E2 - We know we are not worthy O great Lord Mitama Beautiful is—

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[00:00] Mitama
    I'm Mitama.
[00:01] Mitama
    Your God!
[00:06] Yukito
    Huh?
[00:13] Alural
    What just happened?
[00:15] Guy
    Huh? This is...
[00:17] Alural
    Oneechan!
[00:18] Siluril
    Al!
[00:19] Mitama
    I wasn't really planning on
    reviving anyone but Yukito.
[00:22] Mitama
    Guess I'm just overflowing with power.
[00:26] Yukito
    She brought the dead back to life?
[00:28] Yukito
    Is she really... a god?
[00:34] Yukito
    What is up with them?
[00:36] Yukito
    They just left, as if
    nothing had even happened.
[00:39] All
    What?!
[00:41] Yukito
    Yo!
[00:46] Roy
    You're alive!
[00:52] Ricky
    Really?
[00:54] Ricky
    But the end of life...
[00:56] Siluril
    We thought we were goners.
[00:59] Siluril
    But it looks like we're still alive!
[01:03] Ricky
    This calls for a celebratory drink!
SIGN    KamiKatsu: Working for
    God in a Godless World
SIGN    Episode 2:
    We know we are not worthy
    
    O great Lord Mitama
    
    Beautiful is—
[02:37] ???
    "We know we are not worthy
[02:38] ???
    O great Lord Mitama
[02:40] ???
    Beautiful is—"
[02:42] Ricky
    Cheers!
[02:43] All
    Cheers!
[02:51] Yukito
    We somehow lived through that...
[02:54] Yukito
    But now I've pissed off
    that huge Imperial capital!
[02:58] Yukito
    What should I do?
[02:59] Yukito
    How do I protect this village?
[03:02] Yukito
    We're a shoddy village
    far away from everything.
[03:04] Yukito
    We don't stand a chance, neither from
    a military nor an economic standpoint.
[03:07] Yukito
    If there's one thing that we
    could maybe count on, it's...
[03:11] Roy
    What'cha lookin' all depressed for?
[03:19] Mitama
    Let me go!
[03:20] Mitama
    I want to get to Yukito as soon as possible!
[03:22] Alural
    Put some clothes on first!
SIGN    Mitama is running away from Alural
[03:26] Siluril
    What are you doing?
SIGN    Alural caught Mitama!
[03:37] Alural
    First things first!
[03:39] Alural
    What is your relationship
    with Yukito-san, anyway?
[03:43] Alural
    Since...
[03:45] Alural
    you were hugging him naked and all...
[03:49] Mitama
    I am... Yukito's...
[03:52] Mitama
    God.
[03:53] Alural
    Again, what does that word mean?
[03:55] Alural
    What is a God for Yukito-san?
[04:01] Mitama
    It's for life.
[04:02] Mitama
    We're together until death.
[04:04] Mitama
    That's what it means.
[04:06] Alural
    What?
[04:10] Alural
    You... you mean you promised
    to be with each other?
[04:13] Alural
    So, what? He's not only married,
[04:17] Alural
    but he's also into little girls?
[04:20] Alural
    Wait, he likes little girls...
SIGN    Mumble mumble
     So, what? Not only is he married,
     but he's also into little girls?
     Wait, he likes little girls...
     Likes little girls?
     In what way?!
     Mumble mumble
[04:21] Alural
    Likes little girls?
[04:22] Alural
    In what way?!
[04:23] Alural
    Oh, like,
[04:23] Siluril
    And you're done.
[04:24] Alural
    he likes little girls and wants to be
    there and protect them for all his life!?
[04:26] Alural
    Is there someone in this village who
    could turn me into a little girl?
[04:27] Siluril
    She's in love with Yukito, you see.
[04:30] Alural
    Oneechan!
[04:32] Mitama
    I see.
[04:34] Alural
    But listen,
[04:35] Alural
    Yukito-san likes little girls,
[04:37] Alural
    so I'm way too—
[04:37] Mitama
    It looks like...
[04:38] Alural
    Huh?
[04:39] Mitama
    ...people like Yukito here.
[04:42] Mitama
    I'm glad.
[04:43] Alural
    Huh?
[04:47] Mitama
    It makes me happy that people like Yukito.
[04:51] Mitama
    So please continue to be
    friends with that child.
[04:56] Alural
    Of course!
[04:57] Siluril
    Um, is she his mother?
[05:01] Yukito
    Hey, Clen.
[05:02] Yukito
    There're too many things I just don't know.
[05:05] Yukito
    Could you teach me more about this country?
[05:07] Yukito
    What exactly is this 'end of life'?
[05:09] Yukito
    Why on earth would there be a
    compulsory end to a person's life?
[05:13] Clen
    The end of life system was established hundreds
    of years ago by the emperor and the assembly.
[05:18] Yukito
    Hundreds of years ago?
[05:21] Mitama
    Yu-ki-to!
[05:24] Alural
    Mitama-chan.
[05:25] Alural
    It's dangerous to jump onto him like that.
[05:27] Mitama
    Yukito!
[05:27] Clen
    Yukito, who is that child?!
[05:28] Mitama
    Yukito, Yukito!
[05:30] Yukito
    Um, she came from the same country as I did.
[05:34] Yukito
    We've known each other for a long time.
[05:44] Roy
    Beautiful!
[05:45] Roy
    Please be my bride.
[05:48] Mitama
    Let go of me.
[05:48] Mitama
    Don't touch me, you filth.
[05:51] Yukito
    Roy!?
[05:54] Roy
    I got shot down so hard...
[05:57] Roy
    Something...
[06:01] Roy
    So-so-soso-sososososo
[06:05] Roy
    Something's about to be awakened in me!
[06:11] Siluril
    I...
[06:12] Siluril
    never thought he was this
    disgustingly creepy until today.
[06:28] Yukito
    Mitama-sama?
[06:29] Mitama
    Yes?
[06:30] Yukito
    So, what kind of miracles are
    your godly powers capable of?
[06:36] Mitama
    I can do absolutely anything.
[06:38] Mitama
    That's how great of a god I am.
[06:41] Yukito
    Could you win against an
    entire country's army?
[06:45] Mitama
    I'd just wash them away
    in a big gush of water,
[06:47] Mitama
    like whoosh!
[06:48] Yukito
    I knew it.
[06:50] Yukito
    The sect I was in was a monotheistic sect.
[06:53] Yukito
    Monotheistic deities
    are usually omnipotent.
[06:57] Yukito
    I was thinking that being reborn into an
    alternate world without a cheat code was weird,
[07:00] Yukito
    but it's finally here,
[07:01] Yukito
    the ultimate legendary cheat
    code called "omnipotent god"!
[07:04] Mitama
    Yes, so why I don't show
    you that whoosh right now?
[07:08] Mitama
    Hehe!
[07:10] Yukito
    Huh?
[07:10] Yukito
    Wait!
[07:11] Yukito
    Don't do it now!
[07:23] Siluril
    What are you doing?
[07:25] Siluril
    I'm going to kill you, Roy.
[07:27] Siluril
    Clean this up right now!
[07:28] Roy
    Will do.
[07:31] Yukito
    Uh, that wasn't it, was it?
SIGN    Followers
[07:35] Mitama
    This can't be...
[07:39] Mitama
    I don't believe it.
[07:39] Mitama
    How can I have so few followers?
SIGN    God
[07:42] Mitama
    The more followers a god has,
[07:44] Mitama
    the more powerful they become.
[07:47] Mitama
    But you can't do anything if
    you've got zero followers.
[07:51] Yukito
    We're in an alternate world!
[07:52] Yukito
    Why did you think you'd
    have any followers here?!
[07:55] Mitama
    Why are you talking like that suddenly?
[07:56] Mitama
    Besides, how come it's zero? What about you?
[07:59] Mitama
    I can't believe this!
[08:00] Mitama
    I used the last of my
    powers to save your life!
[08:02] Guy
    This is bad!
[08:03] Guy
    The people from the Imperial capital
[08:05] Guy
    have started to investigate that incident!
[08:07] Guy1
    Doesn't that mean that soldiers
    are going to show up here, too?
[08:09] Guy2
    That would be bad.
[08:10] Guy2
    Maybe we shouldn't be drinking.
[08:12] Roy
    No worries!
[08:13] Roy
    Yukito will sort it out again somehow!
[08:15] Roy
    Right?
[08:16] Yukito
    Yeah, of course.
[08:19] Roy
    Told you so!
[08:19] Guy1
    I knew he'd come through.
[08:22] Roy
    We got this, no problem!
[08:22] Guy2
    The Imperial Army can bring it on!
[08:26] Roy
    This'll be a piece of cake! Woo!
[08:31] Yukito
    This is bad.
[08:33] Yukito
    This is really bad.
[08:37] Yukito
    Now what do I do?!
[08:39] Yukito
    At this rate...
[08:43] Mitama
    It's mean to just leave me there.
[08:51] Mitama
    How dare you do that to a god...?
[08:53] Yukito
    I'm sorry.
[08:54] Yukito
    It was a reflex... No, screw that!
[08:55] Yukito
    Stop following me everywhere!
[08:57] Mitama
    But you were acting weird.
[08:59] Mitama
    What's wrong?
[09:01] Yukito
    There's nothing I can do.
[09:04] Yukito
    Because of me,
[09:05] Yukito
    this village might be attacked and destroyed.
[09:09] Mitama
    Really?
[09:11] Mitama
    Then the two of us should run away right now!
[09:14] Yukito
    I'm not going to do that!
[09:18] Yukito
    I can't just do nothing and run away again.
[09:22] Yukito
    That's...
[09:26] Mitama
    What's so wrong about running away?
[09:28] Mitama
    I've watched you from the beginning.
[09:30] Mitama
    You always gave your best,
[09:32] Mitama
    always kept enduring...
[09:34] Mitama
    So you're just going to do that again?
[09:37] Yukito
    No.
[09:38] Yukito
    I just let things happen to me.
[09:41] Yukito
    By the sect... by my dad...
[09:43] Yukito
    I kept running away from
    putting up resistance.
[09:47] Yukito
    And we saw how that turned out for me.
[09:50] Yukito
    Damn it!
[09:53] Yukito
    Mitama.
[09:54] Yukito
    If you get some followers,
[09:57] Yukito
    you'll be able to use your godly powers, right?
[10:00] Mitama
    I mean, yeah.
[10:03] Yukito
    Then I will make you a god.
[10:06] Mitama
    Huh?
[10:06] Yukito
    I am going to create "religion"
    and "God" in this world.
[10:12] Yukito
    I won't just stand by and do nothing
    like in the previous world.
[10:21] Mitama
    You'll do anything I say, right?
[10:26] Roy
    Of... of course!
[10:28] Roy
    I am your "follower"!
[10:33] Roy
    I will lick anywhere you ask, with pleasure!
[10:37] Mitama
    Good boy.
[10:39] Mitama
    Such a wonderful servant deserves a reward.
[11:00] Yukito
    Roy, are you listening?
[11:08] Roy
    Yeah. I'll become a follower.
[11:11] Yukito
    Good.
SIGN    Followers
[11:13] Mitama
    Yay, we got one!
[11:15] Mitama
    Wait, how come you're not a follower?!
[11:18] Mitama
    Hey, Yukito! You listening?!
[11:20] Mitama
    Hey, Yukito!
[11:21] Mitama
    Why?! Why?!
[11:22] Yukito
    Because you're like this!
[11:23] Yukito
    Stop, get off!
[11:23] Mitama
    Yukito!
[11:28] Alural
    What's up, Chilchil?
[11:31] Alural
    There, there.
[11:33] Yukito
    So starting today,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 254 0 l 254 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Religious Organization "Salvation Through Mitama"
    Ultimate Operating Leader and Ultimate Administrator of Will Interpretation
    Urabe Yukito
[11:35] Yukito
    we are going to spread a religion
    that worships Mitama as its god.
[11:38] Yukito
    If possible, I'd like to get us 10,000
    followers before the army comes and attacks.
[11:42] Mitama
    With that many followers,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 254 0 l 254 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Only God of the Religious Organization "Salvation Through Mitama"
    The Great Mitama, Exalted Goddess of the Eternal Land
    (Shortened: Mitama)
[11:44] Mitama
    I could reduce cities to ashes
    or even split oceans in two.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 254 0 l 254 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Religious Organization "Salvation Through Mitama"
    Chairman of Wide-Range Proselytization and Evangelism Department
    Roy
[11:47] Roy
    I want to spread Mitama-sama's
    cuteness and her toe holy water!
[11:50] Yukito
    Performing actual miracles is the most
    effective way to amass followers...
[11:56] Yukito
    But right now, she's a
    shell of her former glory.
[12:00] Yukito
    We'll start off with a speech.
[12:02] Yukito
    My shitty dad taught me how to
    write speeches that excite followers,
[12:07] Yukito
    so I'll put together a draft, and...
[12:09] Mitama
    That won't be necessary.
[12:11] Mitama
    Even without the power to perform miracles,
[12:13] Mitama
    I've got godly wisdom that I gained by
    having lived over ten billion years.
[12:17] Mitama
    I'll use it to impress the extent
    of my powers upon the humans.
[12:20] Mitama
    Then they'll have no choice
    but to kneel before me!
[12:23] Mitama
    Pray to me!
[12:25] Mitama
    I've been alive ever since
    the universe was created,
[12:28] Mitama
    so pray to me!
[12:30] Mitama
    I know absolutely everything!
[12:31] Mitama
    If you want to know what I know,
[12:34] Mitama
    pray to me!
[12:36] Mitama
    Take Yukito over here!
[12:38] Mitama
    I know that the very first
    word he uttered wasn't "Mom",
[12:41] Mitama
    but "Mitama-sama".
[12:43] (Flashback) Young Yukito
    Goo-goo ga-ga!
[12:45] Mitama
    Or that he used to call broccoli "buccoroli".
[12:49] (Flashback) Young Yukito
    Buccoroli.
[12:50] Mitama
    Or that the birthmark on his right
    butt cheek isn't a birthmark,
[12:54] Mitama
    but a piece of embedded pencil lead!
[12:59] Alural
    You were so cute.
[13:01] Mitama
    Let's see, what else do I know about Yukito?
[13:05] Yukito
    Enough speeches.
[13:07] Yukito
    I was wrong. Gods really
    have to perform miracles.
[13:11] Mitama
    B-But I don't have my powers yet.
[13:15] Yukito
    I know that.
[13:16] Yukito
    I'm not counting on you anymore.
[13:18] Yukito
    I'll have to do this all myself.
[13:20] Roy
    Mitama-sama has done no wrong!
    I think this dopey act is adorable.
[13:23] Mitama
    Dopey?!
[13:28] Alural
    U-Um, so what are you doing?
[13:37] Yukito
    This Mitama-sama is a "god"!
[13:41] Yukito
    A god can perform a number of miracles.
[13:44] Yukito
    Reviving the dead,
[13:45] Yukito
    scattering countless armies,
[13:47] Yukito
    knowing all about past, present, and future.
[13:50] Yukito
    A being that transcends
    all human imagination.
[13:53] Alural
    Oh...
[13:54] Yukito
    But merely being told so
    is not very convincing.
[13:56] Yukito
    That's why we shall show you
    one of Mitama-sama's miracles.
[14:01] Yukito
    Ahh!
[14:02] Yukito
    Alural!
[14:02] Alural
    Eeeek!
[14:04] Yukito
    You currently have some relationship
    troubles, do you not?
[14:10] Alural
    Yes... That's true.
[14:14] Alural
    How do you know that?
[14:16] Alural
    Is it possible that he's noticed how I feel?
[14:20] Yukito
    Mitama-sama used her godly
    powers to peek into your heart,
[14:25] Yukito
    and then she told me.
[14:29] Alural
    Mitama-chan did this?
[14:30] Yukito
    Yeah, right.
[14:34] Yukito
    This is basically just the Barnum effect.
[14:36] Yukito
    When a quack fortune-teller says something
    vague enough to apply to anybody,
[14:40] Yukito
    the one having their fortune told starts
    believing that it's all true.
[14:44] Yukito
    A very convenient psychological trick.
[14:46] Yukito
    I can use this to get people
    to start believing in Mitama...
[14:48] Mitama
    Am I not amazing?
[14:50] Mitama
    Reading your minds is totally trivial.
[14:55] Mitama
    Alural...
[14:57] Mitama
    You've been agonizing about...
[15:02] Mitama
    I know!
[15:03] Mitama
    The weight you've gained!
[15:04] Alural
    Wha?!
[15:05] Mitama
    It's because your breasts
    have gotten too big!
[15:08] Alural
    No, it's not—
[15:09] Mitama
    By the way, Yukito prefers them small.
[15:11] Mitama
    Prefers them small.
[15:12] Mitama
    Prefers them small.
[15:12] Alural
    S-Small...
[15:13] Mitama
    Prefers them small.
[15:15] Mitama
    Prefers them small.
[15:20] Alural
    Someone lend me an ax.
[15:23] Yukito
    Stop it, Alural!
[15:24] Yukito
    I prefer big ones!
[15:25] Alural
    I shall remove this useless meat right now!
[15:28] Alural
    After all, you prefer small ones!
[15:30] Yukito
    Don't take everything
    Mitama says seriously!
[15:32] Yukito
    I like big ones!
[15:34] Alural
    But since she's able to
    look into your heart,
[15:38] Alural
    she surely knows what you truly like.
[15:41] Yukito
    That's... a different story.
[15:44] Yukito
    Damn it!
[15:45] Yukito
    Our god is so stupid that I don't
    know how to gather more followers!
[15:50] Mitama
    I really don't get why these
    villagers don't get my greatness.
[15:59] Yukito
    But I can't give up just yet.
[16:02] Yukito
    A person protected by the power of
    our god cannot be harmed by a sword!
[16:06] Yukito
    Let's see you take to the skies
    with the power of our god!
[16:18] Roy
    Mitama! Hey!
[16:19] Roy
    Mitama! Hey!
[16:20] Roy
    Mitama!
[16:23] Mitama
    I'm a crap god.
[16:26] Mitama
    An impotent god.
[16:27] Yukito
    It's hopeless. Totally hopeless.
[16:29] Yukito
    Nobody is coming. Nobody's here.
[16:33] Yukito
    Creating a religion sure is hard.
SIGN    Religion
[16:36] Yukito
    My shitty dad really was something.
[16:39] Yukito
    I shouldn't have been so quick
    to write him off as a sham.
[16:44] Alural
    Oneechan, there's trouble!
[16:46] Yukito
    Don't tell me the Imperial
    army is already here?
[16:49] Alural
    It's Chilchil!
[16:51] Alural
    It looks like she ate some anti-pest poison.
[16:55] Yukito
    This is bad.
[16:57] Yukito
    We need medicine—wait, no.
    Take her to a vet first.
[17:02] Siluril
    The Imperial capital and the assembly
    won't do anything for non-human lives.
[17:08] Siluril
    We have neither the medicine
    nor the knowledge to treat her.
[17:12] Siluril
    There is nothing we can do.
[17:15] Alural
    Chilchil...
[17:19] Siluril
    I'm sorry for making such a fuss.
[17:22] Siluril
    But this little one is like family to us.
[17:39] Siluril
    Yukito...?
[17:42] Yukito
    I made Mitama help me find some herbs
    which might act as an antidote.
[17:46] Yukito
    Let's use these to make some medicine!
[17:48] Alural
    Huh?
[17:53] Yukito
    Here, drink.
[17:54] Alural
    Hang in there...
[18:00] Yukito
    Good, let's see how this goes.
[18:09] Mitama
    It's weird.
[18:11] Mitama
    I don't think the old you
    would have done this.
[18:14] Yukito
    I guess you're right.
[18:16] Yukito
    But if there's something I can do,
[18:19] Yukito
    I want to do it.
[18:23] Yukito
    Damn it!
[18:33] Alural
    No. Don't die.
[18:36] Alural
    No!
[18:38] Alural
    Chilchil!
[18:44] Yukito
    Mitama?
[19:06] Alural
    Chilchil!
[19:07] Mitama
    I think she should be fine now.
[19:13] Yukito
    Mitama?
[19:17] Mitama
    I did it because you were in trouble.
[19:22] Mitama
    This is the power of that
    single perverted follower.
[19:26] Mitama
    That's the most I can
    manage right now, though.
[19:29] Alural
    Thank you so much,
[19:30] Alural
    Yukito-san and Mitama-chan!
[19:39] Mitama
    Oh, I got more followers.
[19:41] Mitama
    And I feel like I can use
    quite a bit of power now.
[19:45] Yukito
    You get that much more power
    from just three followers?
[19:48] Mitama
    This isn't normal.
[19:51] Mitama
    These two must have some
    kind of special ability.
[19:57] Yukito
    Could it mean that the way
    someone becomes a follower
[20:00] Yukito
    affects the amount of power she can use?
[20:02] Yukito
    Alural and Siluril became followers after
    seeing Mitama's godly powers first-hand.
[20:08] Yukito
    On the other hand,
[20:09] Yukito
    Roy has a strong infatuation with
    Mitama and went the worship route.
[20:19] Mitama
    I'm no longer a crap god or an impotent god!
[20:22] Mitama
    All you fools who showed me no reverence,
[20:25] Mitama
    just you watch!
[20:26] Mitama
    To start with!
[20:28] Mitama
    I'll prove what my powers can do!
[20:32] Yukito
    Wait! You're rushing ahead
    again without thinking!
[20:35] Alural
    Um...
[20:36] Alural
    If it's all right, I have a favor to ask.
[20:40] Mitama
    Okay, here I go.
[20:42] Alural
    Sure!
[20:43] Yukito
    Are you serious?
[20:44] Yukito
    You're talking about bringing those
    guys from the empire back to life.
[20:47] Yukito
    They tried to kill us, you know?
[20:50] Yukito
    Why would you do that?
[20:53] Alural
    I don't believe they were doing
    that job because they wanted to.
[20:58] Alural
    They were only assigned those posts.
[21:00] Siluril
    I think it's fine.
[21:02] Siluril
    Maybe we'll get more drinking buddies,
[21:05] Siluril
    and Mitama-chan will protect us.
[21:07] Yukito
    We're planning on going
    against the Imperial Army,
[21:09] Yukito
    so why on earth would we
    want to create more enemies?
[21:11] Yukito
    That Bertrand guy, especially,
    was too dangerous.
[21:14] Yukito
    We might actually get killed this time.
[21:20] Mitama
    Come... back!
[21:31] Mitama
    All done.
[21:35] Bertrand (F)
    T-To think that I...
[21:39] Bertrand (F)
    would fear a mere child!
[21:44] Yukito
    Who are you?
[21:44] Bertrand (F)
    I am Bertrand, an Imperial Knight!
[21:47] Yukito
    Come again?
[21:49] Mitama
    Looks like I changed something?
[21:51] Mitama
    But it's better than before.
[21:54] Bertrand (F)
    Just kill me!
[21:57] Yukito
    Wow, you really just said that.
SIGN    Episode 3:
    We know we are not worthy
     O great Lord Mitama
     You who rule over all the hills of Takaamahara
    All our—
[23:30] Voice
    We know we are not worthy
[23:31] Voice
    O great Lord Mitama
[23:32] Voice
    You who rule over all
    the hills of Takaamahara
[23:34] Voice
    All our-