11 - Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There

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SIGN    Raise up the Demon Lord Along With the Melody
[00:51] Blue
    What's that supposed to mean?
SIGN    Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There
[00:52] Yellow
    Oh, that.
[00:54] Yellow
    Apparently, if you praise the
    Demon Lord, the door will open.
[00:58] Red
    Wait, we're supposed to
    praise the Demon Lord?
[00:59] Yellow
    Yeah.
[01:01] Red
    Oh... Okay.
[01:02] Yellow
    Yeah.
[01:05] Red
    The Demon Lord is super,
    super, super, superior.
[01:10] Blue
    It's not opening.
[01:11] Red
    Seriously?
[01:13] Yellow
    I'm sort of copying Light's, but..
[01:19] Yellow
    Your pnis is very, very splendid.
[01:22] Red
    You're not supposed to laugh.
[01:23] Blue
    Can you say that?
[01:26] Blue
    That's not going to open it.
[01:28] Yellow
    Maybe I should've said how big it was.
[01:30] Red
    Seriously?
[01:32] ---
    'Kay, I'm going!
[01:35] Red
    Alfa, you see, is actually a dck.
[01:39] Yellow
    Why did you just insult me?
[01:40] Blue
    That's got nothing to do with anything!
[01:43] yellow
    I'm an AI robot so I'm definitely not
    lacking down there. Don't mess with me.
[01:46] Red
    You're not?
[01:47] Yellow
    Of course not!
[01:48] Red
    How many centimeters?
[01:50] Yellow
    Next.
[01:50] Blue
    Okay, here I go.
[01:54] Blue
    Happy trails...
    You're so bushy down there.
[02:00] Red
    Is that considered a compliment?
[02:02] Blue
    Yeah, totally.
[02:03] Yellow
    Oh, yeah.
[02:04] Yellow
    I forgot I took the magic key
    the other day. Tee-hee my bad.
[02:09] Both
    Hey!
[02:10] Red
    Hey, you... you...
[02:11] Yellow
    Okay, well, let's go.
[02:15] Blue
    Ready, and...
[02:17] All
    Hup!
[02:24] Red
    Hey, wait a sec.
[02:26] Red
    There's some kind of character over there!
[02:27] Red
    Is that the Demon Lord?
[02:28] Blue
    You're right. Huh?
[02:30] Blue
    Isn't that the person who showed up
    in the crystal ball the other day?
[02:33] Yellow
    That must be the Demon Lord...
[02:35] Yellow
    Or actually a background character
    that didn't escape in time.
[02:38] Red
    She's surprisingly cute.
[02:39] Blue
    Really? Isn't that the princess?
[02:42] Red
    Yomi! This is a game where you're
    supposed to save the princess.
[02:44] Red
    There'd be a lot of questions
    if we just opened the gate
[02:46] Red
    and the princess just happened
    to be standing there.
[02:48] Pink
    Hey, hold it!
[02:50] Pink
    Who was it? Who was it?
[02:55] Red
    Sorry, what?
[02:56] Yellow
    You're not a background character?
[02:58] Pink
    Of course not. Can't you
    tell just by looking at me?
[03:01] Pink
    I'm Princess Melody!
[03:03] Blue
    See? I told you.
[03:05] Red
    Hey, Alfa, is this really the princess?
[03:08] Yellow
    Um... Uh...
[03:11] Yellow
    No idea.
[03:13] Blue
    You don't know?
[03:14] Yellow
    My memory's been deleted... or something.
[03:18] Pink
    Are you the AI robot that Papa sent for me?
[03:21] Red
    Yup! That's him!
[03:23] Blue
    So you are the princess.
[03:24] Blue
    But why don't you know each other?
[03:26] Pink
    Huh? Isn't that obvious?
[03:27] Yellow
    U-Um, Princess...
[03:29] Pink
    Well, there're like 500 of these back home.
[03:32] Both
    What?!
[03:36] (Flashback) Pink
    There're like 500... There're like 500...
[03:39] (Flashback) Pink
    There're like 500... There're like 500...
[03:43] Yellow
    Please stahp!
[03:46] Red
    You're the background character!
[03:48] Blue
    There's that many of you?
[03:50] Red
    Do you guys call each other like
    Oso-al, Cho-al, Jyushi-al?
[03:53] Pink
    I think he's more of a Todo-al.
[03:54] Yellow
    Stop! Please!
[03:58] Pink
    So hilarious!
[04:02] Pink
    Who the hell cares?!
[04:05] Pink
    Do you have any idea how long I've
    been waiting? You're so useless!
[04:08] Red
    Useless?
[04:08] Pink
    My heart's not going pitter-patter
    at all. Total fail. Epic fail.
[04:12] Red
    Crap she's using some normie language.
[04:14] Yellow
    Regardless of how you may feel,
    the King is waiting for you.
[04:17] Yellow
    Let us go back to the mansion.
[04:18] Pink
    Good idea. Yeah, I'll go back.
    Yeah, I'll do that.
[04:22] Three
    Huh?
[04:24] Pink
    Okay, start over from the beginning.
[04:25] Pink
    You have to know how to make a
    girl's heart go pitter-patter.
[04:28] Pink
    First impressions are the most important
    in date situations like this.
[04:30] Pink
    Not to mention, having the girl arrive and
    have to wait is totally out of the question.
[04:33] Yellow
    Uh, Princess? You're going over there?
    You're going back that way?
[04:36] Blue
    This is a date?
[04:37] Red
    Have you ever been on one?
[04:38] Blue
    Not sure. What about you?
[04:40] Red
    I'm pretty sure. At least, I'm pretty sure...
[04:41] Red
    I haven't.
[04:42] Pink
    Make my heart flutter next time. Kthxbye!
[04:45] Yellow
    Uh, Princess? Princess!
[04:47] Yellow
    Please wait!
[04:50] Both
    No way!
[04:52] Yellow
    And there you have it. All right.
    Let's go raise our levels!
[04:56] Both
    Like hell!
SIGN    Today's Princess
[04:57] [SONG] Cap
    So tired...
SIGN    Illustration by_Kinoshita Takae
SIGN    gd Men
[05:00] All
    gd Men.
[05:03] Pink
    Before I knew it, I've returned to my cell...
[05:07] Pink
    But I'm not going to give up!
[05:09] Pink
    I'm sure that next time a guy who'll
    make my heart explode will save me!
[05:14] Pink
    Wait, they're coming to save
    me, but I'm going to die?
[05:18] Pink
    No way!
SIGN    Final Episode Speculation Contest
SIGN    Illustration_ Saneyuki-san
[05:23] All
    gd Men!
[05:26] Yellow
    Mission complete! Good work, you two.
[05:31] Red
    Yeah! Good work!
    Wait, is this how it's supposed to end?
[05:35] Blue
    Yeah! We have a whole episode left!
[05:38] Yellow
    Then why don't we
[05:39] Yellow
    do a final episode speculation contest
    with the time we have left over?
[05:43] Red
    Yes! Yes! I'm coming!
[05:45] Blue
    Yeah, that sounds fun.
[05:47] Yellow
    So what should we do for the final episode?
[05:49] Blue
    You know... That princess,
    was like really scary, right?
[05:53] Both
    Yeah.
[05:54] Blue
    And she, like, went back to
    the Demon Lord's castle.
[05:57] Yellow
    Yeah, she did.
[05:58] Blue
    Maybe she's the Demon Lord.
[06:01] Red
    I see.
[06:02] Red
    The old bait and switch!
[06:03] Yellow
    She first acted like the Demon Lord
    that acted like a background character,
[06:05] Yellow
    but was actually the Demon Lord after all.
[06:06] Blue
    Yeah, exactly, and not the princess.
[06:09] Red
    That's actually possible.
[06:10] Blue
    Plausible, right?
[06:12] Yellow
    Not to mention, she basically
    ripped out my heart,
[06:15] Yellow
    so should we off her?
[06:17] Red
    Off her?
[06:18] Yellow
    Want to off the princess?
    No, I mean, the Demon Lord?
[06:20] Blue
    Yeah, but the thing is...
    we're only speculating here.
[06:24] Blue
    For the final episode.
[06:25] Yellow
    I guess that's a possibility,
[06:27] Yellow
    and while we're at it...
[06:30] Yellow
    Don't you guys want a second season?
[06:32] Blue
    You mean we'll keep going?
[06:32] Red
    You're bringing that up now?
[06:34] Yellow
    We can go on another journey,
[06:36] Yellow
    and have this one end like,
    "Their journey still continues."
[06:39] Blue
    So there's no closure?
[06:40] Yellow
    Yeah, because if there's
    closure, it'll all be over.
[06:41] Blue
    Like, "Our journey has only just begun,"
SIGN    Our journey...
SIGN    ...has only just begun!
[06:45] Blue
    and then we get canceled?
[06:46] Yellow
    We'll only make it look
    like we got canceled...
[06:48] Blue
    And then, to be continued?
[06:49] Yellow
    Right. And we'll have the
    princess pop up and say,
[06:52] Yellow
    “Save me, damn it!
    There's a second season!”
[06:53] Blue
    Oh, so she's just gonna say it?
[06:54] Yellow
    Yeah, totally.
[06:55] Yellow
    I'll make her say it.
[06:56] Red
    We'll make it look like we're
    leveling up and then just go back.
[07:00] Yellow
    Yeah.
[07:01] Red
    That sounds like something
    from "Guru Guru."
[07:03] Yellow
    You really love "Guru Guru."
[07:04] Red
    I love it.
[07:05] Yellow
    And also... I might be praising
    myself a bit, but...
[07:08] Yellow
    You know how she said I was just one of 500?
[07:14] Yellow
    That's got me down a bit, you see.
[07:16] Yellow
    And then, everyone will tell me it's okay,
[07:20] Yellow
    and then I'll have a revelation
    that I'm okay the way I am.
[07:22] Yellow
    And then, bam! The sky fills the screen
    and everyone is clapping, like,
[07:27] Yellow
    "Congrats!" "Congrats!" "So happy!" "Bless!"
[07:30] Yellow
    Something like that.
[07:33] Blue
    I see.
[07:34] Yellow
    So, yeah, that.
[07:36] Blue
    That?
[07:37] Yellow
    Thank you to my friends,
    goodbye to the princess.
[07:40] Yellow
    And to all of our viewers...
[07:43] Two
    Congratulations.
[07:43] Red
    Thanks.
[07:44] Red
    Oh, I messed up.
[07:45] Red
    It's a mess!
SIGN    Preview
[08:23] Yellow
    gd Men. Come back again.
    It's all for love.
[08:28] Blue
    Nah.