# E7 - Ultimate Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z5ZN/ultimate-game)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Adam**
I guess that's all these NPCs got.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Adam**
I'm sick of playing against bots.
I want to do some PVP.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Shobon**
It looks like the ones I made
aren't much fun for you anymore.
**[00:21] (Flashback) Shobon**
I have another fun game for you.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Shobon**
Wanna try it?
**[02:02] Otaku Hero**
Oh?
**[02:02] Anarchy**
Eh?
**[02:03] Blue**
What the?
**[02:05] Pink**
Gobo?
**[02:06] Otaku Hero; Anarchy; Blue**
What now?
**[02:24] Kyotaro**
Everybody up!
**[02:28] Anarchy**
Where are we?
**[02:30] Otaku Hero**
I don't know.
**[02:32] Kyotaro**
This obviously isn't normal.
**[02:34] Anarchy**
I thought we were on our way to Akiba.
**[02:37] Pink**
Gobo gobo gobobo gobo?
**[02:37] Blue (P)**
"Weren't we in an underground river?"
**[02:39] Otaku Hero**
I got that message from Nick...
**[02:41] Blue**
And we were going to use magic...
**[02:46] Pink**
Gobobo gobo gobo!
**[02:46] Blue**
Otaku Hero-sama!
**[02:51] Pink**
Gobo... bo gobobo.
**[02:55] Anarchy**
Blue!
**[02:56] Otaku Hero**
Pink-chan!
**[02:58] Pink**
Gobo gobo.
**[03:00] Blue**
This is such sloppy bondage!
**[03:02] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan! Pink-chan!
**[03:04] Anarchy**
What's happening?
**[03:06] Adam**
*Welcome to my world. Let's start the game!*
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** An SSC cofficer appeared!
***SIGN*** Cofficer uses a combo attack.
**[03:15] Otaku Hero**
What the heck is this?
***SIGN*** Critical hit!
**[03:17] Anarchy**
Oh, come on!
**[03:22] Otaku Hero**
It's just like a game!
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** Anarchy takes 16 damage!
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero takes 20 damage!
***SIGN*** Kyotaro
***SIGN*** Anarchy
***SIGN*** Otaku Hero
**[03:33] Kyotaro**
Hey, I lost a life!
***SIGN*** Fight
Run
**[03:36] Otaku Hero**
Take that!
**[03:39] Otaku Hero**
You gotta be kidding!
**[03:40] Anarchy**
I'll do it, then.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Critical hit!
The cofficer was defeated.
**[03:47] Adam**
I guess you can handle that much.
***SIGN*** I guess you can handle that much.
**[03:52] Adam**
I'm from SSC.
One of the Four Heavenly Kings.
**[03:55] Adam**
Adam!
**[03:56] Anarchy**
SSC!
**[03:58] Otaku Hero**
What have you done
with Blue-chan and Pink-chan?!
**[04:00] Adam**
Games are more fun
when there's a prize, right?
**[04:04] Adam**
I thought you could fight me
and try to win them back.
**[04:08] Anarchy**
What are you talking about?
**[04:10] Adam**
Yeah, so let's get to it!
**[04:14] Anarchy**
Who's that?
**[04:15] Otaku Hero**
Another one?
**[04:21] Anarchy**
None of you guys have
any conversation skills.
**[04:24] Anarchy**
Transf—
**[04:25] Anarchy**
What? I can't?
**[04:29] Adam**
This is my world!
**[04:31] Adam**
You're completely powerless here.
**[04:33] Adam**
You can drown in the program in my head!
**[04:41] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[04:48] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[04:51] Adam**
What a noob.
**[04:53] Adam**
And you're the leader of the insurgent army?
**[04:57] Otaku Hero**
Oh, no!
**[04:59] Otaku Hero**
Ouch!
**[05:00] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero!
**[05:01] Kyotaro**
Stop using me as a shield!
**[05:07] Kyotaro**
What did I just tell you?
**[05:14] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan! You okay?
**[05:16] Anarchy**
That might've killed you.
**[05:18] Kyotaro**
It*did* kill me!
**[05:20] Kyotaro**
And what the hell? My lives are limited now?
**[05:24] Kyotaro**
Zero lives left?!
**[05:25] Adam**
Huh, the magical girl's carrying you.
**[05:29] Adam**
You take the magical girl.
**[05:31] Adam**
I'm more interested in the guy.
**[05:33] Eve**
Understood.
**[05:36] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[05:38] Otaku Hero**
What do you think you're doing?
**[05:40] Adam**
Otaku Hero.
**[05:41] Adam**
Carried and cuddled by magical girls,
while leading the insurgent army?
**[05:45] Adam**
You aren't such a big deal.
**[05:47] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan and Pink-chan better be all right!
**[05:50] Adam**
Heh.
**[05:50] Adam**
Maybe you should spend a second
worrying about yourself instead.
**[05:54] Otaku Hero**
Why did you bring us here?
**[05:56] Adam**
Isn't it great?
**[05:58] Adam**
This world is just the way I want it.
**[06:00] Adam**
Everything is a game here.
**[06:02] Adam**
And crushing the Revolutionary
Army will be a breeze.
**[06:06] Otaku Hero**
What's so good about SSC anyway?
**[06:09] Otaku Hero**
You can't like what you want to.
That's messed up.
**[06:13] Otaku Hero**
That Unit-@ guy was brainwashed.
I bet you are, too.
**[06:17] Adam**
Quit bitching about your stupid dreams!
**[06:23] Adam**
I was gonna become a pro gamer.
**[06:27] (Flashback) Adam**
The age of video games is just starting.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Adam**
Gamers are going to take over the world.
**[06:32] (Flashback) Adam**
I can't waste any time practicing.
I can do anything I want with hacks!
**[06:37] (Flashback) Adam**
Yeah! I'm dominating!
**[06:40] (Flashback) Adam**
All these self-righteous, weak tryhards
who are too afraid to use cheats,
**[06:44] (Flashback) Adam**
I'll kill them all!
**[06:49] (Flashback) Adam**
Damn noobs can't touch me!
***SIGN*** Account Closed
This account has been permanently disabled
**[06:53] (Flashback) Adam**
Huh? I got banned? But why?!
**[06:57] (Flashback) Adam**
Damn it! I can't log in here, either.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Adam**
Here I am trying to spread
the joy of gaming around the world.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Adam**
Why are you kicking me out?
***SIGN*** Error
This account has been terminated!
***SIGN*** Continue
**[07:07] (Flashback) Adam**
Here? There? This one, too?
**[07:09] (Flashback) Adam**
Every one of them?!
***SIGN*** Error
This account has been terminated!
***SIGN*** Continue
***SIGN*** Account Closed
This account has been permanently disabled.
**[07:14] (Flashback) Adam**
Why though?!
**[07:16] (Flashback) Adam**
I'm the one! I'm the elite gamer!
**[07:19] (Flashback) Adam**
I should be allowed to use hacks!
**[07:22] (Flashback) Adam**
I was the first person ever to show
the world how talented gamers are!
**[07:36] (Flashback) Adam**
So why, then? Why are they rejecting me?
**[07:42] (Flashback) Shobon**
Don't you want power?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Shobon**
The wonderful power to make
everything go exactly the way you want?
**[07:52] (Flashback) Adam**
Who are you?
**[07:54] (Flashback) Shobon**
If you swear your loyalty to me,
I will give you that power.
**[08:21] Adam**
That's how I was able to create
the ideal world in my mind.
**[08:26] Adam**
I got a partner named Eve.
**[08:30] Otaku Hero**
You chose to join SSC yourself?
**[08:33] Adam**
Did you think we were all
brainwashed or something?
**[08:36] Adam**
I decided that I would do anything I had to
**[08:40] Adam**
to prove that justice was on my side!
**[08:44] Adam**
Here I come!
**[08:47] Anarchy**
How dare you look down on people like that?!
**[08:59] Anarchy**
You're messing with stuff again!
**[09:05] Eve**
Without your magic, you're nothing
but a foul-mouthed tramp.
**[09:10] Anarchy**
I'm so gonna beat you up.
**[09:13] Kyotaro**
Not again!
**[09:15] Kyotaro**
Hey! I'm on my last life!
**[09:23] Anarchy**
What the hell? Damn it!
**[09:25] Eve**
You're helpless in this world.
**[09:28] Eve**
Try to die gracefully.
**[09:30] Kyotaro**
I've got continues, baby!
***SIGN*** Fantasy Blocker Switch
**[09:43] Otaku Hero**
Does that rocket launcher
have infinite ammo?!
**[09:45] Adam**
In this environment, I can
spawn any power I can imagine.
**[09:51] Otaku Hero**
You're such a cheater!
**[09:53] Adam**
I'm connected to all of you.
**[09:55] Adam**
In this world, I also can spawn anything
inside your head with a single thought.
**[10:01] Otaku Hero**
Godeen!
**[10:02] Adam**
Get rekt by your own imagination!
**[10:08] Otaku Hero**
What a powerful attack!
**[10:10] Otaku Hero**
No wonder Godeen was able to
save the whole planet!
**[10:17] Otaku Hero**
Damn it.
**[10:19] Otaku Hero**
The only one that could ever take
on Godeen is probably Yunboger G.
**[10:23] Otaku Hero**
But he's not here...
**[10:25] Otaku Hero**
Huh?
**[10:27] Otaku Hero**
Yunboger?
**[10:30] Otaku Hero**
* He and I are connected*
* in this imaginary world, right?*
**[10:33] Otaku Hero**
*Then, maybe I can...*
**[10:35] Adam**
Ha!
**[10:36] Adam**
You think you can do something like this?
**[10:40] Otaku Hero**
I should be able to.
**[10:42] Otaku Hero**
We otaku can take just the tiniest
sliver of information to imagine,
**[10:47] Otaku Hero**
fantasize, create, and have fun on our own!
**[10:51] Otaku Hero**
And when it's something
that already exists, we can do even more!
**[10:56] Adam**
Wh-What?!
**[11:18] Otaku Hero**
I've always wanted to try that.
**[11:20] Otaku Hero**
Super Galactic Construction Equipment
**[11:22] Otaku Hero**
Yunboger G!
**[11:26] Adam**
What did you say?!
**[11:27] Otaku Hero**
When it comes to imagination and fantasy,
you'll never beat an otaku!
**[11:38] Anarchy**
What's that?
**[11:44] Otaku Hero**
*Did I get through? Anarchy-chan, you okay?*
**[11:47] Anarchy**
Otaku Hero, what is happening?
**[11:49] Otaku Hero**
* Right now we're inside*
* a cyberspace that he created.*
**[11:53] Anarchy**
So what do we do?
**[11:54] Otaku Hero**
*As long as we're connected to them,*
**[11:56] Otaku Hero**
* we should be able to use*
* the power of imagination, too!*
**[11:59] Anarchy**
No kidding. So if we think
we can do it, we can?
**[12:04] Anarchy**
Transform.
**[12:07] Eve**
Transforming won't help you.
**[12:12] Anarchy**
Okay. I can do this. I can do this!
**[12:15] Anarchy**
I think I owe you one from before.
**[12:20] Adam**
Die, die, diedie, diedie, diedie, die!
**[12:26] Otaku Hero**
I can even stop a black hole.
**[12:28] Otaku Hero**
Your attack has no effect on Yunboger G!
**[12:31] Otaku Hero**
According to canon,
nothing on Earth can destroy him!
**[12:34] Adam**
What kind of canon is that?!
**[12:36] Otaku Hero**
Here I go!
**[12:41] Otaku Hero**
Now I'll show you
the finishing attack that was
**[12:43] Otaku Hero**
supposed to be revealed
in the uncompleted movie version!
**[12:49] Otaku Hero**
To be sure it hits the target, lock on!
**[12:52] Adam**
Wha—!
**[12:53] Otaku Hero**
And then this!
**[12:55] Otaku Hero**
The lost movie version
Cozmo Hydraulic Tornado Attack!
**[13:13] Adam**
What the hell?!
This guy is using hacks, too?!
**[13:16] Otaku Hero**
It isn't a hack!
**[13:18] Otaku Hero**
It bulldozes all of
the misconstructions of the past
**[13:20] Otaku Hero**
and erects a bridge leading into the future.
**[13:23] Otaku Hero**
It's the spirit of justice!
**[13:26] Adam**
Fixing all misconstructions
is what you call justice?
**[13:29] Adam**
That's just another cheat!
**[13:32] Anarchy**
All right, all right.
**[13:34] Anarchy**
All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right!
**[13:36] Anarchy**
You're the glass cannon type, huh?
**[13:39] Eve**
Shut up!
**[13:46] Anarchy**
You're lagging!
**[13:50] Eve**
Let's see you handle this!
**[13:55] Eve**
I got her!
**[13:58] Kyotaro**
Sh-She got me...
**[14:00] Eve**
I didn't get her?
**[14:01] Anarchy**
Game...
**[14:03] Anarchy**
Over!
**[14:09] Anarchy**
Yeah, give it up!
**[14:11] Adam**
Eve, we end this now.
**[14:25] Anarchy**
Here he comes, Otaku Hero!
**[14:27] Otaku Hero**
Yeah!
**[14:33] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! He's moving so fast,
I can't get a clear shot!
**[14:36] Anarchy**
I'll try to slow him down.
**[14:39] Anarchy**
Heaven's...
**[14:43] Anarchy**
Damn it!
**[14:45] Anarchy**
Always pulling sneaky shit!
**[14:52] Otaku Hero**
I'm stuck in sludge!
**[14:54] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! Engine at full power!
**[14:58] Otaku Hero**
Oh, no!
**[14:59] Otaku Hero**
Did I use up all the energy
with the special attack?
**[15:02] Otaku Hero**
I recreated him so perfectly I even
kept his one weak point. Poor mileage!
**[15:06] Otaku Hero**
Damn it! Move! Please move for me, Yunboger!
**[15:10] Adam**
You like that one? This is what it's like
when I don't hold back!
**[15:13] Adam**
Don't get so cocky when
you're playing on controller!
**[15:21] Anarchy**
Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
**[15:26] Anarchy**
Okay, that hurt.
**[15:29] Anarchy**
Damn it! Eat this!
**[15:33] Anarchy**
Then try to block this!
**[15:35] Kyotaro**
Eh? Really?
**[15:36] Anarchy**
Heaven's Heat Knock!
**[15:43] Eve**
You can't be serious!
**[15:50] Adam**
No way! This is supposed to be my world!
**[15:53] Anarchy**
Hey!
**[15:54] Anarchy**
Looks like you can't do
a damn thing without her help.
**[15:57] Adam**
Huh?
**[16:00] Adam**
Eve!
**[16:01] Anarchy**
Now's your chance, Otaku Hero!
**[16:03] Anarchy**
Go for it!
**[16:04] Otaku Hero**
Oh, wow.
**[16:06] Otaku Hero**
There's a g-girl cheering me on?
**[16:07] Otaku Hero**
The same situation happened in episode 256!
**[16:10] Otaku Hero**
In that case...!
**[16:14] Otaku Hero**
We will always rise to fight again!
**[16:17] Anarchy**
Go for it, Otaku Hero!
**[16:20] Anarchy**
Go!
**[16:22] Anarchy**
Finish them off, Otaku Hero!
**[16:24] Eve**
In that case, I'll take
the magical girl for myself!
**[16:31] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan!
**[16:33] Adam**
Yes!
**[16:33] Eve**
Yes!
**[16:33] Eve**
Begin brainwashing!
**[16:40] Otaku Hero**
Anarchy-chan?
**[16:58] Otaku Hero**
Ow!
**[17:00] Otaku Hero**
What just happened?
**[17:02] Anarchy**
I don't know,
but something felt really wrong.
**[17:06] Otaku Hero**
Felt wrong?
**[17:10] Adam**
What did you put inside us?
What did you do to us?!
**[17:17] Eve**
I can't look at that!
**[17:19] Eve**
Becoming this, doing this,
is what I was always programmed for?
**[17:28] Adam**
Eve!
**[17:34] Adam**
E-Eve!
**[17:40] Adam**
Damn it! Is this it?
The end of my ideal world?
**[17:48] Otaku Hero**
Oh, crap! We need to get out of here!
**[17:51] Anarchy**
But what about Blue and Pink?
**[17:53] Otaku Hero**
Of course, we have to find them first!
**[17:57] Otaku Hero**
What's this?
**[18:00] Otaku Hero**
Let's go!
**[18:01] Anarchy**
Yeah.
**[18:07] Pink**
Gobobo.
**[18:09] Blue**
Wait! Not right there! Stop it!
**[18:14] Otaku Hero**
Blue-chan?
**[18:14] Anarchy**
Pink?
**[18:15] Blue**
I use a Draw Two and she drops all
the Draw Fours on me? She's a monster!
***SIGN*** °House Rules in Effect
**[18:21] Blue**
Hi, guys. You sure are late.
**[18:23] Pink**
Gobo gobo bobobo.
**[18:25] Blue**
"Do you want to join the game?" She said.
**[18:27] Anarchy**
Quit playing games inside the enemy's head!
**[18:29] Anarchy**
Be more scared!
**[18:30] Otaku Hero**
B-But we're glad you're okay.
**[18:34] Otaku Hero**
This world is ending.
**[18:35] Otaku Hero**
Let's get out of here quick.
**[18:51] Otaku Hero**
My whole body aches.
**[18:53] Anarchy**
Where are we?
**[18:54] Pink**
Gobo gobobo?
**[18:56] Blue**
It looks like we made it back.
**[18:58] Otaku Hero**
Yeah. I'm glad we're all okay.
**[19:01] Anarchy**
There's somebody here!
**[19:05] Adam**
Hmm.
**[19:07] Adam**
I guess I should take the corner first.
**[19:09] Eve**
*I don't know.*
***SIGN*** I don't know.
**[19:11] Otaku Hero**
Wh-What happened?
**[19:13] Anarchy**
Is he acting different now?
**[19:15] Pink**
Gobo. Gobo gobo bobobo.
**[19:16] Blue (P)**
"Center. Take it first, and you can't lose."
**[19:18] Adam**
Oh, really?
**[19:20] Pink**
Gobo!
**[19:21] Anarchy**
Don't make friends with him.
**[19:23] Pink**
Gobo.
**[19:24] Anarchy**
So what do we do with him?
**[19:32] Eve**
*I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.*
**[19:35] Adam**
You guys, watch out!
**[19:38] Adam**
Th-That lady's really da-dange—
**[19:44] Otaku Hero**
He froze?
**[19:45] Anarchy**
What's his problem?!
**[19:46] Cofficer**
The signal came from here.
**[19:48] Otaku Hero**
It's cofficers. Let's go!
**[19:58] Anarchy**
Aren't things a little too quiet?
**[20:00] Pink**
Gobo bobobo gobo?
**[20:03] Blue (P)**
"Isn't anybody here?"
**[20:04] Otaku Hero**
Or maybe they were all caught?
**[20:07] otaku**
It's Otaku Hero!
**[20:08] otaku**
Hey, they're back!
**[20:09] otaku**
They're home!
**[20:09] otaku**
Otaku Hero!
**[20:12] Otaku Hero**
Guys! You're all okay!
**[20:14] Game Otaku**
Yeah. We beat 'em, you know.
**[20:16] Military Otaku**
All thanks to Nick!
**[20:18] Nick**
*What took you so long, Otaku Hero?*
**[20:20] Nick**
* Thanks to your little pep talk,*
* we were able to fight SSC off!*
**[20:24] Otaku Hero**
You did great, guys!
**[20:26] Otaku Hero**
With our second win in Nakano
and the successful defense of Akiba,
**[20:30] Otaku Hero**
we're definitely one
step closer to revolution!
**[20:33] Nick**
*So while we're at it,*
**[20:34] Nick**
* you wanna send the Revolutionary Otaku*
* Army's message around the country?*
**[20:39] Otaku Hero**
Send our message? But how?
**[20:41] Nick**
*We hold a big event!*
**[20:43] Nick**
* We'll stream it across the country and*
* show it to the closeted otaku, the normies,*
**[20:47] Nick**
*and everyone else!*
**[20:48] otaku**
Whoa!
**[20:50] Otaku Hero**
An event?
**[20:51] Nick**
*Yeah!*
**[20:52] Nick**
* I'll use all my connections, and we'll*
* all make it the biggest event ever.*
**[20:56] Nick**
* We'll show them the otaku*
* fire is still burning!*
**[20:59] Nick**
*We'll show those SSC jerks!*
**[21:02] Otaku Hero**
Nick, you know that's...
**[21:04] Nick**
*Oh. No good?*
**[21:06] Otaku Hero**
...a really great idea!
**[21:14] Cofficer**
These videos have gone viral, and are
spreading faster than we can delete them.
**[21:20] Cofficer**
Perhaps we should try
to understand the otaku better.
**[21:24] Cofficer**
Just trying to suppress them is becoming more and more...
**[21:25] Shobon**
That's enough.
**[21:28] Shobon**
We can't let the otaku—
the rebel army roam free anymore.
**[21:33] Shobon**
I look forward to seeing
the results of your work.
**[21:41] Nick**
*So what do we call the event?*
**[21:44] Otaku Hero**
How about this?
***SIGN*** Wanku
**[23:25] narrator**
Lyrics you can't shake,
**[23:27] narrator**
a groove that shakes your hips.
**[23:29] narrator**
The set list is a squeeze.
**[23:31] narrator**
How's that Kool-Aid tastin'?
**[23:33] narrator**
In an ideological reality,
**[23:35] narrator**
a magical concert stage
**[23:37] narrator**
appears like a mirage.