5 - Panties in the Spring / I am Rain / Rustling

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[00:04] Sensei
    Umi-kun...
[00:05] Umio
    Yes?
[00:07] Sensei
    Do you... uh...
[00:13] ---
    want to see panties?
[00:15] Sensei
    I'm asking if you want
    me to show you panties.
[00:20] Sensei
    No, it's not like that!
[00:23] Umio
    Sensei-san.
[00:26] Sensei
    You like panties, don't you?
[02:00] (Flashback) Kantoku
    No good.
[02:02] (Flashback) Kantoku
    All the manga you draw
    have the same problem.
SIGN    Panties in the Spring
[02:07] (Flashback) Kantoku
    Your art is definitely good.
[02:09] (Flashback) Kantoku
    And your girls are cute.
[02:11] (Flashback) Kantoku
    They're cute, but there's
    a fatal lack of panties.
[02:19] (Flashback) Kantoku
    Panties provide a straightforward sexiness.
[02:22] (Flashback) Kantoku
    You don't do enough service.
[02:25] (Flashback) Sensei
    But I show panties in this frame.
[02:28] (Flashback) Sensei
    And I don't think people expect
    that kind of thing from my mangas.
[02:32] (Flashback) Kantoku
    Your panties aren't panties.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kantoku
    They're just a blob of cloth.
[02:37] (Flashback) Kantoku
    You can't just show them.
[02:39] (Flashback) Kantoku
    The situation leading up to the panties,
[02:41] (Flashback) Kantoku
    the ratio of panties to everything else,
[02:43] (Flashback) Kantoku
    the reactions of the characters...
[02:44] (Flashback) Kantoku
    All that goes into panties.
[02:47] (Flashback) Kantoku
    You can tell good panties from the draft.
[02:50] (Flashback) Kantoku
    So as part of your training,
     I'll have you set up this shelf.
SIGN    Spring Panties Festival
[02:58] (Flashback) Kantoku
    Umanohone's annual fair:
[03:00] (Flashback) Kantoku
    The Wholesome Erohon Special!
[03:02] (Flashback) Kantoku
    Also known as the Spring Panties Festival!
[03:05] (Flashback) Kantoku
    This example is from last year.
[03:07] (Flashback) Sensei
    "S-Spring Panties Festival."
[03:10] (Flashback) Kantoku
    Here's a hint:
[03:13] (Flashback) Kantoku
    There's no boy that hates panties.
[03:17] ---
    Boys don't hate underwear.
[03:21] Sensei
    And that's what he said to me.
[03:26] Umio
    These are all manga with good panties.
[03:30] Umio
    I'm not an expert, but this is all I know of.
[03:33] Umio
    Please read them.
[03:37] Sensei
    But it's spring. Why does Kantoku
    want to do a panties festival?
[03:43] Umio
    Sensei, don't you notice something?
[03:49] Sensei
    This is set in the spring.
[03:52] Sensei
    This one, too.
[03:53] Sensei
    And this one.
[03:53] Umio
    Exactly!
[03:54] Umio
    Panties are a given when you meet
[03:56] ---
    someone at the beginning
    of a new time in your life.
[03:57] Umio
    You fall over walking unfamiliar streets.
[03:59] Umio
    You get pranked by the wind in the
    uniform you aren't used to wearing.
[04:02] Umio
    The color of cherry blossoms.
[04:03] Umio
    The color of panties.
[04:06] Umio
    Spring is
[04:08] ---
    the season of panties.
[04:13] Sensei
    Spring is
[04:15] Sensei
    the season of panties.
[04:20] Umio
    I'm not an expert, but I know that much.
[04:22] Umio
    So here, Sensei-san.
[04:25] Sensei
    You can't even see the panties here.
[04:28] Sensei
    This isn't helpful.
[04:31] Sensei
    No.
[04:32] Sensei
    By hiding the panties so
    incessantly, it's as if...
[04:36] ---
    they're not wearing panties!
[04:39] Umio
    There's more to panties
    than just showing them.
[04:42] Umio
    By going to the very edge
    of not showing panties,
[04:44] ---
    you give the reader the hope that
    she might not be wearing any at all.
[04:48] Umio
    This is
[04:49] ---
    the Condition of Not Wearing panties!
[04:52] Umio
    There are infinite possibilities
    until the skirt is lifted.
[04:56] Umio
    It's known as Schrodinger's Panties!
[04:58] Umio
    I'm not an expert, but even I know that.
[05:01] Umio
    This is basic knowledge!
[05:03] Sensei
    I never knew.
[05:05] Sensei
    It's so deep.
[05:06] Umio
    All right then,
[05:08] ---
    let's build the panties shelf.
SIGN    Tentative Panties Festival Venue
[05:18] Sensei
    Just watch me, Panties Master!
SIGN    Mascot character
    Umanami-chan
SIGN    Umanami!
[05:26] Sensei
    I-It is done, Master.
[05:29] Umio
    Indeed, let's see.
[05:31] Umio
    The display pops out...
[05:33] Umio
    You've even used real panties
    to really catch people's attention.
[05:37] Umio
    And the manga...
[05:41] Umio
    A good assortment indeed.
[05:43] Umio
    I see many fresh panties.
SIGN    She Must Be Wearing Panties
    Dark Panties in Hell -- Panties are Hell!
    My Panties are Blue Once a Week
    Panties are actually tasty!! 100 Panty Recipes
    Panties! Panties! High school
    Anti-Panty
    Her and Her Panties
[05:50] Umio
    It's a liftable uniform skirt display!
[06:00] Umio
    Incredible!
[06:02] Umio
    It almost lifts up, but it doesn't.
[06:04] Umio
    Brilliant!
[06:05] Sensei
    And for the buyers of select products...
[06:10] Sensei
    A panties-style hat!
[06:13] Umio
    There's nothing to be
    ashamed of; it's just a hat!
[06:16] Umio
    Excellent.
[06:18] Umio
    I have nothing more to teach you.
[06:21] Umio
    I'm not an expert to begin with.
[06:22] Sensei
    Master!
[06:22] Sensei
    Panties Master!
[06:25] Umio
    That's enough acting.
[06:27] Sensei
    Yeah.
[06:28] Umio
    This is amazing.
[06:29] Umio
    It's full of good ideas.
[06:31] Sensei
    Thanks.
[06:32] Sensei
    It's thanks to you.
[06:34] Umio
    You surprised me at first, though.
[06:36] Umio
    You asked me if I wanted to see panties.
[06:37] Sensei
    That was a little mistake.
[06:41] Sensei
    Don't laugh!
[06:45] Sensei
    But you know,
[06:47] ---
    do you ever want to see my panties?
[06:57] Sensei
    I-I take it back.
[06:58] Sensei
    Never mind.
[07:00] Umio
    Y-Yes.
[07:06] Sensei
    Stop imagining it!
[07:07] Umio
    Sorry.
[07:10] Sensei
    Anyway,
[07:13] ---
    I thought I knew more or
    less everything about manga.
[07:18] Sensei
    Looks like I'm not there yet.
[07:20] Sensei
    Now I know I still have a lot to learn.
[07:24] Sensei
    All right,
[07:26] ---
    I'm going to write a good manga.
[07:30] Umio
    About that manga...
[07:36] Hio
    I'm late.
[07:38] Hio
    The store's going to open.
[07:42] Hio
    Hey.
[07:42] Umio
    Why...
[07:44] ---
    do you show Kantoku but not me?
[07:48] Hio
    Show? What?
[07:50] Sensei
    No, I'm showing Kantoku because
    he gives me good advice.
[07:54] Umio
    This is rude of me, but I'd like to
[07:59] ---
    at least see your panties!
[08:04] Umio
    No, that wouldn't mean anything.
[08:06] Umio
    Show me everything.
[08:09] Sensei
    N-Not everything. I'm too shy.
[08:11] Hio
    No duh!
[08:12] Umio
    But you'd show Kantoku everything?
[08:15] Hio
    You showed Kantoku everything?!
[08:17] Sensei
    But you're always looking
    forward to seeing it.
[08:20] Hio
    You're always seeing it?!
[08:22] Sensei
    I thought it might ruin half
    the fun if I showed you early.
[08:25] Hio
    What are you having fun doing?!
[08:28] Hio
    I can't handle anymore.
[08:29] Hio
    Help!
[08:30] Sensei
    And I'm too embarrassed to show you my draft.
[08:35] Umio
    Sensei, I like your manga.
[08:38] Umio
    Don't be embarrassed.
[08:39] Umio
    Be confident.
[08:44] Umio
    Thanks, I feel a little more confident.
[08:48] Kantoku
    Hio-tan,
[08:50] ---
    stop pulling me.
[08:51] Hio
    But they're— they're—
[08:54] Kantoku
    It's probably a misunderstanding
    on Hio-tan's part.
[08:57] Umio
    I want to see more than just your panties.
[09:01] Umio
    I want to see your boobs and butt!
[09:05] Sensei
    I-I get that you desire it.
[09:08] Sensei
    Please do from now on, then.
[09:11] Hio
    Umi-chan...
[09:13] Sensei
    Hio-tan?
[09:14] Umio
    Senpai!
[09:15] Sensei
    Hio-tan!
[09:16] Hio
    I never knew: finding out someone you
[09:19] ---
    thought was normal is really
    a pervert makes you cry.
[09:25] Uma
    Denki-gai no Honya-san.
[09:33] Fu
    The humidity's making my hair bouncy.
[09:35] Hio
    I know, right?
[09:37] Fu
    Hio-tan.
[09:38] Fu
    Do you have a hair dryer?
[09:39] Hio
    Forget it.
[09:40] Hio
    It doesn't matter how much you dry it.
    When it rains, it's going to end up like this.
SIGN    Poof
[09:44] Fu
    You're right.
[09:46] Hio
    Can't do anything about humidity.
[09:48] Sensei
    My hair's never ended up like
    that because of the humidity.
[09:52] Sensei
    Is it because I don't have enough girl power?
[09:58] Hio
    I bet Kame-chan has a hard time, too.
[10:01] Kameko
    Th-That's not true.
[10:07] Hio
    It's so much fuller than usual. Can I see?
[10:10] Kameko
    No.
[10:18] Hio
    Awesome afro.
[10:20] Fu
    It's cute.
[10:20] Kameko
    It's not an afro.
[10:23] Kameko
    I envy your pretty hair.
[10:26] Sensei
    R-Really?
[10:27] Kantoku
    We're opening now.
[10:29] ---
    Okay.
[10:31] Kantoku
    Huh? Where's Sommelier?
[10:32] Kameko
    He's not here yet.
[10:34] Sensei
    Is he late? That doesn't happen often.
[10:36] Hio
    Sommelie—
[10:46] A
    You, why are you dressed like that?
[10:48] Kantoku
    What are you doing, Sommelier?
[10:50] Sensei
    I want to do a life drawing.
[10:52] Kantoku
    Dude, Sensei!
[10:53] Sensei
    Can I touch you? For science?
[10:56] Kantoku
    Sommelier, wear something so
    you don't get Hio-tan excited!
[10:59] Hio
    I-I'm not excited!
[11:01] Kameko
    That's it, great!
[11:02] Kantoku
    Kameko!
[11:07] Kantoku
    What's up with your hair?
[11:08] Hio
    It was really poofy,
    so Hio-tan tied it for me.
[11:12] Hio
    It's weird, right?
[11:14] Kantoku
    It actually looks good on you.
[11:20] Kameko
    You're not going to get
    anything by complimenting me.
[11:25] Kantoku
    Okay, let's get ready for lunch, you two.
SIGN    Huge Boobs
SIGN    Ramen
[12:06] Fu
    It's really coming down now.
[12:29] Hio
    It's so humid.
[12:31] Hio
    I just shrinkwrapped this book,
    and it's already so wrinkly.
[12:34] Kantoku
    You should set the temperature lower.
[12:37] G-men
    How unwholesome.
[12:39] G-men
    Despicable.
SIGN    Despicable indeed.
SIGN    It's all unwholesome!
SIGN    This is for evidence.
SIGN    And I'd like the B bonus.
[12:50] Kantoku
    Thank you.
SIGN    Huge Boobs
[13:05] Kantoku
    What the hell are you doing, Sommelier?
[13:08] Kantoku
    Hio-tan, not you, too!
[13:10] Sensei
    Science! Science!
[13:11] Kantoku
    Stop it, Kameko!
[13:12] Kantoku
    Sensei, stop tinkering with it!
[13:13] A
    Put that girl down!
[13:15] A
    You!
[13:16] Kantoku
    Yes?
[13:17] A
    You're causing a ruckus!
[13:19] A
    All the time!
[13:19] A
    I'm busy, you know.
[13:21] Kantoku
    Sorry.
[13:33] G-men
    How unwholesome!
[13:36] G-men
    Your existence is unwholesome!
[13:39] G-men
    You walking book of unwholesomeness!
[13:43] G-men
    Riotous!
[13:44] G-men
    Despicable!
[13:45] G-men
    Research!
[13:46] G-men
    I must submit it as evidence!
SIGN    Please take me I like dried sardines
SIGN    Home Center
SIGN    Kitty litter
SIGN    Nyanderful Dried Sardines
SIGN    Kitty potty
[16:02] Umio
    What?!
[16:04] Umio
    The light novel author Tsumori Haruka
[16:06] ---
    a.k.a. Tsumorin is coming to Umanohone?!
[16:09] Kantoku
    She's holding a signing.
[16:12] Umio
    Tsumorin, the writer of the Die Heart 2
     Momohara Onomi-chan scenario.
[16:16] Umio
    I want to see her live, even just a glimpse!
[16:19] Hio
    I heard she's at the Uma office saying hi.
[16:22] Hio
    You should go.
[16:25] Umio
    No, I won't meet her.
[16:27] Hio
    Why not?
[16:28] Umio
    I could die to meet her,
[16:30] ---
    but it would be a an abuse of
    authority— a personal affair.
[16:33] Umio
    I will see her from a
    distance as another fan.
[16:36] Umio
    This is my duty as a fan!
[16:39] Umio
    I want to see her do well
    because she's a new author.
[16:43] Hio
    Are you going, Kantoku?
[16:45] Kantoku
    No, I'll pass.
[16:51] Tsumorin
    Hi, everyone.
SIGN    Tsumorin
[16:57] Tsumorin
    Good morning.
[17:00] Umio
    Tsumorin!
[17:01] Tsumorin
    Kan-chan, long time no see.
[17:03] Tsumorin
    How've you been?
[17:08] Umio
    Tsumorin was an Uma employee?
[17:10] Kameko
    Yeah, before she became a writer.
[17:13] Kantoku
    She insisted on helping.
[17:16] Kantoku
    But why are you dressed like that?
[17:18] Tsumorin
    It's my dress for today.
[17:20] Kantoku
    You still really like cosplay, huh?
[17:22] Kantoku
    Why didn't I start work earlier?
[17:25] Kantoku
    I want to go back in time and punch
    myself if it'd make me work at Uma!
[17:28] Kantoku
    Can you take your post, if you're helping?
[17:30] Kantoku
    You're stocking with Hio-tan.
[17:32] Kantoku
    Umio, you go to the back and put
    the bonuses in the magazines.
[17:35] Umio
    Please no, Kantoku!
[17:37] Hio
    Hey, they're pretty close.
[17:40] Hio
    I thought they didn't like
    each other, since Kantoku
[17:43] ---
    didn't seem to want to see her.
[17:46] Kameko
    Those two used to go out.
[17:49] Hio
    Yeah?
[17:56] Hio
    You mean, go out, not as
    in shopping and stuff?
[17:59] Kameko
    No, dating.
[18:01] Hio
    Not going out to karate or anything?
[18:02] Kameko
    As boyfriend and girlfriend.
[18:08] Tsumorin
    Nice to meet you, Hio-tan-san.
[18:10] Hio
    Nice to meet you.
[18:12] Hio
    I can't believe she used to date Kantoku.
[18:15] Hio
    What is she like, exactly?
[18:18] Kantoku
    Can you put those out?
[18:20] Tsumorin
    Okay.
[18:21] Tsumorin
    Here we go.
[18:24] Hio
    She picked up all those books at once!
[18:26] Hio
    I could never do that.
[18:29] Hio
    She's a skilled woman.
[18:32] ---
    Ow!
[18:36] Tsumorin
    I messed up.
[18:41] Kantoku
    I spent two hours stacking that tower!
[18:44] Tsumorin
    Sorry—
[18:46] Kantoku
    The big pop-up!
[18:48] Kantoku
    The banner!
[18:49] Kantoku
    The shelf!
[18:51] Hio
    This is a skilled woman?
[18:56] Kantoku
    Who asked you to join in?
[18:58] Hio
    I wanted to be a skilled woman.
[19:02] Tsumorin
    Kan-chan.
[19:03] Kantoku
    It's fine.
[19:04] Kantoku
    Go inside and insert the bonuses in the
[19:05] ---
    magazines and wrap them up for me.
[19:07] Kantoku
    You were the one that
[19:09] ---
    taught me not to carry
    more than you can handle.
[19:13] Tsumorin
    Sorry.
[19:14] Tsumorin
    I got carried away thinking about the past.
[19:19] Kantoku
    Damn.
[19:21] Kantoku
    She takes a lot of work.
[19:27] Tsumorin
    Sorry, I'm a klutz.
[19:30] Hio
    No, I am, too.
[19:33] Hio
    Like yesterday, I put up magazines
    before I hadn't counted them.
[19:36] Hio
    And I got slow and made a
    huge lineup at the register.
[19:39] Tsumorin
    It's tough.
[19:40] Tsumorin
    Kantoku used to get angry at me all the time.
[19:43] Tsumorin
    It brings back memories.
[19:46] Hio
    Kantoku gets angry at me all the time, too.
[19:49] Hio
    I got punished really hard yesterday.
[19:51] Tsumorin
    Really?
[19:54] Tsumorin
    Hey, what's Kantoku like?
[19:58] Hio
    He's mean, and he has a temper,
[20:04] ---
    and he's really weird.
[20:08] Tsumorin
    Kantoku hasn't changed.
[20:11] Tsumorin
    He used to tease me and be mean to me.
[20:15] Tsumorin
    And he used to wear a weird bikini.
[20:18] Hio
    She sounds so happy when
    she talks about Kantoku.
[20:23] Hio
    She must still—
[20:27] Hio
    I—
[20:34] Tsumorin
    Okay, Kan-chan,
[20:35] ---
    thanks for everything today.
[20:38] Kantoku
    All you did was make a mess, but sure.
[20:40] Tsumorin
    You're mean.
[20:44] Tsumorin
    I'm glad you're well.
[20:48] Tsumorin
    Can I come again?
[20:52] Kantoku
    As long as you don't get in the way.
[21:00] Umio
    Tsumorin went home already?
[21:02] Kantoku
    Yeah, she did.
[21:03] ---
    No!
[21:05] Umio
    There was so much I wanted
    to say and ask her.
[21:10] Umio
    May I visit you at home?
[21:12] Kantoku
    Why?
[21:14] Sensei
    I haven't been to Kantoku's place in a while.
[21:17] Kameko
    Can I come, too?
[21:19] Hio
    Okay, let's all go to Kantoku's house.
[21:22] Kantoku
    I never said you could.
[21:24] Hio
    But you said we could come again.
[21:30] Kantoku
    We have work tomorrow.
[21:32] Kantoku
    Go home in time for the last train.
[21:33] All
    Yay.
[21:38] Umio
    Come on, listen to me.
[21:41] Umio
    There are two versions of
    Tsumorin's debut work.
[21:44] Umio
    The expression is different
    in the middle section of
[21:47] ---
    page 120 in the second version.
[21:49] Umio
    "Mamiko licked the left eyeball"
    becomes "the right eyeball!"
[21:53] Umio
    This is crucial!
[21:54] Umio
    It changes the foreshadow in Volume 3 onward.
[21:57] Umio
    Are you listening, Kantoku?
[21:59] Umio
    Won't you understand?
[22:01] Kantoku
    Please, go home.
SIGN    Rustling
[22:03] Kantoku
    We're just getting started!
[22:04] Kantoku
    I don't want to!
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SIGN    Mahou Shoujo XX From Another World
SIGN    Until the Time of XX, every part of you is mine.
SIGN    Illustration: Sakurazawa Izumi
SIGN    Uma-kun's recommendation!
[23:46] [SONG] Text
    The newest piece by the writer
    of Die Heart 2 Onomi-chan route,
    Tsumori Haruka. What is the Time of XX?
     I want to become the possessive,
     cute kemomimi mahou shoujo's pet!
SIGN    Watch again!