6 - Hula-Hoop Hullabaloo

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    The card for Kaho-yan!
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    Let's all date together!\n
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    You, me, and Kaho-chin.
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    I'll take her.\n
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    I just can't!\n
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    "FIRST LOVE MONSTER"\n
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    Kota! Gimme your seaweed.\n
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    Stare.\n
[01:51] ---
    Again? I already opened the packet.\n
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    "Hula-Hoop Hullabaloo"\nThat's all right. Gimme your seaweed!\n
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    Okay, you can have it.\n
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    Yay!\n
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    Kaho, gimme yours, too.\n
[02:02] ---
    Er... huh?\n
[02:05] ---
    Uh-oh--I bet Kaho's mad.\n
[02:08] ---
    Mad?\n
[02:09] ---
    I mean, that whole thing yesterday just happened.
[02:12] ---
    But why? Don't you wake up\nfriends again the day after a fight?\n
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    That's just for kids.\n
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    I suppose it's too much to expect\nyou to understand a woman's heart.\n
[02:24] ---
    A woman's... heart?\n
[02:27] ---
    "Bamboo Primary School"\n
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    You delivered your letter, right, Yuki?\n
[02:31] ---
    What?! You really did? That love letter?\n
[02:33] ---
    Who'd you give it to?\n
[02:35] ---
    Um...\n
[02:38] ---
    Yuki's got some high ideals.\n
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    With an emphasis on the visual!\n
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    A boy in this class, eh?\n
[02:46] ---
    Kaneko?\n
[02:49] ---
    He stands out too much.\n
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    Just yesterday, there was another\nTV special on his huge family.\n
[02:55] ---
    I bet even dates with\nhim would be broadcast live.\n
[02:57] ---
    No way, José.\n
[02:59] ---
    Okay, then Sannomiya?\n
[03:03] ---
    I was busy with transmissions\nfrom the SM78 nebula last night.\n
[03:08] ---
    --Were you summoning UFOs again?\n
[03:09] ---
    --Sannomiya's gross. It's not him.\n--Were you summoning UFOs again?\n
[03:10] ---
    --Sannomiya's gross. It's not him. --No--the UFOs were summoning me!
[03:12] ---
    Nope nope!\n
[03:13] ---
    What about Takahashi?\n
[03:14] ---
    Oh, rats! I lost my backpack somewhere!\n
[03:19] ---
    Oh, well.\n
[03:20] ---
    Right?\n
[03:21] ---
    You bet.\n
[03:22] ---
    Yeaaah... I don't think so.\n
[03:25] ---
    I heard Takahashi is dating a high-schooler.\n
[03:29] ---
    I know! And they're\nliving together under one roof!\n
[03:32] ---
    Whaaat?!\n
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    Therefore, the best guy in our class is...\n
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    Master Kaz!\n
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    Take your seats, class.\n
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    Since the teacher's out,\nwe'll use this time to discuss our event\n
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    in the school sports festival.\n
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    --Tetherball!\n--Dodgeball!\n
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    Quiet! Raise your hand if you want to speak.\n
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    Me!\n
[03:58] ---
    Kanade Takahashi. Go ahead.\n
[04:02] ---
    Someone forgot something in my desk.\n
[04:05] ---
    Eep!\n
[04:07] ---
    Geez, such tiny writing.\n
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    "I'll be waiting at the equipment shed after class."\n
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    "Public Execution"\n"I'll be waiting at the equipment shed after class."\n
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    That wasn't left behind--that's a challenge!\n
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    Well, challenge accepted! I'll help you out!\n
[04:21] ---
    So who's the wise guy?\n
[04:22] ---
    Eeeep!\n
[04:24] ---
    Some Jane Doe. Looks like a girl's handwriting.\n
[04:26] ---
    Hey, isn't that...\n
[04:28] ---
    That's a love letter!\n
[04:29] ---
    --I'm sure it is! --Totally a love letter.
[04:32] ---
    Kanade!\n
[04:32] ---
    You are gravely lacking in delicacy!\n
[04:35] ---
    Deli-cassie? Is that a lunchmeat?\n
[04:37] ---
    It's not food!\n
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    I mean, you're cruel to be reading\na love letter in front of all these people!\n
[04:42] ---
    This is a love letter?
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    Aw, it's not a challenge?\n
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    If it's a love letter, then never mind.\nI'm dating someone.\n
[04:53] ---
    But hey, Kanade, didn't you\ntwo have a fight yesterday?\n
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    Did you make up?\n
[04:59] ---
    No... and she ate my breakfast seaweed, too.\n
[05:02] ---
    They're fighting?\n
[05:04] ---
    What if they break up?\n
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    Quiet! Takahashi Time is over.\n
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    We'll move on to our main topic:\nthe sports festival.\n
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    By majority rule,\n
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    we've elected to play dodgeball\nin this year's sports festival.\n
[05:20] ---
    Frankly, I'm sick of dodgeball.\n
[05:22] ---
    What did you expect?\n
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    Some students have matured so suddenly
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    that their physical prowess clearly\ndiffers from that of the rest of the class!\n
[05:30] ---
    Ah! I guess you are at a disadvantage, Kaz. Height-wise, I mean.
[05:34] ---
    How dare you?! I'm well on my way\ninto my second growth period!\n
[05:40] ---
    You apologize to Noguchi!\n
[05:42] ---
    --Apologize! Apologize! --I can't hear you! La la la!
[05:46] ---
    Takahashi, you're the worst!\n
[05:49] ---
    Now, now--everyone calm down.\n
[05:51] ---
    Pardon me for losing my composure\nin such a juvenile fashion.\n
[05:57] ---
    Looks like I need to grow\nmore both in height and as a person.\n
[06:01] ---
    So cool!\n
[06:03] ---
    Oh, Master Kaz, you're so grown-up!\n
[06:06] ---
    That's a five-year class president\n
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    and future student council president for you.\n
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    Whereas I am destined to take over my family's OB/GYN practice,
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    provide exams to all the girls in this class,\n
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    and guide them through easy childbirth!\n
[06:20] ---
    Gross!\n
[06:23] ---
    Kanade, don't forget your backpack again!\n
[06:26] ---
    Yup!\n
[06:27] ---
    Those girls really did a number\non you in today's class meeting, huh?\n
[06:31] ---
    I don't care how likeable I am to girls.\n
[06:35] ---
    "Wamuu Monthly"\nAnd lately I've gotten so used to being called gross\n
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    that it's actually starting to feel good.\n
[06:39] ---
    Seriously? I want them to like me! I wanna be popular!
[06:44] ---
    That's an unreasonable\ndemand as long as Kaz is around.\n
[06:47] ---
    Kanade!\n
[06:48] ---
    Bro?!\n
[06:49] ---
    Yo!\n
[06:50] ---
    What, that cousin of yours is still around?\n
[06:54] ---
    He's staying at our place as of yesterday.\n
[06:56] ---
    Huh?\n
[06:57] ---
    I been waitin' for ya, Kanade!\n
[07:00] ---
    Thought I'd beat some\nmanly spirit into ya, y'know?\n
[07:04] ---
    Manly spirit?\n
[07:05] ---
    Yeah! If you're a man, ya can't be makin' Kaho-yan cry like that!
[07:10] ---
    I'll teach ya a lesson...\n
[07:13] ---
    Play a tennis match against me!\n
[07:19] ---
    You wanna start a fight, I'll finish it!\n
[07:21] ---
    Bring it on!\n
[07:23] ---
    I'm tough!\n
[07:26] ---
    Here goes!\n
[07:31] ---
    I have no idea how to keep score.\n
[07:34] ---
    Fear not. Their battle has gone\nfar beyond the concept of points.\n
[07:41] ---
    Take this! My killer move...
[07:47] ---
    The Tornado Serve of Destiny!\n
[07:54] ---
    Drop my guard with the sound of yer recorder,\n
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    then hit me with an ultra-high-speed serve!\nThat's my Kanade!\n
[08:00] ---
    Which means I...\n
[08:02] ---
    ...will speed up this ball as I sack it on back!
[08:05] ---
    Here's a ballsack serve, comin' atcha!\n
[08:06] ---
    "Ball | Sack"\nHere's a ballsack serve, comin' atcha!\n
[08:16] ---
    Well? Didja learn yer lesson? Ya can't beat me!\n
[08:21] ---
    I got too good a handle on your weaknesses!\n
[08:24] ---
    Weaknesses?\n
[08:26] ---
    I don't have any weaknesses!\n
[08:29] ---
    Ya once promised a girl\nyou'd marry her, didn't ya?\n
[08:33] ---
    Huh? News to me.\n
[08:34] ---
    In fact, ya said, "Marry me!"\n
[08:37] ---
    I totally did not!\n
[08:39] ---
    Oh, I heard it, all right.\n
[08:41] ---
    When?!\n
[08:42] ---
    What hour? What minute? What second?\n
[08:44] ---
    How many times had the earth turned?!\n
[08:46] ---
    20 thousand times!\n
[08:48] ---
    So, what hour?\n
[08:49] ---
    --Happy hour!\n--That's one heck of a battle.\n
[08:50] ---
    --What minute?\n--That's one heck of a battle.\n
[08:51] ---
    --The last minute!\n--That's one heck of a battle.\n
[08:52] ---
    --What second?\n--Does it even have an end?\n
[08:53] ---
    --Seconds for dinner!\n--Does it even have an end?\n
[08:59] ---
    Ya give pretty good, y'know?\n
[09:03] ---
    You, too, Bro.\n
[09:10] ---
    Yeah, but Kanade, 's pretty low\nto be forgettin' ya proposed an' all.\n
[09:15] ---
    I did not either! You're mixed up somehow.\n
[09:17] ---
    Dude, it was Yukie! My moms!\n
[09:21] ---
    Oh, I did! When I was a kid!\n
[09:28] ---
    Well, Kanade, I got to know yer\nmanly spirit with that tennis match!\n
[09:32] ---
    But ya know, ya totally fail as a boyfriend.\n
[09:36] ---
    I fail?\n
[09:37] ---
    'S like ya don't understand a woman's heart.\n
[09:40] ---
    The girls in my class said the same thing.\n
[09:44] ---
    Namiko has a short fuse, too.\n
[09:46] ---
    She's all "Clear your dishes\nwhen you're done eating"\n
[09:48] ---
    and "Don't use so much shampoo."\n
[09:51] ---
    I don't really get women.\n
[09:53] ---
    Well, women can't be understood in a day.\n
[09:57] ---
    You gotta work on it day after day.\n
[09:59] ---
    Speaking of a woman's heart...\n
[10:02] ---
    If I could be of assistance?\n
[10:10] ---
    And with that...\n
[10:12] ---
    Our top-secret mission!\n
[10:14] ---
    This meeting of the Women's\nHeart Research Team is now in session!\n
[10:18] ---
    Whoa, my butt is so breezy!\n
[10:20] ---
    Can we really understand\na woman's heart like this?\n
[10:23] ---
    I reckon it's the only way,\ndressin' up like this\n
[10:27] ---
    to be a woman, body an' soul!\n
[10:30] ---
    Okay, time for yer shot! Tee-hee!\n
[10:33] ---
    Now that you mention it...\n
[10:35] ---
    I feel like I'm starting\nto understand women, too!\n
[10:39] ---
    Fair Gin's doing full-throttle channeling!\n
[10:41] ---
    The surging cosmic radio waves\nare tingling all through my body!\n
[10:47] ---
    Looking good, everyone! Oh, wonderful!\n
[10:53] ---
    To think I'd have the chance\nto see my secret stash of costumes\n
[10:55] ---
    come to life before my very eyes!\n
[10:57] ---
    Hey... hang on a second...\n
[10:59] ---
    This also has nothing to do with me, right?
[11:03] ---
    So why... why am I...\n
[11:05] ---
    Adorable! Those teary\neyes--I'll just take a shot!\n
[11:09] ---
    --Clothes make the man, right?\n--This is better than I'd ever dreamed!\n
[11:11] ---
    --Clothes make the idiot?\n--This is better than I'd ever dreamed!\n
[11:12] ---
    --If only you could wear that every day!\n
[11:13] ---
    --We've broken new ground.\n--If only you could wear that every day!\n
[11:15] ---
    --Look at Kota, getting all that praise!\n--If only you could wear that every day!\n
[11:16] ---
    --Look at Kota, getting all that praise!\n--Ooh, li'l Renren!\n
[11:17] ---
    --It's not praise if you're not happy about it!\n--Ooh, li'l Renren!\n
[11:20] ---
    That's just fine. Kota's absolutely\ncharming when he's embarrassed!\n
[11:26] ---
    See? Most guys put on a skirt\n
[11:29] ---
    and get over their nervousness right away.\n
[11:32] ---
    Oho! Kanade has grabbed\nJoji's back in a cobra twist!\n
[11:38] ---
    Joji is staying close to the ground...\n
[11:43] ---
    ...and he's flipped him in a figure-four hold!\n
[11:45] ---
    But he moves out of the figure-four hold...\n
[11:48] ---
    ...into a tickler grip!\n
[11:51] ---
    That's gotta tickle Kanade till it hurts!\n
[11:57] ---
    Tag me in!\n
[12:00] ---
    "Live"\n
[12:00] ---
    "Live"\nOkay, we've swapped out both wrestlers!\n
[12:04] ---
    Ooh, Tom catches Gin in a\nscissor sweep right off the bat!\n
[12:08] ---
    What's this? He's movin'\nright into an electric massage!\n
[12:13] ---
    "Electric Massage"\n
[12:14] ---
    The electric massage is\na secret, forbidden technique\n
[12:18] ---
    in primary-school kung-fu.\n
[12:21] ---
    Its history dates to before the common era,\n
[12:23] ---
    when, while wrestling in an ancient Ol*mpics,\n
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    a certain Elektros Masáz\n
[12:27] ---
    began persistently massaging\nhis opponent's crotch with his foot.\n
[12:33] ---
    Even now, its mix of pleasure\nand danger give the move\n
[12:36] ---
    a strong following as the\nultimate "skinship" between boys.\n
[12:42] ---
    C'mon, your clothes are\ngoing to get all wrinkled.\n
[12:45] ---
    That's enough wrestling!\n
[12:47] ---
    Um... I'm going back to my room.\n
[12:51] ---
    Huh? Already?\n
[12:52] ---
    Aw, not yet!\n
[12:53] ---
    C'mon, Kota, have some fun!\n
[12:55] ---
    Look, just because it's fun for you\ndoesn't mean it's fun for everyone.\n
[13:01] ---
    You can hurt a person by forcing your ideas on them!
[13:06] ---
    I'm not looking to play\nall friendly with you and Joji.\n
[13:12] ---
    This isn't fun for me at all!\n
[13:16] ---
    Just be honest.\n
[13:18] ---
    But in a sense, I feel he's got more\nof a woman's heart than any of us.\n
[13:23] ---
    I... remember...\n
[13:26] ---
    What Mom said...\nDon't do what someone dislikes.\n
[13:31] ---
    So if Kota isn't having fun,\n
[13:34] ---
    we shouldn't force him to\ndo something he doesn't like.\n
[13:37] ---
    I get it. Real grown-up, Kanade!\n
[13:40] ---
    But it looked so good on him!\n
[13:47] ---
    That committee meeting went\non longer than I'd expected.\n
[13:50] ---
    Quit wafflin'! If you hate that outfit so much,\n
[13:53] ---
    take it off already!\n
[14:00] ---
    I see London, I see France!\n
[14:04] ---
    I-I'll... I'll never get married now!\n
[14:08] ---
    They're not down here, so Kanade\nand the gang must be upstairs?\n
[14:29] ---
    Tears?\n
[14:31] ---
    Oh! My apologies!\n
[14:38] ---
    Did she drop this?\n
[14:44] ---
    "You are three kinds of sweet-tart berries.\n
[14:47] ---
    Your eyes are blueberries.\n
[14:50] ---
    Your lips, raspberries.\n
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    Though I want to be by your side always,\nyour fruits are far out of reach."\n
[14:59] ---
    What... what is this?\n
[15:02] ---
    Wait, please!\n
[15:04] ---
    I'm home!\n
[15:09] ---
    Kaho!\n
[15:11] ---
    Was there a girl here just now?\n
[15:14] ---
    A girl? I didn't see anyone.\n
[15:17] ---
    That can't be...\n
[15:19] ---
    What about her?\n
[15:22] ---
    I'm not sure myself...\n
[15:26] ---
    But... I want to see her again.\n
[15:30] ---
    So badly... so badly, I'm shaking.\n
[15:33] ---
    I want to know the reason for her tears.\n
[15:36] ---
    Stupidly enough, it's all I can think about.\n
[15:38] ---
    What is this I'm feeling?
[15:45] ---
    You're pretty cute, you know?\n
[15:49] ---
    It's probably... your first love.\n
[15:53] ---
    My first love?\n
[15:57] ---
    I felt the same way the\nfirst time Kanade and I met.\n
[16:03] ---
    I see... So this is my first love...\n
[16:08] ---
    Kaz!\n
[16:10] ---
    Where've you been?\n
[16:14] ---
    I... I seem to have fallen in love...\n
[16:19] ---
    Love?!\n
[16:20] ---
    With the owner of this poem notebook.\n
[16:23] ---
    Her tears and her pure heart touched me so...\n
[16:27] ---
    This is it... it's love.\n
[16:32] ---
    Huh. Well, can't say I'm real clear on\neverything, but good for you, Kaz!\n
[16:36] ---
    Thanks! At last I understand how you\nand Kaho feel, being in love!\n
[16:42] ---
    Kaz, the girls' favorite, in love!\n
[16:45] ---
    Those girls are going to flip.\n
[16:48] ---
    Um... why are you guys dressed like that?\n
[16:52] ---
    Can't tell you. We're in the\nmiddle of a top-secret mission.\n
[16:59] ---
    I-I see. Sorry. Don't let me keep you.\n
[17:05] ---
    This is it: Takahashi's house.\n
[17:07] ---
    Is the rumor true about them living together?\n
[17:13] ---
    Can I help you?\n
[17:15] ---
    Oh, no, er...\n
[17:17] ---
    Ah.\n
[17:18] ---
    It's dark out, so be careful on your way home.\n
[17:21] ---
    "Squee!"\n
[17:23] ---
    Grown-up guys really are the best!
[17:32] ---
    Women even start out annoying.\n
[17:36] ---
    What's the big idea, Kanade?\n
[17:39] ---
    Sheesh! It's tutoring time, you know!\n
[17:42] ---
    "Hmph!"\nGo on home now, boys!\n
[17:46] ---
    Yes, ma'am!\n
[17:47] ---
    And you change clothes, Kanade. What are you wearing?
[17:51] ---
    Why, Shogo will never trust me\nas a tutor if I let you wear that!\n
[17:56] ---
    And that will not happen.
[18:02] ---
    Hey, Mafuyu... what would you do\nif you made a special person mad?\n
[18:07] ---
    Apologize, apologize, apologize\ntill you're blue in the face!\n
[18:10] ---
    Sliding kowtow,\njumping kowtow, rolling kowtow,\n
[18:13] ---
    --I still don't know if she'll forgive me.\n--flip kowtow...\n
[18:17] ---
    Hmm. That's true.\n
[18:19] ---
    Give yourself a punishment.\n
[18:22] ---
    Seeing you overcome\nit will show her you're serious.\n
[18:29] ---
    Or even... give it to me...\n
[18:32] ---
    Punish me... Get angry, Shogo!\n
[18:36] ---
    Hurt me!\n
[18:38] ---
    Look at me like I'm garbage!\n
[18:42] ---
    A punishment, huh?\n
[18:51] ---
    I mean, Kanade's a primary-schooler.\n
[18:54] ---
    He can't love at the same speed as I can.\n
[19:02] ---
    Kaho!\n
[19:04] ---
    Kanade...\n
[19:06] ---
    Can we talk?\n
[19:08] ---
    What a serious face...\n
[19:10] ---
    Is this good or bad?\n
[19:16] ---
    I've been thinking, about you...\nand about what a "good man" is.\n
[19:23] ---
    I'm going to hula-hoop 200 times.\n
[19:27] ---
    Sorry?\n
[19:28] ---
    To punish my useless self for not\nbeing able to understand the feelings\n
[19:31] ---
    of the woman he loves!\n
[19:34] ---
    "The woman he loves"? Is that... me?\n
[19:38] ---
    My best record is 175 times.\n
[19:41] ---
    If I make it to 200, I'd like you\nto forgive me for yesterday\n
[19:45] ---
    out of respect for my manly spirit.\n
[19:48] ---
    Kanade?\n
[19:50] ---
    I will do this--and I won't hand you over to anyone else.
[19:56] ---
    Hup!\n
[20:04] ---
    This is too surreal, Kanade...\n
[20:36] ---
    You're almost at 200!\n
[20:39] ---
    You can do it, Kanade!\n
[20:42] ---
    195, 196, 19--\n
[21:08] ---
    Kaho...\n
[21:10] ---
    Let's break up.\n
[21:11] ---
    Huh?\n
[22:49] ---
    My heart is a drumbeat!\n
[22:52] ---
    Even though I can't see,\nI'm still drumming away!\n
[22:57] ---
    Look at this grubby Cinderella!\n
[23:00] ---
    Oh... Detective...!\n
[23:03] ---
    I can't hear you! Again!\n
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    Yes, Professor!\n
[23:08] ---
    I am a clumsy, slow,\nand stupid single-celled water flea!\n
[23:16] ---
    --Snicker snicker snicker!\n--This is awful...\n
[23:18] ---
    --Snicker snicker snicker!\n--Putting sea urchins in my toe shoes?\n
[23:21] ---
    My blood is boiling-hot magma!\nTouch me and you'll get burned!\n
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    "Bamboo Primary: 1st Half/2nd Half"\n"Kasumi High: 1st Half/2nd Half"\n
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    Well, boys? Humiliated much?\n
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    We are!\n
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    Dazzling drama doesn't disappoint--\n
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    all on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER!