1 - Love & Eros For All / The Nightmare Before Carnaval

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[00:02] Horse
    Let's go!
[00:03] CM
    This is Denki-gai, the city of dreams!
[00:07] CM
    If you want to buy comics, visit Umanohone!
SIGN    Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store
[00:10] CM
    We've got games,
[00:11] CM
    anime,
[00:12] CM
    and doujinshi...
[00:13] CM
    All of your favorites packed inside!
SIGN    Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store A three-minute walk from Denki-gai Station! Super close!!!!
[00:17] CM
    Comic Umanohone in Denki-gai,
    open year-round!
[00:21] ---
    We're waiting for you!
[00:27] Hiotan
    Welco—
SIGN    Hiotan
[00:34] Fugirl
    W-Welcome.
SIGN    Fu Girl
SIGN    Sensei
[00:39] Sensei
    Wel-Welcome!
[00:41] Kameko
    Welcome!
[00:43] Kameko
    This item comes with a bonus
    gift exclusive to this store!
SIGN    Kameko
SIGN    Sommelier Umio
[00:46] Umio
    Welcome.
SIGN    Director
[00:54] Director
    Let's do this.
SIGN    Manager
SIGN    Love & Eros For All
SIGN    Recommended Doujinshi
SIGN    Anman Paradise
    AnPara anime
    season 2 airing now!
[02:49] Umio
    Shrink-wrapping this new
    volume is taking forever.
[02:51] Hiotan
    It takes longer when it includes bonuses.
[02:53] Sensei
    Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
[02:56] Sensei
    Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
[02:58] Sensei
    ...in machine, apply shrink-wrap...
[03:02] Sensei
    Shrink-wrap... Shrink... Sh—
[03:09] Umio
    Sensei-san!
[03:09] Hiotan
    Sensei-chan!
[03:11] Sensei
    Oh, sorry... I haven't
    slept in several days...
[03:15] Umio
    You haven't slept?
[03:21] Hiotan
    It's jammed...
[03:22] Umio
    I'll take a look.
[03:23] Umio
    Let's see...
[03:25] Umio
    Oh, the film is jammed.
[03:29] Umio
    I'm not sure I can get it out...
[03:34] Director
    Hiotan.
[03:35] Hiotan
    Yes?
[03:36] Director
    A moment.
[03:37] Hiotan
    Right!
SIGN    Area for Age 18+
SIGN    Milky Time
[04:02] Hiotan
    That kind of behavior in the 18+ area...
[04:06] Hiotan
    I see. That is suspicious.
[04:07] Director
    Right?
[04:08] Hiotan
    You think she...
[04:10] Hiotan
    ...really likes ero books?!
[04:13] Director
    Go talk to her.
[04:14] Hiotan
    Okay!
[04:18] Hiotan
    Excuse me, ma'am...
[04:20] Hiotan
    Are you, um...
[04:23] Hiotan
    an ero book lover?!
[04:28] Director
    I'm very sorry. Is there
    anything we can help you with?
[04:32] Gman
    Pleased to meet you. This is who I am.
[04:35] Hiotan
    Oh, thank you...
SIGN    Tokyo Youth Development Counselor
[04:37] Hiotan
    "Tokyo Youth Development Counselor"?
[04:41] Director
    Also known as an Ero Books G-man.
[04:43] Hiotan
    Huh?! Ero Books G-man? What's that?
[04:46] Director
    She's a government worker who
    visits unannounced to make sure
[04:50] Director
    adult books are properly
    separated from others,
[04:52] Director
    and that they can't be
    read within the store.
[04:54] Hiotan
    If you knew that, you should've told me!
[04:57] Gman
    These two.
[04:58] Gman
    These two magazines have been
    designated by law to be adult-only.
[05:03] Gman
    Please take the appropriate measures.
[05:05] Director
    If that's the case...
[05:07] Director
    A seal to prevent reading in-store!
[05:10] Director
    We just put this here.
[05:12] Director
    Is this all right?
[05:14] Gman
    That will be fine.
[05:15] Director
    Okay, all of you...
[05:17] Director
    Umio, Hiotan, and Sommelier, place seals
    to prevent in-store reading on all these.
[05:21] Umio
    Wow.
[05:22] Hiotan
    That's a lot.
[05:23] Gman
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[05:33] Kameko
    Sommelier-san, it's just
    about time to get ready.
[05:38] Hiotan
    Oh, right. You have a sommelier party today.
[05:41] Umio
    What's a sommelier party?
[05:43] Hiotan
    You haven't seen it yet, Umi-chan?
[05:45] Hiotan
    Let's go together later.
[05:47] Hiotan
    It's in the event space on the sixth floor.
[05:49] Umio
    Okay.
[05:50] Umio
    But a lot of the people here at
    Uma have strange nicknames...
[05:55] Umio
    Like Sommelier-san, and Director...
[05:57] Hiotan
    Director? That's...
[06:01] Hiotan
    N-N-N-N-N—
[06:03] Hiotan
    Because he likes to make unusual movies...
[06:06] Umio
    Oh?
[06:07] Hiotan
    Hey, Umi-chan... What does BL stand for?
[06:11] Umio
    BL stands for "boys' love."
[06:16] Director
    Senpai, do you like those
    sorts of magazines?
[06:19] Hiotan
    N-No, that's not...
[06:21] Director
    Wow, I had no idea you liked BL.
[06:23] Hiotan
    I-I don't...
[06:24] Director
    Do you pair up your coworkers
    in your mind and stuff, too?
[06:28] Hiotan
    No, I...
SIGN    KamSom
[06:29] Director
    Like "KamSom"?
SIGN    KamSom
[06:31] Director
    Or would it be "SomKam"?
SIGN    SomKam
[06:32] Hiotan
    Director?!
[06:34] Director
    Oh, you noticed?
[06:34] Hiotan
    What are you doing?!
[06:36] Director
    With a boy and a girl alone in a room,
[06:38] Director
    putting seals on erotic books...
[06:41] Director
    There's no way something wouldn't happen.
[06:42] Umio
    What are you talking about?
[06:44] Director
    Thanks to that, I have a rich
    collection of funny Hiotan videos.
[06:47] Hiotan
    Don't collect those!
[06:52] Hiotan
    Hey, Umi-chan...
[06:54] Umio
    Yes?
[06:54] Hiotan
    Do you enjoy books like these?
[06:59] Hiotan
    Operation: Turn Director's
    Bullying Back On My Own Kouhai!
[07:03] Umio
    Yes, I do.
[07:04] Hiotan
    Huh?! Oh, y-you do?
[07:07] Hiotan
    What type do you like?
[07:09] Umio
    Well...
SIGN    Pleasure Paradise
[07:11] Umio
    I like this sort of thing, I guess.
[07:13] Hiotan
    Oh! I see!
[07:24] Umio
    Wh-Why did you ask me that?
[07:28] Hiotan
    Um...
[07:29] Hiotan
    J-Just for reference...
[07:32] Both
    Reference for what?!
[07:35] Umio
    S-Senpai, do you...
[07:37] Umio
    dislike erotic books?
[07:39] Hiotan
    Huh? No, not really.
[07:42] Umio
    Oh? So you like them?
[07:45] Hiotan
    Y-Yeah! So you and I are
    both ero book lovers!
[07:52] Both
    What's an ero book lover?!
[07:57] Director
    Hey, did something happen? C'mon, tell me!
[07:59] Umio
    No, nothing!
[08:02] Director
    That tastes like a lie.
SIGN    Comic
    Umanohone
[08:08] Kameko
    The Great Sommelier Party will now begin!
SIGN    Great Sommelier Party
[08:16] Umio
    Th-This is...
[08:18] Hiotan
    Yeah. This is the Great Sommelier
    Party, where Sommelier-san finds the
[08:22] ---
    manga best suited to everyone.
[08:23] Umio
    They're so enthusiastic...
[08:25] Hiotan
    Sommelier-san is really
    knowledgeable about manga.
[08:25] Kameko
    Line up in order, please!
[08:27] Hiotan
    That's why he's called "Sommelier."
[08:31] Girl
    Thanks for seeing me.
[08:38] Kameko
    Right, right. Got it!
[08:43] Kameko
    Here it is!
SIGN    Inazuma! Shorts Soccer
SIGN    This is the definitive shorts manga!
[08:45] Girl
    Shorts?
[08:47] Girl
    But I'm not into short pants or anyth—
[08:52] Girl
    I had no idea such a quality existed in me!
SIGN    JS!
    Battle on the South Seas
SIGN    My 70-Year-Old Sister
SIGN    I'm a Panda and You're a Deer
[09:03] Girl
    Thank you so much!
[09:04] Guy
    I have hope again!
[09:05] Guy
    I've seen a new world!
[09:07] Guy
    I'm glad I've lived this long!
[09:09] Umio
    A-Amazing... A manga sommelier...
[09:12] Umio
    He's the god of a new world!
[09:15] Umio
    That's...
[09:17] Umio
    The Ero Books G-man!
[09:20] Umio
    Is this an unannounced inspection
    in her street clothes?!
[09:27] Gman
    Please do it.
[09:36] Kameko
    What'll it be?
[09:37] Umio
    Please give her a harmless recommendation!
[09:41] Kameko
    Here you go!
SIGN    Garden of Otomen
[09:48] Umio
    And he's out!
[09:56] Umio
    There's no way he'll get
    off with just a scoldi—
[09:59] Umio
    She's smiling?!
[10:01] Gman
    Thank you!
[10:02] Umio
    And she thanked him?!
[10:04] Umio
    I see... She came here on her own time.
[10:07] Umio
    So she's not vilifying ero
    books because she hates them...
[10:12] Hiotan
    The government worker from before!
[10:15] Hiotan
    So you really are an ero book lover!
[10:19] Umio
    Wh-What are you—
[10:21] Hiotan
    I said something weird again...
[10:23] Hiotan
    I-It's okay! I'm...
[10:25] Hiotan
    an ero book lover, too!
[10:29] Gman
    Yes.
[10:31] Gman
    I am an ero book lover.
[10:34] Umio
    What is she confessing?!
[10:35] Gman
    But please understand this.
[10:38] Gman
    There is no human who doesn't need eros.
[10:40] Gman
    I,
[10:42] Gman
    and all of you, and all of mankind...
[10:46] Gman
    We are all ero book lovers!
[11:08] Guy
    That's right!
[11:08] Guy
    You got it!
[11:09] Girl
    Everyone loves ero books!
SIGN    Love & Eros For All
[11:25] Umio
    Good morning.
[11:27] Director
    You're late.
SIGN    The Nightmare Before Carnaval
[11:28] Umio
    No, I'm not.
[11:30] Umio
    I got here just in time. See?
[11:32] Director
    Okay, you're safe.
[11:35] Umio
    Sensei-san, did you not sleep well?
[11:37] Sensei
    Well, sort of...
[11:40] Umio
    Oh, that's the new volume
    from the Soba Curry Circle!
[11:44] Umio
    It was released during
    that event last month.
[11:46] Director
    You know about this, Umio?
[11:48] Umio
    Yes! I like Jonataro, so I look
    up his stuff online all the time.
[11:53] Umio
    He's very good, isn't he?
[11:55] Umio
    I've bought some doujinshi, too.
    They're all interesting.
[11:58] Director
    Yeah?
[11:59] Umio
    And he's so young!
[12:01] Umio
    It's amazing that he can both
    draw and write so well!
[12:03] Director
    I see, I see...
[12:04] Director
    Hear that, Sensei?
[12:07] Director
    Sensei is Jonataro-san.
[12:09] Umio
    What?!
[12:10] Umio
    You are? I thought the author was a guy!
[12:14] Sensei
    Thank you...
[12:15] Umio
    I get it... That's why she's called Sensei!
[12:17] Director
    No, that's not the only reason.
SIGN    Sensei-chan on Her First Day
[12:19] Director
    When she introduced herself
    on her first day here...
[12:22] (Flashback) Sensei
    I'm going to become a pro author and
    surpass Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei!
[12:27] Director
    She's been Sensei ever since.
[12:28] Sensei
    Stop it, Director!
[12:29] Director
    Oh, sorry about that.
[12:31] Sensei
    I swear...
[12:33] Umio
    Are you okay?
[12:34] Sensei
    Yeah... My deadline is close, so...
[12:37] Umio
    Deadline?
[12:38] Sensei
    For that. ComiCa.
SIGN    Comic Carnaval Catalog
[12:40] Umio
    The deadline's already that close?
[12:42] Sensei
    Deadlines are early for large-scale events.
SIGN    Thanks for Waiting!
    Space Bento 1
[12:48] Sensei
    What is this?!
[12:49] Umio
    I-I drew it! I'm not as good as you—
[12:52] Sensei
    Umio-kun, you can draw?!
[12:54] Umio
    Y-Yes, sort of...
[12:55] Sensei
    Do you use maru-pens?!
[12:56] Umio
    Uh, I use milli-pens...
[12:58] Sensei
    What about SAI? Photoshop? Clip Studio?!
[13:00] Umio
    Well, yeah...
[13:01] Sensei
    Th-That settles it!
[13:04] Sensei
    Come to my place after work today.
[13:06] Umio
    Huh?
[13:08] Director
    Sensei, you're so forward.
[13:10] Kameko
    Sensei's a wolf!
[13:12] Sensei
    Oh, I don't mean it like that.
[13:14] Sensei
    I want him to help with my manuscript.
[13:15] Hiotan
    Yes! I'll be helping her, too!
[13:19] Director
    Oh? But Umio-kun says he
    likes Jonataro-sensei.
[13:23] Umio
    I like her art! Her work!
[13:30] Umio
    When is the deadline for your manuscript?
[13:35] Sensei
    Tomorrow.
[13:36] Umio
    Tomorrow?!
[13:36] Sensei
    Ten in the morning.
[13:38] Hiotan
    Ten in the morning?!
[13:39] Sensei
    It was supposed to be today,
[13:41] Sensei
    but I begged the printers for an extension.
[13:44] Sensei
    So... please!
[13:46] Umio
    You don't...
[13:49] Hiotan
    Oh, my.
[13:51] Umio
    You don't have to be so formal.
    If I can be of use...
[13:54] Sensei
    You're a big help.
[13:58] Umio
    Wow...
[14:00] Umio
    I didn't know you lived near the
    station just one stop from mine.
SIGN    Ichikawa
SIGN    Koiwa
[14:04] Sensei
    Oh, really? I'm glad you live close.
SIGN    Takaido
[14:07] Hiotan
    I live in Takaido, so it's
    a little farther away.
SIGN    Takaido Ichikawa Koiwa
[14:10] Sensei
    Sorry, Hiotan.
[14:12] Hiotan
    Oh, I didn't mean it that way!
[14:17] Sensei
    Where's Takaido, again?
SIGN    °It's on the Inokashira Line.
[14:18] Umio
    Where's Takaido, again?
[14:20] Sensei
    Key, key...
[14:22] Sensei
    There it is.
[14:24] Sensei
    Sorry it's so small.
[14:25] Umio
    No problem.
[14:26] Hiotan
    Thanks for having us!
[14:39] Hiotan
    Is this right?
[14:41] Sensei
    Yeah.
[14:42] Hiotan
    'Kay.
[14:43] Sensei
    Add the backgrounds on this, please.
[14:45] Umio
    Okay.
[14:48] Umio
    So this is a real manuscript...
[14:51] Umio
    It really is different
    from the printed release.
[14:55] Umio
    It has such impact...
[14:58] Umio
    Sensei-san really is aiming to be a pro.
[15:02] Umio
    She's exhausted from lack of
    sleep, but she never complains.
[15:12] Sensei
    I can't take any more!
    I'm tired! I want sleep!
[15:16] Sensei
    I can't draw anymore!
[15:18] Hiotan
    Her baby side came out again!
[15:20] Umio
    I take it all back.
[15:23] Hiotan
    She always gets like this
    when she's worn out.
[15:26] Umio
    What do we do now?
[15:28] Hiotan
    Don't worry!
[15:31] Hiotan
    What's wrong, Sensei-chan?
[15:34] Hiotan
    C'mon, come over here.
[15:40] Hiotan
    There, there.
[15:42] Hiotan
    You like resting on people's laps, huh?
[15:47] Umio
    That motherly aura...
[15:49] Umio
    You're used to dealing with
    Sensei-san, aren't you?
[15:52] Hiotan
    I've been helping her for a while.
[15:55] Hiotan
    She taught me how to finish up a manga.
[16:01] Hiotan
    There! She's back.
[16:04] Sensei
    I'll draw my manga.
[16:05] Hiotan
    Good girl!
[16:07] Sensei
    It's almost time for the
    last train, so you can go.
[16:10] Umio
    Are you sure?
[16:12] Sensei
    Yeah. I can do the rest by myself.
[16:19] Hiotan
    What's up, Umi-chan?
    The train's gonna leave.
[16:22] Umio
    Uh, it looks like I left
    my phone at Sensei's.
[16:25] Hiotan
    What?
[16:26] Umio
    But I can walk home, so you can go ahead.
[16:29] Hiotan
    Okay... See you tomorrow, then.
[16:32] Umio
    Good work today.
[16:41] Sensei
    Hello? Umio-kun?
[16:43] Umio
    Sensei, don't you think you
    might not make the deadline?
[16:48] Sensei
    That's a rude thing to say.
[16:50] Umio
    Oh, I'm sorry... I mean...
[16:53] Umio
    So, I'll help you some more.
[16:56] Sensei
    What? I couldn't trouble you to...
[16:59] Umio
    It's okay! I'm used to staying up late!
[17:01] Umio
    Besides, I...
[17:08] Umio
    Sensei-san...
[17:11] Umio
    I love Jonataro-san's manga!
[17:17] Sensei
    Umio-kun...
[17:20] Umio
    You're going to become a pro
    manga artist and surpass
[17:24] ---
    Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei, aren't you?
[17:26] Umio
    Ah, sorry to just burst in...
[17:28] Sensei
    Oh, no... I'm sorry you had
    to see me like this...
[17:33] Umio
    You looked worse earlier, actually.
[17:37] Sensei
    That's right. I'm going to be a
    pro manga artist, no matter what.
[17:41] Sensei
    This will take until morning. Is that okay?
[17:43] Umio
    Yes!
[17:44] Sensei
    Thanks. Sorry I worried you.
[17:47] Sensei
    I'm okay now!
[17:49] Sensei
    I can't take any more!
[17:51] Sensei
    I can't draw! This will never end!
[17:53] Umio
    She's not okay at all!
[17:55] Umio
    I know! How about a change of pace?
[17:57] Umio
    Are you hungry?
[17:59] Sensei
    Yes...
[18:00] Umio
    Then I'll go buy something!
[18:02] Sensei
    No, I'll do that.
[18:04] Umio
    You can't. You need to keep drawing.
[18:06] Sensei
    But I couldn't ask you to—
[18:08] Umio
    You can't!
[18:09] Umio
    You're a girl, Sensei-san.
[18:11] Umio
    It's dangerous for you to
    be out alone at this hour.
[18:15] Umio
    I'll be back soon.
[18:21] Sensei
    What the heck...
[18:24] Sensei
    Don't treat me like a
    girl all of a sudden...
[18:31] Sensei
    Okay!
SIGN    Sending Please Wait
SIGN    Sent
[19:01] Sensei
    There!
[19:07] Both
    We're done!
[19:10] Sensei
    We made it...
[19:13] Umio
    Sensei...
[19:14] Umio
    If you're going to sleep,
    lay out a futon first.
[19:28] Umio
    Great work.
[19:57] Umio
    You did it!
[19:59] Sensei
    Here. For you.
[20:01] Umio
    Thank you.
[20:03] Sensei
    Thank you for helping me.
[20:04] Sensei
    It came out great thanks to you.
[20:06] Umio
    No, I'm glad I could help
    my favorite author.
[20:12] Sensei
    Umi-kun...
[20:13] Girl
    Excuse me...
[20:15] Girl
    I'm in the booth next to yours. I look
    forward to working alongside you.
[20:19] Sensei
    Thanks, and same to you.
[20:20] Girl
    Sure!
[20:21] Voice
    Comic Carnaval 536 is now open.
SIGN    Women's Restroom
SIGN    Not the end of the line!
[20:47] Kameko
    Yeah, baby!
[20:48] Kameko
    You both look great! Nice!
[21:09] Sensei
    Whew, it's over.
[21:12] Kameko
    I got lots of great pictures!
[21:15] Umio
    Sensei-san, good work today.
[21:17] Sensei
    Thanks.
[21:18] Sensei
    I couldn't sell out today, again...
[21:21] Hiotan
    Let's cosplay again sometime.
[21:23] Fugirl
    Okay.
[21:24] Director
    Hey!
[21:26] Director
    Good work, everyone!
[21:27] Umio
    You were here, too?
[21:29] Director
    Well, since we're all here,
    why don't we go all-out?
[21:32] All
    Oh! An after-party?!
[21:35] Sensei
    All-out!
[21:36] Director
    All-out.
[21:41] Sensei
    Um, weren't we having an after-party?
[21:43] Director
    Well, since ComiCa just ended,
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    we've got tons of new doujin
    volumes and stuff...
[21:47] Director
    Have all of these shrink-wrapped by tomorrow.
[21:51] Director
    By the way, there'll be
    another two days of this.
[21:54] Umio
    What... the...
[21:56] Sensei
    Umi-kun!
[21:57] Hiotan
    Umi-chan!
[21:58] Fugirl
    Umio-kun!
[21:59] Umio
    And after that, we did a whole
    lot of shrink-wrapping...
[23:37] Hiotan
    You know, Denki-gai grew really
    big during Japan's rapid
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[23:42] Hiotan
    What's a "rapid economic growth period"?
[23:45] Hiotan
    Is it like an electric cord?
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