2 - Is Denki-gai Burning?

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[00:02] Kantoku
    All right, we're starting the late night sale.
[00:06] All
    Okay.
[00:08] Hio
    I know it's the last volume
    of a popular light novel,
[00:11] ---
    but is it really worth
    changing our store hours for?
SIGN    The Devil Is an Idol
SIGN    It's been three years since the last volume, hasn't it?
[00:18] Umio
    How could you say that?
[00:19] Umio
    We've been left waiting for three years
[00:21] ---
    since they announced the final volume.
[00:22] Umio
    We waited three years right at the climax!
[00:26] Hio
    Umi-chan?
[00:26] Hio
    The author cried blood, sweat and tears into this
[00:29] ---
    weathering the storm of speculations
    and criticism online,
[00:32] ---
    and finally after three years,
    this is the work of their soul!
[00:34] ---
    Umi-chan?
[00:37] Kantoku
    Is he a zealot?
[00:38] A
    He's a zealot.
[00:38] A
    Indeed, a zealot.
[02:12] Fu
    So many people.
[02:14] Fu
    I hope I'll make the last train.
[02:17] Kantoku
    We're open for business!
[02:23] Kameko
    The special edition is 1,200 yen!
[02:26] Hio
    Thank you!
[02:28] Sensei
    I can take the next customer here.
[02:31] Hio
    Please make four lines.
[02:33] Kantoku
    Umio, inventory!
[02:34] Umio
    Twelve more seconds!
[02:35] Kantoku
    Do it in seven!
[02:36] Sensei
    I'm out of change!
[02:38] Kantoku
    Use this!
[02:39] Kantoku
    Register four, you're late!
[02:40] Kameko
    Sorry.
[02:42] Kantoku
    What's going on?
[02:43] Hio
    Please help us work, Director.
[02:45] Kantoku
    I'm sure I can at least watch over you.
[02:49] Hio
    Don't just watch over us, move your hands!
[02:55] Kantoku
    Store's closed.
[02:57] Umio
    Those two hours were a storm.
[03:00] Hio
    That was seriously crazy.
[03:02] Sensei
    The customers, they wouldn't stop.
[03:05] Sensei
    I'm a total big-shot.
[03:07] Kantoku
    All right, you can all head home.
[03:09] Kantoku
    I'll clean up.
[03:12] Hio
    Is that why you were saving your energy?
[03:14] Kantoku
    Sure.
[03:15] Hio
    Yeah, right.
[03:17] Hio
    But the time... what should I do?
[03:20] Hio
    Fuga-chan came shopping,
    but she can't get home now either.
[03:23] Fu-girl
    I was trying to be first in line
     and then head home.
[03:27] Sensei
    How about—
[03:29] All
    Drink bar, cheers!
[03:31] Hio
    Good work, everyone.
[03:33] Sensei
    Let's have something to eat.
[03:35] Hio
    You really like family
    restaurants, Sensei-chan.
[03:38] Sensei
    Yeah, they're relaxing.
    It's like being at home.
[03:42] Sensei
    And you can hang out at the
    drink bar for pretty long.
[03:44] Hio
    Oh, do you draw manga at
    family restaurants, too?
[03:47] Sensei
    Yeah, I can be pretty productive.
[03:56] Hio
    Fuga-chan, are you beat?
[03:59] Hio
    You should go sleep in the nap room at Uma.
[04:02] Umio
    I'll take her—
[04:06] Hio
    Sommelier-kun, are you going
    to take her there for us?
[04:09] Sommelier
    Yeah.
[04:10] Hio
    Thanks.
[05:07] Fu-girl
    Umio-kun.
[05:18] Kantoku
    Done, finally.
[05:21] Kantoku
    Sommelier.
[05:22] Kantoku
    Is Fu Girl sleeping?
[05:24] Sommelier
    Yeah.
[05:25] Kantoku
    Ah.
[05:27] Kantoku
    Is everyone at the family restaurant?
[05:29] Kantoku
    You should go be with them,
    if Fu Girl is asleep.
[05:32] Kantoku
    No way, you weren't waiting for me, were you?
[05:54] Kantoku
    Want a drink?
[05:58] Kantoku
    All right, you're not sleeping tonight.
[06:02] Hio
    We brought some snacks.
[06:06] Hio
    Director's sleeping!
[06:11] Hio
    I can finally get him
    back for all his pranks.
[06:14] Umio
    Don't go too far.
[06:16] Hio
    S-S-Sommelier-kun, l-l-let me go!
[06:20] Hio
    Sommelier-san
[06:22] ---
    defended Director.
[06:36] Umio
    Fu Girl-san.
[06:37] Fu-girl
    Shh, you'll wake them up.
[06:40] Umio
    R-Right...
[06:43] Fu-girl
    Ever since we first met, I've been thinking.
[06:48] Fu-girl
    Umio-kun, you're my perfect—
[06:54] Fu-girl
    My perfect zombie.
[06:56] Umio
    What?
[06:59] Umio
    I'm in zombie makeup!
[07:02] Fu-girl
    You look so good.
[07:04] Fu-girl
    I love zombies.
[07:06] ---
    All I ever do is think about the
    town being filled with zombies.
SIGN    This'll last me ten days
[07:10] Fu-girl
    I've been image training for how to respond.
SIGN    Do they respond to sound? Or smell?
SIGN    I want a chainsaw,
    but they're expensive.
SIGN    Fu Girl
[07:13] Umio
    That's why you're Fu Girl!
[07:14] Fu-girl
    You have the face of the best
    friend guy who helps his friends
[07:18] ---
    and becomes a zombie and gets
    killed by his friends in the end.
[07:22] Umio
    What kind of face is that?!
[07:26] Umio
    Like Roger from Romero's Dawn of the Dead.
[07:29] Fu-girl
    So please—
[07:32] Fu-girl
    will you be my practice target
    for the zombie attack?
[07:36] Fu-girl
    Dodging zombies... this is new!
[07:39] Umio
    I'm not a zombie!
[07:43] Sensei
    Fuga-chan's gone beast mode.
[07:45] Hio
    What's beast mode?
[07:47] Kantoku
    This is good footage!
SIGN    Is the Denki-gai pumped?
[08:15] Hio
    Denki-gai late-summer greetings festival?
[08:18] Hio
    I'm so embarrassed.
[08:20] Umio
    Fu Girl-san's been really
    pumped since yesterday.
[08:25] Hio
    That's unusual.
[08:27] Umio
    She says she wants to win the
    10,000 yen prize money and party.
[08:33] Hio
    Party?!
[08:34] Sensei
    Prize money.
[08:35] Fu-girl
    Y-You bastards, you're late!
[08:38] Fu-girl
    Who were you nyan-nyan-ing with, you bitches!
[08:42] Hio
    What's wrong with you, Fuga-chan?
[08:44] Hio
    Do you have a fever?
[08:46] Fu-girl
    How dare you insult the commander!
[08:48] Fu-girl
    Speak only when you're spoken to!
[08:50] Kameko
    Perfect!
[08:51] Kantoku
    She says she's changing her
    tone to get in the mood.
[08:53] SSD
    Hi, everyone!
[08:55] ---
    Are you readilicon?!
[08:58] Umio
    That's the Denki-gai official
    character, SSDko-chan!
[09:01] SSD
    All right, let's start the Denki-gai
    Late-Summer Greetings Festilicon!
[09:06] SSD
    All store teams, go get
    that 10,000 grand prize!
[09:10] SSD
    And the extra prize?
SIGN    Extra Prize
[09:12] SSD
    A year's supply of Denki-gai
    specialty hot summer oden!
SIGN    Pantsu Eating Race
[09:24] Hio
    Go, Sommelier-kun!
[09:26] Fu-girl
    I'm punishing you if you lose!
[09:38] Fu-girl
    Pantsu race!
[09:40] SSD
    Sommelier of Umanohone
    team wins the pantsu race!
[09:43] Umio
    Yeah!
[09:45] Kameko
    That's a good face!
[09:46] Hio
    Good work, Sommelier-kun!
[09:48] Fu-girl
    I approve! You can come to
    my house and pet my brother.
[09:52] Fu-girl
    You want three? You want
    three panties? You pig!
[09:56] Kantoku
    This is a good start.
[09:57] Fu-girl
    Let's win and go party!
SIGN    etc.
SIGN    Used doujin shop
     Hanamaru
SIGN    Model shop
    Tomiya
SIGN    etc
[10:00] A
    Those Umanohone punks.
[10:02] B
    Cocky little...
[10:04] Fu-girl
    All right, you're up, Hio-tan, go!
[10:07] Hio
    Yes, sir, I'll do my best.
[10:09] SSD
    And now, the girls-only Golden Ball Roll!
[10:13] Hio
    Gieppi! Why are all the games like this?
[10:16] Kantoku
    It's in the culture.
[10:18] Kantoku
    We're good at rolling balls, aren't we?
[10:20] Hio
    What's with the hand motion?
[10:22] ---
    Stop it with the sexual harassment, Director!
[10:24] SSD
    Are you in posilicon?
[10:28] Kantoku
    Put your hands on the ball!
[10:30] Kantoku
    Your left hand just touches it.
[10:32] Hio
    Why do you have to say it like that?!
[10:36] Hio
    It's kind of soft.
[10:37] SSD
    Startilicon!
[10:40] Hio
    And it's lukewarm!
[10:43] SSD
    The golden balls are rolling!
[10:45] SSD
    The girls' hesitant touch
    grips the imagination!
[10:49] Hio
    It's so hard to roll,
    why is it slightly egg-shaped?
[10:53] Kantoku
    It's realistic, right?
[10:55] A
    Oh, pardon me.
[10:56] A
    Our two balls touched. I lost balance.
[10:59] Hio
    Your sexual harassment is as bad as Director!
[11:01] A
    Balance. Ballanace. Yes, ballance.
[11:04] Hio
    Ballance?!
[11:05] A
    My ball hit your ball.
[11:06] Hio
    Balls?!
[11:07] Hio
    Balls, balls, balls, balls...
[11:13] SSD
    Hio-tan has been run over
    by a golden ballicon!
[11:17] SSD
    Goalicon!
[11:20] Kantoku
    Hio-tan!
[11:21] Umio
    Are you all right?
[11:22] Kameko
    Hang in there!
[11:25] Hio
    I can't marry anymore.
[11:26] Hio
    This is awful.
[11:28] Kantoku
    Vile... they'll pay!
[11:30] Umio
    I'll avenge you, Senpai!
[11:32] Fu-girl
    Go, Umio!
SIGN    Wife-Carrying Race
[11:34] SSD
    Up next is the Wife-Carrying Raceilicon!
[11:37] Kantoku
    Have you chosen a wife?
[11:39] Umio
    Of course.
[11:41] Umio
    My wife is
[11:43] ---
    Onomi-chan!
[11:50] SSD
    Startilicon!
[11:55] SSD
    Oh, Umio has taken a strong check!
[11:58] SSD
    He's not budging!
[12:02] Umio
    My love for my wife will never falter!
[12:05] SSD
    And his big speech!
[12:06] A
    I'm not so sure.
[12:08] Umio
    What?
[12:09] A
    Behold!
[12:11] SSD
    It's this season's top character,
    Tanegashima Zavier-chanilicon!
[12:17] SSD
    That's a rare one; there are no 3D goods
    on sale for this brand-new characterilicon!
[12:22] Umio
    It's so high quality!
[12:25] SSD
    Umio is waverilicon!
[12:39] A
    Whoops, sorry.
[12:41] SSD
    Umio is disqualicon!
[12:47] A
    How unfaithful of you to be
    attracted to another character.
[12:51] A
    A true man calmly abandons his
    prior wife to welcome his new one.
[12:57] A
    He only ever has but one wife.
[13:03] Umio
    I'm defeated.
[13:03] ---
    Umio!
[13:05] Fu-girl
    How dare he treat model figures
    as anything less than human!
[13:09] SSD
    Up next is a team game: Tunaf-war!
SIGN    Tunaf-war
[13:14] Kantoku
    We need five for tug-of-war.
[13:16] Kantoku
    Hio-tan and Umio are incapacitated.
[13:19] Kantoku
    Then, Kameko, you're up, too!
[13:22] ---
    Er, I'm not that kind of character...
[13:25] Fu-girl
    Hurry up and change!
[13:26] Fu-girl
    You're good at undressing,
    aren't you, you bitch?!
[13:30] Kame
    This is embarrassing.
[13:32] Kantoku
    No, it looks good on you.
[13:34] Kame
    Please don't record me.
[13:39] SSD
    Tunaf-war, start!
[13:46] SSD
    They're almost evenly matchilicon!
[13:50] Kame
    I'm going to do everything I can.
[13:53] A
    All right, do the thing!
[13:55] B
    Sir!
[13:57] B
    Kameko-kun, Kameko-kun.
[14:01] Kame
    It's the fabled Carl Zyeiss joint-developed
    lens SMC-TENTAX 18mm F3.5,
[14:07] ---
    and at an insanely low price!
[14:10] A
    Oh? That's a nice lens. Can I see?
[14:14] Kame
    Another buyer!
[14:15] Kame
    I'm buying it!
[14:16] Kantoku
    No, Kameko! It's a trap!
[14:20] Kame
    Please.
[14:21] C
    Thank you.
[14:22] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Lens-shaped cup
[14:30] Kantoku
    Kameko!
[14:32] SSD
    Umanohone is defeatilicon!
[14:36] Kantoku
    Kameko! Kameko!
[14:38] Kantoku
    Get a grip!
[14:42] Kantoku
    Kameko!
[14:43] Fu-girl
    How dare you!
[14:46] Fu-girl
    We're going to win!
[14:48] SD
    It's your idol, SDko-chan.
[14:51] SD
    We're at the climaXC!
SIGN    Denki-gai Late-Summer Greetings Festival
[14:53] A
    Woo!
[14:53] B
    Where's SSDko-chan?!
[14:56] C
    It's the same voice!
[14:58] Umio
    Oh well.
SIGN    Refreshing Water Fight
[15:00] SD
    Finally, we have the refreshing Water FiXC!
[15:04] SD
    First, you will form teams of three or less.
[15:08] SD
    One will be the Flag. The team
    loses when the Flag is soaXC!
[15:14] SD
    And regardless of the games
    before, the last team standing
[15:17] ---
    at the end of this game is victoriouXC!
[15:22] Fu-girl
    Typical!
[15:24] Fu-girl
    All right, we're going to win!
[15:33] Sensei
    What? Swimsuits?
[15:35] Sensei
    Now way I'm wearing a swimsuit!
    That's embarrassing!
[15:37] Umio
    Sensei!
[15:39] Fu-girl
    C-Coward!
[15:40] Fu-girl
    Did you leave your balls somewhere?
[15:43] Fu-girl
    In that case...
[15:48] Fu-girl
    All right, do you all have your weapons?
[15:50] Umio
    Yes!
[15:51] Fu-girl
    Say "sir"!
[15:52] Umio
    Sir, yes sir!
[15:54] SD
    Are you readyXC?
[15:57] SD
    Set,
[16:00] ---
    goXC!
[16:14] Umio
    Fu Girl-san's good.
[16:15] Fu-girl
    Pretend they're all zombies!
[16:25] Hio
    Let's do this, then.
[16:29] Hio
    Wait, Director, what's up with your swimsuit?
[16:32] Kantoku
    It's easy to move in.
[16:34] Hio
    It's too bulgy!
[16:38] Kantoku
    Isn't that the same for girls' breasts, too?
[16:41] Kantoku
    Two, no less!
[16:42] Kantoku
    How is it any different?
[16:44] Hio
    True...
[16:46] Kantoku
    Breasts and crotches are both symbols of sex.
[16:49] Kantoku
    What is there to be ashamed of?
[16:50] Hio
    I'm sorry.
[16:52] Kantoku
    Look, enemies inbound!
[17:03] Kantoku
    Keep it up, Hio-tan!
[17:05] Kantoku
    Hio-tan is easy to manage.
[17:06] Umio
    Senpai.
[17:08] Hio
    Umi-chan.
[17:08] Umio
    Can I have some water balloons?
[17:15] Umio
    What was that for?
[17:16] Hio
    I didn't mean to.
[17:18] Umio
    Senpai!
[17:21] Hio
    I'm surrounded!
[17:22] Hio
    Director, Kame-chan, help me!
[17:25] Kantoku
    I'll pass, I don't want my camera to get wet.
[17:27] Kame
    Me, neither. I have a perfect shot.
[17:44] Kantoku
    That's a good face: the face of shame
    and of being betrayed by friends!
[17:48] Kame
    I'm getting some good pictures!
SIGN    Hio-tan team drops out
[17:51] Kame
    Yeah, that's the stuff!
[17:54] Fu-girl
    My comrades are down.
SIGN    Fu Girl Team
[17:56] Fu-girl
    But there's no time to
    grieve on the battlefield.
[18:02] Fu-girl
    Aim for the nose for the non-flags!
[18:04] Fu-girl
    Incapacitate them!
[18:05] Umio
    Is she a demon?
[18:07] A
    Yo, that team's good.
[18:09] B
    We better team up for now.
[18:17] Fu-girl
    All those weaklings. Our move then...
[18:19] Fu-girl
    Umio-kun,
[18:21] ---
    use these guns!
[18:24] Umio
    Okay.
[18:31] C
    What the hell?!
[18:32] Fu-girl
    Blood guns. They make their
    targets look zombie-ish.
[18:35] Umio
    That's freaky!
[18:38] Umio
    Kill them with me!
[18:42] Fu-girl
    Goodbye, Roger!
[18:51] Fu-girl
    Umio-kun, I'll take your bones!
[18:53] Fu-girl
    On the way home or something.
[18:57] Fu-girl
    Damn, there's no end to them.
[18:58] Fu-girl
    All right, Sommelier-kun,
[19:03] ---
    c-combine!
[19:14] Fu-girl
    Combine! Sommelier Tank!
[19:17] D
    Fire!
[19:36] Fu-girl
    Good, there aren't many teams left.
[19:38] Fu-girl
    Now we just have to avoid them.
[19:42] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun.
[19:47] Fu-girl
    What?
[19:48] Fu-girl
    You idiot, I haven't sent a combine command!
[19:57] E
    Damn, fire hydrants are the best.
[20:01] Fu-girl
    They're cowards!
[20:03] Fu-girl
    Okay, Sommelier, let's surrender.
[20:05] Fu-girl
    Sommelier!
[20:07] Fu-girl
    Sommelier!
[20:14] Fu-girl
    Sommelier.
[20:17] F
    Strip him all the way!
[20:26] Fu-girl
    Sensei!
[20:27] Fu-girl
    Thank you. You were in the game?
[20:34] Fu-girl
    Sensei, stop!
[20:40] Sensei
    Good, the prize money is mine now.
[20:43] SD
    The winner is Sensei's solo team XC!
[20:49] Kantoku
    So much for having three per team.
[20:53] Umio
    What the hell.
[20:56] Umio
    Fu Girl-san, what are you
    cosplaying as anyway?
[21:00] Fu-girl
    I'm not cosplaying.
[21:02] Fu-girl
    I'm using it at school.
[21:03] Umio
    Oh, yeah?
[21:05] Umio
    Wait, how old are you, Fu Girl-san?
[21:08] Fu-girl
    S-Sixteen.
[21:17] Umio
    Of course!
[21:18] Umio
    I knew you were younger than me.
[21:20] Fu-girl
    People always think I'm in elementary,
    but I'm in my first year of high school.
SIGN    Oden
[21:38] Fu-girl
    Good work.
[21:49] Fu-girl
    Sorry we lost after all that.
[21:54] Fu-girl
    But it was fun.
[22:00] Sommelier
    Let's combine again.
[22:05] ---
    Sure.
SIGN    Manager
SIGN    Thank you for watching!
SIGN    Just relax. Is this your first time? It's okay, it's not scary.
SIGN    Please watch again next time!
[23:41] Fu-girl
    I'm just going to hit you with a bat.
[23:43] Fu-girl
    Don't worry!
    I'm just going to kill the zombies.
SIGN    Illustration: Hashimoto Shin
SIGN    See you again!
[23:50] ---