E7 - Ultimate Game

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[00:03] (Flashback) Adam
    I guess that's all these NPCs got.
[00:08] (Flashback) Adam
    I'm sick of playing against bots.
    I want to do some PVP.
[00:15] (Flashback) Shobon
    It looks like the ones I made
    aren't much fun for you anymore.
[00:21] (Flashback) Shobon
    I have another fun game for you.
[00:24] (Flashback) Shobon
    Wanna try it?
[02:02] Otaku Hero
    Oh?
[02:02] Anarchy
    Eh?
[02:03] Blue
    What the?
[02:05] Pink
    Gobo?
[02:06] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue
    What now?
[02:24] Kyotaro
    Everybody up!
[02:28] Anarchy
    Where are we?
[02:30] Otaku Hero
    I don't know.
[02:32] Kyotaro
    This obviously isn't normal.
[02:34] Anarchy
    I thought we were on our way to Akiba.
[02:37] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobobo gobo?
[02:37] Blue (P)
    "Weren't we in an underground river?"
[02:39] Otaku Hero
    I got that message from Nick...
[02:41] Blue
    And we were going to use magic...
[02:46] Pink
    Gobobo gobo gobo!
[02:46] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama!
[02:51] Pink
    Gobo... bo gobobo.
[02:55] Anarchy
    Blue!
[02:56] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan!
[02:58] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[03:00] Blue
    This is such sloppy bondage!
[03:02] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[03:04] Anarchy
    What's happening?
[03:06] Adam
    Welcome to my world. Let's start the game!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
SIGN    An SSC cofficer appeared!
SIGN    Cofficer uses a combo attack.
[03:15] Otaku Hero
    What the heck is this?
SIGN    Critical hit!
[03:17] Anarchy
    Oh, come on!
[03:22] Otaku Hero
    It's just like a game!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
SIGN    Anarchy takes 16 damage!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
SIGN    Otaku Hero takes 20 damage!
SIGN    Kyotaro
SIGN    Anarchy
SIGN    Otaku Hero
[03:33] Kyotaro
    Hey, I lost a life!
SIGN    Fight
    Run
[03:36] Otaku Hero
    Take that!
[03:39] Otaku Hero
    You gotta be kidding!
[03:40] Anarchy
    I'll do it, then.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Critical hit!
    
    The cofficer was defeated.
[03:47] Adam
    I guess you can handle that much.
SIGN    I guess you can handle that much.
[03:52] Adam
    I'm from SSC.
    One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[03:55] Adam
    Adam!
[03:56] Anarchy
    SSC!
[03:58] Otaku Hero
    What have you done
    with Blue-chan and Pink-chan?!
[04:00] Adam
    Games are more fun
    when there's a prize, right?
[04:04] Adam
    I thought you could fight me
    and try to win them back.
[04:08] Anarchy
    What are you talking about?
[04:10] Adam
    Yeah, so let's get to it!
[04:14] Anarchy
    Who's that?
[04:15] Otaku Hero
    Another one?
[04:21] Anarchy
    None of you guys have
    any conversation skills.
[04:24] Anarchy
    Transf—
[04:25] Anarchy
    What? I can't?
[04:29] Adam
    This is my world!
[04:31] Adam
    You're completely powerless here.
[04:33] Adam
    You can drown in the program in my head!
[04:41] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[04:48] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[04:51] Adam
    What a noob.
[04:53] Adam
    And you're the leader of the insurgent army?
[04:57] Otaku Hero
    Oh, no!
[04:59] Otaku Hero
    Ouch!
[05:00] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[05:01] Kyotaro
    Stop using me as a shield!
[05:07] Kyotaro
    What did I just tell you?
[05:14] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan! You okay?
[05:16] Anarchy
    That might've killed you.
[05:18] Kyotaro
    Itdid kill me!
[05:20] Kyotaro
    And what the hell? My lives are limited now?
[05:24] Kyotaro
    Zero lives left?!
[05:25] Adam
    Huh, the magical girl's carrying you.
[05:29] Adam
    You take the magical girl.
[05:31] Adam
    I'm more interested in the guy.
[05:33] Eve
    Understood.
[05:36] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[05:38] Otaku Hero
    What do you think you're doing?
[05:40] Adam
    Otaku Hero.
[05:41] Adam
    Carried and cuddled by magical girls,
    while leading the insurgent army?
[05:45] Adam
    You aren't such a big deal.
[05:47] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan and Pink-chan better be all right!
[05:50] Adam
    Heh.
[05:50] Adam
    Maybe you should spend a second
    worrying about yourself instead.
[05:54] Otaku Hero
    Why did you bring us here?
[05:56] Adam
    Isn't it great?
[05:58] Adam
    This world is just the way I want it.
[06:00] Adam
    Everything is a game here.
[06:02] Adam
    And crushing the Revolutionary
    Army will be a breeze.
[06:06] Otaku Hero
    What's so good about SSC anyway?
[06:09] Otaku Hero
    You can't like what you want to.
    That's messed up.
[06:13] Otaku Hero
    That Unit-@ guy was brainwashed.
    I bet you are, too.
[06:17] Adam
    Quit bitching about your stupid dreams!
[06:23] Adam
    I was gonna become a pro gamer.
[06:27] (Flashback) Adam
    The age of video games is just starting.
[06:29] (Flashback) Adam
    Gamers are going to take over the world.
[06:32] (Flashback) Adam
    I can't waste any time practicing.
    I can do anything I want with hacks!
[06:37] (Flashback) Adam
    Yeah! I'm dominating!
[06:40] (Flashback) Adam
    All these self-righteous, weak tryhards
    who are too afraid to use cheats,
[06:44] (Flashback) Adam
    I'll kill them all!
[06:49] (Flashback) Adam
    Damn noobs can't touch me!
SIGN    Account Closed
    This account has been permanently disabled
[06:53] (Flashback) Adam
    Huh? I got banned? But why?!
[06:57] (Flashback) Adam
    Damn it! I can't log in here, either.
[07:00] (Flashback) Adam
    Here I am trying to spread
    the joy of gaming around the world.
[07:04] (Flashback) Adam
    Why are you kicking me out?
SIGN    Error
    This account has been terminated!
SIGN    Continue
[07:07] (Flashback) Adam
    Here? There? This one, too?
[07:09] (Flashback) Adam
    Every one of them?!
SIGN    Error
    This account has been terminated!
SIGN    Continue
SIGN    Account Closed
    This account has been permanently disabled.
[07:14] (Flashback) Adam
    Why though?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Adam
    I'm the one! I'm the elite gamer!
[07:19] (Flashback) Adam
    I should be allowed to use hacks!
[07:22] (Flashback) Adam
    I was the first person ever to show
    the world how talented gamers are!
[07:36] (Flashback) Adam
    So why, then? Why are they rejecting me?
[07:42] (Flashback) Shobon
    Don't you want power?
[07:45] (Flashback) Shobon
    The wonderful power to make
    everything go exactly the way you want?
[07:52] (Flashback) Adam
    Who are you?
[07:54] (Flashback) Shobon
    If you swear your loyalty to me,
    I will give you that power.
[08:21] Adam
    That's how I was able to create
    the ideal world in my mind.
[08:26] Adam
    I got a partner named Eve.
[08:30] Otaku Hero
    You chose to join SSC yourself?
[08:33] Adam
    Did you think we were all
    brainwashed or something?
[08:36] Adam
    I decided that I would do anything I had to
[08:40] Adam
    to prove that justice was on my side!
[08:44] Adam
    Here I come!
[08:47] Anarchy
    How dare you look down on people like that?!
[08:59] Anarchy
    You're messing with stuff again!
[09:05] Eve
    Without your magic, you're nothing
    but a foul-mouthed tramp.
[09:10] Anarchy
    I'm so gonna beat you up.
[09:13] Kyotaro
    Not again!
[09:15] Kyotaro
    Hey! I'm on my last life!
[09:23] Anarchy
    What the hell? Damn it!
[09:25] Eve
    You're helpless in this world.
[09:28] Eve
    Try to die gracefully.
[09:30] Kyotaro
    I've got continues, baby!
SIGN    Fantasy Blocker Switch
[09:43] Otaku Hero
    Does that rocket launcher
    have infinite ammo?!
[09:45] Adam
    In this environment, I can
    spawn any power I can imagine.
[09:51] Otaku Hero
    You're such a cheater!
[09:53] Adam
    I'm connected to all of you.
[09:55] Adam
    In this world, I also can spawn anything
    inside your head with a single thought.
[10:01] Otaku Hero
    Godeen!
[10:02] Adam
    Get rekt by your own imagination!
[10:08] Otaku Hero
    What a powerful attack!
[10:10] Otaku Hero
    No wonder Godeen was able to
    save the whole planet!
[10:17] Otaku Hero
    Damn it.
[10:19] Otaku Hero
    The only one that could ever take
    on Godeen is probably Yunboger G.
[10:23] Otaku Hero
    But he's not here...
[10:25] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[10:27] Otaku Hero
    Yunboger?
[10:30] Otaku Hero
    He and I are connected
    in this imaginary world, right?
[10:33] Otaku Hero
    Then, maybe I can...
[10:35] Adam
    Ha!
[10:36] Adam
    You think you can do something like this?
[10:40] Otaku Hero
    I should be able to.
[10:42] Otaku Hero
    We otaku can take just the tiniest
    sliver of information to imagine,
[10:47] Otaku Hero
    fantasize, create, and have fun on our own!
[10:51] Otaku Hero
    And when it's something
    that already exists, we can do even more!
[10:56] Adam
    Wh-What?!
[11:18] Otaku Hero
    I've always wanted to try that.
[11:20] Otaku Hero
    Super Galactic Construction Equipment
[11:22] Otaku Hero
    Yunboger G!
[11:26] Adam
    What did you say?!
[11:27] Otaku Hero
    When it comes to imagination and fantasy,
    you'll never beat an otaku!
[11:38] Anarchy
    What's that?
[11:44] Otaku Hero
    Did I get through? Anarchy-chan, you okay?
[11:47] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero, what is happening?
[11:49] Otaku Hero
    Right now we're inside
    a cyberspace that he created.
[11:53] Anarchy
    So what do we do?
[11:54] Otaku Hero
    As long as we're connected to them,
[11:56] Otaku Hero
    we should be able to use
    the power of imagination, too!
[11:59] Anarchy
    No kidding. So if we think
    we can do it, we can?
[12:04] Anarchy
    Transform.
[12:07] Eve
    Transforming won't help you.
[12:12] Anarchy
    Okay. I can do this. I can do this!
[12:15] Anarchy
    I think I owe you one from before.
[12:20] Adam
    Die, die, diedie, diedie, diedie, die!
[12:26] Otaku Hero
    I can even stop a black hole.
[12:28] Otaku Hero
    Your attack has no effect on Yunboger G!
[12:31] Otaku Hero
    According to canon,
    nothing on Earth can destroy him!
[12:34] Adam
    What kind of canon is that?!
[12:36] Otaku Hero
    Here I go!
[12:41] Otaku Hero
    Now I'll show you
    the finishing attack that was
[12:43] Otaku Hero
    supposed to be revealed
    in the uncompleted movie version!
[12:49] Otaku Hero
    To be sure it hits the target, lock on!
[12:52] Adam
    Wha—!
[12:53] Otaku Hero
    And then this!
[12:55] Otaku Hero
    The lost movie version
    Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
[13:13] Adam
    What the hell?!
    This guy is using hacks, too?!
[13:16] Otaku Hero
    It isn't a hack!
[13:18] Otaku Hero
    It bulldozes all of
    the misconstructions of the past
[13:20] Otaku Hero
    and erects a bridge leading into the future.
[13:23] Otaku Hero
    It's the spirit of justice!
[13:26] Adam
    Fixing all misconstructions
    is what you call justice?
[13:29] Adam
    That's just another cheat!
[13:32] Anarchy
    All right, all right.
[13:34] Anarchy
    All right, all right,
    all right, all right, all right!
[13:36] Anarchy
    You're the glass cannon type, huh?
[13:39] Eve
    Shut up!
[13:46] Anarchy
    You're lagging!
[13:50] Eve
    Let's see you handle this!
[13:55] Eve
    I got her!
[13:58] Kyotaro
    Sh-She got me...
[14:00] Eve
    I didn't get her?
[14:01] Anarchy
    Game...
[14:03] Anarchy
    Over!
[14:09] Anarchy
    Yeah, give it up!
[14:11] Adam
    Eve, we end this now.
[14:25] Anarchy
    Here he comes, Otaku Hero!
[14:27] Otaku Hero
    Yeah!
[14:33] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! He's moving so fast,
    I can't get a clear shot!
[14:36] Anarchy
    I'll try to slow him down.
[14:39] Anarchy
    Heaven's...
[14:43] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[14:45] Anarchy
    Always pulling sneaky shit!
[14:52] Otaku Hero
    I'm stuck in sludge!
[14:54] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! Engine at full power!
[14:58] Otaku Hero
    Oh, no!
[14:59] Otaku Hero
    Did I use up all the energy
    with the special attack?
[15:02] Otaku Hero
    I recreated him so perfectly I even
    kept his one weak point. Poor mileage!
[15:06] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! Move! Please move for me, Yunboger!
[15:10] Adam
    You like that one? This is what it's like
    when I don't hold back!
[15:13] Adam
    Don't get so cocky when
    you're playing on controller!
[15:21] Anarchy
    Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
[15:26] Anarchy
    Okay, that hurt.
[15:29] Anarchy
    Damn it! Eat this!
[15:33] Anarchy
    Then try to block this!
[15:35] Kyotaro
    Eh? Really?
[15:36] Anarchy
    Heaven's Heat Knock!
[15:43] Eve
    You can't be serious!
[15:50] Adam
    No way! This is supposed to be my world!
[15:53] Anarchy
    Hey!
[15:54] Anarchy
    Looks like you can't do
    a damn thing without her help.
[15:57] Adam
    Huh?
[16:00] Adam
    Eve!
[16:01] Anarchy
    Now's your chance, Otaku Hero!
[16:03] Anarchy
    Go for it!
[16:04] Otaku Hero
    Oh, wow.
[16:06] Otaku Hero
    There's a g-girl cheering me on?
[16:07] Otaku Hero
    The same situation happened in episode 256!
[16:10] Otaku Hero
    In that case...!
[16:14] Otaku Hero
    We will always rise to fight again!
[16:17] Anarchy
    Go for it, Otaku Hero!
[16:20] Anarchy
    Go!
[16:22] Anarchy
    Finish them off, Otaku Hero!
[16:24] Eve
    In that case, I'll take
    the magical girl for myself!
[16:31] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[16:33] Adam
    Yes!
[16:33] Eve
    Yes!
[16:33] Eve
    Begin brainwashing!
[16:40] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[16:58] Otaku Hero
    Ow!
[17:00] Otaku Hero
    What just happened?
[17:02] Anarchy
    I don't know,
    but something felt really wrong.
[17:06] Otaku Hero
    Felt wrong?
[17:10] Adam
    What did you put inside us?
    What did you do to us?!
[17:17] Eve
    I can't look at that!
[17:19] Eve
    Becoming this, doing this,
    is what I was always programmed for?
[17:28] Adam
    Eve!
[17:34] Adam
    E-Eve!
[17:40] Adam
    Damn it! Is this it?
    The end of my ideal world?
[17:48] Otaku Hero
    Oh, crap! We need to get out of here!
[17:51] Anarchy
    But what about Blue and Pink?
[17:53] Otaku Hero
    Of course, we have to find them first!
[17:57] Otaku Hero
    What's this?
[18:00] Otaku Hero
    Let's go!
[18:01] Anarchy
    Yeah.
[18:07] Pink
    Gobobo.
[18:09] Blue
    Wait! Not right there! Stop it!
[18:14] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan?
[18:14] Anarchy
    Pink?
[18:15] Blue
    I use a Draw Two and she drops all
    the Draw Fours on me? She's a monster!
SIGN    °House Rules in Effect
[18:21] Blue
    Hi, guys. You sure are late.
[18:23] Pink
    Gobo gobo bobobo.
[18:25] Blue
    "Do you want to join the game?" She said.
[18:27] Anarchy
    Quit playing games inside the enemy's head!
[18:29] Anarchy
    Be more scared!
[18:30] Otaku Hero
    B-But we're glad you're okay.
[18:34] Otaku Hero
    This world is ending.
[18:35] Otaku Hero
    Let's get out of here quick.
[18:51] Otaku Hero
    My whole body aches.
[18:53] Anarchy
    Where are we?
[18:54] Pink
    Gobo gobobo?
[18:56] Blue
    It looks like we made it back.
[18:58] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. I'm glad we're all okay.
[19:01] Anarchy
    There's somebody here!
[19:05] Adam
    Hmm.
[19:07] Adam
    I guess I should take the corner first.
[19:09] Eve
    I don't know.
SIGN    I don't know.
[19:11] Otaku Hero
    Wh-What happened?
[19:13] Anarchy
    Is he acting different now?
[19:15] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo gobo bobobo.
[19:16] Blue (P)
    "Center. Take it first, and you can't lose."
[19:18] Adam
    Oh, really?
[19:20] Pink
    Gobo!
[19:21] Anarchy
    Don't make friends with him.
[19:23] Pink
    Gobo.
[19:24] Anarchy
    So what do we do with him?
[19:32] Eve
    I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[19:35] Adam
    You guys, watch out!
[19:38] Adam
    Th-That lady's really da-dange—
[19:44] Otaku Hero
    He froze?
[19:45] Anarchy
    What's his problem?!
[19:46] Cofficer
    The signal came from here.
[19:48] Otaku Hero
    It's cofficers. Let's go!
[19:58] Anarchy
    Aren't things a little too quiet?
[20:00] Pink
    Gobo bobobo gobo?
[20:03] Blue (P)
    "Isn't anybody here?"
[20:04] Otaku Hero
    Or maybe they were all caught?
[20:07] otaku
    It's Otaku Hero!
[20:08] otaku
    Hey, they're back!
[20:09] otaku
    They're home!
[20:09] otaku
    Otaku Hero!
[20:12] Otaku Hero
    Guys! You're all okay!
[20:14] Game Otaku
    Yeah. We beat 'em, you know.
[20:16] Military Otaku
    All thanks to Nick!
[20:18] Nick
    What took you so long, Otaku Hero?
[20:20] Nick
    Thanks to your little pep talk,
    we were able to fight SSC off!
[20:24] Otaku Hero
    You did great, guys!
[20:26] Otaku Hero
    With our second win in Nakano
    and the successful defense of Akiba,
[20:30] Otaku Hero
    we're definitely one
    step closer to revolution!
[20:33] Nick
    So while we're at it,
[20:34] Nick
    you wanna send the Revolutionary Otaku
    Army's message around the country?
[20:39] Otaku Hero
    Send our message? But how?
[20:41] Nick
    We hold a big event!
[20:43] Nick
    We'll stream it across the country and
    show it to the closeted otaku, the normies,
[20:47] Nick
    and everyone else!
[20:48] otaku
    Whoa!
[20:50] Otaku Hero
    An event?
[20:51] Nick
    Yeah!
[20:52] Nick
    I'll use all my connections, and we'll
    all make it the biggest event ever.
[20:56] Nick
    We'll show them the otaku
    fire is still burning!
[20:59] Nick
    We'll show those SSC jerks!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
    Nick, you know that's...
[21:04] Nick
    Oh. No good?
[21:06] Otaku Hero
    ...a really great idea!
[21:14] Cofficer
    These videos have gone viral, and are
    spreading faster than we can delete them.
[21:20] Cofficer
    Perhaps we should try
    to understand the otaku better.
[21:24] Cofficer
    Just trying to suppress them is becoming more and more...
[21:25] Shobon
    That's enough.
[21:28] Shobon
    We can't let the otaku—
    the rebel army roam free anymore.
[21:33] Shobon
    I look forward to seeing
    the results of your work.
[21:41] Nick
    So what do we call the event?
[21:44] Otaku Hero
    How about this?
SIGN    Wanku
[23:25] narrator
    Lyrics you can't shake,
[23:27] narrator
    a groove that shakes your hips.
[23:29] narrator
    The set list is a squeeze.
[23:31] narrator
    How's that Kool-Aid tastin'?
[23:33] narrator
    In an ideological reality,
[23:35] narrator
    a magical concert stage
[23:37] narrator
    appears like a mirage.