2 - Grown-up Wannabe

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[00:04] ---
    The album was fifth
    on the Billboards last year.
[00:07] ---
    And my mentor shot
    the cover. It freaked me out.
[00:12] ---
    That's cool.
[00:13] ---
    Oh yeah.
    Can you model next time?
[00:17] ---
    Model?
[00:19] ---
    You can invite your
    friends too if you want.
[00:23] ---
    Sounds fun.
[00:24] ---
    Right?
[00:26] ---
    I want to start thinking about
    making a photo book, you know?
[00:30] ---
    I can't be a college student forever.
[00:33] ---
    You're right.
[00:35] ---
    Oh yeah.
[00:36] ---
    A senior at my college started
    a company. He asked me...
[00:43] ---
    So Bunta didn't eat them
    again today. Mom was so mad.
[00:47] ---
    Some people don't like them.
[00:49] ---
    I do.
[00:50] ---
    Right? People hate
    them without trying them.
[00:54] ---
    In fact, tomatoes are the
    world's tastiest vegetable!
[00:58] ---
    Depends on the person.
[00:59] ---
    You think so?
[01:03] ---
    Is that Hijiri?
[01:11] ---
    They kissed!
    Did you see? They just kissed!
[01:15] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[01:16] ---
    They smooched! Smooch!
[01:18] ---
    Calm down.
[01:21] ---
    My head hurts.
[01:23] ---
    I didn't get enough sleep.
[01:26] ---
    I thought you didn't want a boyfriend.
[01:29] ---
    I said not any boy in class.
[01:32] ---
    Harsh!
[01:33] ---
    What does he do?
[01:34] ---
    He's in college.
[01:36] ---
    You attract all sorts of guys.
[01:39] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[01:41] ---
    Yajima!
[01:42] ---
    Y-You're really dating
    a college student?
[01:46] ---
    That came from nowhere.
[01:47] ---
    It's out.
[01:49] ---
    Word gets around fast.
[01:50] ---
    It happens.
[01:53] ---
    I-Is it true? It is?
[01:57] ---
    Go, Sasaki!
[02:01] ---
    Give Hijiri Yajima back!
SIGN    Give Back Yajima
[02:04] ---
    Give her back!
[02:05] ---
    Dating college students is improper!
[02:08] ---
    Give back? She wasn't
    yours in the first place.
[02:12] ---
    Can you make them stop?
[02:15] ---
    They're noisy, and it's out of hand.
[02:18] ---
    It's not my problem.
[02:21] ---
    What's with you?
[02:23] ---
    You're the cause.
[02:24] ---
    Let's calm down!
[02:27] ---
    Enough! It shouldn't
    matter who Hijiri dates!
[02:30] ---
    What, Koumoto?
SIGN    Give Back Yajima
[02:33] ---
    Don't butt in just because Sasaki is with us!
[02:36] ---
    H-He has nothing to do with it!
[02:38] ---
    Yeah! I don't!
[02:40] ---
    We don't need a romcom plot.
[02:43] ---
    No! I'm not interested in him!
[03:00] ---
    You could humor them, you know.
[03:03] ---
    I can't humor immature guys.
[03:07] ---
    Ooh, burn!
[03:10] ---
    Not just the guys, but the girls.
[03:14] ---
    Does it matter?
[03:16] ---
    We're graduating.
[03:19] ---
    That's true...
[03:22] ---
    Is that new? He bought it for you?
[03:24] ---
    That's right.
[03:26] ---
    That brand's worth a used car.
[03:29] ---
    Wow!
[03:31] ---
    Hey, why are you using my stuff?
[03:34] ---
    Why not?
[03:36] ---
    I want to try grown-up makeup.
[03:40] ---
    That bad?
[03:42] ---
    You're too young for this.
[03:44] ---
    Really?
[03:45] ---
    I guess so.
[03:50] ---
    Oh yeah. Did you all want
    to come with me this weekend?
[03:57] ---
    I'm Toshio Shioya. Nice to meet you.
[04:00] ---
    Thanks.
[04:02] ---
    Um...
[04:04] ---
    Pho... Pho... Photo photo?
SIGN    Tsuganei Village
[04:07] ---
    Photographer.
[04:08] ---
    I'm in college, but you could say I'm a pro.
[04:13] ---
    Shall we start?
[04:15] ---
    C'mon.
[04:16] ---
    Here we go!
[04:17] ---
    Okay!
[04:20] ---
    I see. Good, good.
    Let's keep going.
[04:33] ---
    How about we go there and
    do something more ennui.
[04:36] ---
    Hey, aren't there a lot of dogs?
SIGN    Kebab
[04:40] ---
    Strays? I've never seen a toy poodle.
[04:43] ---
    I hope they don't have rabies.
SIGN    Kebab
[04:46] ---
    Oh, Haruko-san?
[04:49] ---
    Hey, Kana-bun!
[04:51] ---
    Why a kebab vendor?
[04:52] ---
    Meat! Meat!
[04:54] ---
    Budget reasons? Forced labor?
[04:57] ---
    Meat!
[04:59] ---
    This is a business.
    I don't want poor students here.
[05:03] ---
    Four orders for them.
[05:05] ---
    He's so grown-up.
[05:07] ---
    Thanks!
[05:09] ---
    Here you go.
[05:10] ---
    Yay!
[05:12] ---
    Oh, tomatoes! Look!
[05:14] ---
    Yeah yeah.
[05:15] ---
    Looks delicious.
[05:17] ---
    Whew, it's hot.
[05:21] ---
    Toshio.
[05:23] ---
    Toshio?
[05:25] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[05:28] ---
    Um, may I take a photo of you, miss?
[05:30] ---
    I dunno. I don't have
    makeup on right now.
[05:35] ---
    Just one shot?
    You can keep the change.
[05:38] ---
    Nope, go through my agent.
    I'll keep the change though.
[05:42] ---
    C'mon. Please?
[05:46] ---
    C'mon, let's go. It'll get cold.
[05:51] ---
    She's got skills.
[05:54] ---
    They left us behind.
[05:57] ---
    Hijiri's amazing! She's sparkling!
[06:04] ---
    It's hot! What is this?
[06:09] ---
    This is so spicy! Really spicy!
[06:14] ---
    It's a little spicy, but...
[06:17] ---
    It's perfectly spicy.
[06:19] ---
    Really!? Really really?
[06:22] ---
    Special space mustard.
[06:24] ---
    It might've been too grown-up for Kana-bun.
[06:30] ---
    Grown-up...
[06:32] ---
    For reals?
[06:35] ---
    Yeah, it's really really?
[06:36] ---
    No way.
[06:37] ---
    Really.
[06:39] ---
    Here you go!
[06:42] ---
    Here.
[06:44] ---
    Okay.
[06:45] ---
    The soup spilled though.
[06:49] ---
    Don't worry. It's the usual guy.
[06:53] ---
    Mr. Full Moon...
[06:55] ---
    Regarding the artificial island
    on Tsuganei City Bay...
[06:59] ---
    Sorry for the wait. One full-moon soba.
[07:02] ---
    I'm tired of waiting.
[07:07] ---
    Again?
[07:11] ---
    Yes... again.
[07:19] ---
    You're not coughing!
[07:21] ---
    I've matured.
SIGN    Artificial Island Rocket Base Expansion Prime Minister Broadcast
[07:23] ---
    I hear there are voices of opposition.
[07:26] ---
    We the government,
    as dignified grown-ups...
[07:30] ---
    ...ask that everyone act
    as sensible grown-ups on this matter.
[07:36] ---
    What does grown-ups mean?
[07:39] ---
    Like eating soba alone
    on a Sunday evening...
[07:48] ---
    Catch!
[07:48] ---
    Thanks.
[07:50] ---
    I knew it was spicy.
[07:55] ---
    Will both of you go shower already?
[08:00] ---
    Bunta, you can go first.
[08:02] ---
    What? I'm watching TV.
[08:05] ---
    If you two don't go,
    Dad can't take his bath.
SIGN    Rocket Base Construction Forced Through
[08:09] ---
    Just five more minutes.
[08:12] ---
    Hey, Bunta, got a girlfriend?
[08:15] ---
    Huh? Yeah.
[08:17] ---
    No way.
[08:18] ---
    Even though you can't eat tomatoes?
[08:20] ---
    Yeah.
[08:24] ---
    Really?
[08:26] ---
    Yeah, sorry.
[08:31] ---
    I thought I should tell you in person.
[08:35] ---
    Since we're grown-ups.
[08:38] ---
    Yeah.
[08:40] ---
    It's not you. So don't feel bad.
[08:44] ---
    I'm fine. It doesn't bother me.
[08:49] ---
    I thought so. Good.
[08:51] ---
    Yeah.
[08:55] ---
    See ya. Thanks for everything.
[08:58] ---
    Sure. Bye.
[09:21] ---
    Cute earrings!
[09:23] ---
    Right?
[09:24] ---
    She came with a college dude!
[09:26] ---
    Quit it!
[09:29] ---
    Hijiri!
[09:30] ---
    Hijiri!
[09:32] ---
    Show us the pictures
    from the other day!
[09:36] ---
    The ones your boyfriend took.
[09:38] ---
    You got the files, right?
[09:40] ---
    Oh.
[09:41] ---
    Do we look like models?
[09:44] ---
    Maybe.
[09:47] ---
    You look thinner in photos, right?
[09:51] ---
    I thought it's the opposite.
[09:53] ---
    But he's a pro. He'd use great angles!
[09:56] ---
    I'm stoked!
SIGN    - I've been thinking about Toshi. I want to see him soon. - Can I have my necklace back? You're not using it, right?
[09:59] ---
    Yajima-san!
[10:01] ---
    Yes?
[10:02] ---
    Your friends ordered drinks.
[10:04] ---
    Okay.
[10:08] ---
    I don't care if I get broken...
    I don't care if I throw it all away...
[10:15] ---
    Love is precious.
[10:16] ---
    I'll leave it here.
[10:18] ---
    C'mon, Hijiri!
[10:20] ---
    We can hear you outside.
    Tone it down a bit.
[10:24] ---
    But we lost our Commu-Center.
[10:27] ---
    Thanks to those giant pins.
    There's nowhere else.
[10:31] ---
    I know, but...
[10:34] ---
    Thank you!
[10:35] ---
    Yay!
[10:37] ---
    Only 35 points!
[10:40] ---
    Hijiri's next!
[10:41] ---
    No thanks, I'm working.
[10:43] ---
    You can sing one song.
[10:45] ---
    No thanks.
[10:47] ---
    Which song?
[10:48] ---
    No thanks!
[10:49] ---
    But you need to sing...
[10:50] ---
    I said no!
[11:02] ---
    I'm just joking.
[11:06] ---
    Jeez! You scared me!
[11:09] ---
    Sorry.
[11:11] ---
    Ah...
[11:13] ---
    Put in my song! My favorite!
[11:16] ---
    Let's dance, girls!
[11:19] ---
    Yeah!
[11:28] ---
    Hijiri was acting kinda strange.
[11:31] ---
    Really? She seemed normal.
[11:34] ---
    She's always kinda aloof.
[11:37] ---
    Wasn't she being too cheerful?
[11:39] ---
    You're overthinking it, Mossan.
    LOL
[11:42] ---
    You think so?
[11:44] ---
    Yeah.
[12:10] ---
    I'm off for the day.
[12:33] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?
[12:35] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?
    What should I do? What should I do?
[12:39] ---
    What should I do?
[13:00] ---
    Know how many confessed
    to Hijiri in middle school?
[13:05] ---
    Like 30?
[13:07] ---
    No, more than 50.
[13:09] ---
    108 guys.
[13:10] ---
    Whoa.
[13:11] ---
    Annoying number.
[13:13] ---
    She rejected most.
[13:15] ---
    I wouldn't expect less from Hijiri.
[13:17] ---
    She had a different aura about her.
[13:25] ---
    It's midnight.
    He said he's coming, right?
[13:30] ---
    Yeah, when I texted earlier.
[13:32] ---
    Maybe we shouldn't do this.
[13:37] ---
    He's here!
[13:44] ---
    Oh. Where's Hijiri?
[13:46] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    Did you bring it for her?
[13:50] ---
    Huh? Um...
[13:52] ---
    Hijiri told me to meet her here.
[13:55] ---
    She's giving the necklace back, right?
[13:58] ---
    Necklace? I don't know
    what he's talking about.
[14:03] ---
    W-We don't understand you!
[14:06] ---
    I think Hijiri arranged
    to meet him here too.
[14:11] ---
    Hijiri!
[14:13] ---
    Why are you all here?
[14:16] ---
    Toshi! Did you get
    my necklace already?
[14:22] ---
    D-Don't look, Hijiri!
    Close your eyes!
[14:28] ---
    I didn't think it would be Haruko-san.
[14:33] ---
    He dumped me.
[14:35] ---
    He said he likes someone else.
[14:38] ---
    Well, it happens.
[14:41] ---
    Right?
[14:44] ---
    No, it's not right.
[14:46] ---
    Why are you so calm about this?
[14:51] ---
    You'll understand
    soon enough, Kana.
[14:54] ---
    I won't understand.
[14:57] ---
    No way.
[14:59] ---
    I don't even want to understand!
[15:01] ---
    Kana-bun!
[15:02] ---
    But Hijiri looked so happy.
[15:06] ---
    You seemed more adult than usual...
[15:09] ---
    Oh shoot. Whoa...
[15:12] ---
    So I couldn't let this pass.
    I just couldn't and...
[15:16] ---
    I don't know...
[15:18] ---
    Well, this is our problem.
[15:21] ---
    It doesn't concern you, so stay quiet.
[15:24] ---
    I know it doesn't concern me...
[15:28] ---
    But...
[15:31] ---
    ...she's my friend.
[15:33] ---
    Kana...
[15:39] ---
    H-Hey, Kana.
[15:44] ---
    Um, it's getting big...
[15:45] ---
    Yes, it is a big deal!
[15:48] ---
    Two people who liked each
    other are breaking up!
[15:51] ---
    No, that's not what we mean...
[15:55] ---
    Huh?
[15:56] ---
    Welcome!
[16:06] ---
    Oh, Kana-bun...
[16:12] ---
    Hey, that's mine!
[16:29] ---
    Got a driver's license?
[16:31] ---
    Not yet...
[16:32] ---
    Then I'll lend you mine.
[16:33] ---
    W-What? I can't drive yet!
[16:37] ---
    Guys have charm, girls have guts,
[16:39] ---
    and Nasser's the president of the UAE.
[16:48] ---
    Right!
[16:55] ---
    Ow...
[16:57] ---
    This is amazing! Just amazing!
    This will get me... the Pulitzer!
[17:02] ---
    Dammit...
[17:03] ---
    Huh? Wha?
[17:07] ---
    Dammit!
[17:20] ---
    Aren't they getting closer?
[17:28] ---
    Watch out!
[17:37] ---
    Where is it? Where is my camera?
[17:46] ---
    What? This sucks!
[17:49] ---
    Dammit!
[17:55] ---
    I can't!
[17:57] ---
    Pets, go without me.
[17:59] ---
    Okay.
[18:00] ---
    You gave up on me so quickly!
[18:02] ---
    Hijiri, are you okay?
[18:06] ---
    I might have some
    talent with driving!
[18:31] ---
    Good job, Mr. Low-Fuel Consumption.
[18:33] ---
    Go!
[18:36] ---
    Got it!
[18:51] ---
    Michael... Bay!
[18:58] ---
    Turn!
[19:17] ---
    Whew, I'm so tired.
[19:18] ---
    Good job.
[19:20] ---
    Where'd it go? Hey.
[19:26] ---
    Toshio.
[19:28] ---
    Let's go home, Hijiri-chan.
[19:31] ---
    We've gone through a lot.
[19:32] ---
    I think I like you more.
[19:36] ---
    You think she'll take you back?
[19:39] ---
    Scum.
[19:41] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[19:42] ---
    W-Wait, let's not do this...
[19:44] ---
    Mossan, stop!
[19:46] ---
    Let go, Hijiri.
[19:47] ---
    It's okay! I'm fine!
[19:49] ---
    Why? Let me go!
[19:51] ---
    Because I'm the same!
[19:59] ---
    I'm no better than him...
[20:02] ---
    Acting cooler...
[20:05] ---
    Pretending everything is fine...
[20:08] ---
    Looking down on others
    like I'm a grown-up...
[20:17] ---
    It was dumb.
[20:19] ---
    I was dumb.
[20:21] ---
    So...
[20:23] ---
    I'm going to stop it now.
[20:27] ---
    Toshio.
[20:30] ---
    It doesn't look good on me.
[20:36] ---
    Don't compare me to you, all right?
[20:40] ---
    Nothing good happens
    from hanging out with kids...
[20:45] ---
    Chance!
[20:49] ---
    So sudden!
[20:55] ---
    Wow, so tiny.
[20:58] ---
    Well, grown-up or kid,
    I don't think it matters.
[21:01] ---
    What's important
    is how big you are.
[21:05] ---
    Anyway, those are on me!
[21:18] ---
    It's spicy.