5 - Fool on the Planet

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[02:51] ---
    So it finally stood up.
[02:54] ---
    It's getting foggy.
[02:56] ---
    It'll go away once the sun's high.
[03:00] ---
    You didn't have
    to come, you know.
[03:04] ---
    Or were you scared
    that I'd throw it away?
[03:07] ---
    If this had even a fraction
    of the power it used to...
[03:12] ---
    Forget about it. Don't worry.
[03:38] ---
    Somewhere in Oozu City
[03:40] ---
    In Front of the Immigration Center Orbit Elevator
[03:44] ---
    Hey there, champ!
[03:46] ---
    Working hard "for tomorrow"?
[03:48] ---
    I did start saving money.
[03:51] ---
    Ah, that's great. Planning is an
    important aspect in life, after all.
[03:55] ---
    Don't worry. You're not
    far from the warehouse.
[04:00] ---
    Thanks.
[04:04] ---
    Whoa, it's heavy!
[04:05] ---
    Hey! That thing's rare!
    Handle it with care!
[04:08] ---
    Sorry!
[04:10] ---
    No worries. It's junk.
[04:13] ---
    Really? Do you know how much...
[04:14] ---
    I totes understand.
[04:16] ---
    I had a hard time throwing away
    the first cell phone I got, too.
[04:21] ---
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[04:28] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[04:33] ---
    I'm not into amusement parks.
    Go with Marco or something.
[04:37] ---
    He didn't come today.
    I think he had work.
[04:40] ---
    - He ditched for a part-time job?
    - You're one to talk.
[04:44] ---
    Come on! If we take a girl,
    they give you a 99% discount!
[04:48] ---
    I'll invite Aiko-chan, so please?
[04:52] ---
    Well, I didn't really
    invite Aiko-chan.
[04:56] ---
    "I want to go to the
    amusement park with you...
[05:00] ---
    ...but I'm embarrassed to ask."
[05:02] ---
    She was saying stuff like that,
    wanting to go. Hey, you listening?
[05:14] ---
    So today I have an important
    announcement to make.
[05:19] ---
    I'm going to get married!
[05:23] ---
    So that's why I decided
    to quit being a teacher today...
[05:27] ---
    ...and I'm going to be
    a normal housewife!
[05:32] ---
    Since it's goodbye,
    can you hear me out?
[05:34] ---
    About how me and my hubby met?
[05:39] ---
    Yes, let's hear it!
[05:41] ---
    So my hubby and I met at Oozu
    Amusement Park around sunset.
[05:46] ---
    A roller coaster was
    about to hit clumsy old me...
[05:50] ---
    ...when someone
    saved me. Yes, him!
[05:54] ---
    Woot woot!
[05:56] ---
    Young ones!
    Amusement parks are paradise!
[06:01] ---
    Youngsters, throw away your books!
    Go to the amusement park!
[06:04] ---
    Go! Go! Go! Go!
[06:19] ---
    Hibaji...
[06:21] ---
    What's wrong? You look down.
[06:25] ---
    Is it girl problems?
[06:29] ---
    I wanted you to be at
    the amusement park the most.
[06:34] ---
    I'm not going.
[06:36] ---
    Hibaji!
[06:40] ---
    Please stop, Miss Haruko.
[06:43] ---
    I'd like a word.
[06:45] ---
    Hibajiri, you stay here.
[06:50] ---
    Don't get involved
    with Hidomi anymore!
[06:54] ---
    Wow, that line is so cool.
[07:02] ---
    Fine. Let's do this.
[07:08] ---
    You really have no talent.
[07:16] ---
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[07:22] ---
    You gotta fight with your own bat.
[07:30] ---
    If you have something you
    want to do, you need strength.
[07:58] ---
    Use your hips. Keep your arms intact.
[08:01] ---
    Tuck your chin and tuck your chin.
[08:04] ---
    Nope. You're not good at all!
[08:10] ---
    I don't see any growth.
[08:13] ---
    It's unfortunate. Truly unfortunate.
[08:15] ---
    Stay away from Hidomi!
[08:31] ---
    If being able to take hits counted
    as strength, you'd be a big deal.
[08:37] ---
    I thought you'd be better.
[08:40] ---
    That's why I taught
    you all those things.
[08:48] ---
    But...
[08:50] ---
    I guess it was all useless.
[08:52] ---
    You know nothing.
[08:57] ---
    You also know
    nothing, Miss Haruko.
[09:03] ---
    You haven't been
    good at all either!
[09:42] ---
    W-What...
[10:01] ---
    Uh-oh. It may not
    make it this time around.
[10:11] ---
    I'll be waiting.
[10:29] ---
    Right now it's 99% off for couples!
[10:32] ---
    Super cheap!
[10:42] ---
    Jeez...
[10:43] ---
    Welcome to
    Oozu Amusement Park
[10:43] ---
    Aiko-chan!
[10:49] ---
    You're always like that, Wataru-kun.
    You don't understand my feelings!
[10:54] ---
    Misaki...
[10:55] ---
    You know it's true!
[10:56] ---
    I love you.
[11:00] ---
    I love you too!
[11:03] ---
    Yuya!
[11:04] ---
    I want you... I want you
    to ride the teacups with me!
[11:09] ---
    Yuya! Why do you always show up?
[11:12] ---
    Wataru, I finally
    realized my true feelings.
[11:17] ---
    I don't want to hear it now!
[11:19] ---
    Yuya!
[11:20] ---
    Wataru!
[11:22] ---
    Stop it, boys! Don't fight over me!
[11:37] ---
    How much longer do
    I have to stay here?
[11:41] ---
    You just have to stay
    right there. Right there.
[11:46] ---
    Young Couples' Day
[11:48] ---
    Pirate Ship Attack
[11:50] ---
    Oozu Amusement Park Attractions
[11:51] ---
    Talk with Dodo-kun!!
[11:53] ---
    Hold it. Not that one.
[11:56] ---
    I thought it was Dodo-kun.
[11:57] ---
    Don't forget we're dealing
    with top secret stuff!
[12:00] ---
    Go through the secret
    communication mode.
[12:03] ---
    Push the Kiwi-chan strap
    in the shopping section.
[12:07] ---
    Which one?
[12:09] ---
    The fluffy one at
    the bottom, in the middle.
[12:13] ---
    Forest Nest
     Spaghetti
[12:14] ---
    Hey, the link went to the wrong place.
[12:16] ---
    Push "Shisochii's
    Chicken Wings" next.
[12:20] ---
    Shisochii's
    Chicken Wings
[12:22] ---
    Icarus Fall
[12:23] ---
    "Icarus Fall is the world's
    third-fastest falling ride..."
[12:24] ---
    Falling
    Penguin Game
[12:26] ---
    Whoa whoa whoa!
    Right there. Go back.
[12:30] ---
    That one. The falling one.
[12:32] ---
    Icarus Fall
[12:35] ---
    There are a lot...
[12:37] ---
    The one with Emu-tan.
[12:38] ---
    What? Which one?
[12:40] ---
    With the fluffy wings...
[12:42] ---
    Use words!
[12:43] ---
    There!
[12:44] ---
    Hi there! It's Dodo-kun here!
[12:49] ---
    It's me.
[12:51] ---
    Ah, sorry. Kids get in
    a lot of times by mistake.
[12:55] ---
    Dodo-kun!
[12:56] ---
    Hi there!
[13:00] ---
    I saw the Viking ship went in.
[13:03] ---
    There are also Immigration
    Control Center matters.
[13:06] ---
    I don't want you to rush this.
[13:09] ---
    What about the flower pot?
    Is it complete?
[13:12] ---
    Yeah. It can be activated anytime.
[13:15] ---
    Really?
[13:16] ---
    The plant is up.
    What intel do you have?
[13:19] ---
    It's Dodo-kun here! Dodododo!
[13:22] ---
    Go away!
[13:23] ---
    Yeah, you're creepy!
[13:26] ---
    Focus on your job. I sent the data.
[13:29] ---
    This is my job too! Do you know
    how much the revenue here...
[13:33] ---
    Can you do it
    without the flower pot?
[13:36] ---
    Nope.
[13:37] ---
    If you can't activate that,
    a plan won't help.
[13:40] ---
    Shut up. I know that.
[13:47] ---
    Aiko.
[13:52] ---
    What is it?
[14:00] ---
    I'm all dried up.
[14:03] ---
    W-Water...
[14:25] ---
    I don't want to remember
    what happened this morning.
[14:30] ---
    Oh my! Hidomi-chan, look!
[14:33] ---
    It must be Jinyu-san. She must've
    felt bad about breaking so many.
[14:38] ---
    I guess so.
[14:40] ---
    Hidomi-chan, you've changed.
[14:43] ---
    I'm just back to my usual self.
[14:45] ---
    No. You're different. Completely.
[14:55] ---
    I changed?
[14:57] ---
    I see.
[15:07] ---
    What are you doing?
[15:11] ---
    Have fun at school, Hidomi-chan.
[15:13] ---
    By the way, your friend Ide-kun...
[15:17] ---
    He's very cute.
[15:19] ---
    Why?
[15:20] ---
    I know everything about you.
    I'm your mommy after all.
[15:24] ---
    That's not it...
[15:26] ---
    You like him?
[15:27] ---
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[15:29] ---
    You're closing the cafe?
[15:33] ---
    Why? Why would you?
[15:35] ---
    I thought you're going to wait
    for Dad to come home here!
[15:40] ---
    I think it's time to stop.
[16:42] ---
    Hi there! I'm Dodo!
[16:49] ---
    Looks like you're all having fun.
[16:52] ---
    Hey, guys!
[16:55] ---
    Kids not even at the end of puberty
[16:58] ---
    have no use other than this, right?
[17:02] ---
    Fire! I mean...
[17:04] ---
    Fire!
[17:26] ---
    They started!
[17:43] ---
    What? What?
[17:52] ---
    Captain! We won't
    be able to make it!
[17:56] ---
    Even if we can't, we've got to do it!
[17:59] ---
    Show them!
[18:01] ---
    Even wrinkles that will get
    flattened out will fight to the end!
[18:06] ---
    Start the attack!
[18:52] ---
    Immigration Center: Lost and Found Satellite Storage
[19:27] ---
    Oh, look here. Oh my.
[19:29] ---
    What an adorable guest.
[19:38] ---
    You were hungry, weren't you?
[19:42] ---
    You poor thing.
[19:52] ---
    They're doing it?
[20:00] ---
    Woot! You look stylin', Hibaji!
[20:04] ---
    Pretty awesome!
[20:14] ---
    Whoa, hold it! Hold it!
[20:16] ---
    What did I do?
[20:19] ---
    I just a li'l nudge to
    the dreams of you youngsters!
[20:22] ---
    Right?
[20:23] ---
    Give him back! Give Ide-kun back!
[20:26] ---
    Whoa! So this is the real strength
    of a middle-school student?
[20:34] ---
    You're just like them in the end!
[20:42] ---
    You like that weird bird,
    right? How stupid.
[20:46] ---
    You're just a girl in love!
[21:05] ---
    It's Atomsk.