12 - The Hermit's Library / When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom /

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[00:03] Umio
    Are you all right, Sensei-san?
SIGN    It's the last episode of Denki-gai.
[00:05] Hio
    Jeez, Umi-chan, you shouldn't
    have gotten her so drunk
SIGN    It's a little sad...
[00:08] ---
    just because Kantoku's paying.
SIGN    It was brief, but thank you, everyone!!
[00:10] Umio
    Sorry, I didn't mean to.
[00:11] Hio
    Okay. I'm heading home now.
[00:13] Hio
    Takaido is far from here. Bye.
SIGN    Please continue to support Denki-gai in the future!
[00:14] Umio
    Good work.
[00:16] Umio
    Come on, the last train's going to arrive.
SIGN    Finally, a word from our mascot, Umanami-chan:
[00:19] Umio
    Let's hurry.
[00:21] Umio
    Get up.
SIGN    Just a quick word, then...
SIGN    You can get drunk, but don't let the drunk get you
[00:30] Umio
    Are you all right?
[00:31] Umio
    Sensei-san!
[00:35] A
    The next station is Koiwa.
[00:38] Umio
    Okay, Sensei-san, I get off here.
[00:41] Sensei
    I can't...
[00:44] Umio
    Sensei-san.
[00:47] Umio
    Sensei!
[00:51] Umio
    Sensei-san!
[00:55] Umio
    Sensei-san, are you all right?
[01:02] Umio
    Are you okay?
[01:11] Sensei
    I feel terrible.
[01:12] Umio
    There are no more trains.
[01:14] Umio
    Could you walk one more station?
[01:16] Umio
    I guess not.
[01:18] Umio
    A taxi?
[01:25] Umio
    Oh, well.
[01:28] Umio
    Do you want to come rest at my place?
[01:30] Sensei
    Okay.
[01:38] Umio
    Sensei-san, be careful, you're teetering.
[01:42] Umio
    Here.
[01:44] Umio
    Take my hand.
[02:15] Umio
    What's wrong, Sensei?
SIGN    The Hermit's Library
[02:18] Umio
    We're at my apartment.
[02:21] Umio
    I brought Sensei-san here
    because of the circumstances,
[02:24] ---
    but is this all right?
[02:26] Umio
    I'll be ready in 40 seconds.
[02:28] Umio
    Wait here, please.
[02:41] Umio
    Clean-up mission, start!
[02:44] Umio
    First, all the ero-manga and ero-doujins
    go in the back of the shelf.
[02:48] Umio
    And hide them with wholesome books.
SIGN    A Pervy Book | An Unwholesome Book | Not Upright | Sleazy Hentai | Sleazy | Super Ero | Eros | Ero | Ero | Eroero
SIGN    Fairly Normal | Interesting Book | Nice | Serious | Not Ero | Normal A Proper Book | Serious Business | Really Serious The Wholesome | Insanely Wholesome
[02:52] Umio
    Next, all my body pillows!
[02:54] Umio
    Stuff them in the closet!
[02:58] Umio
    Put all the scraps and
    tissues in my garbage bag.
[03:02] Umio
    Shove it in the bath tub!
[03:04] Umio
    Hide it with the shower curtain!
[03:06] Umio
    Any wives I can't put in
    my closet go in the fridge!
[03:10] Umio
    Change my computer desktop
    to the default one!
[03:13] Umio
    Clean the flooring, clear the odors!
[03:17] Umio
    Mission accomplished!
[03:22] Umio
    Thanks for waiting.
[03:26] Umio
    Are you all right?
[03:28] Sensei
    Yeah, I think I feel a lot better.
[03:31] Sensei
    I kind of let myself come
    to Umi-kun's place,
[03:35] ---
    but come to think of it, I'm kind of nervous.
[03:38] Sensei
    On top of that,
[03:41] Sensei
    He saw me embarrass myself!
[03:45] Umio
    Sensei-san, are you all right?
[03:47] Umio
    This'll refresh you. Drink it.
[03:50] Umio
    The washroom's over there.
[03:51] Umio
    Be sure to go as soon as you need to.
[03:54] Sensei
    Thanks.
[03:56] Sensei
    What's going on?
[03:57] Sensei
    He's nicer than usual.
[03:59] Sensei
    I've never seen Umi-kun like this.
[04:02] Sensei
    Is it because I'm drunk?
SIGN    Answer: He feels guilty for making her drink so much
[04:09] Sensei
    I want water.
[04:11] Umio
    Here.
[04:12] Sensei
    I feel sick.
[04:13] Sensei
    Rub my back.
[04:14] Umio
    Okay.
[04:15] Sensei
    Massage my shoulders.
[04:17] Umio
    Okay.
[04:18] Sensei
    Clean my glasses.
[04:19] Umio
    Okay.
[04:20] Sensei
    Fair-breeze my track jacket.
[04:22] Umio
    Okay.
[04:24] Sensei
    Umi-kun does everything I ask.
[04:27] Sensei
    All right, I can pretend I'm drunk.
[04:30] Sensei
    Now...
[04:31] Umio
    Yes?
[04:32] Sensei
    Uh...
[04:37] Sensei
    P-Pat my head.
[04:41] Umio
    What?
[04:45] Sensei
    I went too far!
[04:51] Umio
    Um, like this?
[04:55] Sensei
    Yeah.
[04:56] Umio
    Sorry, I'm kind of confused.
[04:59] Sensei
    Yeah.
[05:01] Umio
    Your hair's so shiny, Sensei-san.
[05:04] Sensei
    Yeah? Thanks.
[05:07] Sensei
    I didn't think he really would.
[05:09] Sensei
    But no more.
[05:12] Sensei
    Screw it, let's go.
[05:15] Sensei
    Can I... Can I put my head on your lap?
[05:19] Umio
    Huh?
[05:23] Sensei
    I said it!
[05:24] Sensei
    Is it okay? Will he freak out?
[05:28] Sensei
    He's hesitating!
[05:31] Sensei
    Look at his face!
    He doesn't know what to do!
[05:34] Sensei
    This floor's so hard and cold and gross!
[05:37] Sensei
    Do it, or I'll puke!
[05:38] Sensei
    Now! I'll puke now!
[05:40] Umio
    Okay, I got it.
[05:41] Umio
    It can't be helped.
[05:42] Umio
    Okay.
[05:44] Umio
    Here.
[06:04] Sensei
    No creepy sounds!
[06:06] Umio
    Sorry, I respond to having
    my thighs touched,
[06:09] Umio
    even when I have a cat on my lap.
[06:15] Sensei
    I'm okay now.
[06:16] Sensei
    I'll take the first train home.
[06:18] Umio
    Take your time.
[06:20] Sensei
    Okay.
[06:21] Sensei
    Really, though,
[06:23] ---
    when I take a good look, it's nice and tidy.
[06:26] Sensei
    There's nothing otaku-ish about his room.
[06:31] Sensei
    You're reading this manga, too?
[06:34] Sensei
    Am I not allowed to read it?
[06:36] Umio
    No, I mean...
[06:37] Sensei
    Ah, I get it.
[06:39] Sensei
    Books are important.
[06:40] ---
    Uh... yeah!
[06:42] Umio
    The ero-hon behind it!
[06:44] Sensei
    Can I look something up online?
SIGN    Internet Eroxplorer
[06:47] Text
    The ero-website I was looking at earlier!
SIGN    Proper Chorome Search
[06:50] Sensei
    What's wrong, Umi-kun?
[06:53] Umio
    It's the other browser.
[06:55] Umio
    I'm saved.
[06:56] Sensei
    Can I put my bottle in the fridge?
[06:59] Sensei
    Hey, your closet looks
    like it's about to open.
[07:02] Sensei
    Where's the garbage bag?
[07:04] Sensei
    Are you all right?
[07:06] Umio
    Yes.
SIGN    Butt
[07:08] ---
    It's my butt cushion that was
    mixed with my normal ones, Shiri!
[07:13] ---
    I have to hide it before she finds out.
[07:15] ---
    Sensei-san,
[07:17] ---
    have you seen this manga?
[07:19] Sensei
    Which one?
[07:20] Umio
    This one.
[07:21] Sensei
    Why is he suddenly coming so close to me?
[07:24] Umio
    The backgrounds in this
    manga are edited photos,
[07:25] Umio
    Almost got it!
[07:27] ---
    but it's seriously good. See?
[07:30] Sensei
    Umi-kun put his hand on my shoulder!
[07:46] Umio
    Sensei-san's face up close.
[07:51] Umio
    Looking at her now, Sensei-san is...
[07:58] Sensei
    U-Umi—
[08:03] Umio
    Huh?
[08:05] Sensei
    Huh?
[08:22] Umio
    Garbage.
[08:23] Umio
    She's looking at me like
    she's looking at garbage!
[08:27] Umio
    After all that, she found out.
[08:29] Sensei
    Confiscated!
[08:30] Umio
    Okay.
SIGN    Park Map
[08:42] Kantoku
    Thank you, everyone, for gathering
    here on this busy day.
[08:49] Kantoku
    We will now begin the Umanohone Kantoku team
[08:51] ---
    cosplay cherry blossom picnic.
[08:54] Kantoku
    Cheers!
[08:56] All
    Cheers!
[09:03] Hio
    Let's dig in.
[09:04] All
    Let's eat.
[09:07] Hio
    I never knew there was a
    place like this so close to Uma.
[09:10] Kantoku
    Yeah, it's not crowded
    either. It's nice, right?
[09:14] Umio
    Kantoku, what exactly is this about?
[09:17] Kantoku
    What?
[09:17] Umio
    What about Tsumorin?
[09:19] Tsumorin
    I love cosplay!
[09:20] Umio
    What about Tsumorin?!
[09:21] Tsumorin
    I love drinking!
[09:23] Umio
    Why haven't you called Tsumorin?!
[09:25] Kantoku
    She's at a signing overseas.
[09:28] Umio
    Such a popular author.
[09:30] Kantoku
    Besides, she's an outsider.
[09:33] Umio
    Don't call her an outsider.
[09:35] Umio
    Why is G-men-san here?
[09:37] Umio
    She's totally cosplaying, too.
[09:39] Kantoku
    That's true.
[09:41] Kantoku
    Don't drink.
[09:44] Kantoku
    Say something.
[09:46] Kantoku
    You're pretty wasted!
[09:48] Hio
    Sommelier-kun invited her.
[09:53] Hio
    Come on, the more the merrier.
[09:58] Kantoku
    Fine, I guess.
[10:03] Umio
    Help me!
[10:04] Umio
    My manuscript won't go through!
[10:07] Sensei
    There, there, let's drink
    up and forget about it.
[10:13] Sensei
    Damn, you're strong.
[10:16] Sensei
    Now, one more.
[10:18] Sensei
    Here, Hiotan-senpai, G-men-san, drink up.
[10:22] Hio
    Thanks, just a little bit.
[10:24] ---
    Sure thing.
[10:24] G-men
    Thank you.
[10:25] ---
    Whoa, there.
[10:28] Umio
    How about you, Kameko-san?
[10:29] Kameko
    I can't take a drop of alcohol.
[10:32] Umio
    Oh, dear. Have some oolong tea, then.
[10:34] Kameko
    Thanks.
[10:36] Umio
    Fu-girl-san, chug that coffee milk!
[10:39] Fu-girl
    Yeah, thanks.
[10:41] Umio
    I'll gather the trash.
[10:43] Kantoku
    Umio's helper skills are activated.
[10:46] Umio
    Let's raise the roof!
SIGN    Bishoujo
SIGN    Coshee
[11:19] Kantoku
    What's up, Sommelier?
[11:21] Kantoku
    Are you smashed already?
[11:22] Hio
    Look who's talking, Kantoku.
    You're drinking oolong tea!
[11:26] Kantoku
    Huh?
[11:27] Hio
    Don't be a wimp!
[11:29] Kantoku
    Are you drunk?
[11:30] Hio
    Come on, drink up!
[11:33] Hio
    Are you telling me you
    can't handle my drinks?
[11:37] Kantoku
    Dude, you're annoying.
    Someone help me.
[11:41] Tsumorin
    Want me to help you?
[11:43] Kantoku
    Tsumorin.
[11:46] Umio
    Tsumorin in the flesh!
[11:48] Umio
    Tsumorin!
[11:51] Kantoku
    Why're you here?
[11:52] Kantoku
    Didn't you go overseas yesterday?
[11:53] Tsumorin
    It was a day trip!
SIGN    Earth's pretty small...
SIGN    Taiwan Gifts
[11:56] Tsumorin
    I left yesterday morning
    and came home at night.
[11:59] Umio
    That's a tight schedule. Good work.
[12:02] Tsumorin
    Never mind that.
[12:03] ---
    Kan-chan,
[12:04] Kantoku
    Yes?
[12:05] Tsumorin
    Why didn't you invite me to come
    to the cherry blossom picnic?
[12:08] Kantoku
    I knew you were at a signing overseas.
[12:10] Tsumorin
    Nope!
[12:12] Tsumorin
    You deliberately set up the picnic
    on the same day as my signing.
[12:14] Tsumorin
    You would have moved it if you knew.
[12:16] Tsumorin
    Or you'd at least have let me know.
[12:23] Kantoku
    I, um, Tsumorin?
[12:26] Tsumorin
    Just because I was a bit
    wild at a picnic one time.
SIGN    First year
SIGN    Beautiful Memories of Tsumorin the Drunk
SIGN    Second year
SIGN    Third year
[12:30] Kantoku
    Every year!
[12:31] Kantoku
    And not just a bit!
[12:32] Kantoku
    You knew it?
[12:34] Hio
    You're an awful man, Kantoku.
[12:35] Kameko
    The worst.
[12:36] Kameko
    Enemy of womankind!
[12:37] Umio
    My enemy!
[12:38] Kantoku
    Stop it, you're being deceived.
[12:41] Hio
    Kantoku, you cakeface!
[12:43] Kantoku
    Why you little!
[12:47] Tsumorin
    It's okay.
[12:51] Tsumorin
    I made it.
[12:52] Tsumorin
    Let's all have fun and drink up.
[12:56] Tsumorin
    However, Kantoku, you're no good.
[12:59] Kameko
    Kantoku's down.
[13:01] Hio
    Tsumorin wins!
[13:03] Tsumorin
    Yes!
[13:05] Tsumorin
    Let's drink. Here you are, Umio-kun.
[13:08] Umio
    Thank you.
[13:12] Tsumorin
    My, you're strong.
[13:16] Umio
    As many liters as you can give me, Tsumorin.
[13:18] Tsumorin
    Oh, I'm so happy.
[13:20] Tsumorin
    You're so awesome.
[13:24] Kameko
    Umio's down.
[13:26] Sensei
    Umi-kun.
[13:27] Tsumorin
    Oh, too bad.
[13:28] Tsumorin
    Sommelier-kun's next.
[13:30] Tsumorin
    Where's Sommelier-kun?
[13:32] Tsumorin
    Oh my, he's already down.
[13:36] Tsumorin
    Good night, sleep tight!
[13:39] Hio
    No more!
[13:41] Tsumorin
    Let's drink!
SIGN    Umio Kantoku Sommelier
[13:46] Hio
    It makes sense why Kantoku
    didn't call Tsumorin.
[13:49] Sensei
    I get it now.
[13:50] Tsumorin
    Hey, Sensei-chan.
[13:51] Tsumorin
    You haven't had enough sake, have you?
[13:53] Tsumorin
    And you don't not have inadequate
    girl power, don't you?
[13:55] Sensei
    What does my girl power
    have to do with anything?
[13:59] Tsumorin
    Come on, it's warm outside.
[14:01] Tsumorin
    You have to wear something more revealing.
[14:03] Tsumorin
    No! S-Stop it!
[14:04] Tsumorin
    Come on! Take it off!
[14:06] Tsumorin
    No!
[14:08] Tsumorin
    A beat-up neckline, two tee-shirts,
[14:11] ---
    frayed ends, moth holes, the print
    is so faded it's almost white.
[14:17] Sensei
    Say something!
[14:20] Sensei
    FML!
[14:21] Tsumorin
    Oh, Hio-tan.
[14:23] Tsumorin
    My, what nice boobs you have.
[14:25] Tsumorin
    Let's do naughty things together.
[14:26] ---
    Stop!
[14:27] Tsumorin
    No one's watching.
[14:27] Hio
    They are, they're taking pictures!
[14:29] Tsumorin
    See, no one's watching!
[14:45] Kameko
    Tsumorin's finally quiet.
[14:48] Kameko
    Oy vey.
[14:50] Umio
    Is Tsumorin asleep?
[14:52] Kameko
    Umio-kun.
[14:53] Umio
    I recover quickly.
[14:56] Umio
    Everyone's smashed, huh?
[14:59] Umio
    Let's drink a little more.
[15:04] Kameko
    I'm in.
[15:17] Umio
    Maybe we should wake everyone up now.
[15:19] Kameko
    Let's let them sleep a little more.
[15:22] Kameko
    No, Tsumorin and Sensei-chan
    seem sleep-deprived.
[15:27] Umio
    You're amazing, Kameko-san.
[15:30] Kameko
    What brings that up?
[15:32] Umio
    You're paying attention to everyone.
[15:34] Umio
    I guess I'm not surprised.
[15:39] Kameko
    Do you have anyone you like?
[15:44] Umio
    What brings that up?
[15:45] Kameko
    No, you're so kind and perceptive.
[15:49] Kameko
    It seems like you always take a
    step back to see the whole picture.
[15:54] Kameko
    You'll end up part of the
    audience if you keep it up.
[16:02] Kameko
    Oh, taking photos is about
    taking slices of life.
[16:05] Kameko
    So a good photographer has to be invisible.
[16:08] Kameko
    I mean, well,
[16:12] ---
    I don't know what I'm talking about.
[16:14] Kameko
    Never mind. Forget I said that.
[16:15] ---
    Juice, juice...
[16:16] Umio
    Kameko-san.
[16:19] Umio
    I'm watching over you well.
[16:25] Kameko
    You don't have to watch over me.
[16:29] Kameko
    Let's take pictures.
[16:31] Kameko
    Say cheese, Umio-kun.
[16:35] Kameko
    The cherry blossoms are pretty.
[16:42] Umio
    Sensei-san.
[16:43] Sensei
    Let me put my head on your lap, you bastard.
[16:46] Sensei
    Pat my head, you bastard.
[16:50] Sensei
    Don't be so cheap!
SIGN    When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom
SIGN    Manager
[21:16] Manager
    We'll begin our morning assembly.
SIGN    Every Staff Member at Umanohone
[21:19] All
    Yes.
[21:20] Manager
    Welcome.
SIGN    Who knew there were so many?
[21:21] All
    Welcome.
[21:23] Manager
    Thank you.
[21:24] All
    Thank you.
[21:25] Manager
    My apologies.
[21:27] All
    My apologies.
[21:29] Manager
    Please wait.
[21:31] All
    Please wait.
[21:33] Manager
    The boobs are this way.
[21:35] All
    The boobs are this way.
[21:37] Manager
    Wnerland opens today!
[21:40] All**
    Wnerland opens today!
[21:42] Manager**
    Yes, lolita! No touch!
[21:45] All
    Yes, lolita! No touch!
[21:48] Manager
    But I'm a boy. Are you sure?
[21:51] All
    But I'm a boy. Are you sure?
[21:54] Manager
    Umanohone workout!
[21:57] Manager
    Grovel on all fours!
[21:59] Manager
    Raise your ass high and take
    the female leopard pose!
[22:02] Manager
    And now spread your legs wide!
    The M-leg pose!
[22:07] Manager
    Stay in position, and
    "I couldn't resist the d*ng!"
[22:13] Manager
    And back.
[22:14] Manager
    Stand for the company theme song.
[22:19] Manager
    I'm the manager, you're working overtime
[22:21] Manager
    Forget your weekend plans,
    our hours are a crime
[22:25] Manager
    To hell with labor laws,
[22:29] Manager
    all your friends are gone
[22:31] Manager
    Yamada's quitting Uma
[22:33] Manager
    What? He never said he would've!
[22:36] Manager
    Missed the final train?
    Hit up the net cafe!
[22:38] Manager
    We're here in Denki-gai,
    but you look down tonight
[22:41] Manager
    Missed out on Comikat,
    is that the reason why?
[22:43] Manager
    Well time to hit the sack,
    play with yourself and cry
[22:48] A
    Manager, LLO's on hold, right?
[22:50] ---
    Get me Superfap-sensei's new title, too.
[22:53] Manager
    Report!
[22:55] Manager
    Commercial 18+ floor!
[22:56] A
    Sir!
[22:57] A
    We're expecting a large crowd today
    due to Happy Milk-sensei's new title.
[23:01] Manager
    Good, next!
[23:03] Manager
    Games and video!
[23:04] B
    Sir!
[23:05] B
    Today's the end-of-the-month ero-game day.
[23:07] B
    The staff pick is "Super-scant
    Perviest Person in the Universe!"
[23:09] Manager
    Good, have one on hold, please.
[23:11] B
    Yes.
[23:12] Manager
    Next, commercial light novels floor.
[23:14] Manager
    "Everyone On Earth Except Me Has Become
    My Younger Sister" goes on sale today.
[23:19] Manager
    I'm recommending Asumi.
[23:20] Manager
    I'm a Mayumi man.
[23:22] Manager
    I'm looking forward to
    working with you today.
[23:26] All
    Looking forward to it.
[23:31] Kantoku
    Okay, let's get to work.
[23:33] All
    Okay.
[23:41] ---
    Denki-gai no
    Honya-san
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Thank You!!!
SIGN    Illustration: Mizu Asato