# E5 - CLIMBING TO THE HELL
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**[00:02] otaku**
Yeah, totally.
**[00:03] otaku**
That's cool.
**[00:05] otaku**
Aren't you into that?
**[00:06] Nick**
*Okay, next!*
***SIGN*** Nick
**[00:07] Nick**
*In* Super Galactic Construction
Equipment Yuboger G *episode 20,*
**[00:10] Nick**
* what finishing attack does*
* Yunboger use while on the planet Dokachin?*
**[00:13] Otaku Hero**
That's obvious!
**[00:16] Otaku Hero**
On an infinite train line
that leads to dreams,
**[00:19] Otaku Hero**
with fangs that pulverize stone,
opening a path to the horizon of the universe,
**[00:25] Otaku Hero**
he travels 100 million light years.
**[00:29] Otaku Hero**
Take this! Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
**[00:45] Nick**
* Correct! The key being*
* that it's not Cosmo, but Cozmo!*
**[00:49] Otaku Hero**
That's easy! So easy.
**[00:50] Otaku Hero**
For the man who binged
the entire show in three sleepless nights!
***SIGN*** Nick
**[00:53] Nick**
* Hmph. Looks like you're learning*
* the ropes, Otaku Hero.*
**[00:58] Otaku Hero**
We met some older senpai
who really schooled us on stuff.
**[01:02] Otaku Hero**
Like how unbelievably vast
and deep the otaku world is
**[01:05] Otaku Hero**
and how far I still have to go.
***SIGN*** Nick
**[01:09] Nick**
*Your determination is admirable.*
**[01:11] Nick**
* Akiba isn't only what*
* you see on the surface.*
***SIGN*** Akihabara Fruit Market
***SIGN*** TV/Radio Parts Specialty Store
***SIGN*** Electrical Meter Specialty Shop
***SIGN*** Central Diner
***SIGN*** Room Coolers
**[01:14] Nick**
*A whole lot has changed over the years.*
***SIGN*** Kanda Matsuri
***SIGN*** New Items
In Stock
**[01:16] Nick**
* But that doesn't mean*
* the past is lost, either.*
***SIGN*** Paradise
***SIGN*** Parts Specialists
***SIGN*** Discount PC Shop
**[01:19] Nick**
*The otaku spirit piles up like falling snow,*
***SIGN*** Sky of
the Future
***SIGN*** Containing all the lost
original recordings!
Experience the journey
of Yunboger in music!
Pre-orders Begin
May, 5th
**[01:23] Nick**
*and its layers embrace the changing times.*
**[01:26] Otaku Hero**
Hey, that's the line
from Yunboger in episode 119, right?
**[01:30] Nick**
*Gah!*
***SIGN*** Nick
**[01:32] Nick**
*Oh, by the way,*
**[01:34] Otaku Hero**
You dodged the question!
**[01:35] Nick**
* No! I mean, I got some info*
* you might be interested in.*
**[01:38] Otaku Hero**
Info?
**[01:40] Nick**
* Well, just think of it*
* as an urban legend. Listen up...*
***SIGN*** Nick
**[03:16] Anarchy**
Shibuya?!
**[03:18] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[03:19] Otaku Hero**
He said if we go to Shibuya, we should be
able to amplify your powers many times over.
**[03:25] Anarchy**
Amplify?
**[03:26] Blue**
But it's just an urban legend? Very fishy.
**[03:29] Pink**
Gobo-bo bobobo bobo.
**[03:29] Blue (P)**
"Sounds too good to be true."
**[03:31] Kyotaro**
How would they increase their powers anyway?
**[03:34] Otaku Hero**
There's a comrade hiding there
who can apparently make a special "drug."
**[03:37] Pink**
Gobo?
**[03:38] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[03:39] Pink**
Gobo! Gobobo bo bobo bo!
**[03:41] Blue**
He doesn't mean *that* kind of drug!
**[03:43] Anarchy**
And we're supposed to believe that?
**[03:45] Anarchy**
Besides, SSC is crawling around
everywhere outside of Akiba.
**[03:49] Anarchy**
How would we avoid getting caught?
**[03:51] Otaku Hero**
Good question. Let's use the subway.
***SIGN*** Hachiko Entrance
***SIGN*** Bus Terminal
***SIGN*** Shibuya Station
***SIGN*** East Entrance
**[03:54] Anarchy**
The subway?
**[04:08] Otaku Hero**
After Akihabara was locked down,
**[04:10] Otaku Hero**
the Ginza Line subway was sealed off
at Mitsukoshimae station.
**[04:13] Otaku Hero**
Trains there are routed back to Shibuya.
**[04:17] Otaku Hero**
The Mansei Bridge is directly
above the Ginza Line tracks.
**[04:21] Otaku Hero**
If we walk down the tunnel to Mitsukoshimae,
then it's just a straight shot to Shibuya.
**[04:29] Anarchy**
This is totally the hard way!
**[04:30] Anarchy**
It would be a breeze to dig
with magic instead.
**[04:34] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan, when you
and the girls use magic,
**[04:36] Otaku Hero**
it draws too much attention.
**[04:38] Blue**
Yeah, right! I bet you just
wanted to role play *The Great Escape*.
**[04:42] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[04:43] Otaku Hero**
N-No, I didn't!
**[04:44] Pink**
Ugh, all this digging makes my hips jiggle.
**[05:12] Anarchy**
Does this look right to you?
**[05:14] Otaku Hero**
Shibuya used to be packed
with all different types of people.
**[05:19] Blue**
Now everyone looks the same.
**[05:21] Pink**
Gobo... bo.
**[05:21] Blue (P)**
"There are so many people, I wanna puke."
**[05:24] Otaku Hero**
D-Don't do it, Pink-chan!
**[05:26] Otaku Hero**
Don't hurl inside your mask!
**[05:30] Cofficer**
Hold it!
**[05:32] Moburyman**
I-I told you I'm not an otaku!
**[05:34] Cofficer**
Protection target spotted
in Shibuya jurisdiction! In pursuit!
**[05:38] Cofficer**
Secured!
***SIGN*** Hatobaya
***SIGN*** Sky of
the Future
**[05:41] Moburyman**
Th-That isn't mine!
**[05:45] Blue**
Bad idea.
**[05:46] Blue**
You know what happens if you get caught.
**[05:50] Otaku Hero**
I'll save him, too. Someday I'll save him.
**[05:53] Man A**
Wow, otaku still aren't extinct.
**[05:56] Woman A**
What a nuisance.
**[05:57] Man B**
You can always tell one's close
from the smell and dirt.
**[06:01] Pink**
Go-bobo...
**[06:02] Blue**
What?
**[06:03] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobo. Gobo.
**[06:04] Blue (P)**
"Otaku Hero-sama."
***SIGN*** Shibuya Center-Gai
**[06:11] Otaku Hero**
Surveillance cameras.
***SIGN*** Easy Measure Mode
***SIGN*** Otaku Quotient
***SIGN*** Reading
**[06:16] Mob B**
Wait a minute! I'm really not an otaku!
**[06:18] Blue**
What is that?
**[06:19] Otaku Hero**
They're measuring otaku quotients.
**[06:21] Anarchy**
If they point that at us, we're done!
**[06:23] Blue**
We'd better go.
**[06:24] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[06:33] Otaku Hero**
There's a "Chogo-shi" around
here who's supposed to make the drug.
**[06:37] Anarchy**
Chogo-shi?
**[06:38] Kyotaro**
Every line of this is suspicious, huh?
**[06:40] Anarchy**
Kyu-chan, stay down.
**[06:42] Blue**
Which building?
They all look like massage parlors.
**[06:45] Marcus**
Hey.
**[06:48] Marcus**
You're otaku, aren't you?
**[06:51] Otaku Hero**
Hello, nice guy!
**[06:52] Anarchy**
Uh, we are ippanjin, not geeks.
**[06:54] Blue**
Just a group of common sense
folks who wouldn't hurt a fly.
**[06:57] Pink**
Gobo bobo bo!
**[06:58] Blue**
You're gonna give us away like that!
**[07:01] Blue**
That's the most otaku talk ever!
**[07:07] Otaku Hero**
You don't mean you...
**[07:09] Otaku Hero**
You're a closeted otaku?
**[07:10] Marcus**
Yes!
**[07:11] Marcus**
Nice to meet you! Myself is Marcus, ne.
**[07:14] Otaku Hero**
Marcus?
**[07:16] Marcus**
And how! You my brother! Whoo!
**[07:19] Marcus**
And those sisters are otaku, too, da ne?
**[07:21] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[07:22] Anarchy**
It-It's not...
**[07:23] Marcus**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[07:25] Marcus**
Fishy behavior too weird to cover up.
**[07:27] Marcus**
Odd kinks that let off strong stinks.
**[07:30] Blue**
Did I get something on me?
**[07:31] Marcus**
And a masked maiden
who can't hold back the crazy!
**[07:33] Pink**
Gobo?
**[07:34] Marcus**
Di-Di-Ding! On the nose!
**[07:36] Marcus**
No mistake here,
you're the same as myself!
**[07:38] Anarchy**
Oh, gee! He saw right through us.
**[07:41] Blue**
And he's a foreigner, too!
**[07:43] Pink**
Gobo gobo!
**[07:44] Blue (P)**
"I guess that means
we're totally global now."
**[07:47] Marcus**
Exactly!
**[07:49] Otaku Hero**
This is sus. Thoroughly sus.
**[07:52] Marcus**
Hum, hum?
**[07:53] Marcus**
You were just thinking myself
to be "sus," were not you?
**[07:56] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[07:57] Otaku Hero**
Ah! N-No, I wasn't at all!
**[07:59] Marcus**
It's fine desu.
**[08:00] Marcus**
Ever since they started hunting otaku,
**[08:03] Marcus**
myself had to hide my otaku
in the crowds of Shibuya.
**[08:07] Marcus**
It had been so long since
myself had encountered my peeps,
**[08:10] Marcus**
myself just had to say something.
**[08:13] Otaku Hero**
Is that what happened?
**[08:14] Marcus**
You see?
**[08:15] Otaku Hero**
Y-Yes.
**[08:16] Marcus**
Okay, good guy.
**[08:18] Marcus**
Any otaku come wandering around
these parts wanna see Chogo-shi.
**[08:22] Marcus**
Don't you?
**[08:25] Marcus**
Come on. Follow me.
***SIGN*** Units Available
Taniguchi Bldg. #2
**[08:30] Marcus**
Koko is the building.
***SIGN*** Taniguchi Bldg. #2
**[08:32] Marcus**
Myself has to split with you-tachi here.
**[08:35] Marcus**
You're my bros!
**[08:36] Marcus**
You get in a pinch, I'll come a-running, ne!
**[08:39] Marcus**
Good luck.
**[08:40] Otaku Hero**
S-Sure!
***SIGN*** Cabaret
**[08:58] Otaku Hero**
This is it.
**[09:09] Otaku Hero**
What is this stuff?
**[09:11] Anarchy**
Ancient otaku artifacts?
**[09:14] Blue**
What's this?
**[09:15] Chogo-shi**
Hands off.
**[09:18] Chogo-shi**
That's a valuable Soviet vacuum tube.
**[09:20] Anarchy**
Soviet?
**[09:22] Blue**
Vacuum tube?
**[09:24] Chogo-shi**
Youngsters don't know crap.
**[09:26] Otaku Hero**
Even otaku have things they don't know.
**[09:30] Chogo-shi**
Otaku?
**[09:35] Chogo-shi**
So you're otaku, then?
**[09:38] Blue**
What's with this geezer?
**[09:40] Otaku Hero**
You're saying you're not?
**[09:41] Chogo-shi**
I'm not.
**[09:42] Chogo-shi**
I'm a "maniac."
**[09:46] Otaku Hero**
Maniac? Are you Chogo-shi?
**[09:49] Chogo-shi**
The one and only.
**[09:50] Otaku Hero**
I'm Otaku Hero.
**[09:52] Otaku Hero**
And these are magical girls.
**[09:53] Chogo-shi**
I thought I said hands off!
**[09:55] Anarchy**
What's this?
**[09:56] Chogo-shi**
A crystal radio.
**[09:57] Blue**
Then what's this?
**[09:59] Chogo-shi**
Telegraph. Sends Morse code.
**[10:01] Pink**
Gobo-bo?
**[10:03] Chogo-shi**
Control line.
**[10:04] Chogo-shi**
Wired plane model from before RC.
**[10:07] Otaku Hero**
Awesome!
**[10:09] Otaku Hero**
The spirit piles up like falling snow,
**[10:13] Otaku Hero**
and its layers embrace the changing times...
**[10:19] Otaku Hero**
Chogo-shi, seeing as you're
a first-rate otaku—
**[10:21] Chogo-shi**
Not an otaku!
**[10:24] Otaku Hero**
Seeing as you're a first-rate
maniac, I have a request.
**[10:27] Otaku Hero**
I want you to make a drug
to make these girls stronger!
**[10:30] Chogo-shi**
Oh, dear.
**[10:31] Chogo-shi**
I don't know what stories you were fed,
but I can't do nothing like that.
**[10:35] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[10:35] Anarchy**
All this trouble for nothing.
**[10:38] Pink**
Gobo?
**[10:39] Pink**
Gobo gobo...
**[10:39] Blue (P)**
"I think I smell drugs."
**[10:42] Blue**
You've got tons!
**[10:46] Otaku Hero**
Come on! I'm begging!
**[10:47] Otaku Hero**
You must realize how
messed up the world is now.
**[10:51] Otaku Hero**
We're going to take Shobon down!
That's why the drugs—
**[10:53] Chogo-shi**
I refuse.
**[10:54] Chogo-shi**
I don't care about the world.
I just want to live here quietly.
**[10:58] Otaku Hero**
Are you really okay with that?
**[11:00] Otaku Hero**
This is all stuff you love, right?
**[11:02] Otaku Hero**
We're the same way.
**[11:04] Otaku Hero**
We want to live around the things we love
and show everyone we love them!
**[11:07] Otaku Hero**
You have to understand!
**[11:15] Otaku Hero**
A magazine clipping?
**[11:17] Otaku Hero**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Japanese Treasure Found!
***SIGN*** The Ultimate Model
Becomes a Miraculous Item
***SIGN*** A unique set of magical girl figurines
produced by top figurine maker
Heino Production has been discovered.
**[11:18] Chogo-shi**
Only one set was made, but it fell into
the hands of SSC during the otaku hunts.
**[11:23] Chogo-shi**
A legendary artifact.
**[11:24] Blue**
They're just magical girl dolls.
**[11:26] Blue**
Guess you're into them, too, huh, Gramps?
**[11:28] Chogo-shi**
Shut up!
**[11:29] Anarchy**
They look super old, though.
**[11:31] Anarchy**
Not as bad as the evil goddess,
but they look kind of shit.
**[11:35] Blue**
You aren't kidding.
**[11:36] Blue**
But you know, they are a little like us.
**[11:40] Otaku Hero**
So what do you want us to do?
**[11:49] Nick**
*Nakano?!*
**[11:51] Otaku Hero**
*That's right. We're heading there now.*
**[11:53] Otaku Hero**
*Give me the deets.*
**[11:56] Nick**
* After you destroyed it*
* in the Nakano Incident,*
**[11:59] Nick**
* SSC rebuilt it to be a warehouse*
* for confiscated items again.*
**[12:04] Nick**
*But the security's a hell of a lot worse now.*
**[12:08] Nick**
*But why, anyway?*
**[12:09] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Chogo-shi wants to do an exchange.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
He said, "If you want the drugs,
bring me the legendary figurines."
**[12:15] (Flashback) Anarchy**
I know it's late to ask, but how do
we know they're in Nakano anyway?
**[12:19] (Flashback) Anarchy**
They could be in Akiba instead.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
I remember every last item
that we recovered in the Nakano Incident.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
This wasn't one of them.
**[12:25] (Flashback) Anarchy**
Are you serious?
**[12:26] (Flashback) Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama is insane!
**[12:29] announcement**
*Next is Nakano. Nakano.*
**[12:30] Nick**
* That thing is probably*
* on the top floor of Sunplaza.*
**[12:33] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Will you come help, Nick?
**[12:35] Nick**
*Hell no! I'm not setting foot outside Akiba.*
**[12:38] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
But I'm counting on you!
**[12:40] announcer**
*Nakano. Nakano.*
**[12:41] Nick**
*Sorry, man. That ain't for me.*
**[12:43] (Flashback) Otaku Hero**
Nick!
**[12:44] Nick**
*Otaku Hero.*
**[12:47] Nick**
*Don't get yourself killed.*
**[12:50] Anarchy**
I guess we're back to raise hell again.
**[12:53] Otaku Hero**
Yeah.
**[12:54] Otaku Hero**
This is where we lit
the flames of revolution.
**[12:57] Blue**
I never expected to return.
**[12:59] Pink**
Gobo bobo bobo bo.
**[12:59] Blue (P)**
"I'd give my life for drugs."
**[13:01] Anarchy**
One of us is here for the wrong reason.
**[13:03] Otaku Hero**
This time, it's fine.
**[13:05] Otaku Hero**
If we don't show our true stuff,
we'll never conquer that!
**[13:12] Anarchy**
There's no one here at all.
**[13:13] Otaku Hero**
Strange. Security is
supposed to be really tight.
**[13:20] Kyotaro**
Sizzle.
**[13:24] Otaku Hero**
I was right.
**[13:26] Otaku Hero**
It's a weaponized building
with completely automated defenses.
**[13:28] Kyotaro**
Did you need to roast me for that?
**[13:30] Otaku Hero**
We can't attack head-on,
**[13:32] Otaku Hero**
and flashy magic spells
would attract attention.
**[13:35] Otaku Hero**
We gotta go in low and quiet.
**[13:37] three**
Attack!
**[13:37] Pink**
Gobo!
**[13:48] Otaku Hero**
*A new morning arrives.*
**[13:51] Otaku Hero**
* But the sparkle it brings*
* to us is not a ray of hope.*
**[13:56] Otaku Hero**
*The pitch-black darkness obscuring our path*
**[13:58] Otaku Hero**
* has merely been replaced*
* with a frozen pure white.*
**[14:01] Anarchy**
I know you're trying
to be all dramatic and stuff,
**[14:04] Anarchy**
but was Nakano Sunplaza always this tall?
**[14:07] Otaku Hero**
How would I know?
Either way, we gotta climb.
**[14:19] Otaku Hero**
Thank you, Blue-chan!
**[14:21] Blue**
I'm so glad I got your left leg!
**[14:24] Blue**
It'd be so much harder
if I caught the middle one.
**[14:27] Otaku Hero**
It hurts to just hear that!
**[14:29] Otaku Hero**
*Second day of the attack.*
***SIGN*** - Second Day -
**[14:31] Otaku Hero**
*The summit is yet far away.*
**[14:35] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[14:37] Otaku Hero**
What's wrong?
**[14:38] Anarchy**
Kyo-chan... isn't breathing.
**[14:42] Otaku Hero**
*The gods of the mountain know no mercy.*
**[14:44] Otaku Hero**
* They test us with relentless trials*
* and beckon us to the world beyond.*
**[14:49] Otaku Hero**
*Starting with the weakest of us.*
**[14:52] Otaku Hero**
I bet Kyo-chan was dreaming
of eating hot stew by a warm fireplace.
**[14:59] Otaku Hero**
* Saying farewell to our departed*
* is yet another trial.*
**[15:02] Otaku Hero**
I'll get rid of this junk.
**[15:08] Otaku Hero**
*How many days had passed?*
**[15:10] Otaku Hero**
* We were already struggling to stay*
* conscious when it finally happened.*
**[15:16] Otaku Hero**
*We completely ran out of food.*
**[15:19] Otaku Hero**
*The gods of the mountain know no mercy.*
**[15:22] Otaku Hero**
* They test us with cold and hunger*
* and beckon us to the underworld.*
**[15:26] Otaku Hero**
*Starting with the least devoted.*
**[15:28] Anarchy**
It's over. I'm starving.
**[15:31] Otaku Hero**
Keep it together.
**[15:34] Blue**
I'm at my limit.
I just want a bite of something.
**[15:38] Pink**
Gobo-bo.
**[15:40] Otaku Hero**
We don't have anything to eat.
**[15:42] Otaku Hero**
Not a thing.
***SIGN*** - Third Day -
**[16:00] Otaku Hero**
Look out!
**[16:03] Kyotaro**
Brreyouegh!
**[16:08] Kyotaro**
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[16:10] Anarchy**
I'm sledding!
**[16:19] Otaku Hero**
*Does the peak we seek truly await us?*
**[16:22] Otaku Hero**
* Or is this path to heaven instead*
* leading us on a road to hell?*
**[16:26] Otaku Hero**
*The doubt is unshakable.*
**[16:28] Otaku Hero**
*Are we chasing a phantom that doesn't exist?*
**[16:32] Otaku Hero**
*That's when it happened.*
**[16:33] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero, look!
**[16:35] Blue**
The peak! It's the peak, Otaku Hero-sama!
**[16:38] Pink**
Gobo bobo bo!
**[16:39] Anarchy**
Let's go, Otaku Hero!
**[16:41] Otaku Hero**
Yeah!
**[16:47] Otaku Hero**
*It was almost within our reach.*
**[16:50] Otaku Hero**
*But they know no mercy.*
**[16:54] Otaku Hero**
*Is that... a god?*
**[17:03] Otaku Hero**
Marcus?!
**[17:04] Marcus**
In a pinch, I came a-running.
**[17:06] Marcus**
Told you, ne.
**[17:07] Otaku Hero**
Marcus!
**[17:11] Marcus**
Up-a-see daisy!
**[17:14] Anarchy**
Thank you, Marcus!
**[17:16] Otaku Hero**
I'm sorry I doubted you.
**[17:18] Marcus**
Don't touch my mustache!
**[17:21] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero.
**[17:22] Anarchy**
This is the top floor, isn't it?
**[17:24] Blue**
It's okay to transform, right?
**[17:25] Pink**
Gobo.
**[17:26] Otaku Hero**
Yeah! Put on a show, girls!
**[17:29] Marcus**
Aw yeah! Japanese magical girls is cool!
**[17:33] Blue & Anarchy**
Transform!
**[17:33] Pink**
Gobo!
***SIGN*** Transform
***SIGN*** Self-Righteousness
***SIGN*** Hope
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Transience
***SIGN*** Transformation Complete
***SIGN*** Type 99 Antipersonnel Security Perimeter
Type 02 Antipersonnel Laser Mines
**[18:38] announcement**
*Intruders detected! Intruders detected!*
**[18:41] announcement**
*Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.*
***SIGN*** Type 98 Building Defensive Armament
Saturation Attack Specification (Armageddon Mode)
**[18:43] announcement**
*Activate Armageddon Mode and intercept.*
**[18:51] Pink**
Gobo-bo!
**[18:55] Marcus**
Amazing!
**[18:57] Otaku Hero**
Get 'em, Anarchy-chan!
**[19:09] Pink**
Gobo!
**[19:10] Pink**
Gobo!
**[19:15] Blue**
There's still more!
**[19:30] Marcus**
Ouch.
**[19:31] Otaku Hero**
That's our Anarchy-chan.
**[19:33] Anarchy**
Oh, that's it!
**[19:35] Otaku Hero**
Go, Anarchy-chan!
**[19:37] Anarchy**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:43] Otaku Hero**
Smash it open!
**[19:44] voice**
Please stop!
**[19:45] voice**
Help me!
**[19:47] voice**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[19:47] voice**
Stop it!
**[19:48] Anarchy**
Huh?
**[19:49] otaku ghost**
The pain!
**[19:50] otaku ghost**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[19:52] otaku ghost**
I can't take it!
**[19:53] Blue**
What the hell?
**[19:55] Pink**
Gobo bobo-go.
**[19:55] Blue (P)**
"That's nasty."
**[19:57] Otaku Hero**
Are these all captured otaku?
**[19:59] Blue**
Is that even possible?
**[20:00] Marcus**
Are these myself's buddies?! My God!
**[20:05] Anarchy**
If they are, I can't hurt them.
**[20:08] Anarchy**
Damn it! How can we save them?
**[20:12] otaku ghost**
It's fine! Just let us die in peace.
**[20:16] otaku ghost 2**
Next time, I'll be reborn a normal—
**[20:18] otaku ghost 2**
Hoo!
**[20:19] Anarchy**
Wha—?!
**[20:20] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan?!
**[20:23] otaku ghost 2**
Otaku are just, otaku are just,
**[20:25] otaku ghost 2**
ota, ota, ota, o-o-ota...
**[20:28] Blue**
Gross!
**[20:28] Otaku Hero**
These are all fakes!
**[20:30] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[20:31] Anarchy**
Yeah!
**[20:32] Anarchy**
Heaven's Judgment Day!
**[20:53] Pink**
Gobo.
**[21:00] Otaku Hero**
Is this the right one?
**[21:02] Chogo-shi**
Yes. Definitely.
**[21:04] Chogo-shi**
How exquisite. The lines, the details.
**[21:09] Chogo-shi**
It truly is the ultimate in molding—
**[21:11] Pink**
Gobo!
**[21:12] Pink**
Gobo gobo! Gobo gobo!
**[21:14] Blue**
I hate to spoil the moment,
but the loony here is saying,
**[21:17] Blue**
"hand over the stuff you owe."
**[21:19] Anarchy**
The drugs that will make us stronger.
**[21:24] Chogo-shi**
Here.
**[21:28] Otaku Hero**
Is this it?
**[21:29] Anarchy**
You did make it for us!
**[21:31] Blue**
So he actually believed in us.
**[21:32] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[21:33] Blue (P)**
"Tsundere."
**[21:34] Chogo-shi**
Shut up!
**[21:35] Otaku Hero**
Thank you, Chogo-shi.
**[21:37] Otaku Hero**
We definitely won't waste them.
**[21:39] Otaku Hero**
Once the world changes,
come over and visit us
**[21:42] Otaku Hero**
in our Akiba.
**[21:44] Chogo-shi**
Now get the hell out.
**[21:45] Chogo-shi**
You're wearing out your welcome.
**[21:48] Anarchy**
Thank you, Chogo-shi!
**[21:50] Blue**
Pleasure doin' business.
**[21:52] Pink**
Gobo bo.
**[22:01] Pink**
Gobo bobo! Go bobobobo!
**[22:03] Blue (P)**
"Let's take them! Let's use them now!"
**[22:06] Otaku Hero**
Nope. I'll hang onto them.
**[22:08] Anarchy**
Huh? Why?
**[22:09] Otaku Hero**
We might face even stronger
enemies down the road.
**[22:13] Otaku Hero**
Gotta save our trump card
for the right moment.
**[22:16] Pink**
Gobo, gobo...
**[22:18] Pink**
Gobo! Gobobobo! Go-bobo bobo bo-gobo!
**[22:27] Slayer**
Nakano has fallen again?
**[22:30] Shobon**
Yeah.
**[22:31] Slayer**
Shobon-sama!
**[22:32] Shobon**
No worries.
**[22:33] Slayer**
But!
**[22:34] Shobon**
Slayer.
**[22:36] Shobon**
Everything is fine.
**[22:43] Kathy**
Dad!
**[22:45] Marcus**
Kathy!
**[22:47] Kathy**
Dad! Dada!
**[22:50] Marcus**
Kathy...
**[22:55] Cofficer D**
That was some real nice work.
**[22:57] Cofficer D**
I doubt they noticed a thing.
**[22:59] Cofficer D**
You've fulfilled your role.
**[23:01] Cofficer D**
Take these and leave the country today.
**[23:05] Cofficer D**
Very well done.
**[23:26] narrator**
Yesterday's foes are also today's foes.
**[23:28] narrator**
A never-ending battle.
**[23:30] narrator**
One long night when it all began,
**[23:33] narrator**
the girls awakened.
**[23:35] narrator**
A miracle on an eve long ago.