E1 - We know we are not worthy O great Lord Mitama Please purify us Please cleanse us Lord Mitama We beg for you to hear our prayer

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[00:00] Guys
    
[00:13] Guys
    Heave ho, heave ho!
[00:15] Yukito
    What is this, Pop-up -bleep-?
[00:16] Guys
    Please hear us, Mitama-sama!
[00:21] Guy
    We have brought the successor.
[00:24] Soichiro
    Good work.
[00:25] Soichiro
    And now, my son Urabe Yukito will
    be entering the ritual of musubi!
[00:30] Yukito
    My dad is the founder of this
    obviously sketchy-looking sect.
[00:34] Yukito
    Which is why I've had so many unreasonable
    things happen to me since I was a kid.
[00:39] Yukito
    But that ends today.
[00:42] Soichiro
    Submerged in water for three days,
[00:44] Soichiro
    he shall overcome death and rise
    up as the new leader of our sect.
[00:49] Yukito
    Don't do this, Dad!
[00:51] Yukito
    I'm serious, stop!
[00:52] Yukito
    I'm telling you, this is straight-up murder!
[00:55] Soichiro
    It's a ritual.
[00:57] Yukito
    It's no use.
[00:58] Yukito
    There's no talking to him.
[01:00] Soichiro
    Our God, Mitama-sama, is
    omniscient and omnipotent!
[01:05] Soichiro
    Therefore, invincible!
[01:07] Yukito
    I don't even care anymore.
[01:13] Soichiro
    Do not fret, Yukito.
[01:14] Soichiro
    Mitama-sama will surely save you.
[01:20] Soichiro
    So you, too...
[01:22] Soichiro
    Pray for Mitama-sama to bring you salvation!
[01:24] Soichiro
    Purify yourself!
[01:25] Soichiro
    Cleanse yourself!
[01:26] Soichiro
    Believe only in our one God!
[01:28] Soichiro
    Then your wishes shall be granted!
[01:30] Soichiro
    Be blessed by the supreme sacred treasure!
[01:32] Soichiro
    Go forth, Yukito!
[01:45] Yukito
    What is this?
[01:47] Guys
    Successor!
[01:47] Yukito
    Could this be my life
    flashing before my eyes?
[01:48] Guys
    Good work!
[01:49] Yukito
    Wait, stop, let me down!
[01:50] Yukito
    You really do see it right before you die.
[01:53] Soichiro
    With the ritual of fire-bathing,
[01:53] Yukito
    Oh wow, I was still really cute back then.
[01:56] Soichiro
    you commune with God!
[01:57] Soichiro
    With Mitama-sama!
[02:00] Yukito
    But yeah,
[02:01] Yukito
    so many terrible things happened to me.
[02:03] Yukito
    My eyes look deader and deader.
[02:06] Yukito
    Today, I'm going to be a new me—
[02:07] Yukito
    Surprisingly,
[02:08] Yukito
    I was still so full of hope
    when I entered high school.
SIGN    Entrance
     Ceremony
[02:12] Yukito
    But then it was just one
    crazy thing after the other.
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Worst Luck
[02:17] Yukito
    This is the worst.
[02:20] Girl
    No, don't!
[02:21] Yukito
    What the hell is my life?
[02:23] Yukito
    I'm watching porn,
[02:24] Yukito
    but my eyes are completely dead.
[02:28] Yukito
    Not a decent scene flashed before my eyes.
[02:30] Yukito
    God, my ass.
[02:31] Yukito
    Omniscient and omnipotent, my ass.
[02:33] Yukito
    If you truly exist,
[02:35] Yukito
    how about letting me be reborn in
    a world without gods or religion?
[02:38] Yukito
    Then I could make some friends
    and lead a normal life.
[02:42] Yukito
    Yeah, right.
SIGN    Episode 1: We know we are not worthy O great Lord Mitama Please purify us Please cleanse us Lord Mitama We beg for you to hear our prayer
[02:43] Yukito?
    "We know we are not worthy
    O great Lord Mitama
[02:45] Yukito?
    Please purify us
    Please cleanse us
[02:47] Yukito?
    Lord Mitama
    We beg for you to hear our prayer"!
[02:50] Alural
    Let's see. For men,
[02:53] Alural
    you need to squeeze this lever, and...
[03:06] Alural
    Oh, he's looking lively now!
[03:08] Alural
    Now I just need stroke this lever
    up and down vigorously...
[03:14] Yukito
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[03:19] Alural
    I'm so sorry!
[03:20] Alural
    I'm so sorry!
[03:20] Alural
    I'm so sorry!
[03:21] Alural
    I'm so sorry!
[03:22] Alural
    I'm so sorry!
[03:22] Yukito
    It's fine now.
[03:24] Alural
    No, it's not!
[03:27] Alural
    I will serve you until
    you are completely healed!
[03:30] Yukito
    Serve me?
[03:32] Alural
    I work in that restaurant over there.
[03:34] Alural
    My name is Alural.
[03:36] Yukito
    Alural?
[03:37] Alural
    Yes!
[03:38] Alural
    As an apology, you can eat there
    any time you want, for free.
[03:42] Yukito
    I feel like I've seen this
    fantasy world before.
[03:45] Yukito
    This must be that alternate
    world rebirth fad!
[03:51] Alural
    I'm so glad he's feeling better.
[03:54] Alural
    This book was right.
[03:56] Yukito
    Can I ask you a question?
[03:58] Alural
    Yes!
[03:59] Yukito
    Where is the Guild?
[04:01] Alural
    Guild?
[04:02] Yukito
    The Adventurers' Guild.
[04:04] Yukito
    There must be one in the first village.
[04:07] Yukito
    It's like a job association where
    adventurers meet to exchange information.
[04:13] Alural
    Oh, you mean you want to
    work here in the village?
[04:15] Alural
    This way. Please follow me.
[04:17] Yukito
    Right.
[04:19] Yukito
    I knew it!
[04:20] Yukito
    This is the alternate world life I
    dreamt of, with swords and magic!
[04:24] Yukito
    My previous life was beyond awful.
[04:27] Yukito
    We're gonna make up for lost time!
[04:32] Yukito
    Starting out with a farming quest?!
[04:33] Yukito
    That's way too boring a start!
[04:36] Roy
    Hey.
[04:39] Roy
    You're the guy Al saved, right?
[04:42] Yukito
    Al?
[04:43] Yukito
    Oh, the girl from before.
[04:45] Roy
    Every girl in this village is mine.
[04:47] Roy
    If you lay a finger on any
    one of them, I'll kill—
[04:49] Roy
    What was that for?!
[04:51] Clen
    Don't hassle him, moron.
[04:53] Clen
    Sorry he startled you.
[04:54] Clen
    My name's Clen,
[04:55] Clen
    this guy's Roy.
[04:57] Clen
    May I ask your name?
[04:59] Yukito
    It's Yukito.
[05:01] Clen
    Yukito.
[05:02] Clen
    I know it's sudden,
[05:03] Clen
    but I have a job for you.
[05:05] Yukito
    A job?
[05:06] Clen
    Please use this.
[05:11] Yukito
    A dagger.
[05:12] Yukito
    That's totally a classic starter weapon!
[05:15] Yukito
    Should I start by vanquishing some goblins?
[05:18] Clen
    Goblins?
[05:20] Yukito
    Oh, I'm ready.
[05:26] Clen
    We don't have enough people
    to bring in the harvest.
[05:29] Clen
    So it's great to have you.
[05:31] Yukito
    I see.
[05:32] Yukito
    So this is how it is.
[05:33] Yukito
    They're testing the player by forcing them
[05:35] Yukito
    to do boring quests in the beginning.
[05:37] Yukito
    Then, let's do this right!
[05:41] Roy
    What a waste...
[05:43] Both
    Hmmm...
[05:45] Yukito
    What's wrong?
[05:46] Clen
    It's nice that we harvested this much,
[05:50] Clen
    but we actually got too much.
[05:51] Clen
    We have no way to preserve this fruit,
[05:53] Clen
    so the extra will simply
    have to be thrown away.
[05:55] Roy
    Is there really nothing we can do?
[06:06] Roy
    Yukito, I changed my mind about you!
[06:08] Roy
    I can't believe you made
    booze out of that fruit!
[06:11] Siluril
    That's right!
[06:12] Siluril
    Booze is too expensive to buy,
[06:14] Siluril
    but Yukito just made it!
[06:20] Siluril
    All right!
[06:21] Siluril
    Let's keep drinking!
[06:27] Yukito
    This past month, I've worked the soil,
[06:29] txt
    Yukito worked the land!
[06:30] txt
    Yukito fed the livestock!
[06:30] Yukito
    taken care of the livestock, made wine...
[06:31] txt
    Yukito made wine!
[06:33] Yukito
    None of the things that
    are supposed to happen
[06:36] Yukito
    after being reborn into an
    alternate world have happened!
[06:38] Alural
    Oneechan!
[06:40] Alural
    Stop drinking booze and come help me.
[06:42] Siluril
    I just like to see my adorable
    little sister at work!
[06:47] Yukito
    Siluril is the older sister.
[06:48] Yukito
    Alural is the younger one.
[06:50] Yukito
    They're letting me live in the
    eatery the two of them run.
[06:54] Yukito
    I made some whack—
[06:55] Yukito
    I mean, good friends who're ready to party.
[06:57] Yukito
    I'm happy about that, but...
[07:07] Yukito
    Where's my alternate world life
    with swords and magic?!
[07:12] Roy
    Good one, Yukito!
[07:14] Guy
    You're really putting those away!
[07:18] Yukito
    I want to do something alternate world-like!
[07:22] Ricky
    Everyone! Run!
[07:29] Yukito
    A monster?
[07:30] Roy
    No. It's a strange beast.
[07:33] Yukito
    A... what?
[07:43] Yukito
    Wait, wait! No matter how you slice it,
[07:45] Yukito
    that's definitely something
    from mid to late game!
[07:48] Roy
    Leave this to me.
[07:59] Yukito
    Roy... you actually know magic?
[08:03] Roy
    Yukito!
[08:04] Yukito
    Y-Yeah?!
[08:05] txt
    They ran away!
[08:05] Roy
    Run for it!
[08:11] Roy
    That was close!
[08:12] Roy
    One misstep and we would've been dead.
[08:14] Roy
    We're lucky we got away
    with this amount of damage.
[08:17] Yukito
    We didn't actually fight.
[08:20] Yukito
    This "damage" we got from running into
    things as we fled is embarrassing.
[08:27] Yukito
    Hey! Why don't you fight?!
[08:30] Roy
    Fight? We don't stand a chance
    against those strange beasts.
[08:34] Yukito
    I will not stand for a alternate world
    setting where you don't fight monsters!
[08:37] Yukito
    What was that book you were reading, anyway?!
[08:41] Roy
    That's the Strange Beast Strategy Book.
[08:43] Roy
    It lists escape strategies and first
    aid procedures and all kinds of things.
[08:48] Yukito
    Escape strategies?
[08:50] Yukito
    What good is that?
[08:54] Yukito
    It seems that the concept of magic
    does not exist in this world.
[08:59] Yukito
    Wounds are treated manually, too.
[09:04] Siluril
    Time to drink!
[09:10] Yukito
    It's quite different from the life
    in an alternate world I imagined,
[09:12] txt
    Yukito worked the land!
[09:13] txt
    Yukito made wine!
[09:14] txt
    Yukito drank wine!
[09:16] txt
    Yukito spoke to a villager!
[09:17] Yukito
    but all in all, it's not so bad.
[09:22] Siluril
    Chug, chug!
[09:29] Siluril
    And the winner is Yukito!
[09:37] Alural
    It seems like the people of the village have
    become much more cheerful since your arrival.
[09:44] Alural
    If it would please you, maybe you could
    stay here in our village forever.
[09:49] Yukito
    Yeah, huh?
[09:50] Yukito
    I guess there's nothing like
    a demon lord in this world.
[09:55] Yukito
    Compared to before, how life is now...
[09:59] Yukito
    I suppose I can thank God for
    sending me to this world.
[10:03] Alural
    God?
[10:07] Alural
    What is that?
[10:17] Yukito
    Surprisingly, this world is
    not only devoid of magic,
[10:20] Yukito
    it also seems to lack the concept of gods,
    religion, or any sort of spirituality.
[10:26] Yukito
    Perhaps if I'd died back when
    that strange beast appeared...
[10:34] Yukito
    Looks like it's dead.
[10:37] Yukito
    I'll give it a burial.
[10:39] Yukito
    A burial?!
[10:40] Yukito
    How do they bury their dead in this world?
[10:44] Yukito
    If there are no gods,
[10:46] Yukito
    the most graveyard-like
    place in this village would be...
[10:51] Roy
    What are you doing out so early?
[10:54] Alural
    You weren't in your room so I got worried.
[10:57] Roy
    Oh, so you went out hunting!
[11:01] Yukito
    Y-Yeah.
[11:03] Roy
    Good job, Yukito!
[11:04] Alural
    Good job, Yukito-san!
[11:06] Yukito
    Y-Yeah, but actually...
[11:08] Roy
    By the way, Yukito...
[11:12] Roy
    You and I are friends, right?
[11:14] Yukito
    What's this all of the sudden?
[11:18] Roy
    I heard a rumor of a
    terrifying "forbidden book".
[11:20] Yukito
    A forbidden book?
[11:21] Roy
    Even speaking of it is dangerous.
[11:24] Roy
    If anyone heard of this,
[11:25] Roy
    I might even get disappeared.
[11:28] Yukito
    Could this finally be the thing that leads
    into the mystery of this alternate world?!
[11:35] Yukito
    So what is it?
[11:38] Roy
    A book about sex!
[11:41] Roy
    Sex!
[11:44] Yukito
    That's just a smut book.
[11:48] Yukito
    We finally made it.
[11:50] Roy
    Is it your first time in the
    Imperial capital, Yukito?
[11:53] Alural
    Our village is in a fairly
    remote region of the empire.
[11:57] Yukito
    So, why did you come along?
[11:59] Roy
    That thing up there is the Imperial palace.
[12:02] Roy
    From farming to how to
    deal with strange beasts,
[12:05] Roy
    everything we need to live was
    taught to us by the emperor.
[12:10] Roy
    Oh, and a word of advice.
[12:15] Roy
    Try to avoid talking to anyone from the city.
[12:19] Yukito
    Why's that?
[12:20] Roy
    Our village is, how should I
    put this, kind of despised.
[12:23] Yukito
    Despised?
[12:25] Roy
    Oh, hey! That's the shop right there!
[12:30] Clerk
    Welcome.
[12:34] Roy
    This... This is it!
[12:38] Yukito
    An alternate world smut book.
[12:40] Yukito
    I wonder what's inside.
[12:45] Roy
    I can't believe they sell
    something this ultra-dirty!
[12:48] Roy
    This store... it's dangerous!
[12:50] Alural
    This is even more advanced
    than the book I have!
[12:53] Yukito
    This seems more artsy than dirty,
[12:56] Yukito
    like something you'd find
    displayed in a museum.
[12:59] Roy
    Displayed?!
[13:00] Roy
    What kind of sexually advanced
    country are you from?!
[13:02] Alural
    In this country, that is super forbidden!
[13:06] Yukito
    Huh?
[13:12] Yukito
    What's that?
[13:18] Guard
    Begin.
[13:30] Guard
    Today's end of life has
    concluded without issue.
[13:33] Yukito
    What is this?
[13:35] Alural
    Let's go.
[13:38] Yukito
    Hey! What was that?
[13:41] Alural
    Our country has what is
    called an end of life system.
[13:46] Alural
    When the country orders it,
[13:48] Alural
    you are to end your own life.
[13:50] Yukito
    Hang on! What's that about?!
[13:53] Yukito
    This country? Does that mean you, too?
[13:55] Roy
    No, we're kind of special.
[13:58] Roy
    We're treated a bit differently.
[14:01] Roy
    Don't worry about it.
[14:03] Roy
    Let's go.
[14:13] Per1
    They dare to come to the capital.
[14:15] Per2
    Filthy defects.
[14:17] Per3
    They should just dispose of those
    people from the "isolation camp".
[14:29] Alural
    G-Good evening.
[14:33] Yukito
    What are you doing?
[14:35] Alural
    Sneaking into your bed.
[14:36] Yukito
    What?
[14:39] Alural
    In the book I bought today,
[14:40] Alural
    there were methods
    for giving men more energy!
[14:43] Alural
    I came fully prepared!
[14:44] Yukito
    I feel like you got that kind of wrong...
[14:46] Alural
    I will do my best!
[14:50] Yukito
    Wait, listen!
[14:52] Alural
    Please just take your clothes off!
[14:54] Alural
    Yeah, take it off!
[14:55] Yukito
    Stop! That's...!
[14:56] Yukito
    Oh, kind of good... Wait, no!
[14:58] Yukito
    Calm down!
[15:00] Alural
    I am so sorry!
[15:01] Alural
    Forbidden books really are terrifying.
[15:04] Yukito
    Have you regained your senses?
[15:07] Alural
    I guess I was sent to this
    village because I am like this.
[15:11] Yukito
    Is something going on with this village?
[15:14] Yukito
    In the afternoon, Roy said something
    about people despising you.
[15:16] Alural
    This village is an "isolation camp".
[15:18] Alural
    This is where outcasts are sent.
[15:21] Yukito
    Isolation camp?
[15:25] Alural
    This brand marks us as residents
    of the isolation camp.
[15:29] Alural
    Anyone who fears the end of life
[15:31] Alural
    or doesn't align with the
    country's ways is banished here.
[15:36] Alural
    But you don't look at us with disgust.
[15:39] Alural
    You laugh with us, you eat with us,
[15:41] Alural
    and you teach us all sorts of things,
[15:43] Alural
    and let us touch you in
    all sorts of places...
[15:45] Yukito
    Huh?
[15:46] Alural
    No one from outside who's
    come here has been like that.
[15:50] Alural
    So it made me happy.
[15:52] Yukito
    I guess I was also disliked.
[15:55] Yukito
    You and the other people of this
    village are the first friends I've made.
[16:01] Yukito
    I don't care if you're considered outcasts.
[16:05] Alural
    Yukito-san...
[16:06] Yukito
    Yes?
[16:08] Alural
    That stone is pretty.
[16:11] Yukito
    Yeah.
[16:12] Yukito
    This magatama is the only thing that I
    was able to bring with me to this world.
[16:16] Yukito
    My dad said it was a protective
    charm from the sect or something.
[16:20] Yukito
    You want it?
[16:21] Alural
    Oh, no.
[16:27] Yukito
    Take it.
[16:28] Yukito
    Sorry it's just a cheap trinket.
[16:31] Alural
    Thank you so much!
[16:35] Yukito
    It's late. You should go to bed.
[16:37] Alural
    Okay!
[16:50] Alural
    I'm glad to have met you.
[17:00] Roy
    You're really okay with that?!
[17:03] Siluril
    There's nothing we can do.
[17:05] Siluril
    It's already been decided.
[17:08] Siluril
    If nothing else, I wish she
    could have been spared.
[17:14] Roy
    I refuse to accept this!
    I'm going to fight it!
[17:23] Yukito
    Huh?
[17:24] Yukito
    Are we closed today?
[17:29] Yukito
    Roy?
[17:30] Yukito
    Hey! What happened?
[17:32] Roy
    They took them.
[17:34] Roy
    Damn it!
[17:36] Roy
    Yukito...
[17:37] Roy
    This village is basically a dump for people
    the country has designated as "deviants".
[17:43] Roy
    We're not instructed to end our lives,
[17:45] Roy
    our lives are forcibly taken!
[17:49] Roy
    For Al and Sil, that day was today.
[17:54] Yukito
    Roy! Why didn't you tell me
    something so important sooner?
[17:58] Roy
    I'm sorry, Yukito.
[18:00] Roy
    Knowing how Al feels,
    I couldn't say anything.
[18:10] Roy
    Hey, where are you going?
[18:14] Clen
    Get on!
[18:15] Clen
    If we rush, we might still make it.
[18:17] Yukito
    Thanks, Clen.
[18:31] Alural
    Oneechan...
[18:34] Guard
    We're short on time,
[18:35] Guard
    finish that one with a sword.
[18:39] Guard2
    As a subject of this country,
[18:41] Guard2
    you should reverently accept your end.
[18:46] Clen
    Go, Yukito!
[18:58] Alural
    Yukito-san?!
[18:59] Guard
    Who the hell are you?
[19:01] Yukito
    A friend of the deviants you loathe so much.
[19:07] Yukito
    Why the hell do they have to die?!
[19:13] Bertrand
    Because they're deviants
    who fear the end of life.
[19:17] Yukito
    And what is so deviant about fearing death?
[19:20] Bertrand
    The phenomenon of one's life coming
    to an end is nothing to fear.
[19:24] Guy
    I knew those deviants from the
    isolation camp were no good.
[19:26] Guy
    Are they even citizens of the empire?
[19:27] Guy
    End of life is obviously our duty.
[19:29] Yukito
    I was wrong.
[19:30] Yukito
    These people's psychological
    structure is exactly like...
[19:35] Bertrand
    The existence of the isolation camp
    is a sign of our emperor's mercy.
[19:44] Alural
    Yukito-san!
[19:57] Yukito
    Why?
[20:02] Yukito
    Why...?
[20:04] Soichiro
    Mitama-sama will surely save you.
[20:09] Yukito
    Neither I nor my shitty dad
    deserve to be saved.
[20:14] Yukito
    It should be virtuous people, who've lead honest lives,
[20:17] Yukito
    and are kind to others—people like them.
[20:21] Yukito
    So, save them.
[20:23] Yukito
    Show me that you can save them.
[20:25] Yukito
    Purify yourself, cleanse yourself,
[20:29] Yukito
    Believe only in our one God,
[20:31] Yukito
    then your wishes shall be granted...
[20:35] Yukito
    Be blessed by the supreme sacred treasure...
[21:09] Guard
    Bertrand-sama, what on earth is this?!
[21:11] Mitama
    Yukito! You finally called on me!
[21:13] Mitama
    I guess you really can't
    make it without me, huh?!
[21:18] Mitama
    Who did this to you while I wasn't here?
[21:22] Bertrand
    That power you just used...
[21:26] Mitama
    Cleanse.
[21:30] Betrand
    What is this? What is happening?
[21:32] Mitama
    Plunge into terror darker than death!
[21:39] Mitama
    Yukito, I'll fix you right up.
[21:42] Mitama
    Eww, your insides are sticking out.
[21:46] Alural
    What? I'm alive?
[21:49] Alural
    Yukito-san?
[21:49] Mitama
    Yay, he's fixed.
[21:51] Mitama
    My cute Yukito!
SIGN    My?
[21:55] Yukito
    Huh? What?
[21:56] Yukito
    Who are you?
[21:58] Mitama
    How can you not know who I am?
[22:00] Mitama
    I was by your side more than
    anybody else in the world!
[22:04] Mitama
    I'm Mitama.
[22:06] Mitama
    Your God!
SIGN    Episode 2: We know we are not worthy O great Lord Mitama Beautiful is-
[23:40] ???
    "We know we are not worthy
    O great Lord Mitama
[23:43] ???
    Beautiful is"—