E9 - This episode features even more female guest characters hot on the heels...

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[00:02] Alvin
    Monsters threaten human life.
[00:05] Alvin
    They are opposed by brave adventurers!
[00:10] Alvin
    And I, Alvin, am one of them!
[00:15] Alvin
    Now in a party with Carla, the healer,
[00:18] Alvin
    my journey continues!
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    My Healer!
SIGN    This episode features even more female guest characters hot on the heels...
[01:54] Alvin
    We found the crystal ball, but...
[01:57] Alvin
    this sure isn't my sword.
[02:00] Alvin
    Is it a goddess statue?
[02:01] Carla
    It does appear that way.
[02:03] Carla
    And my crystal ball is in pieces.
[02:06] Alvin
    Looks like you hit it right in the head.
[02:08] Alvin
    What are you going to do?
[02:09] Alvin
    You think it's going to lead
    to divine retribution?
[02:11] Carla
    I could hardly be a holy woman if I
    was afraid of divine retribution.
[02:14] Alvin
    I think that's exactly something
    a holy woman shouldn't say.
[02:19] Alvin
    Who goes there?!
[02:21] Carla
    A monster?
[02:22] Medusa
    Were you the ones who broke my seal?
[02:25] Alvin
    A seal?
[02:27] Medusa
    You have my gratitude, truly...
[02:29] Medusa
    I can at last resume my reign
    of terror over humanity!
[02:34] Alvin
    Wretched monster!
[02:37] Alvin
    What now?!
[02:38] Carla
    You heard what she said.
[02:40] Carla
    Let's beat her!
[02:41] Alvin
    It does seem like it would be in the
    interest of keeping the peace...
[02:43] Carla
    Actually, her hoity-toity
    phrasing just pisses me off.
[02:45] Alvin
    So it's all about you?!
[02:47] Carla
    Yes.
[02:47] Alvin
    But I don't have my sword!
[02:50] Carla
    But look!
[02:52] Carla
    She was sealed away in
    that tiny little hole.
[02:55] Carla
    She's probably small and weak!
[02:57] Carla
    Just step on her and it's a done deal!
[03:00] Alvin
    You think I can handle it?
[03:01] Carla
    If it doesn't work,
    I'll hit her with a tieshankao!
[03:04] Alvin
    Great!
[03:05] Alvin
    For the sake of world peace,
    I will defeat you!
[03:08] Alvin
    Show yourself!
[03:09] Carla
    We'll give you a sock to
    that smug mouth of yours!
[03:12] Medusa
    Oh? Feeling suicidal, are we?
[03:15] Carla
    She's over there, I think.
[03:16] Alvin
    Right.
[03:17] Medusa
    Excellent timing.
[03:19] Medusa
    I need a little exercise to wake
    me up after a long sleep...
[03:22] Alvin
    We'll face you! Just show yourself!
[03:25] Medusa
    How bold you are.
[03:26] Medusa
    You truly believe you can defeat me?
[03:29] Medusa
    Now, let us battle!
[03:38] Alvin
    What the hell?!
[03:39] Alvin
    She's not small at all!
[03:41] Alvin
    What are you doing?
[03:42] Carla
    Alvin-san, be careful!
[03:44] Carla
    She's a Medusa!
[03:46] Alvin
    M-Medusa?!
[03:49] Carla
    If you look into her eyes,
    she'll turn you to stone!
[03:51] Alvin
    I know that!
[03:53] Carla
    Listen to me! You must not look,
    no matter what happens!
[03:55] Alvin
    I said I know!
[03:57] Carla
    You must not! Ever!
[03:58] Carla
    Never, ever, ever!
[04:00] Alvin
    Stop saying that!
[04:08] Carla
    Seriously, don't do it, okay?
[04:11] Alvin
    Glance!
[04:12] Medusa
    You looked!
[04:13] Medusa
    Shu-wah!
[04:14] Alvin
    Oh, cra—
[04:21] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[04:23] Medusa
    Wow, how stupid is he?
[04:26] Carla
    It's all my fault...
[04:28] Medusa
    I'm not sure I'd say that.
[04:29] Medusa
    I would say it's his fault.
[04:31] Carla
    No, I should've realized
    that if I kept warning him,
[04:35] Carla
    he'd assume it was a joke setup,
    and end up looking!
[04:40] Medusa
    The way your mind works is a mystery to me.
[04:43] Medusa
    But never you mind!
[04:45] Medusa
    I'll get you, too!
[04:47] Carla
    But look at you, Alvin-san!
    This is just too on the nose.
[04:51] Carla
    It breaks my heart.
[04:53] Carla
    You look like one of those heavy stones—
[04:55] Alvin
    I'm not a paperweight!
[04:57] Carla
    I didn't call you a paperweight.
[04:59] Alvin
    You were about t—
[05:00] Carla
    Yes?
[05:00] Alvin
    Just let me finish!
[05:02] Medusa
    How...
[05:03] Medusa
    How did you shake off my petrification?
[05:05] Alvin
    Huh? Hey, good question!
[05:07] Medusa
    Curse you!
[05:08] Medusa
    One more time!
[05:10] Alvin
    I won't make the same mistake twice!
[05:12] Medusa
    Aw, c'mon! You gotta look at me!
[05:14] Alvin
    What kind of idiot would look,
    knowing it would turn him to stone?!
[05:16] Voice
    Alvin-san!
[05:19] Medusa
    Look! You have to look!
[05:24] Carla
    Alvin-san, you made her cry!
[05:26] Carla
    You big meanie!
[05:29] Alvin
    You really don't have to cry—
[05:30] Medusa
    Fool! Shu-wah!
[05:32] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[05:33] Carla
    Goodness me...
[05:34] Medusa
    Did I getcha this time?!
[05:36] Carla
    What's wrong with you?
[05:37] Carla
    Come on...
[05:38] Carla
    Just shake off the petrification
    like last time!
[05:41] Carla
    Just do it again!
[05:43] Carla
    You know, the "pop" thing!
[05:45] Carla
    C'mon, please!
[05:48] Carla
    Please? Please?
[05:50] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[05:52] Alvin
    Quit enjoying this!
[05:54] Medusa
    Yikes!
[05:55] Medusa
    For real, what's going on here?!
[05:57] Medusa
    Why? Why won't it work?
[06:00] Medusa
    My specialty... My identity...
[06:04] Alvin
    More crocodile tears, huh?
[06:05] Alvin
    But I won't be fooled again!
[06:09] Carla
    It's painful for anyone to have
    their identity denied to them.
[06:15] Carla
    Just like Alvin-san...
[06:16] Carla
    You wouldn't have anything left if
    you took off that armor, right?
[06:19] Alvin
    Uh, I'd still have my body!
[06:21] Carla
    Medusa-san.
[06:22] Carla
    You can't let a small setback
    like this get you down.
[06:25] Carla
    You've just been sealed away so long,
    you haven't recovered all your power yet.
[06:30] Medusa
    Really?
[06:32] Carla
    Yes, really.
[06:33] Carla
    Come on. Chin up!
    Take pride in yourself!
[06:37] Carla
    You are a Medusa, a legendary monster!
[06:41] Alvin
    The way this is going...
[06:46] Medusa
    That's right...
[06:48] Medusa
    You're exactly right.
[06:51] Medusa
    I'll keep trying!
[06:53] Medusa
    Shu-wah!
[06:54] Alvin
    Yeah, knew it!
[07:00] Carla
    Wow.
[07:01] Carla
    So you can't do the petrification
    without the "shu-wah," huh?
[07:05] Medusa
    Yeah.
[07:06] Medusa
    I wouldn't have much of a social life
[07:08] Medusa
    if I could petrify people just
    by looking at them, right?
[07:10] Alvin
    You have a social life?
[07:12] Carla
    Like this?
[07:13] Medusa
    More like jazz hands.
[07:14] Alvin
    They're actually getting along.
[07:19] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[07:20] Alvin
    What the heck?!
[07:22] Dryad
    I thought I sensed an evil presence here.
[07:26] Medusa
    Tch!
[07:27] Medusa
    You're the woodland spirit...
[07:29] Medusa
    Dryad!
[07:33] Dryad
    I knew it would be you, Medusa!
[07:36] Dryad
    I am this forest's guardian.
[07:39] Dryad
    Human, releasing the Medusa
    is a terribly grave crime.
[07:44] Alvin
    Hang on a minute!
[07:45] Alvin
    I'm not the one who released the seal—
[07:46] Carla
    Excuses, excuses!
[07:48] Alvin
    Stay out of this, true culprit!
[07:50] Dryad
    I found this near the destroyed statue.
[07:54] Dryad
    Does it belong to you two?
[07:55] Carla
    My crystal ball!
[07:57] Alvin
    She admits it!
[07:58] Carla
    Pay me back for that!
[08:00] Carla
    Harrumph!
[08:01] Alvin
    You're going to sue a monster?
[08:03] Dryad
    I see.
[08:04] Dryad
    So you destroyed the statue seal.
[08:07] Dryad
    Are you aware of what you've done?
[08:10] Carla
    Have I done something again?
[08:13] Dryad
    Long ago, Medusa terrorized
    countless towns and villages.
[08:20] Dryad
    You have unleashed a truly
    terrifying monster!
[08:25] Carla
    Wow, sounds like you had quite a career!
[08:28] Medusa
    Ah, it's easy when you're young.
[08:30] Alvin
    Seems like you've softened up since then.
[08:33] Dryad
    It does appear she's lost
    a great deal of power.
[08:38] Dryad
    Which means this is my best chance.
[08:40] Dryad
    I entreat you to take responsibility
    and defeat Medusa!
[08:46] Alvin
    She means you!
[08:47] Alvin
    Don't look at me!
[08:48] Carla
    At least release Alvin-san first!
[08:52] Carla
    It's so hard to see him like this.
[08:53] Alvin
    Carla...
[08:54] Dryad
    Oh?
[08:56] Dryad
    It pains you to see a comrade in
    a humiliating position, you mean?
[09:01] Dryad
    But if you want him freed,
    defeat Medusa first.
[09:03] Carla
    Oh, good grief.
[09:05] Carla
    You've misunderstood me.
[09:07] Carla
    What I mean is, no one wants to see a
    thirty-something man engaged in bondage!
[09:12] Alvin
    Don't call it bondage!
[09:14] Alvin
    Now I'm even more embarrassed!
[09:15] Carla
    Such things are the exclusive purview
    of beautiful maidens such as myself.
[09:19] Alvin
    Feel free to swap in, then!
    We'd all like to see it!
[09:22] Carla
    Busted for sexual harassment!
[09:24] Dryad
    Are you mocking me?
[09:25] Alvin
    Look, you're making the dryad angry!
    Infuriated, even!
[09:28] Dryad
    A thirty-something man engaged in bondage...
[09:31] Dryad
    is totally hot!
[09:32] Alvin
    Dryad-san?
[09:33] Carla
    Oh, please!
[09:34] Carla
    "But only if he's hot," right?
[09:37] Alvin
    What are you guys talking about?
[09:39] Dryad
    Actually, I find it even more stimulating
    when the man is unattractive!
[09:43] Dryad
    Take that!
[09:44] Alvin
    Do we need to know all this about you?!
[09:46] Medusa
    Calm down, both of you!
[09:48] Alvin
    Medusa is the only sane one here!
[09:50] Alvin
    Pure hell.
[09:51] Medusa
    I like it best when they're underage!
[09:55] Alvin
    Can we not bring shotacon into this?!
[09:58] Carla
    Alvin-san doesn't qualify as any
    of those, so please release him!
[10:03] Dryad
    We can't know that until
    we see his real face.
[10:06] Medusa
    If he's a baby-face, I might still be down!
[10:09] Alvin
    These freaks...
[10:10] Carla
    Then let's find our answer.
[10:14] Alvin
    H-Hey, cut it out!
[10:15] Alvin
    What's with you girls?
[10:16] Alvin
    Weren't we talking about defeating Medusa?
[10:19] Alvin
    Why is this happening?!
[10:24] Alvin
    Hey. Don't go silent now.
[10:26] Alvin
    At least say what you think of how I look!
[10:31] Carla
    Pathetic.
[10:32] Dryad
    Utterly lacking in distinction.
[10:34] Medusa
    I'll forget it within two hours.
[10:36] Alvin
    Well, so sorry to disappoint!
[10:44] Dryad
    I'm sorry. It was wrong of me.
[10:47] Dryad
    I shouldn't have tried to make
    you defeat the evil Medusa.
[10:51] Carla
    Not at all.
[10:52] Carla
    I share a bit of fault for
    how things went down...
[10:55] Carla
    About 1% or so.
[10:57] Medusa
    If you'd mentioned that earlier, I could've
    made some preparations myself...
[11:02] Medusa
    I didn't realize he'd be this weak.
[11:05] Dryad
    When I heard that he'd
    resisted your stone gaze,
[11:08] Dryad
    I thought he might be a
    match for you, but...
[11:12] Medusa
    And I'm not feeling my best, so I'd
    buckled in for a tough battle...
[11:16] Alvin
    At least let me get a word in!
[11:18] Carla
    Alvin-san.
[11:19] Carla
    The loser doesn't get an opinion.
[11:22] Carla
    Know your place.
[11:23] Alvin
    Lay off, damn it!
[11:25] Alvin
    Listen to me.
[11:26] Alvin
    I know I'm really weak, okay?
[11:27] Carla
    Yes, he is!
[11:28] Alvin
    But despite appearances,
[11:30] Alvin
    I honestly do daily muscle
    training and sword practice!
[11:34] Carla
    What else?
[11:35] Alvin
    But I didn't stand a chance this time.
[11:37] Alvin
    Do you know why that is?
[11:38] Carla
    Yes? One, two...
[11:40] Trio
    Why is that?!
[11:41] Alvin
    Just shut up!
[11:42] Alvin
    There's only one reason!
[11:43] Alvin
    Because I don't have my sword right now!
[11:48] Alvin
    Now talk, damn it!
[11:50] Medusa
    Seems to me like the sword is
    the least of his problems.
[11:53] Medusa
    Why in the world doesn't
    he have a sword, anyway?
[11:54] Medusa
    Isn't he a warrior?
[11:55] Dryad
    He's not just a shady character
    in a tin-plated suit?
[11:58] Carla
    Is there a funnier joke
    than the tin-plated thing?
[12:02] Alvin
    I hear you! Especially you, Carla!
[12:04] Dryad
    If you need a sword, I know of one.
[12:07] Dryad
    A sacred sword stuck in a
    pedestal deep in the forest.
[12:11] Alvin
    A sacred sword?
[12:13] Dryad
    Many adventurers have attempted
    to draw the sword...
[12:18] Dryad
    but none of them have succeeded.
[12:20] Dryad
    But you two, who were present
    for Medusa's unsealing...
[12:25] Alvin
    Though we were the ones who
    started the whole mess...
[12:27] Dryad
    The time, indeed, may have come for
    the sacred sword to be drawn!
[12:32] Dryad
    There it is!
[12:36] Alvin
    Is that...
[12:39] Alvin
    the legendary...
[12:44] Alvin
    sacred sword?!
[12:46] Alvin
    Why's it stuck in that way?!
[12:48] Dryad
    Go on! Pull it out!
[12:51] Alvin
    Like hell!
[12:52] Alvin
    Isn't the hilt supposed to
    be the exposed part?!
[12:55] Carla
    Alvin... can you hear me?
[12:58] Carla
    Alvin... can you hear my voice?
[12:59] Alvin
    What the...
[13:01] Alvin
    A voice!
[13:04] Alvin
    Can it be...
[13:05] Carla
    I am the sacred sword.
[13:08] Alvin
    Is it really a sacred sword?!
[13:10] Carla
    Hero Alvin.
[13:12] Carla
    I have awaited your arrival!
[13:15] Alvin
    I'm a hero?
[13:17] Alvin
    Are you kidding me?!
[13:17] Carla
    Yes. You are the chosen hero.
[13:21] Carla
    The hero, chosen by random lottery...
[13:23] Alvin
    Random lottery?
[13:24] Carla
    Now, extract me—
[13:28] Carla
    What?
[13:30] Carla
    The voice is on a bit of a lag...
[13:32] Alvin
    Screw that!
[13:33] Alvin
    That was your voice, damn it!
[13:35] Alvin
    I can't believe I got my hopes up for that!
[13:38] Carla
    I'm sorry. Vewwy sowwy.
[13:40] Carla
    I thought you deserved
    a nice dream for once.
[13:43] Alvin
    It's more like a nightmare I
    can't wait to wake up from!
[13:45] Dryad
    Anyway, let's see if you
    can pull out the sword!
[13:48] Medusa
    Yeah! Yeah!
[13:49] Alvin
    I'd doubt it'll work,
    but I might as well try...
[13:52] Alvin
    Looks pretty tough, though...
[13:55] Alvin
    I guess I'll have to grab it by the blade.
[14:00] Carla
    What's the matter?
[14:02] Alvin
    I think it's loose.
[14:04] Medusa
    I'm sure he's imagining it.
[14:06] Dryad
    Most likely his imagination.
[14:08] Carla
    Are you deluding yourself?
[14:09] Alvin
    You guys!
[14:11] Alvin
    Darn it...
[14:12] Alvin
    I'll just have to force it out!
[14:23] Dryad
    Is he really the chosen one?
[14:25] Carla
    When did he apply for that?!
[14:27] Alvin
    I didn't apply for anything!
[14:32] Dryad
    He pulled it out!
[14:32] Medusa
    Wait, he really is the chosen one?!
[14:35] Carla
    No! Look closely!
SIGN    Dud
[14:40] Carla
    It was a dud draw.
[14:41] Alvin
    What in the world does that mean?!
[14:49] Carla
    W-Well, good for you!
[14:50] Carla
    You got a sacred sword!
[14:52] Alvin
    A dud one, sure!
[14:53] Alvin
    I bet you're thinking it's
    perfect for me, huh?
[14:56] Alvin
    Go ahead and laugh, if you want!
[14:58] Carla
    Really? Can I?
[14:59] Carla
    Thank you so much!
[15:01] Alvin
    Never mind, never laugh again!
[15:03] Carla
    But my smile is my best trait!
[15:05] Carla
    So mean!
[15:06] Alvin
    You might wanna rethink that one!
[15:08] Carla
    If you took away my smile,
    what else would I have?
[15:11] Alvin
    Unpleasantness.
[15:12] Carla
    Look at you, pouting.
[15:15] Carla
    Just cheer up already!
[15:17] Carla
    You already have a jackpot, you know...
[15:21] Carla
    The jackpot known as Carla.
[15:23] Voice
    Jackpot!
[15:23] Carla
    Gosh, I'm blushing.
[15:24] Alvin
    More like a crackpot!
[15:27] Carla
    But now that you have a sword,
[15:29] Carla
    show me the fruits of this
    daily training of yours!
[15:32] Medusa
    Not like one little sword is gonna
    make a difference against me!
[15:37] Carla
    She's mocking you, Alvin-san!
[15:40] Carla
    I believe in you!
[15:41] Carla
    I believe that your daily training
    will be a drop in the bucket!
[15:45] Alvin
    You realize you're making things
    worse right now, right?
[15:48] Carla
    No need to be worried!
[15:49] Carla
    I will support you!
[15:51] Alvin
    Now I'm even more worried!
[15:53] Medusa
    Two on one, eh?
[15:55] Medusa
    A perfectly fine handicap for me!
[15:57] Carla
    I'm the one with a handicap here!
[15:59] Carla
    Look at this guy!
[16:00] Alvin
    I can hear you, damn it!
[16:02] Alvin
    Say what you want about me, but all
    you do is sit on the back lines!
[16:06] Carla
    Say that all you like,
    but you're the one who—
[16:08] Medusa
    Here we go again!
[16:10] Dryad
    I can't tell if they are
    a good pairing or not.
[16:12] Carla
    What spell shall I use this time?
[16:15] Carla
    Drumroll...
[16:16] Carla
    Ta-da!
[16:18] Carla
    A defense-enhancing spell!
[16:22] Alvin
    Everything you do is unpleasant!
[16:24] Carla
    With one cast of this spell...
[16:27] Carla
    Behold!
[16:29] Alvin
    Behold what?
[16:30] Alvin
    All you did was clap your hands—
[16:33] Alvin
    Wait... what are you doing?
[16:36] Alvin
    What are you doing—
[16:43] Carla
    See? It didn't hurt at all, right?
[16:45] Alvin
    It certainly dealt psychological damage!
[16:47] Carla
    But there was no physical damage, was there?
[16:51] Carla
    That's because of my spell.
[16:53] Alvin
    It's true that it didn't hurt much at all...
[16:56] Dryad
    Perhaps she was unconsciously
    taking it easy on her comrade?
[16:59] Dryad
    Allow me to take over!
[17:01] Alvin
    Why?
[17:02] Dryad
    Just remove your armor and
    get down on all fours!
[17:06] Medusa
    Oh, me next! I wanna do it next!
[17:08] Alvin
    But why should I—
[17:10] Dryad
    Hurry!
[17:12] Alvin
    I'm not a chair, damn it!
[17:17] Dryad
    Let us begin!
[17:19] Dryad
    One more time!
[17:20] Dryad
    It's not over yet!
[17:22] Dryad
    Take that!
[17:23] Dryad
    You like that? Tell me you love it!
[17:26] Alvin
    Dryad-san, stop!
[17:30] Dryad
    Well? Any damage?
[17:31] Alvin
    Only to your image, I think!
[17:34] Dryad
    It does appear he didn't feel anything.
[17:37] Dryad
    What a disappointment.
[17:38] Alvin
    Could you not say stuff that
    could be taken the wrong way?
[17:40] Medusa
    Now it's my turn!
[17:42] Alvin
    But this is pretty cool!
    It doesn't hurt at all!
[17:45] Carla
    Right?
[17:46] Alvin
    Look at you!
    You actually cast a proper spell!
[17:50] Carla
    Sexual harassment...
[17:51] Alvin
    If not for that part...
[17:52] Medusa
    The next! Me! My turn!
[17:54] Alvin
    I'm not a dang punching bag!
[17:56] Alvin
    Fine.
[17:57] Alvin
    Thanks to Carla, I might just
    come out well in this match!
[18:00] Alvin
    And I have a sword!
[18:01] Carla
    But you should probably hurry.
[18:03] Carla
    When the spell ends, you'll feel the
    previously negated damage twice as hard!
[18:09] Carla
    Or was that ten times as hard?
[18:16] Medusa
    My turn!
[18:25] Carla
    Delicious!
[18:25] Medusa
    Yeah, not bad at all!
[18:28] Dryad
    I'm pleased that you like it.
[18:30] Dryad
    I made the cake out of the
    forest's best fruits.
[18:34] Medusa
    You're pretty good at the girl stuff,
    despite all the weird fetishes.
[18:37] Dryad
    You are quite the irritating, little reptile.
[18:39] Carla
    The taste puts me in mind of a temple
    built to restore the clean air
[18:42] Carla
    of a cursed ground plagued
    by storms of miasma.
[18:46] Carla
    Specifically, the flower that
    grows beside the wind god there.
[18:51] Carla
    Specifically, the caterpillars
    that feed on the flower.
[18:54] Dryad
    I don't believe that's a compliment.
[18:56] Dryad
    And how is Alvin-san feeling?
[19:00] Carla
    He'll wake up soon.
[19:02] Carla
    I drew him a special healing magic circle.
[19:09] Carla
    Thank you for letting us
    use your room, Dryad-san.
[19:12] Dryad
    Think nothing of it!
[19:13] Dryad
    Fate has brought us together, after all.
[19:15] Medusa
    It is a weird turn of fate that we're ending
    up in this kind of weird girls' get-together...
[19:19] Medusa
    Speaking of fate, how'd you end up
    in a party with that guy, Carla?
[19:24] Medusa
    This is kinda blunt, but what do you have to
    gain partying up with a warrior that weak?
[19:30] Medusa
    I mean, I can tell he's a decent dude...
[19:32] Medusa
    but as party members go,
    he seems like a bit of a load.
[19:36] Dryad
    I'm impressed he's even still alive.
[19:40] Medusa
    Oh, sorry!
[19:41] Medusa
    I wasn't trying to badmouth your partner...
[19:45] Carla
    Could I have another piece of cake?
[19:47] Dryad
    C-Certainly!
[19:48] Carla
    I understand how you feel, of course.
[19:51] Carla
    But he has quite a number of good points
[19:55] Carla
    as befits his title of
    "Weakest Loser Master King."
[19:57] Dryad
    I don't think I'd want traits
    befitting that title...
[20:01] Carla
    For instance...
[20:04] Medusa
    You're stuck already?
[20:07] Carla
    Patheticness!
[20:08] Medusa
    That's an insult.
[20:09] Carla
    Wretchedness!
[20:10] Medusa
    So is that.
[20:11] Carla
    Suckiness!
[20:12] Medusa
    Seriously?!
[20:15] Carla
    Um... but it's more than that.
[20:17] Medusa
    Maybe keep the next one to yourself.
[20:20] Carla
    Being with him is fun.
[20:28] Alvin
    What are we talking about?
[20:30] Carla
    You scared me... not a bit!
[20:33] Carla
    Not a tiny little bit!
[20:34] Alvin
    That was a hell of a reaction.
[20:37] Carla
    Did you hear what we were saying?
[20:40] Alvin
    No, all I heard was that you were talking.
[20:42] Medusa
    We were talking about you!
[20:45] Alvin
    About me?
[20:46] Alvin
    Nothing good, I'm sure.
[20:49] Alvin
    She's saying I'm pathetic and
    wretched and sucky, I'll bet.
[20:51] Dryad
    Three for three!
[20:53] Dryad
    B-But Carla-chan said you were—
[20:56] Alvin
    You scared me!
[20:58] Alvin
    Where did that come from?
[21:01] Carla
    I just saw a meteorite!
[21:03] Alvin
    Indoors?
[21:05] Alvin
    Sorry, could you say that again?
[21:08] Alvin
    Oh, shut up!
[21:09] Carla
    Wow! Shooting star!
[21:10] Alvin
    You can change what you call it,
    but we're still indoors!
[21:13] Alvin
    What in the world is wrong with you?
[21:15] Alvin
    Is it really something
    that bad for me to hear?
[21:17] Carla
    It's not like that.
[21:18] Alvin
    Then, shut up!
[21:20] Alvin
    Now, what were you talking about?
[21:22] Dryad
    W-Well—
[21:26] Dryad
    I'm sorry. I completely forgot!
[21:29] Medusa
    You forgot what we were just talking about?
[21:33] Medusa
    I remember, though!
[21:34] Dryad
    Please don't!
[21:35] Medusa
    Listen, Alvin!
[21:36] Medusa
    Carla said that being with you was—
[21:38] Carla
    Achoo!
[21:43] Carla
    Drat! I just sneezed!
[21:46] Alvin
    Who unleashes a tieshankao
    when they sneeze?!
SIGN    Try again in
    ten years' time!
SIGN    Next Time
[23:25] Dryad
    Next episode's title is...
[23:27] Medusa
    Dryad!
[23:28] Medusa
    Me, too! Me, too! Me, too!
[23:29] Medusa
    Let me do it, too!
[23:29] Dryad
    Don't interrupt, Medusa!
[23:32] Dryad
    Just sit there and do your "Shu-wah!"
[23:34] Medusa
    Aw, no way! No way!
[23:36] Medusa
    I wanna do it, too!
[23:36] Dryad
    You truly are annoying!
SIGN    "In the second half of this episode, we enter the "What Story Is This?"
    arc (though actually it's just the next two episodes) so let me explain
    once again for people not in the know that "What Story Is This?" is the
    webcomic version of the story that would eventually be published as
    "Don't Hurt Me, My Healer," so this arc isn't included in the printed
    comic but you should still be able to read it so go ahead and do that if
    you like but at the same time there's also a thankless role in the first
    half so I'll ask you to keep an eye on that because it's going to
    be clear it's an important event if you keep
    watching and that's the deal with episode 10."
SIGN    See you then!
[23:37] Medusa
    Let me try it!