11 - No Peeking! Kanade's Secret Diary

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    I bet Kanade doesn't\neven think of you as a woman.\n
[00:18] ---
    You're gonna catch a cold.\n
[00:21] ---
    Colds can turn into all kinds\nof worse things. Gotta be careful.\n
[00:26] ---
    Kanade...\n
[00:27] ---
    You can borrow this umbrella.\n
[00:29] ---
    I borrowed it from school,\nthough, so don't lose it.\n
[00:33] ---
    Okay.\n
[00:34] ---
    Well, I've got some business\nto attend to, so I'm off.\n
[00:37] ---
    Business?\n
[00:39] ---
    Later!\n
[01:03] ---
    "FIRST LOVE MONSTER"\n
[02:14] ---
    "No Peeking! Kanade's Secret Diary"\n
[02:24] ---
    Pretty small umbrella.\n
[02:26] ---
    Well, of course: it's the\nstandard primary-schooler size.\n
[02:31] ---
    That thing won't keep you dry.
[02:33] ---
    Taga?\n
[02:34] ---
    It'd be a real pain if you caught a cold.\n
[02:37] ---
    Mind you, I couldn't care less\nif a garbage girl catches a cold,\n
[02:41] ---
    but there's a chance it'll spread to me.
[02:43] ---
    The very thought gives me chills.\n
[02:45] ---
    I'll give that umbrella back to Kanade.\n
[02:59] ---
    That Kanade... Why'd he come home\nand then go right back to school?\n
[03:03] ---
    Sorry I'm late.\n
[03:05] ---
    Aw, you got wet after all, didn't you.\n
[03:07] ---
    Sorry 'bout that, Sadako.\n
[03:09] ---
    I was going to bring you\nan umbrella, but on the way I--\n
[03:13] ---
    Who's there?!\n
[03:15] ---
    Atsushi!\n
[03:17] ---
    Is that... Sadako?\n
[03:21] ---
    You could at least introduce us.\n
[03:23] ---
    You don't hide anything from me, right, Kanade?\n
[03:27] ---
    I'm begging you, Atsushi--\n
[03:29] ---
    don't tell Kaho about Sadako!\n
[03:33] ---
    Why not?\n
[03:34] ---
    They can't meet each other--not yet.\n
[03:37] ---
    Besides, I want to explain this to Kaho myself.\n
[03:42] ---
    Understood. This'll be our little secret.\n
[03:46] ---
    Want to pinky-swear?\n
[03:48] ---
    Kaz and the others know\nabout Sadako. That makes this...\n
[03:54] ---
    ...a promise between men!\n
[03:59] ---
    You've gone and grown up, haven't you, Kanade.\n
[04:11] ---
    Kanade sure was in a hurry.\n
[04:17] ---
    A paper airplane?\n
[04:24] ---
    "Bamboo Primary School Sports Festival"\n
[04:25] ---
    An announcement for their\nsports festival? This could be important!\n
[04:32] ---
    "Secret Diary"\nHuh?\n
[04:33] ---
    Kanade's... diary?\n
[04:36] ---
    I wonder what he's written in there?\n
[04:38] ---
    His true feelings, maybe?\n
[04:42] ---
    Ah!\n
[04:43] ---
    Even if his true feelings are in there, reading a diary is against the rules!
[04:47] ---
    I bet Kanade doesn't\neven think of you as a woman.\n
[04:53] ---
    But... I want to know.\n
[04:56] ---
    "Secret Diary"\nI want to know how Kanade feels.\n
[05:02] ---
    "I want to be with her every day...\n
[05:04] ---
    I want us to be together always.\n
[05:06] ---
    Even after I come home,\nI'm worried someone else will take her.\n
[05:10] ---
    I'm going to have to tell\nKaho about Sadako at some point.\n
[05:14] ---
    This is my critical mission!!"\n
[05:17] ---
    What... is this?\n
[05:19] ---
    Who's this... Sadako?\n
[05:23] ---
    That's low.\n
[05:25] ---
    Reading your boyfriend's diary? Really low.\n
[05:28] ---
    So it's true.\n
[05:31] ---
    You are trash.
[05:44] ---
    "sigh"\n
[05:47] ---
    Keep on sighing like that\nand you'll chase happiness away.\n
[05:51] ---
    Chiaki!\n
[05:53] ---
    I think happiness might\nalready have flown the coop.\n
[05:57] ---
    Don't tell me: Kanade, right?\n
[06:00] ---
    Maybe primary-schoolers ought to\nbe with other primary-schoolers after all.\n
[06:05] ---
    "Takahashi" "Crabita" What makes you say that at this stage of the game?
[06:07] ---
    You're going to wait and\nsee how he matures, right?\n
[06:10] ---
    Yeah... but Kanade might be cheating on me.\n
[06:15] ---
    Kanade, cheating?\n
[06:16] ---
    Uh-huh. Probably with a girl\nnamed Sadako at his school.\n
[06:21] ---
    He wants to eat snacks with her... \n
[06:24] ---
    it looks like he's given her the\njump-rope that his mother left him...\n
[06:29] ---
    Hmm.\n
[06:29] ---
    And that's not all!\n
[06:31] ---
    It feels so good to hug Sadako that\nKanade never wants to stop hugging her!\n
[06:35] ---
    He even wants to see her in his dreams!\n
[06:39] ---
    I see...\n
[06:40] ---
    In a relationship like ours,\nemotional infidelity is the hardest kind.\n
[06:47] ---
    After all, our feelings\nfor each other are all we have.\n
[06:52] ---
    For a supposed emotional affair,\nyou sure know a lot of details.\n
[06:59] ---
    I secretly read Kanade's diary.\n
[07:02] ---
    You're the worst!\n
[07:05] ---
    Reading someone else's diary?\nYou suck, Kaho Nikaido.\n
[07:10] ---
    Yes. I am the worst.
[07:12] ---
    Hey, Mafuyu--\n
[07:15] ---
    thanks for the free show.\n
[07:16] ---
    Eek!\n
[07:18] ---
    Those are the landlord's underpants!\n
[07:20] ---
    I'd say you suck for wearing stolen underwear!
[07:24] ---
    "boing boing"\nYeah, yeah, I suck.\n
[07:27] ---
    But what I don't do is read diaries.
[07:30] ---
    Diaries contain a person's heart.\n
[07:33] ---
    You can peep into a bathroom,\nbut not into someone's heart.\n
[07:36] ---
    Even if it's just for show!\n
[07:38] ---
    You can strain your ears\nto hear what's going on inside,\n
[07:40] ---
    stand guard while he's bathing,\n
[07:42] ---
    drink his bathwater to stay healthy,\n
[07:45] ---
    sniff the shoes he's just taken off,\n
[07:48] ---
    swap your chopsticks\nfor his when he's not looking,\n
[07:52] ---
    --take his old toothbrush out of the trash...\n--I understand--all too well!\n
[07:55] ---
    When you love someone too much, you want everything of theirs!
[08:00] ---
    Their chewed gum, their sneezed-in tissues...\n
[08:03] ---
    Even such things as these are dear.\n
[08:05] ---
    I don't know about that brother of yours.\n
[08:10] ---
    That is why, Kaho, you need not\nfeel badly for merely peeking at a diary.\n
[08:16] ---
    Never mind your diary--\n
[08:18] ---
    I check your postal deliveries *and *your phone messages daily, without fail!
[08:23] ---
    "Beep-boop!"\nDaikoku... that's my phone.\n
[08:24] ---
    "Oh--a message."\nDaikoku... that's my phone.\n
[08:26] ---
    Wait--you unlocked it?\n
[08:27] ---
    "Reply ♥"\nWait--you unlocked it?\n
[08:28] ---
    "Sending Message"\n
[08:30] ---
    You're even writing back as me?\n
[08:32] ---
    Daikoku...\n
[08:33] ---
    Come on, Daikoku! Hey!\n
[08:38] ---
    Kanade!\n
[08:40] ---
    The sports festival is tomorrow?\nYou have to tell me earlier!\n
[08:44] ---
    Ah! My paper airplane!\n
[08:46] ---
    Now think about what you've done.\n
[08:48] ---
    I've told you
[08:49] ---
    --not to fold planes out of important handouts!\n--La la la! I can't hear you!\n
[08:53] ---
    Well, shoot. Now what?\n
[08:55] ---
    Tomorrow's my trip with\nthe neighborhood association.\n
[08:58] ---
    No way! Then what about\nmy lunch for the sports festival?!\n
[09:02] ---
    I'm done for... No lunch for me\nat the sports festival tomorrow...\n
[09:07] ---
    Woe... woe...\n
[09:09] ---
    It might be tough the day before,\nbut I'll see if I can get out of the trip.\n
[09:14] ---
    I can make you a boxed lunch,\n
[09:16] ---
    but you'd be eating it\nall by yourself, poor thing.\n
[09:19] ---
    It's okay--go on your trip.\nThis is all my fault, anyway.\n
[09:23] ---
    --Oh, um.... if it's all right with you, I--\n--I'll go.\n
[09:27] ---
    Taga?!\n
[09:27] ---
    "shine shine"\nAtsushi! You'd really come?\n
[09:31] ---
    I wind up going every year, don't I?\n
[09:33] ---
    Kota and the rest will come watch, too.\n
[09:36] ---
    And on your day off, no less! Thanks.\n
[09:38] ---
    Every year, I get roped into participating.\n
[09:39] ---
    "gloomy"\nEvery year, I get roped into participating.\n
[09:41] ---
    "cool"\nI can see that.\n
[09:43] ---
    Kaho, are you coming, too?\n
[09:44] ---
    Of course, Kanade!\n
[09:47] ---
    Yesss!\n
[10:01] ---
    Please move.\n
[10:02] ---
    Boy, you've got some nerve.\n
[10:05] ---
    Especially having read Kanade's diary.\n
[10:08] ---
    Excuse me...\n
[10:12] ---
    As for tomorrow's sports festival...\n
[10:14] ---
    See you there.\n
[10:25] ---
    Now, let's kick off\nBamboo Primary School's sports festival!\n
[10:34] ---
    Wow... lots of cuties here!\n
[10:37] ---
    Where are Kanade and his friends?\n
[10:39] ---
    Is that them?\n
[10:41] ---
    "Entry Gate"\n"5th Grade"\n
[10:44] ---
    Well, there's no losing sight of that bunch.
[10:47] ---
    Now for warm-up exercises.\n
[10:50] ---
    First through sixth grades,\ngive yourselves plenty of room!\n
[10:54] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...\n
[11:05] ---
    Gotcha!\n
[11:09] ---
    They stand out,\nall right--for better or for worse.\n
[11:14] ---
    I'm gonna take some great shots today!
[11:17] ---
    --Next up is the fifth-grade ball-toss.\n--The ball-toss!\n
[11:31] ---
    Is that how it's supposed to go?
[11:34] ---
    They really are physically head\nand shoulders above the rest!\n
[11:38] ---
    Hey, you boys! Let us girls play, too!\n
[11:42] ---
    Yeah, that's right!\n
[11:44] ---
    Boys are used to handling balls.\n
[11:46] ---
    Or is it something else?\nDo you love balls that much?\n
[11:51] ---
    Gross! You guys are seriously the worst!\n
[11:55] ---
    Missed me.\n
[11:56] ---
    Take that! And that!\n
[11:59] ---
    Come on, class--don't fight!\n
[12:05] ---
    And the winner of this event is: the white team!\n
[12:10] ---
    Tch!\n
[12:14] ---
    Fight! Fight! Red team!\n
[12:19] ---
    "Cheer Squad"\nFight! Fight! Red team!\n
[12:20] ---
    "Cheer Squad"\nGo get 'em, go get 'em, rrred!\n
[12:22] ---
    "Cheer Squad"\nYeah!\n
[12:23] ---
    "Cheer Squad"\nGive it some o' that fightin' spirit!\n
[12:26] ---
    Moving on: the fifth-grade tug-of-war.\n
[12:31] ---
    Really bear down now, team!\n
[12:33] ---
    Okay!\n
[12:34] ---
    Don't bear down so hard\nthat you poop yourselves!\n
[12:37] ---
    Poopity poopity poop!\n
[12:39] ---
    Poop ourselves?! As if!\n
[12:41] ---
    Let's get a little louder!\n
[12:43] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!\n
[12:46] ---
    Okay! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!\n
[12:50] ---
    How do you tell a prostitute to get out?\n
[12:52] ---
    Leave, ho! Leave, ho! Leave, ho!\n
[12:56] ---
    Bear down, girls! Bear right on down!\n
[13:00] ---
    For your future childbirth! Come on!\n
[13:02] ---
    Shut up, Sannomiya!
[13:04] ---
    Ugh, boys!\n
[13:05] ---
    They totally suck!\n
[13:07] ---
    Uh-huh...\n
[13:09] ---
    I don't wanna...\n
[13:13] ---
    Oopsie-daisy...\n
[13:16] ---
    --And the winner is: the white team!\n--Ow ow ow...\n
[13:23] ---
    If the red team loses, it's all the boys' fault!
[13:26] ---
    Tch!\n
[13:27] ---
    "Entry Gate"\n
[13:31] ---
    Takahashi! Is your knee okay?\n
[13:34] ---
    My knee? I just scraped it a little.\n
[13:37] ---
    I-I'm doing first aid.\nWe have bandages--should I...\n
[13:41] ---
    ...get you one?\n
[13:43] ---
    It's okay. A little spit\nand it'll heal right up.\n
[13:49] ---
    So that must be Sadako...\n
[13:53] ---
    A high-schooler,\njealous of a primary-school kid?\n
[13:57] ---
    That's going beyond\npathetic straight to unsightly.\n
[13:59] ---
    Unsightly is fine by me.\n
[14:02] ---
    I rather think it's you, good sir, who's jealous of this Kanade boy.
[14:07] ---
    Me, jealous?\n
[14:09] ---
    Now, I can't let that go on by.
[14:10] ---
    Now, now, let's calm down--\n
[14:12] ---
    You shut up!\n
[14:14] ---
    Why is it always only me?\n
[14:16] ---
    Now it's time for the\nparent/guardian scavenger hunt.\n
[14:21] ---
    Those in the parent/guardian seats,\n
[14:22] ---
    --Don't tell me...\n--please gather beyond the entry gate.\n
[14:23] ---
    --Who's doing the scavenger hunt?\n--please gather beyond the entry gate.\n
[14:26] ---
    You, of course.\n
[14:29] ---
    But I'm so slow!\n
[14:31] ---
    Why do you think we brought you along. anyway?\n
[14:34] ---
    I don't want to! Last year I was\nlast in the bread-eating contest,\n
[14:38] ---
    and Tom and his pals teased that it should've been a lead-eating contest!
[14:41] ---
    Get over there already.\nOut of all the virgins, you're my slave.\n
[14:45] ---
    Oooh! So we're both slaves?!
[14:48] ---
    You bet!\n
[14:49] ---
    "Ooh..."\n
[14:51] ---
    Let the parent/guardian scavenger race begin!\n
[14:59] ---
    On your marks... get set...\n
[15:02] ---
    "dash" "vrooom"\n
[15:07] ---
    Down to the last card? Already?\n
[15:10] ---
    And it's in a sealed envelope!\n
[15:12] ---
    "Wear Women's Clothes"\n
[15:13] ---
    What the--?! This isn't a\nscavenger hunt--it's a costume race!\n
[15:19] ---
    Hey, lady!\n
[15:21] ---
    I've got to hurry! But... women's clothes...?\n
[15:26] ---
    Li'l Renren! All gyun-gyun-gyun!\n
[15:29] ---
    Um... Arashi? Do you have any... women's...\n
[15:32] ---
    Which do you like, Kota?\nJapanese, Western, or Chinese?\n
[15:35] ---
    I-It's not lunchtime yet!\n
[15:37] ---
    "Japanese"\nLi'l...\n
[15:38] ---
    "Western"\n...Ren...\n
[15:39] ---
    "Chinese"\n...ren!\n
[15:41] ---
    Western.\n
[15:45] ---
    Changing made me so late!\n
[15:56] ---
    Hanako?!\n
[15:57] ---
    I-I'm sorry--I'm in a hurry!\n
[16:00] ---
    H-hey, Hanako...!\n
[16:02] ---
    Hanako!\n
[16:04] ---
    Kaz, they been lookin' for ya over thataway.\n
[16:07] ---
    Okay.\n
[16:12] ---
    That brings our parent/guardian\nscavenger hunt to a close.\n
[16:16] ---
    We did it!\n
[16:17] ---
    Nice work!\n
[16:19] ---
    Another year in dead last, Kota?\n
[16:22] ---
    I took some great photos\nand posted them on social media!\n
[16:26] ---
    Kaho!\n
[16:28] ---
    The footrace is coming up next.\n
[16:30] ---
    Uh-huh! Good luck!\n
[16:32] ---
    I'm gonna come in first--and when I do...\n
[16:35] ---
    ...we'll smooch.\n
[16:37] ---
    K-K-K-Kanade! Not so loud!\n
[16:41] ---
    Is that a no?\n
[16:42] ---
    No, not exactly, but...\n
[16:44] ---
    Well, if you say no, then I'll really want to do it.
[16:47] ---
    So I'm getting that smooch either way!\n
[16:50] ---
    Oh, that Kanade...\n
[17:06] ---
    Now for the fifth-grade footrace.\n
[17:10] ---
    On your marks... get set...\n
[17:16] ---
    Kanade's so cool!\n
[17:25] ---
    Goal!\n
[17:27] ---
    That was so fast,\nI didn't get to take a picture!\n
[17:30] ---
    Yay!\n
[17:36] ---
    What's up?\n
[17:37] ---
    I saw Hanako earlier.\n
[17:40] ---
    Seriously?!\n
[17:41] ---
    Where could she have gone?\nI hope I can see her again.\n
[17:46] ---
    And with that, the students'\nmorning events are complete.\n
[17:50] ---
    While the students are eating\ntheir lunches, we'll have a presentation\n
[17:54] ---
    --from the local seafood association on our stage.\n--Oh, man... it's Li'l Renren, in the flesh!\n
[18:01] ---
    Master Kaz, it's poor manners to leave\none's seat unnecessarily during meals.\n
[18:06] ---
    I know that!\n
[18:07] ---
    "Seafood Festival"\n
[18:08] ---
    "Seafood Festival"\nHi, everyone! How are your lunches? Tasty?\n
[18:11] ---
    So tasty!\n
[18:14] ---
    It would make me sooo happy\n
[18:17] ---
    if you had seafood in your lunches today!\n
[18:19] ---
    Now, I'm here to show you all the Renren Dance!\n
[18:23] ---
    See if you can learn it--and\ndance and sing along at home!\n
[18:28] ---
    Okay, start the music!\n
[18:38] ---
    ♪ Gyu-gyun ga gyuun (ga gyuun!) ♪\n
[18:40] ---
    ♪ Gyu-gyun ga gyuun (ga gyuun!) ♪\n
[18:42] ---
    ♪ Do the Renren Dance with a gyun, gyun, gyun! ♪\n
[18:46] ---
    Let's dig in!\n
[18:48] ---
    --Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed combo!\n--I hear we've got crab croquettes today!\n
[18:52] ---
    Crab cro... quette... s?\n
[18:57] ---
    Eat the fried chicken.\n
[19:00] ---
    Is Kanade really going to kiss me?\n
[19:05] ---
    He's got to be thinking\nabout that Sadako girl, too.\n
[19:11] ---
    I don't really know how Kanade feels.\n
[19:16] ---
    Oh, right! I forgot.\n
[19:18] ---
    Kaho!\n
[19:20] ---
    Come here a sec.\n
[19:22] ---
    Okay.\n
[19:23] ---
    I know--if I get to talk to Kanade alone,\n
[19:27] ---
    I've got to apologize for peeking at his diary!\n
[19:30] ---
    And... I need to ask him\nabout Sadako once and for all.\n
[19:37] ---
    Um... hey, Kanade--\n
[19:40] ---
    The truth is, I... I read your diary.\n
[19:44] ---
    I've wanted to apologize\nall this time. I'm so sorry!\n
[19:48] ---
    You... read it?\n
[19:53] ---
    So... who's Sadako?\n
[20:00] ---
    You want to know?\n
[20:09] ---
    Kaho...\n
[20:11] ---
    Close your eyes.\n
[20:14] ---
    What's going on? He's acting different.\n
[20:19] ---
    He's not going to fob\nthis all off with a kiss... is he?\n
[20:24] ---
    Because that's not going to fly!\n
[20:29] ---
    And yet... and yet...!\n
[20:40] ---
    "Aaaah!"\n
[20:41] ---
    "Aaaah!"\n
[20:42] ---
    "Aaaah!"\n"Aaaah!"\n
[20:45] ---
    See? That's Kaho!\n
[20:47] ---
    This here is Sadako.\n
[20:50] ---
    That's Sadako?
[20:53] ---
    You can probably tell,\nbut she's a dog with a human face.\n
[20:56] ---
    Huh?\n
[20:57] ---
    She's dangerous, so I was going\nto get her more used to me\n
[21:00] ---
    before I introduced her to you.\n
[21:03] ---
    Sadako gets all worked up when she's hungry!\n
[21:06] ---
    So it turns out Sadako was a dog.\n
[21:09] ---
    I got all worked up over nothing!\n
[21:13] ---
    What happened? We heard this crazy scream!\n
[21:17] ---
    Did you see a ghost or something?\n
[21:26] ---
    Huh? What's wrong, Kanade?\n
[21:29] ---
    You're all pale!\n
[21:31] ---
    Don't touch me!\n
[21:36] ---
    Wh-What's going on?\n
[21:39] ---
    I just...\n
[21:43] ---
    I can't be...\n
[21:45] ---
    ...with you anymore...\n
[21:48] ---
    What do you mean?\n
[22:03] ---
    *We'll keep on growing straight and tall *
[22:11] ---
    *Just like the green bamboo *
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    *Come, friend *
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    *Take up this planet's future *
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    *Burning with hope *
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    *Burning with hope *
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    *Send it onward and upward! *
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    *Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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    *Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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    *Bamboo Primary, where you are *
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    *Our dear school *
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    *Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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    *Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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    *Bamboo Primary, where you are *
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    *Our dear school *
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    Renren here!\n
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    Coming up on FIRST LOVE MONSTER...
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    "First love, friendship,\nyouth...The lovely, shy high-school girl Kaho"\n
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    "and the breezy, earnest primary-school\nboy Kanade run into one another again and again,"\n
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    "spinning out miracle after miracle." All on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER:
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    "Adorable/Abnormable"!\n
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    And now for a match! Renren, chon!\n