E4 - The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for...

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[00:01] Alvin
    Behold, the vast world in which we live!
[00:04] Alvin
    It is rampant with monsters
    that threaten human life.
[00:10] Alvin
    This threat is opposed by
    countless adventurers! Heroes!
[00:17] Alvin
    Every day, they face these
    dangerous battles...
[00:21] Alvin
    To protect the people! To protect the world!
[00:27] Alvin
    And I, Alvin, am one of them!
[00:32] Alvin
    Now in a party with Carla, the healer,
[00:35] Alvin
    my journey continues!
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    My Healer!
SIGN    The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for...
[02:14] Carla
    Alvin-san. Where are we going today?
[02:17] Alvin
    A dungeon.
[02:18] Carla
    Be serious!
[02:20] Alvin
    I am serious!
[02:21] Alvin
    What, you think I can't handle it?
[02:24] Carla
    I wasn't thinking that myself,
    but it might be the general consensus.
[02:27] Alvin
    Don't you worry!
[02:28] Alvin
    I hear the place we're headed
    for is designed for beginners!
[02:32] Carla
    In other words, it was built just for you.
[02:34] Alvin
    What, you think I'm the dungeon's owner?
[02:36] Carla
    Aha, I see.
[02:38] Carla
    You live there?
[02:40] Alvin
    I told you, it's a dungeon!
[02:42] Kinoko
    Hey!
[02:46] Kinoko
    I found a building just ahead!
[02:50] Alvin
    That must be the place!
[02:52] Alvin
    At last, my first dungeon!
[02:55] Carla
    It does set the heart racing.
[02:57] Alvin
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Welcome SUPER Beginners Only
    Dungeon
SIGN    Safety Guaranteed
[03:11] Carla
    This is a unique house you live in.
[03:14] Carla
    Did you have it designed?
[03:16] Alvin
    It's not my house!
[03:18] Alvin
    If it was, I would curse
    the designer for eternity!
[03:21] Carla
    What should we do?
[03:23] Alvin
    It's not exactly what I
    was expecting, but...
[03:25] Alvin
    I guess we should go in—
[03:27] Eyeball
    Halt!
[03:30] Alvin
    A monster?!
[03:33] Eyeball
    Lower your sword, warrior.
[03:36] Eyeball
    I have no desire to fight!
[03:38] Alvin
    Wh-What?!
[03:40] Carla
    Maybe you don't, but we do!
[03:43] Carla
    Let's do this!
[03:44] Alvin
    What kind of bloodthirsty
    holy woman are you?!
[03:47] Eyeball
    Do you mean to enter this dungeon?
[03:49] Alvin
    What if we do?
[03:51] Alvin
    Are you going to try to stop us?
[03:52] Eyeball
    As I said before, I have no desire to fight.
[03:55] Carla
    See? He said he wants to fight!
[03:55] Eyeball
    But this is a dungeon for extreme beginners.
[03:58] Alvin
    No, you're the one who's
    been trying to fight!
[03:58] Eyeball
    I must determine if you are worthy to—
[04:00] Eyeball
    Hey! Are you listening?!
[04:03] Carla
    Listening to what?
[04:04] Eyeball
    I knew it. You weren't listening...
[04:07] Eyeball
    And I was trying so hard to
    sound cool and impressive!
[04:11] Kinoko
    You were saying that only beginners
    can enter this dungeon, right?
[04:16] Eyeball
    Thank goodness, one of them has sense...
[04:19] Carla
    No need to worry there.
[04:20] Carla
    Alvin-san has an annual
    pass to beginnership.
[04:23] Alvin
    Do not!
[04:23] Eyeball
    Very well.
[04:25] Eyeball
    I will investigate, and confirm your words.
[04:27] Eyeball
    Let us begin!
[04:38] Eyeball
    This is...
[04:44] Eyeball
    Wha?! A h-h-hundred?!
[04:47] Eyeball
    Beginner level 100?!
[04:49] Eyeball
    That's nuts, man!
[04:51] Alvin
    I had a feeling this would happen!
[04:54] Carla
    Patheticness level 100?
[04:56] Carla
    I can see it.
[04:58] Alvin
    I don't think he said that!
[05:00] Kinoko
    W-Well, they say it's not good to
    stray too far from your roots...
SIGN    Pfft
[05:07] Alvin
    You're just making it worse.
[05:09] Eyeball
    Enter away!
[05:13] Alvin
    There's a song playing!
[05:15] Carla
    At last, our first dungeon!
[05:17] Carla
    Time to beat it!
[05:19] Alvin
    Yeah.
[05:20] Eyeball
    Take care!
[05:22] Carla
    We will, thanks!
[05:24] Alvin
    I'm exhausted.
[05:27] Alvin
    We're just a few steps in,
    and I'm already exhausted.
[05:29] Alvin
    Regardless, this is still a dungeon!
[05:32] Alvin
    I need to remain on my guard!
[05:35] Alvin
    You never know what kind
    of traps might await!
[05:38] Alvin
    Listen up, party!
[05:40] Alvin
    This may be for beginners,
    but it's still a dungeon!
[05:43] Alvin
    You have to keep a close eye
    on everything around—
[05:46] Carla
    Behold!
[05:47] Carla
    Alvin-san's patented
    patheticness-level-100 specialty!
[06:01] Carla
    Alvin-san? Are you all right?
[06:07] Carla
    There's a cushion at the bottom,
[06:09] Carla
    and a ladder on the wall.
[06:11] Carla
    Just what you'd expect from
    a beginners' dungeon trap.
[06:16] Kinoko
    You should really climb up already.
[06:19] Kinoko
    I don't think you're actually hurt.
[06:36] Kinoko
    He seems pretty down.
[06:37] Carla
    Good grief. We'll have to reassure him.
[06:42] Carla
    Alvin-san.
[06:45] Carla
    That was a magnificent hole-in-one!
[06:48] Carla
    Practically professional!
[06:49] Carla
    A perfect example of what not to do!
[06:50] Alvin
    That's not the way you reassure someone!
[06:53] Alvin
    And it's not like I sprung
    the trap on purpose!
[06:55] Carla
    Yes, yes. I know.
[06:57] Carla
    In fact, I prepared a magic item to
    deal with traps just like these.
[07:01] Carla
    Here. Take it.
[07:02] Alvin
    What, really?
[07:04] Alvin
    What the heck...
[07:05] Alvin
    If you had one of those,
    why didn't you say—
[07:07] Alvin
    Wait.
[07:10] Alvin
    What's this thing?
[07:11] Alvin
    An ordinary cloth?
[07:13] Carla
    Good grief. You amateurs
    don't know anything.
[07:16] Carla
    Listen to me.
[07:17] Carla
    The next time you trigger a trap...
[07:20] Alvin
    The next time I trigger a trap...?
[07:22] Carla
    It'll probably be very embarrassing,
[07:24] Carla
    so you can use that to wipe away your tears!
[07:26] Alvin
    So it's just a handkerchief!
[07:28] Alvin
    And I'm not crying!
[07:30] Carla
    What a rude thing to say!
[07:31] Carla
    It's actually a very useful cleaning aid!
[07:33] Alvin
    So it's just a rag!
[07:35] Alvin
    I just have to not spring
    any more traps, right?
[07:37] Alvin
    Come on!
[07:39] Alvin
    Stay alert, keep a close
    eye on your surroundings.
[07:42] Alvin
    Detect dangers early, and avoid them.
[07:45] Alvin
    Stay alert, keep a close eye
    on your surroundings...
[07:48] Alvin
    Does it seem like it's
    getting darker to you?
[07:51] Carla
    It is getting dark.
[07:52] Carla
    Be sure to watch your step.
[07:54] Alvin
    I will.
[07:55] Carla
    Alvin-san.
[07:57] Carla
    Do you think that lever
    might turn on the lights?
[08:02] Alvin
    That lever?
[08:04] Alvin
    Hey, you might be right!
[08:06] Alvin
    It's hard to see traps when
    it's this dark, after all!
[08:09] Alvin
    Just what I'd expect from
    a beginners' dungeon!
[08:26] Alvin
    I'm not crying!
[08:27] Carla
    Come on! Be vulnerable!
[08:29] Alvin
    Get that rag away for me, you little...
[08:33] Kinoko
    C'mon. Stop playing around,
    and let's get going!
[08:37] Both
    We're not playing around!
[08:39] Alvin
    Stay alert, keep a close
    eye on your surroundings.
[08:43] Kinoko
    By the way, Alvin...
[08:43] Alvin
    Detect dangers early, and avoid them.
[08:45] Kinoko
    That was a pretty sad trap
    you triggered back there...
[08:48] Kinoko
    You think you're not cut out
    for this adventurer thing?
SIGN    Not cut out
[08:53] Carla
    You've got it all wrong.
[08:55] Kinoko
    I do?
[08:56] Carla
    Alvin-san is triggering
    the traps intentionally
[09:00] Carla
    so that we don't accidentally
    spring them ourselves!
[09:03] Kinoko
    What? Really?!
[09:05] Carla
    Of course.
[09:07] Carla
    He'd never fall for such
    a silly trap, normally.
[09:11] Carla
    Right, Alvin-san?
[09:14] Alvin
    Was it that obvious?
[09:16] Carla
    I knew it!
[09:18] Alvin
    Well... the duty of a warrior is
    to shield his comrades from harm.
[09:22] Carla
    You're a true paragon, Alvin-san!
[09:24] Alvin
    H-Hey, cut it out...
[09:28] Carla
    But you could have just warned us.
[09:31] Carla
    Why put yourself through that on purpose?
[09:34] Alvin
    Don't build me up just to tear me back down!
[09:36] Carla
    Is triggering traps your thing
    these days or something?
[09:40] Alvin
    Don't make it sound like a hobby!
[09:43] Kinoko
    Hey, Alvin, look down!
[09:45] Alvin
    What?
[09:50] Alvin
    Damn! We're locked in!
[09:55] Kinoko
    The walls!
[09:56] Alvin
    Not good!
[09:58] Alvin
    They're going to crush us!
[10:03] Alvin
    What do we do?!
[10:12] Kinoko
    Looks like we can just hold them back.
[10:17] Carla
    Alvin-san. Alvin-san!
[10:21] Alvin
    How'd you get out there?
    Did you use a spell?
[10:25] Carla
    No, there's a door in the bars.
[10:28] Carla
    See?
[10:30] Carla
    When you panic, it's easy to
    miss the forest for the trees.
[10:39] Alvin
    Stay alert, keep a close eye
    on your surroundings...
[10:42] Carla
    Isn't this nice, Alvin-san?
[10:46] Carla
    I'll bet the traps are so happy
    that you're springing them all!
[10:52] Alvin
    Don't anthropomorphize the traps!
[10:54] Carla
    Traps exist to be sprung!
[10:57] Carla
    From their point of view,
    you're the ideal adventurer!
[11:01] Alvin
    I don't want to be the traps' ideal!
[11:04] Kinoko
    Hey, look over there!
[11:07] Alvin
    Is that...
[11:17] Carla
    It's a door, right?
[11:19] Alvin
    I don't see any other way to go...
[11:21] Alvin
    Was this whole thing one straight line?
SIGN    Please Ring
    ↑ Bell
[11:27] Carla
    There's something like a button here.
[11:31] Alvin
    I'll bet it's another trap.
[11:33] Alvin
    It's pretty clearly dicey...
[11:36] Carla
    The law of odds does suggest it's trap.
[11:38] Alvin
    Right?
[11:39] Alvin
    What do we do?
[11:45] Carla
    Go right ahead, professional Alvin!
[11:47] Alvin
    I'm not a professional!
[11:48] Carla
    Do your usual thing!
[11:50] Alvin
    This is not my usual thing!
[11:54] Alvin
    But if you insist, I'll press it!
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[12:03] Sign
    Please Ring
    ↑ Bell
[12:03] Alvin
    Stay alert, keep a close
    eye on your surroundings.
[12:07] Alvin
    Detect dangers early, and avoid them.
[12:10] Alvin
    All right. I'll press it!
[12:12] Carla
    Right...
[12:12] Kinoko
    It's a total trap, man.
[12:15] Kinoko
    It's not safe!
[12:16] Carla
    But there's no other way to proceed.
[12:18] Kinoko
    I know, but...
[12:20] Alvin
    I'm pushing it. I'm pushing it.
[12:23] Alvin
    I'm pushing it! I really am!
[12:26] Alvin
    Don't panic if something goes wrong!
[12:28] Alvin
    But where's the trap going to come from?
[12:30] Alvin
    From above? From below?
[12:31] Alvin
    From the right? From the left?
[12:33] Alvin
    Even from behind?!
[12:34] Alvin
    Come on, you guys!
[12:36] Alvin
    But... we don't know that pressing this
    button will necessarily open the door.
[12:40] Alvin
    I'm just so worried that it's a trap.
[12:42] Alvin
    Perhaps I should proceed cautiously...
[12:45] Alvin
    I know! Pressing the button with my
    sword should make it a bit safer!
[12:49] Alvin
    This should keep me out
    of range of the trap!
[12:51] Alvin
    Okay! Here I go!
[12:53] Alvin
    Hey!
[13:02] Carla
    It's open.
[13:03] Alvin
    You just broke it down!
[13:05] Alvin
    And don't give me that ugly little wink!
[13:07] Carla
    Well, it turned out same way.
[13:09] Alvin
    If you ignore the property damage, sure!
[13:11] Cow
    Hey! What was that sound?
[13:15] Cow
    It sounded like someone breaking
    through a door with a tieshankao!
[13:20] Cow
    What's going on here?
SIGN    Domestic
[13:22] Cow
    The door really is broken!
[13:25] Alvin
    Something's here!
[13:26] Carla
    I-Intruder!
[13:28] Alvin
    I think we're the intruders here...
[13:31] Cow
    Are you guys... adventurers?
[13:33] Alvin
    Well... yeah.
[13:35] Cow
    I knew it!
[13:36] Cow
    Well, don't just stand around all day!
[13:39] Cow
    Come on in!
[13:41] Alvin
    Hey... he's acting like the welcome wagon.
[13:44] Alvin
    Could this be a trap, too?
[13:45] Carla
    Let's just play along for now.
[13:47] Carla
    Even if it's a trap, it's designed for
    beginners, so anyone who fell for it would...
[13:52] Carla
    Whoops.
[13:53] Alvin
    Hey.
[13:54] Cow
    Come on in! Don't be shy!
[13:57] Alvin
    Out with it already!
[13:59] Carla
    I'd rather not.
[14:00] Cow
    Come on! Right this way!
[14:09] Cow
    Go on! Have yourselves a seat!
[14:12] Alvin
    R-Right...
[14:19] Cow
    It's not much, but...
[14:20] Alvin
    O-Of course. Thank you.
[14:23] Alvin
    Could it be... poison?!
[14:26] Alvin
    She already drank it!
[14:28] Carla
    It's cold! And super gross!
[14:30] Alvin
    Don't just say that!
[14:32] Cow
    I-I'm sorry!
[14:34] Cow
    I'll brew up a new batch right away!
SIGN    Cow
SIGN    Hospitality
[14:36] Sign
    Fashion
[14:36] Sign
    Weight
[14:37] Alvin
    He's way too hospitable!
[14:40] Alvin
    Anyway, who exactly are you?
[14:43] Cow
    Snort!
[14:45] Cow
    I am this dungeon's master!
[14:48] Cow
    You've strayed too far into
    my lair, foolish adventurer!
[14:53] Alvin
    I think it's a bit late for that.
[14:56] Alvin
    And you should probably
    find a better outfit.
SIGN    Domestic
[14:59] Cow
    Well, even if you are a beginner,
[15:01] Cow
    nobody would ever spring those
    ridiculously basic traps...
[15:08] Cow
    Hang on a minute.
[15:09] Cow
    Did you spring the traps?
[15:12] Alvin
    Ack.
[15:15] Cow
    That's hilarious!
[15:17] Cow
    I can't believe an adventurer fell
    for those lame, little traps!
[15:21] Cow
    Even for a beginner, that's just...
[15:25] Carla
    What's so funny about that?
[15:27] Carla
    We lost people to those traps!
[15:30] Alvin
    Could you please not make
    it sound like I died?
[15:32] Cow
    I-It can't be...
[15:35] Cow
    My perfect safety record... shattered!
[15:40] Alvin
    Hey! I'm alive!
[15:42] Cow
    What have I done?!
[15:46] Carla
    At least you recognize the
    wrongness of your actions.
[15:50] Cow
    I didn't mean to kill anybody!
[15:52] Cow
    Moo!
[15:54] Alvin
    You're a monster! At least,
    have the guts to kill someone!
[15:58] Carla
    Everyone makes mistakes.
[16:01] Carla
    What's important is finding a way to atone.
[16:04] Carla
    You can find that way now.
[16:06] Alvin
    Are you shaking him down, holy woman?
[16:08] Cow
    I understand.
[16:10] Cow
    Wait just a moment.
[16:12] Cow
    Although I'm afraid... this is all I have.
[16:17] Cow
    Business has been so bad...
[16:18] Carla
    Well, better than nothing.
[16:23] Carla
    A coin pendant?
[16:25] Alvin
    A magic item?!
[16:27] Cow
    No, it's a souvenir we give out to visitors.
[16:32] Carla
    It looks just like an
    ordinary pendant to me.
[16:35] Carla
    But what if...
[16:36] Alvin
    What is it?
[16:37] Carla
    It's garbage! Completely undesirable!
[16:39] Alvin
    At least try to be nice!
[16:47] Kinoko
    Well, does everyone have their drink?
SIGN    M
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[16:52] Kinoko
    Then, a toast to the Carla Party's
    conquest of the dungeon!
[16:58] Kinoko
    Cheers!
[17:01] Kinoko
    Great work today, everyone!
[17:05] Alvin
    Hang on a minute!
[17:07] Alvin
    This can't be right!
[17:08] Alvin
    Why are we having a friendly
    drink with monsters?
[17:11] Alvin
    And why didn't I get a drink of my own?!
[17:14] Alvin
    And this seems like a good time to ask...
[17:17] Alvin
    Exactly how long are you
    going to tag along with us?
[17:20] Alvin
    And if you're the dungeon's master,
    shouldn't you, at least, try to be scary?
[17:24] Cow
    I'll serve the salad.
[17:25] Alvin
    This is no time to be serving salad!
[17:27] Carla
    Let's let our hair down.
[17:30] Carla
    Alvin-san, would you
    please rub my shoulders?
[17:32] Alvin
    You're a tyrant!
[17:33] Carla
    Alvin-san.
[17:35] Alvin
    What now?!
[17:36] Carla
    You've gotten too excited.
[17:37] Carla
    It's not knights.
[17:39] Alvin
    I'm angry!
[17:40] Alvin
    And you're the one who's too excited!
[17:42] Alvin
    What's with that outfit?
    Is it your birthday?
[17:46] Carla
    I think you're the one with the
    strange outfit, Alvin-san.
[17:49] Carla
    Did you think this was a
    warrior costume party?
[17:51] Alvin
    It's my usual outfit!
[17:54] Carla
    But I understand why you're so excited.
[17:58] Carla
    This is my first dungeon
    clear as an adventurer, too.
[18:02] Alvin
    It's your first, too?
[18:04] Carla
    Yes.
[18:07] Carla
    It's not cold!
[18:09] Alvin
    I see now.
[18:11] Alvin
    Given her personality and all,
[18:12] Alvin
    she probably gets kicked out
    of any party she joins.
[18:15] Alvin
    Maybe that's why she's indulging
    in that silly outfit.
[18:18] Alvin
    I've been turned down from various parties
    for not being good enough, myself.
[18:23] (Flashback) Alvin
    Excuse me! Do you think I could join—
[18:25] (Flashback) Adventurer 1
    Sorry. I need a little higher level...
[18:28] (Flashback) Adventurer 2
    Look at that! A veteran rookie!
[18:32] Kinoko
    Sounds like...
[18:33] Kinoko
    You two beating your first dungeon
    is an event worth celebrating.
[18:38] Kinoko
    A red-letter day!
[18:39] Alvin
    Well, I'm not sure I'd say
    we beat it, exactly...
[18:43] Carla
    A red-letter day...
[18:45] Carla
    A red-letter day for our party.
[18:50] Alvin
    What is this? Are you happy?
[18:53] Carla
    No, I feel perfectly normal!
[18:56] Alvin
    Did I nail it? Are you blushing?!
[19:02] Carla
    You got a problem? I'll send you to hell!
[19:04] Alvin
    She's dangerous, even when she's blushing.
[19:07] Alvin
    Well, since we both did something
    worth celebrating...
[19:10] Alvin
    Here.
[19:12] Carla
    What is it?
[19:13] Alvin
    You don't know what it means?
[19:14] Alvin
    It's a high five.
[19:16] Alvin
    When a party accomplishes
    something together,
[19:18] Alvin
    it's just what they do.
[19:20] Carla
    When a party accomplishes something...
[19:23] Carla
    Yeah, big doubts!
[19:26] Carla
    Your assertion that you
    know things parties do
[19:29] Carla
    contradicts your earlier statement
    that you've never been in a party.
[19:32] Carla
    It's fishy!
[19:32] Alvin
    It's not fishy!
[19:34] Carla
    I think your true objective is...
[19:36] Carla
    to use a high five as an excuse to touch me!
[19:40] Alvin
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:42] Alvin
    I'm okay with not doing
    it if you don't want to.
[19:47] Carla
    Well, we are a party, after all.
[19:51] Carla
    I suppose I can allow you one little touch.
[19:54] Alvin
    This girl is a serious pain in my ass.
[19:57] Alvin
    Okay, fine.
[19:59] Alvin
    Here.
[20:00] Carla
    I-If you insist...
[20:03] Carla
    Then, to our first dungeon clear...
[20:06] Alvin
    Good grief. Sheesh.
[20:08] Alvin
    She's over the moon!
[20:11] Carla
    Well done!
[20:18] Cow
    Thank you for clearing our dungeon!
[20:22] Eyeball
    Thanks for coming!
[20:24] Kinoko
    The food was so good!
[20:26] Kinoko
    We loved it!
[20:27] Kinoko
    It's been a blast!
[20:29] Both
    Have a good day!
[20:33] Eyeball
    What an entertaining party.
[20:35] Cow
    I'd better get on fixing that door.
[20:38] Alvin
    How long are you gonna wear that getup?
[20:42] Carla
    Cow-san gave it to me for the occasion.
[20:44] Carla
    It would be rude to remove
    it while he's watching.
[20:47] Alvin
    You care about rudeness?
[20:49] Carla
    Yes.
[20:51] Kinoko
    By the way, Alvin...
[20:53] Alvin
    What is it?
[20:54] Kinoko
    He told me that button in
    the dungeon wasn't a trap.
[20:57] Kinoko
    It was just a doorbell.
[20:59] Alvin
    Was it?
[21:01] Alvin
    Makes sense, for a beginner's dungeon...
[21:04] Alvin
    Well, it's getting late.
[21:06] Alvin
    I'd like to reach an inn
    before it gets dark.
[21:09] Alvin
    Right, Carla?
[21:10] Carla
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[21:13] Alvin
    I was saying, we could get to an inn...
[21:14] Carla
    Yes, of course, an inn!
[21:15] Carla
    Yes, let us proceed!
[21:17] Alvin
    Excuse me. Carla-san?
[21:19] Alvin
    You're acting weird.
[21:20] Carla
    W-Weird?
[21:21] Carla
    I don't like being called
    strange by funny-types.
[21:24] Alvin
    Do you mean funny as in amusing?
[21:26] Alvin
    Or deviant?
[21:28] Carla
    Deviant.
[21:29] Alvin
    What?!
[21:32] Carla
    Eh? Kinoko-san is gone.
[21:35] Alvin
    Really?
[21:36] Alvin
    Well, he'll catch up soon enough.
[21:37] Carla
    I'm sure he will.
[21:40] Carla
    And that spares us paying for his room.
[21:42] Alvin
    You're one stone-hearted holy woman.
[21:44] Carla
    I'm just worried about
    your wallet, Alvin-san.
[21:47] Alvin
    Why do you assume I'm poor?!
SIGN    Where am I?
SIGN    Next Time
[23:25] Carla
    Next episode's title is...
[23:27] Carla
    "The owner of the inn they
    visit seems very nice,
[23:29] Carla
    but Carla accidentally forces him
    to reveal a surprising true form
[23:33] Carla
    and then an old lady
    they happen to meet
[23:35] Carla
    on the road also reveals
    an unexpected side
[23:36] Carla
    and this confirms once again that..."
SIGN    See you then!
SIGN    "The owner of the inn they visit seems very nice,
    but Carla accidentally forces him to reveal a surprising true
    form and then an old lady they happen to meet on the road
    also reveals an unexpected side and this confirms
    once again that there are monsters in this world that
    disguise themselves as humans but by the way the
    name of the inn is "Stay! Burin" and some of you might not
    know where that name comes from but it's from a pretty
    famous show so if you know it you're definitely wallowing
    in nostalgia right now and that's the deal with episode 5."
[23:38] Carla
    Is it possible for anyone to say all this?