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E1 - Romance

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[00:12] Ran
    What is love?
[00:16] Ran
    What, exactly, is love?!
[00:22] Nar
    "This world is kill or be killed."
[00:25] Nar
    "There's no such thing as heaven."
[00:28] Nar
    "Once fallen, there's no hope."
[00:30] Nar
    There are people who struggle
    because of these beliefs.
[00:33] Nar
    Hey! You there!
[00:36] Nar
    Are you pretending you don't see it?
[00:39] Nar
    Too bad we can't do the same.
[00:41] Nar
    We wish to wipe away your tears.
[00:45] Nar
    We'll make smiles bloom in multitudes.
[00:47] Nar
    Of course, compensation is required.
[00:51] Nar
    Just stop by Bar F, won't you?
[00:54] Nar
    Don't worry... no need for money.
[00:57] Nar
    There's only one thing we want!
SIGN    We'll Save Your Heart
[01:02] All
    We'll take your heart!
SIGN    We'll take your heart.
SIGN    Ranmaru
SIGN    ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
[02:42] But
    The latest team you called for.
[02:46] But
    One fine young person
    from each of the clans.
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[02:51] But
    From the Ignis Clan, Homura Hoterase.
[02:54] Ho
    I don't got all the damned
    time in the world.
[02:57] Ho
    Tell us why we're here already!
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[03:00] But
    From the Aqua Clan, Uruu Seiren.
[03:04] Uru
    Really, you mustn't speak that way.
[03:06] Uru
    We should conduct ourselves
    properly at all times.
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[03:10] But
    From the Arbor Clan, Jyuka Mutsuoka.
[03:13] Jyu
    You chose me? For real?
[03:16] Jyu
    They didn't call the wrong name by accident?
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[03:19] But
    From the Metallum Clan, Takara Utashiro.
[03:22] Tak
    Always pleased to do work for the queen.
[03:26] Tak
    I'm sure we'll be well compensated, of course!
[03:30] But
    And the final member...
[03:34] But
    From the Lux Clan.
[03:36] Jyu
    Light?!
[03:38] Hom
    Now that's somethin' else.
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[03:43] Ai
    Ranmaru Ai.
[03:45] Ai
    A pleasure to meet you.
[03:47] But
    This being your first meeting,
    I'm sure it may be awkward.
[03:50] But
    But from this moment
    forward, you are family.
[03:53] But
    See that you work together
    to see your mission through.
[03:58] Queen
    I grant you this mission:
[04:01] Queen
    Save as many people as you can,
[04:04] Queen
    and collect "attachment."
[04:06] All
    Yes!
[04:07] All
    As Your Majesty commands!
SIGN    Taboo No. 1:
    "Romance"
[04:16] Taka
    Morning, everyone!
[04:20] Taka
    Today's breakfast is curry.
[04:23] Jyu
    Curry?
[04:25] Hom
    Is this edible?
[04:27] Uru
    It's quite a popular food in this world.
[04:30] Taka
    That's right! The perfect food,
    containing all nutritional necessities!
[04:34] Jyu
    Might as well just eat it.
[04:37] Jyu
    Human bodies get hungry so fast.
[04:39] Ran
    Let's e—
[04:40] Uru
    Not yet.
[04:44] Taka
    Aren't you the serious one, Uruu?
[04:47] Taka
    All right, we'll do the Ten
    Laws before breakfast!
SIGN    MENU
    
    "F" Special Curry
    Market Value
    
     Drinks: All Kinds
    Market Value
    
    Please ask
SIGN    Ten Laws of Fairies
[04:51] Taka
    The Ten Laws of Fairies.
[04:54] All
    We are forbidden from the following:
[04:57] All
    One, romance.
[04:59] All
    Never fall in love with the opposite sex.
[05:03] All
    Two, wrath.
[05:06] All
    Never hold feelings of anger and hatred.
[05:10] All
    Three, envy.
[05:13] All
    Never desire that which another possesses.
[05:17] All
    Four, apathy.
[05:19] All
    Never fail to aid a person in need.
[05:24] All
    Five, lust.
[05:26] All
    Never engage in a physical relationship
    with the opposite sex.
[05:31] All
    Six, violence.
[05:34] All
    Never harm another.
[05:37] All
    Seven, hedonism.
[05:40] All
    Never consume alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs.
[05:45] All
    Eight, degeneracy.
[05:48] All
    Never behave in an undisciplined manner.
[05:52] All
    Nine, pride.
[05:54] All
    Never grow vain about your own power.
[05:59] All
    Ten, liberation.
[06:02] All
    Never reveal your true identity.
[06:08] Taka
    All right, eat up!
[06:10] All
    Let's eat!
[06:15] Ran
    It's delicious!
[06:17] Taka
    Of course, we call them the Ten Laws,
[06:20] Taka
    but it's not as though you'll
    die if you break them.
SIGN    "Fairy of Politics"
    Minister of Justice Fueairi Hanasono Arrested
    
    Minister of Justice Hanasono, said to be the leading candidate
     for the next prime minister, was arrested on suspicion
    of bribery. The bribe came from Yuki Seigino, president of
    Fairy Power, Inc, which sells the popular energy drink touting
     "fairy power." While it's said that the two met at a fairy
    cosplay party and quickly became fast friends, the truth of
     the situation is unknown.
    
    Minister Hanasono (69) in costume as a fairy last Halloween
[06:23] Taka
    There are tons of our kind who
    have been demoted to being humans.
[06:26] Taka
    They just keep on living, hiding the
    fact that they used to be fairies.
SIGN    Pucchin Idol Arrested for Drug Use! "I Knew It!" Say Many
    
    "I Used to Be a Fairy!"
    
    "Yeah right!" That's what
    everyone's shouting at her in their minds!
    Tumultuous "fairy idol" Erufu Ichigo (41)
     was arrested for illegal drug possession.
    
    Suspect Erufu Ichigo (44) flipping off the camera, shouting "Fairies love drugs too!"
    
    Have you experienced the power of pots?
    Pot Power!
[06:31] Taka
    Like this one, and this one.
SIGN    The Confident Speaker
    
    You Can Be a Fairy, Too!
    
    This quirky "guru" will support your
     growth as a person!
    
    Fairy Training School
    
    Passionate and
     Excellent Instruction
SIGN    An Introduction to Fairy Cooking
[06:35] Taka
    The important part is not being found out.
[06:37] Taka
    So don't take it too seriously,
    and have a good time.
[06:40] Taka
    Oh, and here are your business cards.
[06:46] Taka
    Now, get out there and earn that attachment!
[06:52] Taka
    I handled your school applications, too.
[06:55] Taka
    Ranmaru, you'll be a transfer student.
[07:01] Jyu
    I gotta say...
[07:02] Jyu
    He's all, "Get out there and
    earn that attachment!"
[07:05] Jyu
    But how do we actually do that?
[07:07] Uru
    There are many people out
    there struggling, I'm sure.
[07:10] Homu
    Someone oughta check on that guy.
[07:13] Jyu
    Huh? He's gone.
[07:16] Ran
    Attachment... Attachment...
[07:23] Vo
    She thinks she's so hot.
[07:24] Vo
    She's so disgusting.
[07:24] Vo
    Bet she won't come to school tomorrow
[07:26] Vo
    Yeah, no way.
[07:26] Vo
    She'll never come.
[07:26] Vo
    She wouldn't have the guts.
[07:28] Vo
    Wish she'd just die.
[07:28] Vo
    One less slut in the world.
[07:30] Vo
    Gross.
[07:30] Vo
    Whore.
[07:31] Vo
    Disgusting.
[07:35] Jyu
    Hey! Where are you going?!
[07:39] Jyu
    Look out!
[07:50] Jyu
    Ow, ow...
[07:52] Ei
    What did I...
[07:55] Ran
    Are you all right?
[07:57] Ei
    Y-Yes! E-Excuse me...
[07:59] Ran
    Take this.
[08:02] Ei
    O-Okay...
[08:07] Jyu
    Are you okay?
[08:09] Uru
    What could have come over you?
[08:12] Ran
    Attachment...
[08:15] [SONG] Song
    Et Fran is a glorious bed of flowers
[08:19] [SONG] Song
    Et Fran is the twinkle of happiness
SIGN    Et Fran de Muse Academy
[08:24] [SONG] Song
    Et Fran is the shine that guides you
[08:30] [SONG] Song
    There is nothing here that isn't beautiful
SIGN    Student Council President
[08:38] [SONG] Song
    A heaven of endless light
[08:43] [SONG] Song
    With no dark side at all
[08:50] Ei
    "We'll save your heart"?
SIGN    We'll Save Your Heart
[08:54] Ei
    Seems... shifty.
[08:56] Teach
    We shall now introduce a transfer student.
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[08:59] Ran
    Ranmaru Ai.
[09:01] Ran
    A pleasure to be here.
[09:03] Mi
    Well, I'm liking this new transfer student.
[09:06] Girl
    Really?
[09:07] Girl
    Seems kinda plain to me.
[09:11] Ran
    Hello.
[09:13] Ichi
    Oh, what? You know that guy?
[09:15] Ei
    N-Not really...
[09:17] Ichi
    You used to date or something?
[09:19] Ei
    Of course not!
[09:21] Ichi
    Looks like we're in the same class again!
[09:23] Ei
    Yes...
[09:25] Ei
    Oh, no!
SIGN    2-A Friends
    
    Just die
    Yeah
    So typical
    On the hunt already? lol
    What a pig lol
    All ready to spread for the transfer student too
    Disgusting!
    God I wish you'd die
    Sharing a classroom with you is torture
[09:26] Ei
    I forgot to turn my phone off.
SIGN    On the hunt already? lol
SIGN    What a pig lol
SIGN    All ready to spread for the transfer student too
SIGN    Disgusting!
SIGN    God I wish you'd die
SIGN    Sharing a classroom with you is torture
[09:31] Ichi
    Texts from your boyfriend?
[09:34] Ichi
    Are you dating anyone?
[09:35] Ichi
    Hey, so...
[09:39] Boys
    S-Sorry!
[09:40] Hom
    Keep your sad asses away from me, assholes!
[09:42] Boy
    He's too strong!
[09:44] Hom
    Eesh. Don't they know I got
    better things to do?
[09:49] Ju
    Say... what even is "attachment"?
[09:52] Ju
    Hard to collect it if we
    don't know what it is.
[09:55] Uru
    Attachment is a power created when a person's
    heart becomes greatly invested in something.
[10:00] Uru
    It's that which powers one through life.
[10:04] Jyu
    What a pretty picture!
[10:07] Uru
    I simply draw what I see.
[10:10] Uru
    It's the world that is beautiful.
[10:12] Jyu
    Squeak!
[10:13] Jyu
    You're the one who's beautiful, Uruu.
[10:19] Taka
    Oh, yes, things are going very smoothly.
[10:24] Taka
    Humans are such a
    decadent species... unlike us.
[10:30] Taka
    I'll call back later.
[10:37] Ichi
    Hey. Why won't you answer me?
[10:40] Ichi
    I wasn't kidding when I asked you out.
[10:45] Ichi
    Hey!
[10:48] Mi
    What's wrong?
[10:51] Mi
    Did something happen?
[10:54] Mi
    No need to ignore me, now.
[10:56] Ichi
    I don't owe you anything.
[10:59] Ichi
    We've broken up.
[11:00] Ichi
    Your family's wealth can't buy
    you everything, you know.
[11:05] Mi
    Oh, is that so?
[11:13] Taka
    Anyone muster up any attachment?
[11:16] Jyu
    Not a bit.
[11:18] Taka
    Too bad.
[11:21] Taka
    We'll end up in the red
    if we don't find any.
[11:25] Jyu
    But how do we even find attachment?
[11:28] Taka
    I'd love to tell you! If only I knew!
SIGN    Et Fran de Muse Academy
[11:37] Ei
    Why...
SIGN    2-A Friends
SIGN    Losing it over that lame transfer student now?
SIGN    Don't you realize how ugly you are?
SIGN    Do you just go after anything with a dick?
SIGN    Why not put yourself out of your misery?
SIGN    Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha
SIGN    Bye-bye!
[11:40] Ei
    Why are they doing this?
SIGN    "Losing it over that lame transfer
    student now?"
    
    "Don't you realize how ugly
     you are?"
[11:42] Ei
    What did I do wrong?!
SIGN    Do you just go after anything
    with a dick?
    
    Why not put yourself out
    of your misery?
    
    Wouldn't want people to think
    you're being bullied haha
[11:50] Mi
    You'll pay.
[11:52] Mi
    I'll see that you pay.
SIGN    Get over yourself already
    
    So full of yourself
    
    Why'd you even come to school today?
    
    Take the hint already
    
    So disgusting
    
    Get lost
SIGN    You think you're so hot
    
    I hate your stupid face
    
    Wish you'd disappear already
    
    Hate being in class with you so much
    
    Same
    
    Seriously, why does she come to school?
    
    Hunting men
    
    lololol
    
    So disgusting
    
    Just end it already!
[11:55] Mi
    You should fall off the face of the earth.
SIGN    F School
    Underground Channel
SIGN    Wipe yourself off the face of the earth, creep
SIGN    Did you see her face this morning?
     Deserved it! lololol
SIGN    I so saw it lol I think she's finally catching on lol
SIGN    It takes a lot of nerve to go after EVERY SINGLE guy
[11:59] Mi
    Die... Die... Die...
SIGN    How man-hungry do you have to be to
    even go after the new transfer student
    
    Right?
    
    But why do we even have a
    transfer student???
    
    Man-hungry
    
    Just die already
    
    It's biologically impossible to breathe the
    same air as her
SIGN    She's so freaking stuck-up
    
    She'll take anything as long as it's male,
    right?
    
    So gross lololol
    
    She's such a bitch lol
    
    I wish she'd just go away
    
    Totally agreed
    
    If only she'd die
[12:03] Mi
    Die, die, die, die, die!
[12:05] Mi
    Dive straight to hell!
[12:12] Shi
    Love is an ugly thing.
[12:14] Shi
    This world is suffering.
[12:21] Jyu
    Hey! What're you doing?
[12:24] Ran
    Saving!
SIGN    Ranmaru
SIGN    ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
SIGN    Ranmaru
SIGN    ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
[12:45] Ei
    I can't live in this world anymore.
[12:51] Ran
    Wait!
[13:02] Ei
    Ranmaru?
[13:04] Ei
    Please... let me die.
[13:07] Ei
    No one will miss someone like me.
[13:12] Ran
    I...
[13:14] Ran
    If you went away...
[13:22] Ran
    I'd be sad.
[13:26] Ran
    I... I want to protect you!
[13:32] Ei
    Ranmaru...
SIGN    We'll Save Your Heart
[13:43] Ran
    I will save your heart.
[13:47] Ei
    But... how?
[13:50] Ran
    Could I take your heart?
[13:54] Ei
    My... heart?
[15:12] Ran
    Taboo rescinded!
[15:14] Ran
    Love in full bloom!
[15:21] Ran
    Fairy of Illumination, Ranmaru! Advent!
[15:37] [SONG] Ran
    If all flowers are doomed to die some day
[15:41] [SONG] Ran
    I at least want to bloom for you now
[15:46] [SONG] Ran
    That which will open up my heart
[15:50] [SONG] Ran
    Is the key of love—your kiss
[16:00] [SONG] Ran
    The door flies open, overflowing with light
[16:05] [SONG] Ran
    Becoming wings that will light my way
[16:13] [SONG] Ran
    Ran, ran, rararan
[16:15] [SONG] Ran
    Love makes it possible
[16:18] [SONG] Ran
    Let these wings carry me to heaven
[16:22] [SONG] Ran
    Ran, ran, rararan
[16:25] [SONG] Ran
    Love makes it possible
[16:27] [SONG] Ran
    Blossom in glory... even in hell
[16:41] Mimi
    You'll pay.
[16:43] Mimi
    Once you're gone, he'll belong to me!
[16:44] Mimi
    Begone! Die!
[16:47] Mimi
    You'll pay... You must pay...
[16:50] Mimi
    I wish she'd just go away forever!
[16:54] Mimi
    Die! Die! Die!
[16:55] Mimi
    Dive straight into hell!
[17:11] Mimi
    Die!
[17:22] Ran
    Where is it?
SIGN    She's so man-hungry! Just gross!
[17:27] Ei
    What... is this?
[17:36] Ran
    There!
[17:45] Ran
    Was I wrong?
[17:46] Mimi
    Stupid!
[17:59] Uru
    Wait.
[18:01] Hom
    We got a show worth watchin'.
[18:03] Taka
    The power of the Lux Clan,
    the strongest of fairies...
[18:16] Mimi
    I'll stream your disgrace
    to the whole world!
SIGN    Doxxed lololol
SIGN    Can't show your face like that lol
SIGN    Find location plz!
[18:26] Mimi
    Suck on that!
[18:28] Mimi
    Now I'm finished with you!
[18:31] Mimi
    Begone from this world!
[18:55] Mimi
    That's what happens to people who cross me!
SIGN    Hurry!!
SIGN    Who's next?
SIGN    Who's the next target?
SIGN    Feed the fire!
SIGN    Name our next target!
SIGN    Found it lol
SIGN    This bitch lol
    She sucks lol
[19:15] Mimi
    Wh-What in the world?!
[19:36] Ran
    On mayalta harikira!
[19:52] Ran
    Unlock the heart's truth!
[20:04] Ran
    Assumption of the Holy Mother!
[20:10] Ran
    Go to heaven!
[20:29] Ei
    Thank you... Ranmaru.
[20:35] Jyu
    That was really Ranmaru?
[20:37] Uru
    His power is just like the rumors say.
[20:40] Taka
    We can make real bank off of this.
[20:46] Chir
    Love makes it possible...
    all human sadness and suffering.
[20:52] Chir
    Why, then...
[20:58] But
    Attachment, my lady.
[21:02] Queen
    Suitably impressive, I suppose.
[21:16] Jyu
    Ranmaru, are you nervous?
[21:21] Jyu
    You didn't fall for your client, did you?
[21:24] Ran
    Of course not!
[21:26] Ichi
    Hey!
[21:28] Ei
    Good morning!
[21:30] Jyu
    Incoming!
[21:36] Ichi
    Hey.
[21:38] Ei
    Good morning!
[21:39] Ichi
    Thanks for calling.
[21:41] Ei
    You're welcome!
[21:43] Mimi
    No...
SIGN    2-A Friends
    
    She's always trying to play alpha
    Alpha gorilla maybe lol
    Yet she can't land a guy psht
    Super lame lolol
    She thinks she's queen shit
    Too bad she sucks lol
    Does she even have any friends?
    Don't worry, it's your turn next
[21:45] Mimi
    Why is this happening to me?
[21:58] Ran
    What is love?
SIGN    This story is a work of fiction. The people, events, and groups portrayed therein are purely imaginary and do not reflect the real world.
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SIGN    Taboo No. 2:
    "Wrath"