E3 - We know we are not worthy O great Lord Mitama You who rule over all the hills of Takaamahara All our—

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[00:05] Atar
    Emanate.
[00:13] Atar
    Strange beast elimination task completed.
[00:15] Loki
    Good job, Atar.
    You work quickly.
[00:19] Loki
    I'm sure the Emperor will be pleased.
[00:22] Atar
    If the Emperor wills it.
SIGN    Episode 3
    We know we are not worthy
    O great Lord Mitama
    You who rule over all
    the hills of Takaamahara
    All our—
[01:55] titl
    We know we are not worthy
[01:56] titl
    O great Lord Mitama
[01:57] titl
    You who rule over all
    the hills of Takaamahara
[01:59] titl
    All our—
[02:01] Bertrand
    Open the gate!
[02:03] Bertrand
    The knight Bertrand has returned.
[02:06] Bertrand
    I have important news for the assembly
[02:08] Bertrand
    regarding that dangerous isolation camp.
[02:10] Bertrand
    Hurry up.
[02:11] Bertrand
    Ow!
[02:12] Bertrand
    Wh-What are you doing?
[02:14] Guard
    Shut up! Who the hell do you think you are?
[02:17] Bertrand
    I told you, I'm Bert—
[02:17] Guard
    You're a cheap tart who shouldn't
    even dare speak his name!
[02:21] Bertrand
    Please believe me!
[02:22] Bertrand
    I really and truly am Bertrand!
[02:25] guard
    First off, he is a man.
[02:27] Bertrand
    Believe me!
[02:28] Bertrand
    The people in the isolation camp
    forced me into this garb.
[02:31] Guard
    So you're from the isolation camp!
[02:33] Guard
    Go back! Go back!
[02:34] Bertrand
    W-Wait!
[02:35] Bertrand
    Hear me out...!
[02:37] Bertrand
    I am a knight of this proud empire...
[02:40] Bertrand
    Why did this happen to me?
[02:43] Bertrand
    If the empire abandons me,
    what should I even do?
[02:49] Roy
    Hey there, Ber-chan.
[02:50] Roy
    So you're still around here.
[02:52] Roy
    What, are you crying?
[02:55] Roy
    Where's all your moxy from this afternoon?
[02:56] Bertrand
    I'll annihilate this village!
[02:59] Bertrand
    Shut up.
[03:00] Roy
    Now that I get a closer look,
[03:02] Roy
    you've got quite a nice body.
[03:05] Bertrand
    You bastard!
[03:07] Bertrand
    Are you trying to disgrace me?!
[03:11] Bertrand
    I cannot draw my sword unless
    it's for the Emperor's justice.
[03:19] Bertrand
    You're...
[03:21] Yukito
    Are you okay?
[03:24] Bertrand
    B-Because of you, I'm—
[03:27] Yukito
    Unable to return to
    the imperial capital, right?
[03:29] Yukito
    Without an order from your liege,
[03:32] Yukito
    you never draw your sword.
[03:34] Yukito
    Your loyalty is admirable.
[03:37] Yukito
    Regardless, the empire has discarded you.
[03:40] Bertrand
    That's not true! I...
[03:42] Yukito
    Admit it.
[03:44] Yukito
    The empire threw you away.
[03:52] Yukito
    Come with me.
[03:55] Yukito
    I need your help.
[03:58] Yukito
    I'll create a place for you to stay.
[04:01] Yukito
    Knight Bertrand.
[04:06] Bertrand
    I'd never be taken in by those words.
[04:10] Bertrand
    But you did save me from this cretin,
    so I'll repay that favor.
[04:15] Yukito
    Too easy.
[04:19] Villager1
    A strange beast!
[04:22] Villager2
    Damn it!
[04:22] Villager2
    Not the fields again!
[04:23] Villager3
    Just run!
[04:23] Villager2
    Run away!
[04:24] Villager3
    Run! To the shelter!
[04:26] Villager1
    Don't do it, Ricky!
[04:28] Villager2
    You don't stand a chance!
[04:29] Villager3
    Man, run away!
[04:30] Yukito
    Let us take care of this.
[04:31] Mitama
    Let me bring out the ultimate weapon!
[04:39] Mitama
    The godly blade, Kusanagi no Tsurugi!
[04:41] Mitama
    This is the real thing,
    summoned from the Kanmon Straits!
[04:43] Mitama
    Now, use this to defeat it!
[04:51] Yukito
    Ricky!
[04:53] Mitama
    Why?!
[04:53] Yukito
    Idiot!
[04:54] Yukito
    That useless piece of crap sword
    was submerged in the ocean!
[04:56] Mitama
    What?! But according to the
    legends, it's super strong!
[04:58] Yukito
    Yeah, according to legends!
[04:59] Yukito
    I knew counting on you was a bad idea!
[05:09] Mitama
    It's my fourth underling!
[05:11] Bertrand
    Stand back.
[05:18] Bertrand
    Emanate.
[05:34] Bertrand
    It's over.
[05:37] Bertrand
    Was that what you wanted?
[05:39] VillagerA
    You saved us!
[05:40] VillagerB
    In one hit!
[05:40] VillagerC
    Wow!
[05:41] VillagerD
    I can't believe it!
[05:42] VillagerE
    What a relief.
[05:44] Yukito
    What the hell was that?
[05:45] Yukito
    I saw something on the sword...
[05:47] Yukito
    Oh! Yeah, just as expected!
[05:50] Yukito
    That's our religion's holy knight!
[05:54] Mitama
    Good job, underling!
[05:56] Yukito
    Nice. I've acquired a decent pawn.
[06:00] Yukito
    Listen to me!
[06:01] Yukito
    Join our religion and I promise you,
    from this day forth,
[06:03] Yukito
    our holy knight will protect all
    of your fields from the strange beasts!
[06:08] VillagerA
    Religion?
[06:09] VillagerA
    What is that?
[06:10] Mitama
    A religion is where you worship me as god...
[06:14] Yukito
    Well, just think of it
    as a group with loose ties.
[06:17] Yukito
    We've got this mascot whom we call "god."
[06:21] VillagerB
    What is a mascot?
[06:24] Yukito
    You know that little animal
    they keep at the eatery, right?
[06:26] VillagerB
    Oh, yeah, that little thing?
[06:28] Yukito
    That's it.
[06:30] Yukito
    If you become a member of our religion
    that loves Mitama as our mascot,
[06:34] Yukito
    you will never have to fear
     strange beasts ever again!
[06:38] All
    Wow! I'm in!
[06:39] All
    Me, too!
[06:40] Yukito
    Yes!
[06:41] Yukito
    Now we're talking.
[06:44] Villager3
    Wine, please!
[06:46] Alural
    Have you joined our religion?
[06:48] Villager3
    The what?
[06:49] Alural
    Our religion! Starting today,
[06:51] Alural
    wine will only be available
    to members of our religion!
[06:54] Alural
    Please join if you'd like to drink.
[06:56] Villager3
    Well, how can I say no
    when you ask so nicely?
[06:59] Alural
    Thank you so much!
[07:01] Alural
    Then, please write your name
    and contact information here.
[07:01] Villager4
    I'll join, too!
[07:02] Villager5
    Me, too!
[07:03] Yukito
    I'll gather followers any way I can.
[07:03] Alural
    Yes! Just a moment!
[07:07] Yukito
    This is a refrigerator called a zeer pot.
[07:10] Yukito
    It's possible to preserve food
    by placing it inside this pot.
[07:13] Siluril
    If you join our religion right now,
[07:15] Siluril
    every one of you will get your own pot!
[07:18] Roy
    I haven't slept for three days now.
[07:21] Yukito
    You need to make twenty
    additional zeer pots by tomorrow.
[07:25] Mitama
    You'll work until you drop dead, trash.
[07:28] Roy
    Thank you so much, Mitama-sama!
[07:30] Roy
    I'll do it!
[07:33] Woman
    These are delicious.
[07:34] Woman
    What are they?
[07:35] Yukito
    These are baked sweets called cookies.
[07:36] Girl
    Can I have some, too, please?
[07:38] Girl
    These are delicious!
[07:39] Alural
    If you could just write
    your name down here...
[07:41] Girl
    Me, too!
[07:43] Yukito
    Even in your current state,
    this should be doable.
[07:45] Ricky
    Yes, right there!
[07:47] Yukito
    Please form a line!
[07:49] Mitama
    I can't believe he's using my
    divine powers like a hot spring...
[07:51] Yukito
    This is a welcome bonus
    for those who've become followers!
SIGN    Followers
[07:55] Mitama
    This is amazing, Yukito.
[07:56] Mitama
    Our followers keep growing and growing.
[07:59] Mitama
    Awesome!
[08:00] Yukito
    Yes, it was a good idea to
    stop relying on your charisma.
[08:04] Mitama
    Rude!
[08:05] Yukito
    In this world, concepts like "god"
    and "religion" don't actually exist.
[08:10] Yukito
    Making them understand those
    would be difficult.
[08:12] Yukito
    But!
[08:13] Yukito
    If you look at it from another angle,
[08:15] Yukito
    it means "converting" them is easy
    because they have no aversion to religion,
[08:18] Yukito
    unlike people from my time.
[08:21] Yukito
    Therefore, we just need to make it
    a different form of religion.
[08:24] Mitama
    A different form?
[08:26] Yukito
    The followers are not bound together
    by devotion, but by personal gain.
[08:30] Yukito
    Believe and we will heal you,
[08:34] Yukito
    we'll share food with you,
[08:38] Yukito
    and protect you from external enemies.
[08:41] Yukito
    It's a standard move to
    amass more followers...
[08:45] Yukito
    by supplying personal gains
    that are easy to understand!
[08:49] Yukito
    Our religion has...
[08:53] Yukito
    Bertrand's power,
[08:54] Yukito
    as well as Al's and Sil's food.
[08:57] Yukito
    By offering these as benefits,
[09:00] Yukito
    the followers will start lining up.
[09:03] Bertrand
    Stop it!
[09:05] Yukito
    My strategy is the same as the one religions
    in my old world use to attract believers.
[09:10] Yukito
    All I did was apply my own knowledge
    to make it fit this world.
[09:14] Mitama
    Looks like watching all that
    alternate world stuff came in handy.
[09:17] Yukito
    I didn't watch anything like that.
[09:20] Yukito
    I never tried to escape from reality.
[09:22] Mitama
    All right!
[09:23] Mitama
    My powers have gotten stronger too.
[09:25] Mitama
    Even if their army comes,
    I'll smash them to bits!
[09:29] Yukito
    So far, so good.
[09:31] Yukito
    But who knows how many followers we'll
    really need to be able to fight the empire?
[09:38] Yukito
    Bertrand?
[10:05] Bertrand
    Kill me.
[10:09] Yukito
    Bertrand, there's something I wanted to ask.
[10:13] Yukito
    Do you mind?
[10:16] Bertrand
    You want to know how many
    soldiers the imperial army has?
[10:18] Bertrand
    What's the point of even asking?
[10:20] Bertrand
    You're planning on moving
    against the Emperor?!
[10:24] Yukito
    Oh, I have no intention of doing that.
[10:26] Yukito
    I just want to protect this village.
[10:29] Yukito
    Please.
[10:31] Bertrand
    Well, if that's the case...
[10:33] Bertrand
    You've really got the wrong idea.
[10:36] Bertrand
    It's not numbers that make
    the imperial army the imperial army.
[10:42] Yukito
    Archons?
[10:45] Bertrand
    Yeah.
[10:46] Bertrand
    A small elite unit under
    the direct control of the Emperor.
[10:49] Yukito
    Are they stronger than you?
[10:56] Bertrand
    I'm nothing compared to them.
[10:58] Bertrand
    They've been bestowed special
    powers directly from the Emperor.
[11:02] Yukito
    Powers?
[11:03] Bertrand
    I've only heard rumors myself.
[11:06] Bertrand
    Supposedly,
[11:08] Bertrand
    every single one of them is
    strong enough to erase a mountain.
[11:12] Atar
    Extermination complete.
[11:14] Atar
    Moving on to dealing with the isolation
    village that defied the end of life system.
[11:23] Yukito
    Mitama!
[11:24] Yukito
    Can you erase a mountain?
[11:27] Mitama
    A mountain?
[11:28] Mitama
    A mountain of lame snacks, yeah.
[11:31] Mitama
    I only go for the good stuff.
[11:33] Yukito
    This is not the time to make crap jokes.
[11:37] Yukito
    I want a serious answer.
[11:39] Mitama
    Japan has a lot of mountain gods.
[11:42] Mitama
    But my abilities easily
    surpass theirs by a lot!
[11:46] Yukito
    So you can do it?
[11:48] Mitama
    Easy peasy.
[11:49] Mitama
    I just need a measly 10,000 followers.
[11:52] Yukito
    Right now, we have around
    one hundred followers.
[11:56] Mitama
    I bet you're impressed now, huh, Yukito?!
[12:01] Yukito
    It's no good. She's useless.
[12:10] Yukito
    Kabedon.
[12:12] Yukito
    You've really come into your womanhood.
[12:15] Bertrand
    Wh-What do you mean?
[12:17] Yukito
    Don't struggle.
[12:20] Bertrand
    D-D-Do you mean to defile me?!
[12:23] Yukito
    I said I'm just taking a look.
[12:27] Bertrand
    So because I surrendered,
[12:29] Bertrand
    you can do whatever you want to my body?
[12:32] Bertrand
    Kill me!
[12:34] Yukito
    Down, down, down.
[12:36] Yukito
    Down, down, down.
[12:43] Yukito
    There's nothing unusual about it.
    This is an ordinary sword.
[12:45] Bertrand
    Give it back!
[12:47] Bertrand
    What about the sword?
[12:49] Yukito
    You defeated that strange
    beast that attacked the village.
[12:52] Yukito
    That sword shouldn't be able to cut
    through something so big, though.
[12:55] Yukito
    So is there some kind of trick?
[12:59] Bertrand
    Emanate.
[13:15] Yukito
    Seriously?
[13:16] Bertrand
    There's no trick.
[13:18] Bertrand
    You just don't know how to use it.
[13:20] Bertrand
    There is nothing this sword
    could not cut through.
[13:22] Yukito
    Sword? More like magic!
[13:25] Bertrand
    Magic?
[13:26] Yukito
    Where do they sell those swords?
[13:29] Yukito
    If we had a lot of these,
[13:31] Yukito
    we could stand up against the imperial army!
[13:33] Bertrand
    These can't be bought, of course.
[13:36] Bertrand
    Anyone above a certain rank in the imperial
    army is granted a weapon by the Emperor,
[13:40] Bertrand
    imbued with special power.
[13:42] Bertrand
    Nobody but the Emperor understands
    the nature of this power, though.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Has Knowledge of Modern Times, Unemployed
    Urabe Yukito
[13:51] Yukito
    We will now begin our religion's
    administrative committee meeting.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Cool Type Farmer
    Clen
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Somewhat Normal Person, Eatery Owner
    Siluril
[13:56] Siluril
    So, why is it only us three?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Idol of the Eatery, Strange Beast
    Chilchil
[14:01] Yukito
    Because you seem like the most
    intelligent people in our religion.
[14:06] Siluril
    Sounds about right.
[14:07] Clen
    It really does.
[14:09] Yukito
    Right now, our religion—
[14:10] Yukito
    or rather, this village,
    is facing a grave danger.
[14:14] Clen
    The imperial army could strike at any moment.
[14:17] Siluril
    But they're not coming at all.
[14:19] Clen
    They're probably just observing us for now.
[14:22] Yukito
    But it is certain that their attack will come.
[14:26] Yukito
    So, before that happens, hypothetically,
[14:29] Yukito
    do you think we could
    relocate this entire village?
[14:32] Clen
    I doubt it.
[14:33] Clen
    If we made such a blatant move,
[14:36] Clen
    they'd crush us in an instant.
[14:38] Yukito
    Yeah, huh...
[14:39] Yukito
    If only we had over 10,000 followers...
[14:42] Yukito
    Then we could fight back!
[14:44] Siluril
    That's impossible.
[14:46] Siluril
    There's about 2,000 people
    living in this village.
[14:49] Siluril
    The empire places a limit on how many
    people can live in an isolation camp village.
[14:54] Yukito
    Wait, wait.
[14:55] Yukito
    You mean there are more isolation
    camp villages other than this one?
[14:58] Clen
    Yeah.
[15:00] Clen
    There are many isolation camp villages
    encircling the imperial capital.
[15:03] Clen
    Just like our village,
[15:05] Clen
    every one of them is a trash can
    for people they deem to be abnormal.
[15:11] Siluril
    Well, essentially a human wall
    to protect the capital!
[15:14] Yukito
    Don't drink in a meeting!
[15:16] Siluril
    Can't stop me!
[15:18] Siluril
    Huh?
[15:18] Roy
    I smell booze!
[15:21] Yukito
    Wait!
[15:22] Yukito
    Our meeting isn't done yet!
[15:23] Roy
    Gimme!
[15:25] Yukito
    Wait, wait, wait!
[15:27] Yukito
    This is not the time for booze!
[15:32] Siluril
    You can take care of the rest, Yukito.
[15:42] Yukito
    Que sera, sera!
[15:45] Siluril
    We've got plenty to drink!
[15:46] Yukito
    Keep it coming!
[15:50] Atar
    How long will these pointless
    assignments continue?
[15:53] Atar
    Annihilating that isolation camp
    village is the will of our Emperor
[15:56] Atar
    and the decision of the assembly.
[16:00] Loki
    Well, these huge strange
    beasts keep appearing.
[16:04] Loki
    Since they could cause harm to the capital,
[16:07] Loki
    we can't just ignore them.
[16:08] Atar
    Loki, are you trying to buy more time?
[16:11] Atar
    Are you planning on defying
    our Emperor and the assembly?
[16:13] Loki
    Why would you even say that?
[16:16] Loki
    Atar, I am a loyal servant of our Emperor.
[16:21] Loki
    Oh, I just got another report
    of a strange beast sighting.
[16:27] Loki
    Could you please go there?
[16:30] Atar
    Roger.
[16:31] Loki
    Well then.
[16:32] Loki
    I wonder what they'll do?
[16:37] Yukito
    Over 10,000 followers? That's tough.
[16:41] Siluril
    You're still awake?
[16:44] Yukito
    Yeah.
[16:45] Siluril
    You're completely wasted.
[16:47] Siluril
    Why don't you tell your big sister
    what's on your mind?
[16:50] Yukito
    My big what now?
[16:52] Siluril
    I mean you're family,
[16:54] Siluril
    so you're like my little brother.
[16:57] Yukito
    So, Sil...
[17:00] Yukito
    How much about this village's
    situation do you really understand?
[17:05] Siluril
    Well, I know that it's pretty bad.
[17:09] Siluril
    That's why you've been doing
    all that religion stuff, right?
[17:15] Siluril
    I don't really get it,
[17:17] Siluril
    but I guess it's to protect
    our village from the capital.
[17:21] Siluril
    Did I get it?
[17:22] Yukito
    I thought Mitama and I would be
    able to do something, but...
[17:27] Yukito
    It seems hopeless.
[17:28] Mit
    Yukito,
[17:29] Mit
    not that little girl Amaterasu, but my...
[17:34] Siluril
    You're trying your best.
[17:36] Siluril
    Thank you for that.
[17:38] Siluril
    Al and I would have died back then.
[17:42] Siluril
    But you and Mitama-chan saved us.
[17:46] Siluril
    Even if you can't save this village,
[17:48] Siluril
    you've already done more than enough.
[17:51] Siluril
    So you don't have to overthink it.
[17:56] Soichiro
    Don't overthink it, Yukito.
[18:02] Soichiro
    In the beginning, our sect had
    around one hundred followers.
[18:06] Soichiro
    Now we have tens of thousands of followers.
[18:09] Soichiro
    Do you know how we did this?
[18:10] Yukito
    No clue.
[18:12] Soichiro
    Almost all our followers are
    pro-level martial artists.
[18:17] Soichiro
    So we blew up a scam cult
    with our physical strength
[18:23] Soichiro
    and took over their territory
    and followers wholesale.
[18:27] Yukito
    You should just be a fight club
    instead of a religious group.
[18:30] Soichiro
    Don't overthink it.
[18:32] Soichiro
    If you want to get more followers,
[18:34] Soichiro
    just take them over
    along with the territory!
SIGN    Miracles happen through use of force!
SIGN    Soichiro
[18:36] Soichiro
    Miracles happen through use of force!
[18:40] Yukito
    With the territory...
[18:41] Siluril
    What?
[18:42] Yukito
    Nothing.
[18:44] Yukito
    I just remembered something dumb.
[18:46] Yukito
    Thanks, Sil.
[18:51] Clen
    Yukito.
[18:54] Yukito
    Hi, Clen.
[18:56] Clen
    Did you come up with a plan
    to deal with the imperial army?
[18:59] Yukito
    I wouldn't say I have no plan at all.
[19:01] Yukito
    But...
[19:02] Clen
    But?
[19:03] Yukito
    What I'm trying to do will
    destroy the culture of this world.
[19:09] Clen
    That sounds fun.
[19:11] Yukito
    Huh?
[19:12] Clen
    What's good about this village
    is that compared to the capital,
[19:15] Clen
    people here can live freely.
[19:19] Clen
    If there is something that you
    want to do of your own volition,
[19:24] Clen
    then you should feel free to do it.
[19:33] Yukito
    Okay, then I'll try it.
[19:36] Yukito
    I'm going to take this village
    500 years into the future!
[19:39] Clen
    Huh? What do you mean?
SIGN    One Month Later
[19:54] Bertrand
    Nothing today, either.
[19:56] Bertrand
    Why is the capital leaving this
    isolation camp village alone?
[19:58] Atar
    We're not.
[20:01] (Flashback) Yukito
    Bertrand, we're counting on you
    to protect this village.
[20:04] (Flashback) Alural
    It's a new outfit!
[20:05] (Flashback) Alural
    If you fight wearing this,
    I bet you'll look really cute!
[20:08] (Flashback) Siluril
    I'm sure you'll look amazing in it!
[20:18] Bertrand
    You're not... from the village.
[20:23] Bertrand
    How long have you been there?
[20:25] Bertrand
    I didn't sense her here.
[20:29] Atar
    Query initiating.
[20:34] Atar
    Affiliation confirmed.
[20:36] Atar
    Former captain of 6th regiment
    of the imperial knights.
[20:39] Atar
    Enlilter Liesheid Bertrand.
[20:42] Atar
    Your sex has been changed.
[20:44] Bertrand
    You know who I am?
[20:47] Atar
    How did an imperial knight turn into a woman
    and end up in the isolation camp village?
[20:53] Bertrand
    Currently,
[20:55] Bertrand
    I'm this religion's underling.
[20:57] Bertrand
    No, I am their bitch!
[20:59] Atar
    What is that ridiculous outfit?
[21:02] Bertrand
    You can say all the terrible
    things you want to me!
[21:03] Bertrand
    Actually, I beg you to do so!
[21:06] Atar
    I don't understand what you're saying.
[21:09] Atar
    I classify you as a rebel.
[21:11] Atar
    Emanate.
[21:14] Bertrand
    So you're an archon from the imperial capital.
[21:19] Bertrand
    I didn't expect that I'd draw my
    blade against the imperial capital.
[21:22] Bertrand
    Perhaps this is also fate.
[21:35] Bertrand
    Kill me.
[21:38] Atar
    I won't kill you.
[21:39] Atar
    I must find out why your sex changed.
[21:43] Atar
    I'm taking you back to the capital.
[21:47] Atar
    What... is that?
[21:49] Atar
    I've never seen strange beasts like those.
[21:52] Atar
    And humans are riding them?
[21:55] Atar
    What kind of isolation camp is that?
SIGN    Episode 4
     We know we are not worthy
     O great Lord Mitama
     You have aaahhhhh—
[23:30] Roy
    We know we are not worthy
[23:31] Roy
    O great Lord Mitama
[23:32] Roy
    You have aaahhhhh—