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4 - Sought-After Undies

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[00:05] ---
    I didn't end up getting much sleep.\n
[00:12] ---
    I went and had my... very first kiss.\n
[00:16] ---
    Well, good morning, Miss Nikaido!\n
[00:19] ---
    G-G-G-Good morning!\n
[00:21] ---
    You're up early for a day off!\n
[00:23] ---
    Everyone else is still sleeping,\nso go ahead and eat.\n
[00:27] ---
    Oh, okay...\n
[00:32] ---
    Wonder if Kanade's a sleepyhead, too?\n
[00:37] ---
    Kaho.\n
[00:38] ---
    K-K-Kanade?!\n
[00:40] ---
    I can't take it anymore.\n
[00:43] ---
    T-Take what?\n
[00:47] ---
    W-We can't!\n
[00:48] ---
    Not now--not here!\n
[00:52] ---
    If we don't say anything, he'll never know.\n
[00:54] ---
    Is he serious?!\n
[00:57] ---
    So... you don't mind, right?\n
[01:04] ---
    Gimme your seaweed.\n
[01:06] ---
    Go ahead.\n
[01:07] ---
    --Yay! Sea-weed! Sea-weed!\n--My boyfriend's a primary-schooler, all right.\n
[01:32] ---
    "FIRST LOVE MONSTER"\n
[02:45] ---
    It's so early, and I'm already tired out.\n
[02:48] ---
    Hello, Jll-o!\n
[02:54] ---
    I'm sorry to descend\non you in a group like this.\n
[02:56] ---
    I had intended to come alone, but...\n
[03:00] ---
    It sounded fun!\n
[03:02] ---
    Just don't butt in, all right?\n
[03:05] ---
    Huh? Did we have plans or something?\n
[03:08] ---
    I have business with Kaho today.\n
[03:10] ---
    Huh? Me?\n
[03:11] ---
    Rather than stand around and talk,\nlet's repair to Kanade's room.\n
[03:16] ---
    Why my room?
[03:19] ---
    It won't do for us men to intrude\non the room of an unmarried lady!\n
[03:24] ---
    What a gentleman!\n
[03:26] ---
    "Sought-After Undies"\n
[03:27] ---
    I-It's not much, but...\n
[03:34] ---
    What an intimidating mood--like\nI'm dealing with my mother-in-law.\n
[03:42] ---
    You've got a lot of nerve,\nserving tea you admit is "not much,"\n
[03:45] ---
    you demon-in-law!\n
[03:47] ---
    I hate you! I hate you!\n
[03:48] ---
    Oh, please forgive me, Mother!\n
[03:52] ---
    You're too modest.\n
[03:54] ---
    It's terribly delicious.\n
[03:56] ---
    What a sublime gentleman!\n
[03:59] ---
    Now, then... Let me say this again:\n
[04:02] ---
    I am against you and Kanade dating.\n
[04:06] ---
    I'll just cut to the chase.\n
[04:09] ---
    What is it you like about him?\n
[04:11] ---
    His face? His style? His pointless behavior?\n
[04:16] ---
    Well...\n
[04:17] ---
    Is it because he rescued you?\n
[04:21] ---
    Do you believe... it's fate?\n
[04:28] ---
    There is no deeper meaning\nto Kanade's words or actions.\n
[04:32] ---
    Come, enter into my embrace\nand drift back to sleep!\n
[04:35] ---
    Whoa! It's the Futonagon monster!\n
[04:37] ---
    If we fall back asleep, we'll be late!\n
[04:39] ---
    Think again!\n
[04:41] ---
    He's a bigger fool than you thought.\n
[04:44] ---
    He's really persuasive.
[04:47] ---
    In short, you don't know Kanade well enough.\n
[04:50] ---
    That's why I'm against you dating.\n
[04:55] ---
    Kanade lost his mother two years ago.\n
[04:59] ---
    The deep wounds from that\ntime now drive him to seek solace\n
[05:03] ---
    from an older woman like you.\n
[05:07] ---
    I... I have no comeback for that.\n
[05:10] ---
    From the sound of things,\n
[05:12] ---
    you're just spouting all kinds of nonsense.\n
[05:15] ---
    Kana--\n
[05:16] ---
    Kaho and my mom look nothing alike!\n
[05:18] ---
    That's what bugs you?!
[05:20] ---
    All right, so what do you like about Kaho?\n
[05:24] ---
    Dunno.\n
[05:25] ---
    Whaaat?!\n
[05:26] ---
    Exactly. You also know nothing about her. Therefore...
[05:31] ---
    Is that important?\n
[05:33] ---
    What do you mean?\n
[05:34] ---
    You don't fall in love with someone\n'cause you know them well.\n
[05:38] ---
    Love is that feeling of wanting\nto know more about someone.\n
[05:42] ---
    Kanade...\n
[05:48] ---
    Gin, Tom--let's go.\n
[05:50] ---
    Aw, already?\n
[05:52] ---
    I wanted to soak up the mysterious\nnaughtiness of being wrapped up\n
[05:55] ---
    in another family's futon for a little longer.\n
[06:00] ---
    Kaho, I'm still against this.\n
[06:08] ---
    Um... thanks, Kanade.\n
[06:11] ---
    It's nothing.\n
[06:12] ---
    But listen, Kaho...\n
[06:14] ---
    You want to know more, don't you? About me?\n
[06:17] ---
    Uh-huh...\n
[06:19] ---
    Then c'mere.\n
[06:21] ---
    I'll teach you about me.\n
[06:27] ---
    The me even my father doesn't know.\n
[06:30] ---
    Even your father... on your bed...\n
[06:34] ---
    N-No, we can't!\n
[06:35] ---
    Not that--not yet!\nI mean, you're in primary school, and--\n
[06:43] ---
    Secrets and risk go hand in hand.\n
[06:46] ---
    That's what growing up is all about.\n
[06:49] ---
    S-So close!\n
[06:51] ---
    K-K-Kanade!\n
[06:56] ---
    I hid 'em here.\n
[06:58] ---
    Hid?\n
[07:04] ---
    If I'm going to teach you about myself,\n
[07:06] ---
    I decided the best way would\nbe showing you what I can do.\n
[07:10] ---
    You sure are good in math, huh?\n
[07:12] ---
    Right?\n
[07:13] ---
    "Traditional Tsurukame Snack Mix"\nKanade! How about some snacks for your friends?\n
[07:19] ---
    What's all this?\n
[07:20] ---
    I-It's not what you think!\n
[07:28] ---
    What's this, Kanade?\nWere you hiding these from me?\n
[07:32] ---
    That's what bugs you?!
[07:36] ---
    I'm sorry.\n
[07:38] ---
    Why am I kneeling formally?
[07:41] ---
    Hiding tests with scores\nlike these is serious business.\n
[07:45] ---
    Please kill me.\n
[07:47] ---
    Huh?!\n
[07:47] ---
    I'm not going to kill you\nover something like this.\n
[07:50] ---
    But you have to take\nresponsibility for the things you do.\n
[07:57] ---
    That's what Mom always said, huh.\n
[08:03] ---
    Maybe I'll get you a tutor.\n
[08:05] ---
    --What?! No way! I don't wanna! --Huh? What did he just say?!
[08:10] ---
    How can you face your mom\nin heaven with grades like these?\n
[08:18] ---
    Crap! I can't get 'em out!\n
[08:21] ---
    I'm gonna have a peanut\ntree growing out of my nose!\n
[08:25] ---
    Got 'em! I was super panicked...\n
[08:28] ---
    Ka...\n
[08:29] ---
    Kanade, I don't think you're behaving right!\n
[08:37] ---
    I'm sorry.\n
[08:44] ---
    That was a fast apology.\nYou must really trust her.\n
[08:49] ---
    Trust her?\n
[08:50] ---
    She's my girlf--\n
[08:54] ---
    Hey, I know! Miss Nikaido,\nif it's all right with you...\n
[08:58] ---
    Huh?\n
[09:00] ---
    "Bamboo Primary School"\n
[09:03] ---
    Ro-sham-bo!\n
[09:06] ---
    R
yal crown!\n
[09:08] ---
    "This week's goal: No running in the hallways!"\n
[09:08] ---
    "This week's goal: No running in the hallways!"\nRo-sham-bo!\n
[09:10] ---
    Shampoo-conditioner!\n
[09:12] ---
    "No Horseplay on the Stairs"\n
[09:12] ---
    "No Horseplay on the Stairs"\nRo-sham-bo!\n
[09:14] ---
    Boysenberry bushes!\n
[09:18] ---
    -- Ro-sham-bo! Break the tie!\n--This game goes by "rock-paper-szzle"\n
[09:21] ---
    --Tie! Tie!\n--and "step roshambo."\n
[09:23] ---
    --Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie!\n--Despite regional variation,\n
[09:25] ---
    --Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie!\n--the basic phrases are "r
yal crown,"\n
[09:26] ---
    --Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie! Tie!\n--"shampoo-conditioner,"\n
[09:28] ---
    --Ro-sham-bo!\n---and "boysenberry bushes." However...\n
[09:31] ---
    C'mon, not "ro" again!\nYou'll never catch up to us that way!\n
[09:37] ---
    You're going about this all wrong, Kanade.\n
[09:39] ---
    Finding a way to beat your opponent with "ro":\n
[09:41] ---
    That's the essence of the game.
[09:46] ---
    Ryal crown...\n
[09:49] ---
    ...and golden throne!\n
[09:52] ---
    Say... what?!\n
[09:54] ---
    Okay, guys--come and get me!\n
[09:58] ---
    Ha! You've dazzled us, Kanade!\n
[10:00] ---
    I see it's time for us to go with plan B!\n
[10:03] ---
    Ro-sham-bo!\n
[10:05] ---
    Boiling wner, hot hot hot!\n
[10:07] ---
    Shamrock underpants\ncovering my naughtiest places!\n
[10:09] ---
    Roly-poly poop, curled in a cone!\n
[10:10] ---
    ...changing these keywords at will during play\n
[10:13] ---
    often enhances one's\nrock-paper-scissors capability.\n
[10:19] ---
    Ro-sham-bo!\n
[10:20] ---
    Bodacious boiling w
ner!\n
[10:22] ---
    --Boys are so dumb. --Bubble bubble bubble!
[10:24] ---
    --Kaz could teach them a thing or two.\n--Ro-sham-bo! Break the tie!\n
[10:27] ---
    --Right, Yuki?\n--Ro-sham-bo! Break the tie!\n
[10:28] ---
    Tie!\n
[10:29] ---
    --Oh, uh, sure thing.\n--Ro-sham-bo!\n
[10:31] ---
    Roly-poly holy-moly pile of poop!\n
[10:34] ---
    Ro-sham-bo!\n
[10:41] ---
    Hmm. A draw.\n
[10:43] ---
    We'll settle this once\nafter-class homeroom is over!\n
[10:46] ---
    Can't. I've got a tutor as of today.\n
[10:49] ---
    If I don't get home pronto,\nDad'll dock my allowance.\n
[10:52] ---
    A tutor?!\n
[10:53] ---
    Dude, are you serious?\n
[10:55] ---
    Secret, thrilling, one-on-one lessons...\n
[10:58] ---
    What's this tutor like?!\n
[10:59] ---
    Hmm? Oh, right.\n
[11:01] ---
    They're...\n
[11:05] ---
    Would you be Kanade's tutor?
[11:09] ---
    Huh? I-I couldn't possibly! Me, teach?\n
[11:13] ---
    Oh, that's too bad. I'll have to look elsewhere.\n
[11:19] ---
    I wonder who'll wind up being Kanade's tutor?\n
[11:25] ---
    Tch. Where are you even looking?\n
[11:27] ---
    I-I'm sorr--\n
[11:29] ---
    You're like a pile of dogsh
t\non the road--but worse.\n
[11:33] ---
    Learn your place, Miss Less-Than-Dogsh*t.\n
[11:42] ---
    Why does Taga always have it in for me?\n
[11:48] ---
    If I'm interested in anyone, it's Kanade.\n
[11:50] ---
    What if Taga's the new tutor?\n
[11:54] ---
    Now, Kanade, pollination is when\npollen goes from the stamen to the pistil.\n
[12:00] ---
    Atsushi... words alone aren't\nenough for me to understand.\n
[12:07] ---
    You, a mere child, coming on to me? Then...
[12:11] ---
    I'll teach you so it's easier to understand.\n
[12:13] ---
    Oh...\n
[12:14] ---
    Just relax... see?\n
[12:17] ---
    I'll be the stamen and you be the pistil.\n
[12:20] ---
    I'm going to be pollinated!\n
[12:32] ---
    Wh-What am I thinking?!\n
[12:34] ---
    Ooh, stop it, Kanade!\n
[12:44] ---
    Cut it ouuut!\n
[12:46] ---
    Wait, Mafuyu.\n
[12:48] ---
    C'mon, enough studying--let's play sumo!\n
[12:52] ---
    Aw, why's it have to be sumo?\n
[12:54] ---
    Your boobs are kinda like\na top-ranked sumo wrestler...\n
[12:58] ---
    Huh? A wrestler? That's meeean!\n
[13:03] ---
    Guess she accepted the tutoring position.\n
[13:05] ---
    Huh?\n
[13:07] ---
    You must be Kaho!\n
[13:10] ---
    I don't want Kanade--in fact,\n
[13:10] ---
    "Mafuyu Hayashi - High School Sophomore"\nI don't want Kanade--in fact,\n
[13:13] ---
    "Mafuyu Hayashi - High School Sophomore"\nI'm after his family!\n
[13:15] ---
    Nice meeting you!\n
[13:27] ---
    I don't want Kanade--in fact,\nI'm after his family!\n
[13:33] ---
    Family? So... she means marriage, right?\n
[13:37] ---
    Now that was a big sigh.
[13:40] ---
    Arashi!\n
[13:42] ---
    Hey, Kaho. Heading home from school?\n
[13:45] ---
    I see how it is.\n
[13:47] ---
    So Mafuyu is going after Kanade after all...
[13:50] ---
    And then there's Taga...\n
[13:52] ---
    Don't worry. Mafuyu's\ntastes are a tad off-kilter.\n
[13:56] ---
    Her tastes?\n
[13:58] ---
    And Taga's personality and\ndisposition are skewed, that's all.\n
[14:02] ---
    O... kay...\n
[14:05] ---
    We're home!\n
[14:06] ---
    Hmm... not here, either...\n
[14:11] ---
    What's the matter?\n
[14:14] ---
    Hmm? Oh, hello, you two.\nSeems I'm a little short on dirty laundry.\n
[14:20] ---
    You don't mean Chiaki's, do you?\nDid some pervert steal them?!\n
[14:24] ---
    No, no!\n
[14:25] ---
    They're mine. And who'd\nsteal an old guy's undies?\n
[14:32] ---
    That's the phone.\n
[14:41] ---
    So this is Mafuyu's room.\n
[14:44] ---
    Is this really going to turn out okay?\n
[14:51] ---
    Huh? What's that?\n
[14:56] ---
    Is she... in pain?\n
[14:59] ---
    Um, are you... okay in there?\n
[15:06] ---
    She doesn't look okay!
[15:14] ---
    So fruity...\n
[15:19] ---
    Could those be the landlord's...\n
[15:25] ---
    You saw me!\n
[15:37] ---
    I-I didn't! I didn't see anything!\n
[15:43] ---
    Mafuyu?\n
[15:47] ---
    Why, hello there...\n
[15:50] ---
    Nooo!\n
[15:52] ---
    Someone, please!\n
[15:55] ---
    That voice--\n
[15:57] ---
    What's all the fuss--\n
[15:57] ---
    P-Please, help me!\n
[16:08] ---
    I'll protect he--
[16:11] ---
    She used Kota as a springboard?!\n
[16:14] ---
    Run... away...\n
[16:16] ---
    Sh-Shinohara?!\n
[16:20] ---
    Hey, why are you running awaaay?\n
[16:29] ---
    How did it come to this?\n
[16:39] ---
    Stay right there! I have\nso much to teach the new girl!\n
[16:43] ---
    D-Don't trouble yourself!\n
[16:46] ---
    Dear me, look at you quiver!\n
[16:50] ---
    It's all right. Nothing to be afraid--\n
[17:19] ---
    I should be safe here... right?\n
[17:49] ---
    Found you.\n
[17:56] ---
    Please, spare me!\n
[17:59] ---
    Wait!\n
[18:00] ---
    Kaho!\n
[18:01] ---
    Hi-yah!\n
[18:04] ---
    There it is!\n
[18:06] ---
    That was a close one, all right.\n
[18:08] ---
    Are you okay, Kaho?\n
[18:11] ---
    Yeah, more or less...\n
[18:16] ---
    She's...\n
[18:18] ---
    ...eating the undies?!
[18:24] ---
    Well, Mafuyu?\n
[18:26] ---
    Don't tell us you haven't had enough.\n
[18:29] ---
    I ate them all up.\n
[18:33] ---
    My tummy's full.\n
[18:38] ---
    Mafuyu...\n
[18:40] ---
    Okay, you're on your own now.\n
[18:42] ---
    See you, Mafuyu.\n
[18:45] ---
    Huh?\n
[18:51] ---
    What did you think when you saw me?\n
[18:54] ---
    I-I'm sorry...\n
[18:56] ---
    I'm not asking you to apologize.\n
[18:58] ---
    I'm asking what you thought.\n
[19:02] ---
    What's wrong with smelling\nthe scent of someone you like?\n
[19:06] ---
    Liking their scent is scientific\nproof that you're compatible.\n
[19:11] ---
    So it's only natural that\nShugo and I should be wed.\n
[19:15] ---
    Shugo?\n
[19:16] ---
    I told you: I'm after Kanade's family.\n
[19:21] ---
    Kanade's... father?\n
[19:24] ---
    Huh? But, he's, like...\nway older than you, right?\n
[19:28] ---
    Huh?\n
[19:29] ---
    What of it?\n
[19:30] ---
    Like you're in any position\nto find fault in someone else's man.\n
[19:34] ---
    You're the major perv datin' a kid in primary school.
[19:37] ---
    "Major Perv"\n
[19:38] ---
    Hey, perv: What is it about Kanade, anyway, huh?\n
[19:42] ---
    His face? His body? C'mon, out with it!\n
[19:44] ---
    I-It's not that!\n
[19:47] ---
    Kanade's the first person\nto really get mad at me.\n
[19:51] ---
    Who cares, nimwit?\n
[19:53] ---
    If that were true, you must be fallin' for me,\n
[19:56] ---
    since I'm super mad at you right now!\n
[19:59] ---
    I-I don't think it's that logical...\n
[20:01] ---
    Anyway, will you do\na favor for your dear pal Mafuyu?\n
[20:07] ---
    First, speak of this to no one! And...\n
[20:10] ---
    ...take these back.\n
[20:16] ---
    How did this happen?\n
[20:20] ---
    I'm glad Mafuyu's not my rival, though.\n
[20:24] ---
    Whatcha smiling about, Kaho?\n
[20:26] ---
    Huh? Aren't those...\n
[20:27] ---
    Kanade?!\n
[20:29] ---
    He's going to think I stole his dad's undies!
[20:32] ---
    N-No! I just--\n
[20:35] ---
    These are the undies I gave Mafuyu!\n
[20:37] ---
    Eh?\n
[20:38] ---
    She asked me for something\nwith the scent of the person she liked.\n
[20:41] ---
    But those are your father's.\n
[20:44] ---
    In her own way,\nMafuyu's giving a shape to her love.\n
[20:48] ---
    You gotta support one\nperson feeling love for another.\n
[20:52] ---
    So that's how Kanade sees it.\nHe's so innocent...\n
[20:58] ---
    Kaho, your face is all red.\n
[21:00] ---
    --Too close, Kanade!\n--Doesn't feel like a fever...\n
[21:03] ---
    I know!\n
[21:07] ---
    K-Kanade?!\n
[21:09] ---
    You're tired. I'll make you feel better.\n
[21:14] ---
    I-It's the thought that counts--really.\n
[21:17] ---
    Thoughts alone are no good.\nIt's the same as doing nothing at all.\n
[21:22] ---
    If you don't give shape\nto your feelings, what's the point?\n
[21:25] ---
    So he's giving shape to his feelings for me?\n
[21:36] ---
    Miss Nikaido?\n
[21:42] ---
    It's all right. Let me handle this.\n
[21:44] ---
    Mmm. That feels good.\n
[21:47] ---
    How about here? You like that, Kaho?\n
[23:25] ---
    Renren here!\n
[23:26] ---
    Coming up on FIRST LOVE MONSTER...
[23:28] ---
    Oh--no--not so tight, or I'll...!\n
[23:35] ---
    All on the next FIRST LOVE MONSTER:
[23:37] ---
    "I Know--To the Bath House!"\n