1 - Love & Eros For All / The Nightmare Before Carnaval Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Horse     Let's go! [00:03] CM     This is Denki-gai, the city of dreams! [00:07] CM     If you want to buy comics, visit Umanohone! SIGN    Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store [00:10] CM     We've got games, [00:11] CM     anime, [00:12] CM     and doujinshi... [00:13] CM     All of your favorites packed inside! SIGN    Comic Umanohone Denki-gai Store A three-minute walk from Denki-gai Station! Super close!!!! [00:17] CM     Comic Umanohone in Denki-gai,     open year-round! [00:21] ---     We're waiting for you! [00:27] Hiotan     Welco— SIGN    Hiotan [00:34] Fugirl     W-Welcome. SIGN    Fu Girl SIGN    Sensei [00:39] Sensei     Wel-Welcome! [00:41] Kameko     Welcome! [00:43] Kameko     This item comes with a bonus     gift exclusive to this store! SIGN    Kameko SIGN    Sommelier Umio [00:46] Umio     Welcome. SIGN    Director [00:54] Director     Let's do this. SIGN    Manager SIGN    Love & Eros For All SIGN    Recommended Doujinshi SIGN    Anman Paradise     AnPara anime     season 2 airing now! [02:49] Umio     Shrink-wrapping this new     volume is taking forever. [02:51] Hiotan     It takes longer when it includes bonuses. [02:53] Sensei     Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap... [02:56] Sensei     Put book in machine, apply shrink-wrap... [02:58] Sensei     ...in machine, apply shrink-wrap... [03:02] Sensei     Shrink-wrap... Shrink... Sh— [03:09] Umio     Sensei-san! [03:09] Hiotan     Sensei-chan! [03:11] Sensei     Oh, sorry... I haven't     slept in several days... [03:15] Umio     You haven't slept? [03:21] Hiotan     It's jammed... [03:22] Umio     I'll take a look. [03:23] Umio     Let's see... [03:25] Umio     Oh, the film is jammed. [03:29] Umio     I'm not sure I can get it out... [03:34] Director     Hiotan. [03:35] Hiotan     Yes? [03:36] Director     A moment. [03:37] Hiotan     Right! SIGN    Area for Age 18+ SIGN    Milky Time [04:02] Hiotan     That kind of behavior in the 18+ area... [04:06] Hiotan     I see. That is suspicious. [04:07] Director     Right? [04:08] Hiotan     You think she... [04:10] Hiotan     ...really likes ero books?! [04:13] Director     Go talk to her. [04:14] Hiotan     Okay! [04:18] Hiotan     Excuse me, ma'am... [04:20] Hiotan     Are you, um... [04:23] Hiotan     an ero book lover?! [04:28] Director     I'm very sorry. Is there     anything we can help you with? [04:32] Gman     Pleased to meet you. This is who I am. [04:35] Hiotan     Oh, thank you... SIGN    Tokyo Youth Development Counselor [04:37] Hiotan     "Tokyo Youth Development Counselor"? [04:41] Director     Also known as an Ero Books G-man. [04:43] Hiotan     Huh?! Ero Books G-man? What's that? [04:46] Director     She's a government worker who     visits unannounced to make sure [04:50] Director     adult books are properly     separated from others, [04:52] Director     and that they can't be     read within the store. [04:54] Hiotan     If you knew that, you should've told me! [04:57] Gman     These two. [04:58] Gman     These two magazines have been     designated by law to be adult-only. [05:03] Gman     Please take the appropriate measures. [05:05] Director     If that's the case... [05:07] Director     A seal to prevent reading in-store! [05:10] Director     We just put this here. [05:12] Director     Is this all right? [05:14] Gman     That will be fine. [05:15] Director     Okay, all of you... [05:17] Director     Umio, Hiotan, and Sommelier, place seals     to prevent in-store reading on all these. [05:21] Umio     Wow. [05:22] Hiotan     That's a lot. [05:23] Gman     Thank you for your cooperation. [05:33] Kameko     Sommelier-san, it's just     about time to get ready. [05:38] Hiotan     Oh, right. You have a sommelier party today. [05:41] Umio     What's a sommelier party? [05:43] Hiotan     You haven't seen it yet, Umi-chan? [05:45] Hiotan     Let's go together later. [05:47] Hiotan     It's in the event space on the sixth floor. [05:49] Umio     Okay. [05:50] Umio     But a lot of the people here at     Uma have strange nicknames... [05:55] Umio     Like Sommelier-san, and Director... [05:57] Hiotan     Director? That's... [06:01] Hiotan     N-N-N-N-N— [06:03] Hiotan     Because he likes to make unusual movies... [06:06] Umio     Oh? [06:07] Hiotan     Hey, Umi-chan... What does BL stand for? [06:11] Umio     BL stands for "boys' love." [06:16] Director     Senpai, do you like those     sorts of magazines? [06:19] Hiotan     N-No, that's not... [06:21] Director     Wow, I had no idea you liked BL. [06:23] Hiotan     I-I don't... [06:24] Director     Do you pair up your coworkers     in your mind and stuff, too? [06:28] Hiotan     No, I... SIGN    KamSom [06:29] Director     Like "KamSom"? SIGN    KamSom [06:31] Director     Or would it be "SomKam"? SIGN    SomKam [06:32] Hiotan     Director?! [06:34] Director     Oh, you noticed? [06:34] Hiotan     What are you doing?! [06:36] Director     With a boy and a girl alone in a room, [06:38] Director     putting seals on erotic books... [06:41] Director     There's no way something wouldn't happen. [06:42] Umio     What are you talking about? [06:44] Director     Thanks to that, I have a rich     collection of funny Hiotan videos. [06:47] Hiotan     Don't collect those! [06:52] Hiotan     Hey, Umi-chan... [06:54] Umio     Yes? [06:54] Hiotan     Do you enjoy books like these? [06:59] Hiotan     Operation: Turn Director's     Bullying Back On My Own Kouhai! [07:03] Umio     Yes, I do. [07:04] Hiotan     Huh?! Oh, y-you do? [07:07] Hiotan     What type do you like? [07:09] Umio     Well... SIGN    Pleasure Paradise [07:11] Umio     I like this sort of thing, I guess. [07:13] Hiotan     Oh! I see! [07:24] Umio     Wh-Why did you ask me that? [07:28] Hiotan     Um... [07:29] Hiotan     J-Just for reference... [07:32] Both     Reference for what?! [07:35] Umio     S-Senpai, do you... [07:37] Umio     dislike erotic books? [07:39] Hiotan     Huh? No, not really. [07:42] Umio     Oh? So you like them? [07:45] Hiotan     Y-Yeah! So you and I are     both ero book lovers! [07:52] Both     What's an ero book lover?! [07:57] Director     Hey, did something happen? C'mon, tell me! [07:59] Umio     No, nothing! [08:02] Director     That tastes like a lie. SIGN    Comic     Umanohone [08:08] Kameko     The Great Sommelier Party will now begin! SIGN    Great Sommelier Party [08:16] Umio     Th-This is... [08:18] Hiotan     Yeah. This is the Great Sommelier     Party, where Sommelier-san finds the [08:22] ---     manga best suited to everyone. [08:23] Umio     They're so enthusiastic... [08:25] Hiotan     Sommelier-san is really     knowledgeable about manga. [08:25] Kameko     Line up in order, please! [08:27] Hiotan     That's why he's called "Sommelier." [08:31] Girl     Thanks for seeing me. [08:38] Kameko     Right, right. Got it! [08:43] Kameko     Here it is! SIGN    Inazuma! Shorts Soccer SIGN    This is the definitive shorts manga! [08:45] Girl     Shorts? [08:47] Girl     But I'm not into short pants or anyth— [08:52] Girl     I had no idea such a quality existed in me! SIGN    JS!     Battle on the South Seas SIGN    My 70-Year-Old Sister SIGN    I'm a Panda and You're a Deer [09:03] Girl     Thank you so much! [09:04] Guy     I have hope again! [09:05] Guy     I've seen a new world! [09:07] Guy     I'm glad I've lived this long! [09:09] Umio     A-Amazing... A manga sommelier... [09:12] Umio     He's the god of a new world! [09:15] Umio     That's... [09:17] Umio     The Ero Books G-man! [09:20] Umio     Is this an unannounced inspection     in her street clothes?! [09:27] Gman     Please do it. [09:36] Kameko     What'll it be? [09:37] Umio     Please give her a harmless recommendation! [09:41] Kameko     Here you go! SIGN    Garden of Otomen [09:48] Umio     And he's out! [09:56] Umio     There's no way he'll get     off with just a scoldi— [09:59] Umio     She's smiling?! [10:01] Gman     Thank you! [10:02] Umio     And she thanked him?! [10:04] Umio     I see... She came here on her own time. [10:07] Umio     So she's not vilifying ero     books because she hates them... [10:12] Hiotan     The government worker from before! [10:15] Hiotan     So you really are an ero book lover! [10:19] Umio     Wh-What are you— [10:21] Hiotan     I said something weird again... [10:23] Hiotan     I-It's okay! I'm... [10:25] Hiotan     an ero book lover, too! [10:29] Gman     Yes. [10:31] Gman     I am an ero book lover. [10:34] Umio     What is she confessing?! [10:35] Gman     But please understand this. [10:38] Gman     There is no human who doesn't need eros. [10:40] Gman     I, [10:42] Gman     and all of you, and all of mankind... [10:46] Gman     We are all ero book lovers! [11:08] Guy     That's right! [11:08] Guy     You got it! [11:09] Girl     Everyone loves ero books! SIGN    Love & Eros For All [11:25] Umio     Good morning. [11:27] Director     You're late. SIGN    The Nightmare Before Carnaval [11:28] Umio     No, I'm not. [11:30] Umio     I got here just in time. See? [11:32] Director     Okay, you're safe. [11:35] Umio     Sensei-san, did you not sleep well? [11:37] Sensei     Well, sort of... [11:40] Umio     Oh, that's the new volume     from the Soba Curry Circle! [11:44] Umio     It was released during     that event last month. [11:46] Director     You know about this, Umio? [11:48] Umio     Yes! I like Jonataro, so I look     up his stuff online all the time. [11:53] Umio     He's very good, isn't he? [11:55] Umio     I've bought some doujinshi, too.     They're all interesting. [11:58] Director     Yeah? [11:59] Umio     And he's so young! [12:01] Umio     It's amazing that he can both     draw and write so well! [12:03] Director     I see, I see... [12:04] Director     Hear that, Sensei? [12:07] Director     Sensei is Jonataro-san. [12:09] Umio     What?! [12:10] Umio     You are? I thought the author was a guy! [12:14] Sensei     Thank you... [12:15] Umio     I get it... That's why she's called Sensei! [12:17] Director     No, that's not the only reason. SIGN    Sensei-chan on Her First Day [12:19] Director     When she introduced herself     on her first day here... [12:22] (Flashback) Sensei     I'm going to become a pro author and     surpass Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei! [12:27] Director     She's been Sensei ever since. [12:28] Sensei     Stop it, Director! [12:29] Director     Oh, sorry about that. [12:31] Sensei     I swear... [12:33] Umio     Are you okay? [12:34] Sensei     Yeah... My deadline is close, so... [12:37] Umio     Deadline? [12:38] Sensei     For that. ComiCa. SIGN    Comic Carnaval Catalog [12:40] Umio     The deadline's already that close? [12:42] Sensei     Deadlines are early for large-scale events. SIGN    Thanks for Waiting!     Space Bento 1 [12:48] Sensei     What is this?! [12:49] Umio     I-I drew it! I'm not as good as you— [12:52] Sensei     Umio-kun, you can draw?! [12:54] Umio     Y-Yes, sort of... [12:55] Sensei     Do you use maru-pens?! [12:56] Umio     Uh, I use milli-pens... [12:58] Sensei     What about SAI? Photoshop? Clip Studio?! [13:00] Umio     Well, yeah... [13:01] Sensei     Th-That settles it! [13:04] Sensei     Come to my place after work today. [13:06] Umio     Huh? [13:08] Director     Sensei, you're so forward. [13:10] Kameko     Sensei's a wolf! [13:12] Sensei     Oh, I don't mean it like that. [13:14] Sensei     I want him to help with my manuscript. [13:15] Hiotan     Yes! I'll be helping her, too! [13:19] Director     Oh? But Umio-kun says he     likes Jonataro-sensei. [13:23] Umio     I like her art! Her work! [13:30] Umio     When is the deadline for your manuscript? [13:35] Sensei     Tomorrow. [13:36] Umio     Tomorrow?! [13:36] Sensei     Ten in the morning. [13:38] Hiotan     Ten in the morning?! [13:39] Sensei     It was supposed to be today, [13:41] Sensei     but I begged the printers for an extension. [13:44] Sensei     So... please! [13:46] Umio     You don't... [13:49] Hiotan     Oh, my. [13:51] Umio     You don't have to be so formal.     If I can be of use... [13:54] Sensei     You're a big help. [13:58] Umio     Wow... [14:00] Umio     I didn't know you lived near the     station just one stop from mine. SIGN    Ichikawa SIGN    Koiwa [14:04] Sensei     Oh, really? I'm glad you live close. SIGN    Takaido [14:07] Hiotan     I live in Takaido, so it's     a little farther away. SIGN    Takaido Ichikawa Koiwa [14:10] Sensei     Sorry, Hiotan. [14:12] Hiotan     Oh, I didn't mean it that way! [14:17] Sensei     Where's Takaido, again? SIGN    °It's on the Inokashira Line. [14:18] Umio     Where's Takaido, again? [14:20] Sensei     Key, key... [14:22] Sensei     There it is. [14:24] Sensei     Sorry it's so small. [14:25] Umio     No problem. [14:26] Hiotan     Thanks for having us! [14:39] Hiotan     Is this right? [14:41] Sensei     Yeah. [14:42] Hiotan     'Kay. [14:43] Sensei     Add the backgrounds on this, please. [14:45] Umio     Okay. [14:48] Umio     So this is a real manuscript... [14:51] Umio     It really is different     from the printed release. [14:55] Umio     It has such impact... [14:58] Umio     Sensei-san really is aiming to be a pro. [15:02] Umio     She's exhausted from lack of     sleep, but she never complains. [15:12] Sensei     I can't take any more!     I'm tired! I want sleep! [15:16] Sensei     I can't draw anymore! [15:18] Hiotan     Her baby side came out again! [15:20] Umio     I take it all back. [15:23] Hiotan     She always gets like this     when she's worn out. [15:26] Umio     What do we do now? [15:28] Hiotan     Don't worry! [15:31] Hiotan     What's wrong, Sensei-chan? [15:34] Hiotan     C'mon, come over here. [15:40] Hiotan     There, there. [15:42] Hiotan     You like resting on people's laps, huh? [15:47] Umio     That motherly aura... [15:49] Umio     You're used to dealing with     Sensei-san, aren't you? [15:52] Hiotan     I've been helping her for a while. [15:55] Hiotan     She taught me how to finish up a manga. [16:01] Hiotan     There! She's back. [16:04] Sensei     I'll draw my manga. [16:05] Hiotan     Good girl! [16:07] Sensei     It's almost time for the     last train, so you can go. [16:10] Umio     Are you sure? [16:12] Sensei     Yeah. I can do the rest by myself. [16:19] Hiotan     What's up, Umi-chan?     The train's gonna leave. [16:22] Umio     Uh, it looks like I left     my phone at Sensei's. [16:25] Hiotan     What? [16:26] Umio     But I can walk home, so you can go ahead. [16:29] Hiotan     Okay... See you tomorrow, then. [16:32] Umio     Good work today. [16:41] Sensei     Hello? Umio-kun? [16:43] Umio     Sensei, don't you think you     might not make the deadline? [16:48] Sensei     That's a rude thing to say. [16:50] Umio     Oh, I'm sorry... I mean... [16:53] Umio     So, I'll help you some more. [16:56] Sensei     What? I couldn't trouble you to... [16:59] Umio     It's okay! I'm used to staying up late! [17:01] Umio     Besides, I... [17:08] Umio     Sensei-san... [17:11] Umio     I love Jonataro-san's manga! [17:17] Sensei     Umio-kun... [17:20] Umio     You're going to become a pro     manga artist and surpass [17:24] ---     Yagamigawa Senchiro-sensei, aren't you? [17:26] Umio     Ah, sorry to just burst in... [17:28] Sensei     Oh, no... I'm sorry you had     to see me like this... [17:33] Umio     You looked worse earlier, actually. [17:37] Sensei     That's right. I'm going to be a     pro manga artist, no matter what. [17:41] Sensei     This will take until morning. Is that okay? [17:43] Umio     Yes! [17:44] Sensei     Thanks. Sorry I worried you. [17:47] Sensei     I'm okay now! [17:49] Sensei     I can't take any more! [17:51] Sensei     I can't draw! This will never end! [17:53] Umio     She's not okay at all! [17:55] Umio     I know! How about a change of pace? [17:57] Umio     Are you hungry? [17:59] Sensei     Yes... [18:00] Umio     Then I'll go buy something! [18:02] Sensei     No, I'll do that. [18:04] Umio     You can't. You need to keep drawing. [18:06] Sensei     But I couldn't ask you to— [18:08] Umio     You can't! [18:09] Umio     You're a girl, Sensei-san. [18:11] Umio     It's dangerous for you to     be out alone at this hour. [18:15] Umio     I'll be back soon. [18:21] Sensei     What the heck... [18:24] Sensei     Don't treat me like a     girl all of a sudden... [18:31] Sensei     Okay! SIGN    Sending Please Wait SIGN    Sent [19:01] Sensei     There! [19:07] Both     We're done! [19:10] Sensei     We made it... [19:13] Umio     Sensei... [19:14] Umio     If you're going to sleep,     lay out a futon first. [19:28] Umio     Great work. [19:57] Umio     You did it! [19:59] Sensei     Here. For you. [20:01] Umio     Thank you. [20:03] Sensei     Thank you for helping me. [20:04] Sensei     It came out great thanks to you. [20:06] Umio     No, I'm glad I could help     my favorite author. [20:12] Sensei     Umi-kun... [20:13] Girl     Excuse me... [20:15] Girl     I'm in the booth next to yours. I look     forward to working alongside you. [20:19] Sensei     Thanks, and same to you. [20:20] Girl     Sure! [20:21] Voice     Comic Carnaval 536 is now open. SIGN    Women's Restroom SIGN    Not the end of the line! [20:47] Kameko     Yeah, baby! [20:48] Kameko     You both look great! Nice! [21:09] Sensei     Whew, it's over. [21:12] Kameko     I got lots of great pictures! [21:15] Umio     Sensei-san, good work today. [21:17] Sensei     Thanks. [21:18] Sensei     I couldn't sell out today, again... [21:21] Hiotan     Let's cosplay again sometime. [21:23] Fugirl     Okay. [21:24] Director     Hey! [21:26] Director     Good work, everyone! [21:27] Umio     You were here, too? [21:29] Director     Well, since we're all here,     why don't we go all-out? [21:32] All     Oh! An after-party?! [21:35] Sensei     All-out! [21:36] Director     All-out. [21:41] Sensei     Um, weren't we having an after-party? [21:43] Director     Well, since ComiCa just ended, [21:45] ---     we've got tons of new doujin     volumes and stuff... [21:47] Director     Have all of these shrink-wrapped by tomorrow. [21:51] Director     By the way, there'll be     another two days of this. [21:54] Umio     What... the... [21:56] Sensei     Umi-kun! [21:57] Hiotan     Umi-chan! [21:58] Fugirl     Umio-kun! [21:59] Umio     And after that, we did a whole     lot of shrink-wrapping... [23:37] Hiotan     You know, Denki-gai grew really     big during Japan's rapid [23:37] [SONG] TextL     Manager SIGN    Thank you for watching. [23:40] ---     economic growth period. SIGN    Please watch again next time! [23:42] Hiotan     What's a "rapid economic growth period"? [23:45] Hiotan     Is it like an electric cord? SIGN    Illustration: Tiv SIGN    The Devil is an Idol! SIGN    Uma-kun's Recommendation! SIGN    The grown-up light novel that left readers hanging for three years right at the climax is finally complete! Even buying three copies for reading, distribution, and safekeeping wouldn't be enough! A true fan should buy ten copies of this masterpiece! You might say it's a god, whinny!!! SIGN    Appearing next week?! Watch again!