2 - Hakone-chan and the Secret Box

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    Shunjusou
[00:32] Hakone
    Quite a splendid mansion.
[00:35] Tohya
    Haruna-nee's place is one of a
    handful of hot spring hotels.
SIGN    Episode 2: Hakone-chan and the Secret Box
[00:39] Hakone
    So this mansion, too, exists because of me.
[00:42] Hakone
    This is my castle.
[00:43] Tohya
    No, it isn't.
[00:45] Hakone
    Anyway, where are the steamed buns?
[00:46] Aki
    Onee-chan.
[00:48] Haruna
    Aki-chan.
[00:49] Aki
    Who's that girl?
[00:51] Tohya
    My sister Aki-chan.
[00:53] Tohya
    She's in second-year middle
    school, fourteen years old.
[00:55] Haruna
    I am Hakone, the spirit of the hot springs.
[00:57] Aki
    The spirit of the hot springs?
[00:59] Haruna
    I know. Now that the spirit is here
    with us, why don't we take a bath?
[01:03] Hakone
    Yes, we shall.
[01:05] Haruna
    You too, Aki-chan.
[01:13] Hakone
    Why are your breasts so large, Haruna?
[01:17] Haruna
    Well...
[01:18] Haruna
    I've always taken baths in these hot springs.
[01:20] Haruna
    Maybe it's thanks to you.
[01:23] Hakone
    I see, thanks to me, you say?
[01:25] Hakone
    You flatter me.
[01:27] Hakone
    But if that is true, why does
    Aki have such small breasts?
[01:31] Aki
    I-I'm still growing!
[01:34] Aki
    What's your problem?
[01:35] Aki
    Spouting nonsense about being the
    spirit of the hot springs or whatever.
[01:37] Hakone
    It is not nonsense!
[01:39] Hakone
    Behold, the finest hot spring water.
[01:44] Aki
    Wow, the water's shining.
[01:47] Haruna
    My skin's smooth just from
    being in it for a moment.
[01:51] Hakone
    I am spent.
[01:52] Hakone
    Strange, it seems my
    power is indeed weakened.
[01:56] Hakone
    But I will not give up!
[01:58] Hakone
    I shall revive my old power
    and return to my former self.
[02:03] Hakone
    Oh?
[02:04] Haruna
    No, no.
[02:05] Haruna
    You have to put yourself deeper in the water.
[02:10] Aki
    I think I'm done here.
[02:13] Tohya
    No punches pulled, even against a kid, huh?
[02:16] Tohya
    Haruna-nee's really strict about
    how you bathe in the hot springs.
[02:20] Hakone
    I am not accustomed to this body.
[02:23] Haruna
    You did well.
[02:25] Haruna
    Here, the steamed buns
    you've been waiting for.
[02:27] Hakone
    Steamed buns!
[02:27] Hakone
    So many!
[02:29] Hakone
    Are you a god?
[02:30] Tohya
    I have way more at my place.
[02:32] Tohya
    We make over a thousand every day.
[02:34] Hakone
    A thousand!
[02:35] Hakone
    You are the creator Himself!
[02:37] Tohya
    Oh yeah, Hakone-chan made
    us some really nice water.
[02:40] Tohya
    Wait, you're actually the
    spirit of the hot springs?
[02:43] Hakone
    You still didn't believe me?
[02:45] Hakone
    Then I shall show you my amazing powers.
[02:48] Hakone
    Look.
[02:49] Tohya
    A yosegi puzzle box.
[02:51] Hakone
    Behold.
[02:54] Tohya
    What the?
[02:56] Haruna
    Tohya.
[03:00] Haruna
    I love you.
[03:02] Hakone
    My water brings people together.
[03:05] Hakone
    The steam is a condensate of that power.
[03:08] Haruna
    Wait, what am I doing?
[03:11] Hakone
    It is not as powerful as it used to be.
[03:13] Hakone
    My power must be diminished.
[03:16] Tohya
    Will it last longer if
    you get your power back?
[03:18] Hakone
    Probably.
[03:19] Tohya
    How can you get it back?
[03:23] Hakone
    I wonder how.
[03:24] Tohya
    Dude!
[03:25] Tohya
    And so Hakone descended
    upon the hot spring town.
[03:29] ---