E1 - Romance
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[00:12] Ran
What is love?
[00:16] Ran
What, exactly, is love?!
[00:22] Nar
"This world is kill or be killed."
[00:25] Nar
"There's no such thing as heaven."
[00:28] Nar
"Once fallen, there's no hope."
[00:30] Nar
There are people who struggle
because of these beliefs.
[00:33] Nar
Hey! You there!
[00:36] Nar
Are you pretending you don't see it?
[00:39] Nar
Too bad we can't do the same.
[00:41] Nar
We wish to wipe away your tears.
[00:45] Nar
We'll make smiles bloom in multitudes.
[00:47] Nar
Of course, compensation is required.
[00:51] Nar
Just stop by Bar F, won't you?
[00:54] Nar
Don't worry... no need for money.
[00:57] Nar
There's only one thing we want!
SIGN We'll Save Your Heart
[01:02] All
We'll take your heart!
SIGN We'll take your heart.
SIGN Ranmaru
SIGN ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
[02:42] But
The latest team you called for.
[02:46] But
One fine young person
from each of the clans.
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[02:51] But
From the Ignis Clan, Homura Hoterase.
[02:54] Ho
I don't got all the damned
time in the world.
[02:57] Ho
Tell us why we're here already!
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[03:00] But
From the Aqua Clan, Uruu Seiren.
[03:04] Uru
Really, you mustn't speak that way.
[03:06] Uru
We should conduct ourselves
properly at all times.
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[03:10] But
From the Arbor Clan, Jyuka Mutsuoka.
[03:13] Jyu
You chose me? For real?
[03:16] Jyu
They didn't call the wrong name by accident?
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[03:19] But
From the Metallum Clan, Takara Utashiro.
[03:22] Tak
Always pleased to do work for the queen.
[03:26] Tak
I'm sure we'll be well compensated, of course!
[03:30] But
And the final member...
[03:34] But
From the Lux Clan.
[03:36] Jyu
Light?!
[03:38] Hom
Now that's somethin' else.
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[03:43] Ai
Ranmaru Ai.
[03:45] Ai
A pleasure to meet you.
[03:47] But
This being your first meeting,
I'm sure it may be awkward.
[03:50] But
But from this moment
forward, you are family.
[03:53] But
See that you work together
to see your mission through.
[03:58] Queen
I grant you this mission:
[04:01] Queen
Save as many people as you can,
[04:04] Queen
and collect "attachment."
[04:06] All
Yes!
[04:07] All
As Your Majesty commands!
SIGN Taboo No. 1:
"Romance"
[04:16] Taka
Morning, everyone!
[04:20] Taka
Today's breakfast is curry.
[04:23] Jyu
Curry?
[04:25] Hom
Is this edible?
[04:27] Uru
It's quite a popular food in this world.
[04:30] Taka
That's right! The perfect food,
containing all nutritional necessities!
[04:34] Jyu
Might as well just eat it.
[04:37] Jyu
Human bodies get hungry so fast.
[04:39] Ran
Let's e—
[04:40] Uru
Not yet.
[04:44] Taka
Aren't you the serious one, Uruu?
[04:47] Taka
All right, we'll do the Ten
Laws before breakfast!
SIGN MENU
"F" Special Curry
Market Value
Drinks: All Kinds
Market Value
Please ask
SIGN Ten Laws of Fairies
[04:51] Taka
The Ten Laws of Fairies.
[04:54] All
We are forbidden from the following:
[04:57] All
One, romance.
[04:59] All
Never fall in love with the opposite sex.
[05:03] All
Two, wrath.
[05:06] All
Never hold feelings of anger and hatred.
[05:10] All
Three, envy.
[05:13] All
Never desire that which another possesses.
[05:17] All
Four, apathy.
[05:19] All
Never fail to aid a person in need.
[05:24] All
Five, lust.
[05:26] All
Never engage in a physical relationship
with the opposite sex.
[05:31] All
Six, violence.
[05:34] All
Never harm another.
[05:37] All
Seven, hedonism.
[05:40] All
Never consume alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs.
[05:45] All
Eight, degeneracy.
[05:48] All
Never behave in an undisciplined manner.
[05:52] All
Nine, pride.
[05:54] All
Never grow vain about your own power.
[05:59] All
Ten, liberation.
[06:02] All
Never reveal your true identity.
[06:08] Taka
All right, eat up!
[06:10] All
Let's eat!
[06:15] Ran
It's delicious!
[06:17] Taka
Of course, we call them the Ten Laws,
[06:20] Taka
but it's not as though you'll
die if you break them.
SIGN "Fairy of Politics"
Minister of Justice Fueairi Hanasono Arrested
Minister of Justice Hanasono, said to be the leading candidate
for the next prime minister, was arrested on suspicion
of bribery. The bribe came from Yuki Seigino, president of
Fairy Power, Inc, which sells the popular energy drink touting
"fairy power." While it's said that the two met at a fairy
cosplay party and quickly became fast friends, the truth of
the situation is unknown.
Minister Hanasono (69) in costume as a fairy last Halloween
[06:23] Taka
There are tons of our kind who
have been demoted to being humans.
[06:26] Taka
They just keep on living, hiding the
fact that they used to be fairies.
SIGN Pucchin Idol Arrested for Drug Use! "I Knew It!" Say Many
"I Used to Be a Fairy!"
"Yeah right!" That's what
everyone's shouting at her in their minds!
Tumultuous "fairy idol" Erufu Ichigo (41)
was arrested for illegal drug possession.
Suspect Erufu Ichigo (44) flipping off the camera, shouting "Fairies love drugs too!"
Have you experienced the power of pots?
Pot Power!
[06:31] Taka
Like this one, and this one.
SIGN The Confident Speaker
You Can Be a Fairy, Too!
This quirky "guru" will support your
growth as a person!
Fairy Training School
Passionate and
Excellent Instruction
SIGN An Introduction to Fairy Cooking
[06:35] Taka
The important part is not being found out.
[06:37] Taka
So don't take it too seriously,
and have a good time.
[06:40] Taka
Oh, and here are your business cards.
[06:46] Taka
Now, get out there and earn that attachment!
[06:52] Taka
I handled your school applications, too.
[06:55] Taka
Ranmaru, you'll be a transfer student.
[07:01] Jyu
I gotta say...
[07:02] Jyu
He's all, "Get out there and
earn that attachment!"
[07:05] Jyu
But how do we actually do that?
[07:07] Uru
There are many people out
there struggling, I'm sure.
[07:10] Homu
Someone oughta check on that guy.
[07:13] Jyu
Huh? He's gone.
[07:16] Ran
Attachment... Attachment...
[07:23] Vo
She thinks she's so hot.
[07:24] Vo
She's so disgusting.
[07:24] Vo
Bet she won't come to school tomorrow
[07:26] Vo
Yeah, no way.
[07:26] Vo
She'll never come.
[07:26] Vo
She wouldn't have the guts.
[07:28] Vo
Wish she'd just die.
[07:28] Vo
One less slut in the world.
[07:30] Vo
Gross.
[07:30] Vo
Whore.
[07:31] Vo
Disgusting.
[07:35] Jyu
Hey! Where are you going?!
[07:39] Jyu
Look out!
[07:50] Jyu
Ow, ow...
[07:52] Ei
What did I...
[07:55] Ran
Are you all right?
[07:57] Ei
Y-Yes! E-Excuse me...
[07:59] Ran
Take this.
[08:02] Ei
O-Okay...
[08:07] Jyu
Are you okay?
[08:09] Uru
What could have come over you?
[08:12] Ran
Attachment...
[08:15] [SONG] Song
Et Fran is a glorious bed of flowers
[08:19] [SONG] Song
Et Fran is the twinkle of happiness
SIGN Et Fran de Muse Academy
[08:24] [SONG] Song
Et Fran is the shine that guides you
[08:30] [SONG] Song
There is nothing here that isn't beautiful
SIGN Student Council President
[08:38] [SONG] Song
A heaven of endless light
[08:43] [SONG] Song
With no dark side at all
[08:50] Ei
"We'll save your heart"?
SIGN We'll Save Your Heart
[08:54] Ei
Seems... shifty.
[08:56] Teach
We shall now introduce a transfer student.
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[08:59] Ran
Ranmaru Ai.
[09:01] Ran
A pleasure to be here.
[09:03] Mi
Well, I'm liking this new transfer student.
[09:06] Girl
Really?
[09:07] Girl
Seems kinda plain to me.
[09:11] Ran
Hello.
[09:13] Ichi
Oh, what? You know that guy?
[09:15] Ei
N-Not really...
[09:17] Ichi
You used to date or something?
[09:19] Ei
Of course not!
[09:21] Ichi
Looks like we're in the same class again!
[09:23] Ei
Yes...
[09:25] Ei
Oh, no!
SIGN 2-A Friends
Just die
Yeah
So typical
On the hunt already? lol
What a pig lol
All ready to spread for the transfer student too
Disgusting!
God I wish you'd die
Sharing a classroom with you is torture
[09:26] Ei
I forgot to turn my phone off.
SIGN On the hunt already? lol
SIGN What a pig lol
SIGN All ready to spread for the transfer student too
SIGN Disgusting!
SIGN God I wish you'd die
SIGN Sharing a classroom with you is torture
[09:31] Ichi
Texts from your boyfriend?
[09:34] Ichi
Are you dating anyone?
[09:35] Ichi
Hey, so...
[09:39] Boys
S-Sorry!
[09:40] Hom
Keep your sad asses away from me, assholes!
[09:42] Boy
He's too strong!
[09:44] Hom
Eesh. Don't they know I got
better things to do?
[09:49] Ju
Say... what even is "attachment"?
[09:52] Ju
Hard to collect it if we
don't know what it is.
[09:55] Uru
Attachment is a power created when a person's
heart becomes greatly invested in something.
[10:00] Uru
It's that which powers one through life.
[10:04] Jyu
What a pretty picture!
[10:07] Uru
I simply draw what I see.
[10:10] Uru
It's the world that is beautiful.
[10:12] Jyu
Squeak!
[10:13] Jyu
You're the one who's beautiful, Uruu.
[10:19] Taka
Oh, yes, things are going very smoothly.
[10:24] Taka
Humans are such a
decadent species... unlike us.
[10:30] Taka
I'll call back later.
[10:37] Ichi
Hey. Why won't you answer me?
[10:40] Ichi
I wasn't kidding when I asked you out.
[10:45] Ichi
Hey!
[10:48] Mi
What's wrong?
[10:51] Mi
Did something happen?
[10:54] Mi
No need to ignore me, now.
[10:56] Ichi
I don't owe you anything.
[10:59] Ichi
We've broken up.
[11:00] Ichi
Your family's wealth can't buy
you everything, you know.
[11:05] Mi
Oh, is that so?
[11:13] Taka
Anyone muster up any attachment?
[11:16] Jyu
Not a bit.
[11:18] Taka
Too bad.
[11:21] Taka
We'll end up in the red
if we don't find any.
[11:25] Jyu
But how do we even find attachment?
[11:28] Taka
I'd love to tell you! If only I knew!
SIGN Et Fran de Muse Academy
[11:37] Ei
Why...
SIGN 2-A Friends
SIGN Losing it over that lame transfer student now?
SIGN Don't you realize how ugly you are?
SIGN Do you just go after anything with a dick?
SIGN Why not put yourself out of your misery?
SIGN Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha
SIGN Bye-bye!
[11:40] Ei
Why are they doing this?
SIGN "Losing it over that lame transfer
student now?"
"Don't you realize how ugly
you are?"
[11:42] Ei
What did I do wrong?!
SIGN Do you just go after anything
with a dick?
Why not put yourself out
of your misery?
Wouldn't want people to think
you're being bullied haha
[11:50] Mi
You'll pay.
[11:52] Mi
I'll see that you pay.
SIGN Get over yourself already
So full of yourself
Why'd you even come to school today?
Take the hint already
So disgusting
Get lost
SIGN You think you're so hot
I hate your stupid face
Wish you'd disappear already
Hate being in class with you so much
Same
Seriously, why does she come to school?
Hunting men
lololol
So disgusting
Just end it already!
[11:55] Mi
You should fall off the face of the earth.
SIGN F School
Underground Channel
SIGN Wipe yourself off the face of the earth, creep
SIGN Did you see her face this morning?
Deserved it! lololol
SIGN I so saw it lol I think she's finally catching on lol
SIGN It takes a lot of nerve to go after EVERY SINGLE guy
[11:59] Mi
Die... Die... Die...
SIGN How man-hungry do you have to be to
even go after the new transfer student
Right?
But why do we even have a
transfer student???
Man-hungry
Just die already
It's biologically impossible to breathe the
same air as her
SIGN She's so freaking stuck-up
She'll take anything as long as it's male,
right?
So gross lololol
She's such a bitch lol
I wish she'd just go away
Totally agreed
If only she'd die
[12:03] Mi
Die, die, die, die, die!
[12:05] Mi
Dive straight to hell!
[12:12] Shi
Love is an ugly thing.
[12:14] Shi
This world is suffering.
[12:21] Jyu
Hey! What're you doing?
[12:24] Ran
Saving!
SIGN Ranmaru
SIGN ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
SIGN Ranmaru
SIGN ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
[12:45] Ei
I can't live in this world anymore.
[12:51] Ran
Wait!
[13:02] Ei
Ranmaru?
[13:04] Ei
Please... let me die.
[13:07] Ei
No one will miss someone like me.
[13:12] Ran
I...
[13:14] Ran
If you went away...
[13:22] Ran
I'd be sad.
[13:26] Ran
I... I want to protect you!
[13:32] Ei
Ranmaru...
SIGN We'll Save Your Heart
[13:43] Ran
I will save your heart.
[13:47] Ei
But... how?
[13:50] Ran
Could I take your heart?
[13:54] Ei
My... heart?
[15:12] Ran
Taboo rescinded!
[15:14] Ran
Love in full bloom!
[15:21] Ran
Fairy of Illumination, Ranmaru! Advent!
[15:37] [SONG] Ran
If all flowers are doomed to die some day
[15:41] [SONG] Ran
I at least want to bloom for you now
[15:46] [SONG] Ran
That which will open up my heart
[15:50] [SONG] Ran
Is the key of love—your kiss
[16:00] [SONG] Ran
The door flies open, overflowing with light
[16:05] [SONG] Ran
Becoming wings that will light my way
[16:13] [SONG] Ran
Ran, ran, rararan
[16:15] [SONG] Ran
Love makes it possible
[16:18] [SONG] Ran
Let these wings carry me to heaven
[16:22] [SONG] Ran
Ran, ran, rararan
[16:25] [SONG] Ran
Love makes it possible
[16:27] [SONG] Ran
Blossom in glory... even in hell
[16:41] Mimi
You'll pay.
[16:43] Mimi
Once you're gone, he'll belong to me!
[16:44] Mimi
Begone! Die!
[16:47] Mimi
You'll pay... You must pay...
[16:50] Mimi
I wish she'd just go away forever!
[16:54] Mimi
Die! Die! Die!
[16:55] Mimi
Dive straight into hell!
[17:11] Mimi
Die!
[17:22] Ran
Where is it?
SIGN She's so man-hungry! Just gross!
[17:27] Ei
What... is this?
[17:36] Ran
There!
[17:45] Ran
Was I wrong?
[17:46] Mimi
Stupid!
[17:59] Uru
Wait.
[18:01] Hom
We got a show worth watchin'.
[18:03] Taka
The power of the Lux Clan,
the strongest of fairies...
[18:16] Mimi
I'll stream your disgrace
to the whole world!
SIGN Doxxed lololol
SIGN Can't show your face like that lol
SIGN Find location plz!
[18:26] Mimi
Suck on that!
[18:28] Mimi
Now I'm finished with you!
[18:31] Mimi
Begone from this world!
[18:55] Mimi
That's what happens to people who cross me!
SIGN Hurry!!
SIGN Who's next?
SIGN Who's the next target?
SIGN Feed the fire!
SIGN Name our next target!
SIGN Found it lol
SIGN This bitch lol
She sucks lol
[19:15] Mimi
Wh-What in the world?!
[19:36] Ran
On mayalta harikira!
[19:52] Ran
Unlock the heart's truth!
[20:04] Ran
Assumption of the Holy Mother!
[20:10] Ran
Go to heaven!
[20:29] Ei
Thank you... Ranmaru.
[20:35] Jyu
That was really Ranmaru?
[20:37] Uru
His power is just like the rumors say.
[20:40] Taka
We can make real bank off of this.
[20:46] Chir
Love makes it possible...
all human sadness and suffering.
[20:52] Chir
Why, then...
[20:58] But
Attachment, my lady.
[21:02] Queen
Suitably impressive, I suppose.
[21:16] Jyu
Ranmaru, are you nervous?
[21:21] Jyu
You didn't fall for your client, did you?
[21:24] Ran
Of course not!
[21:26] Ichi
Hey!
[21:28] Ei
Good morning!
[21:30] Jyu
Incoming!
[21:36] Ichi
Hey.
[21:38] Ei
Good morning!
[21:39] Ichi
Thanks for calling.
[21:41] Ei
You're welcome!
[21:43] Mimi
No...
SIGN 2-A Friends
She's always trying to play alpha
Alpha gorilla maybe lol
Yet she can't land a guy psht
Super lame lolol
She thinks she's queen shit
Too bad she sucks lol
Does she even have any friends?
Don't worry, it's your turn next
[21:45] Mimi
Why is this happening to me?
[21:58] Ran
What is love?
SIGN This story is a work of fiction. The people, events, and groups portrayed therein are purely imaginary and do not reflect the real world.
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SIGN Taboo No. 2:
"Wrath"
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