E11 - MAGICAL DESTROYERS

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[00:10] (Flashback) Saito
    Just watch this!
[00:10] (Flashback) Saito
    Watch, watch, watch!
[00:12] (Flashback) Saito
    I'm making it happen.
[00:14] (Flashback) Saito
    Oh shit, this is awesome!
[00:16] (Flashback) Saito
    Who could ever top this?
[00:19] (Flashback) Saito
    Do you get it, fools?
[00:22] (Flashback) Saito
    Oh, my bad.
[00:23] (Flashback) Saito
    Guys your level would
    never be able to understand
[00:26] (Flashback) Saito
    this sublime creation of mine.
SIGN    New Tweet
SIGN    What's with this shit game? lol
[00:33] (Flashback) Saito
    Yeah, I thought so.
[00:35] (Flashback) Saito
    You need more brains
    than a worm to appreciate this.
SIGN    Saito Is a War Criminal
[00:40] (Flashback) Saito
    Keep talking, asshole.
[00:43] (Flashback) Saito
    The idiots are trying to say something.
SIGN    22 Channel Discussion Board
SIGN    These days you don't see games this shitty
SIGN    Characters, story, system all suck
SIGN    Characters, story, system all suck
SIGN    Size doesn't match the price. Really wish I hadn't bought it.
SIGN    How can someone take money for this?
SIGN    Characters, story, system all suck
[00:46] Saito
    What sucks is your head.
SIGN    Makes me cry for other reasons.
[00:49] Saito
    Hey now, you're turning red.
SIGN    Subject: About that shit game that just came out
     Has anybody finished this yet?
     I'm only 2 hours in and to be honest
     I threw my controller at the screen
     For starters, the tutorial is shit
     The action is repetitive and boring
     I lost interest before the main...
     The story goes nowhere
[00:52] (Flashback) Saito
    Thanks for outing yourself.
SIGN    Review
    After countless delays, this game was finally released.
    To put it simply, my reaction is...
    Full price? For this?
[00:54] Saito
    Nice job living a worthless life.
SIGN    A mess. Garbage for brains.
SIGN    Anonymous
SIGN    Not kidding. Went straight into the garbage.
[00:57] (Flashback) Saito
    Nice self-own.
[01:01] (Flashback) Saito
    No, you hang yourself.
SIGN    k-s, Saito
[01:05] (Flashback) Saito
    You'll be happier that way!
[01:08] (Flashback) Saito
    I'm the creator here.
[01:10] (Flashback) Saito
    These little shits got nothing.
[01:24] (Flashback) Saito
    Hey, stay away! That's my masterpiece!
[01:27] (Flashback) Origin
    It looks interesting.
[01:30] (Flashback) Saito
    Interesting?
[01:33] (Flashback) Saito
    Y-Yeah, it is.
[01:35] (Flashback) Saito
    My game is the best ever.
[01:39] (Flashback) Origin
    But you could still make it better.
[01:53] (Flashback) Origin
    I want you to use these to build a world.
[01:57] (Flashback) Origin
    Do it for me.
[01:58] (Flashback) Saito
    Build... a world?
[02:02] (Flashback) Origin
    I'm bored.
[02:14] (Flashback) Saito
    Fine, I will.
[02:18] (Flashback) Saito
    The game was just a way to kill time.
[02:21] (Flashback) Saito
    But if you, a god, are trying to kill time,
[02:26] (Flashback) Saito
    I'll present you with my top-quality work.
[02:32] (Flashback) Saito
    Do you have a name?
[02:38] (Flashback) Origin
    Origin.
[02:40] (Flashback) Shobon
    Origin.
[02:41] (Flashback) Shobon
    Fine, then. I'll build one for you.
[02:45] (Flashback) Shobon
    A world where I can take those
    fools who've been mouthing off,
[02:49] (Flashback) Shobon
    and do whatever I like with them.
[04:33] Pink
    Gobo.
[04:34] Blue
    What the—?
[04:35] Blue
    What, what, what the hell are you?
[04:37] Pink
    Gobo bobo?
[04:39] Blue
    What's with your face?
[04:41] Pink
    Gobo go... gobo?
[04:44] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo!
[04:46] Blue
    Sheesh.
[04:47] Blue
    What's wrong with me?
    You're not that tough.
[04:51] Blue
    I guess ya don't plan on living long.
[04:56] Pink
    Gobo. Gobo bo!
[05:07] Slayer
    Yes, wonderful! I can feel you.
[05:10] Slayer
    Your will, your impulse. Your resolve!
[05:14] Anarchy
    You seem to think you're
    in good hands, Slayer,
[05:16] Anarchy
    but I'm about to make you go "pop"!
[05:19] Slayer
    What harsh words.
[05:21] Slayer
    Aren't magical girls supposed
    to behave differently?
[05:26] Slayer
    Something like this.
[05:32] Slayer
    Die, Anarchy!
[05:37] Pink
    Gobo!
[05:42] Nick
    Hey! No, no, no!
[05:43] Old Leader
    What?
[05:44] Old Leader
    What the hell's going on?!
[05:46] Nick
    How would I know?!
    This is totally different from before!
[06:06] Gas Mask Otaku
    Hey, what's going on in there?
[06:08] Old Otaku A
    Did Otaku Hero find Shobon yet?
[06:10] Otaku A
    I don't know! I haven't heard from anyone!
[06:14] Otaku A
    Damn it, Otaku Hero!
[06:16] Otaku A
    What are you doing?
[06:21] Nick
    Otaku Hero!
[06:22] Otaku Hero
    Nick!
[06:23] Nick
    We're screwed!
[06:24] Nick
    Akiba is getting blown to bits!
[06:26] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan and the others?
[06:27] Nick
    They're still fighting.
[06:29] Nick
    But two more Slayer types showed up!
[06:31] Otaku Hero
    Is it Orange and Green?
[06:32] Nick
    How did you know?!
[06:34] Otaku Hero
    Damn it!
[06:35] Otaku Hero
    Heading to Akiba now!
[06:37] Otaku Hero
    I can't let this follow the script!
[06:39] Nick
    Script?
[06:40] Otaku Hero
    He had us in the palm
    of his hand the whole time!
SIGN    (Otaku) What the hell's going on?!
    
    (Otaku) Hey, what's going on in there?
    Waaah!
SIGN    Sends the magical incarnation
    Pink attacks
    
     Blue's magical incarnation attacks
     They fight
    
     Blue attacks
[06:52] Pink
    Go. Bo. Gobo!
[06:54] Pink
    Gobo bo!
[06:57] Green
    Gobo...
[07:01] Blue
    Rage Against the Magic!
[07:09] Green
    Gobo-bo!
[07:10] Pink
    Gobo!
[07:12] Pink
    Gobo.
[07:12] Pink
    Gobo gobo gobo-bobo!
[07:15] Green
    Gobo!
[07:20] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:25] Blue
    It's all over now!
[07:30] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:32] Pink
    Gobo bobo bobo?!
[07:34] Blue
    The hell?
[07:35] Blue
    Is it self-destructing?
[07:41] Blue
    Huh?
[07:45] Pink
    Gobo?
[07:56] Pink
    Gobo.
[08:00] Shobon
    Yeah, yeah! Like that!
[08:04] Shobon
    Don't hold back!
[08:06] Shobon
    This is where things get interesting!
[08:08] Otaku Hero
    No! Don't open the door!
[08:10] Otaku Hero
    You absolutely can't open that door!
[08:15] Pink
    Go—?
[08:17] Blue
    What the hell is this?
[08:18] Pink
    Gobo-bo?
[08:22] Blue
    What is that?
[08:35] Blue
    Disgusting! So disgusting!
[08:39] Blue
    Don't know what you are,
    but I won't let you!
[08:50] Pink
    Gobo!
[09:10] Pink
    Gobo...
[09:16] Green
    Gobo!
[09:20] Otaku B
    What was that? Say it again!
[09:22] Nick
    Otaku Hero is on his way to Akiba.
[09:25] Nick
    Tell the troops to retreat!
[09:26] Otaku C
    No frickin' way!
[09:27] Otaku C
    You think we can stop now?
[09:28] Guts Takako
    We haven't even found Shobon yet!
[09:30] Gas Mask Otaku A
    He must be hiding somewhere!
[09:32] Nick
    Yeah, obviously!
[09:33] Old Otaku A
    This is our last chance
    to un-brainwash Japan!
[09:36] Otaku D
    If we retreat now, it's all over!
[09:38] Nick
    But right now we're just
    playing into their hands!
[09:41] Otaku A
    Too many have died.
[09:44] Otaku A
    Let us fight until we're satisfied!
[09:49] Nick
    Fine.
[10:12] Slayer
    Lovely. Yes, more!
[10:15] Slayer
    Keep coming at me, Anarchy!
[10:17] Slayer
    Keep fighting for me!
[10:19] Anarchy
    Fighting for you?
[10:21] Anarchy
    How dare you think—!
[10:22] Slayer
    Yes, because I was born
    to fight this battle on this day!
[10:28] (Flashback) Anarchy
    You know, I honestly
[10:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
    think I was born to fight this battle.
[10:33] Anarchy
    What did you say?
[10:35] Slayer
    Are you any different?
[10:37] Anarchy
    But I'm—
[10:38] Slayer
    "So totally pissed off, I can't handle it"?
[10:40] Anarchy
    Th-That's right.
[10:42] Slayer
    "I'm gonna burn her
    until there are no ashes left"?
[10:45] Anarchy
    That's right! I'm totally taking you down!
[10:48] Slayer
    For what reason?
[10:49] Anarchy
    So I can continue to like
    the things I want to like!
[10:52] Slayer
    But I'm going to be the last one standing.
[10:54] Anarchy
    No, I am!
[10:56] Slayer
    We really are alike, aren't we—
[10:59] Anarchy
    Would you shut your mouth for once?!
[11:00] Anarchy
    We're nothing alike!
[11:01] Anarchy
    You're just a puppet
    for that boob-tube creep!
[11:05] Anarchy
    Don't compare me to you!
[11:06] Slayer
    Yes, that is right.
[11:09] Slayer
    That is how it should've been.
[11:11] Anarchy
    What?
[11:12] Slayer
    Working for Shobon:
[11:14] Slayer
    that is my entire purpose.
[11:16] Slayer
    Or, it was.
[11:19] Slayer
    But this is different. Right now,
[11:22] Slayer
    I live for this moment!
[11:23] Anarchy
    For this moment?
[11:28] Slayer
    It's only when I'm fighting you,
[11:40] Slayer
    stabbing you, hitting you, beating you down!
[11:44] Slayer
    Right this moment, when I kill you,
[11:52] Slayer
    is when I feel alive!
[11:54] Anarchy
    Feel... alive?
[11:56] Slayer
    Yes, I understand it now.
[11:59] Slayer
    What you like, as much
    as you like, wasn't it?
[12:03] Slayer
    I like something now, too.
[12:05] Slayer
    I like the me that doesn't exist merely
    to love and obey Shobon-sama!
[12:10] Slayer
    I like myself, living here and now!
[12:15] Anarchy
    How can you be so damn lively?
[12:18] Anarchy
    How can you smile about this?
[12:20] Anarchy
    You disgusting bitch!
[12:24] Anarchy
    You assholes have destroyed so
    many things that people like.
[12:30] Anarchy
    Do you have any clue?
[12:31] Anarchy
    After that, you think I'm going to
    let you have what you want?
[12:36] Slayer
    Come on, come on. Come on, Anarchy!
[12:38] Slayer
    Let's kill each other off
    like two good magical girls!
[12:46] Shobon
    Magical girls?
[12:48] Shobon
    Do you seriously think you're that special?
[12:52] Shobon
    You're only here to paint
    this world one color.
[12:57] Shobon
    You're nothing but tools!
[13:00] Shobon
    You're only a checkpoint
    on the way to the next stage.
[13:03] Shobon
    A primary endpoint!
SIGN    Slayer attacks
    
     Anarchy and Slayer collide
    
     get swallowed in light
[13:07] Shobon
    You're here to eliminate the poison
    of otakuism and purify the world.
[13:13] Shobon
    You'll become the antidote!
[13:31] Blue
    What... is this?
[13:36] Pink
    Gobo?
[13:40] Pink
    Gobo! Gobo gobo gobo!
[13:42] Shobon
    We can't let the antidote
    get contaminated now, can we?
[13:45] Shobon
    So now you will purify yourselves!
[13:52] Pink
    Gobo!
[13:57] Blue
    Why? I can't stop. I can't stop!
[14:02] Pink
    Gobo gobo!
[14:06] Blue
    You can't do this. Stop. You have to stop!
[14:10] Blue
    These are important to me.
    These are the things I like!
[14:13] Pink
    Gobo!
[14:14] Blue
    Don't steal that from me!
[14:16] Blue
    Don't make it all a lie!
[14:18] Pink
    Gobo!
[14:23] Blue
    Please stop. These are dear to me!
[14:26] Blue
    For heaven's sake!
[14:30] Blue
    I get it.
[14:32] Blue
    Liking things...
[14:33] Blue
    being happy...
[14:35] Blue
    Those were my reasons for living.
[14:38] Pink
    Gobo!
[14:40] Blue
    To say what I like, as much as I like!
[14:58] Anarchy
    You steal everything from otaku,
[15:01] Anarchy
    and your only response to that is self-love?
[15:04] Anarchy
    Don't make me laugh!
[15:06] Anarchy
    Otaku will die without the things they like.
[15:08] Anarchy
    You crush those things,
    and that makes you feel alive?
[15:13] Anarchy
    Don't make me laugh!
[15:14] Slayer
    The look on your face! It's lovely, Anarchy!
[15:17] Slayer
    You are just like me.
    I can tell that right now,
[15:20] Slayer
    you feel alive!
[15:23] Anarchy
    Shut up!
[15:24] Anarchy
    I'm nothing like you!
[15:26] Anarchy
    I have things that I would never give up!
[15:29] Anarchy
    The past that he protected for us!
    The future he's trying to find!
[15:34] Anarchy
    Who cares about "now"?
[15:36] Anarchy
    If that's so important to you,
    I'll end you. Right now!
[15:41] Anarchy
    And then...
[15:42] Slayer
    And then? And then?!
[15:45] Anarchy
    And then I'll continue
    into the future with him.
[15:48] Anarchy
    And then I'll tell him
[15:51] Anarchy
    as much as I want
[15:53] Anarchy
    that I like him!
[15:55] Anarchy
    That I love him!
[15:57] Anarchy
    I'll tell him!
[16:00] Shobon
    Now that is a flag.
[16:14] Nick
    Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
[16:16] Nick
    Let's split, old guy!
[16:23] Otaku Hero
    Nick! Nick! Damn it!
[16:27] Otaku Hero
    Please make it in time!
[16:28] Otaku Hero
    Please make it in time!
    Please make it in time!
[16:30] Otaku Hero
    I'll rewrite the script myself!
[16:32] Otaku Hero
    So don't go!
[16:34] Otaku Hero
    Blue-chan! Pink-chan! Anarchy-chan!
[16:45] Shobon
    It seems the drugs are finally kicking in.
[16:48] Shobon
    That's amniotic fluid.
    It's where you were born.
[16:52] Shobon
    Doesn't it have a familiar odor?
[17:00] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:02] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:04] Pink
    Gobo!
[17:51] Shobon
    Go back and join Anarchy, Slayer.
[18:16] Slayer
    I knew it.
SIGN    Anarchy...
    
     Slayer takes a powerful hit
    
     punch
    
     kick
[18:18] Slayer
    I was born to fight this battle...
SIGN    stick
    swinging
    Ana
    (climax)
[18:23] Slayer
    to lose this battle.
[18:25] Slayer
    But I still—!
[18:30] Shobon
    What a stubborn girl.
[18:35] Shobon
    Your role in this is has now ended.
SIGN    when Slayer runs
    out of energy
    
    Anarchy's
SIGN    when Slayer runs out of energy
[18:48] Slayer
    Ow.
[19:01] Slayer
    My role is over?
[19:04] Slayer
    No, it's about to begin.
[19:08] Slayer
    Because right now I feel
    more alive than ever!
[19:32] Shobon
    It's all going according to script.
[19:36] Shobon
    I tried to create the ultimate game.
[19:40] Shobon
    One that copies nothing,
    that nobody can copy.
[19:43] Shobon
    I embody that originality.
[19:46] Shobon
    I am the true creator!
[19:50] Shobon
    But with the creator of this
    world standing before you,
[19:54] Shobon
    I say it is all fiction.
[19:56] Shobon
    You are all nothing but simple NPCs,
[20:00] Shobon
    living and dying
    in the roles you were given.
[20:03] Shobon
    But I alone am different!
[20:06] Shobon
    I was chosen to be
    the designer of a new world!
[20:10] Shobon
    And to be your playable character.
[20:16] Shobon
    How does my script look now?
[20:18] Shobon
    Are you enjoying it,
[20:21] Shobon
    Origin?
[20:23] Shobon
    Well, will it appear soon?
[20:26] Shobon
    The final flag.
[20:47] Otaku Hero
    Anarchy-chan!
[21:31] Shobon
    Congratulations.
[21:33] Shobon
    You have now been born
[21:38] Shobon
    as magical girls.
[21:47] Shobon
    Magical Destroyers.
[23:25] narrator
    Can you hear us?
[23:26] narrator
    Are our voices reaching you?
[23:30] narrator
    We are gone, and you left us behind.
[23:33] narrator
    Where are you now,
[23:35] narrator
    with all that sin,
    punishment, and atonement?