E4 - The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Alvin     Behold, the vast world in which we live! [00:04] Alvin     It is rampant with monsters     that threaten human life. [00:10] Alvin     This threat is opposed by     countless adventurers! Heroes! [00:17] Alvin     Every day, they face these     dangerous battles... [00:21] Alvin     To protect the people! To protect the world! [00:27] Alvin     And I, Alvin, am one of them! [00:32] Alvin     Now in a party with Carla, the healer, [00:35] Alvin     my journey continues! SIGN    Don't Hurt Me, SIGN    Don't Hurt Me, SIGN    My Healer! SIGN    The first dungeon Alvin tackles with Carla is designed for... [02:14] Carla     Alvin-san. Where are we going today? [02:17] Alvin     A dungeon. [02:18] Carla     Be serious! [02:20] Alvin     I am serious! [02:21] Alvin     What, you think I can't handle it? [02:24] Carla     I wasn't thinking that myself,     but it might be the general consensus. [02:27] Alvin     Don't you worry! [02:28] Alvin     I hear the place we're headed     for is designed for beginners! [02:32] Carla     In other words, it was built just for you. [02:34] Alvin     What, you think I'm the dungeon's owner? [02:36] Carla     Aha, I see. [02:38] Carla     You live there? [02:40] Alvin     I told you, it's a dungeon! [02:42] Kinoko     Hey! [02:46] Kinoko     I found a building just ahead! [02:50] Alvin     That must be the place! [02:52] Alvin     At last, my first dungeon! [02:55] Carla     It does set the heart racing. [02:57] Alvin     Okay, let's go! SIGN    Welcome SUPER Beginners Only     Dungeon SIGN    Safety Guaranteed [03:11] Carla     This is a unique house you live in. [03:14] Carla     Did you have it designed? [03:16] Alvin     It's not my house! [03:18] Alvin     If it was, I would curse     the designer for eternity! [03:21] Carla     What should we do? [03:23] Alvin     It's not exactly what I     was expecting, but... [03:25] Alvin     I guess we should go in— [03:27] Eyeball     Halt! [03:30] Alvin     A monster?! [03:33] Eyeball     Lower your sword, warrior. [03:36] Eyeball     I have no desire to fight! [03:38] Alvin     Wh-What?! [03:40] Carla     Maybe you don't, but we do! [03:43] Carla     Let's do this! [03:44] Alvin     What kind of bloodthirsty     holy woman are you?! [03:47] Eyeball     Do you mean to enter this dungeon? [03:49] Alvin     What if we do? [03:51] Alvin     Are you going to try to stop us? [03:52] Eyeball     As I said before, I have no desire to fight. [03:55] Carla     See? He said he wants to fight! [03:55] Eyeball     But this is a dungeon for extreme beginners. [03:58] Alvin     No, you're the one who's     been trying to fight! [03:58] Eyeball     I must determine if you are worthy to— [04:00] Eyeball     Hey! Are you listening?! [04:03] Carla     Listening to what? [04:04] Eyeball     I knew it. You weren't listening... [04:07] Eyeball     And I was trying so hard to     sound cool and impressive! [04:11] Kinoko     You were saying that only beginners     can enter this dungeon, right? [04:16] Eyeball     Thank goodness, one of them has sense... [04:19] Carla     No need to worry there. [04:20] Carla     Alvin-san has an annual     pass to beginnership. [04:23] Alvin     Do not! [04:23] Eyeball     Very well. [04:25] Eyeball     I will investigate, and confirm your words. [04:27] Eyeball     Let us begin! [04:38] Eyeball     This is... [04:44] Eyeball     Wha?! A h-h-hundred?! [04:47] Eyeball     Beginner level 100?! [04:49] Eyeball     That's nuts, man! [04:51] Alvin     I had a feeling this would happen! [04:54] Carla     Patheticness level 100? [04:56] Carla     I can see it. [04:58] Alvin     I don't think he said that! [05:00] Kinoko     W-Well, they say it's not good to     stray too far from your roots... SIGN    Pfft [05:07] Alvin     You're just making it worse. [05:09] Eyeball     Enter away! [05:13] Alvin     There's a song playing! [05:15] Carla     At last, our first dungeon! [05:17] Carla     Time to beat it! [05:19] Alvin     Yeah. [05:20] Eyeball     Take care! [05:22] Carla     We will, thanks! [05:24] Alvin     I'm exhausted. [05:27] Alvin     We're just a few steps in,     and I'm already exhausted. [05:29] Alvin     Regardless, this is still a dungeon! [05:32] Alvin     I need to remain on my guard! [05:35] Alvin     You never know what kind     of traps might await! [05:38] Alvin     Listen up, party! [05:40] Alvin     This may be for beginners,     but it's still a dungeon! [05:43] Alvin     You have to keep a close eye     on everything around— [05:46] Carla     Behold! [05:47] Carla     Alvin-san's patented     patheticness-level-100 specialty! [06:01] Carla     Alvin-san? Are you all right? [06:07] Carla     There's a cushion at the bottom, [06:09] Carla     and a ladder on the wall. [06:11] Carla     Just what you'd expect from     a beginners' dungeon trap. [06:16] Kinoko     You should really climb up already. [06:19] Kinoko     I don't think you're actually hurt. [06:36] Kinoko     He seems pretty down. [06:37] Carla     Good grief. We'll have to reassure him. [06:42] Carla     Alvin-san. [06:45] Carla     That was a magnificent hole-in-one! [06:48] Carla     Practically professional! [06:49] Carla     A perfect example of what not to do! [06:50] Alvin     That's not the way you reassure someone! [06:53] Alvin     And it's not like I sprung     the trap on purpose! [06:55] Carla     Yes, yes. I know. [06:57] Carla     In fact, I prepared a magic item to     deal with traps just like these. [07:01] Carla     Here. Take it. [07:02] Alvin     What, really? [07:04] Alvin     What the heck... [07:05] Alvin     If you had one of those,     why didn't you say— [07:07] Alvin     Wait. [07:10] Alvin     What's this thing? [07:11] Alvin     An ordinary cloth? [07:13] Carla     Good grief. You amateurs     don't know anything. [07:16] Carla     Listen to me. [07:17] Carla     The next time you trigger a trap... [07:20] Alvin     The next time I trigger a trap...? [07:22] Carla     It'll probably be very embarrassing, [07:24] Carla     so you can use that to wipe away your tears! [07:26] Alvin     So it's just a handkerchief! [07:28] Alvin     And I'm not crying! [07:30] Carla     What a rude thing to say! [07:31] Carla     It's actually a very useful cleaning aid! [07:33] Alvin     So it's just a rag! [07:35] Alvin     I just have to not spring     any more traps, right? [07:37] Alvin     Come on! [07:39] Alvin     Stay alert, keep a close     eye on your surroundings. [07:42] Alvin     Detect dangers early, and avoid them. [07:45] Alvin     Stay alert, keep a close eye     on your surroundings... [07:48] Alvin     Does it seem like it's     getting darker to you? [07:51] Carla     It is getting dark. [07:52] Carla     Be sure to watch your step. [07:54] Alvin     I will. [07:55] Carla     Alvin-san. [07:57] Carla     Do you think that lever     might turn on the lights? [08:02] Alvin     That lever? [08:04] Alvin     Hey, you might be right! [08:06] Alvin     It's hard to see traps when     it's this dark, after all! [08:09] Alvin     Just what I'd expect from     a beginners' dungeon! [08:26] Alvin     I'm not crying! [08:27] Carla     Come on! Be vulnerable! [08:29] Alvin     Get that rag away for me, you little... [08:33] Kinoko     C'mon. Stop playing around,     and let's get going! [08:37] Both     We're not playing around! [08:39] Alvin     Stay alert, keep a close     eye on your surroundings. [08:43] Kinoko     By the way, Alvin... [08:43] Alvin     Detect dangers early, and avoid them. [08:45] Kinoko     That was a pretty sad trap     you triggered back there... [08:48] Kinoko     You think you're not cut out     for this adventurer thing? SIGN    Not cut out [08:53] Carla     You've got it all wrong. [08:55] Kinoko     I do? [08:56] Carla     Alvin-san is triggering     the traps intentionally [09:00] Carla     so that we don't accidentally     spring them ourselves! [09:03] Kinoko     What? Really?! [09:05] Carla     Of course. [09:07] Carla     He'd never fall for such     a silly trap, normally. [09:11] Carla     Right, Alvin-san? [09:14] Alvin     Was it that obvious? [09:16] Carla     I knew it! [09:18] Alvin     Well... the duty of a warrior is     to shield his comrades from harm. [09:22] Carla     You're a true paragon, Alvin-san! [09:24] Alvin     H-Hey, cut it out... [09:28] Carla     But you could have just warned us. [09:31] Carla     Why put yourself through that on purpose? [09:34] Alvin     Don't build me up just to tear me back down! [09:36] Carla     Is triggering traps your thing     these days or something? [09:40] Alvin     Don't make it sound like a hobby! [09:43] Kinoko     Hey, Alvin, look down! [09:45] Alvin     What? [09:50] Alvin     Damn! We're locked in! [09:55] Kinoko     The walls! [09:56] Alvin     Not good! [09:58] Alvin     They're going to crush us! [10:03] Alvin     What do we do?! [10:12] Kinoko     Looks like we can just hold them back. [10:17] Carla     Alvin-san. Alvin-san! [10:21] Alvin     How'd you get out there?     Did you use a spell? [10:25] Carla     No, there's a door in the bars. [10:28] Carla     See? [10:30] Carla     When you panic, it's easy to     miss the forest for the trees. [10:39] Alvin     Stay alert, keep a close eye     on your surroundings... [10:42] Carla     Isn't this nice, Alvin-san? [10:46] Carla     I'll bet the traps are so happy     that you're springing them all! [10:52] Alvin     Don't anthropomorphize the traps! [10:54] Carla     Traps exist to be sprung! [10:57] Carla     From their point of view,     you're the ideal adventurer! [11:01] Alvin     I don't want to be the traps' ideal! [11:04] Kinoko     Hey, look over there! [11:07] Alvin     Is that... [11:17] Carla     It's a door, right? [11:19] Alvin     I don't see any other way to go... [11:21] Alvin     Was this whole thing one straight line? SIGN    Please Ring     ↑ Bell [11:27] Carla     There's something like a button here. [11:31] Alvin     I'll bet it's another trap. [11:33] Alvin     It's pretty clearly dicey... [11:36] Carla     The law of odds does suggest it's trap. [11:38] Alvin     Right? [11:39] Alvin     What do we do? [11:45] Carla     Go right ahead, professional Alvin! [11:47] Alvin     I'm not a professional! [11:48] Carla     Do your usual thing! [11:50] Alvin     This is not my usual thing! [11:54] Alvin     But if you insist, I'll press it! SIGN    S     o          e     x     c     i     t     e     d SIGN    S     o          e     x     c     i     t     e     d SIGN    S     o          e     x     c     i     t     e     d SIGN    S     o          e     x     c     i     t     e     d SIGN    S     o          e     x     c     i     t     e     d [12:03] Sign     Please Ring     ↑ Bell [12:03] Alvin     Stay alert, keep a close     eye on your surroundings. [12:07] Alvin     Detect dangers early, and avoid them. [12:10] Alvin     All right. I'll press it! [12:12] Carla     Right... [12:12] Kinoko     It's a total trap, man. [12:15] Kinoko     It's not safe! [12:16] Carla     But there's no other way to proceed. [12:18] Kinoko     I know, but... [12:20] Alvin     I'm pushing it. I'm pushing it. [12:23] Alvin     I'm pushing it! I really am! [12:26] Alvin     Don't panic if something goes wrong! [12:28] Alvin     But where's the trap going to come from? [12:30] Alvin     From above? From below? [12:31] Alvin     From the right? From the left? [12:33] Alvin     Even from behind?! [12:34] Alvin     Come on, you guys! [12:36] Alvin     But... we don't know that pressing this     button will necessarily open the door. [12:40] Alvin     I'm just so worried that it's a trap. [12:42] Alvin     Perhaps I should proceed cautiously... [12:45] Alvin     I know! Pressing the button with my     sword should make it a bit safer! [12:49] Alvin     This should keep me out     of range of the trap! [12:51] Alvin     Okay! Here I go! [12:53] Alvin     Hey! [13:02] Carla     It's open. [13:03] Alvin     You just broke it down! [13:05] Alvin     And don't give me that ugly little wink! [13:07] Carla     Well, it turned out same way. [13:09] Alvin     If you ignore the property damage, sure! [13:11] Cow     Hey! What was that sound? [13:15] Cow     It sounded like someone breaking     through a door with a tieshankao! [13:20] Cow     What's going on here? SIGN    Domestic [13:22] Cow     The door really is broken! [13:25] Alvin     Something's here! [13:26] Carla     I-Intruder! [13:28] Alvin     I think we're the intruders here... [13:31] Cow     Are you guys... adventurers? [13:33] Alvin     Well... yeah. [13:35] Cow     I knew it! [13:36] Cow     Well, don't just stand around all day! [13:39] Cow     Come on in! [13:41] Alvin     Hey... he's acting like the welcome wagon. [13:44] Alvin     Could this be a trap, too? [13:45] Carla     Let's just play along for now. [13:47] Carla     Even if it's a trap, it's designed for     beginners, so anyone who fell for it would... [13:52] Carla     Whoops. [13:53] Alvin     Hey. [13:54] Cow     Come on in! Don't be shy! [13:57] Alvin     Out with it already! [13:59] Carla     I'd rather not. [14:00] Cow     Come on! Right this way! [14:09] Cow     Go on! Have yourselves a seat! [14:12] Alvin     R-Right... [14:19] Cow     It's not much, but... [14:20] Alvin     O-Of course. Thank you. [14:23] Alvin     Could it be... poison?! [14:26] Alvin     She already drank it! [14:28] Carla     It's cold! And super gross! [14:30] Alvin     Don't just say that! [14:32] Cow     I-I'm sorry! [14:34] Cow     I'll brew up a new batch right away! SIGN    Cow SIGN    Hospitality [14:36] Sign     Fashion [14:36] Sign     Weight [14:37] Alvin     He's way too hospitable! [14:40] Alvin     Anyway, who exactly are you? [14:43] Cow     Snort! [14:45] Cow     I am this dungeon's master! [14:48] Cow     You've strayed too far into     my lair, foolish adventurer! [14:53] Alvin     I think it's a bit late for that. [14:56] Alvin     And you should probably     find a better outfit. SIGN    Domestic [14:59] Cow     Well, even if you are a beginner, [15:01] Cow     nobody would ever spring those     ridiculously basic traps... [15:08] Cow     Hang on a minute. [15:09] Cow     Did you spring the traps? [15:12] Alvin     Ack. [15:15] Cow     That's hilarious! [15:17] Cow     I can't believe an adventurer fell     for those lame, little traps! [15:21] Cow     Even for a beginner, that's just... [15:25] Carla     What's so funny about that? [15:27] Carla     We lost people to those traps! [15:30] Alvin     Could you please not make     it sound like I died? [15:32] Cow     I-It can't be... [15:35] Cow     My perfect safety record... shattered! [15:40] Alvin     Hey! I'm alive! [15:42] Cow     What have I done?! [15:46] Carla     At least you recognize the     wrongness of your actions. [15:50] Cow     I didn't mean to kill anybody! [15:52] Cow     Moo! [15:54] Alvin     You're a monster! At least,     have the guts to kill someone! [15:58] Carla     Everyone makes mistakes. [16:01] Carla     What's important is finding a way to atone. [16:04] Carla     You can find that way now. [16:06] Alvin     Are you shaking him down, holy woman? [16:08] Cow     I understand. [16:10] Cow     Wait just a moment. [16:12] Cow     Although I'm afraid... this is all I have. [16:17] Cow     Business has been so bad... [16:18] Carla     Well, better than nothing. [16:23] Carla     A coin pendant? [16:25] Alvin     A magic item?! [16:27] Cow     No, it's a souvenir we give out to visitors. [16:32] Carla     It looks just like an     ordinary pendant to me. [16:35] Carla     But what if... [16:36] Alvin     What is it? [16:37] Carla     It's garbage! Completely undesirable! [16:39] Alvin     At least try to be nice! [16:47] Kinoko     Well, does everyone have their drink? SIGN    M     V     P [16:52] Kinoko     Then, a toast to the Carla Party's     conquest of the dungeon! [16:58] Kinoko     Cheers! [17:01] Kinoko     Great work today, everyone! [17:05] Alvin     Hang on a minute! [17:07] Alvin     This can't be right! [17:08] Alvin     Why are we having a friendly     drink with monsters? [17:11] Alvin     And why didn't I get a drink of my own?! [17:14] Alvin     And this seems like a good time to ask... [17:17] Alvin     Exactly how long are you     going to tag along with us? [17:20] Alvin     And if you're the dungeon's master,     shouldn't you, at least, try to be scary? [17:24] Cow     I'll serve the salad. [17:25] Alvin     This is no time to be serving salad! [17:27] Carla     Let's let our hair down. [17:30] Carla     Alvin-san, would you     please rub my shoulders? [17:32] Alvin     You're a tyrant! [17:33] Carla     Alvin-san. [17:35] Alvin     What now?! [17:36] Carla     You've gotten too excited. [17:37] Carla     It's not knights. [17:39] Alvin     I'm angry! [17:40] Alvin     And you're the one who's too excited! [17:42] Alvin     What's with that outfit?     Is it your birthday? [17:46] Carla     I think you're the one with the     strange outfit, Alvin-san. [17:49] Carla     Did you think this was a     warrior costume party? [17:51] Alvin     It's my usual outfit! [17:54] Carla     But I understand why you're so excited. [17:58] Carla     This is my first dungeon     clear as an adventurer, too. [18:02] Alvin     It's your first, too? [18:04] Carla     Yes. [18:07] Carla     It's not cold! [18:09] Alvin     I see now. [18:11] Alvin     Given her personality and all, [18:12] Alvin     she probably gets kicked out     of any party she joins. [18:15] Alvin     Maybe that's why she's indulging     in that silly outfit. [18:18] Alvin     I've been turned down from various parties     for not being good enough, myself. [18:23] (Flashback) Alvin     Excuse me! Do you think I could join— [18:25] (Flashback) Adventurer 1     Sorry. I need a little higher level... [18:28] (Flashback) Adventurer 2     Look at that! A veteran rookie! [18:32] Kinoko     Sounds like... [18:33] Kinoko     You two beating your first dungeon     is an event worth celebrating. [18:38] Kinoko     A red-letter day! [18:39] Alvin     Well, I'm not sure I'd say     we beat it, exactly... [18:43] Carla     A red-letter day... [18:45] Carla     A red-letter day for our party. [18:50] Alvin     What is this? Are you happy? [18:53] Carla     No, I feel perfectly normal! [18:56] Alvin     Did I nail it? Are you blushing?! [19:02] Carla     You got a problem? I'll send you to hell! [19:04] Alvin     She's dangerous, even when she's blushing. [19:07] Alvin     Well, since we both did something     worth celebrating... [19:10] Alvin     Here. [19:12] Carla     What is it? [19:13] Alvin     You don't know what it means? [19:14] Alvin     It's a high five. [19:16] Alvin     When a party accomplishes     something together, [19:18] Alvin     it's just what they do. [19:20] Carla     When a party accomplishes something... [19:23] Carla     Yeah, big doubts! [19:26] Carla     Your assertion that you     know things parties do [19:29] Carla     contradicts your earlier statement     that you've never been in a party. [19:32] Carla     It's fishy! [19:32] Alvin     It's not fishy! [19:34] Carla     I think your true objective is... [19:36] Carla     to use a high five as an excuse to touch me! [19:40] Alvin     Yeah, yeah. [19:42] Alvin     I'm okay with not doing     it if you don't want to. [19:47] Carla     Well, we are a party, after all. [19:51] Carla     I suppose I can allow you one little touch. [19:54] Alvin     This girl is a serious pain in my ass. [19:57] Alvin     Okay, fine. [19:59] Alvin     Here. [20:00] Carla     I-If you insist... [20:03] Carla     Then, to our first dungeon clear... [20:06] Alvin     Good grief. Sheesh. [20:08] Alvin     She's over the moon! [20:11] Carla     Well done! [20:18] Cow     Thank you for clearing our dungeon! [20:22] Eyeball     Thanks for coming! [20:24] Kinoko     The food was so good! [20:26] Kinoko     We loved it! [20:27] Kinoko     It's been a blast! [20:29] Both     Have a good day! [20:33] Eyeball     What an entertaining party. [20:35] Cow     I'd better get on fixing that door. [20:38] Alvin     How long are you gonna wear that getup? [20:42] Carla     Cow-san gave it to me for the occasion. [20:44] Carla     It would be rude to remove     it while he's watching. [20:47] Alvin     You care about rudeness? [20:49] Carla     Yes. [20:51] Kinoko     By the way, Alvin... [20:53] Alvin     What is it? [20:54] Kinoko     He told me that button in     the dungeon wasn't a trap. [20:57] Kinoko     It was just a doorbell. [20:59] Alvin     Was it? [21:01] Alvin     Makes sense, for a beginner's dungeon... [21:04] Alvin     Well, it's getting late. [21:06] Alvin     I'd like to reach an inn     before it gets dark. [21:09] Alvin     Right, Carla? [21:10] Carla     Wh-Wh-What are you talking about? [21:13] Alvin     I was saying, we could get to an inn... [21:14] Carla     Yes, of course, an inn! [21:15] Carla     Yes, let us proceed! [21:17] Alvin     Excuse me. Carla-san? [21:19] Alvin     You're acting weird. [21:20] Carla     W-Weird? [21:21] Carla     I don't like being called     strange by funny-types. [21:24] Alvin     Do you mean funny as in amusing? [21:26] Alvin     Or deviant? [21:28] Carla     Deviant. [21:29] Alvin     What?! [21:32] Carla     Eh? Kinoko-san is gone. [21:35] Alvin     Really? [21:36] Alvin     Well, he'll catch up soon enough. [21:37] Carla     I'm sure he will. [21:40] Carla     And that spares us paying for his room. [21:42] Alvin     You're one stone-hearted holy woman. [21:44] Carla     I'm just worried about     your wallet, Alvin-san. [21:47] Alvin     Why do you assume I'm poor?! SIGN    Where am I? SIGN    Next Time [23:25] Carla     Next episode's title is... [23:27] Carla     "The owner of the inn they     visit seems very nice, [23:29] Carla     but Carla accidentally forces him     to reveal a surprising true form [23:33] Carla     and then an old lady     they happen to meet [23:35] Carla     on the road also reveals     an unexpected side [23:36] Carla     and this confirms once again that..." SIGN    See you then! SIGN    "The owner of the inn they visit seems very nice,     but Carla accidentally forces him to reveal a surprising true     form and then an old lady they happen to meet on the road     also reveals an unexpected side and this confirms     once again that there are monsters in this world that     disguise themselves as humans but by the way the     name of the inn is "Stay! Burin" and some of you might not     know where that name comes from but it's from a pretty     famous show so if you know it you're definitely wallowing     in nostalgia right now and that's the deal with episode 5." [23:38] Carla     Is it possible for anyone to say all this?