E6 - REVOLUTION EVE
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[00:08] SSC radio
The insurgent leader and three magical girls
[00:11] SSC radio
are confirmed at the Nakano warehouse.
[00:13] SSC radio
Currently, forces occupying the Sotokanda
area are assumed to be infantry only.
[00:19] SSC radio
Immobilize the insurgent forces
and "protect" the subjects.
[00:24] SSC radio
All units, commence operations!
[00:31] otaku
What?
[00:32] Anime Otaku
What's up?
[00:34] Idol Otaku
Huh? Rinna-chan?
[00:38] Military Otaku
We're under attack!
[00:39] Military Otaku
On your feet, soldiers!
[00:41] Game Otaku
Damn it! It's still the middle of the night!
[00:43] Train Otaku
Curse you SSC cowards!
[00:45] Military Otaku
All troops, prepare for battle!
[02:30] Military Otaku
Damn it! They're attacking now?!
[02:33] Nick
Come in, Otaku Hero!
[02:35] Nick
No good.
[02:36] Nick
Is that son of a bitch dead?
[02:40] Nick
Ah, damn it! You, over there!
[02:43] Nick (radio)
Enemy on your seven!
[02:50] Game Otaku
You saved me, Nick!
[02:51] Nick (radio)
Stay alert, you idiot!
[02:53] Military Otaku
Hey, you can see things from there, right?
[02:55] Military Otaku
Help us fight!
[02:56] Nick (radio)
I-I'm totally useless at fighting.
[02:58] Military Otaku
Otaku Hero and the girls aren't here!
[03:01] Military Otaku
Take command from there!
[03:06] Nick
I'll do what I can.
[03:07] Nick
Stay on your toes!
[03:08] Military Otaku
Don't let us down!
[03:10] Nick
Huge force advancing
from the south side of Mansei Bridge.
[03:13] Nick
Nearby troops, concentrate your fire there!
[03:15] Nick (radio)
Frontline units, pick someone to handle
communications and supplies!
[03:18] Nick (radio)
Troops in back, bring out all
the lumber and Molotovs you can!
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
[03:41] Nick
Why now?
[03:43] Nick
Even if they found out Otaku Hero was gone,
[03:45] Nick
how were they ready to attack so soon?
[03:49] Nick
It's always like this.
[03:50] Nick
We're always playing catch-up in battle.
[03:54] Nick
And we still don't know
a damn thing about the enemy.
[04:36] (Flashback) Shobon
Come now, open your eyes.
[04:39] (Flashback) Shobon
Your name is Slayer.
[05:22] (Flashback) Shobon
Slayer...
[05:24] (Flashback) Slayer
You don't mind, do you?
[05:26] (Flashback) Shobon
Fine, but only when we're alone.
[05:41] Pink
Gobo.
[05:45] Otaku Hero
Okay.
[05:48] Anarchy
Pee-yew! What is this place?
[05:51] Otaku Hero
Drainage tunnel.
[05:51] Otaku Hero
A covered-up river.
[05:53] Pink
Gobo-bo gobo.
[05:53] Blue (P)
"No problem for me."
[05:55] Blue
I've never seen your
mask come in handy before.
[06:00] Anarchy
I'm worried my nose will
get used to the smell.
[06:03] Pink
Gobo, gobo gobo gobo!
[06:05] Blue
Quit bragging, you showoff.
[06:07] Anarchy
I need to take a bath! Geez.
[06:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
One, two! One, two!
[06:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
If I l-leave them outside,
they'll f-freeze to d-death.
[06:19] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's n-not like
I'm trying something d-dirty.
[06:24] News voice
And now the news.
[06:26] News voice
Following the nation-wide protection
measures initiated in June,
[06:29] News voice
the SSC announced they
are strengthening efforts
[06:31] News voice
to track down otaku
who have slipped through their net
[06:33] News voice
and have asked for the public's
understanding as they expand their program.
[06:41] News voice
Half a year since the start
of otaku protection efforts,
[06:41] Otaku Hero
I got g-girls for C-Christmas.
Three of them!
[06:44] News voice
public response to the measures
is increasingly positive.
[06:50] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
Merry Christmas!
[06:50] Pink
Gobo gobo!
[06:52] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
Help yourself to cake!
[06:52] Pink
Gobo-bo gobo!
[06:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Thank you very much!
[06:56] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
What?
[06:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[07:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?!
[07:02] (Flashback) Anarchy
Oh, yum.
[07:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's happening!
[07:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Wh-What's going on?!
[07:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh, no! Ouch!
[07:18] (Flashback) Anarchy
Are you the one who found us?
[07:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Uh...
[07:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:24] (Flashback) Blue
Did you reincarnate us as magical girls?
[07:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yes, it was me. I'm sorry!
Please don't report me!
[07:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Eh? Magical girls?
[07:36] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobogo-bo.
[07:37] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"We are magical girls."
[07:40] (Flashback) Anarchy
You mean everything to us.
[07:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Everything? Wh-What are you—
[07:46] (Flashback) Kyotaro
They're like babies.
[07:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[07:48] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Anarchy. Blue. Pink.
[07:52] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Since you're the first person
they saw after waking up,
[07:55] (Flashback) Kyotaro
they recognize you as their
parental figure or master.
[08:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I-Is that what they meant, Kyotaro?
[08:04] (Flashback) Kyotaro
Yeah.
[08:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
F-For now, I guess they need some clothes.
[08:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[08:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
You have no memory?
[08:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah.
[08:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
Delicious!
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
[08:19] (Flashback) Blue
This must be a Kanto flavor. Too stronk!
[08:24] (Flashback) Blue
Are you dumb?
[08:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
Just take off your mask.
[08:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
W-Wait a sec. You mean you
really forgot everything?
[08:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah.
[08:32] (Flashback) Kyotaro
They're total airheads.
[08:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
But maybe we didn't forget.
[08:37] (Flashback) Anarchy
I think we were probably just born.
[08:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh. Huh...
[08:41] (Flashback) Anarchy
So, you know, why don't you start telling us
[08:44] (Flashback) Anarchy
all about this world. And about you.
[08:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Half a year ago,
this country suddenly went crazy.
[08:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
An organization called SSC appeared,
and they started "protecting" otaku like me.
[09:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
No, it wasn't protection. It was oppression.
[09:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
They stole all the merch
and rounded up the otaku one by one.
SIGN Otaku Protection Rates
[09:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Akihabara was bombed to bits and closed off.
SIGN Pedestrian Zone in Effect
[09:17] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
They stored the stolen goods in Nakano.
SIGN General Fan
[09:20] (Flashback) Otaku
And they turned Big Sight in Ariake
into an internment camp.
[09:26] (Flashback) Otaku
Now there's no place left
for otaku to live in peace.
[09:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
Huh.
[09:30] (Flashback) Kyotaro
What a tragedy!
[09:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
If they find this place,
they won't let me off easy.
[09:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
But I'm not willing to roll over yet.
[09:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I'm really sorry, but once you eat that
[09:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
would you please leave?
SIGN Otaku
Canned Oden
SIGN Beef Tendon
Daikon
[10:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
How're things on your side?
[10:03] (Flashback) Military Otaku
It's really tough.
[10:05] (Flashback) Military Otaku
They're hunting otaku all over Japan.
SIGN Yakisoba
[10:08] (Flashback) Military Otaku
Some are so afraid of someone ratting them out,
[10:09] (Flashback) Military Otaku
they went deep in the mountains
to live off the land.
[10:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
To live off the land?
[10:13] (Flashback) Military Otaku
They take soil from the fields they plowed
[10:15] (Flashback) Military Otaku
and mold figurines from it.
[10:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
That sounds awful.
[10:19] (Flashback) Military Otaku
They can get supplies from friends posing
as normies, but who knows for how long.
[10:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
This can't go on forever.
[10:25] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
We have to let otaku across Japan know
[10:26] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
that our flame still burns bright.
[10:29] (Flashback) Military Otaku
Yeah, you're right.
[10:31] (Flashback) Military Otaku
By the way...
[10:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Here.
[10:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[10:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Hey!
[10:37] (Flashback) Military Otaku
What the hell is up with these girls?
[10:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
That's Anarchy-chan,
Blue-chan, and Pink-chan.
[10:43] (Flashback) Military Otaku
You built a harem
to chill in all by yourself?!
[10:46] (Flashback) Military Otaku
I'll kick your frickin' ass!
[10:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yes, sir!
[10:50] (Flashback) Pink
Gobobo bo bo.
[10:52] (Flashback) Pink
Go-bo-bo.
[10:54] (Flashback) Pink
Go bo-bo bo-bo, go gogo bobo.
[10:57] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo bobo bo-bo gobo...
[10:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
"Akihabara Maid Café Map"?
[11:01] (Flashback) Blue
Must be her thing. She's been staring
at that page forever.
[11:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
You want to go to a maid café?
[11:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Do you actually want to
become a maid or something?
[11:09] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo!
[11:10] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo!
[11:12] (Flashback) Blue
"Yeah," she says.
[11:13] (Flashback) Blue
You sure do love attention, don't you?
[11:15] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo! Gobo gobo!
[11:18] (Flashback) Blue
My bad.
[11:18] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
What are you listening to, Blue-chan?
[11:23] (Flashback) Blue
This!
[11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh, New Order!
[11:26] (Flashback) Blue
I love this one!
[11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Finally, someone gets it!
[11:29] (Flashback) Blue
Aren't their sequencers insane?
[11:31] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah, yeah!
[11:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
This track was breakthrough
in digital music!
[11:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
The member of their earlier band...
[11:36] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo, gobo!
[11:38] (Flashback) Blue
Hmm? An authentic English-style maid café?
[11:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Oh, nice! You would
totally fit in, Pink-chan!
[11:43] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo? Gobo gobo!
[11:50] (Flashback) Anarchy
Hey, what kind of a place is Akihabara?
[11:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I don't know...
[11:59] (Flashback) Anarchy
Take that!
[12:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
Yeah!
[12:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I guess Akihabara for me is all
about memories of my dad.
[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy
Your dad?
[12:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[12:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He died, though.
[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He had lots of interests
and was like a pure, concentrated otaku.
[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Dad was a computer otaku.
[12:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
He used to take me to Akihabara to look
for magazines and dig for PC parts.
[12:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
When I think about it now,
it was like taking an AP course.
[12:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Anime, manga, games, figurines, models...
[12:50] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Everything about the city was so vivid.
[12:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It was like it sparkled.
[12:53] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Of course, so did
the people who hung out there.
[12:58] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Otaku would rush off
the first train to get merch.
SIGN Akihabara Store
[13:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
There were maids,
people dancing in the street,
SIGN Destroy! (Destroy) Destroy! (Destroy)
SIGN Kira Kira KILLER
[13:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
and friends partying at IRL meet-ups.
[13:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Otaku clubs strolling down Mansei Bridge,
following their princesses.
[13:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Walking out the Electric Town exit
to Chuo Street was so exciting!
[13:15] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
In Akiba, it felt like
the whole town was alive.
[13:20] (Flashback) Anarchy
Alive?
[13:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah.
[13:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
There was a magic spell on the city.
[13:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It was the home
of everything you ever liked.
[13:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
And I saw that destroyed before my own eyes.
[13:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
The enemy sealed off Akiba.
We need to liberate it
[13:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
and return the world to what it once was.
[13:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
For that, we need a revolution.
[13:42] (Flashback) Anarchy
What kind of a world do you imagine?
[13:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
One where you can like whatever you
want to like, as much as you want to like it.
[13:52] (Flashback) Anarchy
Whatever you like...
[13:54] (Flashback) Blue
...as much as you want?
[13:56] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo, gobo-bo.
[14:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
I want to see that world, too.
[14:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah, I know.
[14:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I know your souls are somewhere else.
[14:44] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
But your deaths were so
meaningless, so unfair...
[14:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I don't ever want to forget.
[14:51] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
At least let me mourn.
[14:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Even though I know it's none of my business.
[14:57] (Flashback) Shobon
Oh, that isn't true at all.
[15:02] (Flashback) Shobon
I'm sure they all appreciate it.
[15:06] (Flashback) Shobon
They appreciate... and welcome you.
[15:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Y-You!
[15:14] (Flashback) Shobon
Oh, dear. What an awful smell.
[15:17] (Flashback) Shobon
Them, as well as you. You're all pests.
[15:21] (Flashback) Shobon
In the midst of such beauty,
you crawl out and start devouring, gnawing,
[15:26] (Flashback) Shobon
like disgusting, bizarre, squirming maggots.
[15:31] (Flashback) Shobon
You can't distinguish between
creation and consumption,
[15:33] (Flashback) Shobon
and vomit out garbage words like
you think you're rewriting the world.
[15:38] (Flashback) Shobon
Your mere existence contaminates
this world like a poison.
[15:42] (Flashback) Shobon
That is what otaku are.
[15:44] (Flashback) Shobon
Am I wrong?
[15:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Totally wron—
[15:51] (Flashback) Shobon
How so, then?
[15:52] (Flashback) Shobon
Just look at you. You're truly disgusting.
[15:56] (Flashback) Shobon
Someday you, too, will end up buried here.
[15:59] (Flashback) Shobon
But why don't I give you
a little room to choose?
[16:02] (Flashback) Shobon
The next time we meet, who will achieve
the world they envisioned?
[16:06] (Flashback) Shobon
Will it be you, or will it be me?
[16:15] (Flashback) Shobon
I might just enjoy this.
[16:28] (Flashback) Anarchy
Huh? What are these?
[16:30] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Christmas presents from me.
[16:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
Really?
[16:33] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo?
[16:36] (Flashback) Anarchy
Wow!
[16:37] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobo gobo!
[16:38] (Flashback) Blue
Clothes for cosplay?
[16:40] (Flashback) Kyotaro
What? These rags?
[16:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah, sorry!
[16:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
When we met, you called
yourselves magical girls, right?
[16:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
So I thought I could, at least,
make you clothes to match.
[16:51] (Flashback) Blue
Yeah, but it's not like we
can really use magic, anyway.
[16:54] (Flashback) Anarchy
Why did we even say that?
[16:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Now we go our separate ways.
[16:59] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo?
[17:00] (Flashback) Blue
Our separate ways?
[17:01] (Flashback) Anarchy
Huh?
[17:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Tomorrow, I'm starting a revolution.
[17:04] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I can't let you get involved in that.
[17:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It's been a year since we met.
[17:08] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
It was fun!
[17:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
I want you to watch from
a safe distance as we change the world.
[17:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
Hey, wait a minute.
[17:15] (Flashback) Blue
You're saying that
because you know it's impossible.
[17:19] (Flashback) Blue
You don't expect to win at all. Do you?
[17:23] Pink
Gobo... gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo-bo!
[17:25] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"But I don't want to!
I don't want to say goodbye!"
[17:27] (Flashback) Blue
She's right! Did you think
we'd be okay with thi—?
[17:30] (Flashback) Anarchy
Hey!
[17:32] (Flashback) Anarchy
Can I go ahead and try this on?
[17:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Sure.
[17:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
Come on, you, too.
[17:44] (Flashback) Kyotaro
That's against club rules, sir.
[17:50] (Flashback) Anarchy
Ta-da! Well?
[17:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Yeah! It looks great on you!
[17:55] (Flashback) Anarchy
What? Are you being serious?
[17:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Huh?
[18:00] (Flashback) Anarchy
This isn't cute at all!
[18:02] (Flashback) Blue
Even ignoring the low quality of the
needlework, this is just not...
[18:06] Pink
Gobo-go gobo!
[18:07] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"Design sense: zero!"
[18:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
What a tough crowd.
[18:12] (Flashback) Anarchy
Geez!
[18:13] (Flashback) Anarchy
This is the first Christmas
present I've ever gotten,
[18:16] (Flashback) Anarchy
and it's stupid and ugly,
and obviously your fetish!
[18:22] (Flashback) Anarchy
We really can't...
count on you for anything.
[18:25] (Flashback) Anarchy
You're always daydreaming.
[18:27] (Flashback) Anarchy
You're kind of nice,
but you're such a chicken.
[18:31] (Flashback) Anarchy
You're just a stupid otaku.
[18:33] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo...
[18:35] (Flashback) Anarchy
But you still...
[18:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Whoa!
[18:45] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
...mean everything to us.
[18:45] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo.
[18:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan? Blue-chan? Pink-chan?
[19:04] (Flashback) Anarchy
We'll use our magic for you.
[19:08] (Flashback) Blue
We want to fight on your side.
[19:10] Pink
Gobo gobo gobo?
[19:10] (Flashback) Blue (P)
"Will you take us with you?"
[19:14] (Flashback) Anarchy
To all otaku, and to us,
[19:17] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
you're our hero.
[19:17] Pink
Gobo gobo.
[19:19] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue
Otaku Hero!
[19:19] Pink
Gobobo gobo!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[20:01] (Flashback) Pink
Gobo gobo!
[20:10] Nick
Enemy reinforcements on the
north side of Kuramaebashi Street!
[20:13] Nick
The barricade's too weak!
What the hell are you doing?!
[20:16] Nick
No way.
[20:17] Nick
Hey! Where are you?
[20:19] Nick
What's taking so long?
[20:21] Otaku Hero
Whoa! What's the big deal?
[20:23] Nick
We're totally screwed! We're under attack!
[20:25] Nick
They started a major offensive last night!
[20:28] Otaku Hero
What did you say?
[20:29] Blue
A major offensive?
[20:30] Nick
We can't hold them back any longer!
[20:34] Otaku Hero
Nick, patch my radio through
to everyone there.
[20:37] Nick
Got it. Done!
[20:41] Otaku Hero
Hey, guys, listen up!
[20:43] otaku
That voice!
[20:44] otaku
Otaku Hero?
[20:45] Otaku Hero
You too, SSC. We took Nakano down again!
[20:51] Nick
What? Really?!
[20:52] Otaku Hero
It's our second big victory
since the Nakano Incident.
[20:56] Otaku Hero
We aren't going to lose Akiba.
We'll never hand it over to you!
[21:00] Otaku Hero
Keep it up, guys!
[21:02] Otaku Hero
We're fighting for our dreams!
[21:05] Otaku Hero
Because that's who we are!
[21:07] Otaku Hero
Take back our life, our reason to live!
[21:10] Otaku Hero
Take back our freedom!
[21:12] Otaku Hero
Oppression and persecution
will never be enough to stop us!
[21:16] Otaku Hero
Show them your pride!
[21:18] Otaku Hero
What's wrong with liking
the things we want to like?
[21:22] Otaku Hero
We are all
[21:24] Otaku Hero
otaku!
SIGN O
T
OTAKU
K
U
[21:27] otaku
Yeah!
[21:34] Nick
That did it, Otaku Hero!
[21:36] Otaku Hero
Thank God.
[21:37] Nick
Get back quick! We'll hold out somehow!
[21:40] Otaku Hero
Okay. You got this, Nick!
[21:42] Otaku Hero
Let's hurry back.
[21:43] Otaku Hero
Anarchy-chan, do you have
a spell to get back quickly?
[21:47] Anarchy
Huh?
[21:48] Blue
What the?
[21:49] Pink
Go-bo?
[21:50] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue
What the hell?
[21:50] Pink
Gobo bo?
[23:25] narrator
Welcome to a world made just for you.
[23:28] narrator
Trapped in endless cyberbattle.
[23:31] narrator
It's just a little bit
of your life on the line.
[23:34] narrator
Continue and continue.
[23:36] narrator
Wherever you die, just get back up.
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