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4 - Pit-a-Pat

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    The lines connecting pin to pin...
[00:08] ---
    Within the lines are
    the plants of each region...
[00:11] ---
    With the purpose
    to flatten everything?
[00:15] ---
    You didn't knock.
    Rude, as usual.
[00:19] ---
    I don't know Earth manners.
[00:22] ---
    So what'll you do?
[00:24] ---
    Nothing. I'm just observing.
[00:27] ---
    Figures. You're no fun.
[00:30] ---
    Don't meddle any further.
[00:32] ---
    Medical Mechanica won't stay silent.
[00:36] ---
    All you do is talk.
[00:40] ---
    Well, I'm gonna do it my way.
[00:44] ---
    Buh-bye!
[00:50] ---
    If only these guys were interesting.
[00:55] ---
    First Love by Shimazaki Touson
[00:56] ---
    "A maiden who just tied up her hair,
[00:59] ---
    I saw by the apple orchard."
[01:02] ---
    "The flower comb in her hair..."
[01:08] ---
    What is a flower comb?
[01:11] ---
    Fight!
[01:12] ---
    On!
[01:13] ---
    Fight!
[01:13] ---
    On!
[01:14] ---
    Fight!
[01:15] ---
    On!
[01:15] ---
    Sasaki...
[01:16] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, why are
    you making that sound?
[01:23] ---
    Tsuga High, fight!
[01:25] ---
    On!
[01:26] ---
    Fight!
[01:27] ---
    On!
[01:28] ---
    Haruko-san?
[01:41] ---
    Hey, Sasa. How do you read this?
[01:45] ---
    Y-You mean "mediator"?
[01:48] ---
    What about this?
[01:49] ---
    "Stockpile"...
[01:51] ---
    What about this?
[01:53] ---
    "Kuri manjuu"...
[01:56] ---
    And this one?
[01:58] ---
    Oh? What a serious look...
[02:01] ---
    I see it!
    The flames of jealousy!
[02:04] ---
    Shut up! Jeez!
[02:06] ---
    Yeah, leave her alone, guys.
[02:09] ---
    P-Pets...
[02:10] ---
    Okay!
[02:12] ---
    Attention! You may be
    distracted, but attention!
SIGN    Basketball Club Substitute Coach Haruhara Haruko
[02:15] ---
    There's a reason Coach Haruhara is here!
[02:17] ---
    Hey, Aida! Tell them!
[02:19] ---
    I can't! I... I don't
    know what to say!
[02:24] ---
    Sasa, please?
[02:27] ---
    Why me?
[02:28] ---
    Who cares who says it?
[02:31] ---
    Can't hide her annoyance.
[02:33] ---
    Can't stop quipping.
[02:34] ---
    Hurry and tell us!
    This is gross!
[02:37] ---
    Why me?
[02:40] ---
    The Kita High basketball team
    who beat us at regionals...
[02:45] ---
    ...had 10 out of 13
    students transfer schools...
[02:48] ---
    ...so we'll be taking their
    place at the next game.
[02:52] ---
    Please come watch us!
[02:54] ---
    You did a great job!
    Everyone, clap!
[02:58] ---
    That's a lot of transfers.
[02:59] ---
    We were lucky.
[03:13] ---
    Aida!
[03:15] ---
    Show us something!
[03:16] ---
    You suck!
[03:17] ---
    We came to watch!
[03:19] ---
    Don't give up! Focus!
[03:22] ---
    It's so hot.
    We're being steamed.
[03:25] ---
    Oh, that handkerchief is cute.
[03:28] ---
    Wanna trade with this?
[03:30] ---
    Sure. But I made this.
[03:32] ---
    You know... coming to this
    hot and sweaty place is tiring.
[03:38] ---
    People usually don't cheer
    for the team manager.
[03:42] ---
    Go!
[03:43] ---
    Aida!
[03:46] ---
    Hey, what's the winning
    score in basketball?
[03:50] ---
    There's no scoring goal...
[03:55] ---
    That looked painful.
[03:56] ---
    Nice shot, Aida.
[03:57] ---
    What are you doing, Aida?
[03:59] ---
    Shut up! Back at you!
[04:04] ---
    Listen! Fight! Just do it!
    Don't lose and you'll win! That's all!
[04:09] ---
    Guys, focus. The number of
    shots were down second quarter--
[04:14] ---
    Hey. When is this over?
[04:18] ---
    You should be the one focusing!
[04:21] ---
    T-This is unrelated to the game...
[04:24] ---
    Shut up!
[04:27] ---
    Just shut up and prep
    sports drinks for the bench!
[04:34] ---
    Trade this for your chicken?
[04:36] ---
    That's not a fair trade...
[04:38] ---
    Cut it out!
[04:41] ---
    Are they fighting?
[04:42] ---
    Yeah! Go for it!
[04:45] ---
    Sasaki...
[04:47] ---
    You know I want to...
[04:49] ---
    I really want to...
[04:51] ---
    That hurts! Let go!
[04:58] ---
    Ouch!
[05:01] ---
    It backfired!
[05:05] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[05:06] ---
    I-I'm fine...
[05:09] ---
    Maybe not.
[05:11] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:11] ---
    Here.
[05:13] ---
    Liger Balm works
    best for pain relief.
[05:16] ---
    Rub this on me.
[05:23] ---
    You're good.
[05:24] ---
    I'm team manager...
[05:25] ---
    Wow, vulgar.
[05:27] ---
    Sudo-sensei!
[05:30] ---
    Higher... Towards my groin.
[05:33] ---
    L-Like this...?
[05:35] ---
    Yeah... Right there.
[05:38] ---
    You're touching there, too?
[05:39] ---
    She's raunchy.
[05:41] ---
    That attack has no weakness...
[05:42] ---
    Oh! Sorry!
[05:45] ---
    Sasa! Ecchi, sketch, one touch...
[05:47] ---
    What the heck? So dumb...
[05:49] ---
    Whoa! What's that?
[05:51] ---
    Just kidding.
[05:54] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[05:56] ---
    So... What are you going to do?
[05:59] ---
    What's there to do?
[06:03] ---
    I-I don't...
[06:07] ---
    ...have any feelings...
[06:15] ---
    My head...
[06:15] ---
    You okay?
[06:16] ---
    Here it comes.
[06:18] ---
    Is she throwing in the towel?
[06:20] ---
    Her legs are weak.
[06:25] ---
    I can't deal with this!
[06:29] ---
    She ran off.
[06:34] ---
    Koumoto...
[06:37] ---
    I almost had it.
[06:41] ---
    Hey, Sasaki.
[06:43] ---
    Is he dead?
[06:43] ---
    He had It coming.
[06:45] ---
    What are they doing?
[06:47] ---
    They're not playing seriously.
[06:48] ---
    Yeah. They're so weak.
[06:59] ---
    About the unidentified pins
    that appeared all over the world...
[07:04] ---
    There are malicious
    hoaxes being spread...
[07:07] ---
    ...about alien attacks and...
[07:09] ---
    What's going on?
[07:11] ---
    A-Are you all right, Kana-chan?
[07:14] ---
    If you need the day off...
[07:15] ---
    I'm fine!
SIGN    Mysterious Giant Pins Appearing Around the World
SIGN    Prime Minister Broadcast
[07:17] ---
    The spirit of fraternity is key!
[07:20] ---
    Love is sincere! Love thy neighbor!
[07:23] ---
    Yes! Love will save the world!
[07:27] ---
    Everyone's talking about love!
[07:30] ---
    Sorry! I will take off!
[07:37] ---
    We are analyzing
    the pins as we speak.
[07:41] ---
    With our government's
    scientific capacity...
[07:44] ---
    Yes, I've been told
    I look prettier in person.
[07:50] ---
    I haven't said that.
[07:53] ---
    Look at these bumps.
    I'm allergic to soba.
[07:57] ---
    Did you know it can cause death?
[08:00] ---
    Everyone dies eventually...
[08:04] ---
    But there's a difference
    between now and later.
[08:08] ---
    Instead of slurping on
    bad soba, please do your job.
[08:12] ---
    Due to reduction in staff,
    HQ isn't functioning anymore...
[08:18] ---
    So when will that thing move?
[08:21] ---
    Two weeks at the earliest.
[08:23] ---
    I believe it'll start to
    actually flatten in a month.
[08:27] ---
    I guess we need
    to amend the plans.
[08:32] ---
    Oh, and there were
[08:34] ---
    several sightings of that
    Haru-something alien.
[08:38] ---
    I've heard you're
    not unfamiliar with it.
[08:42] ---
    It was a long time ago.
[08:45] ---
    I don't care. Just don't
    cause any more problems.
[08:56] ---
    You cause too many problems...
[09:00] ---
    Oh? Isn't this going
    to cause problems, too?
[09:05] ---
    I'm just checking on your wound.
[09:08] ---
    Just looking?
[09:10] ---
    You should soak more.
[09:13] ---
    I'm all healed, so don't worry.
[09:15] ---
    Then I should check.
[09:18] ---
    Oh? It's hard work
    being a bathing officer.
[09:21] ---
    Immigration.
[09:24] ---
    Those who don't know
    their manners need punishment...
[09:28] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?
[09:34] ---
    Here you go!
[09:37] ---
    W-What is this?
[09:37] ---
    C'mon, just get it out.
[09:41] ---
    You're gonna touch me there?
[09:43] ---
    There!
[09:52] ---
    What's this?
[09:55] ---
    I knew you were a boring guy.
[10:00] ---
    I hope no one gets hurt again...
[10:05] ---
    Hey, what should I do?
[10:08] ---
    I wouldn't know.
[10:10] ---
    Just push him
    down and mount him.
[10:14] ---
    Can you be serious here?
[10:16] ---
    Well...
[10:17] ---
    This is when friends
    help each other!
[10:20] ---
    I don't have experience
    with this. Give me advice.
[10:27] ---
    Yikes, Sasaki!
[10:30] ---
    Koumoto.
[10:34] ---
    Let's see...
[10:36] ---
    It's cramped...
[10:38] ---
    Go for it, Kana!
[10:41] ---
    W-W-What's up?
[10:43] ---
    Um, uh, thanks for coming today.
[10:47] ---
    It's no big deal...
[10:49] ---
    How did you find us?
[10:52] ---
    I asked classmates.
[10:53] ---
    And when I went to your house,
    they said you come to this park a lot.
[11:00] ---
    No, no, no!
[11:02] ---
    Scary, scary, scary!
[11:02] ---
    To her house?
[11:04] ---
    Is he a stalker?
[11:05] ---
    Love is blind.
[11:07] ---
    Were you okay?
    The ball hit you...
[11:10] ---
    It wasn't as bad
    as getting drop-kicked.
[11:14] ---
    Drop-kicked?
[11:15] ---
    "Don't stray off topic."
[11:20] ---
    Don't worry about it. I'm fine.
[11:24] ---
    Oh, that's good.
[11:30] ---
    Actually, I had something
    I wanted to tell you.
[11:40] ---
    Here it comes!
[11:43] ---
    Nothing's going on.
[11:46] ---
    With Haruko-san.
[11:48] ---
    Oh, okay...
[11:50] ---
    As a team manager,
    I can't ignore someone in pain...
[11:53] ---
    I-I guess...
[11:56] ---
    Yeah...
[12:00] ---
    And?
[12:02] ---
    W-What now?
[12:04] ---
    Confess! You can do it!
[12:05] ---
    No way, no way, no way!
[12:08] ---
    "Spiritualism"?
[12:12] ---
    Koumoto, you okay?
[12:15] ---
    No mukumuku!
[12:16] ---
    I-I know...
[12:16] ---
    Koumoto?
[12:18] ---
    Koumoto? Does your head hurt?
[12:19] ---
    I-I'm fine...
[12:21] ---
    No, I'm not!
[12:31] ---
    She ran off again.
[12:36] ---
    Koumoto?
[12:39] ---
    Nice job
[12:50] ---
    Jeez! What am I doing?
[12:53] ---
    Whoa! Can you knock first?
[12:56] ---
    Mom says to come eat dinner.
[12:59] ---
    I don't want any.
[13:01] ---
    What? On a diet?
[13:03] ---
    Shut up. Hey, how is it
    going with your girlfriend?
[13:07] ---
    Pretty good. She's at
    the beach right now.
[13:11] ---
    Look.
[13:13] ---
    See?
SIGN    Bunta-kun, let's go swimming
[13:23] ---
    That pen is cute.
[13:25] ---
    This?
[13:26] ---
    Trade with me.
[13:28] ---
    Is that a brush pen?
[13:29] ---
    That's original!
[13:33] ---
    Gimme something thicker!
[13:36] ---
    Please. Something thick and stiff.
[13:39] ---
    I think 0.5 mm HB is stiff enough.
[13:43] ---
    What? No, no!
[13:53] ---
    Jeez...
[13:55] ---
    She's troubled.
[13:56] ---
    She's in agony.
[13:58] ---
    This is adolescence.
[14:00] ---
    By the way, why Sasaki?
[14:02] ---
    He's frail. And team manager.
[14:05] ---
    Paroxysmal kinesigenic
    choreoathetosis, right?
[14:09] ---
    Yeah, something like that.
[14:13] ---
    What's that?
[14:14] ---
    Sasaki-kun played
    basketball in middle school...
[14:18] ---
    ...but it seems he has a rare
    condition where he can't exercise.
[14:23] ---
    That's why he's team manager?
[14:24] ---
    I shouldn't have judged! Sorry, Sasaki!
[14:28] ---
    I used to be a sickly kid too,
    so I understand how he feels.
[14:37] ---
    Have you seen Sasa?
[14:40] ---
    W-We haven't.
[14:42] ---
    If he's not in class, the cafeteria maybe?
[14:45] ---
    Oh, that's true.
[14:46] ---
    Um!
[14:47] ---
    Why are you looking for him?
[14:50] ---
    It doesn't concern you.
[14:57] ---
    T-This could be trouble.
[14:59] ---
    Sparks are flying.
[15:01] ---
    Why doesn't it concern me?
[15:03] ---
    What's up? That's an ugly expression.
[15:05] ---
    I-It's nothing!
[15:08] ---
    Something's up.
[15:10] ---
    Maybe you got your heart broken?
[15:12] ---
    Yikes!
[15:13] ---
    She's riling her up!
[15:18] ---
    Well, you're too immature
    for feelings or relationships.
[15:22] ---
    See ya!
[15:27] ---
    Kana-bun, good job!
[15:29] ---
    You held out!
[15:30] ---
    You don't want
    to take the first shot.
[15:33] ---
    I've decided.
[15:36] ---
    I made my decision.
[16:01] ---
    What's that?
[16:03] ---
    You don't know Dan Dan Dunk?
[16:06] ---
    It was serialized in Bon Bon.
[16:08] ---
    I don't know what
    Dan Dan or Bon Bon means.
[16:11] ---
    Oh? It's a classic...
[16:16] ---
    Y-You okay?
[16:18] ---
    Y-Yeah. It hurts when I move suddenly,
[16:20] ---
    or my heart pitter patters.
[16:24] ---
    Pitter Patte....?
[16:27] ---
    Yeah...
[16:33] ---
    U-Um...
[16:36] ---
    If you're... If you're interested...
[16:55] ---
    Go! Get it out!
[16:56] ---
    A bit more!
[16:57] ---
    Smooch!
[16:58] ---
    Kiss!
[16:59] ---
    Giiirg!
[17:01] ---
    Giiirg?
[17:22] ---
    Huh? Why?
[17:24] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:26] ---
    I'm not feeling the pitter patter.
[17:28] ---
    I don't feel the sparkle.
[17:38] ---
    Ouch...
[17:38] ---
    My butt! My butt!
[17:40] ---
    What is that?
[17:42] ---
    Another robot?
[17:52] ---
    He ate him!
[17:53] ---
    Sasaki was eaten alive!
[18:10] ---
    They merged?
[18:11] ---
    S-Sasaki!
[18:18] ---
    Jeez...
[18:20] ---
    Don't look so smug!
[18:41] ---
    An iron wall...
[18:42] ---
    Gotta watch him.
[18:44] ---
    Sasaki-sun's good at basketball.
[18:46] ---
    Yeah. Though he's mostly robot.
[18:52] ---
    Dammit! Well then...
[18:56] ---
    She retreated!
[18:57] ---
    This is...
[18:58] ---
    The game-making...
[19:00] ---
    ...three pointer!
[19:02] ---
    She flew!
[19:10] ---
    The left hand...
[19:12] ---
    ...just holds it in place!
[19:28] ---
    It's all about the dunk.
[19:36] ---
    B-ball is great...
[19:42] ---
    Whoa...
[19:52] ---
    Sorry, Sasaki!
[19:56] ---
    I think... I made a mistake.
[20:00] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:06] ---
    The bell rang!
[20:08] ---
    Let's go!
[20:09] ---
    Wait for me!
[20:14] ---
    I think... I'm not ready for this yet.
[20:19] ---
    I'm really sorry! See ya!
[20:29] ---
    In the end, it was
    like Haruko-san said.
[20:34] ---
    I'm not ready for love yet...
[20:39] ---
    And I think the real
    pitter-patter is...
[20:47] ---
    I hoped every day...
[20:49] ---
    Each and every day...
[20:51] ---
    ...would always, always be like this.
[20:56] ---
    That's what I thought.