E3 - PESSIMISTIC OVERDRIVE

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[00:23] Otaku Hero
    What is that?
[00:30] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[00:32] Otaku Hero
    Girls?!
[02:11] Kyotaro
    Yeah.
[02:12] Kyotaro
    With all the otaku from Ariake,
    things sure are getting lively.
[02:17] Anarchy
    I'm sure they'll help the
    Revolutionary Army make an impact.
[02:20] Pink
    Gobo-bo, gobo. Gobo gobo-go?
[02:20] Blue (P)
    "But will they cooperate with the army?"
[02:24] Otaku Hero
    The majority will.
[02:25] Anarchy
    We should just make them.
[02:28] Anarchy
    Some of them already
    follow us around anyway.
[02:30] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo gobo gobo.
[02:30] Blue (P)
    "They'll start to get restless
    if you force them, though."
[02:34] Otaku Hero
    That's the problem.
[02:36] Otaku Hero
    If we're going to capture
    their otaku hearts,
[02:38] Otaku Hero
    we need to lead by example!
[02:39] Blue
    Ooh, that pose gets my juices flowing!
[02:43] Kyotaro
    Whoa!
[02:43] Kyotaro
    Some tourists have arrived!
[02:47] Kyotaro
    I guess Akiba tours are
    a hit in the current day.
[02:51] Slayer
    Ladies and gentlemen,
[02:52] Slayer
    welcome to Old Akihabara,
    the Priority Otaku Protection Zone.
[02:57] Passengers
    Ooh!
[02:58] Passenger
    Is that a cringemobile convoy?
    I've never seen a real one!
[03:01] Passenger
    Crazy!
[03:11] Passenger
    The otaku are coming out!
[03:13] Passengers
    Wow!
[03:17] Anarchy
    Nobody said this was a tourist spot.
[03:21] Anarchy
    We ain't a sideshow, damn it!
[03:31] Passenger
    Now that's a wild otaku! They've got a bite!
[03:35] Kid
    But they sure look dorky.
[03:37] Mother
    That's because they love wearing t-shirts
    with drawings of anime girls.
[03:41] Father
    The otaku might try to kidnap you,
    so stay far away from them, okay?
[03:46] Slayer
    You most likely won't see any violent,
    wild otaku outside of this area,
[03:52] Slayer
    but if you do happen to spot one,
    please contact the nearest SSC official.
[04:02] Anarchy
    Serves you right! Get yer asses outta here!
[04:04] Anarchy
    Peeping moron perverts!
[04:06] Kyotaro
    I wish you'd think about me sometimes.
[04:12] Blue
    I'm getting hungry, too.
[04:14] Otaku Hero
    Well, it's been a while
    since we've all gotten together,
[04:17] Otaku Hero
    so why don't we hold a rally?
[04:23] Otaku Hero
    Here you go.
[04:25] Bouncer
    Very well, sir. Please.
[04:28] Maids
    Welcome home, Master! Mistresses!
[04:33] Otaku Hero
    Hiya.
[04:34] Head Maid
    We haven't seen you in a while,
    Otaku Hero-sama.
[04:37] Anarchy
    We're here, too, you know.
[04:39] Head Maid
    But of course you are.
[04:41] Anarchy
    Oh wow, you aren't into this at all!
[04:43] Blue
    You're nice to Otaku Hero-sama
    but give us the cold shoulder?
[04:46] Head Maid
    That isn't true at all.
[04:48] Head Maid
    This way, please.
[04:51] Anarchy
    So? What are we eating?
[04:53] Pink
    Gobo gobo?
[04:54] Blue
    Nah, they wouldn't have
    anything gooey like that here.
[04:57] Pink
    Gobo...
[04:58] Anarchy
    I'll go ahead and order.
[05:01] Anarchy
    This and this and two of these.
SIGN    Merry-Go-Round Go-Go♥Parfait
SIGN    Large Fried Oysters Riding the Big Ship
SIGN    French Fries with Gusto
SIGN    Onion Ring Potato Set
SIGN    Pretty Potato Set
SIGN    Thin-Roasted Crispy Potatoes
SIGN    Shakagori Potatoes
SIGN    Super Crispy Potatoes
SIGN    Whole Baked Potato
SIGN    Hot and Fluffy Buttered Potato
SIGN    Let's Go Early Star 4
SIGN    Snow White Snowden
SIGN    The Gentleman's Irish Cobbler
SIGN    The Queen's May Queen
[05:04] Lead Maid
    Right away.
[05:08] Kyotaro
    This is heaven! Heaven, I say!
[05:10] Blue
    We'll get bored waiting. Wanna play a game?
[05:14] Blue
    The loser has to treat everyone.
[05:18] Blue
    A quiz as old as time!
[05:20] Kyotaro
    Yay!
[05:22] Blue
    There is no 'N' in the name
    of this marilyny-mansony rock star!
[05:27] Blue
    Who is it, Otaku Hero-sama?
[05:29] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[05:29] Blue
    Yes? And it is?
[05:31] Otaku Hero
    You gotta be kidding!
[05:34] Otaku Hero
    Marilyso Massososo?
[05:36] Magical girls
    Aww.
[05:37] Blue
    Unfortunately, Otaku Hero-sama now
    has to play a penalty game!
[05:42] Magical girls
    Yay!
[05:42] Magical girls
    Yippee!
[05:43] Kyotaro
    A textbook first move advantage.
[05:46] Otaku Hero
    It was a trap!
[05:49] Otaku Hero
    You were ready for bondage?!
[05:52] Blue
    We're gonna grab and grope every
    inch of your body, Otaku Hero-sama.
[05:56] Blue
    Try to hold back, okay?!
[05:58] Anarchy
    Oh, I get it. This does look fun.
[06:01] Anarchy
    Vroom...
[06:03] Anarchy
    Y-Your body does have some... hard parts.
[06:06] Blue
    Vroom...
[06:08] Blue
    I can feel it!
    Your body heat, Otaku Hero-sama!
[06:12] Pink
    Gobo...
[06:14] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[06:17] Kyotaro
    You sure this isn't a reward?
[06:21] Blue
    Vroo—
[06:24] Anarchy
    What do you think you're reaching for?
[06:26] Blue
    His dk.
[06:27] Anarchy**
    They won't let you say it!
[06:28] Pink
    Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[06:31] Blue
    What?! His nipples are erect!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
    Damn it! I can't let them
    have their way with me!
[06:53] Unit-@
    The otaku crawl to the surface like vermin.
[06:58] Unit-@
    How many of them are there?
[07:01] Shobon
    Then why don't you exterminate them?
[07:04] Shobon
    I've been hearing some bad rumors.
[07:07] Unit-@
    Shobon-sama!
[07:09] Unit-@
    Are the three magical girls together again?
[07:12] Shobon
    At this rate, the otaku will get
    the wrong message.
[07:15] Shobon
    I'd like you to squash them
    while they're still getting ready to act.
[07:19] Unit-@
    SSC!
[07:23] Unit-@
    How are Peloce's preparations coming?
[07:25] Mechanic
    Already finished.
[07:28] Unit-@
    Now I can finally fulfill it.
[07:30] Unit-@
    My destiny, my reason for living!
[07:34] Unit-@
    Ready for launch!
[07:35] Mechanic
    Roger that!
SIGN    What's the best way
    to handle otaku?
SIGN    Tolerance
SIGN    Extermination
SIGN    Who should be more
    privileged in society?
SIGN    Otaku
SIGN    Normies
[07:44] Unit-@
    Otaku are such unsanitary,
    unbelievably selfish people.
[07:49] Unit-@
    I learned that the hard way.
[07:51] Unit-@
    They don't have any good parts; only bad.
[07:54] Unit-@
    I have no greater enemy in this world.
[07:57] Mechanic
    Arms finished. Legs next!
[08:02] Mechanic
    Start masking.
[08:04] Mechanic
    Keep those decals right on the edges!
[08:09] Unit-@
    They can't appreciate the real thing.
[08:15] Unit-@
    They live inside their
    feelings. A pathetic race.
[08:22] Unit-@
    That's why I decided
[08:25] Unit-@
    to eliminate the otaku with my own hands!
[08:29] Unit-@
    I had to go through hell to get this far.
[08:40] Mechanic
    All systems ready for launch!
[08:42] Unit-@
    Peloce, coming!
[08:54] crowd
    Good luck!
[08:55] crowd
    Go get them!
[09:00] Unit-@
    You just wait, Otaku Hero!
[09:07] Passengers
    Whoa!
[09:09] Slayer
    Since we're already here,
    shall we watch in secret?
[09:16] Military Otaku
    Incoming! Incoming!
[09:20] Unit-@
    Where are you, Otaku Hero?
[09:24] Unit-@
    Filthy insects!
[09:32] Unit-@
    Right there!
[09:37] Unit-@
    I've found you now.
[09:40] Unit-@
    Otaku Hero, come out and fight me!
[09:47] Unit-@
    Huh?
[09:49] Otaku Hero
    Ah! H-Hey! No! Not right there!
[09:54] Anarchy
    Huh? What's that?
[09:56] Otaku Hero
    Seriously, stop! I can't hold it anymore!
[09:59] Otaku Hero
    I surrender! I surrender!
[10:01] Anarchy
    It's so big.
[10:01] Otaku Hero
    Let's just say you won! Okay?
[10:02] Anarchy
    This is the fifth floor.
[10:04] Pink
    Go-bobo, gobo gobo-bobo.
[10:05] Blue
    It certainly isn't
    a very pretty face, is it?
[10:08] Kyotaro
    A total derp face.
[10:10] Blue
    You aren't kidding.
[10:12] Otaku Hero
    Stop it!
[10:14] Unit-@
    Is that him?
[10:16] Unit-@
    Is that really Otaku Hero?
    And the magical girls?
[10:21] Unit-@
    I put myself through hell to fight them*?*
[10:25] Unit-@
    Does my life count for anything?!
[10:32] Cringemobile Driver
    That engine sound!
[10:37] Anarchy
    What?
[10:38] Anarchy
    He must be one of the bad ones.
[10:40] Anarchy
    The hell you think you doing?!
[10:41] Unit-@
    I'm from SSC.
    One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[10:45] Unit-@
    Unit-@!
[10:46] Blue
    Did he say SSC?
[10:48] Pink
    Gobo gobo-bo.
[10:49] Blue (P)
    "And one of the Heavenly Kings?"
[10:50] Anarchy
    And you came all this way to pick a fight?
[10:53] Unit-@
    I was ordered to exterminate
    Otaku Hero and you magical girls.
[10:57] Unit-@
    This Peloce and I are your opponents now.
[11:00] Unit-@
    Fight me!
[11:01] Anarchy
    You asked for it!
[11:03] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo gobo-bo gobo.
[11:05] Blue
    The first Heavenly King
    is always the weakest!
[11:08] All three
    Transform!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[12:10] All three
    Magical girls, on the scene!
[12:12] Otaku Hero
    The rope is digging in!
[12:14] Anarchy
    Let's go!
[12:19] Anarchy
    Heaven's Flyswatter!
[12:28] Anarchy
    Huh?
[12:29] Pink
    Gobo?
[12:29] Blue
    That fast?
[12:31] Blue
    He comes so fast!
[12:38] Unit-@
    This isn't Sunday.
[12:40] Unit-@
    No pedestrian zone today. Lucky for me!
[12:54] Cringemobile Driver
    It must be. It's him!
[13:07] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[13:11] Pink
    Gobo-bo-bo-bo gobo-bo-bo bo-bo!
[13:13] Blue
    Ow! But I think I kinda like it!
[13:19] Unit-@
    These are the Revolutionary
    Army's trump cards?
[13:23] Pink
    Gobo...
[13:25] Blue
    Oh, no...
[13:26] Blue
    It hurts so good!
[13:27] Unit-@
    Quit treating this like a joke!
[13:32] Kyotaro
    Meep! Bwah!
[13:34] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[13:36] Pink
    Go... Gobo bobo...
[13:45] Anarchy
    Ow, ow, ow. That robotic junk pile!
[13:52] Anarchy
    All right!
[13:54] Anarchy
    Ow!
[14:04] Otaku Hero
    Girls, you okay?
[14:06] Anarchy
    That hurt.
[14:08] Pink
    Gobo.
[14:10] Blue
    Th-That was a little too rough!
[14:13] Otaku Hero
    You can't face that huge, fast unit alone!
[14:16] Otaku Hero
    The three of you have to combine forces!
[14:18] Pink
    Gobo gobo?
[14:20] Anarchy
    The three of us?
[14:21] Blue
    Combine?
[14:23] Blue
    You mean...
[14:29] Otaku Hero
    I'll help, too!
[14:31] Blue
    You mean a four-way?!
[14:34] Blue
    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[14:36] Blue
    My body is ready!
[14:38] Anarchy
    Hey! Don't go alone, you horny witch!
[14:41] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[14:44] Kyotaro
    And I get left behind.
[15:03] Anarchy
    Screw you!
[15:05] Unit-@
    That all you got, magical girls?
[15:18] Blue
    Say, Terumi-chan.
[15:20] Anarchy
    It's Anarchy-chan!
[15:21] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama said we
    have to combine, right?
[15:26] Anarchy
    But combine how?
[15:28] Pink
    Gobo gobo. Gobo!
[15:29] Blue
    Right!
[15:30] Blue
    If we let Otaku Hero-sama's
    imagination open our shells,
[15:35] Blue
    we can stop that guy from coming so fast!
[15:37] Anarchy
    Why would we do that?
[15:39] Pink
    Gobo.
[15:39] Unit-@
    Whatever you're planning,
    you will never defeat me!
[15:54] Cringemobile Driver
    It's you.
[15:55] Cringemobile Driver
    I see you, following the traffic rules!
[16:00] Otaku Hero
    The girls...
[16:03] Otaku Hero
    Is he... Then maybe...!
[16:06] Anarchy
    What the hell is his problem?
[16:08] Blue
    Let's hurry! Let's hurry up and combine!
[16:12] Anarchy
    Oh, no!
[16:14] Unit-@
    Now, the final blow!
[16:18] Anarchy
    Eww.
[16:18] Blue
    Oh, gross.
[16:25] Blue
    That's nasty.
[16:27] Anarchy
    One hit from that would tear us to bits!
[16:30] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[16:36] Unit-@
    You're split up now!
[16:44] Anarchy
    Idiot! Asshole! SSC's a bunch of virgins!
[16:48] Unit-@
    You won't get away!
[16:53] Unit-@
    What's that?
[16:54] Unit-@
    Damn it! Get out of my way!
[16:58] Unit-@
    What's happening? I can't move. Why?
[17:01] Cringemobile Driver
    Of course you can't.
[17:03] Cringemobile Driver
    Not a car lover like you.
[17:05] Unit-@
    Come on!
[17:09] Unit-@
    What now?
[17:11] Unit-@
    I can't move!
[17:13] Otaku Hero
    Girls! Hit it now!
[17:15] Magical girls
    Triple Destroy!
[17:27] Unit-@
    Damn it! Move, move!
[17:30] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[17:31] Blue
    Injection complete. Get him!
[17:34] Anarchy
    Let's give it to him.
[17:38] Unit-@
    How can they do this to me?!
[17:59] Unit-@
    It isn't over. I haven't lost yet.
[18:04] Otaku Hero
    No, you'll never win.
[18:07] Unit-@
    How would you know?
[18:09] Otaku Hero
    You used to be a car otaku, right?
[18:12] Otaku Hero
    You were probably brainwashed
    or something by SSC.
[18:16] Unit-@
    There's no way that happened.
[18:18] Otaku Hero
    The fact that you didn't
    damage a single car,
[18:20] Otaku Hero
    not even one model, proves it.
[18:28] Otaku Hero
    An otaku's heart still burns inside you.
[18:30] Otaku Hero
    It will never go out!
[18:34] Unit-@
    No.
[18:36] Unit-@
    I don't even like cars.
[18:39] Unit-@
    I'm not an otaku!
[18:41] Unit-@
    And cars? Cars...
[18:46] Unit-@
    They're so...
[18:49] Unit-@
    I'm... I'm... a car otaku?
[18:55] Slayer
    Damn NPC!
[18:59] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[18:59] Anarchy
    Wha—?
[18:59] Blue
    Ha—?
[18:59] Pink
    Bo—?
[19:07] Anarchy
    Wh-What?!
[19:37] Otaku Hero
    Who are you?
[19:43] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[19:45] Anarchy
    What the hell?
[19:50] Anarchy
    Heaven's Aegis!
[20:02] Pink
    Gobo, gobo...
[20:04] Blue
    I'm not into pain without love.
[20:13] Anarchy
    Let's do it!
[20:14] Magical girls
    Triple Destroy!
[20:22] Anarchy
    Huh?
[20:22] Blue
    No way!
[20:23] Pink
    Gobo!
[20:37] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[20:41] Slayer
    I guess that's that.
[20:52] Otaku Hero
    Cringemobile driver guy!
[20:58] Otaku Hero
    Cringemobile driver guy...
[21:01] Slayer
    What? You piece of shit!
[21:04] Cringemobile driver
    I really wanted to take
    Anarchy-chan for a drive,
[21:07] Cringemobile driver
    but I guess you'll have to do.
[21:09] Cringemobile driver
    Cool with you, partner?
[21:16] Slayer
    I'll slaughter you!
[21:24] Otaku Hero
    Cringemobile driver guy!
[21:29] Anarchy
    I didn't know SSC had people like that.
[21:33] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo.
[21:35] Blue
    Definitely.
[21:37] Blue (P)
    "They aren't fooling around." I guess not.
[21:45] Anarchy
    What is this? What is this awful feeling?
[23:25] Narrator
    It turns. Time turns. Oh, how the age turns.
[23:29] Narrator
    Turning and turning into a swim meet.
[23:31] Narrator
    An otaku's secret love sinks
    and rises in the Kanda river.
[23:37] Narrator
    A legend revives.