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[00:16] ---
    The world's destroyed
    before it becomes beautiful.
[00:20] ---
    This is the world I envisioned.
[00:22] ---
    This is how the world
    should have been.
[00:26] ---
    But in this world...
[00:28] ---
    Only my body is rotting.
[00:31] ---
    Becoming decayed.
[00:33] ---
    Maybe this is how
    I should have been.
[00:39] ---
    Maybe this was my true self.
[00:48] ---
    But then finally, I remember...
[00:51] ---
    That I am still only
    a junior high student...
[00:56] ---
    That I wasn't
    thinking about anything...
[00:59] ---
    And that nothing amazing
    has ever happened here...
[03:05] ---
    Hold it right there.
[03:07] ---
    How many times
    do I have to tell you?
[03:10] ---
    Before you come downstairs,
    say "Good Morning!"
[03:15] ---
    So let's give it another go!
[03:17] ---
    Three, two...
[03:22] ---
    Your tsundere persona is getting
    polished every day, Hidomi-chan.
[03:27] ---
    I understand there are
    customers who come for that...
[03:30] ---
    ...but I'm your mom after all.
[03:34] ---
    What about breakfast?
[03:36] ---
    I can add this week's special
    with the usual morning set.
[03:39] ---
    Sauteed natto.
[03:44] ---
    I don't want any.
[03:45] ---
    Yeah? Then have a good day.
[03:50] ---
    But before you go. Three, two...
[03:53] ---
    Good morning, Mommy.
[04:21] ---
    Good morning!
[04:23] ---
    Morning, Hidomi!
[04:27] ---
    Morning...
[04:29] ---
    Nothing'll come out if you keep
    teasing it endlessly like that.
[04:32] ---
    She knew that and kept
    swirling, twirling, whirling...
[04:36] ---
    And I was in
    heaven for eternity...
[04:38] ---
    You okay, Ide-kun?
[04:40] ---
    So what happened
    to you yesterday, Ide?
[04:43] ---
    Huh? Yesterday, you ask?
[04:46] ---
    That teacher spent the night at
    your place, right? What happened?
[04:51] ---
    Well, I'll leave that
    to your imagination.
[04:55] ---
    Wow!
[04:57] ---
    For reals? Seriously?
[04:59] ---
    Congratulations, I guess.
[05:02] ---
    Well, yeah...
[05:04] ---
    It's real?
[05:05] ---
    Oh yeah. What was the "secret
    plan" you mentioned yesterday?
[05:08] ---
    Oh, that.
[05:12] ---
    What's that?
[05:13] ---
    Art gallery.
[05:14] ---
    Art gallery?
[05:15] ---
    For reals?
[05:16] ---
    Women are suckers for
    these things. Got it, boys?
[05:20] ---
    You seem to have
    a different persona, Ide.
[05:22] ---
    It's not about my character...
[05:25] ---
    Looking at art and thinking about
    the world we live in. The universe?
[05:28] ---
    Scrutinize it? Peek in from a gap?
[05:31] ---
    I'm interested in the philosophical...
[05:35] ---
    You're not interested in that.
[05:37] ---
    That's not true! Well, honestly I'm
    not interested in fine art like this...
[05:42] ---
    ...but look. If we go see
    a beautiful night scene like this...
[05:46] ---
    ...we could
    deepen our relationship.
[05:48] ---
    Relationship!
[05:50] ---
    Wow...
[05:51] ---
    Ide... Ide... Why you, Ide...
[06:03] ---
    When are you pulling
    the trigger on your relationship?
[06:07] ---
    What are we talking about?
[06:08] ---
    Your grown-up art gallery...
[06:10] ---
    Mori-kun, let's not talk about that.
[06:13] ---
    Huh?
[06:13] ---
    Why don't we talk about
    your fashion sense today?
[06:17] ---
    What about it?
[06:17] ---
    What's with your style?
[06:19] ---
    This is unisex. Right, Marco?
    This is totally unisex, right?
[06:24] ---
    I guess so...
[06:26] ---
    What's unisex?
[06:27] ---
    You're so outdated. If you bring
    gender into fashion these days...
[06:31] ---
    ...they'll lock you in a nursing home!
[06:34] ---
    Really?
[06:35] ---
    That's right. Plenty of
    guys wear skirts nowadays.
[06:38] ---
    Do they, Marco? Can old farts...
[06:41] ---
    ...who look like they sleep
    on benches till dawn wear skirts?
[06:44] ---
    Who's an old fart?
[06:45] ---
    I think anyone can
    wear whatever they like.
[06:49] ---
    Right? That's the truth!
[06:51] ---
    Fine, just quit
    showing your underwear.
[06:53] ---
    I'm not showing it to you.
    You're the one looking.
[06:57] ---
    I'm not trying to, but I can see it.
    Anyone instinctively would.
[07:01] ---
    Right, Marco?
[07:02] ---
    I guess.
[07:04] ---
    You don't need
    to look at my panties.
[07:06] ---
    They're briefs, not panties.
[07:08] ---
    Because you can look at Miss
    Shimazaki's panties all you want!
[07:12] ---
    What are you saying!
    Don't be stupid! You're so dumb!
[07:27] ---
    Good morning.
    Please repeat after me.
[07:29] ---
    Good morning.
    Please repeat after me.
[07:33] ---
    Sit down.
[07:36] ---
    We're already sitting.
[07:38] ---
    Marvelous.
[07:41] ---
    Full house then.
[07:44] ---
    For today's subject,
    I'd like ask you, today's youth...
[07:46] ---
    ...who are starting
    an understandably regrettable day.
[07:50] ---
    Yeah, he's wearing a uniform
    
    Why a uniform?
    
    No other boy would wear a uniform
    
    Really? Couldn't be
    
    I'm serious I saw him
    
    Did you get a good look? Not just a glance
    
    That bag! It has to be!
    
    Bag, haha! That's hilarious
    
    I know, right!
    
    Awesome if true
    
    So weird
    
    What about his hands?
    
    I only saw his face
[07:50] ---
    What is the most important thing
    for you, society's weakest links?
[07:55] ---
    You over there.
[07:56] ---
    I don't know.
[07:57] ---
    Correct.
[07:58] ---
    I saw Miss Shima come out of a run-down apartment
    
    Then Ide came out
    
    How old is Miss Shima
    
    Really old
    
    Did she spend the night at Ide's?
    
    So he's lost his virginity?!
    
    (>m<)
    
    Whoa...
    
    He'll stop acting like a virgin now
[07:59] ---
    
[08:03] ---
    I bet he called her teacher~!
    
    Or Miss Shima! haha
    
    Ugh, doing it with a teacher is so gross
    
    Well, Miss Shima's so plain lol
    They make a good couple lol
[08:09] ---
    It's been one week since I was
    assigned to this class. That is all...
[08:13] ---
    ...I want to teach you.
[08:17] ---
    Now we'll begin
    the lesson plan.
[08:19] ---
    Teacher...
[08:21] ---
    We shouldn't do this...
[08:22] ---
    Teacher...
[08:24] ---
    This is wrong...
[08:26] ---
    Teacher....
[08:29] ---
    T-Teacher... Teacher... T...
[08:30] ---
    I'm going to get in trouble...
    I'm gonna get in trouble!
[08:33] ---
    Teacher, I can't...
[08:34] ---
    Look at this... It's so big...
[08:37] ---
    T-Teacher...
[08:40] ---
    What's she making her watch?
[08:42] ---
    From the audio... It's bad.
    Real naughty.
[08:46] ---
    Next.
[08:53] ---
    Next.
[08:59] ---
    You could react a little.
[09:02] ---
    You don't want to hit adolescence
    when you're over the hill.
[09:05] ---
    Okay, we've had enough here.
[09:09] ---
    Who's next?
[09:11] ---
    Me!
[09:12] ---
    Oh, I don't need to test you, Ide-kun.
[09:15] ---
    Who's next?
[09:16] ---
    Me!
[09:17] ---
    Mori, what do you see?
[09:19] ---
    It's...
[09:20] ---
    What is this?
[09:41] ---
    Princess, may I have a napkin?
[09:44] ---
    Is my avocado
    parfait ready yet?
[09:47] ---
    Hidomi-chan,
    I'd like more coffee please.
[09:51] ---
    Princess is best like that...
[09:55] ---
    I love it when she looks
    down at us with those eyes.
[09:59] ---
    Same here.
[10:03] ---
    You're on fire, princess. You have
    what it takes to be a champ...
[10:09] ---
    Thanks, Hidomi-chan.
    I couldn't have done it without you.
[10:15] ---
    But I guess I need
    to hire someone soon.
[10:19] ---
    I shouldn't waste your valuable
    time with helping out at the cafe.
[10:30] ---
    The plant here is the same.
[10:33] ---
    Even the sound it makes.
[10:38] ---
    I wonder where he is now?
[10:49] ---
    I've been thinking lately...
[10:51] ---
    Maybe it's time we stop
    waiting for him in this city.
[10:58] ---
    Sorry. I shouldn't say things
    like this. But you're now...
[11:03] ---
    Mommy. You know what?
[11:22] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
[11:25] ---
    That was a close one, ma'am.
[11:29] ---
    She was about to overflow.
[11:32] ---
    Overflow?
[11:36] ---
    Strange.
    I thought it was a fatal hit.
[11:39] ---
    Fatal hit?
[11:41] ---
    Unfortunately, ma'am, your
    daughter is completely fine.
[11:45] ---
    That's unfortunate?
[11:46] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
[11:48] ---
    Are you okay? Are you hurt?
[11:54] ---
    Hey, that's mine!
[11:55] ---
    Nothing's playing.
[11:57] ---
    Give it back!
[12:02] ---
    Where did you buy this?
[12:04] ---
    It's not something anyone can get.
[12:08] ---
    This...
[12:12] ---
    Someone gave this to me.
[12:14] ---
    You should keep it off.
    It doesn't suit you.
[12:19] ---
    Pretending not to hear.
    That's your thing, right?
[12:23] ---
    When you're paused like that,
    your body will just rot away.
[12:29] ---
    Is that what you want to become?
[12:39] ---
    W-Wait a minute!
[12:42] ---
    I will take full responsibility for
    your daughter retaining her life.
[12:48] ---
    Oh. By the way.
[12:50] ---
    Be careful of
    the woman on the Vespa.
[12:58] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
    Did you see her plate numbers?
[13:01] ---
    It's a hit and run! Don't be
    an irresponsible adult like that!
[13:05] ---
    What is... with her?
[13:07] ---
    But she was kinda cool...
[13:11] ---
    What?
[13:18] ---
    There's nothing I want to be.
[13:21] ---
    There's nothing I want to do.
[13:24] ---
    There isn't an image I want to be.
[13:27] ---
    I have nothing.
[13:29] ---
    All that's there is... zero.
[13:56] ---
    W-What is this!
[14:04] ---
    Hidomi-chan?
[14:05] ---
    Hidomi-chan!
[14:07] ---
    Mom...
[14:37] ---
    Hibajiri-san?
[14:41] ---
    Um... Ide-kun?
[14:50] ---
    It's starting to move!
[14:53] ---
    What is that?
[14:55] ---
    I don't know either.
    I was walking home and...
[14:58] ---
    This late?
[15:00] ---
    It came out of nowhere.
[15:02] ---
    From where?
[15:04] ---
    F-From my head.
[15:14] ---
    We should be safe here...
[15:35] ---
    Dammit! What's going on?
[15:40] ---
    N-No!
[15:41] ---
    Dammit!
[16:55] ---
    I see. Now I get it.
[17:04] ---
    Hey! Where's the one
    who pulled that out of you?
[17:09] ---
    Answer me! You were hit.
[17:12] ---
    By the woman on a Vespa!
[17:15] ---
    Ves...pa?
[17:21] ---
    U-Um...
[17:23] ---
    Who are you?
    What about Ide-kun?
[17:28] ---
    I'm going to take care of his
    wounds. You should head home.
[17:33] ---
    Hey, wait!
[17:34] ---
    Oh, by the way.
[17:38] ---
    That looks good on you.
[18:12] ---
    Well, I'm glad nothing
    happened to you, Hidomi-chan.
[18:20] ---
    I was worried you
    ran away from home.
[18:28] ---
    But if you're going to run
    away, do it with a bang.
[18:31] ---
    Just don't break
    the house next time.
[18:43] ---
    W-Why?
[18:45] ---
    She said she'll take responsibility
    for yesterday. Introduce yourself.
[18:50] ---
    The name's Jinyu.
[18:56] ---
    Ide! What's with
    all those bandages?
[18:59] ---
    What happened?
[19:02] ---
    Well, a lot happened.
    A lot of things.
[19:08] ---
    Lots of things?
[19:24] ---
    Today, as you start a disastrous
    day as modern-day youth...
[19:30] ---
    ...I, as the clear structural winner
    in life, would like to present you...
[19:34] ---
    Takeshi likes Emily, right?
    
    For real?!
    
    Really?!
    
    I didn't know that!
    
    Then he's free now!
    
    Chance!!
    
    Chance!!
    
    Go!!
    
    You'll never get a chance like this again!!
    
    Go with the flow
    
    Huh?
    
    You mean me?!
    
    You'll do it, right?
[19:35] ---
    ...very important banter on
    how to live in this universe.
[19:39] ---
    You there.
[19:40] ---
    Ah.
[19:41] ---
    Correct.
[19:43] ---
    She's free, after all
    
    Huh?
    
    Yeah, fair game hah
    
    Free!
    
    Hang on!
    
    Don't say you're not interested now!
    
    What'll it be Take-chan!
    
    You guys...
    
    You've gotta do
    
    You'd better do it!
[19:43] ---
    
[19:45] ---
    
[19:48] ---
    She'll never be free like this again!
    
    Yep
    
    She's free, good and free!
    
    Free flee! flee free
    
    Free fooly
    
    Fooly free?
    
    Fooly cooly?
[19:53] ---
    ...I know those who live contently by
    fulfilling animalistic sexual urges...
[19:56] ---
    I gave so, so much,
    but there was little output.
[19:59] ---
    I have no use for
    a piece-of-scum bug...
[20:02] ---
    Fooly... cooly...
[20:04] ---
    I don't want all of you
    to be that non-existent youth.
[20:09] ---
    I want all of you to become
    adults of cosmological scale!
[20:09] ---
    You've gotta do
    
    You'd better do it!
    
    She'll never be free like this again!
    
    Yep
    
    She's free, good and free!
    
    Free flee! flee free
    
    Free fooly
    
    Fooly free?
    
    Fooly cooly?
    
    Fooly cooly??
    
    Fooly cooly???
    
    Fooly cooly ヽ(°0°°)?
    
    Fooly cooly
    
    Fooly cooly!!?
    
    FLCL
    
    Fooly cooly!!!!!
    
    fooly cooly
    
    FL--CL--
    
    Fooly cooly
    
    flcl!
[20:13] ---
    You don't need wings to go
    venture out into the universe.
[20:15] ---
    Who would ride
    a four-wheeled car with wings?
[20:19] ---
    You must not become
    that kind of adult.
[20:21] ---
    You do not need four wheels.
    You only need two!
[20:24] ---
    As loaches gather
    underneath a willow tree!
[20:27] ---
    There is a lot of gravity underneath
    all of you! You must conquer it!
[20:27] ---
    Fooly cooly???
    Fooly cooly ヽ(°0°°)?
    Fooly cooly
    Fooly cooly!!?
    FLCL
    Fooly cooly!!!!!
    fooly cooly
    FL--CL--
    Fooly cooly
    flcl!
    Fooly! Cooly!
    FLCLFLCLFLCL
    Fooly cooly!
    Fooly cooly!!
    FLCL!!Fooly cooly!
    FLCL
    Fooolyycooolyy
    fooly cooly!
    Fooly!! Cooly!!!
    Fooly cooly fooly cooly
    Fooly! Cooly!
    FLCL
    Fooly coooly
    Fooly Cooly fooly cooly
    F!L!C!L!
    Fooly cooly -ly-
    FLCL !
    Fooly!! Cooly!!!!
    Fooly cooly Fooly cooly
    Fooly! Cooly!
[20:31] ---
    Stand up, youth!
    Do whatever you want!
[20:34] ---
    As least adequate as you can
    possibly be! Completely sloppily!
[20:37] ---
    Born to be mild!
[21:03] ---
    Finally, the real one appears.