# E1 - Romance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4W4VZ/romance)
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**[00:12] Ran**
What is love?
**[00:16] Ran**
What, exactly, is love?!
**[00:22] Nar**
*"This world is kill or be killed."*
**[00:25] Nar**
*"There's no such thing as heaven."*
**[00:28] Nar**
*"Once fallen, there's no hope."*
**[00:30] Nar**
* There are people who struggle*
* because of these beliefs.*
**[00:33] Nar**
*Hey! You there!*
**[00:36] Nar**
*Are you pretending you don't see it?*
**[00:39] Nar**
*Too bad we can't do the same.*
**[00:41] Nar**
*We wish to wipe away your tears.*
**[00:45] Nar**
*We'll make smiles bloom in multitudes.*
**[00:47] Nar**
*Of course, compensation is required.*
**[00:51] Nar**
*Just stop by Bar F, won't you?*
**[00:54] Nar**
*Don't worry... no need for money.*
**[00:57] Nar**
*There's only one thing we want!*
***SIGN*** We'll Save Your Heart
**[01:02] All**
We'll take your heart!
***SIGN*** We'll take your heart.
***SIGN*** Ranmaru
***SIGN*** ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
**[02:42] But**
The latest team you called for.
**[02:46] But**
One fine young person
from each of the clans.
***SIGN*** I
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***SIGN*** H
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**[02:51] But**
From the Ignis Clan, Homura Hoterase.
**[02:54] Ho**
I don't got all the damned
time in the world.
**[02:57] Ho**
Tell us why we're here already!
***SIGN*** A
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***SIGN*** U
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**[03:00] But**
From the Aqua Clan, Uruu Seiren.
**[03:04] Uru**
Really, you mustn't speak that way.
**[03:06] Uru**
We should conduct ourselves
properly at all times.
***SIGN*** A
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***SIGN*** J
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**[03:10] But**
From the Arbor Clan, Jyuka Mutsuoka.
**[03:13] Jyu**
You chose me? For real?
**[03:16] Jyu**
They didn't call the wrong name by accident?
***SIGN*** M
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***SIGN*** T
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**[03:19] But**
From the Metallum Clan, Takara Utashiro.
**[03:22] Tak**
Always pleased to do work for the queen.
**[03:26] Tak**
I'm sure we'll be well compensated, of course!
**[03:30] But**
And the final member...
**[03:34] But**
From the Lux Clan.
**[03:36] Jyu**
Light?!
**[03:38] Hom**
Now that's somethin' else.
***SIGN*** L
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***SIGN*** R
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**[03:43] Ai**
Ranmaru Ai.
**[03:45] Ai**
A pleasure to meet you.
**[03:47] But**
This being your first meeting,
I'm sure it may be awkward.
**[03:50] But**
But from this moment
forward, you are family.
**[03:53] But**
See that you work together
to see your mission through.
**[03:58] Queen**
I grant you this mission:
**[04:01] Queen**
Save as many people as you can,
**[04:04] Queen**
and collect "attachment."
**[04:06] All**
Yes!
**[04:07] All**
As Your Majesty commands!
***SIGN*** Taboo No. 1:
"Romance"
**[04:16] Taka**
Morning, everyone!
**[04:20] Taka**
Today's breakfast is curry.
**[04:23] Jyu**
Curry?
**[04:25] Hom**
Is this edible?
**[04:27] Uru**
It's quite a popular food in this world.
**[04:30] Taka**
That's right! The perfect food,
containing all nutritional necessities!
**[04:34] Jyu**
Might as well just eat it.
**[04:37] Jyu**
Human bodies get hungry so fast.
**[04:39] Ran**
Let's e—
**[04:40] Uru**
Not yet.
**[04:44] Taka**
Aren't you the serious one, Uruu?
**[04:47] Taka**
All right, we'll do the Ten
Laws before breakfast!
***SIGN*** MENU
"F" Special Curry
Market Value
Drinks: All Kinds
Market Value
Please ask
***SIGN*** Ten Laws of Fairies
**[04:51] Taka**
The Ten Laws of Fairies.
**[04:54] All**
We are forbidden from the following:
**[04:57] All**
One, romance.
**[04:59] All**
Never fall in love with the opposite sex.
**[05:03] All**
Two, wrath.
**[05:06] All**
Never hold feelings of anger and hatred.
**[05:10] All**
Three, envy.
**[05:13] All**
Never desire that which another possesses.
**[05:17] All**
Four, apathy.
**[05:19] All**
Never fail to aid a person in need.
**[05:24] All**
Five, lust.
**[05:26] All**
Never engage in a physical relationship
with the opposite sex.
**[05:31] All**
Six, violence.
**[05:34] All**
Never harm another.
**[05:37] All**
Seven, hedonism.
**[05:40] All**
Never consume alcohol, cigarettes, or drugs.
**[05:45] All**
Eight, degeneracy.
**[05:48] All**
Never behave in an undisciplined manner.
**[05:52] All**
Nine, pride.
**[05:54] All**
Never grow vain about your own power.
**[05:59] All**
Ten, liberation.
**[06:02] All**
Never reveal your true identity.
**[06:08] Taka**
All right, eat up!
**[06:10] All**
Let's eat!
**[06:15] Ran**
It's delicious!
**[06:17] Taka**
Of course, we call them the Ten Laws,
**[06:20] Taka**
but it's not as though you'll
die if you break them.
***SIGN*** "Fairy of Politics"
Minister of Justice Fueairi Hanasono Arrested
Minister of Justice Hanasono, said to be the leading candidate
for the next prime minister, was arrested on suspicion
of bribery. The bribe came from Yuki Seigino, president of
Fairy Power, Inc, which sells the popular energy drink touting
"fairy power." While it's said that the two met at a fairy
cosplay party and quickly became fast friends, the truth of
the situation is unknown.
Minister Hanasono (69) in costume as a fairy last Halloween
**[06:23] Taka**
There are tons of our kind who
have been demoted to being humans.
**[06:26] Taka**
They just keep on living, hiding the
fact that they used to be fairies.
***SIGN*** Pucchin Idol Arrested for Drug Use! "I Knew It!" Say Many
"I Used to Be a Fairy!"
"Yeah right!" That's what
everyone's shouting at her in their minds!
Tumultuous "fairy idol" Erufu Ichigo (41)
was arrested for illegal drug possession.
Suspect Erufu Ichigo (44) flipping off the camera, shouting "Fairies love drugs too!"
Have you experienced the power of pots?
Pot Power!
**[06:31] Taka**
Like this one, and this one.
***SIGN*** The Confident Speaker
You Can Be a Fairy, Too!
This quirky "guru" will support your
growth as a person!
Fairy Training School
Passionate and
Excellent Instruction
***SIGN*** An Introduction to Fairy Cooking
**[06:35] Taka**
The important part is not being found out.
**[06:37] Taka**
So don't take it too seriously,
and have a good time.
**[06:40] Taka**
Oh, and here are your business cards.
**[06:46] Taka**
Now, get out there and earn that attachment!
**[06:52] Taka**
I handled your school applications, too.
**[06:55] Taka**
Ranmaru, you'll be a transfer student.
**[07:01] Jyu**
I gotta say...
**[07:02] Jyu**
He's all, "Get out there and
earn that attachment!"
**[07:05] Jyu**
But how do we actually do that?
**[07:07] Uru**
There are many people out
there struggling, I'm sure.
**[07:10] Homu**
Someone oughta check on that guy.
**[07:13] Jyu**
Huh? He's gone.
**[07:16] Ran**
Attachment... Attachment...
**[07:23] Vo**
*She thinks she's so hot.*
**[07:24] Vo**
*She's so disgusting.*
**[07:24] Vo**
*Bet she won't come to school tomorrow*
**[07:26] Vo**
*Yeah, no way.*
**[07:26] Vo**
*She'll never come.*
**[07:26] Vo**
*She wouldn't have the guts.*
**[07:28] Vo**
*Wish she'd just die.*
**[07:28] Vo**
*One less slut in the world.*
**[07:30] Vo**
*Gross.*
**[07:30] Vo**
*Whore.*
**[07:31] Vo**
*Disgusting.*
**[07:35] Jyu**
Hey! Where are you going?!
**[07:39] Jyu**
Look out!
**[07:50] Jyu**
Ow, ow...
**[07:52] Ei**
What did I...
**[07:55] Ran**
Are you all right?
**[07:57] Ei**
Y-Yes! E-Excuse me...
**[07:59] Ran**
Take this.
**[08:02] Ei**
O-Okay...
**[08:07] Jyu**
Are you okay?
**[08:09] Uru**
What could have come over you?
**[08:12] Ran**
Attachment...
**[08:15] [SONG] Song**
Et Fran is a glorious bed of flowers
**[08:19] [SONG] Song**
Et Fran is the twinkle of happiness
***SIGN*** Et Fran de Muse Academy
**[08:24] [SONG] Song**
Et Fran is the shine that guides you
**[08:30] [SONG] Song**
There is nothing here that isn't beautiful
***SIGN*** Student Council President
**[08:38] [SONG] Song**
A heaven of endless light
**[08:43] [SONG] Song**
With no dark side at all
**[08:50] Ei**
"We'll save your heart"?
***SIGN*** We'll Save Your Heart
**[08:54] Ei**
Seems... shifty.
**[08:56] Teach**
We shall now introduce a transfer student.
***SIGN*** R
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**[08:59] Ran**
Ranmaru Ai.
**[09:01] Ran**
A pleasure to be here.
**[09:03] Mi**
Well, I'm liking this new transfer student.
**[09:06] Girl**
Really?
**[09:07] Girl**
Seems kinda plain to me.
**[09:11] Ran**
Hello.
**[09:13] Ichi**
Oh, what? You know that guy?
**[09:15] Ei**
N-Not really...
**[09:17] Ichi**
You used to date or something?
**[09:19] Ei**
Of course not!
**[09:21] Ichi**
Looks like we're in the same class again!
**[09:23] Ei**
Yes...
**[09:25] Ei**
Oh, no!
***SIGN*** 2-A Friends
Just die
Yeah
So typical
On the hunt already? lol
What a pig lol
All ready to spread for the transfer student too
Disgusting!
God I wish you'd die
Sharing a classroom with you is torture
**[09:26] Ei**
I forgot to turn my phone off.
***SIGN*** On the hunt already? lol
***SIGN*** What a pig lol
***SIGN*** All ready to spread for the transfer student too
***SIGN*** Disgusting!
***SIGN*** God I wish you'd die
***SIGN*** Sharing a classroom with you is torture
**[09:31] Ichi**
Texts from your boyfriend?
**[09:34] Ichi**
Are you dating anyone?
**[09:35] Ichi**
Hey, so...
**[09:39] Boys**
S-Sorry!
**[09:40] Hom**
Keep your sad asses away from me, assholes!
**[09:42] Boy**
He's too strong!
**[09:44] Hom**
Eesh. Don't they know I got
better things to do?
**[09:49] Ju**
Say... what even is "attachment"?
**[09:52] Ju**
Hard to collect it if we
don't know what it is.
**[09:55] Uru**
Attachment is a power created when a person's
heart becomes greatly invested in something.
**[10:00] Uru**
It's that which powers one through life.
**[10:04] Jyu**
What a pretty picture!
**[10:07] Uru**
I simply draw what I see.
**[10:10] Uru**
It's the world that is beautiful.
**[10:12] Jyu**
Squeak!
**[10:13] Jyu**
You're the one who's beautiful, Uruu.
**[10:19] Taka**
Oh, yes, things are going very smoothly.
**[10:24] Taka**
Humans are such a
decadent species... unlike us.
**[10:30] Taka**
I'll call back later.
**[10:37] Ichi**
Hey. Why won't you answer me?
**[10:40] Ichi**
I wasn't kidding when I asked you out.
**[10:45] Ichi**
Hey!
**[10:48] Mi**
What's wrong?
**[10:51] Mi**
Did something happen?
**[10:54] Mi**
No need to ignore me, now.
**[10:56] Ichi**
I don't owe you anything.
**[10:59] Ichi**
We've broken up.
**[11:00] Ichi**
Your family's wealth can't buy
you everything, you know.
**[11:05] Mi**
Oh, is that so?
**[11:13] Taka**
Anyone muster up any attachment?
**[11:16] Jyu**
Not a bit.
**[11:18] Taka**
Too bad.
**[11:21] Taka**
We'll end up in the red
if we don't find any.
**[11:25] Jyu**
But how do we even find attachment?
**[11:28] Taka**
I'd love to tell you! If only I knew!
***SIGN*** Et Fran de Muse Academy
**[11:37] Ei**
Why...
***SIGN*** 2-A Friends
***SIGN*** Losing it over that lame transfer student now?
***SIGN*** Don't you realize how ugly you are?
***SIGN*** Do you just go after anything with a dick?
***SIGN*** Why not put yourself out of your misery?
***SIGN*** Wouldn't want people to think you're being bullied haha
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
**[11:40] Ei**
Why are they doing this?
***SIGN*** "Losing it over that lame transfer
student now?"
"Don't you realize how ugly
you are?"
**[11:42] Ei**
What did I do wrong?!
***SIGN*** Do you just go after anything
with a dick?
Why not put yourself out
of your misery?
Wouldn't want people to think
you're being bullied haha
**[11:50] Mi**
You'll pay.
**[11:52] Mi**
I'll see that you pay.
***SIGN*** Get over yourself already
So full of yourself
Why'd you even come to school today?
Take the hint already
So disgusting
Get lost
***SIGN*** You think you're so hot
I hate your stupid face
Wish you'd disappear already
Hate being in class with you so much
Same
Seriously, why does she come to school?
Hunting men
lololol
So disgusting
Just end it already!
**[11:55] Mi**
You should fall off the face of the earth.
***SIGN*** F School
Underground Channel
***SIGN*** Wipe yourself off the face of the earth, creep
***SIGN*** Did you see her face this morning?
Deserved it! lololol
***SIGN*** I so saw it lol I think she's finally catching on lol
***SIGN*** It takes a lot of nerve to go after EVERY SINGLE guy
**[11:59] Mi**
Die... Die... Die...
***SIGN*** How man-hungry do you have to be to
even go after the new transfer student
Right?
But why do we even have a
transfer student???
Man-hungry
Just die already
It's biologically impossible to breathe the
same air as her
***SIGN*** She's so freaking stuck-up
She'll take anything as long as it's male,
right?
So gross lololol
She's such a bitch lol
I wish she'd just go away
Totally agreed
If only she'd die
**[12:03] Mi**
Die, die, die, die, die!
**[12:05] Mi**
Dive straight to hell!
**[12:12] Shi**
Love is an ugly thing.
**[12:14] Shi**
This world is suffering.
**[12:21] Jyu**
Hey! What're you doing?
**[12:24] Ran**
Saving!
***SIGN*** Ranmaru
***SIGN*** ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
***SIGN*** Ranmaru
***SIGN*** ~ We'll Save Your Heart ~
**[12:45] Ei**
I can't live in this world anymore.
**[12:51] Ran**
Wait!
**[13:02] Ei**
Ranmaru?
**[13:04] Ei**
Please... let me die.
**[13:07] Ei**
No one will miss someone like me.
**[13:12] Ran**
I...
**[13:14] Ran**
If you went away...
**[13:22] Ran**
I'd be sad.
**[13:26] Ran**
I... I want to protect you!
**[13:32] Ei**
Ranmaru...
***SIGN*** We'll Save Your Heart
**[13:43] Ran**
I will save your heart.
**[13:47] Ei**
But... how?
**[13:50] Ran**
Could I take your heart?
**[13:54] Ei**
My... heart?
**[15:12] Ran**
Taboo rescinded!
**[15:14] Ran**
Love in full bloom!
**[15:21] Ran**
Fairy of Illumination, Ranmaru! Advent!
**[15:37] [SONG] Ran**
If all flowers are doomed to die some day
**[15:41] [SONG] Ran**
I at least want to bloom for you now
**[15:46] [SONG] Ran**
That which will open up my heart
**[15:50] [SONG] Ran**
Is the key of love—your kiss
**[16:00] [SONG] Ran**
The door flies open, overflowing with light
**[16:05] [SONG] Ran**
Becoming wings that will light my way
**[16:13] [SONG] Ran**
Ran, ran, rararan
**[16:15] [SONG] Ran**
Love makes it possible
**[16:18] [SONG] Ran**
Let these wings carry me to heaven
**[16:22] [SONG] Ran**
Ran, ran, rararan
**[16:25] [SONG] Ran**
Love makes it possible
**[16:27] [SONG] Ran**
Blossom in glory... even in hell
**[16:41] Mimi**
You'll pay.
**[16:43] Mimi**
Once you're gone, he'll belong to me!
**[16:44] Mimi**
Begone! Die!
**[16:47] Mimi**
You'll pay... You must pay...
**[16:50] Mimi**
I wish she'd just go away forever!
**[16:54] Mimi**
Die! Die! Die!
**[16:55] Mimi**
Dive straight into hell!
**[17:11] Mimi**
Die!
**[17:22] Ran**
Where is it?
***SIGN*** She's so man-hungry! Just gross!
**[17:27] Ei**
What... is this?
**[17:36] Ran**
There!
**[17:45] Ran**
Was I wrong?
**[17:46] Mimi**
Stupid!
**[17:59] Uru**
Wait.
**[18:01] Hom**
We got a show worth watchin'.
**[18:03] Taka**
The power of the Lux Clan,
the strongest of fairies...
**[18:16] Mimi**
I'll stream your disgrace
to the whole world!
***SIGN*** Doxxed lololol
***SIGN*** Can't show your face like that lol
***SIGN*** Find location plz!
**[18:26] Mimi**
Suck on that!
**[18:28] Mimi**
Now I'm finished with you!
**[18:31] Mimi**
Begone from this world!
**[18:55] Mimi**
That's what happens to people who cross me!
***SIGN*** Hurry!!
***SIGN*** Who's next?
***SIGN*** Who's the next target?
***SIGN*** Feed the fire!
***SIGN*** Name our next target!
***SIGN*** Found it lol
***SIGN*** This bitch lol
She sucks lol
**[19:15] Mimi**
Wh-What in the world?!
**[19:36] Ran**
On mayalta harikira!
**[19:52] Ran**
Unlock the heart's truth!
**[20:04] Ran**
Assumption of the Holy Mother!
**[20:10] Ran**
Go to heaven!
**[20:29] Ei**
Thank you... Ranmaru.
**[20:35] Jyu**
That was really Ranmaru?
**[20:37] Uru**
His power is just like the rumors say.
**[20:40] Taka**
We can make real bank off of this.
**[20:46] Chir**
Love makes it possible...
all human sadness and suffering.
**[20:52] Chir**
Why, then...
**[20:58] But**
Attachment, my lady.
**[21:02] Queen**
Suitably impressive, I suppose.
**[21:16] Jyu**
Ranmaru, are you nervous?
**[21:21] Jyu**
You didn't fall for your client, did you?
**[21:24] Ran**
Of course not!
**[21:26] Ichi**
Hey!
**[21:28] Ei**
Good morning!
**[21:30] Jyu**
Incoming!
**[21:36] Ichi**
Hey.
**[21:38] Ei**
Good morning!
**[21:39] Ichi**
Thanks for calling.
**[21:41] Ei**
You're welcome!
**[21:43] Mimi**
No...
***SIGN*** 2-A Friends
She's always trying to play alpha
Alpha gorilla maybe lol
Yet she can't land a guy psht
Super lame lolol
She thinks she's queen shit
Too bad she sucks lol
Does she even have any friends?
Don't worry, it's your turn next
**[21:45] Mimi**
Why is this happening to me?
**[21:58] Ran**
What is love?
***SIGN*** This story is a work of fiction. The people, events, and groups portrayed therein are purely imaginary and do not reflect the real world.
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***SIGN*** Taboo No. 2:
"Wrath"