4 - Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)

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[00:44] Yomi
    Light, you are so self-centered!
SIGN    Level 04: Wait for Us! Holy Jam! (Part 1)
[00:47] Light
    Say what?!
[00:48] Alfa
    Nailed it, lawl.
[00:49] Light
    Come on, it's like, let's say
    that I found some money,
[00:51] Light
    but then some guy sees me picking it up,
[00:53] Light
    am I supposed to believe
    the it belongs to him?!
[00:55] Light
    The bottom line is that I was
    the one who picked it up!
[00:57] Light
    Man, the world is so screwed up lately!
[01:00] Yomi
    Could you not act like some tragic
    hero and change the subject?!
[01:04] Alfa
    Now, now, my boy, Light, let's all calm down.
[01:07] Alfa
    Didn't I tell you two we've got
    an important mission coming up?
[01:10] Light
    Is it seriously even here, this whatever jam you were talking about?
[01:14] Yomi
    It's a gem!
[01:15] Yomi
    An item for powering up
    our weapons, the holy gem!
[01:17] Alfa
    You bet your butt it is.
[01:19] Alfa
    The thing is, this place
    is littered in traps,
[01:21] Alfa
    so teamwork between the three of us is
    gonna be crucial to pulling this off.
[01:24] Alfa
    You'll wanna remember that,
    there will be a test.
[01:28] Light
    Weapon... power up?!
[01:31] Light
    Oh I'm bad. So bad.
[01:33] Light
    Sooo bad am I.
[01:35] Yomi
    Simmer down, there.
[01:37] Yomi
    I'm trying to say, no more
    talking about who found
[01:40] Yomi
    the item first or who picked it up,
[01:43] Yomi
    let's just work on this together, okay?
[01:44] Light
    Yeah, my bad for losing
    my cool earlier, Yomi.
[01:47] Light
    That wraps that up, let's get moving.
[01:51] Light
    Follow me, you two!
[01:52] Alfa
    Someone changed their tune fast!
SIGN    Today's Princess
[01:56] Trio
    gd Men.
[02:02] Princess
    So like, say the hero shows up,
[02:04] Princess
    exactly how old is he going to be?
[02:07] Princess
    On the younger side, like, teens or twenties?
[02:10] Princess
    And younger side? What does that even mean?
[02:12] Princess
    Teens through twenties, right?
[02:15] Princess
    Isn't that range way too big?
[02:17] Princess
    Late twenties, depending on the person,
    could practically be an old man!
[02:20] Princess
    What if he has old man smell?!
    No, no, no way!
[02:23] Princess
    I mean, he might even have kids!
[02:26] Princess
    A hero with kids?!
[02:29] Princess
    Screw that! No way!
    I can't, can't, can't even!
[02:32] Princess
    Where do you get off, living your whole
    life before you show up to save me?!
[02:35] Princess
    And what then, so you're just rescuing
    me because Papa told you to,
[02:38] Princess
    like it's your freaking job?
    Just business as usual?
[02:41] Princess
    What're you gonna use the reward for?
[02:42] Princess
    "Why, I'll use it for my family's sake."
[02:44] Princess
    Oh, hell no! None of that!
[02:47] Princess
    No heroes in their late twenties!
SIGN    Mine Cart Trial
[02:52] Trio
    gd Men!
[03:10] Yomi
    Where are we?!
[03:11] Alfa
    From here on, even I'm not sure.
[03:23] Light
    What is this supposed to be?
SIGN    Add dialog to complete it.
[03:25] Light
    "Add dialog to complete it."
[03:28] Yomi
    Hey, look.
[03:30] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
    P-Please go out with me.
[03:30] Yomi
    The fourth picture doesn't have any dialog.
[03:30] Panel 2
    I've liked you all this time,
    let's go out!
[03:30] Panel 2
    You should date me.
SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[03:34] Alfa
    All right, I get it,
[03:36] Alfa
    for now let's just test it out.
[03:39] Hikaru
    Go for it!
[03:39] Alfa
    Here comes Alfa.
[03:40] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
    P-please go out with me.
[03:42] Alfa
    P-Please go out with me.
[03:44] Panel 2
    I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[03:44] Panel 2
    You should date me.
[03:45] Alfa
    I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[03:46] Alfa
    You should date me.
SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[03:47] Alfa
    Me, too! Me, too! Me, too!
[03:50] Alfa
    I have to hang out with all these people?
[03:55] Yomi
    So, she doesn't think she can do it, or...?
[03:57] Alfa
    Well, she's confusing going
    out with hanging out...
[04:01] Light
    Hanging out.
[04:01] Yomi
    What?
[04:01] Alfa
    Hanging out.
[04:03] Light
    You mean like... letting it all hang out?
[04:05] Alfa
    No, it's more about the ambiguity...
[04:07] Light
    Oh, I see!
[04:08] Alfa
    Just a slight tweak to...
[04:09] Alfa
    She confuses go out with
    just socializing in general.
[04:09] Light
    Hang out and go out...
[04:09] Yomi
    And the details are left to the imagination?
[04:11] Alfa
    That's how she takes it,
    by confusing the two concepts.
[04:14] Yomi
    I get it now.
[04:15] Alfa
    And next...
[04:16] Yomi
    Oh, okay, here I go.
[04:17] Alfa
    Yomi?
[04:18] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
    P-Please go out with me.
[04:19] Yomi
    P-Please go out with me.
[04:22] Yomi
    I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:22] Panel 2
    I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:22] Panel 2
    You should date me.
[04:23] Yomi
    You should date me.
[04:25] Yomi
    Me, too!
SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[04:25] Yomi
    Let's go to the beach.
[04:26] Yomi
    I've got 300,000,00 yen for you.
[04:29] Yomi
    I made the right move, killing all
    the other women in the world...
[04:34] Alfa
    Oh, oh man, oh man...
[04:35] Yomi
    Pretty good, right?
[04:36] Yomi
    Scary right?
[04:36] Alfa
    That got dark really fast.
[04:37] Yomi
    I added a bit of horror to it.
[04:38] Light
    I see...
[04:39] Alfa
    It really reflects the
    darkness in your heart.
[04:41] Yomi
    Does it?
[04:42] Alfa
    Okay...
[04:44] Light
    Wait, me?
[04:46] Light
    All right, here I go!
[04:46] Alfa
    That's you.
[04:47] Comic 1 Signs{will be repeated; so repeat as necessary}
    P-Please go out with me.
[04:47] Light
    P-please go out with me.
[04:50] Light
    I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:50] Panel 2
    I've liked you all this time, let's go out!
[04:50] Panel 2
    You should date me.
[04:52] Light
    You should date me.
SIGN    I like you! I love you! Go out with me! Quit trying to get ahead. Choose me. Don't push! Now it's my turn. Let's get married! Look over here! I love you! Let's get something to eat. Let's go to the beach. Be my wife! I've got 300,000,00 yen for you. I'll take care of you.
[04:53] Light
    I like you!
[04:54] Light
    I like you!
[04:55] Light
    I love you!
[04:58] Light
    I'm... getting w**...
[05:04] Alfa
    What is, exactly?
[05:04] Yomi
    Oh, I see.
[05:05] Light
    What?
[05:06] Light
    Her you-know-what.
[05:06] Yomi
    I guess if that many people
    confess to you at once...
[05:11] Alfa
    Look, the door!
[05:12] Yomi
    Hey, it's open! All right!
[05:12] Light
    It's open! Yeah!
[05:19] Light
    Look, there it is.
[05:21] Light
    Here we go again.
SIGN    Rrrrumble
SIGN    Skreeeeeeee
SIGN    Pow
[05:30] Alfa
    I see...
[05:32] Alfa
    All right, let's get this over with.
[05:33] Light
    Yeah!
[05:33] Alfa
    I'll go first!
[05:34] Alfa
    Rumble!
[05:38] Alfa
    Skreee!
[05:40] Alfa
    Pow!
[05:43] Alfa
    Let's all be heroes!
    You get paid 300 yen an hour!
[05:49] Yomi
    So, then what?
[05:50] Light
    Superheros get paid by the hour...?
[05:51] Yomi
    They're on wages.
[05:53] Alfa
    It's a rough world out there.
[05:54] Alfa
    Even superheroes have to make a living.
[05:54] Light
    Seriously...?
[05:56] Light
    Man, this jam stuff is harsh!
[05:59] Yomi
    You think they get insurance?
[06:00] Alfa
    There's probably superhero insurance.
[06:02] Light
    I mean, he flies headfirst everywhere.
[06:05] Light
    Can you imagine how nutso
    his premium must be?
[06:08] Alfa
    You think that face is
    particularly expensive?
[06:10] Light
    Hell yeah, man, it's full of anko paste!
[06:13] Alfa
    You've got a point, that's some
    odd cost-performance ratio there.
[06:14] Light
    Uh, so what now?
[06:17] Yomi
    Who goes next?
[06:18] Light
    Next...
[06:19] Light
    I guess me!
[06:21] Alfa
    Take care of it.
[06:22] Light
    Rrrrruuuuummmble!
[06:25] Light
    Skkkkrrrrrreeeeeeeee!
[06:29] Light
    Powww!
[06:31] Light
    I am Anpanman!
[06:37] Light
    He looks just like him...
[06:38] Yomi
    That's not the right voice!
[06:41] Light
    I mean, he looks like him!
[06:42] Light
    And a bit like the blue tanuki, too...
[06:44] Light
    Wait, no, he's a cat.
[06:45] Yomi
    Yeah, careful there,
    don't tick the wrong people off.
[06:48] Light
    And that blue cat likes anko paste, too!
[06:51] Alfa
    Good point.
[06:52] Yomi
    I see.
[06:53] Alfa
    If anything, that turns this
    into a dream crossover.
[06:55] Yomi
    Amazing. I've never seen that before.
[06:56] Yomi
    I'd actually like to, even.
[06:58] Yomi
    All righty...
[06:59] Yomi
    Yomi's turn?
[07:00] Alfa
    Yeah, given the flow.
[07:02] Yomi
    Okay...
[07:03] Yomi
    Here I go.
[07:04] Alfa
    Right.
[07:05] ---
    Uraaagh!
[07:08] ---
    Zuwaaah!
[07:11] ---
    Zehaaah!
[07:14] Yomi
    I wanna hit more people!
[07:19] Alfa
    Wait, what about the first
    and second panel, then?
[07:22] Yomi
    I guess it's not really connected to those.
[07:26] Alfa
    You literally just spoke your mind!
[07:32] Light
    All right!
[07:33] Yomi
    It's open!
[07:37] Light
    Wait for us! Holy jam!
SIGN    Preview
[08:18] Alfaizumi
    What was with Light today...?
[08:23] Alfaizumi
    Princess, Princess, Princess...
SIGN    NEXT RIDE To Recruit More Members
[08:28] Light
    Not gonna happen!