9 - Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!

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SIGN    Level 09: Welcome to Dream Island!
SIGN    Welcome to
    Dream Island!
SIGN    Winners
SIGN    get one million gold!!
[00:50] Light
    Gulp...
[00:56] Trio
    Sounds good!
[00:57] L
    Alfa, you know what to do, right?
[00:59] A
    But of course! This program
    ought to be able to get it open!
[01:02] A
    Loading data!
[01:08] L
    So this is it?!
SIGN    Dream Island
[01:12] MC
    Our first attraction is
    the Basket Merry-Go-Round
SIGN    Basket Merry-Go-Round
[01:17] MC
    Landing balls in the baskets
    will score you points.
[01:22] L
    We have to sink shots into Underpants
    Only's basket, right? Piece of cake!
[01:25] A
    All right, throw!
[01:31] Y
    Got it!
[01:32] L
    Toss!
[01:33] L
    Receive!
[01:35] L
    Attack!
[01:37] A
    All right! Smooth sailing.
[01:40] MC
    Level two: Auto Pilot.
[01:43] L
    They're moving!
[01:45] Y
    Hey! Stop!
[01:48] Y
    Wait!
[01:51] A
    Hold it right there, Underpants Only!
[01:53] Y
    Got him, got him, got him!
[01:55] Y
    Nice one, Alfa!
[01:57] MC
    Speeding up. Speeding up!
[02:02] L
    For real?!
[02:06] A
    Underpants Only is in trouble!
[02:07] Y
    If he falls over, the balls will fall out!
[02:09] A
    Protect him!
[02:18] Trio
    Underpants Only!
SIGN    1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt
SIGN    1. Team Morishita - 1362pt 2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt
SIGN    2. Team Gomasunda - 1235pt 3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt
SIGN    3. Team Hachikin - 1232pt 4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt
SIGN    4. Team Agurakaitenai - 1002pt 5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt
SIGN    5. Team Morikun - 981pt 6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt
SIGN    6. Team Kourogu - 912pt 7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt
SIGN    7. Team Shiyoken - 895pt 8. Team Fusako - 763pt 9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt 10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt
SIGN    8. Team Fusako - 763pt
    9. Team Hijitsugai - 145pt
    10. Team Mottonaguritai - 93pt
    11. Team gd Men - 0pt
SIGN    Fairy Tale Zone
[02:29] N
    Fairy Tale Zone.
[02:30] N
    Welcome to the world of Dream Island!
[02:34] L
    This seems totally different from before.
[02:36] Y
    Yeah, it's exciting!
[02:40] Y
    Look over there! How cute.
[02:42] A
    Yeah. Something relaxing about it...
[02:44] A
    Wait, that guy on the end!
[02:46] A
    Don't force yourself, man!
[02:50] L
    Someone's controlling them?!
[02:51] Y
    He's the mastermind!
[02:54] A
    And now I feel depressed.
[03:00] N
    The Shooting Zone.
SIGN    The Shooting Zone
[03:02] N
    You score points by shooting bad guys!
[03:05] L
    I've done something like this before!
[03:07] Y
    You get more points for how
    bad the person is, right?
[03:10] A
    Pardon me.
[03:13] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated a robber.
    1 point.
[03:15] A
    One point for shooting a robber?!
[03:17] L
    You're not gonna score going
    after the obvious targets!
[03:19] L
    It's this guy!
[03:21] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated customer at the register (who is threatening the clerk)
    5 Points.
[03:22] L
    That's all I get even when
    he's threatening the clerk?!
[03:24] Y
    There!
[03:27] L
    Whoa!
[03:27] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated a co-worker who won't shut up about adding him to your Line friends.
    100 points.
[03:28] Y
    Nobody likes it when you won't shut
    up about being added on Line!
SIGN    Bonus Time
[03:33] N
    Bonus Time.
[03:35] N
    Many bad guys will appear,
    so please defeat them.
SIGN    Bonus Time
[03:38] Y
    Come on, let's rack up some points
    and go for the high score!
[03:41] Light
    There!
[03:44] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated the guy screwing around in the cooler.
    100 points.
[03:44] L
    No screwing around in the cooler!
[03:48] A
    Gotcha!
[03:50] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated a customer who opened a sealed magazine.
    5 points.
[03:52] A
    I mean, that's just bad manners.
[03:56] L
    We can get the high score!
[03:57] L
    Yomi, bring it home!
[03:58] A
    I'm sure the boy can make it happen!
[04:04] L
    I wanna be a hero with a girlfriend!
[04:06] A
    I want cheesy romance every day!
[04:08] Y
    Cake!
[04:14] Y
    No loitering outside the store!
[04:14] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated the punks who were loitering outside the store.
    2000 points.
[04:17] Trio
    Well?!
SIGN    1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
    2. Team gd Men - 3234pt
    3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
[04:24] L
    Y-you...
[04:26] L
    Underpants Only!
[04:29] L
    Huh?!
[04:30] N
    Defeated the owner of the convenience store
[04:30] [SONG] Sign
    Defeated the owner of the convenience store who works his employees
    to the bone while refusing to increase their wages.
    10,000 points.
[04:31] N
    who works his employees to the bone
    while refusing to increase their wages.
[04:35] N
    Ten thousand points.
SIGN    1. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
    2. Team gd Men - 3234pt
    3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
SIGN    1. Team gd Men - 13234pt
    2. Team Ruchikin - 3235pt
    3. Team Morikun - 3054pt
[04:36] Y
    Yes!
[04:37] Trio
    All right!
[04:42] A
    We even got a prize!
[04:45] L
    Yeah! A magic key, right?
[04:47] L
    Hope we get to use it someday!
[04:49] Y
    You two did great this time!
[04:51] L
    I knew I could count on you two, too!
[04:56] A
    Hey. Hey!
[04:58] A
    I'm included when you say that, right?
[04:59] A
    Right?!
[05:00] A
    You're not gonna form a new
    party without me, are you?!
SIGN    Today's Princess
[05:08] Trio
    gd Men.
[05:13] Mel
    I am finished being a girl who
    simply waits for the hero.
[05:17] Mel
    Yes...
[05:19] Mel
    I have decided to confront my own existence.
[05:23] Mel
    The most sublime form of
    wasting time... philosophy.
[05:28] Mel
    This princess has become a philosopher.
[05:32] Mel
    As I sit here, upon and a part of the Earth,
[05:34] Mel
    a door opens to my own inner universe.
[05:37] Mel
    But what is the universe? What is it really?
[05:39] Mel
    Where is beyond the universe?
[05:41] Mel
    If everything that exists
    is part of the universe,
[05:43] Mel
    wouldn't anything that exists
    outside of it not be the universe?
[05:46] Mel
    What... is the world?
[05:49] Mel
    What is the universe, where am I? What am I?!
[05:54] Mel
    I'm scared! Thinking about it is scary!
[05:57] Mel
    No more!
SIGN    Today's Crystal
SIGN    Illustration_ZZ ZZZ-san
[06:02] Trio
    gd Men!
[06:07] Y
    It's not glowing today...
[06:09] L
    Three, two, one, go!
[06:12] A
    Are you psychic?!
[06:17] Y
    Whoa.
[06:17] A
    Man!
[06:19] A
    This is kinda...
[06:21] Y
    The eyes are kinda vacant...
[06:23] L
    Not to mention the way he
    moves is... eerily sexy?
[06:27] Y
    Okay, I'll go!
[06:31] L
    That was fast.
[06:34] Y
    If you want to touch the right side
    of my chest, form a line over here!
[06:37] Y
    If you watch to touch the left, over here!
[06:39] Y
    Now, which will it be?
[06:43] L
    That's really what it looks like...
[06:46] L
    Oh, man!
[06:48] Y
    Like, you have to touch one!
[06:51] A
    So it's like a penalty?
[06:53] A
    Okay, I'll go.
[06:55] L
    Go for it.
[06:56] A
    Here I go!
[07:00] A
    He is in charge of the western wing,
[07:02] A
    and over here, the manager
    of the eastern wing.
[07:05] A
    I, on the other hand,
    am just passing through.
[07:10] Y
    For someone who's just passing
    through he's kinda... intense?
[07:12] Y
    Has a really strong presence?
[07:14] L
    You're telling me!
[07:16] Y
    Way too much.
[07:17] A
    Maybe those are formal clothes
    from his home country.
[07:21] L
    I've got one!
[07:22] L
    That one helped me figure it out.
[07:23] A
    Yeah?
[07:25] L
    It's kinda old fashioned, though.
[07:26] A
    Okay. Those are the best.
[07:28] L
    Did you drop the monk on the right?
[07:32] L
    Or the one on the left?
[07:34] L
    Who cares? Hold me!
[07:38] Y
    Oh, man!
[07:41] Y
    Oh, man....
[07:42] Y
    I guess no one cares, then?
[07:44] L
    Not in the end!
SIGN    Preview
[08:24] Y
    It's such a waste to go to sleep.
SIGN    Next... GD-Project ~ Normal Edition * Episode 10 ~
[08:26] Y
    Can I squeeze you?
[08:27] A
    Yeah, nothing like that's happening.