3 - Hakone-chan and Hakoneko

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[00:30] Haruna
    We have a cute spirit staying over.
[00:34] Haruna
    Hakone-chan.
[00:35] Aki
    Are you up?
SIGN    Episode 3: Hakone-chan and Hakoneko
[00:38] Haruna
    Morning. Did you sleep well?
[00:40] Hakone
    Indeed, I slept quite soundly.
[00:42] Hakone
    Although I have had a bit of an accident.
[00:44] Haruna
    It's a disaster!
[00:45] ---
    How embarrassing.
[00:47] Hakone
    Is that what I think it is?
[00:48] Hakone
    I was dreaming about steamed
    buns, and well, I drooled.
[00:51] Haruna
    A geyser?!
[00:53] Hakone
    Haruna, where are you going?
[00:56] Haruna
    To the neighborhood association.
[00:58] Haruna
    I'm attending today.
[01:00] Hakone
    The neighborhood association?
[01:01] Haruna
    The proprietors and proprietresses from
    around the neighborhood get together.
[01:05] Hakone
    It's a gathering of important people.
[01:07] Hakone
    Then I shall have to join.
[01:10] Hakone
    There are lots of lodgings here.
[01:12] Haruna
    It's the biggest hot spring town in Yumoto.
SIGN    Source Water
[01:19] Haruna
    Hello.
[01:20] A
    My, how adorable.
[01:22] Haruna
    Neighborhood Association President.
[01:24] A
    You're a new face here.
[01:25] Haruna
    Um...
[01:27] Haruna
    Her name's Hakone-chan.
    She's a distant relative.
[01:29] Haruna
    She's staying at our place.
[01:30] Tohya
    Why the heck is Hakone here?!
[01:33] A
    Now, on today's agenda...
[01:37] B
    And tours?
[01:37] Hakone
    I am bored.
[01:38] C
    We have some events in the works.
[01:40] C
    Something the customers can enjoy together...
[01:43] Hakone
    That hurt!
[01:44] Haruna
    E-Excuse me for a second.
[01:46] Hakone
    You can go have fun.
[01:48] Hakone
    See the town mascot over
    there, Hakoneko-chan?
[01:50] Hakone
    Hakoneko?!
[01:51] Haruna
    He has almost the same name as you do.
[01:53] Haruna
    You should be friends.
[01:55] Hakone
    Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!
[01:58] Hakone
    That shape is definitely not human.
[02:01] Hakone
    Could it be a mononoke?!
[02:03] Hakone
    But the children seem to enjoy its company.
[02:06] Hakone
    What is going on?
[02:09] Hakone
    It's terrifying!
[02:11] Hakone
    I shall have to run.
[02:13] D
    I'm so scared!
[02:16] D
    I cannot abandon a small child here.
[02:17] D
    I must do what I can.
    I am the hot spring spirit!
[02:20] Hakone
    Vile Mononoke, I shall smite you!
[02:24] Tohya
    Ack, what's she up to?
[02:26] Hakone
    A formidable foe.
[02:27] Hakone
    I will have to move to my last resort.
[02:33] A
    Wow, how did you do that?
[02:35] B
    Could you show us one more time?
[02:39] Hakone
    If it is my power that you wish to
    see, then I shall show you more!
[02:42] Tohya
    Wait!
[02:43] Hakone
    Here I go.
[02:47] C
    The hot spring just erupted.
[02:48] D
    How is she doing it?
[02:50] Haruna
    Hakone-chan's good at magic tricks.
[02:52] Haruna
    She has all kind of impressive skills.
[02:54] Hakone
    Indeed, I am impressive.
[02:56] C
    Good for you, and you're still so young.
[02:58] D
    Hey, how about we have
    her be a tour ambassador?
[03:02] C
    Good idea!
[03:03] C
    She's cute, and she can manipulate
    water. That's perfect.
[03:06] Hakone
    But...
[03:08] D
    That just might be a great idea.
[03:11] Haruna
    Neighborhood Association President.
[03:13] Hakone
    What is a tour ambassador?
[03:15] D
    You advertise all the good and
    wonderful things about Yumoto.
[03:19] Hakone
    Very well, I shall be the
    so-called tour ambassador.
[03:23] Hakone
    I shall show them how amazing I am.
[03:27] Haruna
    Tohya.
[03:28] ---