E12 - We've reached the final episode at last...

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[00:03] Alvin
    The village is completely abandoned!
[00:05] Carla
    A reflection of Alvin-san's
    chronic unpopularity?!
[00:09] Alvin
    People wouldn't disappear from a
    village because I'm unpopular!
[00:12] Alvin
    More likely, they heard you
    were coming and ran off!
[00:16] Carla
    If they knew I was coming,
    they'd be lining up to shake my hand!
[00:21] Ryoko
    It's all right, Celia-chan.
[00:23] Ryoko
    I promise we'll save the dwarves.
[00:26] Carla
    Dwarves... a race with which
    we do not get along well.
[00:30] Alvin
    Do elves and dwarves have
    some kind of history?
[00:34] Carla
    Yes.
[00:35] Carla
    I once tried to get a dwarf-owned clothing
    shop to knock down their prices, and failed.
[00:39] Alvin
    That's a personal history!
[00:41] Alvin
    It's got nothing to do with your race!
[00:42] Kinoko
    Hey!
[00:44] Kinoko
    I looked all around, but they
    weren't in the village.
[00:47] Anna
    Here, either.
[00:47] Anna
    They must have been taken off somewhere!
[00:50] Alvin
    I see.
[00:51] Carla
    But I'll make sure there
    are no hidden injured.
[00:54] Alvin
    You've got a spell for that?
[00:56] Carla
    I have a healer's ability to locate
    the weakened and vulnerable.
[01:00] Alvin
    Sounds like a predator seeking out prey...
[01:04] Carla
    Then... O, sacred power.
[01:06] Carla
    I pray thee, let me save
    the injured and abandoned.
[01:10] Carla
    Reveal to me the location
    of the sad and the weak.
[01:13] Alvin
    Wow, looks like it's really working!
[01:15] Alvin
    Nah, it's creepy.
[01:18] Carla
    Seek them!
[01:20] Alvin
    If we find any weakened nearby,
    I guess we'll have to save them.
[01:24] Carla
    I'm picking up something nearby!
[01:26] Carla
    And they're indeed in
    quite a weakened state!
[01:28] Alvin
    What? Where are they?!
[01:33] Alvin
    I'm not particularly weakened...
[01:35] Carla
    Yeah, sorry. You were weak from the start.
[01:38] Alvin
    Please! I'm very resilient!
[01:41] Kinoko
    But how are we supposed to save the people
    if we don't know where they been taken?
[01:46] Anna
    Good question...
[01:47] Celia
    I heard!
[01:49] Celia
    The bad people took them
    into the castle dungeon!
[01:52] Celia
    Over there!
[01:54] Alvin
    Definitely the kind of place
    you'd expect to find a villain.
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    My Healer!
SIGN    We've reached the final episode at last...
[02:02] Anna
    Oh, I'm so worried!
[02:04] Anna
    I just hope they're doing okay!
[02:06] Kinoko
    Calm down already.
[02:08] Kinoko
    They'll be fine.
[02:09] Anna
    What are you talking about?
[02:10] Kinoko
    Hush! Celia-chan finally got to sleep!
[02:14] Anna
    They're up against Dorman,
    a tried-and-true villain!
[02:17] Kinoko
    It's true, I doubt Big Sis's fast-talk
    abilities will do much here.
[02:21] Anna
    Right?
[02:23] Anna
    I sure hope they come back safely!
[02:25] Anna
    Carla-chan...
[02:32] Alvin
    What's that you've got there?
[02:33] Carla
    Camouflage.
[02:35] Alvin
    You stand out like a sore
    thumb. Knock it off.
[02:36] Alvin
    Get down!
[02:38] Brigan
    Hey. What's up, brothers?
[02:40] Brigan
    Anything sign of trouble?
[02:42] Alvin
    That's...
[02:43] Carla
    Prison!
[02:44] Alvin
    It's Brigan...
[02:46] Alvin
    And that's certainly a
    unique way of laying low.
[02:48] Brigin
    No one's coming to this rotten place.
[02:50] Brigun
    And the dwarves still won't tell
    you where the artifact is?
[02:55] Brigan
    Yeah, and I don't wanna
    get too rough with them.
[02:58] Brigan
    They're first-rate craftsmen.
[03:00] Brigan
    They'll fetch big money if we can
    sell them in good condition.
[03:03] Carla
    So he's working with Dorman?
[03:06] Alvin
    Looks like...
[03:07] Alvin
    He's a disgrace to the name "adventurer"!
[03:10] Ryoko
    Scouting complete.
[03:11] Alvin
    Great!
[03:12] Ryoko
    On the castle's left side, there's a
    walled-in building that looks like a prison.
[03:17] Alvin
    Right.
[03:18] Alvin
    Thankfully, tonight's a new moon.
[03:20] Alvin
    We can break in under cover of darkness.
[03:22] Alvin
    Stay quiet, all right?
[03:24] Alvin
    No talking from here on out!
[03:26] Alvin
    Wh-What now?!
[03:33] Alvin
    Your hand signals are really annoying!
[03:35] Carla
    My idea was, "Let's have Ryoko-san
    carry us inside the wall."
[03:39] Alvin
    How was I supposed to know that?!
[03:40] Alvin
    Wait, can you really do that?
[03:42] Ryoko
    If it's just the two of you,
    I can carry you inside my body.
[03:47] Alvin
    Inside your dre—
[03:49] Carla
    Inside her pack.
[03:57] Ryoko
    We're here.
[03:59] Ryoko
    Stay quiet.
[04:00] Ryoko
    There are two magic warriors
    standing guard outside the wall.
[04:04] Ryoko
    The prison itself has a dark spell
    cast upon it, so I cannot enter.
[04:08] Ryoko
    Take care.
[04:10] Alvin
    Sure thing. Thanks!
[04:12] Alvin
    No sign of guards, eh?
[04:14] Carla
    And the doors are wide open!
[04:16] Alvin
    Good thing Brigan's so sloppy.
[04:19] Dwarf1
    What, here to question us again?!
[04:21] Dwarf2
    We'll never tell you where the artifact is!
[04:24] Alvin
    Hush! Be quiet!
[04:26] Alvin
    The guards outside will hear you.
[04:28] Alvin
    We're on your side!
[04:29] Carla
    Indeed.
[04:30] Carla
    With a heart of benevolence and mercy...
[04:33] Carla
    I've come to save you dwarves,
    whom I don't even like!
[04:36] Alvin
    Shut up! You're making things complicated!
[04:38] Alvin
    I-Is the mayor here?
[04:41] Mayor
    I am the mayor.
SIGN    I am the Dwarf mayor.
     The great sorcerer of darkness,
    Dorman, is attacking our village
    to try to steal our sacred artifact.
     If Dorman retrieves the artifact,
    the world will be destroyed.
    Brave warrior, I beg of you,
    foil Dorman's plot! Please!
     I am the Dwarf mayor.
[04:44] Mayor
    I see.
[04:46] Mayor
    So you're the ones who
    saved my granddaughter!
[04:48] Mayor
    I can't thank you enough.
[04:50] Carla
    She's hiding in a safe place for now.
[04:52] Alvin
    Dorman's after your artifact, I hear.
[04:55] Mayor
    Yes.
[04:56] Mayor
    The artifact has sacred power
    that can drive off dark magic.
[05:00] Mayor
    Dorman fears it.
[05:03] Mayor
    This castle is a fortress
    built by our ancestors.
[05:07] Mayor
    It's in ruins now,
[05:09] Mayor
    but the artifact is hidden
    deep in its depths.
[05:12] Mayor
    I'll tell you where to find it.
[05:14] Mayor
    Will you defeat Dorman and save us all?
[05:18] Alvin
    What is it?
[05:19] Carla
    If you want to ask for someone's help,
[05:21] Carla
    shouldn't you kneel down in front
    of them and press your forehead—
[05:22] Alvin
    Can you not?!
[05:25] Mayor
    We beg of you!
[05:27] Dwarves
    Please!
[05:34] Alvin
    It took time to collect what we
    needed, but we made it inside.
[05:38] Alvin
    A fork already?
[05:40] Alvin
    Do we go straight here?
[05:41] Carla
    Yes.
[05:42] Carla
    Go straight and you'll hit a pit trap.
[05:45] Alvin
    Don't say "yes" first.
[05:46] Carla
    I'll be more careful.
[05:48] Alvin
    A dead end.
[05:49] Alvin
    It's been quite a maze so far.
[05:51] Alvin
    You think we took a wrong turn?
[05:53] Carla
    We've been following the map the
    mayor drew for us to a T.
[05:57] Carla
    But if we press the triangle lithograph—
[05:59] Alvin
    I see. A hidden door?
[06:01] Carla
    No, it springs a pit trap.
[06:04] Alvin
    Thanks again!
[06:07] Alvin
    Talk faster next time!
[06:08] Carla
    I'll be more careful.
[06:10] Carla
    The artifact should be inside this room.
[06:13] Alvin
    He told you how to open this door, right?
[06:15] Carla
    Yes.
[06:16] Carla
    If you turn the rightmost
    statue ninety degrees left...
[06:19] Alvin
    Got it. If I turn it left—
[06:21] Alvin
    Will it spring a trap?
[06:22] Carla
    Yes, and you'll have a perfect
    sweep of the pit traps.
[06:25] Alvin
    That's not a good thing!
[06:27] Carla
    You weren't refining your special talent?
[06:29] Alvin
    I never embraced that at a talent!
[06:31] Alvin
    And I feel bad for making Ryoko-chan
    save me every time I fall!
[06:35] Alvin
    Just tell me the right way
    to do things already!
[06:37] Carla
    No fun...
[06:44] Alvin
    Dwarven technology is incredible!
[06:47] Alvin
    Look at all this!
[06:48] Carla
    Dwarves make incredible lingerie, as well.
[06:51] Alvin
    Underwear's not really on the same level!
[06:54] Alvin
    Is that the artifact?!
[06:55] Carla
    It does appear so.
[06:57] Alvin
    I doubt it'll be trapped,
    but wait here just in case.
[07:00] Carla
    Right.
[07:01] Alvin
    Not quite what I expected...
[07:04] Dorman
    Thanks for showing me the way.
[07:06] Alvin
    What?!
[07:07] Brigan
    Lord Dorman sees all!
[07:10] Alvin
    Brigan! And is that...
[07:13] Alvin
    The great sorcerer of darkness, Dorman?!
[07:15] Dorman
    I noticed dark elf magic about...
[07:18] Dorman
    And it's truly led me to the jackpot!
[07:20] Carla
    My magic? You mean, you noticed my charms?!
[07:23] Dorman
    No, your literal magic.
[07:24] Brigan
    You can't notice what doesn't exist!
[07:27] Dorman
    Now, hand over the crown!
[07:30] Alvin
    Not a chance!
[07:31] Carla
    Wait a minute, Alvin-san!
[07:33] Carla
    I'll handle this!
[07:35] Carla
    Aren't you skipping an obligatory
    evil boss character line right now?
[07:39] Dorman
    Oh? And what's that?
[07:41] Carla
    You're supposed to offer to
    give us half the world!
[07:44] Carla
    We might be willing to negotiate!
[07:46] Alvin
    That's not a thing good guys say!
[07:48] Dorman
    Sorry, but I'm not here to negotiate...
[07:51] Dorman
    But hand it over and I'll be willing
    to make you soldiers in my army.
[07:55] Brigan
    What do you think, Alvin?
[07:57] Brigan
    I'll certainly put you to good use!
[07:59] Carla
    No, I'll put him to good use!
[08:01] Alvin
    I don't want either!
[08:03] Dorman
    In that case...
[08:09] Ryoko
    Carla-san!
[08:10] Alvin
    Damn it! Let go of Carla!
[08:13] Dorman
    Well? Ready to give me the crown yet?!
[08:21] Anna
    Are you all right, Carla-chan?
[08:23] Carla
    Anna-san! Thank you!
[08:24] Anna
    I got worried and had to come!
[08:26] Anna
    Alvin, now!
[08:27] Alvin
    Okay!
[08:28] Alvin
    Hear me, artifact! Destroy the dark magic!
[08:31] Dorman
    Fool!
[08:37] Alvin
    Why...?!
[08:38] Ryoko
    Alvin-san!
[08:40] Anna
    Alvin!
[08:42] Brigan
    Drop that weapon, now!
[08:45] Brigan
    Now, bring me the crown...
[08:47] Brigan
    Unless you want me to start
    carving up her face?
[08:50] Carla
    Don't do it! Run!
[08:51] Carla
    Forget about me!
[08:53] Carla
    Go, before they take the crown!
[08:55] Anna
    But...
[08:55] Carla
    I'll be safe as long as I have
    value to them as a hostage.
[09:00] Carla
    Besides, just once, I wanted to
    sound like a real female lead!
[09:04] Anna
    S-Sure...
[09:06] Anna
    Ryoko-chan, we're getting out of here!
[09:08] Ryoko
    Right!
[09:08] Dorman
    You won't escape!
[09:13] Dorman
    Throw the girl in the dungeon!
[09:15] Dorman
    Find them! And take the crown!
[09:19] Brigan
    Aren't you lucky you have value to us?
[09:22] Brigan
    Dark elves fetch a high price, after all...
[09:35] Brigan
    Ain't this a pretty picture?
[09:36] Brigan
    The disaster land mine healer
    is abandoned by her partner
[09:39] Brigan
    and ends up all alone again!
[09:41] Carla
    Alvin-san will come to save me!
[09:44] Carla
    If there's one thing he understands,
    it's how to read the mood!
[09:46] Carla
    Give that back!
[09:47] Brigan
    Nuh-uh!
[09:49] Brigan
    I'm taking this as payment
    for the time you kicked me.
[09:52] Brigan
    Now stay in there and be good.
[09:52] Carla
    Give it back! Give it back!
[09:55] Carla
    Prison!
[09:57] Mayor
    Was that thing really that important to you?
[10:00] Carla
    Certainly nack!
SIGN    Ack
[10:02] Carla
    It's not a memento of the first
    dungeon I ever beat or anythack!
SIGN    Ack
[10:06] Mayor
    You're a very transparent one.
[10:08] Mayor
    But that adventurer partner of yours...
[10:11] Mayor
    Are you sure he can handle this?
[10:16] Carla
    Alvin-san...
[10:18] Alvin
    I see.
[10:19] Alvin
    Carla let herself be captured.
[10:22] Kinoko
    Big Sis...
[10:23] Ryoko
    I'm sorry. I wish I'd been able to do more.
[10:26] Anna
    You did the best you could!
[10:27] Alvin
    I'd like to go save her right away, but...
[10:30] Anna
    If the artifact is useless...
[10:32] Anna
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[10:35] Alvin
    Hey, how far away from the castle are we?
[10:38] Anna
    At least two kilometers, I'm sure.
[10:41] Alvin
    The death-upon-separation
    curse didn't activate!
[10:44] Ryoko
    What? Where did Altargaia-san go?
[10:47] Alvin
    You don't think he went to
    save Carla all on his own?!
[10:50] Anna
    If he left without telling us,
    it means he probably ran away!
[10:52] Alvin
    Not that I can blame him...
[10:54] Anna
    But you haven't run away.
[10:56] Anna
    Even though you said you'd ditch this
    party on the spot if not for the curse...
[10:59] Alvin
    Party, eh?
[11:02] Alvin
    You're right. I guess I'd better.
[11:04] Alvin
    Yeah, I'll run away!
[11:06] Alvin
    It's not like I stand a chance,
    with this thing being busted and all...
[11:09] Artifact
    Blasphemer!
[11:10] Alvin
    It talked!
[11:11] Alvin
    Wh-What the...
[11:14] Artifact
    My power waxes and wanes with the moon!
[11:18] Artifact
    Tonight is a new moon,
    when my power is at its weakest!
[11:22] Artifact
    That is why Dorman chose this day to strike!
[11:27] Alvin
    And that's why your power
    didn't activate then?
[11:29] Artifact
    But there is a way to restore my power.
[11:32] Artifact
    Have a healer cast a spell on me!
[11:35] Alvin
    A healer?
[11:36] Artifact
    A powerful healing spell will
    let me use my full powers!
[11:43] Alvin
    Can I ask you a question?
[11:45] Alvin
    There was a strange curse on me that
    seems to have abruptly broken.
[11:48] Alvin
    Is it because of you?
[11:49] Artifact
    It is possible!
[11:51] Artifact
    Holy power likely purged it naturally!
[11:54] Alvin
    I see...
[11:55] Alvin
    Then even if I leave Carla
    behind, I wouldn't die?
[11:59] Artifact
    Carla? Is that the girl
    you were with earlier?
[12:02] Alvin
    Yeah...
[12:03] Artifact
    There's something I must tell you!
[12:05] Artifact
    You and that girl carry a powerful
    bond from a previous life!
[12:09] Alvin
    What?!
[12:10] Artifact
    It happened half a century ago!
[12:12] Artifact
    You were elves, and you were in love.
[12:16] Artifact
    But your clan was destroyed by the armies
    of the great sorcerer of darkness.
[12:20] Artifact
    You swore that you'd be
    reunited in your new lives!
[12:24] Artifact
    And now, though you've lost your
    memories of your past lives,
[12:28] Artifact
    that bond of destiny has
    brought you back together!
[12:31] Alvin
    Carla and I were...
[12:33] Artifact
    And if you defeat that dark sorcerer,
    your sworn enemy,
[12:36] Artifact
    you will be bonded forever in true love!
[12:40] Alvin
    True love?!
[12:42] Alvin
    Wait a minute... Half a century ago?
[12:45] Alvin
    Carla might look like a kid in human terms,
[12:47] Alvin
    but I'm pretty sure she's
    been alive for 72 years!
[12:49] Artifact
    W-Well, that's...
[12:51] Anna
    And if they were in love in a past life,
[12:54] Anna
    wouldn't they get along a little better now?
[12:56] Ryoko
    That's true.
[12:59] Artifact
    Fine, I guess it didn't work!
[13:02] Artifact
    I thought that little speech
    might help motivate you, but...
[13:05] Alvin
    Are you kidding me?!
[13:06] Artifact
    Escape!
[13:07] Alvin
    Not a chance!
[13:08] Artifact
    I'm sorry! Forgive me!
[13:10] Alvin
    I am this party's warrior!
[13:12] Alvin
    I will fulfill my role!
[13:14] Alvin
    Even if I am beginner level 100,
[13:16] Alvin
    and adventurer rank lol-in-parentheses!
[13:19] Alvin
    I will not abandon the ideals of justice!
[13:22] Artifact
    Hang on... Are you really that weak?
[13:24] Alvin
    I shouldn't have said anything.
[13:28] Ryoko
    I don't see any lookouts.
[13:29] Alvin
    It seems like a total trap, but...
[13:32] Artifact
    You hear me?
[13:33] Artifact
    First, place me at the center
    of the magic-sealing circle!
[13:37] Artifact
    I'll break the barrier with my holy power.
[13:40] Artifact
    Then you can use magic,
    even within the dungeon!
[13:45] Artifact
    Wh-What's wrong?
[13:46] Artifact
    Sorry, I guess my magic's
    way too low for that...
[13:49] Alvin
    You are so useless!
[13:52] Alvin
    Darn it... what would we have done if
[13:54] Alvin
    Ryoko-san hadn't lent me her cleaning supplies?!
[13:57] Artifact
    She seems like a very useful maid!
[13:59] Alvin
    Way more useful than you!
[14:01] Alvin
    Damn you, Brigan!
[14:02] Alvin
    Of course he locked it!
[14:04] Alvin
    Ryoko-chan, I need you!
[14:06] Ryoko
    Right!
[14:08] Ryoko
    Here we are!
[14:10] Carla
    You call? I come!
[14:13] Carla
    It's Carla!
[14:14] Alvin
    I'll be annoyed about that later!
[14:15] Alvin
    First, cast a powerful healing
    spell on this crown!
[14:18] Carla
    Righty-o!
[14:19] Carla
    Ryoko-san told me everything!
[14:21] Carla
    Here I go!
[14:22] Carla
    Holy power, infuse this crown
    with the light of resurrection!
[14:28] Carla
    I'm infusing it with my spirit, too!
[14:30] Alvin
    Evil spirit?!
[14:32] Carla
    I'm in no position to
    entertain your bad jokes!
[14:36] Artifact
    I feel sick!
[14:39] Carla
    How do you feel, Artifact-san?
[14:42] Artifact
    It was a good try, but your
    magic power was insufficient!
[14:44] Alvin
    It's hopeless, then?
[14:47] Alvin
    What?!
[14:48] Dorman
    That was quite an amusing show!
[14:54] Brigan
    Give up already, Alvin!
[14:57] Alvin
    They knew we were here!
[14:59] Alvin
    Ryoko-chan, get us out!
[15:00] Ryoko
    Right!
[15:02] Carla
    Ryoko-san!
[15:03] Dorman
    You won't escape!
[15:05] Brigan
    I'm gonna give you a beating
    before I take that crown.
[15:09] Brigan
    Get it, Alvin-san?
[15:10] Brigin
    Then, I'll take the healer.
[15:12] Brigun
    I get the immobilized maid? No fun.
[15:14] Alvin
    Damn it! What do we do?
[15:16] Alvin
    If we could escape now, we could try
    again under the full moon, but...
[15:21] Carla
    Alvin-san...
[15:24] Alvin
    Is it all over?!
[15:26] Carla
    Not yet!
[15:27] Alvin
    Carla!
[15:28] Carla
    For the sake of the mayor
    who groveled before me,
[15:30] Carla
    I will not give up the artifact!
[15:32] Carla
    I'll fight with you!
[15:33] Ryoko
    It's too much!
[15:35] Ryoko
    You'll both be killed!
[15:37] Ryoko
    Someone...
[15:38] Ryoko
    Someone help us!
[15:41] Brigan
    What?
[15:43] Kinoko
    Hey, we made it!
[15:45] Anna
    Is everyone safe?
[15:46] Ryoko
    Altargaia-san!
[15:47] Carla
    Anna-san?
[15:48] Alvin
    And the golem!
[15:49] Alvin
    You guys all came!
[15:51] Bear
    The forest folk are here, too, gao!
[15:53] Cow
    We shall fight by your side, moo!
[15:55] Cyclops
    We don't stand for villains here!
[15:57] Golem
    We crush them!
[15:58] Cyclops Lady
    Especially those who would bully Carla-chan!
[16:01] Carla
    You all...
[16:02] Alvin
    What nice folks!
[16:03] Brigan
    We still outnumber them!
[16:05] Brigan
    Go!
[16:06] Bear
    Kuma!
[16:07] Cow
    Moo!
[16:08] Thief
    C-Come bat me, bwiends!
[16:13] Beast
    We knew what you were going for.
    Chin up!
[16:16] Thief
    Really? I don't need to try it again?
[16:19] Witch
    Feel the wrath of my medicine!
[16:22] Orc
    Oink! And now I'll finish you!
[16:24] Orc
    Hecaton Cyclone!
[16:26] Orc
    Oink!
[16:27] Witch
    What's the matter?
[16:28] Orc
    I twisted my ankle...
[16:30] Witch
    Here's a poultice.
[16:32] Golem
    I won't let you inside!
[16:35] Kinoko
    There's still fighting outside!
[16:36] Anna
    It's not safe, so please
    wait here until it's over!
[16:39] Celia
    Grandpa!
[16:40] Mayor
    Celia!
[16:41] Celia
    You're safe!
[16:42] Celia
    Celia did good!
[16:44] Dwarf2
    You did a fine job, Celia!
[16:46] Mayor
    Well done, Celia!
[16:46] Kinoko
    Celia?
[16:47] Anna
    I guess she still speaks in baby talk.
[16:48] Celia
    More praise!
[16:49] Medusa
    Shu-wah!
[16:51] Medusa
    These stupid puppets don't know
    to look away. Makes it easy!
[16:55] Dryad
    Your magic won't work on me!
[16:58] Dryad
    Now here's your punishment for defying me!
[17:01] Medusa
    Me next! Me!
[17:03] Dryad
    Why don't you stick to your "Shu-wah"?
[17:05] Medusa
    Aw, I wanna do it, too!
[17:08] Brigin
    Brigun! I need a heal!
[17:10] Brigun
    Brother Brigin! I'm on my way!
[17:14] Cow
    You shall not pass!
[17:16] Cow
    Give him lots of punishment.
[17:19] Both
    Call us queen!
[17:21] Brigan
    The rest of you are up against me!
[17:24] Maria
    Wait a moment!
[17:26] Maria
    I won't let you harm them!
[17:28] Ellie
    Get them, Big Sis!
[17:30] Zobita
    We'll protect Maria-san!
[17:31] Zombies
    Yeah!
[17:32] Maria
    Do my bidding, Undead Wolf!
[17:35] Ellie
    I'm in this, too!
[17:41] Alvin
    Maria-san, thank you!
[17:43] Carla
    Creepy but friendly is a strange combination!
[17:46] Maria
    I-Is it?
[17:48] Maria
    Ellie, put yourself away.
[17:50] Ellie
    Okay!
[17:51] Ghost A
    Run!
[17:52] Ghost B
    Run, run!
[17:53] Ghost C
    Catch me if you can!
[17:55] Gobkichi
    Serves you right!
[17:56] Gobkichi
    Let's bury them all!
[17:58] Ghosts&Goblins
    Bury them!
[17:59] Mimic
    Go on, open me!
[18:01] Mimic
    I'll scare the pants off
    you and get my promotion!
[18:04] Mimic
    Someone open me already!
[18:07] Anna
    This is taking longer than I expected...
[18:09] Carla
    Yes.
[18:10] Cyclops Lady
    Carla-chan, above you!
[18:13] Cyclops Lady
    Nice going, dear!
[18:14] Ellie
    Awesome!
[18:15] Carla
    You saved me. Thank you.
[18:17] Cyclops
    Sure...
[18:18] Cyclops
    Still, these things just keep coming!
    It never ends!
[18:22] Cyclops Lady
    Indeed. If we can't cut them off
    at the source, we're doomed.
[18:25] Cyclops Lady
    Oh?
[18:26] Anna
    Where's Alvin?
[18:27] Cyclops Lady
    Look there, everyone!
[18:30] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[18:33] Bear
    He ran off on his own, bear?
[18:35] Maria
    It appears so...
[18:37] Anna
    Alvin's the only one with the item
    that can oppose Dorman, after all!
[18:41] Carla
    But my magic power was too weak.
[18:43] Carla
    I wasn't able to restore the artifact.
[18:45] Anna
    Oh, no!
[18:46] Maria
    Then, at this rate...
[18:48] Cyclops Lady
    Eventually, we'll all tire ourselves out...
[18:50] Cyclops
    ...and we'll be dead.
[18:52] Bear
    So, you just need a magic boost, bear?
[18:55] Dorman
    Took you long enough, adventurer!
[18:58] Alvin
    What—
[18:58] Alvin
    Crap!
[19:00] Alvin
    I failed!
[19:01] Dorman
    Thought you could catch me by surprise?
[19:02] Dorman
    Without the power of that crown,
    you can't even put up a fight against me!
[19:07] Alvin
    Oh, shut up!
[19:08] Dorman
    Whine all you like, dog.
[19:10] Dorman
    Once that crown's gone, I'll be invincible!
[19:12] Dorman
    The world will be mine!
[19:14] Dorman
    I'll erase it along with your head!
[19:18] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[19:20] Alvin
    Carla!
[19:20] Carla
    He's caught!
[19:22] Carla
    Holy power, infuse this crown
    with the light of resurrection!
[19:23] Bear
    That mace I gave you has the
    power to amplify magic, bear!
[19:30] Artifact
    Power overwhelming!
[19:33] Artifact
    Alvin, remove your helmet
    and put me on your head!
[19:36] Alvin
    Sure thing!
[19:36] Dorman
    Curse you!
[19:44] Alvin
    I will defeat you myself!
[19:46] Dorman
    Then I'll have to remove
    your head and steal it!
[19:53] Alvin
    My body feels light!
[19:54] Artifact
    That's because I'm supporting you!
[19:55] Cyclops
    Incredible!
[19:57] Carla
    He's like a different person!
[19:58] Carla
    Appearance-wise, too!
[19:59] Cyclops
    Are they even?
[20:00] Cyclops
    No, he's being beaten...
[20:02] Carla
    I'll support him!
[20:05] Carla
    Alvin-san!
[20:06] Carla
    It's my enhancement spell!
[20:08] Carla
    Take it!
[20:09] Alvin
    That one?!
[20:10] Dorman
    I'll be taking that!
[20:15] Dorman
    What... What exactly did that enhance?!
[20:17] Alvin
    Your flavor and mouthfeel!
[20:24] Alvin
    Great job, Carla!
[20:25] Carla
    I resent this slightly, but I'm glad!
[20:28] Alvin
    Wrong way!
[20:33] Alvin
    Thanks, everyone!
[20:38] Carla
    Triplets?
[20:39] Alvin
    Dorman was pretty old, huh?
[20:42] Receptionist
    That was quite an accomplishment!
[20:44] Receptionist
    I'm sure you'll get proper stars
    at your next ranking test!
[20:46] Alvin
    I barely beat an old man...
[20:49] Carla
    And with the artifact's support, at that!
[20:52] Carla
    Oh, I forgot!
[20:56] Carla
    I'm taking this back—
[20:58] Carla
    Tieshankao!
[21:00] Receptionist
    Good to see her as energetic as ever.
[21:05] Alvin
    You really like that medal, huh?
[21:07] Carla
    N-Never mind that.
    Let's return to the village!
[21:11] Carla
    We need to return the artifact to the mayor.
[21:15] Mayor
    I truly don't know how to thank you!
[21:18] Alvin
    We're the ones who should thank you.
[21:20] Alvin
    Because of you, my curse is gone!
[21:22] Artifact
    Yes...
[21:24] Artifact
    R-Regarding that...
[21:26] Artifact
    The curse could reactivate once I'm gone!
[21:30] Artifact
    Best to be safe!
[21:32] Alvin
    No way!
[21:33] Celia
    Kinoko-chan, Ghost-san, everyone! Goodbye!
[21:37] Anna
    Take care!
[21:39] Kinoko
    We'll come back to play soon!
[21:42] Alvin
    Stuck with Carla for now, huh?
[21:44] Alvin
    But after being on my own for so long,
[21:47] Alvin
    I'm suddenly part of a party...
[21:49] Alvin
    They're definitely an idiosyncratic bunch...
[21:52] Alvin
    But without them, I wouldn't
    have been able to fight Dorman!
[21:57] Alvin
    Do I owe it all to Carla?
[21:59] Carla
    Is there a reason you're staring at me now?
[22:03] Alvin
    N-No...
[22:04] Carla
    Don't tell me...
[22:05] Carla
    After watching my brilliance in combat,
    you've fallen in love with me?!
[22:09] Alvin
    Huh?
[22:10] Carla
    It was quite a showcase for
    my ample charms, after all!
[22:13] Alvin
    What are you talking about?
[22:14] Carla
    I certainly appreciate the sentiment...
[22:16] Alvin
    Listen to me!
[22:17] Carla
    But I feel that you are...
[22:19] Carla
    so pathetic!
[22:21] Carla
    Pathetic!
[22:22] Alvin
    Shut up!
[22:25] Alvin
    This healer's a pain in my ass!