E3 - Akino-san Is Super Unfriendly

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[00:01] Minami
    I'm seriously super excited!
    We're going skiing today!
[00:05] Tsubasa
    That's Hokkaido for you. We get to
    spend a full day of class skiing.
[00:09] Minami
    Have you ever gone skiing, Tsubasa?
[00:12] Tsubasa
    Not even once. I'm really scared.
[00:15] Minami
    Aww, weally? Is wittle Tsuba-chan
    afwaid of skiing? There, there.
[00:20] Tsubasa
    Cut it out, Fuyuki-san!
[00:22] Minami
    Oh? But teasing you is so much fun, Tsubasa!
[00:26] Minami
    I've been skiing since elementary
    school so I'm awesome at it.
[00:31] Minami
    Your eyes are gonna pop out of your
    head when you see me shredding gnar!
[00:34] Tsubasa
    Shredding... nard?
SIGN    Shredding nard?
[00:37] Minami
    But I think everyone here
    is already pretty good.
[00:41] Tsubasa
    I'm not surprised people from
    Hokkaido know how to handle snow.
[00:45] Tsubasa
    But it almost never snows in Tokyo.
    Even when it does, it doesn't stick.
[00:54] Minami
    Hey, hey. Are you excited
    to go skiing, Sayuri-chan?
[01:02] Minami
    Y-Yeah, I guess it goes without saying.
[01:08] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san gets along with
    everybody. This isn't like her.
[01:13] Tsubasa
    I wonder if something happened between them.
[01:16] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san, you okay?
[01:17] Minami
    Huh? Yeah, well... listen.
[01:20] Minami
    I'm desperate to become
    friends with Sayuri-chan.
[01:24] Minami
    I'm sure we'd become awesome galfriends.
[01:27] Tsubasa
    Oh, so it's not like you're
    fighting or anything?
[01:29] Minami
    Of course we ain't! I totes like her!
[01:33] Minami
    But she gets like this
    whenever I talk to her.
[01:37] Tsubasa
    And you still want to become friends, huh?
    You sure are determined.
[01:41] Minami
    But I mean, take a good look, Tsubasa.
[01:44] Minami
    Isn't she super adorable?
    Her hair, her style, the way she moves!
[01:48] Minami
    And her face, her face, her face!
[01:50] Tsubasa
    A classic beauty!
[01:51] Minami
    But a dark-haired, prim and
    proper gyaru? Oh my god!
[01:57] Tsubasa
    Dark-haired, prim and proper... and a gyaru?
[02:00] Tsubasa
    Those things are supposed
    to be complete opposites!
[02:04] Tsubasa
    Can such a contradiction truly exist?
[02:10] Minami
    You're totally spellbound.
[02:12] Tsubasa
    Huh? No, I didn't mean to...
[02:15] Minami
    Oh? Fine, whatevs.
[02:17] Minami
    We're almost there anyway. Peace out.
[02:20] Tsubasa
    Wait! Fuyuki-san!
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Super Cute Angels ♥
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are
SIGN    Boom!
SIGN    Super Adorable
SIGN    Episode 3:
    Akino-san Is Super Unfriendly
SIGN    Episode 3:
    Akino-san Is Super Unfriendly
[04:05] teacher
    All right!
[04:06] teacher
    Split up into classes A, B,
    and C according to skill,
[04:10] teacher
    and follow the instructions
    from the teacher in your class.
[04:14] students
    Okay!
[04:15] Tsubasa
    Um, so where should I go?
[04:19] teacher
    Shiki, you don't have any
    skiing experience, right?
[04:22] Tsubasa
    Uh, right.
[04:23] teacher
    Class C is taking the lift up
    a ways and skiing back down.
[04:28] teacher
    Think you can handle that?
[04:31] Tsubasa
    I think I should go somewhere
    flat and practice walking first.
[04:34] teacher
    That figures.
[04:35] teacher
    All right, then. Go with her and we'll
    call it a special beginner class.
[04:42] teacher
    It sounds like Akino can't ski at all, either.
[04:45] teacher
    I'm also in charge of class C,
    so I can't always keep an eye on you,
[04:48] teacher
    but I'll check in every once in a while.
[04:54] teacher
    Just don't take any risks, okay?
[04:56] Tsubasa
    All right.
[05:03] Tsubasa
    This is my best chance to talk to her!
[05:05] Tsubasa
    Maybe I can smooth things over
    between her and Fuyuki-san.
[05:10] Tsubasa
    Uh, Akino-san? Do you want to go together?
[05:16] Tsubasa
    Oh, earbuds?
[05:18] Tsubasa
    If she's wearing earbuds,
    she must not want to be bothered.
[05:24] Tsubasa
    I feel bad for Fuyuki-san,
    but I'd better not push it, then.
[05:28] Tsubasa
    Also, the way she puts her hair
    behind her ears is kinda wild!
[05:34] Tsubasa
    I have no idea why I feel that way, though.
[05:52] Tsubasa
    Oh, so that's it.
[05:53] Tsubasa
    It's easier to move forward if you
    shift your weight from leg to leg.
[05:59] Tsubasa
    Akino-san!
[06:00] Tsubasa
    Are you okay? I was trying to focus
    and didn't see you. I'm sorry!
[06:07] Akino
    What even is the point of learning this?
[06:11] Minami
    Tsubasa!
[06:16] Tsubasa
    Wow!
[06:23] Minami
    Yeah? Yeah? Pretty cool, right?
[06:26] Tsubasa
    Wow! What? That was awesome!
[06:30] Minami
    What did I tell ya?
[06:32] teacher B
    Fuyuki!
[06:34] teacher B
    I told you to stay off the jumps!
[06:37] Minami
    Oh, crap. See ya!
[06:43] Tsubasa
    She's so cool.
[06:45] Akino
    So, Shiki,
[06:47] Akino
    are you going out with Fuyuki?
[06:49] Tsubasa
    Huh?!
[06:50] Tsubasa
    No, no, no! It isn't like that!
[06:52] Tsubasa
    Why?
[06:53] Akino
    You two were real friendly on the bus, too.
[06:56] Tsubasa
    Well, that was just her teasing me, you know?
[07:00] Akino
    It seemed like more than that to me.
[07:03] teacher
    I warned you at the start!
    What happens if you get injured?
[07:07] Akino
    That Fuyuki.
    She's the perfect popular girl, isn't she?
[07:07] Minami
    I know.
[07:08] teacher
    
[07:09] Minami
    
[07:10] Akino
    She's really loud, she's a party girl,
    she's outgoing, and she's a gyaru!
[07:16] Tsubasa
    What's that? I think I'm
    sensing a powerful loner aura.
[07:19] Akino
    She has everything that I don't.
[07:24] Tsubasa
    Akino-san...
[07:25] Akino
    Okay, enough chitchat.
[07:28] Akino
    Back to independent study.
[07:44] Minami
    Want me to ski down with you?
[07:46] boy
    Huh?
[07:47] Minami
    The expert course is really gnarly.
[07:50] Minami
    I'll escort you down.
[07:51] boy
    Is that okay?
[07:53] Minami
    Oh, yes! I'm the snowy mountain rescue gyaru!
[07:58] boy
    Okay.
[07:59] boy
    Yes, please.
[08:01] Minami
    All right. 'Kay, ready?
[08:03] boy
    Yeah!
[08:09] Minami
    Go, go!
[08:13] teacher A
    I'm really sorry, Akino and Shiki!
[08:16] teacher A
    I had my hands full with
    class C and couldn't come to help.
[08:21] Tsubasa
    That's all right. By the way,
    what time does lunch break start?
[08:25] teacher A
    Well, actually... most of the other
    students are already taking their break.
[08:32] Tsubasa
    He definitely forgot about us.
[08:35] teacher A
    But of course, you two can
    take your lunch break now.
[08:40] Tsubasa
    Oh.
[08:49] Tsubasa
    It would be weird to be
    alone in here with Akino-san
[08:53] Tsubasa
    so I think I'll eat my bento inside.
[09:01] Tsubasa
    Everyone else is already done with lunch.
[09:07] Tsubasa
    Oh, no! My chopsticks are still in my bag!
[09:10] Tsubasa
    Wow, stupid me! I'll jump
    in to grab them real quick.
[09:25] Minami
    You know, I wonder which ski
    class Sayuri-chan is in.
[09:35] Tsubasa
    My bad!
[09:36] Tsubasa
    Oh, crap! She was changing?!
[09:39] Tsubasa
    She probably thought it was safe
    'cause no one else was on the bus!
[09:42] Tsubasa
    Now what? Now what?! I've seen too much!
[09:45] Tsubasa
    Her skin and her underwear and her sweat?!
[09:47] Tsubasa
    I've got to calm down!
    I've got to explain myself!
[09:51] Tsubasa
    Akino-san, I'm very sorry!
[09:53] Tsubasa
    I didn't know what you were doing
    and really didn't mean to look!
[09:56] Tsubasa
    Of course I won't tell anyone!
    I promise I'll forget what I saw!
[09:59] Tsubasa
    It's just...
[10:00] Tsubasa
    I accidentally left my chopsticks in
    my bag and I came back to get them.
[10:04] Tsubasa
    If it's okay with you, I'll grab
    them and leave. Is that okay?
[10:13] Tsubasa
    Of course not.
[10:15] Tsubasa
    Sorry. I'll come back later.
[10:18] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[10:25] Akino
    I should explain. I can do it while we eat.
[10:39] Tsubasa
    She's hasn't said a word
    since we sat down to eat.
[10:43] Tsubasa
    What did she want to talk about?
[10:46] Tsubasa
    Is she going to threaten
    me to keep my mouth shut?
[10:49] Tsubasa
    I don't really know what Akino-san is
    like, but I'm kinda getting scared.
[10:59] Akino
    I'll make it quick, so listen up.
[11:01] Tsubasa
    O-Okay.
[11:06] Akino
    I sweat a lot.
[11:09] Akino
    I've always been embarrassed about
    sweating, so I always sat out of sports.
[11:13] Akino
    But then, after a while,
    I started falling behind.
[11:17] Akino
    There were a lot of things I
    didn't learn how to do right.
[11:20] Akino
    I started to lose confidence, and before
    I knew it, I was avoiding everyone.
[11:25] Akino
    Sometimes I'd think
    "this is getting really bad,"
[11:28] Akino
    so I'd put in more effort,
    like with ski practice today.
[11:31] Akino
    But then you catch me trying
    to dry off? This is the worst.
[11:35] Tsubasa
    I'm really, really sorry about that.
[11:38] Akino
    No, it's my fault for being so careless.
[11:42] Tsubasa
    But why did you decide to tell me?
[11:45] Tsubasa
    I just transferred, and you and I
    have never really talked before.
[11:48] Tsubasa
    And about something so personal?
[11:51] Akino
    That actually makes it easier.
[11:54] Akino
    You didn't know anything about me before,
    so in a way it's easier to talk to you.
[11:58] Tsubasa
    Oh. I see what you mean.
[12:01] Akino
    And look, we're kind of
    in the same situation.
[12:05] Akino
    Even our seats.
[12:06] Akino
    The girl with no friends and the lonely
    transfer student right next to each other.
[12:10] Tsubasa
    Yeah, things are kind of a mess, but this
    makes me glad that I'm a transfer student.
[12:15] Akino
    Also, you're stupidly uptight, Shiki.
[12:17] Tsubasa
    Wha—?! Am I really?
[12:20] Akino
    What I mean is, I doubt you'll spread
    this around to make fun of me.
[12:28] Tsubasa
    Did that sound come from
    inside Akino-san's bag?
[12:32] Tsubasa
    A phone notification maybe?
[12:34] Tsubasa
    It looks like it's really bothering her.
[12:39] Tsubasa
    Don't worry about me.
    You can look if you need to.
[12:41] Akino
    What? No, I...
[12:45] Akino
    Oh, well. There's no reason
    to hide it at this point.
[12:52] Akino
    Yeah, it was the update notification.
[12:56] Tsubasa
    The hair behind the ear...
[12:59] Tsubasa
    What is that? A tablet?
[13:01] Akino
    I got back into this recently.
    I play Sis-Plus SP on the Shueido Witch.
[13:06] Tsubasa
    Sis... plus?
[13:08] Akino
    Crash Sisters Plus, obviously!
SIGN    Superb Crash Sisters+
[13:11] Akino
    It's a fighting game with
    all kinds of famous characters.
[13:13] Akino
    You have to know it.
[13:14] Tsubasa
    Actually, no, I don't.
[13:16] Tsubasa
    I don't play a lot of games.
[13:19] Akino
    Huh?!
[13:20] Tsubasa
    Eek!
[13:21] Akino
    Give it a shot.
[13:22] Tsubasa
    I-I don't know what to do!
    Huh? Where? What do I push?
[13:27] Akino
    Start by moving the sticks.
[13:32] Tsubasa
    Uh, I lost.
[13:36] Akino
    You're so funny!
    You really never played it before.
[13:39] Tsubasa
    But I don't know what to do!
[13:41] Akino
    Okay, listen. Go like this with
    the stick to move the character,
[13:45] Akino
    get closer to the opponent and then attack.
[13:48] Akino
    To attack, use this button or this button.
[13:51] Akino
    Then block or jump to
    avoid the enemy's attacks.
[13:55] Akino
    Oh...
[13:57] Akino
    Sorry.
[14:02] Akino
    I know how dumb I sound
    when I go off like that.
[14:04] Tsubasa
    No way! I didn't think so at all!
[14:07] Akino
    You know, I want to get along with people
[14:10] Akino
    so I put a lot of thought into my looks,
    but this is what I'm really like.
[14:14] Akino
    People always get scared or creeped out
    before I figure out how close is too close.
[14:19] Akino
    Then I end up running and hiding in
    the one thing I'm good at. Games.
[14:24] Akino
    I'm so pathetic.
[14:26] Tsubasa
    No you aren't!
[14:27] Tsubasa
    I think it's great that
    you're trying so hard!
[14:30] Tsubasa
    I think both your personality and
    looks are really unique and great!
[14:35] Tsubasa
    I'm so glad I got to know you!
[14:38] Tsubasa
    Thanks for talking to me!
[14:44] Akino
    How can you say such embarrassing things?
[14:47] Tsubasa
    And you're even good at
    games! That's awesome!
[14:50] Tsubasa
    If you don't mind, would you
    teach me more about games?
[14:53] Tsubasa
    I want to game with you, Akino-san!
[15:03] Akino
    I-I guess I don't have a choice.
[15:06] Akino
    Okay, I can teach you,
    but you have to call me Professor.
[15:08] Tsubasa
    Yes, Professor!
[15:17] Tsubasa
    Wow! What the heck was that? Insane!
[15:21] Tsubasa
    How did you do that, Professor?
[15:23] Akino
    The moves themselves aren't really that hard.
[15:26] Akino
    I'm sure you'll figure it
    out if you just try, Shiki.
[15:29] Tsubasa
    If I just try?
[15:32] Tsubasa
    All right!
[15:45] Tsubasa
    I beat him! I cleared the level, Professor!
[15:48] Akino
    Yeah, the weakest CPU in the game.
[15:51] Akino
    But you haven't cleared anything yet.
[15:52] Tsubasa
    Huh? But it feels like a huge achievement!
[15:55] Tsubasa
    Oh, what?! Akino-san, I just
    noticed the time! We gotta go!
[15:59] Akino
    Huh? Really? Wait for me!
[16:03] Akino
    The teacher told us to take it easy.
[16:07] Akino
    I guess we can just relax and kill time.
[16:11] Tsubasa
    Akino-san,
[16:13] Tsubasa
    will you try skiing down with me?
[16:15] Akino
    Huh?
[16:16] Tsubasa
    It's just like the game.
[16:18] Tsubasa
    We'll figure it out! We just gotta try.
[16:24] teacher B
    Okay! Class A can spend the
    rest of the time skiing freely.
[16:28] students
    Okay!
[16:28] students
    Yay!
[16:31] Minami
    Well then, where should I go skiing meow?
[16:35] Minami
    Huh? Are those two... No way.
[16:39] Minami
    Tsubasa and Sayuri-chan?
[16:42] Tsubasa
    Wow! We're so high up, Akino-san!
[16:44] Akino
    My legs are dangling over the edge!
    Is this actually safe?!
[16:51] Tsubasa
    Wow. The ski resort looks
    huge from this high up.
[16:56] Akino
    Hey, Shiki.
[16:59] Akino
    Why do you want to ski, Shiki?
[17:01] Akino
    The teacher said we
    shouldn't force ourselves.
[17:10] Tsubasa
    I've been challenging myself to try
    a bunch of new things in Hokkaido.
[17:14] Akino
    Challenge yourself?
[17:16] Tsubasa
    Yeah, but the one we're going to
    now is still the easiest course.
[17:20] Tsubasa
    Before we went on lunch,
    I asked the teacher for pointers.
[17:26] Akino
    You're really something, Shiki.
[17:29] Akino
    I could never be like that.
[17:30] Tsubasa
    Actually, Fuyuki-san is the
    one who made me decide that.
[17:36] Akino
    Fuyuki?
[17:37] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san is the first friend
    I made since I moved here.
[17:41] Tsubasa
    She takes me to eat all sorts of
    things and shows me new places.
[17:46] Tsubasa
    Oh, wasn't her skiing today crazy?
[17:50] Akino
    Shiki, I can tell you're totally into Fuyuki.
[17:53] Tsubasa
    Huh? No, no! It isn't like...
[17:57] Tsubasa
    Sh-She's just a normal friend!
[18:00] Akino
    If you're gonna try that hard
    to deny it, I must be right.
[18:04] Akino
    But I guess Fuyuki is pretty okay then.
[18:07] Akino
    I know everyone idolizes her.
[18:10] Akino
    She even talks to me sometimes.
[18:13] Akino
    But the way I am, I start getting suspicious,
    thinking, "why would she be doing this?"
[18:19] Akino
    So I don't know the right way to respond.
[18:23] Tsubasa
    But Fuyuki-san is—
[18:25] Akino
    We're here. Let's get off.
[18:40] Tsubasa
    Akino-san, I have a favor to ask.
[18:43] Tsubasa
    If I can make it all the way
    down without falling even once,
[18:46] Tsubasa
    I want you to actually respond to Fuyuki-san.
[18:50] Akino
    It's not like I was trying to ignore her.
[18:52] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san truly does want
    to be your friend, Akino-san.
[18:57] Tsubasa
    She isn't doing it for any other reason.
[19:01] Akino
    You sure like to stick
    your neck out for others.
[19:04] Tsubasa
    It isn't only for Fuyuki-san.
[19:07] Tsubasa
    I want to become better friends
    with you, too, Akino-san.
[19:13] Akino
    F-Fine with me, but on one condition.
[19:17] Akino
    Don't you dare leave me behind.
[19:21] Tsubasa
    Of course I won't! Let's go together.
[19:37] Tsubasa
    The teacher said that to ski slowly,
    keep your center of gravity forward,
[19:42] Tsubasa
    point your ski tips together like a wedge,
    and make big, sweeping turns as you go.
[19:49] Akino
    I'm actually doing it!
[19:57] Tsubasa
    Just a little further. Gotta stay focused.
[20:01] Tsubasa
    Make a wedge to slow down...
[20:04] Tsubasa
    Oh... ugh!
[20:08] Tsubasa
    I-I stopped! I can ski!
[20:12] Akino
    Shiki!
[20:14] Akino
    How do I stop?!
[20:17] Tsubasa
    Oh, crap! I forgot to teach her how to stop!
[20:23] Tsubasa
    Akino-san! Make a wedge with your skis!
[20:26] Tsubasa
    I don't think she heard me!
[20:29] Tsubasa
    I'm going to have to catch her myself!
[20:32] Minami
    Sayuri-chan!
[20:34] Minami
    If you pull your skis together and
    fall on your butt to one side,
[20:37] Minami
    you can stop safely and
    it won't hurt all that much!
[20:42] Minami
    Don't worry! The mountain
    rescue gyaru is here for you!
[20:47] Minami
    I'll show you what I mean so just copy me!
[20:58] Minami
    Are you okay, Sayuri-chan?
[21:00] Akino
    I'm fine. It didn't hurt at all.
[21:05] Tsubasa
    Akino-san! Fuyuki-san!
[21:11] Tsubasa
    Are you guys okay?
[21:13] Minami
    Yeah, we're fine.
[21:15] Tsubasa
    Oh, good! What a relief!
[21:18] teacher A
    Hey! Akino, Shiki!
[21:21] Tsubasa
    It's the teacher.
[21:22] teacher A
    Who gave you permission to ski alone?!
[21:25] Tsubasa
    I'll go talk to him.
[21:26] Akino
    I'll go, too.
[21:28] Tsubasa
    No. I made you come with me.
[21:31] Tsubasa
    And you almost got injured. I'm really sorry!
[21:34] Tsubasa
    I'll accept responsibility
    and take the blame.
[21:37] Tsubasa
    Sensei! I'm terribly sorry!
[21:40] Minami
    He's apologizing so hard! Hilarious!
[21:49] Akino
    Thanks for helping me.
[21:51] Akino
    And... sorry for being
    so cold to you until now,
[21:57] Akino
    Fuyuki.
[22:01] Minami
    Sure!
[22:08] girl friend
    Is something wrong?
[22:10] Minami
    No...
[22:11] Minami
    I made friends with Sayuri-chan and had
    fun skiing so it was an amay-and-zing day.
[22:17] Minami
    It's just, these two behind
    me are getting way too cozy.
[22:21] Minami
    Aww, come on! Why aren't you
    guys hanging out with me more?!