9 - It's Not Love / Hey, How're You Feeling? / Snowy Night

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[00:03] A
    I'm leaving, now.
[00:05] A
    Are you sure you're going to
    be okay alone for three days?
[00:08] Hio
    I'll be fine, Onee-chan.
[00:10] A
    Be sure to hang the laundry out.
[00:13] Hio
    Okay.
[00:15] A
    Bye.
[00:19] Hio
    It's cold.
[00:25] Hio
    I have the early shift at Uma today.
[00:27] Hio
    I should take a bath and wake up.
[00:33] Hio
    Oh, no. Am I catching a cold?
[00:35] Hio
    I should take some medicine.
[02:17] Kantoku
    A cold?
[02:18] Hio
    I totally have a cold,
[02:21] Hio
    so please let me take the day off.
[02:24] Hio
    I sent you proof.
[02:27] Kantoku
    You didn't have to take a picture.
[02:29] Kantoku
    All right.
[02:30] Kantoku
    Take the day off.
[02:31] Kantoku
    I'll find someone to fill your shift.
[02:33] Hio
    Thank you.
[02:37] Hio
    He didn't get angry at me.
[02:39] Hio
    Good night.
SIGN    It's Not Love
[02:50] A
    Bye.
[02:53] B
    Watch out for cars.
[02:59] C
    Good morning.
[03:00] D
    Good morning.
[03:24] Hio
    I'm getting kinda hungry.
[03:31] Hio
    Yes?
[03:34] Hio
    Who'd be here at this hour?
[03:45] Kantoku
    Hey, don't close it.
[03:47] Hio
    Why are you here, Kantoku?
[03:49] Kantoku
    I'm here to check on your cold.
[03:51] Hio
    You didn't warn me!
[03:53] Kantoku
    I texted you.
[03:54] Kantoku
    You didn't respond, so I
    got worried and came over.
[03:59] Hio
    I didn't notice.
[04:01] Kantoku
    Jeez.
[04:02] Kantoku
    I'm glad you seem well, though.
[04:05] Kantoku
    Sorry I came.
[04:06] Kantoku
    I'm leaving.
[04:08] Kantoku
    I bought some stuff that might be useful.
[04:11] Kantoku
    I'll leave it here.
[04:13] Kantoku
    Later.
[04:28] Hio
    You better leave once you're done cooking.
[04:31] Kantoku
    I know.
[04:33] Kantoku
    I have to go to work soon, anyway.
[04:35] Kantoku
    Clean your table.
[04:36] Hio
    Leave right away, please.
[04:39] Hio
    Don't leave a trace when
    you blip out of existence.
[04:41] Kantoku
    I know, I'll leave.
[04:56] Kantoku
    You're okay with shiitake mushrooms, right?
[04:58] Hio
    Yes.
[05:04] Kantoku
    Where's the salt?
[05:05] Kantoku
    There you go.
[05:23] Kantoku
    Chew well.
[05:26] Hio
    Fine, then.
[05:31] Kantoku
    You don't have chili oil, huh?
[05:33] Kantoku
    I should have bought some.
[05:35] Hio
    It's okay.
[05:37] Kantoku
    Is it good?
[05:38] Hio
    It's fine.
[05:40] Hio
    Leave once you're done eating, please.
[05:42] Kantoku
    Fine, fine.
[05:45] Hio
    I'm starting to feel warm.
[05:47] Kantoku
    I put ginger in it.
[05:49] Kantoku
    It's good when you have a cold.
[05:51] Kantoku
    Do you hate ginger?
[05:52] Hio
    Not really.
[05:56] Kantoku
    I'm going, then.
[05:58] Kantoku
    Go to the doctor's if you can walk.
[06:00] Hio
    Okay.
[06:05] Hio
    He's gone.
[06:13] Hio
    I have to hang the laundry.
[06:16] Sensei-chan
    Welcome.
[06:18] Sensei-chan
    That'll be 1,400 yen.
[06:20] Sensei-chan
    Do you have a membership card?
[06:22] Fu-girl
    I heard Hio-tan has a cold.
[06:24] Kameko
    I got a photo from the scene, too.
[06:28] Fu-girl
    I wonder if she's okay.
[06:30] Kantoku
    She sent it to everyone at Uma.
[06:32] Kantoku
    Is it really something to brag about?
[06:34] Kantoku
    Get to work, you two.
[06:36] Kantoku
    We have new books from Yonkuri.
[06:38] K; H
    Yes.
[06:41] [Messenger] Text
    How're you feeling?
[06:50] Umio
    Kantoku, is that it for orders?
[06:54] Kantoku
    Is she sleeping?
[06:56] Umio
    Kantoku.
[06:59] Kantoku
    Sorry.
[07:19] Kantoku
    Hey, Hio-tan.
[07:21] Kantoku
    It's me.
[07:30] Kantoku
    Maybe she's at the hospital or something.
[07:36] Kantoku
    Hio-tan.
[07:36] Kantoku
    Hey, Hio-tan.
[07:38] Kantoku
    Are you all right?
[07:38] Kantoku
    Hey.
[07:40] Kantoku
    Dammit.
[07:46] Kantoku
    Hio-tan!
[07:56] Kantoku
    Where's a hospital that'd be open this late?
[08:02] Kantoku
    Hio-tan.
[08:03] Kantoku
    Hang in there.
[08:13] Kantoku
    Taxi.
[08:14] [SONG] Text
    Occupied
SIGN    Crap.
[08:37] Hio
    K-Kantoku.
[08:58] Hio
    Kantoku?
[09:00] Kantoku
    You're up, Hio-tan?
[09:02] Kantoku
    You got an IV at the hospital.
[09:04] Kantoku
    You just got home.
[09:05] Hio
    The hospital?
[09:07] Hio
    Right, I collapsed.
[09:11] Hio
    And then Kantoku came.
[09:13] Hio
    And then...
[09:20] Hio
    Kantoku, what was—
[09:22] Kantoku
    Calm down, Hio-tan.
[09:24] Hio
    I'm fine now.
[09:25] Hio
    Thank you.
[09:26] Kantoku
    Hey, Hio-tan!
[09:28] Kantoku
    I'm better now. Leave, please.
[09:30] Kantoku
    Hurry. Now.
[09:30] Kantoku
    I said, "calm down."
[09:31] Hio
    Why aren't you leaving?
[09:35] Kantoku
    I broke the door; I can't lock it.
[09:37] Kantoku
    So I'll stay the night.
[09:40] Hio
    Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:42] Kantoku
    What?
[09:43] Kantoku
    It'd be dangerous to leave it open.
[09:45] Kantoku
    I broke it.
[09:46] Kantoku
    It's my responsibility.
[09:48] Kantoku
    I won't attack a sick girl.
[09:50] Kantoku
    Don't worry.
[09:51] Kantoku
    Don't get your hopes up.
[09:52] Hio
    I'm not getting my hopes up!
[09:54] Hio
    I'm fine, okay?
[09:56] Hio
    Thank you.
[09:57] Hio
    Please leave.
[09:59] Kantoku
    I refuse.
[10:00] Hio
    Wh-Why?
[10:02] Kantoku
    How could I leave you to be
    alone when you're so weak?
[10:05] Kantoku
    I'm worried for you.
[10:21] Hio
    Aren't you going to sleep, Kantoku?
[10:25] Hio
    You can sleep, you know.
[10:27] Hio
    I don't think I'll be able to fall asleep.
[10:29] Kantoku
    Don't be silly.
[10:30] Kantoku
    Hurry up and sleep so you can get better.
[10:51] Kantoku
    She actually fell asleep.
[11:34] (Flashback) Kantoku
    You're always way too defenseless.
[11:39] (Flashback) Kantoku
    It's not my fault if I finally lose control.
[11:46] Hio
    Sheesh, Kantoku, what's your problem?
[11:51] Hio
    Is it fun playing with my feelings?
[12:01] Umio
    Kantoku's taking the day off sick?
[12:03] Sensei-chan
    Thank you for waiting. Next customer, please.
[12:06] Sensei-chan
    Umi-kun, get me more bonus
    posters and folders.
[12:09] Umio
    Okay.
[12:11] Umio
    Which box is it?
[12:13] Fu-girl
    We're out of stock.
[12:14] Fu-girl
    What's going on?
[12:15] Kameko
    Yonkuri new arrivals here.
[12:17] Kameko
    We're getting complaints that there's
    role reversal fan fiction mixed in.
[12:19] Sensei-chan
    I told you not to let the
    cover art style confuse you.
[12:22] Sensei-chan
    Forget it, I'll handle it.
[12:25] Hio
    It's so much harder without Kantoku.
[12:29] Sensei-chan
    All right, let's all go check
    on Kantoku when we're done.
[12:32] All
    Yeah!
[12:33] Hio
    No.
[12:34] Hio
    You'll just spread the damage
    if you get sick, too.
[12:37] Fu-girl
    I want to have a rice soup party.
[12:39] Hio
    No.
[12:40] Hio
    Never!
[12:45] Kantoku
    Tasty.
[12:48] Sensei-chan
    What? Sick again?
[12:50] Hio
    Yeah, see, here's proof.
[12:52] Sensei-chan
    You don't have to prove it.
[12:55] Sensei-chan
    Okay, I'll be there right away.
[12:58] Sensei-chan
    All right.
SIGN    Hey, How're You Feeling?
[13:01] Sensei-chan
    Thanks for helping me carry
    all this, Sommelier-kun.
[13:05] Sensei-chan
    I've never been to Hio-tan's place before.
[13:09] Sensei-chan
    I have another reason for
    going to Hio-tan's place,
[13:11] ---
    aside from checking up on her:
[13:14] Sensei-chan
    to see the secret to her cuteness.
[13:17] Sensei-chan
    The source of her girl power.
[13:23] Sensei-chan
    Quite a few fancy houses.
[13:26] Sensei-chan
    Hio-tan must live in a nice house, too.
[13:37] Sensei-chan
    It's actually pretty old.
[13:38] Sensei-chan
    It's about as old as Sommelier-kun's.
[13:40] Sensei-chan
    Is this another rule of girl power?
[13:42] Sensei-chan
    I'll have to note it down later.
[13:46] Sensei-chan
    Hio-tan.
[13:52] Hio
    Hey, it's Sensei-chan and Sommelier-kun.
[13:55] Hio
    Thanks for coming.
[13:58] Sensei-chan
    Rule number two: wear shabby clothes at home.
[14:01] Sensei-chan
    Everything I thought I knew
    about girl power was wrong.
[14:03] Sensei-chan
    This is important.
[14:05] Hio
    Here's my room.
[14:09] Sensei-chan
    Rule number three: have a messy room.
[14:12] Sensei-chan
    Perhaps crudeness is a necessity at times.
[14:15] Sensei-chan
    Anyway, here: water and food.
[14:18] Hio
    Thanks.
[14:19] Hio
    Also, Sommelier-kun
[14:21] ---
    brought movies and manga
    for when you can't sleep.
[14:25] Hio
    Thanks.
[14:26] Sensei-chan
    How's your fever?
[14:30] Sensei-chan
    You have a really bad fever.
[14:31] Hio
    It won't go down.
[14:33] Sensei-chan
    Just get some sleep.
[14:35] Sensei-chan
    Is there anything you want me to do?
[14:39] Hio
    Can you hang the stuff that's in the washer?
[14:44] Sensei-chan
    Rule number four: put your
    washing machine outside.
[14:53] Sensei-chan
    C-Crazy underwear!
[14:55] Sensei-chan
    It hides almost nothing!
[15:02] Sensei-chan
    H?
[15:03] Sensei-chan
    A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
[15:06] Sensei-chan
    H!
[15:07] Sensei-chan
    Just how big is it?
[15:12] Sensei-chan
    It doesn't latch on anywhere.
[15:14] Sensei-chan
    This is H?
[15:20] Sensei-chan
    I've seen this in a magazine.
[15:22] Sensei-chan
    It's that fishnet that turns you into pork!
[15:24] Sensei-chan
    I've never actually touched one.
[15:27] Sensei-chan
    Wait, what's this thing?
[15:30] Sensei-chan
    It was in the washer, so that must
    mean it's something you wear.
[15:34] Sensei-chan
    Where, exactly?
[15:37] Sensei-chan
    Is it a hairband?
[15:40] Sensei-chan
    It gets in the way of my vision, but I guess
[15:43] ---
    you have to deal with it to be a fancy girl.
[15:46] Sensei-chan
    But really?
[15:50] Sensei-chan
    Hio-tan.
[15:51] Hio
    I want Hagen-Dazs.
[15:54] Sensei-chan
    She's always dressed so cute,
[15:56] Sensei-chan
    but she has a monster underneath it.
[16:00] Sensei-chan
    This is good research.
[16:02] Sensei-chan
    Beware, girl power!
[16:04] Hio
    Sensei-chan.
[16:06] Hio
    Why are you taking pictures?
[16:08] Hio
    Those are my sister's.
[16:11] Kantoku
    It is merciless. It has come again.
[16:15] Kantoku
    Are you all armed?
[16:17] All
    Yes.
[16:19] Umio
    I brought the PC version of
    the ero-game Die Heart 3.
[16:22] Kantoku
    Good. Sommelier.
[16:24] Kantoku
    An ero-hon with bonus pantsu.
[16:26] Kantoku
    Impressive.
[16:27] Kantoku
    Sensei.
[16:28] Kantoku
    Various manga for singles.
[16:30] Kantoku
    A curveball.
[16:31] Kantoku
    But not bad.
[16:33] Fu-girl
    I brought this BL comic that got chosen
[16:35] ---
    at this year's "This BL is seriously good."
[16:38] Kameko
    Singles can sleep well with this.
[16:41] Hio
    I brought a whisper CD by
    a popular voice actress.
[16:46] Kantoku
    All right, let's move out.
[16:47] All
    Hooah!
SIGN    Christmas Damage Control
SIGN    The horror
    creeps upon
    us!!
SIGN    Christmas cancellation notice
SIGN    For Singles
SIGN    Keep Santa Out
[16:53] Umio
    Beware, people!
SIGN    Snowy Night
[16:55] Umio
    A massive, powerful Christmas is approaching!
[16:58] Kameko
    Solo play is dangerous.
    Get your weapons here.
[17:03] Kameko
    Women here.
[17:06] Hio
    The Christmas corner is
    pretty strong this year.
[17:10] Fu-girl
    Yeah, it's because Kantoku's so busy
[17:13] ---
    with work that he had to cancel
    the Christmas party this year.
[17:17] Fu-girl
    He's venting steam.
[17:18] Hio
    Oh, really?
[17:24] Kantoku
    Tsumorin.
[17:27] Tsumorin
    Kan-chan.
[17:30] Kantoku
    Wh-What are you here to buy?
[17:32] Tsumorin
    Come on, the same books as always.
SIGN    1,000 ways to %^$* Santa Claus
[17:35] Tsumorin
    Damage control for Christmas alone.
[17:37] Kantoku
    Don't buy such a disturbed book.
[17:39] Kantoku
    Who shelved that book?
[17:42] Tsumorin
    What? It's all your fault!
[17:45] Kantoku
    Stop crying.
[17:46] Kantoku
    Don't drink in the store.
[17:48] A
    What's going on? That guy
    has a girl crying at him.
[17:51] Umio
    What is this, a TV drama?
[17:53] Umio
    You sure are living the life.
[17:56] Kantoku
    Umio.
[17:57] Umio
    Banish him from our paradise!
[18:01] Tsumorin
    Serves you right.
[18:02] Sensei-chan
    Master Tsumorin.
[18:04] Sensei-chan
    Long time no see.
[18:06] Sensei-chan
    I have trained hard since then,
[18:09] Sensei-chan
    but I still don't understand.
[18:15] Sensei-chan
    What is girl power?
[18:18] Tsumorin
    Sorry, Sensei-chan.
[18:20] Tsumorin
    Forget everything I said.
[18:23] Tsumorin
    Girl power won't help get the
    attention of the one you love.
[18:27] Sensei-chan
    No.
[18:30] Sensei-chan
    Then what am I supposed to do?
[18:33] Tsumorin
    Don't worry.
[18:36] Tsumorin
    You have the person you
    love in front of you.
[18:39] ---
    You're more ladylike than anyone.
[18:43] Sensei-chan
    What are you saying?
[18:46] Tsumorin
    It's so obvious.
SIGN    End of Line
[18:49] Hio
    The line ends here.
[18:51] A
    Is Santa-san coming this year, too?
[18:57] Umio
    Look out!
[19:02] Hio
    Umi-chan.
[19:03] Kantoku
    Umio's down!
[19:06] Umio
    I-I'm fine.
[19:10] Umio
    Onomi-chan
[19:11] ---
    protected me.
[19:13] Kantoku
    Damn, you scared me.
[19:18] Hio
    It's windy all of a sudden.
[19:21] Kantoku
    This wind...
[19:23] Kantoku
    No.
[19:34] Kantoku
    G-men!
[19:37] Umio
    Look at her.
[19:38] Umio
    She's so ready to enjoy Christmas.
[19:41] Kantoku
    We have an emergency.
[19:42] Kantoku
    All assemble.
[19:57] G-men
    I come today with a request.
[20:05] G-men
    These books were deemed
    unwholesome and collected by us.
[20:09] G-men
    They're scheduled for destruction.
[20:12] G-men
    They're abandoned ero-hons.
SIGN    Sexy Onii-san!!
SIGN    Vegetable Miso Picnic
[20:14] G-men
    They haven't been used once.
SIGN    Pour that hot chocolate all over me
SIGN    I come in the spirit of the season with
SIGN    In the Windy City
[20:19] ---
    the hopes that they might be used even once.
SIGN    I trust that you would use them.
SIGN    That you would make their lives complete.
[20:31] B
    You're giving us these books?
[20:35] G-men
    And I want you to know
    that there are many books
[20:38] ---
    that do not follow the rules,
    and are collected and destroyed.
[20:42] G-men
    I don't want to see such
    tragic ero-hons being born.
[20:45] G-men
    I want them to follow the rules.
[20:57] Kantoku
    Direct the line-up.
[20:59] Umio
    But it won't earn us profits.
[21:01] Kantoku
    Just do it, now.
[21:02] Umio
    O-Okay.
[21:04] Umio
    Please line up single file.
[21:07] Kameko
    We're beginning the distribution.
SIGN    I Love Lolis!
SIGN    Adult
[21:13] A
    I'll use it like it's my own daughter.
[21:18] B
    This book was taken away;
    I thought I'd never get it.
SIGN    Miko Tales
SIGN    Adult
SIGN    1,000 Ways to Get a Hot Guy's Attention
[21:29] Tsumorin
    Thanks.
[21:33] C
    I'm glad I lived so long.
[21:36] D
    This turtle's just like yours, Dad.
[21:40] E
    It used to be an elephant.
[21:47] Kantoku
    This is totally an obstruction of business.
[21:50] G-men
    Well then, everyone, Merry Christmas.
[21:59] All
    Merry Erostmas!
SIGN    Manager
[23:37] Umio
    They say that Valentine's day is the memorial
    of the Roman Bishop Saint Valentine.
SIGN    Thank you for watching.
[23:40] Umio
    There is a tradition of giving
    gifts to those you care about.
SIGN    See you next time!
[23:42] Umio
    In Japan, there's a
    conspiracy amongst snack
[23:44] ---
    manufacturers to make women
    give men chocolates, apparently.
SIGN    Illustration: Ito Life
SIGN    See you again!
[23:50] ---