E1 - Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:13] Tsubasa
    Wow! Look at the snow!
SIGN    Dad
SIGN    Sorry I can't pick you up.
    I'll be done with work soon.
    Can you go ahead to the house?
[00:22] Tsubasa
    All right, Dad.
[00:27] Tsubasa
    I guess I got in a little early.
[00:30] Tsubasa
    So what now?
[00:36] Tsubasa
    Um...
[00:43] Driver
    You sure you're good here?
[00:45] Tsubasa
    Yes. It should be close.
[00:59] Tsubasa
    Wow, it's so spacious.
[01:02] Tsubasa
    There's no one here and there
    aren't any cars. It's so quiet.
[01:06] Tsubasa
    It's nothing like Tokyo.
[01:09] Tsubasa
    And this fresh air...
[01:12] Tsubasa
    is freezing! It's freezing my lungs!
[01:15] Tsubasa
    And I'm just realizing how cold it is!
[01:18] Tsubasa
    How can it be this cold?
[01:20] Tsubasa
    Winter in Hokkaido is insane!
[01:27] Tsubasa
    Th-This sucks!
[01:35] Tsubasa
    Maybe it was a mistake to move to
    Hokkaido at this time of year, Dad.
[01:47] Tsubasa
    Okay, this is bad.
    My battery's gonna die on me.
[02:06] Tsubasa
    A gyaru? A Hokkaido gyaru?
SIGN    Episode 1:
    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Episode 1:
    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
[02:14] Tsubasa
    A... a gyaru?
[02:16] Tsubasa
    Bare-legged when it's this cold?
[02:19] Tsubasa
    She doesn't even have a heavy jacket on.
[02:23] Tsubasa
    And here I'm fully armored and
    I'm still freezing to death.
[02:29] Minami
    Hmm?
[02:29] Tsubasa
    Uh...
[02:30] Minami
    What?
[02:31] Tsubasa
    Huh? Uh, yeah...
[02:33] Minami
    Hmm?
[02:35] Tsubasa
    Oh, right! Um, I'm trying to go somewhere.
    Can you tell me the way?
[02:48] Tsubasa
    Wow. Her nose is rosy and looks kind of cute.
[02:54] Minami
    It's waaay that way.
[02:55] Tsubasa
    Huh? Is it really? Thank you very much.
[03:02] Tsubasa
    Phew. That was close.
[03:05] Tsubasa
    She nearly had me mesmerized.
[03:07] Minami
    Hey! Hold on!
[03:09] Tsubasa
    Huh? Yes?
[03:10] Minami
    You planning to walk?
[03:12] Tsubasa
    Huh? Well, yes.
[03:14] Minami
    It'll take like three hours.
[03:16] Minami
    And it's snowing.
[03:17] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[03:18] Tsubasa
    But isn't this the city? Is it really
    that far to the next town over?
[03:23] Minami
    Yeah. I mean, Kitami is way huge.
SIGN    City of Kitami
SIGN    Of all cities in the prefecture,
    the City of Kitami
    is #1 in land area!!
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Way Huge Tho
[03:31] Tsubasa
    I totally picked the wrong
    place to get out of the taxi!
[03:35] Tsubasa
    I thought it would be a
    casual walk to the next town!
[03:37] Tsubasa
    What the hell was I thinking?
[03:40] Tsubasa
    Oh, right! I just need to get another taxi!
[03:44] Minami
    Taxis don't come through here.
[03:52] Tsubasa
    If I call one, will it come soon?
[03:55] Minami
    If you're lucky, maybe 30 minutes.
[03:59] Tsubasa
    I... I'm totally screwed.
[04:01] Minami
    Or, like,
[04:04] Minami
    wanna wait with me? For the bus?
SIGN    Bus Stop
SIGN    ...no Apartments
[04:08] Tsubasa
    The bus?
[04:08] Minami
    Yeah. It'll take you to that town
[04:11] Minami
    and it's coming in five minutes.
[04:13] Tsubasa
    Will it really? I'll wait, I'll wait!
[04:16] Tsubasa
    Wow, what a relief. Without your help,
    I really might have died out here.
[04:21] Tsubasa
    Thank you so much!
[04:23] Minami
    It's no biggie.
[04:26] Minami
    So, where are you from? Not Hokkaido, right?
[04:30] Tsubasa
    Right. I moved here from Tokyo today.
[04:33] Minami
    T-Tokyo?
[04:35] Tsubasa
    Um... uh-huh.
[04:37] Tsubasa
    What's wrong with her all of a sudden?
[04:38] Minami
    Huh... huh. But why move from
    Tokyo way out to the sticks here?
[04:44] Tsubasa
    For family reasons.
[04:45] Minami
    Oh, okay.
[04:47] Minami
    But compared to Tokyo, isn't this,
    like, totally mid? Kitami, I mean.
[04:51] Tsubasa
    Uh... yeah?
[04:54] Tsubasa
    What a weird accent.
[04:57] Minami
    I bet you think we're
    all super lame out here.
[05:01] Tsubasa
    No, I don't think that.
[05:04] Tsubasa
    Quite the opposite.
[05:06] Minami
    Huh?
[05:07] Tsubasa
    Or rather, I find it relaxing here.
[05:11] Tsubasa
    I used to get bullied for being "lame."
    I don't know what it's like to be popular.
[05:16] Tsubasa
    Even if you're from Tokyo, lame is lame.
[05:20] Tsubasa
    But nobody here knows how lame
    I am, so it's kind of a relief.
[05:29] Minami
    You seem like an all right guy.
[05:33] Minami
    So how old are you?
[05:34] Tsubasa
    I'm sixteen.
[05:36] Minami
    Huh? Same as me!
[05:39] Minami
    What school are you going to?
[05:40] Tsubasa
    Ho-Hokuryo High School!
[05:42] Minami
    Huh? No way!
[05:44] Tsubasa
    Too close!
[05:44] Minami
    I go to Hokuryo, too!
[05:47] Minami
    I can't believe it. This is so hilarious.
[05:51] Tsubasa
    How'd she sneak up on me like that?
[05:53] Tsubasa
    Too fast! Way too fast!
[05:55] Tsubasa
    Uh, what about your arm?
[05:58] Minami
    Hmm?
[05:59] Minami
    Well, it's cold. Should I stop?
[06:02] Tsubasa
    No, no, no, no, no, no!
[06:03] Tsubasa
    It's-It's fine with me, it's just...
[06:07] Tsubasa
    I've made contact with something squishy!
[06:10] Minami
    Hey, do you always sound so uptight?
    Let's be more casual.
[06:14] Tsubasa
    Uh, well... okay.
[06:18] Tsubasa
    It's this cold and she isn't wearing gloves?
[06:22] Tsubasa
    You okay?
[06:24] Minami
    Hmm... oh, geez. By dose is rudding.
[06:30] Tsubasa
    What is happening?
[06:34] Tsubasa
    Uh, here. A tissue.
[06:36] Minami
    Oh, thanks.
[06:39] Tsubasa
    This is too much!
[06:42] Tsubasa
    Yeah. Because I never even talked
    to a girl like this in Tokyo.
[06:47] Tsubasa
    I wonder if all Hokkaido girls are like this.
[06:49] Minami
    Hey, hey!
[06:50] Tsubasa
    Maybe,
[06:50] Minami
    Ahoy!
[06:51] Tsubasa
    here in Hokkaido, I can get...
[06:53] Minami
    Take that!
[06:54] Tsubasa
    Cold, cold! Too cold!
[06:56] Tsubasa
    What, what? What did you do?!
[06:59] Minami
    Chilly, right? That's what
    you get for ignoring me.
[07:03] Tsubasa
    Oh, it's just snow.
[07:05] Minami
    Yeah, great reaction though, dude!
[07:21] Tsubasa
    So pretty...
[07:22] Minami
    Huh?!
[07:23] Tsubasa
    Ah! Sorry, I was just—
[07:26] Minami
    Hey! Would you cut the crap?
[07:30] Minami
    Totally not cool.
[07:41] Minami
    Okay, I'm going.
[07:44] Minami
    Uh, um...
[07:46] Minami
    What's your name?
[07:54] Minami
    Fuyuki Minami.
[07:58] Minami
    'Kay, see you at school.
[08:16] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki Minami, huh?
[08:22] Tsubasa
    I'm so glad I came to Hokkaido!
SIGN    Dad
SIGN    Are you there yet?
[08:30] Tsubasa
    Uh.
[08:31] Tsubasa
    Oh, crap! I forgot to get on the bus!
SIGN    Touch Card Here
SIGN    Tickets
SIGN    Card Balance
[08:46] Minami
    It'd be cool if he's in my class.
[08:55] teacher
    I'll introduce you to
    our new transfer student.
[08:57] Tsubasa
    Hello, my name is Shiki Tsubasa.
[09:00] Tsubasa
    I moved here from Tokyo yesterday.
[09:04] Tsubasa
    I'm really glad to meet you all.
[09:07] teacher
    Great, Shiki. Why don't you sit
    in the back on the hall side.
[09:11] Tsubasa
    All right.
[09:16] teacher
    Okay, time for attendance.
[09:19] Tsubasa
    I guess that girl is in
    a different class, then.
[09:24] Tsubasa
    Oh, well. It's not a big deal.
[09:29] Tsubasa
    I mean, I've always liked dark-haired,
    neat, serious girls anyway.
[09:34] Tsubasa
    I never knew any girls like her
    before, so she surprised me.
[09:37] Tsubasa
    That's the only reason I thought
    Hokkaido gals are awesome.
[09:43] Minami
    Brrr! It's so cold.
[09:45] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[09:47] Minami
    Huh? The guy from yesterday!
    This is hilarious!
[09:49] Tsubasa
    Ah! Um...
[09:50] teacher
    Hey, Fuyuki! You're late again!
[09:52] Minami
    And in the seat next to me? Too perfect!
[09:56] Minami
    So we are in the same class.
[09:57] Tsubasa
    Wait, wait! No way! Does this
    cliché stuff happen in real life?
[10:06] Minami
    So you're Shiki Tsubasa? What a pretty name.
[10:09] Tsubasa
    D-Do you think so?
[10:11] Minami
    Yeah. Anyway, nice to meet you,
[10:14] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[10:15] Minami
    Tsubasa.
[10:17] Tsubasa
    My first name? So wack! This is so wack!
    She's whacking down my boundaries!
[10:23] Tsubasa
    Nobody except my family and my buddies
    have ever called me by my first name!
[10:28] Tsubasa
    N-Nice to meet you, too, Fuyuki-san.
[10:35] teacher
    Uh, so the apex of the triangle...
[10:37] Tsubasa
    It's cold! It's super cold in here!
[10:41] Tsubasa
    What, is this room a freezer?
[10:44] Tsubasa
    How can people take classes like this?
[10:46] Tsubasa
    But wait, it looks like everyone's
    got jackets and blankets on.
[10:50] Tsubasa
    I didn't do enough research!
[10:53] Tsubasa
    I'm gonna catch a cold.
[10:55] Tsubasa
    If I at least had a coat...
[11:05] Tsubasa
    Are you sure?
[11:06] Minami
    Yeah. I get cold easy so I use two at once.
[11:10] Tsubasa
    Huh? But then...
[11:12] Minami
    It's fine, it's fine. I'm toasty
    enough with one right now.
[11:16] Minami
    I'll let you borrow that one for today.
[11:23] Tsubasa
    Ahh, it's so warm!
[11:27] Tsubasa
    It's still warm from Fuyuki-san's body.
    It even smells nice.
[11:32] Tsubasa
    It almost feels like Fuyuki-san's
    own warm embrace...
[11:37] Tsubasa
    Oh, crap! Any more of this and my
    hormones are gonna go berserk!
[11:47] Matsuo
    See ya, Fuyumina.
[11:49] Minami
    Yeah.
[11:49] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san.
[11:51] Tsubasa
    Thank you for the blanket. It really helped.
[11:59] Tsubasa
    You're smelling it?!
[12:00] Minami
    Sure, I'm smellin' it.
[12:02] Tsubasa
    Sorry. If it stinks, I'll wash it for you.
[12:05] Minami
    No, it isn't bad.
[12:08] Minami
    I mean, this smell... it smells
    like you and me smooshed together.
[12:12] Tsubasa
    Smooshed?!
[12:13] Tsubasa
    Th-This woman... Did she say that on purpose?
[12:17] Minami
    Oh, that's right. Hey, Tsubasa.
[12:19] Minami
    Maybe there is a way you can
    thank me for the blanket.
[12:27] Minami
    You're a lifesaver! I didn't have
    anyone else to walk me home today.
[12:31] Tsubasa
    B-But, Fuyuki-san... your arm!
[12:34] Minami
    Yeah, we're tight, aren't we?
[12:36] Tsubasa
    Hold on. I only met you yesterday!
[12:40] Tsubasa
    So, Fuyuki-san, where do you live?
[12:43] Minami
    Hmm? Oh, I take the locomotive home,
    so just get me to the station.
[12:47] Tsubasa
    Locomotive?
[12:49] Tsubasa
    You mean the train?
[12:51] Minami
    Yeah, yeah. I call it the locomotive.
[12:55] Minami
    So, Tsubasa, do you have a girlfriend?
[12:59] Tsubasa
    Of course not!
[13:00] Minami
    Hah! You're totally denying it! Hilarious!
[13:04] Minami
    Where do you go for dates in Tokyo?
[13:07] Tsubasa
    Well, Harajuku, I guess. Or maybe Shin-Okubo.
[13:12] Tsubasa
    Even though I've never been on a date before.
[13:13] Minami
    Huh? You don't go to Shibuya?
    Like to Marukyu?
[13:17] Tsubasa
    I think a lot of people
    shop for clothes there,
[13:19] Tsubasa
    but people say it's better to go somewhere
    you can get snacks and walk around.
[13:23] Tsubasa
    And I've still never gone.
    Just read about it online.
[13:26] Minami
    That's so cool. Tokyo has so
    many more places to hang out.
[13:30] Tsubasa
    Really? So where do you
    go to hang out in Kitami?
[13:34] Minami
    Home. Winter is too cold
    so we don't go outside.
[13:38] Minami
    We visit each other at home.
[13:42] Tsubasa
    Huh...
[13:44] Tsubasa
    Seriously? I'm already going to her house?
[13:49] Tsubasa
    Wait, what the hell am I thinking?
[13:51] Minami
    Ah, here is good.
[13:53] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[13:54] Tsubasa
    O-Oh, that's right.
[13:57] Minami
    Thank you, Tsubasa.
[13:58] Tsubasa
    Uh, sure. You're welcome.
[14:02] Tsubasa
    I guess I'll see you later.
[14:04] Minami
    Tsubasa!
[14:05] Tsubasa
    Hmm?
[14:06] Minami
    Do you want to come over tomorrow?
[14:08] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[14:10] Tsubasa
    Huh?!
[14:10] Minami
    It's okay, right? No school tomorrow.
[14:13] Minami
    I want to ask you more about Tokyo and stuff!
[14:16] Tsubasa
    Uh, yeah, um...
[14:18] Tsubasa
    Wh-Wh-Wha-What is this turning into?
[14:21] Minami
    What's wrong?
[14:22] Tsubasa
    Uh, nothing. It's just, uh, well...
[14:25] Tsubasa
    I'm going to a girl's room already?
[14:29] Minami
    Don't you... want to come over?
[14:32] Tsubasa
    Yes, I do!
[14:33] Minami
    Awesome!
[14:34] Minami
    Hey, hey, let's exchange contact info, then.
[14:43] Minami
    Okay, see you later!
[14:44] Tsubasa
    Y-Yeah. See you.
[14:54] Tsubasa
    And here I am.
[14:56] Tsubasa
    Never in my life have I gone
    over to a girl's house.
[15:01] Tsubasa
    Also, this is still only
    my third day in Hokkaido!
[15:07] Tsubasa
    If my family finds out about this,
    I'm screwed. But still...
[15:12] Tsubasa
    The temptation was too strong!
[15:15] Tsubasa
    Hokkaido gals are a force
    to be reckoned with!
[15:18] Minami
    Yes?
[15:19] Tsubasa
    Um, my name is Shiki. Is Minami-san home?
[15:23] Minami
    Oh, Tsubasa? It's me.
    Door's open so come on in.
[15:27] Tsubasa
    Uh, okay.
[15:30] Tsubasa
    Their security is kind of weak.
[15:35] Minami
    Welcome!
[15:36] Tsubasa
    Th-Thank you.
[15:38] Minami
    Come in, come in!
[15:39] Tsubasa
    Okay. Excuse me.
[15:42] Tsubasa
    Why is she dressed so devilishly?!
[15:45] Minami
    Well aren't you lucky, Tsubasa.
[15:48] Minami
    My parents aren't home today.
[15:51] Tsubasa
    Huh?!
[15:53] Tsubasa
    I-Is this... Does that mean...
    No, no way. It can't be.
[15:58] Minami
    Tsubasa, over here.
[16:03] Minami
    Well, come in!
[16:08] Tsubasa
    Wow! It's so warm.
[16:10] Minami
    Right? The living room has floor
    heating and also a big heater.
[16:15] Minami
    My room only has a small
    heater, so it's always cold.
[16:19] Tsubasa
    Oh, I get it. That's why she said
    it's lucky her parents aren't here.
[16:26] Tsubasa
    Well that's a relief, at least.
[16:28] Tsubasa
    I don't think anything weird
    will happen in the living room.
[16:32] Tsubasa
    Hyah?!
[16:34] Minami
    That's hilarious!
[16:35] Tsubasa
    B-But your foot just touched me!
[16:38] Minami
    "Hyah!" That's so cute!
[16:41] Minami
    Well then, well then, Tsubasa.
[16:44] Minami
    What are we gonna do?
[16:45] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[16:47] Tsubasa
    Do?
[16:48] Minami
    Oh, right. I'll get you something to drink.
[16:51] Tsubasa
    Uh, thanks.
[16:53] Minami
    What should I get you?
[16:55] Minami
    Oh. Hey, Tsubasa. You okay with Katsugen?
[16:58] Tsubasa
    Sure. Whatever you have.
[17:02] Tsubasa
    So this is called Katsugen?
[17:04] Minami
    Yeah.
SIGN    Soft
    Katsugen
[17:05] Minami
    I've loved Katsugen ever
    since I was a little squirt.
[17:08] Tsubasa
    Oh, really?
[17:15] Tsubasa
    Yum!
[17:17] Tsubasa
    Huh, it tastes like one
    of those thick yogurt drinks.
[17:21] Tsubasa
    Wh-What happened?
[17:24] Minami
    There wasn't a lot left, so I
    thought I'd pour it all in,
[17:28] Minami
    but I poured too fast and
    it splattered all over me.
[17:32] Minami
    And it's really sticky. So gross!
[17:35] Minami
    I'm gonna go change.
[17:40] Tsubasa
    That was close!
    The shock almost pulverized my heart!
[17:45] Tsubasa
    Calm down. Calm down, me!
[17:51] Minami
    I didn't know what to pick, so I
    just gave up and grabbed this.
[17:55] Tsubasa
    Advent of the demon king!
[17:57] Tsubasa
    Uh... uh... uh...
[17:59] Minami
    What's the matter?
[18:00] Tsubasa
    What are you wearing?
[18:02] Minami
    Huh?
[18:03] Minami
    It's warm inside, so this is
    how I usually dress at home.
[18:08] Tsubasa
    Uh, I brought this movie
    that I haven't watched yet.
[18:13] Minami
    Oh, I haven't seen that one yet, either!
[18:16] Minami
    Let's watch it!
[18:18] Minami
    Flick this switch on,
    then slide this in here...
[18:24] Minami
    Ready to go!
[18:27] Minami
    Something wrong, Tsubasa?
[18:29] Tsubasa
    No, everything's okay.
[18:33] actor
    You might've noticed,
    but I can be very persistent.
[18:37] Tsubasa
    Oh, boy. This is totally awkward.
[18:41] Tsubasa
    I'd fast forward, but it might
    look like I'm overthinking it.
[18:47] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[18:48] Tsubasa
    Wait a second. What is that voice?
[18:51] Tsubasa
    There's no way... Fuyuki-san?!
[18:54] Tsubasa
    You've got to be kidding me!
[18:56] Tsubasa
    Is she watching this and touching—
[18:59] Tsubasa
    J-Just hold on!
[19:01] Tsubasa
    This is bad, Fuyuki-san! If you touch
    me while making a voice like that...
[19:05] Minami
    Why not?
[19:07] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san, I-I...
[19:09] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[19:12] Minami
    No more... I'm already full.
[19:21] Tsubasa
    Isn't she being just a little too careless?
[19:24] Tsubasa
    I mean, who'd fall asleep dressed
    like that when a guy is over?
[19:30] Tsubasa
    Oh, I get it. She doesn't
    see me like that. As a guy.
[19:42] Tsubasa
    Oh. You're awake.
[19:44] Minami
    Huh? What about the movie?
[19:46] Tsubasa
    Sorry. It's already over.
[19:50] Tsubasa
    You were sleeping so peacefully,
    I didn't want to wake you up.
[19:54] Tsubasa
    I'll leave the Blu-ray here.
    You can return it whenever you want.
[19:58] Minami
    Huh? Okay.
[20:01] Minami
    Wait, what's this?
[20:03] Tsubasa
    The room is warm, but I still thought
    you'd catch cold sleeping like that.
[20:13] Tsubasa
    Anyway, it's getting dark, so I'd better go.
[20:17] Tsubasa
    Thanks for having me over.
[20:32] Minami
    Tsubasa! Wait up!
[20:34] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[20:39] Minami
    I'm sorry! I...
[20:41] Minami
    I didn't realize I'd fallen asleep.
[20:44] Minami
    This really sucks.
    I didn't mean for that to happen.
[20:47] Minami
    So next time, maybe—
[20:49] Tsubasa
    How can you come outside dressed
    like that? You'll catch cold!
[20:55] Minami
    Thank you.
[20:57] Tsubasa
    You want the jacket, too?
[20:59] Minami
    No, I'm okay.
[21:01] Minami
    I always dress like this
    when I run out for a second.
[21:04] Minami
    Also, this is super warm.
[21:09] Tsubasa
    Is it? I'm glad.
[21:18] Minami
    Hey, Tsubasa. I'm hungry.
[21:21] Minami
    Let's go to Seicomart!
[21:22] Tsubasa
    Huh? Seicomart?
[21:24] Minami
    Yeah! I'll even treat you as an apology.
[21:27] Tsubasa
    Hey, wait—
[21:31] Tsubasa
    Uh...
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Super Cute Angels ♥
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are
SIGN    Boom!
SIGN    Super Adorable
[23:18] Tsubasa
    Yum!
[23:19] Minami
    Right? I love these.
[23:26] Minami
    Oh. Hey, hey. They make the
    rice balls here in the store.
[23:30] Tsubasa
    Huh? They even cook the rice?
[23:32] Minami
    Cool, huh?
SIGN    Salmon
[23:40] Minami
    Oh.
[23:44] Tsubasa
    Yeah! This is also really—
[23:47] Minami
    Aww, Tsuba-cha, rice on your
    cheek like a little baby!
[23:51] Tsubasa
    Huh?