E6 - REVOLUTION EVE Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] SSC radio     The insurgent leader and three magical girls [00:11] SSC radio     are confirmed at the Nakano warehouse. [00:13] SSC radio     Currently, forces occupying the Sotokanda     area are assumed to be infantry only. [00:19] SSC radio     Immobilize the insurgent forces     and "protect" the subjects. [00:24] SSC radio     All units, commence operations! [00:31] otaku     What? [00:32] Anime Otaku     What's up? [00:34] Idol Otaku     Huh? Rinna-chan? [00:38] Military Otaku     We're under attack! [00:39] Military Otaku     On your feet, soldiers! [00:41] Game Otaku     Damn it! It's still the middle of the night! [00:43] Train Otaku     Curse you SSC cowards! [00:45] Military Otaku     All troops, prepare for battle! [02:30] Military Otaku     Damn it! They're attacking now?! [02:33] Nick     Come in, Otaku Hero! [02:35] Nick     No good. [02:36] Nick     Is that son of a bitch dead? [02:40] Nick     Ah, damn it! You, over there! [02:43] Nick (radio)     Enemy on your seven! [02:50] Game Otaku     You saved me, Nick! [02:51] Nick (radio)     Stay alert, you idiot! [02:53] Military Otaku     Hey, you can see things from there, right? [02:55] Military Otaku     Help us fight! [02:56] Nick (radio)     I-I'm totally useless at fighting. [02:58] Military Otaku     Otaku Hero and the girls aren't here! [03:01] Military Otaku     Take command from there! [03:06] Nick     I'll do what I can. [03:07] Nick     Stay on your toes! [03:08] Military Otaku     Don't let us down! [03:10] Nick     Huge force advancing     from the south side of Mansei Bridge. [03:13] Nick     Nearby troops, concentrate your fire there! [03:15] Nick (radio)     Frontline units, pick someone to handle     communications and supplies! [03:18] Nick (radio)     Troops in back, bring out all     the lumber and Molotovs you can! SIGN    Otaku     Canned Oden [03:41] Nick     Why now? [03:43] Nick     Even if they found out Otaku Hero was gone, [03:45] Nick     how were they ready to attack so soon? [03:49] Nick     It's always like this. [03:50] Nick     We're always playing catch-up in battle. [03:54] Nick     And we still don't know     a damn thing about the enemy. [04:36] (Flashback) Shobon     Come now, open your eyes. [04:39] (Flashback) Shobon     Your name is Slayer. [05:22] (Flashback) Shobon     Slayer... [05:24] (Flashback) Slayer     You don't mind, do you? [05:26] (Flashback) Shobon     Fine, but only when we're alone. [05:41] Pink     Gobo. [05:45] Otaku Hero     Okay. [05:48] Anarchy     Pee-yew! What is this place? [05:51] Otaku Hero     Drainage tunnel. [05:51] Otaku Hero     A covered-up river. [05:53] Pink     Gobo-bo gobo. [05:53] Blue (P)     "No problem for me." [05:55] Blue     I've never seen your     mask come in handy before. [06:00] Anarchy     I'm worried my nose will     get used to the smell. [06:03] Pink     Gobo, gobo gobo gobo! [06:05] Blue     Quit bragging, you showoff. [06:07] Anarchy     I need to take a bath! Geez. [06:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     One, two! One, two! [06:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     If I l-leave them outside,     they'll f-freeze to d-death. [06:19] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     It's n-not like     I'm trying something d-dirty. [06:24] News voice     And now the news. [06:26] News voice     Following the nation-wide protection     measures initiated in June, [06:29] News voice     the SSC announced they     are strengthening efforts [06:31] News voice     to track down otaku     who have slipped through their net [06:33] News voice     and have asked for the public's     understanding as they expand their program. [06:41] News voice     Half a year since the start     of otaku protection efforts, [06:41] Otaku Hero     I got g-girls for C-Christmas.     Three of them! [06:44] News voice     public response to the measures     is increasingly positive. [06:50] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue     Merry Christmas! [06:50] Pink     Gobo gobo! [06:52] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue     Help yourself to cake! [06:52] Pink     Gobo-bo gobo! [06:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Thank you very much! [06:56] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     What? [06:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Huh? [07:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Huh?! [07:02] (Flashback) Anarchy     Oh, yum. [07:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     It's happening! [07:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Wh-What's going on?! [07:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Oh, no! Ouch! [07:18] (Flashback) Anarchy     Are you the one who found us? [07:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Uh... [07:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [07:24] (Flashback) Blue     Did you reincarnate us as magical girls? [07:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yes, it was me. I'm sorry!     Please don't report me! [07:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Eh? Magical girls? [07:36] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo gobogo-bo. [07:37] (Flashback) Blue (P)     "We are magical girls." [07:40] (Flashback) Anarchy     You mean everything to us. [07:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Everything? Wh-What are you— [07:46] (Flashback) Kyotaro     They're like babies. [07:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Huh? [07:48] (Flashback) Kyotaro     Anarchy. Blue. Pink. [07:52] (Flashback) Kyotaro     Since you're the first person     they saw after waking up, [07:55] (Flashback) Kyotaro     they recognize you as their     parental figure or master. [08:00] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I-Is that what they meant, Kyotaro? [08:04] (Flashback) Kyotaro     Yeah. [08:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     F-For now, I guess they need some clothes. [08:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Huh? [08:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     You have no memory? [08:13] (Flashback) Anarchy     Yeah. [08:16] (Flashback) Anarchy     Delicious! SIGN    Otaku     Canned Oden [08:19] (Flashback) Blue     This must be a Kanto flavor. Too stronk! [08:24] (Flashback) Blue     Are you dumb? [08:25] (Flashback) Anarchy     Just take off your mask. [08:28] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     W-Wait a sec. You mean you     really forgot everything? [08:32] (Flashback) Anarchy     Yeah. [08:32] (Flashback) Kyotaro     They're total airheads. [08:35] (Flashback) Anarchy     But maybe we didn't forget. [08:37] (Flashback) Anarchy     I think we were probably just born. [08:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Oh. Huh... [08:41] (Flashback) Anarchy     So, you know, why don't you start telling us [08:44] (Flashback) Anarchy     all about this world. And about you. [08:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Half a year ago,     this country suddenly went crazy. [08:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     An organization called SSC appeared,     and they started "protecting" otaku like me. [09:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     No, it wasn't protection. It was oppression. [09:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     They stole all the merch     and rounded up the otaku one by one. SIGN    Otaku Protection Rates [09:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Akihabara was bombed to bits and closed off. SIGN    Pedestrian Zone in Effect [09:17] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     They stored the stolen goods in Nakano. SIGN    General Fan [09:20] (Flashback) Otaku     And they turned Big Sight in Ariake     into an internment camp. [09:26] (Flashback) Otaku     Now there's no place left     for otaku to live in peace. [09:30] (Flashback) Anarchy     Huh. [09:30] (Flashback) Kyotaro     What a tragedy! [09:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     If they find this place,     they won't let me off easy. [09:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     But I'm not willing to roll over yet. [09:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I'm really sorry, but once you eat that [09:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     would you please leave? SIGN    Otaku     Canned Oden SIGN    Beef Tendon     Daikon [10:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     How're things on your side? [10:03] (Flashback) Military Otaku     It's really tough. [10:05] (Flashback) Military Otaku     They're hunting otaku all over Japan. SIGN    Yakisoba [10:08] (Flashback) Military Otaku     Some are so afraid of someone ratting them out, [10:09] (Flashback) Military Otaku     they went deep in the mountains     to live off the land. [10:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     To live off the land? [10:13] (Flashback) Military Otaku     They take soil from the fields they plowed [10:15] (Flashback) Military Otaku     and mold figurines from it. [10:16] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     That sounds awful. [10:19] (Flashback) Military Otaku     They can get supplies from friends posing     as normies, but who knows for how long. [10:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     This can't go on forever. [10:25] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     We have to let otaku across Japan know [10:26] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     that our flame still burns bright. [10:29] (Flashback) Military Otaku     Yeah, you're right. [10:31] (Flashback) Military Otaku     By the way... [10:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Here. [10:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Huh? [10:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Hey! [10:37] (Flashback) Military Otaku     What the hell is up with these girls? [10:39] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     That's Anarchy-chan,     Blue-chan, and Pink-chan. [10:43] (Flashback) Military Otaku     You built a harem     to chill in all by yourself?! [10:46] (Flashback) Military Otaku     I'll kick your frickin' ass! [10:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yes, sir! [10:50] (Flashback) Pink     Gobobo bo bo. [10:52] (Flashback) Pink     Go-bo-bo. [10:54] (Flashback) Pink     Go bo-bo bo-bo, go gogo bobo. [10:57] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo bobo bo-bo gobo... [10:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     "Akihabara Maid Café Map"? [11:01] (Flashback) Blue     Must be her thing. She's been staring     at that page forever. [11:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     You want to go to a maid café? [11:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Do you actually want to     become a maid or something? [11:09] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo! [11:10] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo! Gobobo! Gobo! [11:12] (Flashback) Blue     "Yeah," she says. [11:13] (Flashback) Blue     You sure do love attention, don't you? [11:15] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo! Gobo gobo! [11:18] (Flashback) Blue     My bad. [11:18] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     What are you listening to, Blue-chan? [11:23] (Flashback) Blue     This! [11:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Oh, New Order! [11:26] (Flashback) Blue     I love this one! [11:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Finally, someone gets it! [11:29] (Flashback) Blue     Aren't their sequencers insane? [11:31] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yeah, yeah! [11:32] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     This track was breakthrough     in digital music! [11:35] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     The member of their earlier band... [11:36] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo, gobo! [11:38] (Flashback) Blue     Hmm? An authentic English-style maid café? [11:41] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Oh, nice! You would     totally fit in, Pink-chan! [11:43] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo? Gobo gobo! [11:50] (Flashback) Anarchy     Hey, what kind of a place is Akihabara? [11:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I don't know... [11:59] (Flashback) Anarchy     Take that! [12:01] (Flashback) Anarchy     Yeah! [12:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I guess Akihabara for me is all     about memories of my dad. [12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy     Your dad? [12:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yeah. [12:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     He died, though. [12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     He had lots of interests     and was like a pure, concentrated otaku. [12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Dad was a computer otaku. [12:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     He used to take me to Akihabara to look     for magazines and dig for PC parts. [12:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     When I think about it now,     it was like taking an AP course. [12:45] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Anime, manga, games, figurines, models... [12:50] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Everything about the city was so vivid. [12:52] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     It was like it sparkled. [12:53] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Of course, so did     the people who hung out there. [12:58] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Otaku would rush off     the first train to get merch. SIGN    Akihabara Store [13:01] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     There were maids,     people dancing in the street, SIGN    Destroy! (Destroy) Destroy! (Destroy) SIGN    Kira Kira KILLER [13:05] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     and friends partying at IRL meet-ups. [13:07] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Otaku clubs strolling down Mansei Bridge,     following their princesses. [13:11] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Walking out the Electric Town exit     to Chuo Street was so exciting! [13:15] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     In Akiba, it felt like     the whole town was alive. [13:20] (Flashback) Anarchy     Alive? [13:21] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yeah. [13:22] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     There was a magic spell on the city. [13:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     It was the home     of everything you ever liked. [13:27] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     And I saw that destroyed before my own eyes. [13:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     The enemy sealed off Akiba.     We need to liberate it [13:36] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     and return the world to what it once was. [13:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     For that, we need a revolution. [13:42] (Flashback) Anarchy     What kind of a world do you imagine? [13:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     One where you can like whatever you     want to like, as much as you want to like it. [13:52] (Flashback) Anarchy     Whatever you like... [13:54] (Flashback) Blue     ...as much as you want? [13:56] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo, gobo-bo. [14:01] (Flashback) Anarchy     I want to see that world, too. [14:40] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yeah, I know. [14:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I know your souls are somewhere else. [14:44] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     But your deaths were so     meaningless, so unfair... [14:48] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I don't ever want to forget. [14:51] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     At least let me mourn. [14:55] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Even though I know it's none of my business. [14:57] (Flashback) Shobon     Oh, that isn't true at all. [15:02] (Flashback) Shobon     I'm sure they all appreciate it. [15:06] (Flashback) Shobon     They appreciate... and welcome you. [15:13] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Y-You! [15:14] (Flashback) Shobon     Oh, dear. What an awful smell. [15:17] (Flashback) Shobon     Them, as well as you. You're all pests. [15:21] (Flashback) Shobon     In the midst of such beauty,     you crawl out and start devouring, gnawing, [15:26] (Flashback) Shobon     like disgusting, bizarre, squirming maggots. [15:31] (Flashback) Shobon     You can't distinguish between     creation and consumption, [15:33] (Flashback) Shobon     and vomit out garbage words like     you think you're rewriting the world. [15:38] (Flashback) Shobon     Your mere existence contaminates     this world like a poison. [15:42] (Flashback) Shobon     That is what otaku are. [15:44] (Flashback) Shobon     Am I wrong? [15:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Totally wron— [15:51] (Flashback) Shobon     How so, then? [15:52] (Flashback) Shobon     Just look at you. You're truly disgusting. [15:56] (Flashback) Shobon     Someday you, too, will end up buried here. [15:59] (Flashback) Shobon     But why don't I give you     a little room to choose? [16:02] (Flashback) Shobon     The next time we meet, who will achieve     the world they envisioned? [16:06] (Flashback) Shobon     Will it be you, or will it be me? [16:15] (Flashback) Shobon     I might just enjoy this. [16:28] (Flashback) Anarchy     Huh? What are these? [16:30] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Christmas presents from me. [16:32] (Flashback) Anarchy     Really? [16:33] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo? [16:36] (Flashback) Anarchy     Wow! [16:37] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo gobo gobo! [16:38] (Flashback) Blue     Clothes for cosplay? [16:40] (Flashback) Kyotaro     What? These rags? [16:42] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yeah, sorry! [16:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     When we met, you called     yourselves magical girls, right? [16:47] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     So I thought I could, at least,     make you clothes to match. [16:51] (Flashback) Blue     Yeah, but it's not like we     can really use magic, anyway. [16:54] (Flashback) Anarchy     Why did we even say that? [16:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Now we go our separate ways. [16:59] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo? [17:00] (Flashback) Blue     Our separate ways? [17:01] (Flashback) Anarchy     Huh? [17:02] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Tomorrow, I'm starting a revolution. [17:04] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I can't let you get involved in that. [17:06] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     It's been a year since we met. [17:08] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     It was fun! [17:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     I want you to watch from     a safe distance as we change the world. [17:13] (Flashback) Anarchy     Hey, wait a minute. [17:15] (Flashback) Blue     You're saying that     because you know it's impossible. [17:19] (Flashback) Blue     You don't expect to win at all. Do you? [17:23] Pink     Gobo... gobobo! Gobo gobo gobo-bo! [17:25] (Flashback) Blue (P)     "But I don't want to!     I don't want to say goodbye!" [17:27] (Flashback) Blue     She's right! Did you think     we'd be okay with thi—? [17:30] (Flashback) Anarchy     Hey! [17:32] (Flashback) Anarchy     Can I go ahead and try this on? [17:34] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Sure. [17:35] (Flashback) Anarchy     Come on, you, too. [17:44] (Flashback) Kyotaro     That's against club rules, sir. [17:50] (Flashback) Anarchy     Ta-da! Well? [17:54] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Yeah! It looks great on you! [17:55] (Flashback) Anarchy     What? Are you being serious? [17:57] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Huh? [18:00] (Flashback) Anarchy     This isn't cute at all! [18:02] (Flashback) Blue     Even ignoring the low quality of the     needlework, this is just not... [18:06] Pink     Gobo-go gobo! [18:07] (Flashback) Blue (P)     "Design sense: zero!" [18:10] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     What a tough crowd. [18:12] (Flashback) Anarchy     Geez! [18:13] (Flashback) Anarchy     This is the first Christmas     present I've ever gotten, [18:16] (Flashback) Anarchy     and it's stupid and ugly,     and obviously your fetish! [18:22] (Flashback) Anarchy     We really can't...     count on you for anything. [18:25] (Flashback) Anarchy     You're always daydreaming. [18:27] (Flashback) Anarchy     You're kind of nice,     but you're such a chicken. [18:31] (Flashback) Anarchy     You're just a stupid otaku. [18:33] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo... [18:35] (Flashback) Anarchy     But you still... [18:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Whoa! [18:45] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue     ...mean everything to us. [18:45] Pink     Gobo gobo gobo. [18:59] (Flashback) Otaku Hero     Anarchy-chan? Blue-chan? Pink-chan? [19:04] (Flashback) Anarchy     We'll use our magic for you. [19:08] (Flashback) Blue     We want to fight on your side. [19:10] Pink     Gobo gobo gobo? [19:10] (Flashback) Blue (P)     "Will you take us with you?" [19:14] (Flashback) Anarchy     To all otaku, and to us, [19:17] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue     you're our hero. [19:17] Pink     Gobo gobo. [19:19] (Flashback) Anarchy & Blue     Otaku Hero! [19:19] Pink     Gobobo gobo! SIGN    O     T     OTAKU     K     U [20:01] (Flashback) Pink     Gobo gobo! [20:10] Nick     Enemy reinforcements on the     north side of Kuramaebashi Street! [20:13] Nick     The barricade's too weak!     What the hell are you doing?! [20:16] Nick     No way. [20:17] Nick     Hey! Where are you? [20:19] Nick     What's taking so long? [20:21] Otaku Hero     Whoa! What's the big deal? [20:23] Nick     We're totally screwed! We're under attack! [20:25] Nick     They started a major offensive last night! [20:28] Otaku Hero     What did you say? [20:29] Blue     A major offensive? [20:30] Nick     We can't hold them back any longer! [20:34] Otaku Hero     Nick, patch my radio through     to everyone there. [20:37] Nick     Got it. Done! [20:41] Otaku Hero     Hey, guys, listen up! [20:43] otaku     That voice! [20:44] otaku     Otaku Hero? [20:45] Otaku Hero     You too, SSC. We took Nakano down again! [20:51] Nick     What? Really?! [20:52] Otaku Hero     It's our second big victory     since the Nakano Incident. [20:56] Otaku Hero     We aren't going to lose Akiba.     We'll never hand it over to you! [21:00] Otaku Hero     Keep it up, guys! [21:02] Otaku Hero     We're fighting for our dreams! [21:05] Otaku Hero     Because that's who we are! [21:07] Otaku Hero     Take back our life, our reason to live! [21:10] Otaku Hero     Take back our freedom! [21:12] Otaku Hero     Oppression and persecution     will never be enough to stop us! [21:16] Otaku Hero     Show them your pride! [21:18] Otaku Hero     What's wrong with liking     the things we want to like? [21:22] Otaku Hero     We are all [21:24] Otaku Hero     otaku! SIGN    O     T     OTAKU     K     U [21:27] otaku     Yeah! [21:34] Nick     That did it, Otaku Hero! [21:36] Otaku Hero     Thank God. [21:37] Nick     Get back quick! We'll hold out somehow! [21:40] Otaku Hero     Okay. You got this, Nick! [21:42] Otaku Hero     Let's hurry back. [21:43] Otaku Hero     Anarchy-chan, do you have     a spell to get back quickly? [21:47] Anarchy     Huh? [21:48] Blue     What the? [21:49] Pink     Go-bo? [21:50] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue     What the hell? [21:50] Pink     Gobo bo? [23:25] narrator     Welcome to a world made just for you. [23:28] narrator     Trapped in endless cyberbattle. [23:31] narrator     It's just a little bit     of your life on the line. [23:34] narrator     Continue and continue. [23:36] narrator     Wherever you die, just get back up.