E5 - CLIMBING TO THE HELL

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[00:02] otaku
    Yeah, totally.
[00:03] otaku
    That's cool.
[00:05] otaku
    Aren't you into that?
[00:06] Nick
    Okay, next!
SIGN    Nick
[00:07] Nick
    In Super Galactic Construction
    Equipment Yuboger G episode 20,
[00:10] Nick
    what finishing attack does
    Yunboger use while on the planet Dokachin?
[00:13] Otaku Hero
    That's obvious!
[00:16] Otaku Hero
    On an infinite train line
    that leads to dreams,
[00:19] Otaku Hero
    with fangs that pulverize stone,
    opening a path to the horizon of the universe,
[00:25] Otaku Hero
    he travels 100 million light years.
[00:29] Otaku Hero
    Take this! Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
[00:45] Nick
    Correct! The key being
    that it's not Cosmo, but Cozmo!
[00:49] Otaku Hero
    That's easy! So easy.
[00:50] Otaku Hero
    For the man who binged
    the entire show in three sleepless nights!
SIGN    Nick
[00:53] Nick
    Hmph. Looks like you're learning
    the ropes, Otaku Hero.
[00:58] Otaku Hero
    We met some older senpai
    who really schooled us on stuff.
[01:02] Otaku Hero
    Like how unbelievably vast
    and deep the otaku world is
[01:05] Otaku Hero
    and how far I still have to go.
SIGN    Nick
[01:09] Nick
    Your determination is admirable.
[01:11] Nick
    Akiba isn't only what
    you see on the surface.
SIGN    Akihabara Fruit Market
SIGN    TV/Radio Parts Specialty Store
SIGN    Electrical Meter Specialty Shop
SIGN    Central Diner
SIGN    Room Coolers
[01:14] Nick
    A whole lot has changed over the years.
SIGN    Kanda Matsuri
SIGN    New Items
    In Stock
[01:16] Nick
    But that doesn't mean
    the past is lost, either.
SIGN    Paradise
SIGN    Parts Specialists
SIGN    Discount PC Shop
[01:19] Nick
    The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow,
SIGN    Sky of
    the Future
SIGN    Containing all the lost
    original recordings!
    Experience the journey
    of Yunboger in music!
    Pre-orders Begin
    May, 5th
[01:23] Nick
    and its layers embrace the changing times.
[01:26] Otaku Hero
    Hey, that's the line
    from Yunboger in episode 119, right?
[01:30] Nick
    Gah!
SIGN    Nick
[01:32] Nick
    Oh, by the way,
[01:34] Otaku Hero
    You dodged the question!
[01:35] Nick
    No! I mean, I got some info
    you might be interested in.
[01:38] Otaku Hero
    Info?
[01:40] Nick
    Well, just think of it
    as an urban legend. Listen up...
SIGN    Nick
[03:16] Anarchy
    Shibuya?!
[03:18] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[03:19] Otaku Hero
    He said if we go to Shibuya, we should be
    able to amplify your powers many times over.
[03:25] Anarchy
    Amplify?
[03:26] Blue
    But it's just an urban legend? Very fishy.
[03:29] Pink
    Gobo-bo bobobo bobo.
[03:29] Blue (P)
    "Sounds too good to be true."
[03:31] Kyotaro
    How would they increase their powers anyway?
[03:34] Otaku Hero
    There's a comrade hiding there
    who can apparently make a special "drug."
[03:37] Pink
    Gobo?
[03:38] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[03:39] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobo bo bobo bo!
[03:41] Blue
    He doesn't mean that kind of drug!
[03:43] Anarchy
    And we're supposed to believe that?
[03:45] Anarchy
    Besides, SSC is crawling around
    everywhere outside of Akiba.
[03:49] Anarchy
    How would we avoid getting caught?
[03:51] Otaku Hero
    Good question. Let's use the subway.
SIGN    Hachiko Entrance
SIGN    Bus Terminal
SIGN    Shibuya Station
SIGN    East Entrance
[03:54] Anarchy
    The subway?
[04:08] Otaku Hero
    After Akihabara was locked down,
[04:10] Otaku Hero
    the Ginza Line subway was sealed off
    at Mitsukoshimae station.
[04:13] Otaku Hero
    Trains there are routed back to Shibuya.
[04:17] Otaku Hero
    The Mansei Bridge is directly
    above the Ginza Line tracks.
[04:21] Otaku Hero
    If we walk down the tunnel to Mitsukoshimae,
    then it's just a straight shot to Shibuya.
[04:29] Anarchy
    This is totally the hard way!
[04:30] Anarchy
    It would be a breeze to dig
    with magic instead.
[04:34] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, when you
    and the girls use magic,
[04:36] Otaku Hero
    it draws too much attention.
[04:38] Blue
    Yeah, right! I bet you just
    wanted to role play The Great Escape.
[04:42] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[04:43] Otaku Hero
    N-No, I didn't!
[04:44] Pink
    Ugh, all this digging makes my hips jiggle.
[05:12] Anarchy
    Does this look right to you?
[05:14] Otaku Hero
    Shibuya used to be packed
    with all different types of people.
[05:19] Blue
    Now everyone looks the same.
[05:21] Pink
    Gobo... bo.
[05:21] Blue (P)
    "There are so many people, I wanna puke."
[05:24] Otaku Hero
    D-Don't do it, Pink-chan!
[05:26] Otaku Hero
    Don't hurl inside your mask!
[05:30] Cofficer
    Hold it!
[05:32] Moburyman
    I-I told you I'm not an otaku!
[05:34] Cofficer
    Protection target spotted
    in Shibuya jurisdiction! In pursuit!
[05:38] Cofficer
    Secured!
SIGN    Hatobaya
SIGN    Sky of
    the Future
[05:41] Moburyman
    Th-That isn't mine!
[05:45] Blue
    Bad idea.
[05:46] Blue
    You know what happens if you get caught.
[05:50] Otaku Hero
    I'll save him, too. Someday I'll save him.
[05:53] Man A
    Wow, otaku still aren't extinct.
[05:56] Woman A
    What a nuisance.
[05:57] Man B
    You can always tell one's close
    from the smell and dirt.
[06:01] Pink
    Go-bobo...
[06:02] Blue
    What?
[06:03] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo. Gobo.
[06:04] Blue (P)
    "Otaku Hero-sama."
SIGN    Shibuya Center-Gai
[06:11] Otaku Hero
    Surveillance cameras.
SIGN    Easy Measure Mode
SIGN    Otaku Quotient
SIGN    Reading
[06:16] Mob B
    Wait a minute! I'm really not an otaku!
[06:18] Blue
    What is that?
[06:19] Otaku Hero
    They're measuring otaku quotients.
[06:21] Anarchy
    If they point that at us, we're done!
[06:23] Blue
    We'd better go.
[06:24] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[06:33] Otaku Hero
    There's a "Chogo-shi" around
    here who's supposed to make the drug.
[06:37] Anarchy
    Chogo-shi?
[06:38] Kyotaro
    Every line of this is suspicious, huh?
[06:40] Anarchy
    Kyu-chan, stay down.
[06:42] Blue
    Which building?
    They all look like massage parlors.
[06:45] Marcus
    Hey.
[06:48] Marcus
    You're otaku, aren't you?
[06:51] Otaku Hero
    Hello, nice guy!
[06:52] Anarchy
    Uh, we are ippanjin, not geeks.
[06:54] Blue
    Just a group of common sense
    folks who wouldn't hurt a fly.
[06:57] Pink
    Gobo bobo bo!
[06:58] Blue
    You're gonna give us away like that!
[07:01] Blue
    That's the most otaku talk ever!
[07:07] Otaku Hero
    You don't mean you...
[07:09] Otaku Hero
    You're a closeted otaku?
[07:10] Marcus
    Yes!
[07:11] Marcus
    Nice to meet you! Myself is Marcus, ne.
[07:14] Otaku Hero
    Marcus?
[07:16] Marcus
    And how! You my brother! Whoo!
[07:19] Marcus
    And those sisters are otaku, too, da ne?
[07:21] Anarchy
    Huh?
[07:22] Anarchy
    It-It's not...
[07:23] Marcus
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[07:25] Marcus
    Fishy behavior too weird to cover up.
[07:27] Marcus
    Odd kinks that let off strong stinks.
[07:30] Blue
    Did I get something on me?
[07:31] Marcus
    And a masked maiden
    who can't hold back the crazy!
[07:33] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:34] Marcus
    Di-Di-Ding! On the nose!
[07:36] Marcus
    No mistake here,
    you're the same as myself!
[07:38] Anarchy
    Oh, gee! He saw right through us.
[07:41] Blue
    And he's a foreigner, too!
[07:43] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[07:44] Blue (P)
    "I guess that means
    we're totally global now."
[07:47] Marcus
    Exactly!
[07:49] Otaku Hero
    This is sus. Thoroughly sus.
[07:52] Marcus
    Hum, hum?
[07:53] Marcus
    You were just thinking myself
    to be "sus," were not you?
[07:56] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[07:57] Otaku Hero
    Ah! N-No, I wasn't at all!
[07:59] Marcus
    It's fine desu.
[08:00] Marcus
    Ever since they started hunting otaku,
[08:03] Marcus
    myself had to hide my otaku
    in the crowds of Shibuya.
[08:07] Marcus
    It had been so long since
    myself had encountered my peeps,
[08:10] Marcus
    myself just had to say something.
[08:13] Otaku Hero
    Is that what happened?
[08:14] Marcus
    You see?
[08:15] Otaku Hero
    Y-Yes.
[08:16] Marcus
    Okay, good guy.
[08:18] Marcus
    Any otaku come wandering around
    these parts wanna see Chogo-shi.
[08:22] Marcus
    Don't you?
[08:25] Marcus
    Come on. Follow me.
SIGN    Units Available
    Taniguchi Bldg. #2
[08:30] Marcus
    Koko is the building.
SIGN    Taniguchi Bldg. #2
[08:32] Marcus
    Myself has to split with you-tachi here.
[08:35] Marcus
    You're my bros!
[08:36] Marcus
    You get in a pinch, I'll come a-running, ne!
[08:39] Marcus
    Good luck.
[08:40] Otaku Hero
    S-Sure!
SIGN    Cabaret
[08:58] Otaku Hero
    This is it.
[09:09] Otaku Hero
    What is this stuff?
[09:11] Anarchy
    Ancient otaku artifacts?
[09:14] Blue
    What's this?
[09:15] Chogo-shi
    Hands off.
[09:18] Chogo-shi
    That's a valuable Soviet vacuum tube.
[09:20] Anarchy
    Soviet?
[09:22] Blue
    Vacuum tube?
[09:24] Chogo-shi
    Youngsters don't know crap.
[09:26] Otaku Hero
    Even otaku have things they don't know.
[09:30] Chogo-shi
    Otaku?
[09:35] Chogo-shi
    So you're otaku, then?
[09:38] Blue
    What's with this geezer?
[09:40] Otaku Hero
    You're saying you're not?
[09:41] Chogo-shi
    I'm not.
[09:42] Chogo-shi
    I'm a "maniac."
[09:46] Otaku Hero
    Maniac? Are you Chogo-shi?
[09:49] Chogo-shi
    The one and only.
[09:50] Otaku Hero
    I'm Otaku Hero.
[09:52] Otaku Hero
    And these are magical girls.
[09:53] Chogo-shi
    I thought I said hands off!
[09:55] Anarchy
    What's this?
[09:56] Chogo-shi
    A crystal radio.
[09:57] Blue
    Then what's this?
[09:59] Chogo-shi
    Telegraph. Sends Morse code.
[10:01] Pink
    Gobo-bo?
[10:03] Chogo-shi
    Control line.
[10:04] Chogo-shi
    Wired plane model from before RC.
[10:07] Otaku Hero
    Awesome!
[10:09] Otaku Hero
    The spirit piles up like falling snow,
[10:13] Otaku Hero
    and its layers embrace the changing times...
[10:19] Otaku Hero
    Chogo-shi, seeing as you're
    a first-rate otaku—
[10:21] Chogo-shi
    Not an otaku!
[10:24] Otaku Hero
    Seeing as you're a first-rate
    maniac, I have a request.
[10:27] Otaku Hero
    I want you to make a drug
    to make these girls stronger!
[10:30] Chogo-shi
    Oh, dear.
[10:31] Chogo-shi
    I don't know what stories you were fed,
    but I can't do nothing like that.
[10:35] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[10:35] Anarchy
    All this trouble for nothing.
[10:38] Pink
    Gobo?
[10:39] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[10:39] Blue (P)
    "I think I smell drugs."
[10:42] Blue
    You've got tons!
[10:46] Otaku Hero
    Come on! I'm begging!
[10:47] Otaku Hero
    You must realize how
    messed up the world is now.
[10:51] Otaku Hero
    We're going to take Shobon down!
    That's why the drugs—
[10:53] Chogo-shi
    I refuse.
[10:54] Chogo-shi
    I don't care about the world.
    I just want to live here quietly.
[10:58] Otaku Hero
    Are you really okay with that?
[11:00] Otaku Hero
    This is all stuff you love, right?
[11:02] Otaku Hero
    We're the same way.
[11:04] Otaku Hero
    We want to live around the things we love
    and show everyone we love them!
[11:07] Otaku Hero
    You have to understand!
[11:15] Otaku Hero
    A magazine clipping?
[11:17] Otaku Hero
    What's this?
SIGN    Japanese Treasure Found!
SIGN    The Ultimate Model
    Becomes a Miraculous Item
SIGN    A unique set of magical girl figurines
    produced by top figurine maker
    Heino Production has been discovered.
[11:18] Chogo-shi
    Only one set was made, but it fell into
    the hands of SSC during the otaku hunts.
[11:23] Chogo-shi
    A legendary artifact.
[11:24] Blue
    They're just magical girl dolls.
[11:26] Blue
    Guess you're into them, too, huh, Gramps?
[11:28] Chogo-shi
    Shut up!
[11:29] Anarchy
    They look super old, though.
[11:31] Anarchy
    Not as bad as the evil goddess,
    but they look kind of shit.
[11:35] Blue
    You aren't kidding.
[11:36] Blue
    But you know, they are a little like us.
[11:40] Otaku Hero
    So what do you want us to do?
[11:49] Nick
    Nakano?!
[11:51] Otaku Hero
    That's right. We're heading there now.
[11:53] Otaku Hero
    Give me the deets.
[11:56] Nick
    After you destroyed it
    in the Nakano Incident,
[11:59] Nick
    SSC rebuilt it to be a warehouse
    for confiscated items again.
[12:04] Nick
    But the security's a hell of a lot worse now.
[12:08] Nick
    But why, anyway?
[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Chogo-shi wants to do an exchange.
[12:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    He said, "If you want the drugs,
    bring me the legendary figurines."
[12:15] (Flashback) Anarchy
    I know it's late to ask, but how do
    we know they're in Nakano anyway?
[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
    They could be in Akiba instead.
[12:20] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I remember every last item
    that we recovered in the Nakano Incident.
[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    This wasn't one of them.
[12:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
    Are you serious?
[12:26] (Flashback) Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama is insane!
[12:29] announcement
    Next is Nakano. Nakano.
[12:30] Nick
    That thing is probably
    on the top floor of Sunplaza.
[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Will you come help, Nick?
[12:35] Nick
    Hell no! I'm not setting foot outside Akiba.
[12:38] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    But I'm counting on you!
[12:40] announcer
    Nakano. Nakano.
[12:41] Nick
    Sorry, man. That ain't for me.
[12:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    Nick!
[12:44] Nick
    Otaku Hero.
[12:47] Nick
    Don't get yourself killed.
[12:50] Anarchy
    I guess we're back to raise hell again.
[12:53] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[12:54] Otaku Hero
    This is where we lit
    the flames of revolution.
[12:57] Blue
    I never expected to return.
[12:59] Pink
    Gobo bobo bobo bo.
[12:59] Blue (P)
    "I'd give my life for drugs."
[13:01] Anarchy
    One of us is here for the wrong reason.
[13:03] Otaku Hero
    This time, it's fine.
[13:05] Otaku Hero
    If we don't show our true stuff,
    we'll never conquer that!
[13:12] Anarchy
    There's no one here at all.
[13:13] Otaku Hero
    Strange. Security is
    supposed to be really tight.
[13:20] Kyotaro
    Sizzle.
[13:24] Otaku Hero
    I was right.
[13:26] Otaku Hero
    It's a weaponized building
    with completely automated defenses.
[13:28] Kyotaro
    Did you need to roast me for that?
[13:30] Otaku Hero
    We can't attack head-on,
[13:32] Otaku Hero
    and flashy magic spells
    would attract attention.
[13:35] Otaku Hero
    We gotta go in low and quiet.
[13:37] three
    Attack!
[13:37] Pink
    Gobo!
[13:48] Otaku Hero
    A new morning arrives.
[13:51] Otaku Hero
    But the sparkle it brings
    to us is not a ray of hope.
[13:56] Otaku Hero
    The pitch-black darkness obscuring our path
[13:58] Otaku Hero
    has merely been replaced
    with a frozen pure white.
[14:01] Anarchy
    I know you're trying
    to be all dramatic and stuff,
[14:04] Anarchy
    but was Nakano Sunplaza always this tall?
[14:07] Otaku Hero
    How would I know?
    Either way, we gotta climb.
[14:19] Otaku Hero
    Thank you, Blue-chan!
[14:21] Blue
    I'm so glad I got your left leg!
[14:24] Blue
    It'd be so much harder
    if I caught the middle one.
[14:27] Otaku Hero
    It hurts to just hear that!
[14:29] Otaku Hero
    Second day of the attack.
SIGN    - Second Day -
[14:31] Otaku Hero
    The summit is yet far away.
[14:35] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero!
[14:37] Otaku Hero
    What's wrong?
[14:38] Anarchy
    Kyo-chan... isn't breathing.
[14:42] Otaku Hero
    The gods of the mountain know no mercy.
[14:44] Otaku Hero
    They test us with relentless trials
    and beckon us to the world beyond.
[14:49] Otaku Hero
    Starting with the weakest of us.
[14:52] Otaku Hero
    I bet Kyo-chan was dreaming
    of eating hot stew by a warm fireplace.
[14:59] Otaku Hero
    Saying farewell to our departed
    is yet another trial.
[15:02] Otaku Hero
    I'll get rid of this junk.
[15:08] Otaku Hero
    How many days had passed?
[15:10] Otaku Hero
    We were already struggling to stay
    conscious when it finally happened.
[15:16] Otaku Hero
    We completely ran out of food.
[15:19] Otaku Hero
    The gods of the mountain know no mercy.
[15:22] Otaku Hero
    They test us with cold and hunger
    and beckon us to the underworld.
[15:26] Otaku Hero
    Starting with the least devoted.
[15:28] Anarchy
    It's over. I'm starving.
[15:31] Otaku Hero
    Keep it together.
[15:34] Blue
    I'm at my limit.
    I just want a bite of something.
[15:38] Pink
    Gobo-bo.
[15:40] Otaku Hero
    We don't have anything to eat.
[15:42] Otaku Hero
    Not a thing.
SIGN    - Third Day -
[16:00] Otaku Hero
    Look out!
[16:03] Kyotaro
    Brreyouegh!
[16:08] Kyotaro
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
    hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[16:10] Anarchy
    I'm sledding!
[16:19] Otaku Hero
    Does the peak we seek truly await us?
[16:22] Otaku Hero
    Or is this path to heaven instead
    leading us on a road to hell?
[16:26] Otaku Hero
    The doubt is unshakable.
[16:28] Otaku Hero
    Are we chasing a phantom that doesn't exist?
[16:32] Otaku Hero
    That's when it happened.
[16:33] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero, look!
[16:35] Blue
    The peak! It's the peak, Otaku Hero-sama!
[16:38] Pink
    Gobo bobo bo!
[16:39] Anarchy
    Let's go, Otaku Hero!
[16:41] Otaku Hero
    Yeah!
[16:47] Otaku Hero
    It was almost within our reach.
[16:50] Otaku Hero
    But they know no mercy.
[16:54] Otaku Hero
    Is that... a god?
[17:03] Otaku Hero
    Marcus?!
[17:04] Marcus
    In a pinch, I came a-running.
[17:06] Marcus
    Told you, ne.
[17:07] Otaku Hero
    Marcus!
[17:11] Marcus
    Up-a-see daisy!
[17:14] Anarchy
    Thank you, Marcus!
[17:16] Otaku Hero
    I'm sorry I doubted you.
[17:18] Marcus
    Don't touch my mustache!
[17:21] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero.
[17:22] Anarchy
    This is the top floor, isn't it?
[17:24] Blue
    It's okay to transform, right?
[17:25] Pink
    Gobo.
[17:26] Otaku Hero
    Yeah! Put on a show, girls!
[17:29] Marcus
    Aw yeah! Japanese magical girls is cool!
[17:33] Blue & Anarchy
    Transform!
[17:33] Pink
    Gobo!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
SIGN    Type 99 Antipersonnel Security Perimeter
    Type 02 Antipersonnel Laser Mines
[18:38] announcement
    Intruders detected! Intruders detected!
[18:41] announcement
    Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.
SIGN    Type 98 Building Defensive Armament
    Saturation Attack Specification (Armageddon Mode)
[18:43] announcement
    Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.
[18:51] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[18:55] Marcus
    Amazing!
[18:57] Otaku Hero
    Get 'em, Anarchy-chan!
[19:09] Pink
    Gobo!
[19:10] Pink
    Gobo!
[19:15] Blue
    There's still more!
[19:30] Marcus
    Ouch.
[19:31] Otaku Hero
    That's our Anarchy-chan.
[19:33] Anarchy
    Oh, that's it!
[19:35] Otaku Hero
    Go, Anarchy-chan!
[19:37] Anarchy
    Oh, yeah!
[19:43] Otaku Hero
    Smash it open!
[19:44] voice
    Please stop!
[19:45] voice
    Help me!
[19:47] voice
    It hurts! It hurts!
[19:47] voice
    Stop it!
[19:48] Anarchy
    Huh?
[19:49] otaku ghost
    The pain!
[19:50] otaku ghost
    It hurts! It hurts!
[19:52] otaku ghost
    I can't take it!
[19:53] Blue
    What the hell?
[19:55] Pink
    Gobo bobo-go.
[19:55] Blue (P)
    "That's nasty."
[19:57] Otaku Hero
    Are these all captured otaku?
[19:59] Blue
    Is that even possible?
[20:00] Marcus
    Are these myself's buddies?! My God!
[20:05] Anarchy
    If they are, I can't hurt them.
[20:08] Anarchy
    Damn it! How can we save them?
[20:12] otaku ghost
    It's fine! Just let us die in peace.
[20:16] otaku ghost 2
    Next time, I'll be reborn a normal—
[20:18] otaku ghost 2
    Hoo!
[20:19] Anarchy
    Wha—?!
[20:20] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan?!
[20:23] otaku ghost 2
    Otaku are just, otaku are just,
[20:25] otaku ghost 2
    ota, ota, ota, o-o-ota...
[20:28] Blue
    Gross!
[20:28] Otaku Hero
    These are all fakes!
[20:30] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[20:31] Anarchy
    Yeah!
[20:32] Anarchy
    Heaven's Judgment Day!
[20:53] Pink
    Gobo.
[21:00] Otaku Hero
    Is this the right one?
[21:02] Chogo-shi
    Yes. Definitely.
[21:04] Chogo-shi
    How exquisite. The lines, the details.
[21:09] Chogo-shi
    It truly is the ultimate in molding—
[21:11] Pink
    Gobo!
[21:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo! Gobo gobo!
[21:14] Blue
    I hate to spoil the moment,
    but the loony here is saying,
[21:17] Blue
    "hand over the stuff you owe."
[21:19] Anarchy
    The drugs that will make us stronger.
[21:24] Chogo-shi
    Here.
[21:28] Otaku Hero
    Is this it?
[21:29] Anarchy
    You did make it for us!
[21:31] Blue
    So he actually believed in us.
[21:32] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[21:33] Blue (P)
    "Tsundere."
[21:34] Chogo-shi
    Shut up!
[21:35] Otaku Hero
    Thank you, Chogo-shi.
[21:37] Otaku Hero
    We definitely won't waste them.
[21:39] Otaku Hero
    Once the world changes,
    come over and visit us
[21:42] Otaku Hero
    in our Akiba.
[21:44] Chogo-shi
    Now get the hell out.
[21:45] Chogo-shi
    You're wearing out your welcome.
[21:48] Anarchy
    Thank you, Chogo-shi!
[21:50] Blue
    Pleasure doin' business.
[21:52] Pink
    Gobo bo.
[22:01] Pink
    Gobo bobo! Go bobobobo!
[22:03] Blue (P)
    "Let's take them! Let's use them now!"
[22:06] Otaku Hero
    Nope. I'll hang onto them.
[22:08] Anarchy
    Huh? Why?
[22:09] Otaku Hero
    We might face even stronger
    enemies down the road.
[22:13] Otaku Hero
    Gotta save our trump card
    for the right moment.
[22:16] Pink
    Gobo, gobo...
[22:18] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobobo! Go-bobo bobo bo-gobo!
[22:27] Slayer
    Nakano has fallen again?
[22:30] Shobon
    Yeah.
[22:31] Slayer
    Shobon-sama!
[22:32] Shobon
    No worries.
[22:33] Slayer
    But!
[22:34] Shobon
    Slayer.
[22:36] Shobon
    Everything is fine.
[22:43] Kathy
    Dad!
[22:45] Marcus
    Kathy!
[22:47] Kathy
    Dad! Dada!
[22:50] Marcus
    Kathy...
[22:55] Cofficer D
    That was some real nice work.
[22:57] Cofficer D
    I doubt they noticed a thing.
[22:59] Cofficer D
    You've fulfilled your role.
[23:01] Cofficer D
    Take these and leave the country today.
[23:05] Cofficer D
    Very well done.
[23:26] narrator
    Yesterday's foes are also today's foes.
[23:28] narrator
    A never-ending battle.
[23:30] narrator
    One long night when it all began,
[23:33] narrator
    the girls awakened.
[23:35] narrator
    A miracle on an eve long ago.