11 - Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Raise up the Demon Lord Along With the Melody [00:51] Blue     What's that supposed to mean? SIGN    Level 11: The Demon Lord's Castle Is Like, Right There [00:52] Yellow     Oh, that. [00:54] Yellow     Apparently, if you praise the     Demon Lord, the door will open. [00:58] Red     Wait, we're supposed to     praise the Demon Lord? [00:59] Yellow     Yeah. [01:01] Red     Oh... Okay. [01:02] Yellow     Yeah. [01:05] Red     The Demon Lord is super,     super, super, superior. [01:10] Blue     It's not opening. [01:11] Red     Seriously? [01:13] Yellow     I'm sort of copying Light's, but.. [01:19] Yellow     Your pnis is very, very splendid. [01:22] Red     You're not supposed to laugh. [01:23] Blue     Can you say that? [01:26] Blue     That's not going to open it. [01:28] Yellow     Maybe I should've said how big it was. [01:30] Red     Seriously? [01:32] ---     'Kay, I'm going! [01:35] Red     Alfa, you see, is actually a dck. [01:39] Yellow     Why did you just insult me? [01:40] Blue     That's got nothing to do with anything! [01:43] yellow     I'm an AI robot so I'm definitely not     lacking down there. Don't mess with me. [01:46] Red     You're not? [01:47] Yellow     Of course not! [01:48] Red     How many centimeters? [01:50] Yellow     Next. [01:50] Blue     Okay, here I go. [01:54] Blue     Happy trails...     You're so bushy down there. [02:00] Red     Is that considered a compliment? [02:02] Blue     Yeah, totally. [02:03] Yellow     Oh, yeah. [02:04] Yellow     I forgot I took the magic key     the other day. Tee-hee my bad. [02:09] Both     Hey! [02:10] Red     Hey, you... you... [02:11] Yellow     Okay, well, let's go. [02:15] Blue     Ready, and... [02:17] All     Hup! [02:24] Red     Hey, wait a sec. [02:26] Red     There's some kind of character over there! [02:27] Red     Is that the Demon Lord? [02:28] Blue     You're right. Huh? [02:30] Blue     Isn't that the person who showed up     in the crystal ball the other day? [02:33] Yellow     That must be the Demon Lord... [02:35] Yellow     Or actually a background character     that didn't escape in time. [02:38] Red     She's surprisingly cute. [02:39] Blue     Really? Isn't that the princess? [02:42] Red     Yomi! This is a game where you're     supposed to save the princess. [02:44] Red     There'd be a lot of questions     if we just opened the gate [02:46] Red     and the princess just happened     to be standing there. [02:48] Pink     Hey, hold it! [02:50] Pink     Who was it? Who was it? [02:55] Red     Sorry, what? [02:56] Yellow     You're not a background character? [02:58] Pink     Of course not. Can't you     tell just by looking at me? [03:01] Pink     I'm Princess Melody! [03:03] Blue     See? I told you. [03:05] Red     Hey, Alfa, is this really the princess? [03:08] Yellow     Um... Uh... [03:11] Yellow     No idea. [03:13] Blue     You don't know? [03:14] Yellow     My memory's been deleted... or something. [03:18] Pink     Are you the AI robot that Papa sent for me? [03:21] Red     Yup! That's him! [03:23] Blue     So you are the princess. [03:24] Blue     But why don't you know each other? [03:26] Pink     Huh? Isn't that obvious? [03:27] Yellow     U-Um, Princess... [03:29] Pink     Well, there're like 500 of these back home. [03:32] Both     What?! [03:36] (Flashback) Pink     There're like 500... There're like 500... [03:39] (Flashback) Pink     There're like 500... There're like 500... [03:43] Yellow     Please stahp! [03:46] Red     You're the background character! [03:48] Blue     There's that many of you? [03:50] Red     Do you guys call each other like     Oso-al, Cho-al, Jyushi-al? [03:53] Pink     I think he's more of a Todo-al. [03:54] Yellow     Stop! Please! [03:58] Pink     So hilarious! [04:02] Pink     Who the hell cares?! [04:05] Pink     Do you have any idea how long I've     been waiting? You're so useless! [04:08] Red     Useless? [04:08] Pink     My heart's not going pitter-patter     at all. Total fail. Epic fail. [04:12] Red     Crap she's using some normie language. [04:14] Yellow     Regardless of how you may feel,     the King is waiting for you. [04:17] Yellow     Let us go back to the mansion. [04:18] Pink     Good idea. Yeah, I'll go back.     Yeah, I'll do that. [04:22] Three     Huh? [04:24] Pink     Okay, start over from the beginning. [04:25] Pink     You have to know how to make a     girl's heart go pitter-patter. [04:28] Pink     First impressions are the most important     in date situations like this. [04:30] Pink     Not to mention, having the girl arrive and     have to wait is totally out of the question. [04:33] Yellow     Uh, Princess? You're going over there?     You're going back that way? [04:36] Blue     This is a date? [04:37] Red     Have you ever been on one? [04:38] Blue     Not sure. What about you? [04:40] Red     I'm pretty sure. At least, I'm pretty sure... [04:41] Red     I haven't. [04:42] Pink     Make my heart flutter next time. Kthxbye! [04:45] Yellow     Uh, Princess? Princess! [04:47] Yellow     Please wait! [04:50] Both     No way! [04:52] Yellow     And there you have it. All right.     Let's go raise our levels! [04:56] Both     Like hell! SIGN    Today's Princess [04:57] [SONG] Cap     So tired... SIGN    Illustration by_Kinoshita Takae SIGN    gd Men [05:00] All     gd Men. [05:03] Pink     Before I knew it, I've returned to my cell... [05:07] Pink     But I'm not going to give up! [05:09] Pink     I'm sure that next time a guy who'll     make my heart explode will save me! [05:14] Pink     Wait, they're coming to save     me, but I'm going to die? [05:18] Pink     No way! SIGN    Final Episode Speculation Contest SIGN    Illustration_ Saneyuki-san [05:23] All     gd Men! [05:26] Yellow     Mission complete! Good work, you two. [05:31] Red     Yeah! Good work!     Wait, is this how it's supposed to end? [05:35] Blue     Yeah! We have a whole episode left! [05:38] Yellow     Then why don't we [05:39] Yellow     do a final episode speculation contest     with the time we have left over? [05:43] Red     Yes! Yes! I'm coming! [05:45] Blue     Yeah, that sounds fun. [05:47] Yellow     So what should we do for the final episode? [05:49] Blue     You know... That princess,     was like really scary, right? [05:53] Both     Yeah. [05:54] Blue     And she, like, went back to     the Demon Lord's castle. [05:57] Yellow     Yeah, she did. [05:58] Blue     Maybe she's the Demon Lord. [06:01] Red     I see. [06:02] Red     The old bait and switch! [06:03] Yellow     She first acted like the Demon Lord     that acted like a background character, [06:05] Yellow     but was actually the Demon Lord after all. [06:06] Blue     Yeah, exactly, and not the princess. [06:09] Red     That's actually possible. [06:10] Blue     Plausible, right? [06:12] Yellow     Not to mention, she basically     ripped out my heart, [06:15] Yellow     so should we off her? [06:17] Red     Off her? [06:18] Yellow     Want to off the princess?     No, I mean, the Demon Lord? [06:20] Blue     Yeah, but the thing is...     we're only speculating here. [06:24] Blue     For the final episode. [06:25] Yellow     I guess that's a possibility, [06:27] Yellow     and while we're at it... [06:30] Yellow     Don't you guys want a second season? [06:32] Blue     You mean we'll keep going? [06:32] Red     You're bringing that up now? [06:34] Yellow     We can go on another journey, [06:36] Yellow     and have this one end like,     "Their journey still continues." [06:39] Blue     So there's no closure? [06:40] Yellow     Yeah, because if there's     closure, it'll all be over. [06:41] Blue     Like, "Our journey has only just begun," SIGN    Our journey... SIGN    ...has only just begun! [06:45] Blue     and then we get canceled? [06:46] Yellow     We'll only make it look     like we got canceled... [06:48] Blue     And then, to be continued? [06:49] Yellow     Right. And we'll have the     princess pop up and say, [06:52] Yellow     “Save me, damn it!     There's a second season!” [06:53] Blue     Oh, so she's just gonna say it? [06:54] Yellow     Yeah, totally. [06:55] Yellow     I'll make her say it. [06:56] Red     We'll make it look like we're     leveling up and then just go back. [07:00] Yellow     Yeah. [07:01] Red     That sounds like something     from "Guru Guru." [07:03] Yellow     You really love "Guru Guru." [07:04] Red     I love it. [07:05] Yellow     And also... I might be praising     myself a bit, but... [07:08] Yellow     You know how she said I was just one of 500? [07:14] Yellow     That's got me down a bit, you see. [07:16] Yellow     And then, everyone will tell me it's okay, [07:20] Yellow     and then I'll have a revelation     that I'm okay the way I am. [07:22] Yellow     And then, bam! The sky fills the screen     and everyone is clapping, like, [07:27] Yellow     "Congrats!" "Congrats!" "So happy!" "Bless!" [07:30] Yellow     Something like that. [07:33] Blue     I see. [07:34] Yellow     So, yeah, that. [07:36] Blue     That? [07:37] Yellow     Thank you to my friends,     goodbye to the princess. [07:40] Yellow     And to all of our viewers... [07:43] Two     Congratulations. [07:43] Red     Thanks. [07:44] Red     Oh, I messed up. [07:45] Red     It's a mess! SIGN    Preview [08:23] Yellow     gd Men. Come back again.     It's all for love. [08:28] Blue     Nah.