E9 - LOVE IS NIGHTMARE

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[00:01] Kyotaro
    Too soon!
[00:11] Bro
    Hello!
[01:52] Bro
    Hello, hello! Yeah!
[01:55] Bro
    Hi, otaku people! Nice to meet you!
[01:58] Bro
    You know about SSC's Four Heavenly Kings?
[02:02] Bro
    Well, we lost two of them already...
[02:04] Bro
    But we're one of them!
[02:06] All
    Huh?!
[02:08] Bro
    The girl holding me
    is my little sister Himawari.
[02:11] Bro
    I'm sure you can all see
    how adorable she is,
[02:13] Bro
    but she's also a little bit shy,
[02:15] Bro
    so I'll be doing the talking.
[02:22] Bro
    Huh? Hey, I won't take too much time.
[02:26] Bro
    Don't you hate it when the principal
    goes on long, rambling speeches?
[02:29] Bro
    So I'll keep this short.
    Your event is now over
[02:33] Bro
    because Himawari and I are going to wipe
    you and your criminal otaku gang out!
[02:45] Otaku Hero
    Guys!
[02:45] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
[02:46] Blue (P)
    "Get everyone to shelter!"
[02:52] Game Otaku
    Th-This is bad!
[02:53] Military Otaku
    But our big event!
[02:54] Train Otaku
    What's gonna happen to us?
[02:57] Military Otaku
    Oh, crap!
[02:58] Anarchy
    Don't mess with us!
[03:03] Otaku Hero
    Everyone, this way! Hurry!
[03:11] Bro
    Yeah, yeah, yeah.
    What's wrong, magical girls?
[03:14] Bro
    You don't look very happy.
[03:17] Pink
    Gobo bobo gobo.
[03:18] Blue
    Yeah, I know.
[03:20] Blue
    Can't let our guard down with these ones.
[03:23] Kyotaro
    That guy is, like, super gross.
[03:26] Blue
    Yeah, a nasty talking head.
[03:28] Blue
    Shouldn't that be rated R-15?
[03:30] Pink
    Gobogobobo.
[03:31] Blue
    Huh? Oh, totally, totally.
SIGN    Moan
[03:33] Blue
    My entire life is rated X!
[03:35] Blue
    Would you shut up?
[03:37] Bro
    When you mess with SSC, you die.
[03:41] Bro
    What I mean is,
    I'm gonna kill you right now!
[03:44] Bro
    Yay!
[03:48] Kyotaro
    I always get killed!
[03:51] Pink
    Gobo!
[03:53] Pink
    Gobo?
[03:56] Bro
    If you hit Himawari, she'll get hurt!
[04:00] Blue
    That's why I'm trying to hit her!
[04:03] Bro
    I said watch out!
[04:07] Bro
    You aren't allowed to touch Himawari, okay?
[04:10] Bro
    You need to go through me first.
[04:12] Blue
    I'm the type that likes
    to eat the best part first.
[04:16] Bro
    Huh?
[04:17] Bro
    Himawari always saves the best for last,
    so I guess you won't get along.
[04:21] Bro
    All right, let's clean this mess up.
[04:24] Bro
    Himawari, go ahead.
[04:36] Kyotaro
    Dumbass!
[04:44] Anarchy
    Otaku Hero, can Blue and Pink handle this?
[04:48] Otaku Hero
    I'm not sure, but we've got
    to believe in them.
[04:54] Blue
    What is this guy's deal?
[04:55] Pink
    Gobobo. Gobo bobo gobo.
[04:58] Blue
    Which one do we take out?
[04:59] Blue
    We've got to get both of them!
[05:01] Blue
    But why is he only a severed head?
[05:04] Bro
    I could tell you, but it's a long story.
[05:07] Pink
    Gobo bobobo!
[05:07] Blue (P)
    "Keep it short!"
[05:10] Bro
    I died by Himawari's hand.
[05:13] Blue
    What's that supposed to mean?
[05:15] Bro
    Or maybe I should say,
    I asked her to kill me.
[05:18] Bro
    Because I really, really,
    really love her so much!
[05:22] Kyotaro
    Whoa, aren't you talking about ince—!
[05:26] Bro
    I'd ask you to keep your
    dirty fantasies to yourself.
[05:28] Bro
    But it was always my dream.
    To have Himawari kill me.
[05:35] Bro
    Ever since Himawari was born,
    my whole life revolved around her.
[05:40] Bro
    I lived for Himawari,
    and I would die for her.
[05:44] Bro
    I felt like that was
    the entire reason I was born!
[05:47] Blue
    Wow, that's pretty heavy.
[05:49] Blue
    But doesn't the little girl
    have something to say about it?
[05:51] Bro
    Himawari and I are bound by our love.
[05:54] Bro
    We're connected telepathically,
    so we feel the same way.
[05:56] Blue
    I wasn't asking you.
[05:58] Bro
    You don't need to ask her. I'm her brother.
[06:01] Blue
    Which means you must've made her do it.
[06:03] Pink
    Gobo bobo gobo.
[06:05] Bro
    Yeah, I figured you wouldn't get it.
    It has nothing to do with you anyway.
[06:09] Bro
    But for me and Himawari, this is love.
[06:12] Bro
    Aren't y'all gettin' enough love?
[06:23] Blue
    Confusion (Alternative Mix)!
[06:30] Blue
    Pink!
[06:31] Pink
    Gobo gobo, gobo!
[06:36] Pink
    Go-bo!
[06:39] Bro
    I won't let you touch Himawari!
[06:45] Blue
    Wow. You're such a caring, devoted brother.
[06:48] Bro
    Yeah, of course I am!
    Himawari made my dream come true!
[06:53] Bro
    So that's why this time
    I'm putting all my body and soul
[06:56] Bro
    into making Himawari's dreams come true, too!
[07:00] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo gobo!
[07:01] Blue (P)
    "You don't even have a body!"
[07:02] Bro
    Yeah, guess you're right about that!
[07:15] (Flashback) Slayer
    What's wrong, sweetie?
[07:20] (Flashback) Slayer
    Oh, I see.
[07:22] (Flashback) Slayer
    But you have nothing to worry about.
[07:24] (Flashback) Slayer
    Just leave everything to Shobon-sama.
[07:27] (Flashback) Shobon
    If you're willing to help us out,
    I'll bring your brother back to life.
[07:31] (Flashback) Slayer
    I'm sure he'll make your wish come true.
[07:34] (Flashback) Slayer
    Don't you want to stay
    with your brother forever?
[07:37] (Flashback) Slayer
    Just trust Shobon-sama.
[07:40] (Flashback) Slayer
    Okay?
[07:55] (Flashback) Slayer
    Now be sure to do to what Shobon-sama says,
[07:59] Slayer
    or else your brother will have to go away.
[08:04] Bro
    Yeah, time to wrap things up.
SIGN    O
    T
    OTAKU
    K
    U
[08:15] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan, take care of everyone!
[08:24] Bro
    Deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:27] Bro
    Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:31] Bro
    Deeper, deeper, deeper,
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
[08:38] Military Otaku
    Fire!
[08:39] Military Otaku
    We've got to save Blue-chan and Pink-chan!
[08:42] Bro
    Oh, shut up!
[08:48] JSDF Otaku
    Retreat! Retreat!
[08:49] Military Otaku
    Then, eat this!
SIGN    Otaku
    Canned Oden
[08:53] Bro
    Huh?
[08:55] Bro
    Too bright!
[09:00] Blue
    Otaku Hero-sama!
[09:04] Otaku Hero
    Are you two okay?
[09:05] Pink
    Gobo bobobo?
[09:06] Blue (P)
    "What does it look like?"
[09:08] Pink
    Gobo!
[09:09] Pink
    Gobo bobo! Gobo bobobo!
[09:10] Otaku Hero
    Huh? What is it?
[09:11] Blue
    She said, "give me the drugs."
[09:14] Otaku Hero
    The drugs?
[09:15] Pink
    Gobobo...
[09:19] Kyotaro
    You sure the stuff's good?
[09:22] Blue
    We're not.
[09:24] Blue
    But it's now or never.
[09:26] Pink
    Gobo gobo...
[09:26] Blue (P)
    "We have to power up."
[09:39] Kyotaro
    Pee-yew!
[09:40] Blue
    Here we go.
[09:41] Pink
    Gobo.
[09:42] Kyotaro
    Barf.
[09:47] Kyotaro
    Ehh...
[09:57] Otaku Hero
    Girls! If it's bad, then spit it out!
[10:01] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
[10:24] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Hang in there!
[10:29] Bro
    Ah, there you are.
[10:31] Bro
    Don't run away like that!
[10:34] Bro
    Those two in the back look pretty messed up.
[10:37] Bro
    Well then, goodbye.
[10:45] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan?
[10:46] Blue
    Oh, stop!
[10:47] Blue
    I'm sorry, sir, but you
    aren't allowed to touch the girls.
[10:51] Blue
    All right!
[10:52] Pink
    Go-bo!
[10:56] Otaku Hero
    Pink-chan!
[10:57] Pink
    Gobo gobo! Gobobobo!
[10:58] Blue (P)
    "I'm feeling stronger than ever before!"
[11:00] Blue
    Now it's our showtime!
[11:03] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:10] Otaku Hero
    Uh...
[11:11] Otaku Hero
    I-Is this stuff really...
[11:15] Otaku Hero
    okay?
[11:18] Pink
    Gobo! Bobo. Gobo gobo!
[11:20] Anarchy
    What are those gross things?
[11:22] Anarchy
    From the colors, are they Blue and Pink?
[11:25] Anarchy
    What the hell are they doing?
[11:28] Blue
    Things are gonna be different now.
[11:30] Pink
    Gobo, gobo!
[11:31] Bro
    Yeah, looks like you got a little stronger,
    but will that really help?
[11:36] Blue
    Do your trash talking now,
    while you still can!
[11:40] Pink
    Gobo!
[11:42] Bro
    Huh? What's that?
[11:44] Blue
    Yeah, I'm saying...
[11:46] Blue
    Would you shut up for one minute?
[12:03] Pink & Blue
    Ooh!
[12:06] Otaku Hero
    Amazing! This is the drug Chogo-shi made?
[12:09] Kyotaro
    It can't be good for you.
[12:11] Blue
    So once again, it's showtime!
[12:13] Pink
    Gobo!
[12:18] Bro
    Himawari, don't hold back!
[12:20] Bro
    Huh? Eh? Ehh?
[12:23] Bro
    Um, what?
[12:26] Bro
    Himawari?
[12:28] Bro
    Ah! Ow ow ow ow!
    Ouch, that hurts! That hurts!
[12:33] Bro
    Owie. That hurt your brother a little.
[12:36] Bro
    Wh-What's wrong, Himawari?
[12:39] Blue
    Chance!
[12:41] Pink
    Gobobo!
[12:42] Bro
    Himawari! Ah, ouch!
[12:44] Bro
    Hey, I'm busy over here!
[12:46] Bro
    Why are you feeling grumpy?
[12:50] Bro
    Did your big brother do something wrong?
[12:53] Bro
    Fine, just wait a minute.
[12:55] Bro
    We can talk when it's all over. Okay?
[12:57] Blue
    Is this really the time to be quarreling?
[13:00] Bro
    Would you quit getting in my way?!
[13:06] Bro
    Oh, very nice catch.
[13:08] Blue
    Yeah, ball play is my thing.
[13:10] Blue
    Just kidding, though!
[13:11] Bro
    Heh.
[13:13] Pink
    Gobo!
[13:19] Bro
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[13:20] Blue
    What the hell is this tongue?
    You're disgusting.
[13:23] Bro
    You shouldn't throw around
    the word "disgusting" so easily.
[13:26] Bro
    Most folks would feel harmed by that!
[13:28] Blue
    Oh, yeah? But some people
    would get turned on!
[13:35] Blue
    Confusion (Essential Mix)!
[13:38] Bro
    Aah! That's disgusting!
[13:40] Something
    Thank you very much, Master!
[13:42] Bro
    Pee-yew! What the hell?!
[13:44] Bro
    Hey, cut it out! Pew!
[13:46] Bro
    You stinking stink of stink!
[13:47] Blue
    Consider that my
[13:48] Blue
    p-r-e-s-e-n-t.
[13:54] Bro
    Damn it!
[13:56] Kyotaro
    Nice one!
[13:58] Anarchy
    Wait, Otaku Hero!
[14:00] Anarchy
    Did something happen to Blue and Pink?
[14:02] Otaku Hero
    Yeah.
[14:03] Otaku Hero
    They used the power-up drug from Chogo-shi.
[14:06] Anarchy
    Huh?!
[14:07] Kyotaro
    But you sure that's good?
    Powering up all of a sudden.
[14:11] Otaku Hero
    What do you mean?
[14:12] Kyotaro
    Well, if you get that strong that quick,
    you could have a bad reaction.
[14:18] Otaku Hero
    Bad reaction?
[14:24] Bro
    That was the worst present ever.
    I don't appreciate it one bit!
[14:28] Blue
    Well, that's just too bad.
    I really put my love into it.
[14:32] Bro
    Hate to be rude, but I get more than
    enough love from Himawari.
[14:36] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo bo!
[14:38] Blue
    I hear you.
[14:40] Blue
    We have to get the head,
    or we'll run out of magic.
[14:43] Blue
    But the head is so small...
[14:46] Blue
    Oh, I know! Listen here.
[14:48] Pink
    Gobo?
[14:49] Bro
    A strategy meeting?
    What's the point of that now?
[14:53] Blue
    It's gonna be a surprise!
[14:55] Bro
    You aren't supposed to tell me that!
[14:57] Pink
    Gobo! Gobobobo, gobo!
[15:01] Pink
    Gobo!
[15:01] Blue (P)
    "Fire!"
[15:03] Bro
    You think that's gonna beat me?
[15:09] Bro
    Huh?
[15:09] Blue
    Then, how about this?!
[15:14] Pink
    Gobo!
[15:14] Blue
    All right!
[15:14] Pink
    Gobo-bo!
[15:19] Bro
    The hell you think you're doing?
[15:21] Bro
    Huh? What just happened?
[15:23] Blue
    You're too small as a head,
[15:25] Pink
    Gobobobo, gobo!
[15:25] Blue (P)
    "So we gave you a body! Yeah!"
[15:27] Bro
    Whaaat?! But I'm a guy!
[15:31] Bro
    H-Himawari, your brother just got a body!
[15:33] Bro
    But it's a girl's body!
[15:35] Bro
    I'm not your brother
    anymore. I'm your sister!
[15:39] Bro
    But now I can move on my own like I used to!
[15:43] Bro
    I suddenly feel so free!
[15:46] Bro
    All right, here I go.
[15:47] Bro
    Squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, boiiing!
[15:51] Blue
    What the hell? Now he's even worse!
[15:53] Pink
    Gobobo, gobo-go!
[15:55] Blue
    We won't know if the plan worked
    or not until we're done!
[15:58] Bro
    I wonder about that.
[16:04] Bro
    I hate to do this
    while you're all powered up,
[16:06] Bro
    but it looks like you
    powered me up, too! Bah!
[16:12] Pink
    Gobo!
[16:13] Bro
    Heh!
[16:17] Pink
    Gobobo bobobo!
[16:18] Blue
    I know! You don't have to keep yelling!
[16:22] Bro
    What's wrong? Are we already done?
[16:25] Blue
    There's no way we'd be that premature.
[16:27] Pink
    Gobobo!
[16:28] Bro
    Huh...
[16:29] Bro
    But check out the shit I can do now!
[16:33] Pink
    Gobo!
[16:33] Blue
    Gross!
[16:37] Kyotaro
    Aw, crud!
[16:38] Kyotaro
    Blue and Pink used up too much magic!
[16:43] Pink
    Gobo-bo...
[16:47] Bro
    Hmm!
[16:48] Bro
    Sure feels good to flex
    your muscles once in a while!
[16:51] Bro
    Well then, how about we wrap this up?
[16:54] Bro
    It's already taken too long.
[16:57] Anarchy
    Ohhryah!
[16:58] Blue
    Get 'em!
[17:04] Bro
    I don't care if you tag in,
[17:06] Bro
    but you still realize you're
    no match for me, right?
[17:09] Anarchy
    I won't know that unless I try!
[17:11] Bro
    The other girls said the same thi—
[17:24] Bro
    Himawari?
[17:30] Bro
    B-But why?
[17:35] (Flashback) Himawari
    Today, because my brother
    asked me to, I killed him.
[17:44] (Flashback) Himawari
    I didn't wanna do it,
[17:46] (Flashback) Himawari
    but I love my brother a bunch,
    and he asked me to.
[17:50] (Flashback) Himawari
    Then he came back.
[17:52] (Flashback) Himawari
    Why had I gotten all sad about it?
[17:57] (Flashback) Himawari
    Not fair. I don't think he was being fair.
[18:01] (Flashback) Himawari
    I wanted him to kill me, too...
[18:03] (Flashback) Himawari
    Not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
    not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
[18:07] (Flashback) Himawari
    not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair,
    not fair, not fair, not fair, not fair!
[18:16] Bro
    I'm sorry, Himawari.
[18:18] Bro
    I guess I had trouble
    understanding a girl's feelings.
[18:22] Himawari
    Brother!
[18:38] Anarchy
    These are some sick siblings.
[18:40] Slayer
    Are that brother and sister
    trying to kill Anarchy?
[18:44] Slayer
    I'm supposed to get to kill her!
[18:47] Shobon
    Hmm. This wasn't part of the plan.
[18:51] Shobon
    Was it just instinct?
[18:52] Shobon
    Or did they somehow develop consciousness?
[19:06] Anarchy
    How do we handle that thing?!
[19:08] Kyotaro
    Just do whatever you...
    nah, you're screwed.
[19:12] Otaku Hero
    But at this point...!
[19:13] Kyotaro
    A love so strong you
    want to kill each other?
[19:16] Kyotaro
    Love sure hur—
[19:20] Otaku Hero
    Kyotaro!
[19:21] Anarchy
    Forget about him!
[19:28] Anarchy
    Since they merged,
    they can only move together,
[19:32] Anarchy
    so they should die together, too!
[19:34] Slayer
    If you're that desperate to stay together,
[19:37] Slayer
    then eff off and die.
[19:47] Himawari
    Brother!
[19:50] Bro
    Himawari.
[20:05] Anarchy
    Isn't that...?
[20:08] Slayer
    You guys always think you can run the show.
[20:12] Slayer
    I've about had it with you.
[20:15] Slayer
    Right now, right here,
    I am going to kill you!
[20:24] Slayer
    Hi, this is Slayer.
[20:26] Shobon
    Slayer. C'mon home now.
[20:29] Slayer
    But, Shobon-sama,
    I was just about to do these—
[20:33] Shobon
    No, you're coming home.
[20:35] Shobon
    You know I don't like selfish girls.
[20:37] Shobon
    Your part comes tomorrow.
[20:39] Shobon
    Why don't you just tell them
    to prepare for death?
[20:43] Slayer
    All right.
[20:46] Slayer
    I'll give you a single day.
[20:49] Slayer
    When that day is up, I'll take you
    magical girls, you otaku and whatever,
[20:54] Slayer
    and slaughter, destroy,
    and crush all of you!
[20:58] Slayer
    So until then, shiver in fear
[21:00] Slayer
    and make peace with whatever
    imaginary gods you have!
[21:22] Train Otaku
    I-It feels like she could've
    killed us at any second.
[21:26] Game Otaku
    And then making us wait for it...
[21:30] Military Otaku
    If they always had this much power,
    were they always toying with us?
[21:35] Otaku Hero
    It's okay, guys!
[21:37] Otaku Hero
    Even if that's their plan,
    our job here hasn't changed!
[21:40] Otaku Hero
    It just means it's time to settle things!
[21:43] Otaku Hero
    What's wrong?
[21:45] Otaku Hero
    Let's work together!
[21:47] Otaku Hero
    Don't we always get up
    and try again every time?
[21:51] Otaku Hero
    Don't we? Guys?
[23:25] Narrator
    Your heart beats with silence.
[23:27] Narrator
    The rhythm dies down.
[23:29] Narrator
    Destruction pierces through your body
    like an unavoidable rain storm.
[23:34] Narrator
    But even then,
[23:35] Narrator
    you must face the darkness, shoot,
    and run toward the light.
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