11 - Starting Young / Life, Exposed / The Lips

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[00:13] G-men
    I have lessons as soon as I get home.
[00:16] (Flashback) Mom
    This is all for your sake.
[00:18] (Flashback) Mom
    Study hard, and become a good civil servant.
[00:25] G-men
    I don't want to go home.
[00:27] A
    Oh, awesome!
[00:35] FBI
    I never knew it's like this.
[00:37] C
    Seriously?
[00:40] G-men
    Those boys are in my class.
[00:43] G-men
    What're they doing?
[00:45] A
    I can't believe you found all these
    high-quality books of the kind we like.
[00:49] FBI
    You're so amazing.
SIGN    Precocious
[00:51] A
    Okay, from now on,
    we're calling you "Sommelier."
[02:27] A
    "Sommelier," that's perfect.
[02:29] FBI
    Yeah.
[02:34] G-men
    Pervy books.
[02:36] G-men
    Onii-chan's reading them all the time.
[02:39] G-men
    But why do boys like them?
[02:42] G-men
    I hate pervy books.
[02:46] A
    Who's there?
[02:48] FBI
    It's the class rep.
[02:49] FBI
    Catch her!
[03:02] A
    Be quiet.
[03:05] A
    Stop squirming.
[03:08] G-men
    Let me go.
[03:10] G-men
    I'll tell Sensei.
[03:12] FBI
    What are we going to do with her?
[03:14] A
    It's the class rep, of all people.
[03:19] G-men
    Wh-What are you going to do to me?
[03:24] G-men
    A-Are you going silence me?
[03:28] G-men
    No!
SIGN    Mature Woman
[03:34] G-men
    What? Are you trying to negotiate with me?
[03:37] G-men
    I don't want that.
[03:39] G-men
    I hate pervy books.
[03:44] G-men
    I said, "I don't want it."
SIGN    Huge Boobs
SIGN    Here come the boobs!! Boobs!!
[03:46] G-men
    I still don't want it.
SIGN    Prince of the Shuttlecock
[03:49] G-men
    I hate pervy—
SIGN    Prince of the Shuttlecock
[03:53] G-men
    It's that tennis manga I like.
[03:58] G-men
    But I've never seen this cover.
[04:01] G-men
    Is it a special?
[04:05] G-men
    I want to see it.
[04:07] G-men
    Fine.
[04:08] G-men
    I won't tell Sensei.
[04:12] All
    Yay!
[04:13] G-men
    But in exchange,
[04:15] ---
    can you do something for me?
SIGN    Starting Young
[04:24] FBI
    The password.
[04:25] FBI
    The Wind...
[04:26] G-men
    Valley.
[04:28] FBI
    Good, come in.
[04:30] FBI
    Class rep, did you bring the stuff?
[04:33] G-men
    Yeah.
[04:36] G-men
    The books that Onii-chan threw out.
[04:38] FBI
    You brought plenty.
[04:44] FBI
    Sommelier, your thoughts?
SIGN    Tiny Boobs
[04:50] A
    Sommelier approves!
[04:51] FBI
    You're in.
[04:54] G-men
    Thanks.
[05:09] FBI
    Sommelier's had a good hunt, too.
[05:11] G-men
    Let's see what we got.
SIGN    Pretty Kimonos
[05:15] FBI
    My catch sucks.
[05:16] FBI
    It's all women's magazines.
[05:20] A
    Sommelier made a huge find.
[05:23] A
    He's good.
[05:46] A
    Damn.
[06:00] G-men
    Is it just you, Sommelier-kun?
[06:22] G-men
    Did you think I wouldn't be here either?
[06:24] G-men
    It's raining hard, after all.
[06:26] G-men
    But I'm here.
[06:28] G-men
    I can't come here after—
[06:34] G-men
    No. It's nothing.
[06:38] G-men
    We haven't had many new books.
[06:40] G-men
    We're running out.
[06:44] G-men
    This?
[06:46] G-men
    It's the one you showed me first.
[06:49] G-men
    My favorite.
[06:57] G-men
    This is...
[06:59] ---
    an underground storage?
[07:01] G-men
    Your treasure trove, huh?
[07:03] G-men
    Do the other two not know?
[07:07] G-men
    Then it's our secret.
[07:10] G-men
    Then in exchange...
[07:17] G-men
    I actually wear glasses.
[07:21] G-men
    You're not surprised?
[07:23] G-men
    I've been keeping it a secret at school.
[07:25] G-men
    Something else, then. I know!
[07:29] G-men
    I'll bring some of Onii-chan's
    crazy books tomorrow.
[07:34] G-men
    Look forward to it.
[07:40] Teacher
    Apparently some of my students have
    been hanging out in an empty home.
[07:44] Teacher
    I'm told they have some
    objectionable books with them.
[07:47] Teacher
    I'm going to do a surprise inspection.
[07:50] Teacher
    Put your bags on your desk.
[07:53] G-men
    No way, we're busted.
[07:55] G-men
    That crazy book I'm giving to
    Sommelier-kun is in my bag.
SIGN    Doeraimon
[08:00] Teacher
    All right, good.
[08:05] Teacher
    All right.
[08:11] Teacher
    All right, okay.
[08:22] Teacher
    This is despicable.
[08:24] Teacher
    I'm taking this.
[08:26] Teacher
    Come to the staff office.
[08:39] G-men
    Sommelier-kun defended me.
[08:42] G-men
    They know the secret of the shed.
[08:44] G-men
    It's only a matter of time
    before they clean it out.
[08:47] G-men
    I have to...
[08:48] ---
    I have to at least...
[08:59] G-men
    I have to at least protect these
    books that Sommelier-kun left me.
[09:05] G-men
    They're already here.
[09:08] A
    Anyone here?
[09:12] G-men
    Hurry up and go.
[09:15] Teacher
    No, actually, I'm not angry at all.
[09:18] Teacher
    It's normal at your age.
[09:21] Teacher
    I did it, too.
[09:24] Teacher
    But don't go into that house anymore.
[09:28] Teacher
    That house is being torn down today.
[09:39] G-men
    What?
[09:40] G-men
    What's going on?
[09:48] G-men
    It won't open.
[09:58] G-men
    The treasure.
[10:00] G-men
    It's over.
[10:06] G-men
    Help me—
[10:11] A
    Stop, stop!
[10:13] A
    A kid just ran in there.
[10:18] G-men
    Sorry, Sommelier-kun.
[10:21] G-men
    I couldn't protect them.
[10:24] G-men
    I couldn't protect the ero-books.
[10:28] G-men
    I'm sorry.
[10:43] G-men
    One last thing I can do.
[10:47] (Flashback) Teacher
    I know this is sudden,
[10:49] (Flashback) ---
    but she's moving away for
    her father's work reasons.
[10:57] G-men
    I wanted to protect the treasure,
[11:03] G-men
    but I couldn't.
SIGN    For Sale
[11:13] G-men
    Oh, yeah. Sommelier-kun, here.
SIGN    Doeraimon
[11:23] G-men
    Well, bye-bye.
SIGN    Beards, Romance, Love
[11:54] G-men
    I love it.
[11:59] G-men
    I love ero-books!
[12:08] G-men
    When I grow up, I'm going to be
    a person that protects ero-books.
[12:15] G-men
    So show me more ero-books when
    we grow up, Sommelier-kun.
SIGN    Prince of the Shuttlecock
[12:47] G-men
    Time to break a leg.
[13:07] Tsumorin
    Good morning. Tsumorin here.
[13:09] Tsumorin
    Today, we're here at Sensei-chan's
    home to check her girl power.
[13:13] Tsumorin
    It'll be dangerous reporting,
    but we'll get as close as we can.
[13:18] Tsumorin
    Sensei-chan appears to be sleeping, still.
[13:23] Tsumorin
    Her wake-up alarm is ringing.
[13:24] Tsumorin
    It's time to wake up.
[13:27] Tsumorin
    What's this? She's not reacting.
[13:30] Tsumorin
    She's completely unresponsive
    to the growing noise.
[13:34] Tsumorin
    She's still not waking up.
[13:36] Tsumorin
    How far will this go?
[13:42] Tsumorin
    Two hours have already passed.
[13:46] Tsumorin
    She's waking up.
[13:48] Tsumorin
    Finally, she's getting up!
[13:49] Tsumorin
    This is good footage.
SIGN    12 PM Oversleep time: 3:58:42
[13:56] Tsumorin
    And now she's self-loathing.
[13:58] Tsumorin
    The weight of having overslept by
    four hours bears heavily upon her.
[14:02] Hio-tan
    She's getting ready to go out.
[14:04] Tsumorin
    She's gathering her work tools.
[14:06] Tsumorin
    Statistically, she'll likely be going
    to the family restaurant.
[14:09] Hio-tan
    Why the family restaurant?
[14:11] Tsumorin
    The lack of distractions
    helps her focus on work.
[14:15] Tsumorin
    I often do the same thing.
[14:18] Tsumorin
    Crikey!
[14:19] Tsumorin
    What's this?!
[14:21] Tsumorin
    She's eating. She's eating before
    she goes to the family restaurant.
[14:24] Tsumorin
    How could this be?
[14:26] Hio-tan
    What could this mean?
[14:28] Tsumorin
    Food is expensive at the family restaurant.
[14:31] Tsumorin
    Therefore, she eats at home to save money.
[14:33] Tsumorin
    I often do the same, too.
[14:37] Sensei
    Thanks for the food.
[14:42] Tsumorin
    Oh my, she's putting the ramen soup into
    the fridge instead of throwing it out.
[14:45] Tsumorin
    She's sustainable.
[14:46] Tsumorin
    She's sustainable.
[14:47] Hio-tan
    What exactly is going on?
[14:49] Tsumorin
    That ramen is one of the more
    expensive instant ramens.
[14:53] Tsumorin
    She'll keep the soup and cook
    noodles separately later.
[14:56] Tsumorin
    I often did that, too.
[15:00] Tsumorin
    And she's leaving the house.
[15:06] Tsumorin
    She's entering the family
    restaurant, as we suspected.
[15:07] Tsumorin
    And her order?
[15:09] Tsumorin
    Drinks only, of course.
[15:11] Tsumorin
    She has the basics down pat.
SIGN    1 hour later
[15:19] Tsumorin
    She's unwavering.
[15:21] Tsumorin
    A steady poise.
SIGN    3 hours later
[15:28] Tsumorin
    Oh?
[15:29] Tsumorin
    Now she's eyeing the dessert menu.
[15:31] Tsumorin
    But she holds back.
SIGN    5 hours later
[15:37] Hio-tan
    She has amazing concentration.
[15:39] Tsumorin
    Her record continues to grow.
SIGN    8 hours 45 minutes later
[15:48] Tsumorin
    Look, she's about to give in.
[15:51] Tsumorin
    She's staring at the menu.
[15:56] Hio-tan
    What's going on?
[15:57] Tsumorin
    Orders past 10 PM become
    expensive with late-night fees.
[16:02] Tsumorin
    She's better off eating
    now rather than later.
[16:05] Tsumorin
    It's a trap!
[16:06] Hio-tan
    That's a trap?
[16:08] Tsumorin
    I call it the Ten-o-Clock Wall.
[16:10] Tsumorin
    She fought it admirably with
    only the drink bar to help her.
[16:12] Tsumorin
    She's already set enough of a record.
[16:14] Tsumorin
    She could finish it off.
[16:16] Tsumorin
    I-Impossible.
[16:20] Tsumorin
    She resisted.
[16:21] Tsumorin
    She resisted.
[16:23] Tsumorin
    What drives her to do this?
[16:25] Tsumorin
    There's only one answer.
[16:26] Tsumorin
    Her wallet speaks!
[16:30] Tsumorin
    And she immerses herself in work,
    as if to shrug away her misery.
SIGN    I like you
[16:37] Tsumorin
    The manuscript is complete!
[16:38] Hio-tan
    She did it!
[16:40] Tsumorin
    But she might buy sweets
    to congratulate herself.
SIGN    Time spent using only the drink bar:
[16:44] Tsumorin
    No! She has a will of steel!
SIGN    She leaves without a hitch!
SIGN    An amazing record.
SIGN    But don't imitate this.
SIGN    She safely arrives home.
SIGN    The first thing she does?
SIGN    Ramen!
SIGN    With the soup from lunch!
SIGN    Life, Exposed
[17:21] Tsumorin
    That concludes the Sensei-chan Report.
[17:22] Tsumorin
    You mean your spying!
SIGN    The Lips
[17:28] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun.
[17:34] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun.
[17:37] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun.
[17:41] Fu-girl
    I'm over here.
[17:43] Fu-girl
    You're so awful, how could you not notice?
[17:47] Fu-girl
    Kantoku's asking you to come to
    the storage when you're done here.
[17:57] Fu-girl
    Just because I'm small, he doesn't notice me.
[18:00] Fu-girl
    He's awful.
[18:02] Hio-tan
    What's wrong? Why are you sighing?
[18:05] Hio-tan
    You're going to let your happiness out.
[18:07] Fu-girl
    He won't even see me if I don't get bigger.
[18:10] Fu-girl
    Like, I'm not even in his field of view.
SIGN    Jugs
[18:23] Text
    I need to get bigger, or he won't even see.
SIGN    Fuga-chan, let's go for lunch—
SIGN    What's wrong, Fuga-chan?
[18:34] Hio-tan
    I see.
[18:37] Hio-tan
    I see.
[18:38] Hio-tan
    You want to get bigger.
[18:43] Hio-tan
    You have to eat lots and sleep well.
[18:46] Hio-tan
    But you can't grow right away.
[18:51] Hio-tan
    Oh, I know.
[18:52] Hio-tan
    Let's get Umi-chan to help.
[18:57] Hio-tan
    Sommelier-kun.
[19:03] Hio-tan
    Tada.
[19:06] Hio-tan
    It's not the Sommelier Tank,
    it's the Umi-chan Tank!
[19:10] Hio-tan
    Now Sommelier won't overlook Fuga-chan.
[19:17] Fu-girl
    Hey, Sommelier-kun, I—
[19:20] Umio
    The back of my head feels warm.
[19:25] Umio
    My head's going to explode!
[19:29] Fu-girl
    Get a grip, horsey! Damn you!
[19:31] Umio
    It's hard to keep balance piggybacking.
[19:44] Hio-tan
    Fuga-chan, Sommelier-kun.
[19:46] Umio
    A-Are you all right?
[19:49] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun.
[19:50] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun, get a grip.
[19:53] Umio
    Man, she took him out with a single blow.
[19:56] Fu-girl
    Having a hard head increases
    your chances of survival.
[19:59] Umio
    Let's help him already.
[20:01] Umio
    Let's take him to the nap room.
[20:08] Kantoku
    Keep it cold and he'll be fine, I'm sure.
[20:10] Fu-girl
    Thank you, Kantoku.
[20:12] Kantoku
    Come on, let's get back to work.
[20:16] Fu-girl
    He looks like he's having nightmares.
[20:19] Fu-girl
    Can I stay to keep an eye on him?
[20:21] Kantoku
    Sure, the shop will be fine.
[20:23] Kantoku
    Later.
[20:32] Fu-girl
    It's so swollen.
[20:34] Fu-girl
    I'm sorry, Sommelier-kun.
[20:43] Fu-girl
    Sommelier-kun's surprisingly
    cute when he's asleep.
[21:17] Umio
    Oh, Fu Girl-san.
[21:18] Umio
    How's Sommelier-san?
SIGN    Manager
[23:37] Fu-girl
    I kissed him. I kissed him. I kissed him...
SIGN    Thank you for watching.
SIGN    See you next time!
SIGN    Illustration: Kobayashi Yu
SIGN    See you again!