3 - It's My First
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Looks great!\n
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Since I've gotten used\nto meals here at Kasumi House,\n
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I've come to realize my family's\nbreakfasts of snow crab five ways\n
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were not the norm.
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I prefer this in the morning.\nWell, except for one thing...\n
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These are the thousands--no,\ndozens of thousands of organisms\n
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packed inside a female cod's belly.\n
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Scientifically speaking,\na mass of cell nuclei...\n
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Well? When you think about it\nlike that, doesn't it squick you out?\n
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Just me, then? All righty.\n
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There's enough for seconds.\n
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But it's all right.\n
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I just need to brace myself\nand gulp it down in one fell swoop!\n
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That's one down!\n
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And I managed to avoid turning into a merlion.\n
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Now for this last one...\n
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Kota, Arashi--gimme your seaweed!\n
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Oh, sorry.\n
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Yeah, same here.\n
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Geez! You ate it already?\n
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Kaho...\n
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Gimme your seaweed!\n
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Kanade! I told you:\none packet of seaweed per person!\n
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Aw, but there's only six pieces in there!\n
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It's okay. Here.\n
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Thank you! Oh, and...\n
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Thanks for the grub!\n
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Could Kanade have eaten\nthat knowing I don't like cod roe...?\n
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"FIRST LOVE MONSTER"\n
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"It's My First"\n
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Who'd welcome you?
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Ignoring me?\n
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If you hate me so much, shouldn't you ignore me?
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Just pointing out your rudeness.\n
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If you're not ignoring her,\nthat must mean she interests you. Right?\n
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Stay out of this!\n
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Did you know? Interest, in that you\ncan't let someone be, is like affection.\n
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It's famously said that the\nopposite of "love" isn't "hate"--\n
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no, the opposite of "love" is "indifference."\n
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Um... what are you getting at, Chiaki?\n
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You want to be ignored,\nbut Taga can't ignore you.\n
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Clearly this is unrequited love on Taga's part.\n
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Please stop!\n
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You say that kind of silly stuff,\nand Taga is bound to...\n
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Bound to... what?\n
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Shinohara, Taga--you sure are popular, Kaho.\n
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Why is Shinohara's name coming up?\n
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And besides...\n
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There's no way Taga likes me!\n
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There might be.\n
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I found it strange myself.\n
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How is it I could care for\na clumsy, dim-witted numbskull...\n
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Yeah, right, you moron!\n
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If I'm interested in anyone,\nit's Kanade, not you, stupid.\n
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What's that supposed to mean?\n
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That he prefers Kanade over you, no?\n
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C'mon, Shinohara--come out\nof hiding and let's hit it!\n
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Huh?\n
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Shinohara?\n
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Honestly.\n
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Good morning, Miss Nikaido!\n
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Kaho!\n
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Kanade!\n
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Kaho, today's the day\nwe get our mission underway!\n
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Let's do something boyfriend-girlfriendy!\n
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Huh?\n
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Let's have a date!\n
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Of course...\n
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Hurry up!\n
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I freeze up when I see Kanade, but I guess\n
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this is normal for primary-school kids.\n
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Somehow I'm afraid to see\nKanade when he's at school.\n
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"Bamboo Primary School"\n
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It's not every day you see a\nhigh-schooler waiting for her date\n
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with a primary-schooler.\n
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Maybe I should just go home.\n
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But... it is a date.
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If I don't show up at our meeting spot,\nKanade's bound to worry.\n
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Kaho!\n
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Kanade?!\n
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Sorry I kept you.\n
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N-Not at all!\n
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Lately us boys have been\nall about the climbing poles!\n
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I-I got that.\n
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Yoo-hoo! C'mon, Kaho--you climb up, too!\n
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But I'm wearing a skirt.\n
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You can see Mt. Fuji from here!\n
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Uh, I-I'll pass...\n
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Oh. Then...\n
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Let's get this date started!\n
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By "date," you mean...\n
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Well...\n
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Y-Yes?\n
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Anything you'd like to do on a date with me?
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Huh?\n
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What do a boy and girl do when they meet one on one?
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What do they...\n
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This is my first date--I haven't the foggiest!\n
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P-Probably a date is like...\ngoing someplace fun together?\n
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Someplace fun, huh?\n
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I know! C'mon!\n
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I'm gonna show you the funnest time ever today!\n
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Kanade!\n
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No one's ever put it quite that way before.\n
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I can't help but get excited somehow...\n
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What do you think, Kaho?\n
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A present--from me.\n
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Only the finest date for you, Kaho!\n
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What a ridiculously unrealistic fantasy!\n
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Kanade's hardly the type to dress\nlike a prince and play the harp.\n
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He's a recorder-tooting primary-school kid!\n
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Um, Kanade, where are we going?\n
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The park!\n
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What do you think, Kaho?\n
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Only the finest date for you, Kaho!\n
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There I go again!\n
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I know it's my first date,\nbut my fantasies are out of control.\n
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I've got to face reality.\n
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Hey, Kaho! Over here!\n
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Oh, okay!\n
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Let's do this together!\n
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And this... this is my reality.
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Bring me a bucket of water.\n
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The spigot's over there.\n
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Oh, okay.\n
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Five more, please!\n
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Got it.\n
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Next we'll start building up our mountain.\n
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Okay.\n
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Pick the pebbles out of the sand\nso it won't collapse so easy.\n
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Uh-huh.\n
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And once the sand is piled up,\ngive the surface a good smack\n
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to harden it.\n
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Wherever it looks weak,\nuse that sticky sand to reinforce it.\n
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Okay.\n
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So there's this new café by the station.\n
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Oh, really? I'd like to check it out.\n
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Then let's go!\n
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Really?\n
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What am I even doing?\n
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Hey, you're good at this, Kaho!\n
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Huh?\n
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Thanks to you, today's mountain\nis super well-balanced!\n
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I've made tons of these before,\nbut never as awesome as this!\n
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Kanade, you've got sand on your face.\n
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Huh? Get it off, wouldja?\n
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Hang on.\n
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Ow, Kaho--that hurts!\n
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It's really stuck on there.\n
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Okay, all set.\n
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Thank you!\n
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Okay, that's enough mountain-building.\nNow we dig a tunnel.\n
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A tunnel?\n
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A tunnel won't make a nice sturdy\nmountain like this fall apart.\n
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I'll go from this side.\nKaho, you dig from over there.\n
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Okay!\n
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This is one sturdy mountain, all right.\n
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Need some real elbow grease\nto dig to the middle.\n
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Y-Yeah.\n
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Don't make the tunnel mouth too wide, Kaho.\n
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Oh, okay.\n
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Kaho, try jamming your\nhand further into the center.\n
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All right.\n
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We're connected!\n
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Uh-huh...\n
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Look at you two lovebirds.\n
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We are on a date!
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A date, eh?\n
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Hey, it's Arashi!\n
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Um, well, more like a "date"... er...\n
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And what a nice date it is, compared to us two.\n
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That's the way, Li'l Renren!\n
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Fantastic! Good job!\n
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Isn't this a better pose?\n
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Yikes, Kanade! Get your sandy mitts off that!\n
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That's my ultra-super-rare limited-first-edition\n
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"Poseable Cat-Ear Li'l Renren, Bashful Version"!\n
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This one, then! I see London, I see France--\n
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Hey! No peeking under that skirt!\n
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These figurine photo shoots are a regular thing.\n
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I see.\n
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Is this park not good enough for your dates?\n
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Um... Doesn't it bother you, Chiaki?\n
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Doesn't what?\n
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Uh, well, it's just...\n
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Oh, you mean Arashi being\na disappointment as a boyfriend?\n
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No, I--\n
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But he looks good, doesn't he?
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Huh? Well... yes.\n
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That's what counts!\n
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Um...\n
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Kanade's got good looks, too.\n
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Uh, well, that's... that's true.\n
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Then you're good.\n
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You seem to be worried about\nKanade being in primary school,\n
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but I see no problem here at all.\n
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I guess you're right. I do have fun with him...
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...though this is a far cry from a lovers' date.\n
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The kind of date doesn't matter.\n
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There are as many dates as there are couples.\n
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Chiaki...\n
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Besides... Arashi is stupid nice.\n
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Huh?\n
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Nothing.\n
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Chiaki, Kanade's nice, too.\n
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--Eye lasers! Whoa!\n--You'll pull his eyes out!\n
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--And a butt bazooka! Ha ha!\n--You'll take his butt off!\n
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Hey, Kanade, aren't you on a date?\nDon't leave your girl hanging!\n
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Oh, right!\n
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Okay, Kaho, mission complete!\nOn to the next one!\n
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The... next?\n
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Here we are!\n
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"Kobayashi's"\n
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"Kobayashi's"\nIiit's... Kobayashi's!\n
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A penny-candy store?\n
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Hey, it's Kanade!\n
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Oh, you guys're here, too?\n
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Wait, didn't you say your date was today?\n
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We're smack in the middle of a mission.\n
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I brought Kaho to one of my favorite\nstores so she could get to know me.\n
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I get it. So you came to pay\nrespects to the counter hag.\n
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Counter rag? At a penny-candy store?\n
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Their counter hag is real famous.\n
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Who you callin' a hag, you nincompoops?!\n
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You keep spittin' on my candy without buyin' any,\n
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"Counter Hag"\nYou keep spittin' on my candy without buyin' any,\n
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"Counter Hag"\nyou can get right outta here!\n
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There it is: the counter hag's\n"Get Outta Here" attack!\n
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Hello, ma'am.\n
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Oh, my, Kaz--you came, too?\n
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Here, dearie, have a sucker.\n
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--Thank you very much.\n--She's always playing favorites.\n
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That's Kaz: our sixtysomething old-lady killer!\n
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"Apricot Bars, Triple-Vinegar Squid Bites,\nMr. Plum, Kibi Dumplings"\n
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Oh, wow, these take me back!\n
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Kanade!\n
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Are you okay?\n
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Tom, you chicken--not in the face!\n
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Prepare yourself--\n
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Hey, now! Take that ball and play outside!\n
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Count me in, too!\n
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Okay, let's play three-lives outside!\n
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Whaaat?!\n
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Kanade's going off to play\nwith Tom and the others? No way!\n
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I'll take that!\n
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Yes way...
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"What Is 'Three-Lives'?"\n
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"What Is 'Three-Lives'?"\nSimilar to the individual match that is dodgeball,\n
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in "three-lives" a player is hit\nthree times before he or she is out.\n
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Its simple rule and casual\nstyle--no need for a court--\n
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have won it more than 400 million players.\n
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Now attracting attention\nfor outstripping kabaddi,\n
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it's on track to feature at the 2020 Tokyo--\n
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Geez, Gin! You were aiming\nfor my balls, weren't you?!\n
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Ball-oney! Don't get Testy!
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Why, you...! An eye for an eye!\nA ball for a ball!\n
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Try my demonball on for size:\n
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Thunder Vacuum Nyaho\nNyaho-Tamakloe Do You Remember Me!\n
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Hey! Blatantly aiming for\nthe balls is an illegal move!\n
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Il-le-gal!\n
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Aren't you on a date?\nDon't leave your girl hanging!\n
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Oh, man--I was in the middle of a date!\n
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I'm out!\n
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What? But it was just getting good!\n
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I was this close to abandoning our mission!
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A date's a date till we get back home!\n
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C'mon, just a little longer!\n
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Tom! Take a hint.\nThe second half of any date is key.\n
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We've got to let the two of them be\nalone--tenderly.\n
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Tenderly?\n
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Get out of my way.\n
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Huh?\n
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I said, "Will you please move?"\n
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If you're in high school,\nsurely you're learning English.\n
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What's up? Gotta poop?\n
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Huh?\n
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You're so quiet and with such\na serious face--so I figured: poop!\n
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N-No, I don't!\n
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Don't hold it in.\nPoop is nothing to be ashamed of.\n
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Look, it's not that!\n
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Then what?\n
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Uh, well...\n
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See, Kaz and Taga are both\nagainst us dating, right? So...\n
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Oh, is that what you're worried about?
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Having obstacles--within reason--\nonly fans the flames of love.\n
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That's a pretty grown-up thing to say.\n
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Did your mom tell you that, too?\n
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Huh? I came up with all that myself.\n
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Oh, did you?\n
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'Course I did! Same as for nearly everything.\n
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I came up with dodgeball and the newest Yummy Stick flavor!
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There always were plenty\nof kids who said stuff like that.\n
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Here, Kaho, eat this.\n
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Mission three: A couple happily\neats the same thing together!\n
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Um...\n
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How do I eat this?\n
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Haven't you ever had cake-on-a-stick?\n
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Real fans have crazy ways of eating them,\n
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but normally you just chomp 'em from the top!\n
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No, I mean...\n
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Don't tell me, Kaho--\n
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you've never walked around while eating?\n
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N-No. If I concentrate\non holding this, I can't walk,\n
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and if I focus on walking, my mouth won't open.\n
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Here. Say "ah"!\n
[18:17] ---
Huh?\n
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So sweet and delicious!\n
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Yep!\n
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We made it!\n
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Uh-huh! Thank you for one spectacular date.\n
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Not so fast, Kaho.\n
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Huh?\n
[18:37] ---
The date's not over yet.\nThis is our final mission.\n
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Our final mission?\n
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The goodbye kiss.\n
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The goodbye kiss...\n
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Not like that.\n
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Couples kiss...\n
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...here.
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Kanade... that...\nthat was... my first... kiss...\n
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W-Were you watching?\n
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Uh, no, I wasn't!\n
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Well, er, I wasn't not watching, but... I wasn't spying!
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I mean, I accidentally saw it.\nIt slipped into my vision!\n
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I saw that, I saw that!\n
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I saw you see that!\n
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It's a shock for the girl\nyou like to be going on a date,\n
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but to happen to catch her kissing?
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Cut it out, Chiaki.\n
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And what's worse, she was\nkissing a primary-school kid\n
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who's way cooler and way younger than you!
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Can't bounce back from that!
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Yes, it's true. I do like Miss Nikaido,\n
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and I was spying out of curiosity!\n
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That kiss with Kanade really was a shock...\n
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But that doesn't mean\nit's any kind of fun to mock\n
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a person's feelings for someone!\n
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Oh, it's fun, all right!\n
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This kind of intel is just my cup of tea.\n
[20:40] ---
Hmph!\n
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Why don't you just come clean\nand tell Kaho how you feel?\n
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C'mon, Chiaki hates it when\npeople can't make up their minds.\n
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"English"\n
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Today we'll be having\nan English lesson for a change.\n
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--Aw, studying? I hate studying!\n--Now, we may be in primary school,\n
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--Aw, studying? I hate studying!\n--but English will be compulsory from here on out.\n
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We'll start with a simple greeting:\n
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Hi! Nice to meet you. My name is Kaz.\n
[22:45] ---
Okay, now you try: "Hi!\nNice to meet you. My name is Kaz."\n
[22:51] ---
Hi! Icy meat stew. I'm lame, this Kaz!\n
[22:55] ---
I am not lame! And what's this "icy meat stew"?
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Hi! Mice to neat you. Om nom--it's Kaz!\n
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I'm not eating.\n
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Hi! Nice to eat you. Om nom nom Kaz!\n
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I said, I'm not eating!
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Hearing ability: zero.\nIt's the miso-paste penalty for you all.\n
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You know these visuals are totally not okay!
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--Poop! Poop!\n--Till next week! See you!\n
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See you!\n
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Renren here!\n
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Coming up on FIRST LOVE MONSTER...
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"Kaho's heart is still pounding\nafter her first kiss with Kanade."\n
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"But when Kanade's tutor arrives...\nAnother storm's a-brewing!"\n
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All on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER:
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"Sought-After Undies"!\n
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And now for a match! Renren, chon!\n
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