6 - Homeless

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[00:01] UH
    Good morning.
[00:03] Sensei
    Good morning.
[00:04] Hio
    You're here already?
[00:06] Sensei
    Yeah.
[00:09] Hio
    You're here early lately.
[00:11] Sensei
    A-Am I?
[00:14] Umio
    Sensei-san.
[00:17] Umio
    Your track jacket hasn't
    changed these past few days.
[00:24] Hio
    Don't you always wear the same track jacket?
[00:26] Umio
    No.
[00:28] Umio
    She actually has a lot of similar track jackets.
[00:30] Umio
    She changes them all the time.
[00:32] Hio
    Really?
[00:34] Umio
    That means Sensei-san hasn't
    gone home these past few days!
SIGN    Homeless
[02:12] Sensei
    Yes, it's true.
[02:14] Sensei
    I've been staying at work drawing manga.
[02:17] Sensei
    For the Bank Weekly newcomer award.
[02:22] Hio
    Sensei-chan, it's finally time.
[02:23] Umio
    Your first submission.
[02:26] Sensei
    But the due date is so near.
[02:29] Sensei
    I'm out of time.
[02:31] Sensei
    I don't have time to go back home,
[02:34] Sensei
    so I stayed at work.
[02:36] Sensei
    And I wore the same clothes.
    I fail as a girl.
[02:45] Umio
    How long have you been staying?
[02:48] Umio
    Two nights, so far.
[02:51] Hio
    You don't smell that bad, though.
[02:53] Sensei
    I do shower.
[02:54] Kameko
    You do smell nice.
[02:56] Sensei
    Stop sniffing me.
[02:57] Umio
    Where are you drawing?
[03:00] Sensei
    The Uma nap room.
[03:02] Umio
    There?
[03:10] Hio
    Oh, my.
[03:12] Umio
    Wow.
[03:13] Umio
    It's a complete manga workstation.
[03:16] Kameko
    What a difference!
[03:19] Umio
    So when's the due date?
[03:22] Sensei
    In four days.
[03:23] Umio
    How much left to do?
[03:25] Sensei
    About fifteen pages.
[03:27] Umio
    Fifteen?
[03:28] Umio
    Isn't that pretty bad?
[03:29] Umio
    Considering your pace.
[03:31] Sensei
    I know.
[03:33] Umio
    Can I help? I have tomorrow off.
[03:37] ---
    Um, well...
[03:39] Sensei
    This is my first submission.
[03:42] Sensei
    I want to do it by myself.
[03:45] Umio
    Oh.
[03:47] Umio
    Excuse me.
[03:53] Sensei
    Sorry, Umi-kun. Help me, please.
[03:57] Umio
    Don't worry.
[03:59] Umio
    No matter how much I help,
    your manuscript will be your work.
[04:04] Sensei
    Okay, thanks.
[04:07] Hio
    I'll help in any way I can.
[04:10] Kameko
    Me, too.
[04:13] Sensei
    Thanks.
[04:15] Umio
    All right, let's meet at
    the nap room after work.
[04:18] All
    All right.
SIGN    Mascot Umanami-chan
SIGN    Umanami!
[04:22] All
    Good work.
[04:24] Sensei
    Here's my finished draft manuscript.
[04:28] Sensei
    Umi-kun, draw the backgrounds
    based on the draft.
[04:30] Umio
    Okay.
[04:31] Sensei
    And scan the penned manuscripts,
    and apply the fills and screentones.
[04:37] Hio
    Okay.
[04:38] Kameko
    Roger that.
[04:47] Kameko
    All of my photo manipulation
    training was for this moment.
[04:52] Umio
    She sure is good.
[04:58] Kantoku
    Hey, go home. It's getting late.
[05:01] Hio
    Okay.
[05:02] Kameko
    Okay.
[05:04] Hio
    Okay, Sensei-chan, Umi-chan, good luck.
[05:07] Sensei
    Yeah, thanks.
[05:21] Sensei
    It's not like I didn't expect it,
[05:22] ---
    but it gets so quiet when
    it's just two of us.
[05:27] Sensei
    Maybe I should say something.
[05:31] Sensei
    I wonder if he feels awkward, too.
[05:35] Sensei
    I'm so embarrassed, it's all in my head.
[05:38] Sensei
    I'm pretty sure I used to be
    able to talk to him more easily.
[05:43] Umio
    Sensei-san.
[05:45] Umio
    Sensei-san.
[05:46] Sensei
    Wh-What is it, Umi-kun?
[05:48] Umio
    Can you check out the backgrounds?
[05:52] Sensei
    Yeah, keep it up, please.
[05:54] Umio
    Okay.
[05:55] Sensei
    You can get some sleep if you get sleepy.
[05:59] Umio
    You, too.
[06:14] Sensei
    Umi-kun, you must be beat.
[06:17] Sensei
    You can lay down the blankets
    and get some sleep.
[06:19] Umio
    You look like you're going to collapse, too.
[06:22] Umio
    You should sleep.
[06:24] Sensei
    I'm fine.
[06:26] Umio
    I'm fine, too.
[06:27] Sensei
    Go ahead.
[06:29] Umio
    No, you first.
[06:31] Sensei
    No.
[06:36] Umio
    Let's sleep together, then.
[06:37] Sensei
    What?
[06:41] Sensei
    How can I sleep?
[06:43] Sensei
    What is he thinking?
[06:45] Sensei
    Does this mean he doesn't
    think anything of me?
[06:49] Sensei
    But he said—
[06:51] (Flashback) Umio
    You're a girl, Sensei-san.
[06:54] Sensei
    And now he doesn't treat
    me like a girl at all.
[06:58] Sensei
    I'm a girl, too.
[07:00] Sensei
    It's all because I have so little girl power.
[07:03] Sensei
    How can I sleep?
SIGN    Three days before the deadline
[07:15] Hio
    See you tomorrow.
[07:17] Umio
    See you.
[07:20] Sensei
    Tomorrow's a break.
    I have to work hard and catch up.
SIGN    Two days before the deadline
[07:32] Hio
    Morning.
[07:33] Hio
    I brought you a new track jacket.
[07:39] Sensei
    Thanks.
[07:46] Sensei
    I'm not making as much progress as I thought.
[07:49] Sensei
    I underestimated how much
    time I need for each page.
SIGN    One day before the deadline
[07:58] Sensei
    I don't want to draw anymore.
[08:01] Sensei
    I'm not going to make it.
[08:06] Umio
    I was worried this would happen.
[08:08] Umio
    Sensei-san becoming a baby.
[08:11] Umio
    Hio-tan-senpai isn't here to talk her down.
[08:15] Umio
    Let's get some sleep for now
    and wake up early tomorrow.
[08:19] Sensei
    We seriously won't make it if we sleep now.
[08:22] Umio
    You're pretty rational in a weird way.
[08:25] Umio
    But we're not making any progress.
[08:35] Umio
    Sensei-san,
[08:38] Sensei
    Yeah?
[08:39] Umio
    If you make your debut, you're going to quit
[08:43] ---
    Uma when your serial starts, aren't you?
[08:47] Sensei
    But I'm not good enough to make it.
[08:51] Sensei
    Look at me now.
[08:53] Sensei
    I won't make it.
[08:56] Umio
    I don't like that about you.
[09:05] Sensei
    Umi-kun hates me.
[09:07] Umio
    I'm not finished.
[09:09] Umio
    I can understand you losing confidence.
[09:12] Umio
    I know you're worried.
[09:13] Umio
    But,
[09:15] ---
    that just puts everyone's support to waste.
[09:20] Umio
    Be more confident.
[09:23] Umio
    I could never make as good
    manga or drawings as you do,
[09:26] ---
    no matter what.
[09:29] Umio
    I don't have talent, the way you do.
[09:35] Sensei
    Don't talk like it's about talent.
[09:39] Sensei
    I worked hard to be able
    to draw like I do now.
[09:48] Umio
    See, you know you worked hard.
[09:53] Umio
    Don't dismiss your own effort.
[09:57] Umio
    It's frustrating to me
[09:59] Umio
    that I can't draw manga that's
    as good or as fun as yours.
[10:05] Umio
    That you're denouncing something I like.
[10:08] Umio
    It's frustrating.
[10:13] Umio
    I like you.
[10:16] Umio
    I admire you as a manga artist.
[10:22] Sensei
    Thanks, but I'm not a manga artist yet.
[10:27] Umio
    You're right.
[10:29] Umio
    Let's just get some sleep.
[10:33] Sensei
    Good night.
[10:44] Sensei
    Now I can't sleep.
[10:47] Sensei
    Stupid Umi-kun.
[10:59] Sensei
    How long do you plan to sleep?
[11:02] Sensei
    There are still more backgrounds to do.
[11:06] Umio
    That's my Sensei!
SIGN    Due date
[11:09] Sensei
    The deadline is this afternoon,
    when the post office closes.
[11:13] Umio
    We'll be done penning at this
    rate, but not finished.
[11:17] Kantoku
    Good work.
[11:19] Umio
    Kantoku.
[11:20] Kantoku
    Looks like you're in a bind.
[11:21] Kantoku
    I'll help.
[11:23] Sensei
    But—
[11:24] Kantoku
    All assemble!
[11:29] Kantoku
    Kameko, Hio-tan, you're doing the finishes.
[11:31] ---
    Yes, sir!
[11:32] Kantoku
    Sommelier, you find resources from
    manga to use as post-process effects.
[11:37] Kantoku
    Fu Girl, find resources
    to use as backgrounds.
[11:39] Fu
    Okay.
[11:44] Kantoku
    Umio, you check the backgrounds and finishes.
[11:47] Kantoku
    Sensei does the final checks.
[11:48] Kantoku
    Focus on the penning.
[11:51] Umio
    Okay.
[11:52] Kantoku
    Let's get this done.
[11:54] Kantoku
    We have no time to waste.
[11:58] Umio
    Yes.
[12:00] Sensei
    Thank you.
[12:02] Kantoku
    It's past twelve.
[12:04] Kantoku
    Full steam, everyone.
[12:06] All
    Yes.
[12:08] Sensei
    Number 2 pen tip, please, anyone.
[12:10] Kantoku
    Sommelier, take this 5,000
    yen to Unimate. Run!
[12:17] Kantoku
    Fu Girl, take care of Sensei's sweat
[12:19] Kantoku
    and then do the fills.
[12:21] Fu
    Okay.
[12:25] Umio
    Fill the X marks.
[12:27] Umio
    It's the opposite of anime. Be careful.
[12:29] Fu
    Okay.
[12:30] Sensei
    Who did this sand tone?
[12:32] Hio
    Sorry, that was supposed to be 10% 60 line.
[12:36] Kantoku
    We're at three hours.
[12:37] Kantoku
    Don't look up.
[12:38] Kantoku
    Move your hands.
[12:39] All
    Yes.
[12:45] Sensei
    I'm done.
[12:46] Sensei
    I'm done penning.
[12:49] Umio
    All that's left is the finish.
[12:51] Kameko
    We're going to make the deadline.
[12:53] Hio
    Congratulations, Sensei-chan.
[12:56] Sensei
    Here, Kameko-chan,
    scan this and do the finish, please.
[13:00] Kameko
    Okay.
[13:01] Hio
    I'll start cleaning up.
[13:05] Hio
    Huh?
[13:07] Hio
    It's not coming off.
[13:08] Umio
    Be careful, the ink's fastened
    on with putty eraser.
[13:44] Kantoku
    Biggest baby in history.
[13:47] Kantoku
    Hio-tan.
[13:48] Kantoku
    Mommy mode! Calm her down!
[13:53] Kantoku
    Not you, too.
[13:56] Kameko
    It's over.
[14:03] Kantoku
    I can't stop the baby chain.
[14:06] Kantoku
    It's over.
[14:32] Umio
    It's over.
[14:37] Sensei
    We don't have time to be crying.
[14:39] Hio
    Let's work.
[14:40] Kameko
    I'll scan in the parts that are okay.
[14:43] Kantoku
    I-It's a miracle.
[14:47] Kantoku
    28, 29, 30, 31, 32.
[14:51] Kantoku
    All right, we're done.
[14:52] Kantoku
    Okay, I'll send this stamped
    under today's date.
[14:55] Sensei
    We made it.
[14:57] Hio
    Good work.
[15:00] Kameko
    I'm so done.
[15:03] Sensei
    When is Umi-kun going to stop crying?
[15:06] Hio
    But now we can get some rest.
[15:09] Sensei
    What are you talking about?
[15:14] Sensei
    We're starting on the
    summer Comikat manuscript.
[15:27] [SONG] Text
    One day, in the Umanohone basement.
[15:30] Sensei
    Hey,
[15:31] ---
    why did you bring me here?
[15:34] Sensei
    And why am I tied up?
[15:37] Tsumorin
    Tsumorin's "Operation Sensei-chan
    Girl Power Upgrade."
[15:41] Tsumorin
    Here we go!
[15:46] Tsumorin
    First, let's start by
    evaluating your girl power.
[15:50] Tsumorin
    Watch this footage.
[15:56] Sensei
    Wow, this is kind of cool.
[16:02] Kantoku
    I really can't believe it.
[16:04] Kantoku
    That such a girl would exist.
[16:07] Sensei
    It's Kantoku, isn't it?
[16:09] Sensei
    Kantoku made this video, didn't he?
[16:12] Sensei
    It's not fiction.
[16:14] Sensei
    These are actual scenes.
[16:16] Sensei
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[16:19] Kantoku
    Please watch this.
[16:22] Sensei
    It's me, working in Uma overnight.
SIGN    Sensei Girl Power Check
[16:28] Kantoku
    She's wiping her glasses with her t-shirt.
[16:30] Kantoku
    It's unacceptable for a
    girl to behave this way.
SIGN    Girl power -2
SIGN    Girl power minus two.
[16:35] Sensei
    What's this video?
[16:37] Tsumorin
    It's Uma security footage.
[16:40] Hio
    They have cameras in every room.
[16:43] Kantoku
    What's this? She's leaving the room.
[16:46] Kantoku
    She's going for a drink.
[16:49] Kantoku
    She opened the fridge.
[16:51] Kantoku
    But there's only a little oolong tea left.
[16:54] Kantoku
    Straight from the bottle!
[16:56] Kantoku
    She's drinking straight from a 2 liter bottle!
[16:58] Kantoku
    Despite having a cup in her hand!
SIGN    Girl power -3
SIGN    Girl power minus three.
[17:02] Sensei
    Don't look!
[17:05] Kantoku
    And she's choking!
[17:06] Kantoku
    It was more than she thought!
[17:08] Sensei
    Stop, please!
[17:11] Kantoku
    She's wiping with her sleeve!
[17:13] Kantoku
    She's wiping her wet mouth with her sleeve!
SIGN    Girl power -5
SIGN    Girl power minus five.
[17:16] Kantoku
    What's happening now?
[17:20] Kantoku
    It looks like she's going
    to eat the yakisoba.
SIGN    Night Store Yakisoba Sanpei-chan
[17:23] Kantoku
    A midnight snack devoid of girl power.
SIGN    Girl power -5
SIGN    Girl power minus five.
[17:27] Sensei
    It's none of your business!
[17:29] Kantoku
    Now she's boiling water.
[17:32] Kantoku
    Oh? What's this?
[17:35] Sensei
    Oh, I put the sauce powder in first.
[17:38] Kantoku
    Do you understand what happened?
[17:40] Sensei
    I already know.
[17:41] Sensei
    That's enough!
[17:43] Kantoku
    She hasn't noticed! She's going for it!
[17:46] Kantoku
    Oh, no! She finally noticed! So slow!
[17:50] Kantoku
    Behold, this expression.
[17:51] Sensei
    Don't show my face!
[17:54] Kantoku
    She'll have to live with it.
[17:55] Kantoku
    And here we go... Draining the water.
[17:58] Kantoku
    And epic fail!
[18:03] Kantoku
    She's picking it up! Three second rule!
[18:05] Kantoku
    Listen to what she says about this.
[18:06] (Flashback) Sensei
    It's okay, the hot water kills
    all the germs in the sink.
SIGN    Girl power -10
SIGN    Girl power minus ten.
[18:11] Kantoku
    What is she going to do
    with this bland yakisoba?
[18:14] Kantoku
    She's seasoning it.
[18:17] Kantoku
    She gets points for cooking.
SIGN    Girl power plus one.
SIGN    Girl power +1
[18:23] Kantoku
    Apparently, it's not good.
[18:25] Kantoku
    Look at her face.
[18:27] Sensei
    Stop showing my face!
SIGN    Girl power -20
SIGN    Girl power minus twenty.
[18:31] Kantoku
    She eats it anyway!
[18:34] Kantoku
    Back to work.
[18:36] Kantoku
    On the computer, it seems.
[18:39] Kantoku
    What's this?
[18:40] Kantoku
    Her computer's acting up.
SIGN    Error A grave and critical error has occurred. Give up Sleep, already
[18:44] Kantoku
    Her PC crashed! This is bad!
[18:47] Kantoku
    She might have lost several hours of work.
[18:50] Kantoku
    She's hitting it!
[18:52] Sensei
    Stop it!
[18:54] Kantoku
    And straight to baby mode!
[18:56] Kantoku
    No one can stop her.
SIGN    Five hours later
[19:00] Sensei
    It hasn't been that long.
[19:03] Kantoku
    Oh? What's going on?
[19:06] Kantoku
    She wakes up!
[19:08] Kantoku
    And wipes with her sleeves!
[19:11] Kantoku
    She's bringing down her girl power real good.
SIGN    Girl power -10
SIGN    Girl power minus ten.
[19:15] Sensei
    Leave me alone.
[19:17] Kantoku
    Looks like she's going to give up
    on her PC work and start penning.
[19:21] Kantoku
    Right off the bat she spills ink!
[19:26] Kantoku
    She's wiping it!
[19:28] Kantoku
    But it's not coming off!
[19:32] Kantoku
    What's she going to do?
[19:35] Kantoku
    What's this? She's hiding it with boxes!
[19:38] Kantoku
    What treachery is this?
[19:41] Sensei
    Stop it!
[19:43] Kantoku
    And back outside.
[19:49] Kantoku
    She went to the corner store.
[19:51] Kantoku
    It's her second midnight snack of the night.
SIGN    Girl power -30
SIGN    Girl power minus thirty.
SIGN    Oolong tea
    
     Ume
[19:57] Kantoku
    She bought a rice ball.
[19:58] Kantoku
    And it came with a wet wipe.
[20:01] Kantoku
    What's she doing with the wet wipe? No.
[20:05] Kantoku
    She's wiping her face!
[20:07] Kantoku
    She's wiping her face with the wet wipe!
SIGN    Girl power -100
SIGN    Girl power minus one hundred.
[20:10] Sensei
    Stop it!
[20:11] Kantoku
    Let's see that in slow motion.
[20:14] Sensei
    Don't slow it down!
[20:16] ---
    In addition...
[20:18] Kantoku
    She's wiping her neck, too!
[20:21] Kantoku
    She couldn't possibly go further.
[20:23] Kantoku
    Two-combo:
    Girl power -250.
[20:26] Kantoku
    She's wiping her frames.
[20:28] Kantoku
    Nothing can stop her now.
[20:30] Kantoku
    Three-combo:
    Girl power -400.
[20:34] Kantoku
    Now she's wiping her pen tip!
[20:35] Kantoku
    How far is this going to go?
[20:37] Kantoku
    Four-combo:
    Girl power -500.
[20:40] Kantoku
    And to top it off,
    she's using it as a coaster.
[20:44] Kantoku
    A terrifying combo attack!
[20:46] Kantoku
    Five-combo: Girl power -600.
    Monster kill!
[20:50] Kantoku
    And morning comes.
[20:52] Kantoku
    She has to go to work.
[20:56] Kantoku
    Looks like she's done for now.
[20:59] Kantoku
    She comes to the kitchen.
[21:03] Kantoku
    She's showering!
[21:04] Kantoku
    She's showering in the kitchen!
SIGN    Girl power -1000
SIGN    Girl power minus 1000!
[21:09] Hio
    She said she was showering.
[21:12] Hio
    Is this what she was talking about?
[21:14] Kantoku
    And she takes a sweat napkin,
[21:17] ---
    and she wipes her entire body!
    Her whole body!
SIGN    Girl power -1500
SIGN    Girl power minus 1500.
[21:22] Kantoku
    And she sprays her armpits!
[21:25] Kantoku
    And Fair-breeze on her clothes!
[21:27] Kantoku
    But this brings her girl
    power up just slightly.
[21:29] Kantoku
    The Fair-breeze Effect!
[21:31] Kantoku
    Girl power plus two.
SIGN    Girl power +2
[21:32] Sensei
    I don't want your meager points!
[21:36] Kantoku
    And then—
[21:38] All
    Good morning.
[21:41] Sensei
    Morning.
[21:43] Kantoku
    Back to work in the same
    clothes, same underwear!
[21:45] Kantoku
    And her poker face!
SIGN    END
SIGN    The end.
[21:56] Tsumorin
    She's going to need to start
    training from scratch.
SIGN    Death becometh thee on The Way of the Lady.
SIGN    —Sensei
SIGN    Manager
[23:37] Tsumorin
    Tsumorin here.
SIGN    Thank you for watching.
[23:38] Tsumorin
    Are you drinking?
[23:39] Tsumorin
    You can't drink if you're underage.
SIGN    See you next time!
[23:42] Tsumorin
    We're all going to the
    hot springs next episode.
[23:44] Tsumorin
    We're rubbing our wet
    bodies against each other.
[23:47] [SONG] Text
    Operation Sensei-chan Girl Power Upgrade
SIGN    Illustration: Kumajet
SIGN    See you again!