E7 - This show is fairly unique in that Carla is the only recurring female character...

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[00:02] Alvin
    Monsters threaten human life.
[00:05] Alvin
    They are opposed by brave adventurers!
[00:10] Alvin
    And I, Alvin, am one of them!
[00:15] Alvin
    Now in a party with Carla, the healer,
[00:18] Alvin
    my journey continues!
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    My Healer!
SIGN    This show is fairly unique in that Carla is the only recurring female character...
[01:57] Carla
    Another peaceful day.
[01:58] Alvin
    Yeah...
[02:00] Alvin
    But peace isn't exactly
    conducive to leveling up.
[02:03] Alvin
    Wonder where we could find some monsters...
[02:06] Carla
    Weak ones, you mean?
[02:07] Alvin
    Shut up.
[02:10] Alvin
    Is that...
[02:14] Alvin
    Someone's collapsed over there!
[02:15] Alvin
    Attacked by a monster, perhaps?
[02:18] Carla
    Never mind that, Alvin-san!
[02:20] Carla
    Hurry!
[02:22] Alvin
    Right!
[02:23] Carla
    Hurry up and bury them!
[02:24] Alvin
    Don't jump to conclusions!
[02:25] Alvin
    You can't just assume a
    person like that is dead!
[02:28] Carla
    But nine times out of ten, when you see
    someone collapsed on the road, they're dead.
[02:33] Alvin
    We don't know that for sure!
[02:34] Carla
    Very well.
[02:36] Carla
    We just have to check first, then?
[02:38] Alvin
    Of course we do!
[02:41] Carla
    And after we check, we can bury them?
[02:43] Alvin
    That depends on what we find!
[02:45] Carla
    You think we might find that
    cremation is preferable?
[02:48] Carla
    Which is better, that or burial?
[02:50] Alvin
    At least consider the chance
    that he might be alive!
[02:53] Alvin
    Fine, forget you.
[02:54] Alvin
    I'll check him myself!
[02:56] Alvin
    Shoo, shoo.
[02:58] Kinoko
    Stop!
[03:00] Kinoko
    Hang on just a mushroom!
[03:01] Alvin
    What now?
[03:02] Alvin
    And have you been here this whole time?
[03:03] Kinoko
    It's not safe to approach so incautiously.
[03:06] Kinoko
    Some monsters pretend to be
    human to get your guard down.
[03:11] Kinoko
    There's no guarantee that's a person!
[03:14] Alvin
    Good point.
[03:15] Kinoko
    Gosh. Shouldn't you do a little studying
    before you become an adventurer?
[03:20] Alvin
    I don't like hearing that from a monster...
[03:22] Alvin
    But there's also a chance
    that they really are human...
[03:26] Kinoko
    Then why not call out to them first?
[03:29] Carla
    By all means, Alvin-san, go ahead.
[03:30] Alvin
    Me?!
[03:32] Alvin
    Fine, but...
[03:34] Alvin
    Hey! Are you alive?
[03:37] Carla
    That seems a bit insensitive.
[03:40] Alvin
    Hey! How you doing?
[03:42] Carla
    More friendly!
[03:43] Alvin
    Wanna go out for tea together?
[03:46] Carla
    Sorry. You're not my type.
[03:49] Alvin
    I wasn't talking to you!
[03:51] Alvin
    And why are you making me say these things?
[03:53] Carla
    Only a cockroach of a man would
    say exactly what he's told to.
[04:03] Alvin
    He's moving!
[04:04] Alvin
    Thank goodness! He's alive!
[04:07] Alvin
    That means we won't have to bury him!
[04:11] Alvin
    No, he really is dead!
[04:12] Alvin
    We really should have buried him!
[04:22] Alvin
    Hang on. Can this zombie not stand up?
[04:30] Alvin
    Awesome! Even I can beat this thing!
[04:32] Carla
    Don't you dare!
[04:33] Carla
    Don't his attempts to stand
    inspire any feeling in you?
[04:38] Alvin
    The feeling that I can beat him, sure!
[04:40] Carla
    Even zombies are just trying
    to live their lives!
[04:43] Alvin
    But they're dead!
[04:45] Alvin
    And you're the one who wanted to bury him!
[04:47] Carla
    I was moved by his passion!
[04:55] Carla
    Don't give up!
[04:57] Carla
    Don't let the rot take your spirit, too!
[04:58] Kinoko
    Give it your best!
[05:04] Carla
    Almost there!
[05:09] Carla
    One more time!
[05:48] Alvin
    Come on, man! Give it all you got!
[06:01] Carla
    H-He stood up!
[06:04] Carla
    The zombie...
[06:05] Carla
    The zombie stood up!
[06:08] Kinoko
    The zombie stood up!
[06:10] Kinoko
    The zombie stood up!
[06:12] Kinoko
    The zombie—
[06:14] Kinoko
    The zombie... stood up!
[06:26] Carla
    I've never seen anything so moving!
[06:28] Kinoko
    It's awesome!
[06:33] Alvin
    You...
[06:35] Alvin
    You have true grit.
[06:40] Alvin
    What?
[06:46] Carla
    H-His head!
[06:48] Alvin
    I didn't...
[06:49] Alvin
    I didn't do it on purpose!
[06:51] Carla
    Y-You killed him!
[06:53] Alvin
    But he was already dead!
[07:02] Alvin
    We did bury him, at least...
[07:05] Alvin
    But aren't zombies supposed
    to come back to life?
[07:08] Carla
    There's no need to worry.
[07:10] Carla
    The prayers of one with a holy
    spirit can purify his soul.
[07:15] Alvin
    So, not you, then?
[07:16] Carla
    Sorrowful being, wandering this
    world even after death...
[07:21] Carla
    Find peaceful slumber, and
    when the dawn comes...
[07:24] Carla
    Awaken!
[07:26] Alvin
    Why are you waking him up?!
[07:30] Alvin
    See? You woke him up!
[07:33] Carla
    Oh, drat!
[07:34] Carla
    I accidentally rejuvenated him.
[07:37] Alvin
    That's not rejuvenation!
[07:39] Zobita
    So, this is holy power!
[07:42] Zobita
    I feel so refreshed!
[07:44] Alvin
    But you're still decapitated!
[07:46] Zobita
    Thank you for waking me up!
[07:48] Zobita
    I am Zobita, the zombie!
[07:50] Alvin
    What a lazy name.
[07:53] Carla
    I am Carla.
[07:54] Carla
    A bonafide healer!
[07:56] Alvin
    Bonafide? Don't make me laugh.
[07:59] Carla
    And this is Alvin-san, the laughingstock.
[08:02] Alvin
    I'm a warrior!
[08:03] Kinoko
    And I am the beloved mascot—
[08:05] Alvin
    Shut up, would you?
[08:06] Zobita
    A healer, a laughingstock, and a mushroom.
[08:09] Zobita
    What an unusual party!
[08:11] Carla
    He just called us unusual, Alvin-san!
[08:14] Alvin
    Isn't that a nice compliment, Carla?
[08:16] Zobita
    Are you adventurers?
[08:18] Zobita
    What a happy coincidence!
[08:21] Zobita
    Can I ask you for a favor?
[08:23] Carla
    Very well. We'll do it!
[08:24] Alvin
    Not so fast!
[08:26] Alvin
    We don't take requests from monsters!
[08:28] Carla
    But we could earn his gratitude.
[08:30] Alvin
    She's so damned obvious!
[08:31] Carla
    I'm obviously trying to get him in my debt.
[08:36] Alvin
    Do you have any motives
    that aren't ulterior ones?
[08:38] Alvin
    And you never got any better at that wink...
[08:40] Carla
    Now, what's the favor you wanted to ask?
[08:43] Zobita
    It is...
[08:48] Zobita
    Revenge!
SIGN    Revenge
SIGN    Revenge
[08:54] carla
    Let's review.
SIGN    Review
[08:56] Alvin
    Great idea. Shut up and do that.
[08:59] Alvin
    Revenge is a messy business, though.
[09:02] Alvin
    Care to fill us in on the story?
[09:03] Carla
    His grades must be down,
    since he didn't review enough.
[09:06] Alvin
    Don't make fun!
[09:08] Zobita
    Down this road lies a graveyard so old,
    that all people have forgotten its name.
[09:13] Zobita
    That is where...
[09:18] Zobita
    I served as leader of the all-zombie
    dance troupe, Be Zombitious!
[09:23] Alvin
    We are talking about revenge, aren't we?
[09:26] Zobita
    Then one day, out of the blue...
[09:29] Zobita
    a terrible necromancer arrived!
[09:36] Carla
    It wasn't me!
[09:38] Carla
    Remember, I'm a healer!
[09:40] Alvin
    I didn't say anything.
[09:42] Zobita
    The necromancer's level was so high...
[09:45] Zobita
    And one after another, my fellow
    zombies became taken in...
[09:49] Alvin
    I have heard that high-level necromancers
    can enslave the souls of the dead...
[09:57] Zobita
    Taken in by her amazing dance skills!
[10:01] (Flashback) Zombie B
    Oh!
[10:02] (Flashback) Zombie A
    So cool!
[10:04] Alvin
    She sounds more like a dancer!
[10:07] Zobita
    I can't let her dancing be better
    than mine, the group leader!
[10:12] Zobita
    I want revenge against
    her for humiliating me!
[10:15] Alvin
    This sounds more like a petty grudge.
[10:17] Carla
    Whatever the reason,
[10:19] Carla
    we can hardly leave a necromancer at large.
[10:21] Carla
    We will help you achieve your revenge!
[10:24] Alvin
    I know someone even worse is
    being left at large, myself.
[10:28] Carla
    Still, I do think this job is for us.
[10:31] Alvin
    How so?
[10:33] Carla
    Necromancers are weak against holy power.
[10:36] Carla
    In other words, I hold the advantage!
[10:38] Alvin
    You don't have holy anything.
[10:40] Carla
    And you're a master dancer, Alvin-san!
[10:44] Carla
    When someone's pulling your
    strings, you dance so good!
[10:47] Carla
    Wee, wee!
[10:48] Kinoko
    Wee, wee!
[10:50] Alvin
    Don't want to be good at that!
[10:52] Carla
    Now, let's go!
[10:54] Carla
    To the unknown graveyard!
[10:56] Alvin
    Wait! You're really going?!
[10:58] Zobita
    Thanks for the help!
[11:13] Carla
    W-Wait a minute!
[11:17] Carla
    Wait a minute! Stop!
[11:22] Carla
    Why are you running away?
[11:27] Carla
    This fast zombie trend is
    such a problem for me.
[11:31] Alvin
    Hey, Carla. What in the world are you—
[11:34] Alvin
    What is that in your hands?
[11:36] Carla
    I call it the flame of salvation.
[11:39] Carla
    It purges the souls of the dead with fire.
[11:42] Carla
    It's the holy magic of Hell.
[11:44] Alvin
    There is no holiness or salvation
    in anything you're saying.
[11:48] Alvin
    And have you forgotten that we came to
    this graveyard for the necromancer?
[11:52] Carla
    It's all right.
[11:54] Carla
    If we start enough trouble,
    she'll come to us eventually.
[11:57] Maria
    Excuse me.
[11:58] Maria
    I heard a bit of noise out here.
[12:01] Maria
    Is something the matter?
[12:03] Carla
    See? She came to us!
[12:05] Alvin
    Wait... are you the necromancer?
[12:09] Maria
    O-Oh, I beg your pardon!
[12:11] Maria
    I do indeed work as a necromancer.
[12:14] Maria
    My name is Maria Deathflame.
[12:17] Maria
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[12:19] Alvin
    She's not exactly what I was expecting.
[12:22] Carla
    She's totally ripping me off.
[12:24] Alvin
    Only on the "Deathflame" part.
[12:27] Alvin
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[12:29] Alvin
    I am Alvin.
[12:30] Alvin
    This is Carla.
[12:32] Maria
    Alvin-san and Carla-san.
[12:34] Maria
    What lovely names!
[12:36] Alvin
    Y-You think so?
[12:38] Alvin
    You're making me blush...
[12:39] Carla
    I think Alvin is a wonderful name, too!
[12:42] Carla
    It's better than you deserve!
[12:44] Alvin
    Oh, really? That pisses me off.
[12:46] Maria
    What brings you two here?
[12:49] Maria
    This is a forgotten graveyard, so I
    doubt you're here to see a grave...
[12:55] Carla
    We are here to see a grave, actually.
[12:57] Carla
    Yours!
[12:58] Alvin
    Just a moment, please!
[13:00] Alvin
    Why are you threatening violence?
[13:02] Alvin
    Are you trying to start a war?
[13:04] Carla
    Zobita-san asked us to
    get revenge, remember?
[13:07] Alvin
    That's just him being petty!
[13:09] Alvin
    Besides, we're currently trying
    to convince him to reconsider!
[13:13] Zobita
    Wait! The warrior is that weak?
[13:16] Kinoko
    You'd have a better chance
    in there than Alvin.
[13:21] Kinoko
    So you should really just ditch
    this whole revenge idea.
[13:23] Zobita
    Fair enough.
[13:25] Carla
    But a necromancer uses the dead!
    It's blasphemy!
[13:29] Carla
    We can't just leave her at large!
[13:31] Alvin
    I don't want to hear that from someone who
    blasphemes both the living and the dead.
[13:34] Carla
    I know she looks beautiful,
[13:37] Carla
    but she's evil inside!
[13:39] Alvin
    What's that supposed to be,
    your new introduction?
[13:42] Carla
    L-Look!
[13:43] Alvin
    And keep your voice down already!
[13:46] Carla
    She's controlling all of those zombies!
[13:49] Zombie A
    Maria-sama, hello!
[13:51] Maria
    Hello!
[13:52] Zombie C
    It's Maria-sama!
[13:54] Zombie B
    Dance for us again, won't you?
[13:56] Alvin
    It looks more like they
    just really like her.
[14:00] Carla
    I think she has blackmail material on them!
[14:03] Alvin
    Why would she bother?
[14:06] Carla
    It's what I'd do.
[14:07] Alvin
    Maybe you should think about that!
[14:08] Zombie A
    Hey!
[14:09] Zombie A
    Are you guys badmouthing Maria-sama?
[14:13] Alvin
    No, I...
[14:15] Zombie B
    What's that?!
[14:16] Zombie C
    Hey, she's the one who was
    chasing us around earlier!
[14:19] Zombie B
    And she's a healer, isn't she?!
[14:21] Zombie B
    The enemy of undead everywhere!
[14:22] Zombie A
    You're here to hurt Maria-sama, aren't you?!
[14:25] Carla
    Hold on a minute.
[14:26] Carla
    We can talk this out.
[14:28] Alvin
    That's right!
[14:29] Carla
    With our fists!
[14:31] Alvin
    Just shut up already!
SIGN    Maria♥
[14:35] Zombie C
    You've shown your true face!
[14:37] Zombie A
    Malevolent healer!
[14:38] Zombie B
    We won't let you lay one hand on Maria-sama!
[14:41] Maria
    No fighting, everyone!
[14:43] Maria
    And remember, Carla is a holy woman!
[14:46] Maria
    There's no way you can beat her!
[14:48] Zombie C
    Even if it's a bad match-up for us,
[14:50] Zombie C
    we will protect Maria-sama!
[14:53] Zombie A
    Get to safety while you can, Maria-sama!
[14:55] Zombie B
    Bring it on!
[14:56] Alvin
    They're totally making us the villains here.
[14:59] Carla
    They're like knights
    protecting their princess.
[15:02] Zombie C
    We won't run this time!
[15:04] Zombie B
    You won't beat us!
[15:07] Carla
    Fighting to protect someone
    important to you...
[15:10] Carla
    It's pretty cool.
[15:12] Alvin
    It is cool.
[15:14] Carla
    Alvin-san.
[15:15] Carla
    You have someone you could protect, too.
[15:17] Alvin
    Right, got it covered.
[15:22] Carla
    So...?
[15:23] Alvin
    Shut up!
[15:25] Alvin
    Fine, I'll play along.
[15:30] Alvin
    I'm technically a frontline fighter, too!
[15:33] Alvin
    I won't let you harm Carla!
[15:36] Alvin
    Is that what you wanted?
[15:37] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[15:41] Carla
    I don't think you can win, though.
[15:43] Carla
    Is this a joke?
[15:47] Alvin
    Okay!
[15:52] Carla
    Is he trying to get himself killed?
[15:59] Alvin
    Now, bring it!
[16:02] Carla
    Traitor! How dare you?!
[16:04] Alvin
    Shut up! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[16:21] Alvin
    Damn it! Let me out!
[16:25] Carla
    Goodness me.
[16:26] Carla
    Struggling won't get you anywhere.
[16:28] Carla
    Conserve your strength.
[16:31] Carla
    It's your own fault for
    betraying me back there.
[16:36] Alvin
    And, speaking of which...
[16:38] Alvin
    Why am I the only one in here?!
[16:41] Carla
    Because I'm the one who arrested you.
[16:44] Carla
    Why would the person doing the
    arresting up in the jail?
[16:47] (Flashback) Alvin
    Uncle! Uncle!
[16:49] (Flashback) Carla
    I've captured the traitor!
[16:51] (Flashback) Carla
    Throw him in jail!
[16:52] Carla
    But thanks to you, we avoided a fight,
[16:55] Carla
    and nobody got hurt!
[16:57] Alvin
    Except for my pride, which is in tatters.
[17:00] Carla
    Oh, goodness!
[17:02] Carla
    Maybe you'd be better off without it?
[17:03] Alvin
    Hey!
[17:05] Carla
    At any rate, the zombies are currently
    discussing what to do with you.
[17:10] Carla
    Once they realize you're worthless,
    they'll release you.
[17:13] Alvin
    Phrasing, please!
[17:17] Alvin
    Maria-san?
[17:19] Maria
    I'm sorry, you two.
[17:21] Maria
    I didn't mean for this to happen.
[17:23] Alvin
    Really, there's no need
    for you to apologize!
[17:26] Carla
    That's right.
[17:27] Carla
    Just be more careful in
    the future, all right?
[17:30] Alvin
    You should be careful all the time!
[17:32] Maria
    I'm sorry.
[17:33] Maria
    But I...
[17:35] Maria
    They had a discussion earlier,
    and they're considering...
[17:38] Maria
    "That warrior... maybe we should
    turn him into a zombie."
[17:44] Alvin
    Hang on! Are you saying
    they're going to kill me?
[17:47] Carla
    But he's already in jail! That's dead
    as far as society is concerned!
[17:50] Alvin
    I'm not dead!
[17:51] Alvin
    And you're the one who threw me in here!
[17:53] Maria
    They all appear to want to
    make new zombies for my sake.
[17:59] Maria
    But I don't think it's right to make
    someone a zombie without their consent.
[18:03] Maria
    So I brought the key to the cell.
[18:05] Maria
    I want you to escape!
[18:06] Alvin
    You're sure?
[18:08] Maria
    I haven't told the zombies.
[18:12] Maria
    This will be our little secret.
[18:14] Alvin
    What an angel!
[18:16] Carla
    You called?
[18:17] Alvin
    Not you!
[18:18] Carla
    Wait just a minute.
[18:20] Carla
    As Alvin-san's companion,
    it is my duty to save him.
[18:24] Alvin
    You're the reason I'm in here!
[18:27] Alvin
    And you don't even have the key!
[18:29] Carla
    I do have an unlock spell!
[18:32] Carla
    It works by blowing up the lock!
[18:34] Alvin
    What are you, a saboteur?!
[18:36] Carla
    This is a good opportunity.
[18:38] Carla
    Let's compete to see who
    can save Alvin-san first!
[18:42] Carla
    Against a necromancer of darkness,
[18:44] Carla
    a healer of light could not possibly lose!
[18:47] Alvin
    You got the darkness and light backwards.
[18:50] Alvin
    But all Maria-san has to do
    is unlock the door, so...
[18:54] Maria
    Except...
[18:55] Maria
    I'm not sure which key it is now!
[18:58] Alvin
    So many!
[18:59] Maria
    What will I do?!
[19:00] Alvin
    N-No problem!
[19:02] Alvin
    Just remain calm and try them one at a time!
[19:04] Carla
    That's right.
[19:05] Carla
    Just stay calm and go slow.
[19:07] Carla
    I'll enjoy my final conversation
    with Alvin-san the same way.
[19:11] Carla
    This was a competition
    to save me, wasn't it?!
[19:13] Carla
    Let me recite my chant.
[19:15] Maria
    Let me see... Let me see...
[19:19] Maria
    This one doesn't fit, either...
[19:22] Alvin
    You're doing fine.
[19:23] Alvin
    Just try the next key!
[19:26] Carla
    Ten...
[19:29] Carla
    Nine...
[19:32] Alvin
    Eh?
[19:32] Carla
    Eight...
[19:33] Alvin
    Maria-san, I think you
    tried that one already!
[19:35] Carla
    Seven...
[19:35] Maria
    What? What?
[19:38] Maria
    Which is it? Which is it?!
[19:38] Carla
    Four...
[19:39] Alvin
    Why did you skip a number?!
[19:41] Alvin
    Stop the countdown!
[19:42] Carla
    Three...
[19:45] Maria
    Th-The pressure is...
[19:45] Carla
    Two...
[19:48] Alvin
    Are you all right?
[19:48] Carla
    One...
[19:50] Maria
    I'm sorry.
[19:51] Maria
    I'm sorry!
[19:53] Maria
    I'm sorry...
[19:55] Maria
    Let me see...
[19:56] Maria
    I'm sorry.
[19:59] Maria
    Um... Um...
[20:01] Carla
    I can't watch this.
[20:03] Maria
    Carla-san, what about your chant?
[20:05] Carla
    Never mind that.
[20:07] Carla
    Let's start by eliminating the keys
    that obviously won't fit the hole.
[20:12] Maria
    R-Right.
[20:13] Carla
    Is this even a key?
[20:15] Carla
    You really should put
    labels on these things.
[20:19] Carla
    Or maybe split them up based on purpose.
[20:22] Maria
    Yes, you're right.
[20:23] Maria
    I'll start doing that from now on.
[20:25] Carla
    Watching you has made me think.
[20:27] Carla
    You're actually rather hopeless, aren't you?
[20:32] Carla
    What's so funny?
[20:34] Maria
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[20:36] Maria
    I was thinking,
    you're kinder than you seemed.
[20:54] Carla
    Thank you.
[21:06] Alvin
    Hang on a minute.
[21:07] Alvin
    Carla, kind?
[21:10] Alvin
    Yeah, right. Don't make me laugh!
[21:12] Alvin
    Kind? More like bizarre!
[21:25] Alvin
    Uh, what just happened?
[21:28] Maria
    Stay over tonight, would you?
[21:30] Carla
    If it comes with food, sure.
[21:34] Alvin
    H-Hang on, you two!
[21:36] Alvin
    You haven't unlocked the door yet!
[21:39] Alvin
    Why?!
[21:40] Alvin
    Hey!
[21:43] Alvin
    Hey!
[21:45] Alvin
    Hey...
[21:47] Alvin
    Unlock the—
SIGN    Next Time
[23:26] Maria
    Are you sure you want me doing the preview?
[23:29] Maria
    As you know, I work as a necromancer,
[23:33] Maria
    and my name is Maria Deathflame.
[23:34] Maria
    I'll be introducing the next episode now.
[23:36] Maria
    I hope you please watch it!
SIGN    See you then!
SIGN    "Thanks to Altargaia (reminder: this is the mushroom's name),
    Alvin gets out of the cell safe and sound but now that Carla and
    Maria are unexpectedly getting along they continue leading him
    around by the nose and it happens that Maria has a sweet little
    sister named Ellie and while avoiding spoilers regarding
    what trouble Ellie's gotten into it does concern Maria's status
    as a necromancer but I hope you won't get your hopes up for
    another cute female character to appear but in exchange
    Carla will attempt an unusual cosplay so that's the part you can
    look forward to and that's the deal with episode 8."
[23:37] Maria
    Now! Next week's title is—