# 11 - No Peeking! Kanade's Secret Diary
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I bet Kanade doesn't\neven think of you as a woman.\n
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You're gonna catch a cold.\n
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Colds can turn into all kinds\nof worse things. Gotta be careful.\n
**[00:26] ---**
Kanade...\n
**[00:27] ---**
You can borrow this umbrella.\n
**[00:29] ---**
I borrowed it from school,\nthough, so don't lose it.\n
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Okay.\n
**[00:34] ---**
Well, I've got some business\nto attend to, so I'm off.\n
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Business?\n
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Later!\n
**[01:03] ---**
"FIRST LOVE MONSTER"\n
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"No Peeking! Kanade's Secret Diary"\n
**[02:24] ---**
Pretty small umbrella.\n
**[02:26] ---**
Well, of course: it's the\nstandard primary-schooler size.\n
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*That* thing won't keep you dry.
**[02:33] ---**
Taga?\n
**[02:34] ---**
It'd be a real pain if you caught a cold.\n
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Mind you, I couldn't care less\nif a garbage girl catches a cold,\n
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but there's a chance it'll spread to *me*.
**[02:43] ---**
The very thought gives me chills.\n
**[02:45] ---**
I'll give that umbrella back to Kanade.\n
**[02:59] ---**
That Kanade... Why'd he come home\nand then go right back to school?\n
**[03:03] ---**
Sorry I'm late.\n
**[03:05] ---**
Aw, you got wet after all, didn't you.\n
**[03:07] ---**
Sorry 'bout that, Sadako.\n
**[03:09] ---**
I was going to bring you\nan umbrella, but on the way I--\n
**[03:13] ---**
Who's there?!\n
**[03:15] ---**
Atsushi!\n
**[03:17] ---**
Is that... Sadako?\n
**[03:21] ---**
You could at least introduce us.\n
**[03:23] ---**
You don't hide anything from me, right, Kanade?\n
**[03:27] ---**
I'm begging you, Atsushi--\n
**[03:29] ---**
don't tell Kaho about Sadako!\n
**[03:33] ---**
Why not?\n
**[03:34] ---**
They can't meet each other--not yet.\n
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Besides, I want to explain this to Kaho myself.\n
**[03:42] ---**
Understood. This'll be our little secret.\n
**[03:46] ---**
Want to pinky-swear?\n
**[03:48] ---**
Kaz and the others know\nabout Sadako. That makes this...\n
**[03:54] ---**
...a promise between men!\n
**[03:59] ---**
You've gone and grown up, haven't you, Kanade.\n
**[04:11] ---**
Kanade sure was in a hurry.\n
**[04:17] ---**
A paper airplane?\n
**[04:24] ---**
"Bamboo Primary School Sports Festival"\n
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An announcement for their\nsports festival? This could be important!\n
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"Secret Diary"\nHuh?\n
**[04:33] ---**
Kanade's... diary?\n
**[04:36] ---**
I wonder what he's written in there?\n
**[04:38] ---**
His true feelings, maybe?\n
**[04:42] ---**
Ah!\n
**[04:43] ---**
Even if his true feelings *are* in there, reading a diary is against the rules!
**[04:47] ---**
I bet Kanade doesn't\neven think of you as a woman.\n
**[04:53] ---**
But... I want to know.\n
**[04:56] ---**
"Secret Diary"\nI want to know how Kanade feels.\n
**[05:02] ---**
"I want to be with her every day...\n
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I want us to be together always.\n
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Even after I come home,\nI'm worried someone else will take her.\n
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I'm going to have to tell\nKaho about Sadako at some point.\n
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This is my critical mission!!"\n
**[05:17] ---**
What... is this?\n
**[05:19] ---**
Who's this... Sadako?\n
**[05:23] ---**
That's low.\n
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Reading your boyfriend's diary? Really low.\n
**[05:28] ---**
So it's true.\n
**[05:31] ---**
You *are* trash.
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"sigh"\n
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Keep on sighing like that\nand you'll chase happiness away.\n
**[05:51] ---**
Chiaki!\n
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I think happiness might\nalready have flown the coop.\n
**[05:57] ---**
Don't tell me: Kanade, right?\n
**[06:00] ---**
Maybe primary-schoolers ought to\nbe with other primary-schoolers after all.\n
**[06:05] ---**
"Takahashi" "Crabita" What makes you say that at *this* stage of the game?
**[06:07] ---**
You're going to wait and\nsee how he matures, right?\n
**[06:10] ---**
Yeah... but Kanade might be cheating on me.\n
**[06:15] ---**
Kanade, cheating?\n
**[06:16] ---**
Uh-huh. Probably with a girl\nnamed Sadako at his school.\n
**[06:21] ---**
He wants to eat snacks with her... \n
**[06:24] ---**
it looks like he's given her the\njump-rope that his mother left him...\n
**[06:29] ---**
Hmm.\n
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And that's not all!\n
**[06:31] ---**
It feels so good to hug Sadako that\nKanade never wants to stop hugging her!\n
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He even wants to see her in his dreams!\n
**[06:39] ---**
I see...\n
**[06:40] ---**
In a relationship like ours,\nemotional infidelity is the hardest kind.\n
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After all, our feelings\nfor each other are all we have.\n
**[06:52] ---**
For a supposed emotional affair,\nyou sure know a lot of details.\n
**[06:59] ---**
I secretly read Kanade's diary.\n
**[07:02] ---**
You're the worst!\n
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Reading someone else's diary?\nYou suck, Kaho Nikaido.\n
**[07:10] ---**
Yes. I *am* the worst.
**[07:12] ---**
Hey, Mafuyu--\n
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thanks for the free show.\n
**[07:16] ---**
Eek!\n
**[07:18] ---**
Those are the landlord's underpants!\n
**[07:20] ---**
I'd say *you* suck for wearing stolen underwear!
**[07:24] ---**
"boing boing"\nYeah, yeah, I suck.\n
**[07:27] ---**
But what I *don't* do is read diaries.
**[07:30] ---**
Diaries contain a person's heart.\n
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You can peep into a bathroom,\nbut not into someone's heart.\n
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Even if it's just for show!\n
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You can strain your ears\nto hear what's going on inside,\n
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stand guard while he's bathing,\n
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drink his bathwater to stay healthy,\n
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sniff the shoes he's just taken off,\n
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swap your chopsticks\nfor his when he's not looking,\n
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--take his old toothbrush out of the trash...\n--I understand--all too well!\n
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When you love someone too much, you want *everything* of theirs!
**[08:00] ---**
Their chewed gum, their sneezed-in tissues...\n
**[08:03] ---**
Even such things as these are dear.\n
**[08:05] ---**
I don't know about that brother of yours.\n
**[08:10] ---**
That is why, Kaho, you need not\nfeel badly for merely peeking at a diary.\n
**[08:16] ---**
Never mind your diary--\n
**[08:18] ---**
I check your postal deliveries *and *your phone messages daily, without fail!
**[08:23] ---**
"Beep-boop!"\nDaikoku... that's my phone.\n
**[08:24] ---**
"Oh--a message."\nDaikoku... that's my phone.\n
**[08:26] ---**
Wait--you unlocked it?\n
**[08:27] ---**
"Reply ♥"\nWait--you unlocked it?\n
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"Sending Message"\n
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You're even writing back as me?\n
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Daikoku...\n
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Come on, Daikoku! Hey!\n
**[08:38] ---**
Kanade!\n
**[08:40] ---**
The sports festival is tomorrow?\nYou have to tell me earlier!\n
**[08:44] ---**
Ah! My paper airplane!\n
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Now think about what you've done.\n
**[08:48] ---**
I've *told* you
**[08:49] ---**
--not to fold planes out of important handouts!\n--La la la! I can't hear you!\n
**[08:53] ---**
Well, shoot. Now what?\n
**[08:55] ---**
Tomorrow's my trip with\nthe neighborhood association.\n
**[08:58] ---**
No way! Then what about\nmy lunch for the sports festival?!\n
**[09:02] ---**
I'm done for... No lunch for me\nat the sports festival tomorrow...\n
**[09:07] ---**
Woe... woe...\n
**[09:09] ---**
It might be tough the day before,\nbut I'll see if I can get out of the trip.\n
**[09:14] ---**
I can make you a boxed lunch,\n
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but you'd be eating it\nall by yourself, poor thing.\n
**[09:19] ---**
It's okay--go on your trip.\nThis is all my fault, anyway.\n
**[09:23] ---**
--Oh, um.... if it's all right with you, I--\n--I'll go.\n
**[09:27] ---**
Taga?!\n
**[09:27] ---**
"shine shine"\nAtsushi! You'd really come?\n
**[09:31] ---**
I wind up going every year, don't I?\n
**[09:33] ---**
Kota and the rest will come watch, too.\n
**[09:36] ---**
And on your day off, no less! Thanks.\n
**[09:38] ---**
Every year, I get roped into participating.\n
**[09:39] ---**
"gloomy"\nEvery year, I get roped into participating.\n
**[09:41] ---**
"cool"\nI can see that.\n
**[09:43] ---**
Kaho, are you coming, too?\n
**[09:44] ---**
Of course, Kanade!\n
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Yesss!\n
**[10:01] ---**
Please move.\n
**[10:02] ---**
Boy, you've got some nerve.\n
**[10:05] ---**
Especially having read Kanade's diary.\n
**[10:08] ---**
Excuse me...\n
**[10:12] ---**
As for tomorrow's sports festival...\n
**[10:14] ---**
See you there.\n
**[10:25] ---**
Now, let's kick off\nBamboo Primary School's sports festival!\n
**[10:34] ---**
Wow... lots of cuties here!\n
**[10:37] ---**
Where are Kanade and his friends?\n
**[10:39] ---**
Is that them?\n
**[10:41] ---**
"Entry Gate"\n"5th Grade"\n
**[10:44] ---**
Well, there's no losing sight of *that* bunch.
**[10:47] ---**
Now for warm-up exercises.\n
**[10:50] ---**
First through sixth grades,\ngive yourselves plenty of room!\n
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...\n
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Gotcha!\n
**[11:09] ---**
They stand out,\nall right--for better or for worse.\n
**[11:14] ---**
I'm gonna take some *great* shots today!
**[11:17] ---**
--Next up is the fifth-grade ball-toss.\n--The ball-toss!\n
**[11:31] ---**
Is *that* how it's supposed to go?
**[11:34] ---**
They really are physically head\nand shoulders above the rest!\n
**[11:38] ---**
Hey, you boys! Let us girls play, too!\n
**[11:42] ---**
Yeah, that's right!\n
**[11:44] ---**
Boys are used to handling balls.\n
**[11:46] ---**
Or is it something else?\nDo you love balls that much?\n
**[11:51] ---**
Gross! You guys are seriously the worst!\n
**[11:55] ---**
Missed me.\n
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Take that! And that!\n
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Come on, class--don't fight!\n
**[12:05] ---**
And the winner of this event is: the white team!\n
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Tch!\n
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Fight! Fight! Red team!\n
**[12:19] ---**
"Cheer Squad"\nFight! Fight! Red team!\n
**[12:20] ---**
"Cheer Squad"\nGo get 'em, go get 'em, rrred!\n
**[12:22] ---**
"Cheer Squad"\nYeah!\n
**[12:23] ---**
"Cheer Squad"\nGive it some o' that fightin' spirit!\n
**[12:26] ---**
Moving on: the fifth-grade tug-of-war.\n
**[12:31] ---**
Really bear down now, team!\n
**[12:33] ---**
Okay!\n
**[12:34] ---**
Don't bear down so hard\nthat you poop yourselves!\n
**[12:37] ---**
Poopity poopity poop!\n
**[12:39] ---**
Poop ourselves?! As if!\n
**[12:41] ---**
Let's get a little louder!\n
**[12:43] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!\n
**[12:46] ---**
Okay! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!\n
**[12:50] ---**
How do you tell a prostitute to get out?\n
**[12:52] ---**
Leave, ho! Leave, ho! Leave, ho!\n
**[12:56] ---**
Bear down, girls! Bear right on down!\n
**[13:00] ---**
For your future childbirth! Come on!\n
**[13:02] ---**
Shut *up*, Sannomiya!
**[13:04] ---**
Ugh, boys!\n
**[13:05] ---**
They totally suck!\n
**[13:07] ---**
Uh-huh...\n
**[13:09] ---**
I don't wanna...\n
**[13:13] ---**
Oopsie-daisy...\n
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--And the winner is: the white team!\n--Ow ow ow...\n
**[13:23] ---**
If the red team loses, it's *all* the boys' fault!
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Tch!\n
**[13:27] ---**
"Entry Gate"\n
**[13:31] ---**
Takahashi! Is your knee okay?\n
**[13:34] ---**
My knee? I just scraped it a little.\n
**[13:37] ---**
I-I'm doing first aid.\nWe have bandages--should I...\n
**[13:41] ---**
...get you one?\n
**[13:43] ---**
It's okay. A little spit\nand it'll heal right up.\n
**[13:49] ---**
So that must be Sadako...\n
**[13:53] ---**
A high-schooler,\njealous of a primary-school kid?\n
**[13:57] ---**
That's going beyond\npathetic straight to unsightly.\n
**[13:59] ---**
Unsightly is fine by me.\n
**[14:02] ---**
I rather think it's *you*, good sir, who's jealous of this Kanade boy.
**[14:07] ---**
Me, jealous?\n
**[14:09] ---**
Now, I can't let *that* go on by.
**[14:10] ---**
Now, now, let's calm down--\n
**[14:12] ---**
You shut up!\n
**[14:14] ---**
Why is it always only me?\n
**[14:16] ---**
Now it's time for the\nparent/guardian scavenger hunt.\n
**[14:21] ---**
Those in the parent/guardian seats,\n
**[14:22] ---**
--Don't tell me...\n--please gather beyond the entry gate.\n
**[14:23] ---**
--Who's doing the scavenger hunt?\n--please gather beyond the entry gate.\n
**[14:26] ---**
You, of course.\n
**[14:29] ---**
But I'm so slow!\n
**[14:31] ---**
Why do you think we brought you along. anyway?\n
**[14:34] ---**
I don't want to! Last year I was\nlast in the bread-eating contest,\n
**[14:38] ---**
and Tom and his pals teased that it should've been a *lead*-eating contest!
**[14:41] ---**
Get over there already.\nOut of all the virgins, you're my slave.\n
**[14:45] ---**
Oooh! So we're *both* slaves?!
**[14:48] ---**
You bet!\n
**[14:49] ---**
"Ooh..."\n
**[14:51] ---**
Let the parent/guardian scavenger race begin!\n
**[14:59] ---**
On your marks... get set...\n
**[15:02] ---**
"dash" "vrooom"\n
**[15:07] ---**
Down to the last card? Already?\n
**[15:10] ---**
And it's in a sealed envelope!\n
**[15:12] ---**
"Wear Women's Clothes"\n
**[15:13] ---**
What the--?! This isn't a\nscavenger hunt--it's a costume race!\n
**[15:19] ---**
Hey, lady!\n
**[15:21] ---**
I've got to hurry! But... women's clothes...?\n
**[15:26] ---**
Li'l Renren! All gyun-gyun-gyun!\n
**[15:29] ---**
Um... Arashi? Do you have any... women's...\n
**[15:32] ---**
Which do you like, Kota?\nJapanese, Western, or Chinese?\n
**[15:35] ---**
I-It's not lunchtime yet!\n
**[15:37] ---**
"Japanese"\nLi'l...\n
**[15:38] ---**
"Western"\n...Ren...\n
**[15:39] ---**
"Chinese"\n...ren!\n
**[15:41] ---**
Western.\n
**[15:45] ---**
Changing made me so late!\n
**[15:56] ---**
Hanako?!\n
**[15:57] ---**
I-I'm sorry--I'm in a hurry!\n
**[16:00] ---**
H-hey, Hanako...!\n
**[16:02] ---**
Hanako!\n
**[16:04] ---**
Kaz, they been lookin' for ya over thataway.\n
**[16:07] ---**
Okay.\n
**[16:12] ---**
That brings our parent/guardian\nscavenger hunt to a close.\n
**[16:16] ---**
We did it!\n
**[16:17] ---**
Nice work!\n
**[16:19] ---**
Another year in dead last, Kota?\n
**[16:22] ---**
I took some great photos\nand posted them on social media!\n
**[16:26] ---**
Kaho!\n
**[16:28] ---**
The footrace is coming up next.\n
**[16:30] ---**
Uh-huh! Good luck!\n
**[16:32] ---**
I'm gonna come in first--and when I do...\n
**[16:35] ---**
...we'll smooch.\n
**[16:37] ---**
K-K-K-Kanade! Not so loud!\n
**[16:41] ---**
Is that a no?\n
**[16:42] ---**
No, not exactly, but...\n
**[16:44] ---**
Well, if you say no, then I'll *really* want to do it.
**[16:47] ---**
So I'm getting that smooch either way!\n
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, that Kanade...\n
**[17:06] ---**
Now for the fifth-grade footrace.\n
**[17:10] ---**
On your marks... get set...\n
**[17:16] ---**
Kanade's so cool!\n
**[17:25] ---**
Goal!\n
**[17:27] ---**
That was so fast,\nI didn't get to take a picture!\n
**[17:30] ---**
Yay!\n
**[17:36] ---**
What's up?\n
**[17:37] ---**
I saw Hanako earlier.\n
**[17:40] ---**
Seriously?!\n
**[17:41] ---**
Where could she have gone?\nI hope I can see her again.\n
**[17:46] ---**
And with that, the students'\nmorning events are complete.\n
**[17:50] ---**
While the students are eating\ntheir lunches, we'll have a presentation\n
**[17:54] ---**
--from the local seafood association on our stage.\n--Oh, man... it's Li'l Renren, in the flesh!\n
**[18:01] ---**
Master Kaz, it's poor manners to leave\none's seat unnecessarily during meals.\n
**[18:06] ---**
I know that!\n
**[18:07] ---**
"Seafood Festival"\n
**[18:08] ---**
"Seafood Festival"\nHi, everyone! How are your lunches? Tasty?\n
**[18:11] ---**
So tasty!\n
**[18:14] ---**
It would make me sooo happy\n
**[18:17] ---**
if you had seafood in your lunches today!\n
**[18:19] ---**
Now, I'm here to show you all the Renren Dance!\n
**[18:23] ---**
See if you can learn it--and\ndance and sing along at home!\n
**[18:28] ---**
Okay, start the music!\n
**[18:38] ---**
♪ Gyu-gyun ga gyuun (ga gyuun!) ♪\n
**[18:40] ---**
♪ Gyu-gyun ga gyuun (ga gyuun!) ♪\n
**[18:42] ---**
♪ Do the Renren Dance with a gyun, gyun, gyun! ♪\n
**[18:46] ---**
Let's dig in!\n
**[18:48] ---**
--Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed combo!\n--I hear we've got crab croquettes today!\n
**[18:52] ---**
Crab cro... quette... s?\n
**[18:57] ---**
Eat the fried chicken.\n
**[19:00] ---**
Is Kanade really going to kiss me?\n
**[19:05] ---**
He's got to be thinking\nabout that Sadako girl, too.\n
**[19:11] ---**
I don't really know how Kanade feels.\n
**[19:16] ---**
Oh, right! I forgot.\n
**[19:18] ---**
Kaho!\n
**[19:20] ---**
Come here a sec.\n
**[19:22] ---**
Okay.\n
**[19:23] ---**
I know--if I get to talk to Kanade alone,\n
**[19:27] ---**
I've got to apologize for peeking at his diary!\n
**[19:30] ---**
And... I need to ask him\nabout Sadako once and for all.\n
**[19:37] ---**
Um... hey, Kanade--\n
**[19:40] ---**
The truth is, I... I read your diary.\n
**[19:44] ---**
I've wanted to apologize\nall this time. I'm so sorry!\n
**[19:48] ---**
You... read it?\n
**[19:53] ---**
So... who's Sadako?\n
**[20:00] ---**
You want to know?\n
**[20:09] ---**
Kaho...\n
**[20:11] ---**
Close your eyes.\n
**[20:14] ---**
What's going on? He's acting different.\n
**[20:19] ---**
He's not going to fob\nthis all off with a kiss... is he?\n
**[20:24] ---**
Because that's not going to fly!\n
**[20:29] ---**
And yet... and yet...!\n
**[20:40] ---**
"Aaaah!"\n
**[20:41] ---**
"Aaaah!"\n
**[20:42] ---**
"Aaaah!"\n"Aaaah!"\n
**[20:45] ---**
See? That's Kaho!\n
**[20:47] ---**
This here is Sadako.\n
**[20:50] ---**
*That's* Sadako?
**[20:53] ---**
You can probably tell,\nbut she's a dog with a human face.\n
**[20:56] ---**
Huh?\n
**[20:57] ---**
She's dangerous, so I was going\nto get her more used to me\n
**[21:00] ---**
before I introduced her to you.\n
**[21:03] ---**
Sadako gets all worked up when she's hungry!\n
**[21:06] ---**
So it turns out Sadako was a dog.\n
**[21:09] ---**
I got all worked up over nothing!\n
**[21:13] ---**
What happened? We heard this crazy scream!\n
**[21:17] ---**
Did you see a ghost or something?\n
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? What's wrong, Kanade?\n
**[21:29] ---**
You're all pale!\n
**[21:31] ---**
Don't touch me!\n
**[21:36] ---**
Wh-What's going on?\n
**[21:39] ---**
I just...\n
**[21:43] ---**
I can't be...\n
**[21:45] ---**
...with you anymore...\n
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What do you mean?\n
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*We'll keep on growing straight and tall *
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*Just like the green bamboo *
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*Come, friend *
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*Take up this planet's future *
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*Burning with hope *
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*Burning with hope *
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*Send it onward and upward! *
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*Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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*Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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*Bamboo Primary, where you are *
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*Our dear school *
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*Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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*Bamboo Primary, Bamboo Primary *
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*Bamboo Primary, where you are *
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*Our dear school *
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Renren here!\n
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Coming up on *FIRST LOVE MONSTER*...
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"First love, friendship,\nyouth...The lovely, shy high-school girl Kaho"\n
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"and the breezy, earnest primary-school\nboy Kanade run into one another again and again,"\n
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"spinning out miracle after miracle." All on the next *FIRST LOVE MONSTER*:
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"Adorable/Abnormable"!\n
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And now for a match! Renren, chon!\n