E4 - R U READY?

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[00:03] Shobon
    You have absolutely no intention to repent,
[00:05] Shobon
    and you've made no effort
    to improve your attitude.
[00:10] Shobon
    That's something I really like about you.
[00:13] Shobon
    But let me tell you one thing.
[00:16] Shobon
    You'll cause me a lot of trouble
    if you pull something like that again.
[00:21] Shobon
    Because that isn't a part of my script.
[00:25] Shobon
    All right, you can go.
[00:28] Slayer
    Hmph.
[00:33] Shobon
    Well, then.
[00:36] Shobon
    What's on the books for today?
SIGN    Maid Cafe & Bar
    WELCOME HOME
     Would you like to play with
    some maids?
     All-You-Can-Drink
    1 Hour, 2000 Yen
    Fuwa Fuwa!!
     Hours: 17:00-26:00
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    All the Rage!
SIGN    Cringemobile
SIGN    Open the Door to a New Age
    Light Up the World
[02:36] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan?
[02:41] Anarchy
    What do you think, Otaku Hero,
[02:44] Anarchy
    about that "Slayer" or whatever?
[02:46] Anarchy
    Nobody ever told me we'd
    have enemies like that.
[02:49] Otaku Hero
    Yeah. I was surprised, too.
[02:53] Anarchy
    Oh, did you come to check on me
    because you were worried?
[02:57] Otaku Hero
    Huh? Uh, yeah!
[02:59] Otaku Hero
    The battles are probably gonna get
    even worse from here on out, but...
[03:03] Otaku Hero
    But...
[03:04] Otaku Hero
    Let's all work together and do our best!
[03:07] Anarchy
    Oh, come on! That's such a corny line.
[03:12] Anarchy
    But... I guess I feel a little better now.
[03:16] Anarchy
    Thanks.
[03:20] Otaku Hero
    I was going to ask her
    to magically fix my broken toy,
[03:24] Otaku Hero
    but it didn't feel like the right time.
[03:28] Pink
    Gobo.
[03:30] Otaku Hero
    Can you fix it?
[03:31] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo...
[03:32] Blue & Anarchy
    "Resin parts deteriorate due to
    UV exposure and plasticizer leakage."
[03:38] Otaku Hero
    Hmm.
[03:39] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobogobo...
[03:39] Blue (P)
    "It's unavoidable when you're dealing
    with toys and plastic models."
[03:44] Otaku Hero
    Is it really?
[03:45] Pink
    Gobogobo gobogobo...
[03:45] Blue (P)
    "When they shrink
    and start to lose flexibility,
[03:48] Blue (P)
    they get very stiff
    and become easier to break."
[03:51] Blue
    What?!
[03:51] Otaku Hero
    Huh?
[03:52] Blue
    For me, stiff is so much better than limp and soft!
[03:55] Kyotaro
    Stop that talk right now!
[03:57] Otaku Hero
    Do you think it can be fixed?
[03:59] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo, gobo go go gobobo...
[03:59] Blue (P)
    "Chemical magic is actually my specialty."
[04:03] Otaku Hero
    Oh, then please fix it!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[04:23] Otaku Hero
    Wow, that's awesome!
[04:28] Otaku Hero
    Whoa! What the what?!
[04:36] Kyotaro
    Toys these days sure are fancy.
[04:39] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan, what did you inject it with?
[04:41] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[04:41] Blue (P)
    "Self-rejuvenating magic for resin parts."
[04:44] Otaku Hero
    There's no way that's all that was!
[04:46] Pink
    Gobogobo, gobo gobo gobobobo...
[04:47] Blue (P)
    "Also Panax ginseng, pit viper elixir,
    royal jelly, and a touch of energy magic."
[04:53] Blue (P)
    "Also—"
[04:53] Otaku Hero
    Fine! I've heard enough.
[04:57] Otaku Hero
    Wait for me!
[05:07] Kyotaro
    Oh, is this the scene where you you
    get offered a silver and gold Godeen?
[05:11] Otaku Hero
    I took such good care of it!
[05:13] Otaku Hero
    I had to save up money
    from my job just to buy a used one!
[05:16] Old Leader
    Hold it!
[05:20] Old Leader
    This right here's our turf.
    Trespassers are not allowed!
[05:24] Kyotaro
    Who the hell are you?!
[05:26] Old Leader
    We dwell here in the Akiba Liberated Zone.
[05:29] Old Leader
    The Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune!
SIGN    Mansei Bridge Otaku Commune
[05:32] Kyotaro
    How lame. What do these old fogies want?
[05:34] Otaku Hero
    Just like us,
[05:36] Otaku Hero
    they must have run from Shobon's guys
    and hid out here in the Liberated Zone.
[05:39] Kyotaro
    Why aren't we on the same side, then?!
[05:41] Old Leader
    Hmph!
[05:42] Otaku Hero
    It looks like we don't make
    the grade for some reason.
[05:45] Kyotaro
    You mean like that "in-group hate" stuff?
[05:47] Kyotaro
    We're all otaku here, gang.
[05:49] Otaku Hero
    That's right. Listen to me!
[05:51] Otaku Hero
    I didn't come here to fight you.
[05:53] Otaku Hero
    I only want to get my Godeen
    that fell in the river.
[05:57] Old Leader
    Unacceptable.
[05:58] Kyotaro
    Howat?
[05:58] Otaku Hero
    Why?
[05:59] Old Leader
    In the chaos of the riots three years ago,
[06:02] Old Leader
    my brothers from another mother and I were
    afraid our valuables would be confiscated,
[06:06] Old Leader
    so we threw them all into the Kanda River.
[06:09] Old Leader
    So the Kanda River is the final resting
    place for countless historical artifacts.
[06:13] Old Leader
    It's the ruins of Akihabara!
[06:15] Old A
    That's right!
[06:15] Old A
    You're just making excuses
    to take our stuff!
[06:17] Old B
    You're trying to sell them
    on the net, even though
[06:19] Old B
    you don't even know their value, I say!
[06:22] Kyotaro
    How did they know?
[06:23] Otaku Hero
    No, we aren't, we aren't!
[06:24] Anarchy
    So what he's saying is,
[06:26] Anarchy
    we've got to beat them up and take it by force?
[06:29] Anarchy
    We thought we heard some kind of crowd,
    and once we got here...
[06:32] Pink
    Goho, goho...
[06:32] Blue (P)
    "It reeked of old people."
[06:35] Blue
    I kind of like that older-man smell, though.
[06:37] Kyotaro
    Nobody asked you!
[06:38] Anarchy
    I don't care about your
    stupid valuables or whatever.
[06:40] Anarchy
    Rivers belong to everybody, right?
[06:42] Anarchy
    What kind of adults would try
    to monopolize a river?
[06:45] Old A
    Damn you, magical girl!
[06:47] Old B
    The scourge of all Akihabara!
[06:49] Anarchy
    Huff! Puff!
[06:50] Anarchy
    Anything else on your minds,
    you middle-aged grunts?
[06:54] Old Leader
    Yeah! Come get a piece of this, you brats!
SIGN    Menacing
[06:59] Otaku Hero
    Hey! Stop it, stop it!
[07:01] Otaku Hero
    These aren't the people
    we need to be fighting.
[07:03] Otaku Hero
    Are they?
[07:06] Kyotaro
    Then you gonna give up on Godeen?
[07:08] Otaku Hero
    I don't know.
[07:09] Mai
    Papa, please stop it!
[07:11] Old Leader
    Th-That voice...
[07:14] Old Leader
    It's you!
[07:16] Mai
    Papa, please stop all this
    and just come home!
[07:21] Old Leader
    Drat!
[07:22] Mai
    Mom is worried about you.
[07:24] Old Leader
    Didn't I tell you
    never to come here,
[07:26] Old Leader
    Yumi?
[07:27] Mai
    My name is Mai!
[07:28] Mai
    Quit calling me the name of an
    anime character from before I was born!
[07:31] Yu
    Dad, I've been really worried about you, too!
[07:34] Old B
    There is no longer any reason
    for me to return, I say.
[07:37] Yu
    Would you quit the "I say" stuff?
    It's so embarrassing!
[07:39] Old Leader
    You both need to go home, Mami-chan.
[07:41] Yu
    Why do you keep calling me that? I'm Yu!
[07:45] Mai
    Papa! Would you cut it out?!
[07:47] Kyotaro
    Come on!
[07:48] Yu
    How can you act like this at your age?
[07:48] Kyotaro
    Oh, man. What have we walked into?
[07:53] Otaku Hero
    It looks like some of them left
    their families to come here.
[07:56] Anarchy
    I don't care if they're married
    or have kids. It doesn't matter!
[07:59] Anarchy
    Even when we're persecuted,
    we're determined to live as otaku!
[08:02] Anarchy
    That makes us equals, right?
[08:04] Otaku Hero
    I guess so. We're the same.
[08:07] Otaku Hero
    We're all otaku.
[08:09] Otaku Hero
    But then why are we having so much
    trouble relating to those guys?
[08:16] Blue
    The solution is simple, isn't it?
[08:19] Anarchy
    Blue?
[08:20] Blue
    It's been like this forever.
[08:21] Blue
    The best way to become friends is...
SIGN    Ba-thump! Kanda River Swim Meet
    Full!? of Magical Girls
[08:30] Kyotaro
    Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
[08:32] Kyotaro
    It's about time to begin the Ba-thump!
[08:34] Kyotaro
    Kanda River Swim Meet Full of Magical Girls!
[08:37] Kyotaro
    You might even get to see something slip!
[08:39] Anarchy
    All right!
[08:42] Blue
    I'll knock you out!
[08:45] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo.
[08:47] Anarchy
    Yeah.
[08:47] Blue
    Woo.
[08:49] Kyotaro
    The Revolutionary Otaku Army team
    is all fired up and ready to go!
[08:52] Kyotaro
    How about the Otaku Commune side?
[08:54] Old Leader
    A swim meet is a relatively crunk idea.
[08:57] Old B
    Brings me right back to the '80s, I say!
[08:59] Mai
    Wait, Papa!
[09:02] Mai
    Why do we have to play?
[09:04] Yu
    Why am I even dressed like this?
[09:06] Old Leader
    You're doin' great, Mami-chan!
[09:08] Kyotaro
    They're all fired up, too!
[09:10] Otaku Hero
    But why a swim meet?
[09:12] Blue
    Old timers used to say
    that skin-to-skin contact
[09:15] Blue
    is the best way to get to know someone.
[09:18] Old Leader
    In the past, the Kanda River was full of
    industrial waste and household wastewater.
[09:24] Old Leader
    It was called the river of death,
    as no living creature could survive in it.
[09:27] Old Leader
    But in 1987,
[09:29] Old Leader
    the Ochiai Water Reclamation Center
    started advanced wastewater treatment,
[09:32] Old Leader
    and the water became so clean
    it was almost unrecognizable.
[09:35] Old Leader
    So clean, in fact, that it
    is now possible to hold swim meets.
[09:39] Blue
    What he said.
[09:40] Otaku Hero
    Seriously?
[09:41] Kyotaro
    Onto the first game!
SIGN    Wobbly Floating
    Obstacle Race!!
[09:42] Kyotaro
    The Wobbly Floating Obstacle Race!
[09:45] Crowd
    Yay!
[09:46] Kyotaro
    Contestants must race toward the
    goal across platforms placed in the water,
[09:50] Kyotaro
    all while avoiding various obstacles!
[09:52] Kyotaro
    Well then, on your marks,
SIGN    START
[09:55] Kyotaro
    get set...
[09:56] Anarchy
    Go for it, Blue!
[09:58] Blue
    No problem!
[09:59] Old B
    Go forth, I say, my son!
[10:01] Old Leader
    Good luck, Mami-chan!
[10:02] Yu
    What did I say?!
[10:03] Kyotaro
    Start!
[10:05] Blue
    Oh, stop!
[10:06] Yu
    Wah!
[10:08] Blue
    Oh, staahp!
[10:11] audience
    Whoa!
[10:13] Blue
    Unghh! They're staring at me!
[10:15] Blue
    They're watching me get totally humiliated!
[10:17] Blue
    Oh, please! Please stop
    branding me with your hot gaze!
[10:20] Blue
    Wait, stare more!
[10:32] Yu
    Why is this happening to me?
[10:41] Blue
    I... have lost!
SIGN    Contestant Blue Retires!!
[10:44] Kyotaro
    The Commune for the win!
SIGN    Contestant Blue Retires!!
[10:46] all
    All right!
[10:46] Old Leader
    We did won!
[10:48] Anarchy
    God damn it!
[10:49] Otaku Hero
    I don't get this game.
[10:51] Kyotaro
    Onto the next game!
[10:52] Kyotaro
    Jiggle-Joggle Water Sumo!
SIGN    Jiggle!?Joggle!?
    Water Sumo!
SIGN    Mainofuji
[10:55] Kyotaro
    From the west, Mainofuji.
[11:00] Kyotaro
    From the east, Asapinkryu.
SIGN    Asapinkryu
[11:05] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:06] Anarchy
    Go, Pink!
[11:08] Otaku Hero
    Something doesn't look right.
[11:09] Kyotaro
    All right, hands down, energy up...
[11:12] Kyotaro
    Still in! Still in, still in, still in!
[11:15] Kyotaro
    Still in! Still in!
[11:17] Mai
    There's no way!
[11:20] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:22] Kyotaro
    Asapinkryu!
SIGN    Victor
    Asapinkryu
[11:25] Yu
    Um,
[11:26] Yu
    I found this on the ground.
[11:29] Kyotaro
    Could it be?
[11:30] Otaku Hero
    That's the medicine Pink-chan
[11:31] Blue
    shoots up when she wants to feel good!
[11:34] Kyotaro
    Eh, the round did go to Asapinkryu,
[11:38] Kyotaro
    but due to violation
    of no-doping regulations,
[11:40] Kyotaro
    Mainofuji wins!
[11:42] all
    Wow! Yay!
[11:43] Old Leader
    You did it, Emi!
[11:44] Mai
    What did I say?!
[11:45] Anarchy
    Pink!
[11:46] Otaku Hero
    No doping! Ever!
[11:49] Kyotaro
    And now, the final game!
[11:50] Kyotaro
    Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight!
SIGN    Pruned! Wet Chicken Fight
[11:53] Kyotaro
    First to three points wins,
    so we may see an upset!
[11:56] Kyotaro
    Both teams, on your marks,
[11:59] Kyotaro
    start!
[12:01] Kyotaro
    Right after these commercials.
SIGN    Up Next:
    Something Terrible Happens!?
[12:08] Kyotaro
    Well then, once again,
    we're back to the wet chicken fight.
[12:13] Kyotaro
    A team wins when they take their
    opponent's hat or knock the other team over.
[12:17] Kyotaro
    On your marks, get set...
[12:21] Kyotaro
    Stuartro!
[12:24] Otaku Hero
    Let's go, Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[12:26] Blue
    Yo!
[12:26] Pink
    Gobobo!
[12:27] Otaku Hero
    Counting on you, Anarchy-chan!
[12:28] Anarchy
    Leave it to me!
[12:35] Anarchy
    Damn it! That isn't fair, you two!
[12:37] Mai
    Why do I have to do this?
[12:40] Otaku Hero
    I totally believe that this
    will help us get along better!
[12:45] Old Leader
    Horse crap!
[12:46] Old Leader
    You and I are fundamentally different!
[12:49] Otaku Hero
    I don't think that at all!
[12:50] Otaku Hero
    Exactly what is so
    different between you and me?
[12:54] Old Leader
    If you don't know, I shall tell you.
[12:56] Old Leader
    Otaku hobbies are accepted these days.
[12:58] Old Leader
    People speak of them like
    they're any common hobby.
[13:01] Old Leader
    In the past, otaku were gloomy
    folks who avoided other people.
[13:05] Old Leader
    They pursued their hobbies
    quietly and in private!
SIGN    Advance Interview!!
[13:08] Old Leader
    We collected information
    in the shadows, hiding from the public,
[13:11] Old Leader
    bought merchandise
    with our faces covered up,
[13:14] Old Leader
    and if we slipped up
    and were exposed to others,
[13:16] Old Leader
    we'd be labeled "grody!" and ostracized.
[13:19] Old Leader
    We lived through
    an extremely challenging age!
[13:21] Old Leader
    However,
SIGN    Kiss!
[13:22] Old Leader
    today's otaku can acquire quality
    merchandise and reliable info freely,
SIGN    Title Search
SIGN    Figurines
SIGN    Plastic Models
SIGN    Male Characters
SIGN    Female Characters
SIGN    Stores
SIGN    Figurines
SIGN    Plastic Models
[13:27] Old Leader
    without any true effort!
[13:29] Old Leader
    They assemble on the street in daylight,
[13:31] Old Leader
    and furthermore, even have the nerve
    to take pride in being otaku!
[13:35] Old Leader
    It's as if they're bragging,
    "my hobby isn't gross!"
[13:39] Otaku Hero
    But otaku are all still
    being persecuted today.
[13:42] Otaku Hero
    So there's no reason for us to fight!
[13:45] Old Leader
    That persecution is because you young otaku
[13:48] Old Leader
    couldn't figure it out
    and tried to stick out!
[13:51] Old Leader
    Open your eyes!
[13:52] Old Leader
    Otaku are beings that should
    not see the light of day!
[13:55] Old Leader
    To hell with "otaku culture" and "Akiba culture"!
[13:58] Old Leader
    Why haven't you realized
    that the recognition you
[14:01] Old Leader
    think you finally earned
    is only an illusion!
[14:06] Anarchy
    Hey, Otaku Hero! I'm losing it!
[14:09] Otaku Hero
    You can't actually believe that
    everything happening now is because of us?!
[14:14] Old Leader
    In my own case,
[14:15] Old Leader
    I didn't want to leave my family
    and come to a place like this.
[14:19] Old B
    'Tis true.
[14:19] Old B
    Due to the recent incident,
    otaku, like ourselves, who have families
[14:23] Old B
    were forced to confess
    their true otaku nature,
[14:26] Old B
    after keeping it hidden for so long!
SIGN    Spited Away
[14:29] Old B
    To confess that we like anime,
    we like tokusatsu,
SIGN    Animaje
[14:31] Old B
    we adore magical girls
    with colorful hairstyles!
[14:34] Old B
    To confess that our storage rooms
    are full of old posters,
[14:37] Old B
    store displays, and drama LPs!
[14:40] Old Leader
    I still have nightmares on the regular
    of my family's reactions when they found out.
[14:44] Mai
    It was already totally obvious!
[14:46] Yu
    At Obon and New Year's you'd always go,
    "I'm off to Odaiba, I say!" and leave us!
[14:50] Old Leader
    If not for these circumstances,
    I never would have lost my family!
[14:57] Otaku Hero
    But now and then are different!
[15:00] Otaku Hero
    Why aren't you happier
    that we can watch anime
[15:04] Otaku Hero
    and buy merch without any resistance now?
[15:06] Otaku Hero
    Otaku shouldn't have to sneak around
    and hide from society.
[15:09] Otaku Hero
    We should... hold our heads up high!
[15:12] Old Leader
    Aah! His youth is overpowering!
[15:14] Old B
    It's blinding, I say!
[15:15] Anarchy
    That's good, that's good!
[15:17] Blue
    That's the spirit!
[15:18] Otaku Hero
    Most importantly,
[15:20] Otaku Hero
    right now we have magical girls
    who never existed before with us.
[15:23] Otaku Hero
    If you really do like magical girls,
[15:25] Otaku Hero
    then join these three
    real-life magical girls
[15:28] Otaku Hero
    and help us reclaim the world we want!
[15:31] Old Leader
    Ridiculous!
[15:32] Old A
    Magical girls belong in anime!
    They belong in manga!
[15:36] Old Leader
    They shine because they are a fantasy!
[15:38] Old Leader
    Magical girls in real life?
    Perish the thought!
[15:40] Old B
    They haven't even the power to light
    a grain-of-wheat bulb, I say!
[15:44] Old Leader
    Or to rephrase...
[15:45] three otaku
    ...they lack elegance!
[15:47] Pink
    Gobo gobo.
[15:47] Blue (P)
    "What the hell are they on about?"
[15:50] Blue
    That part got to you?
[15:52] Anarchy
    Hold on, Otaku Hero! Wha—!
[15:54] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama, hold it together!
[15:56] Otaku Hero
    Oops! The Revolutionary Army is in a pinch!
[16:00] Otaku Hero
    I know that we've lived in different times
    and might not see eye-to-eye,
[16:05] Otaku Hero
    but all we want is a world
    where we can like what we want to like!
[16:09] Otaku Hero
    I know we're fighting for the same thing!
[16:17] Otaku Hero
    Maybe we'll never be able to get along.
[16:30] OH; Blue; Anarchy
    SSC!
[16:30] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[16:33] Shobon
    Sorry to interrupt your playtime,
[16:36] Shobon
    but I have plans, too, you know.
[16:39] Kyotaro
    Oh, boy!
[16:40] Kyotaro
    Three giant mecha have suddenly appeared!
[16:43] Kyotaro
    Whatever will happen to the swim meet?
[16:48] Old Leader
    T-Take cover!
[16:52] Otaku Hero
    Why now?
[16:53] Anarchy
    Pull your head outta your ass!
[16:55] Blue
    Now isn't the time
    to feel sorry for yourself!
[16:57] Otaku Hero
    A-All right. Let's get them!
[16:59] Blue & Anarchy
    Transform!
[16:59] Pink
    Gobogobo!
SIGN    Transform
SIGN    Self-Righteousness
SIGN    Hope
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Transience
SIGN    Transformation Complete
[17:23] Otaku Hero
    The swimsuit versions!
[17:26] Anarchy
    Let's get 'em, girls!
[17:27] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:27] Blue
    Hell yeah!
[17:38] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[17:41] Blue
    Unghh, they have the upper hand underwater!
[17:47] Mai
    Papa, aren't you going to help them?
[17:50] Old Leader
    It's their fault that
    the world turned out this way.
[17:54] Mai
    But the magical girls
    are fighting as hard as they can!
[18:02] Anarchy
    If we got rid of the water, they'd be toast!
[18:04] Pink
    Gobobobobo gobobo. Bogo bogo!
[18:06] Blue
    Seriously? That might work!
[18:13] Otaku Hero
    Girls!
[18:18] Otaku Hero
    Is this my...
[18:19] Otaku Hero
    Godeen!
[18:20] Otaku Hero
    I'm so glad I found you!
[18:29] Otaku Hero
    And is that...
[18:31] Otaku Hero
    Godeen?!
[18:33] Old Leader
    That's the Popopi corporation's
    original Deluxe Super-Die-Cast Godeen!
[18:38] Mai
    What's that?
[18:39] Old Leader
    The Banban Godeens that
    circulate today are only remakes
[18:42] Old Leader
    of the mega-hit Super-Die-Cast Series
    developed by the Popopi corporation long ago!
[18:50] Old Leader
    The Kanda River is amazing!
[18:51] Old B
    The resting place
    of countless treasures, I say!
[18:54] Pink
    Gobo bogo.
[18:54] Blue (P)
    "That old toy absorbed
    a shot of my special medicine."
[18:58] Anarchy
    So doping is allowed for some things?!
[19:02] Old Leader
    The ancient one has protected the newcomer.
[19:05] Old Leader
    Well...
[19:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    ...a world where we can like
    what we want to like!
[19:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
    I know we're fighting for the same thing!
[19:12] Mai
    Papa!
[19:13] Old A & B
    Leader!
[19:15] Yu
    Mister!
[19:20] Anarchy
    Damn it!
[19:21] Blue
    We need to make an opening!
[19:23] Old Leader
    Here we come!
[19:28] magical girls
    Oh, no way!
[19:31] Old B
    Metamorphose, I say!
[19:34] Old A
    Do Whatcha!
[19:36] Old Leader
    Twirly-Twirly Tokimeki Makeup!
[19:42] Anarchy
    Don't tell me they're...
[19:45] Otaku Hero
    ...transforming?
[19:48] Old Leader
    Ka-ching!
[19:49] Otaku Hero
    Nah, of course not.
[19:50] Anarchy
    Yeah, right?
[19:52] Mai
    Papa!
[19:52] Yu
    Dad!
[20:00] Old Leader
    Good heavens.
[20:01] Anarchy
    Okay, here we go!
[20:04] Anarchy
    The death blow!
[20:07] Kyotaro
    Whoa! What just happened?!
[20:18] Anarchy & Blue
    Combined magic!
[20:18] Pink
    Gobogobo gobo! Gobo gobobo
    gobo gobobo gobo gobobo!
SIGN    Combined Magic!!
    We Sucked All the
    Water Out of the River!
[20:19] Anarchy & Blue
    We sucked all the water out of the river!
[20:22] Otaku Hero
    You did it!
SIGN    Combined Magic!!
    We Sucked All the
    Water Out of the River!
[20:23] Old Leader
    My word!
[20:25] Anarchy
    You sure had your way with us.
[20:28] Blue
    Now we turn you into sashimi.
[20:29] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
SIGN    Dancer Mask
SIGN    The Legendary Show Now In a Box Set
SIGN    Laserdisc
[20:36] Old mob 1
    This is the Dancer Mask LD box!
[20:39] Old Mob 2
    This is a real VHD player!
[20:42] mob
    It's a mountain of treasure!
[20:45] Yu
    Dad, you were so cool... I say!
[20:48] Mai
    I'm glad you're okay, Papa.
[20:50] Old Leader
    Sorry to make you worry, Emi.
[20:55] Otaku Hero
    Thank you.
[20:56] Otaku Hero
    With your help, we were
    able to defeat the enemy.
[21:00] Otaku Hero
    Brave Godeen...
[21:01] Otaku Hero
    When I watched the reruns as a kid,
    I thought he was so cool.
[21:06] Otaku Hero
    You know, back then it never mattered
    if you were an otaku or not.
[21:11] Otaku Hero
    We could all like what we wanted to
    like as much as we wanted.
[21:18] Otaku Hero
    I do want us to fight on the same side.
[21:22] Old Leader
    Don't misunderstand this.
[21:25] Old Leader
    The only reason we lent a hand this time
[21:27] Old Leader
    was to protect the
    Kanda River's historical artifacts.
[21:30] Old Leader
    It wasn't to help the likes of you!
[21:33] Old Leader
    Fall back!
[21:38] Otaku Hero
    I still think that someday
    we'll be able to get along!
[21:41] Otaku Hero
    I truly believe we will!
[23:25] narrator
    Beyond the city, yet another closed city.
[23:28] narrator
    Walls frozen solid.
[23:30] narrator
    Blow open a hole to let fresh air into a closed heart.
[23:33] narrator
    Inside Mecca, a sleeping MacGuffin.
[23:35] narrator
    Climbing to acquire an item.
[23:37] narrator
    Yet another incident.