E9 - Episode 9
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Wake up.
[00:03] ---
Wake up, Oran.
[00:07] ---
Huh? What dream is this?
[00:09] ---
You’ll be late for your entrance ceremony.
[00:11] ---
Oh, no!
[00:14] ---
Universities are nothing
more than leisure facilities
[00:18] ---
where young people waste their time.
[00:19] ---
No, that’s precisely the point.
[00:22] ---
I'm going to create the most powerful,
[00:25] ---
laid-back army in college
and annoy all living things.
[00:29] ---
Young lady.
[00:30] ---
Do not fear and spread your wings.
[00:32] ---
I’ll always be waiting here for you.
[00:35] ---
All I ask is that you get a job, Hiroshi.
[00:39] ---
Hanyanyafuwa
[00:41] ---
Episode 9
[00:51] ---
The frequency needle broke
[00:54] ---
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
[00:55] ---
Making me feel like an alien
[00:57] ---
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
[01:03] ---
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
[01:09] ---
You're the only one who smiles at me
[01:15] ---
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
[01:18] ---
I can see the truth
[01:19] ---
I can peek through
[01:20] ---
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
[01:27] ---
Justice has overdosed
[01:29] ---
I find myself in a crowd
[01:31] ---
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
[01:37] ---
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
[01:40] ---
Let's see the end of the world
[01:42] ---
So come closer and closer to me
[01:46] ---
We'll be together until we die
[01:48] ---
Because you'll always be smiling
[01:51] ---
It's some worthless emotion
[01:54] ---
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
[01:57] ---
Bye bye bye bye
[02:00] ---
Lovely days
[02:03] ---
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
[02:07] ---
Alone in a world of lies
[02:10] ---
Today you’re still my absolute
[02:13] ---
DEDEDEDE
[02:15] ---
Surume University Entrance Ceremony
[02:18] ---
Wow...
[02:19] ---
This place is full of people
with misconceptions about
[02:21] ---
moving to Tokyo, expecting
hope and possibilities.
[02:25] ---
I wonder if, in a few months,
they’ll end up being
[02:28] ---
nothing more than city trash
posting sick comments.
[02:30] ---
What terrible prejudice.
[02:34] ---
We gotta decide on which club to join.
[02:37] ---
I wanna work in publishing in the future,
[02:39] ---
so I think I'll check out
research clubs related to that.
[02:42] ---
We can worry about that stuff later.
[02:45] ---
First, let’s create an army.
[02:51] ---
Next, news related to the shooting down of a vessel.
[02:54] ---
It has been four years since
the mother ship suddenly appeared,
[02:57] ---
but no lifeforms have been confirmed on board,
[03:00] ---
and details about the many objects that
fell from it are currently being investigated.
[03:00] ---
Vessel Shot Down by Chokujin
[03:00] ---
Image Provided
by Viewer
[03:00] ---
Large Amount of Debris Falls From Vessel.
Info on Impact of Surrounding Areas.
[03:06] ---
The invaders are not our enemy!
[03:09] ---
In fact, I live with one!
[03:12] ---
The truth about aliens that
the government is hiding!
Is it an American conspiracy?
[03:12] ---
Are they really invaders?
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They have come to invade!
They must be eliminated immediately!
[03:16] ---
Even if they are invaders,
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their lives and safety should be guaranteed!
[03:22] ---
Join us, SHIP!
[03:23] ---
We’re about to see an
increase in self-deluded guys
[03:26] ---
who keep claiming to be
very conscious of the situation.
[03:29] ---
Need to step up surveillance.
[03:32] ---
Prime Minister,
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there is no choice but to make the existence
of the invaders known to the public.
[03:35] ---
Prime Minister’s Office
[03:38] ---
If we can’t continue hiding it,
then it can’t be helped.
[03:41] ---
Can’t that wait until after Expo?
[03:44] ---
We can't afford to be taking this so leisurely!
[03:47] ---
Reveal the existence of the invaders and
enact the Basic Law on Countermeasures!
[03:58] ---
Surume University
[04:01] ---
Camp Club
[04:02] ---
Young men and women are chatting
and giggling from the middle of the day.
[04:06] ---
My heart’s throbbing.
[04:08] ---
Could this be love?
[04:11] ---
More like murderous intent.
[04:13] ---
Ready, Ontan?
[04:14] ---
You’re forming an army, right?
[04:16] ---
Don’t think of the embarrassment.
[04:18] ---
Just go around and invite people.
[04:22] ---
Good afternoon.
[04:23] ---
Surume University
Occult Research Club
[04:26] ---
Surume University
Occult Research Club
[04:29] ---
Hi.
[04:30] ---
Are you a new student?
[04:32] ---
Ontan!
I beg you, of all places, not that one!
[04:36] ---
Why not?
[04:37] ---
I could easily take over that club
before the end of the day..
[04:42] ---
Incredible.
[04:43] ---
He’s following us with a smile.
[04:46] ---
I can’t leave this to Ontan.
[04:47] ---
I’ve gotta check things out myself.
[04:50] ---
That smart phone case!
[04:52] ---
Huh?
[04:53] ---
That’s the limited edition sold online, right?
[04:59] ---
I’m so glad.
[05:00] ---
I came to Tokyo from Ishikawa Prefecture,
[05:03] ---
so I hardly know anyone here.
[05:05] ---
I’ve been looking for the
chance to talk to someone.
[05:08] ---
The pleasure’s mine, Futaba!
[05:11] ---
It gave me goosebumps to
meet someone who listed
[05:13] ---
“Underground Cave Castle” as one of
Isobeyan’s top three favorite full length stories.
[05:18] ---
Summer camp should be quite lively this year.
[05:22] ---
Mr.Ojiro. We haven’t said we’d join yet.
[05:26] ---
By the way, what are you interested in, Oran?
[05:30] ---
Ah, let’s see. Games, I guess.
[05:33] ---
Wow. What kind?
[05:36] ---
I can’t stand girls’ clubs where
they sit around talking about pancakes!
[05:39] ---
Let’s discuss more bloody subjects!
[05:42] ---
Sorry.
[05:42] ---
She’s a bit strange.
[05:45] ---
I-I think it’s good.
[05:47] ---
She’s very unique.
[05:49] ---
Do you plan on joining any clubs, Futaba?
[05:52] ---
About that…
[05:54] ---
In that case,
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come to our Suruga
University Occult Research Club!
[06:01] ---
They’re about to have a SHIP demonstration now.
[06:03] ---
Why don’t we all go and check it out?
[06:05] ---
That was some aggressive ignoring.
[06:08] ---
I could end up crying.
[06:10] ---
SHIP?
[06:12] ---
Share out Invader Protection.
[06:14] ---
Activities sharing the duty of protecting
those people known as invaders.
[06:20] ---
Invaders…
[06:22] ---
Do they really exist?
[06:24] ---
I’ve seen them.
[06:28] ---
From the airplane I was aboard on my way to Tokyo.
[06:31] ---
I saw many child-sized aliens falling.
[06:40] ---
Right now, the Ogino
administration is trying to conceal
[06:43] ---
the existence of the invaders
and secretly annihilate them!
[06:47] ---
They have been slaughtering them
one-sidedly without even checking
[06:50] ---
whether their intention is to invade or not,
and without any dialogue!
[06:54] ---
They are building large weapons
and dragging our citizens into a war!
[06:59] ---
Wow, look at all the people.
[07:01] ---
I can’t see a thing.
[07:03] ---
Ai is drowning in people!
[07:05] ---
We must salvage Ai! Salvage!
[07:08] ---
Amazing.
[07:09] ---
I'm glad I came to Tokyo…
[07:11] ---
Looking around,
I can see that this is the center of Japan.
[07:14] ---
I knew my beliefs were not mistaken.
[07:17] ---
The Prime Minister must resign!
[07:17] ---
Of course not.
[07:19] ---
You came all the way here because
you wanted to prove yourself right, right?
[07:19] ---
The Prime Minister must resign!
[07:22] ---
The Prime Minister must resign!
[07:23] ---
It hurts to hear that.
[07:24] ---
The Prime Minister must resign!
[07:25] ---
Get Rid of Weapons and
Bring Peace to Our Children's Future
[07:29] ---
Um, excuse me.
[07:30] ---
You’re Taro Miura, the journalist, right?
[07:34] ---
Yeah, that’s me.
[07:36] ---
Japan Going Mad
About Invaders
[07:36] ---
I was just reading the latest release.
[07:39] ---
May I have your autograph?
[07:41] ---
I’m not with the Squids who
want to protect the invaders,
[07:44] ---
nor the Octopi who insist
they mustn’t be forgiven.
[07:46] ---
I’m just a tuna.
[07:49] ---
You’re all young but so enthusiastic.
[07:51] ---
Quite admirable.
[07:53] ---
Oh, yes!
[07:54] ---
I believe each and every citizen
must voice their own opinion!
[08:00] ---
I see.
[08:01] ---
I hope that one day,
when you’re a bit older,
[08:03] ---
you’ll talk about this day
as some funny story.
[08:12] ---
Get out of Tokyo fast
[08:20] ---
Mr.Ojiri, why is your face like broccoli?
[08:24] ---
She’s right! It’s obscene and lewd!
[08:27] ---
How am I supposed to respond to that?
[08:30] ---
You guys joined our
demonstration today, didn’t you?
[08:33] ---
-Those sitting at the other table are with me...
[08:35] ---
-Hey you guys!
[08:37] ---
You’re that pro invader life SHIP group
I see a lot of lately over the internet.
[08:42] ---
Nobody’s interested in your opinions,
[08:45] ---
and nothing’s gonna change.
[08:47] ---
This nation’s biggest problem is
not the invaders, but debt!
[08:52] ---
Build defensive weapons in the industrial area
of Nagoya, and fire them at “invaders” in Tokyo!
[08:58] ---
A national policy of firing on Nagoya will
support the Japanese economy in the future!
[09:03] ---
The government's decision to
ignore public opinion is tyrannical!
[09:06] ---
That's right!
[09:07] ---
We cannot tolerate the slaughter
of non-resisting beings!
[09:11] ---
Hey.
[09:12] ---
This guy’s wife died in 8/31.
[09:17] ---
It’s all right.
[09:19] ---
Let’s not talk about that, Saito.
[09:21] ---
That's because the US military
dropped the A-bomb on a city!
[09:25] ---
The tragedy happening
in Japan right now is
[09:27] ---
a man-made disaster caused
by the government's inaction!
[09:30] ---
Yeah, whatever.
[09:33] ---
Darn, this pisses me off. Forget it!
[09:35] ---
We’re done talking.
[09:43] ---
You shut up!
[09:44] ---
You guys also shut up!
[09:46] ---
You’re...
[09:47] ---
broccoli!
[09:49] ---
Yes.
[09:51] ---
If you wanna fight,
I’ll fight you all at once!
[09:54] ---
And then immediately kneel
down before you!
[10:05] ---
Kadode. I love you.
[10:07] ---
What’s going on?
[10:09] ---
Kadode, please don’t hate me!
[10:12] ---
Oran, you drank my whisky and
oolong tea by mistake, didn’t you?
[10:12] ---
Water! Have some water!
[10:15] ---
Kadode!
[10:18] ---
Kadode, Kadode...
[10:22] ---
So, I can walk these two home.
[10:25] ---
Will Oran be all right?
[10:31] ---
My friend who came to Tokyo
with me lives close to here.
[10:34] ---
We’ll go there and have her rest.
[10:38] ---
Sorry,
[10:39] ---
that ended up being
really awkward, didn’t it?
[10:43] ---
Don’t worry about it.
[10:44] ---
Although I was surprised that
Ontan, who is quite shy,
[10:47] ---
went out to dine with
people she had just met.
[10:54] ---
I’ve just met you and Oran,
[10:57] ---
and yet I’ve managed to build
an invisible wall between us.
[11:02] ---
It’s okay.
[11:04] ---
At least Ontan doesn't
care about such things.
[11:07] ---
She can have a bit of an attitude,
but she actually likes everyone.
[11:12] ---
So the rest is up to you, Futaba.
[11:16] ---
Ontan is “absolute”!
[11:29] ---
Oh, Futaba.
[11:32] ---
Sorry, Makoto.
[11:35] ---
Please let this girl rest for a bit.
[11:38] ---
I’m coming in.
[11:43] ---
I’m stripping it off!
[11:44] ---
You idiot! I told you to set a trap!
[11:47] ---
See? The jewels appeared!
[11:51] ---
There’s nowhere to vent my anger
after seeing Makoto’s greedy play!
[11:55] ---
I made something simple with what’s available.
[11:58] ---
Guys, are you ready to get fat?
[12:02] ---
Huh?
[12:03] ---
This doesn’t taste good.
[12:06] ---
Don’t be so depressed, Futaba!
[12:07] ---
I’m sure someday this novel clay flavor
will become popular among the young!
[12:12] ---
Thank you, Oran.
[12:14] ---
Sorry about everything today.
[12:17] ---
What do you mean?
[12:19] ---
Well, I hope you get along well with Makoto.
[12:22] ---
He doesn’t have any friends out here.
[12:25] ---
You also have no friends, Futaba!
[12:30] ---
Okay.
[12:31] ---
But promise me one thing.
[12:36] ---
Don’t suddenly disappear from me.
[12:39] ---
Huh?
[12:47] ---
Prime Minister’s Office
[12:48] ---
Mr. Prime Minister.
[12:50] ---
Hm?
[12:51] ---
Mr. Takarada of SES Company has arrived.
[12:55] ---
Long time no see, Mr. Prime Minister.
[12:59] ---
So, what’s the progress
on the New National Stadium?
[13:03] ---
It should be mostly complete by August.
[13:06] ---
By then, we’ll likely be
able to establish the technology
[13:09] ---
to convert the new elements into energy.
[13:12] ---
Hmm... So you’re saying...
[13:14] ---
That will really fly?
[13:16] ---
It will fly.
[13:20] ---
Because it’s an ark.
[13:27] ---
Not that I want to rehash the topic,
but what's the real reason that
made you decide to break up with me?
[13:27] ---
Watarase
[13:33] ---
Sumaru.
[13:36] ---
Oh, Miura. Here to do another interview?
[13:39] ---
Yes. With you.
[13:42] ---
I hear Mr. Takarada will be
stepping down this summer.
[13:45] ---
Even though he is involved in the
construction of the new National Stadium.
[13:51] ---
What’s this about discovering a new element?
[13:54] ---
You know, right?
[13:58] ---
What’s about to happen in Tokyo.
[14:05] ---
-Hanyanyafuwa
[14:05] ---
-Heavy!
[14:08] ---
Kadode!
[14:09] ---
Give yourself an advantage against
your rivals around the world with this PC!
[14:13] ---
Sorry.
[14:15] ---
I was just about to leave.
[14:18] ---
What an unsympathetic thing to say.
[14:20] ---
You always feel like you’re at war, right?
[14:23] ---
Huh?
[14:24] ---
You’re wearing more
makeup than usual, Kadode.
[14:28] ---
I’ll do as I wish!
[14:31] ---
You guys can set up the PC.
[14:37] ---
Oh. A guy.
[14:40] ---
Kadode is seduced by
a cold-faced, listless,
[14:42] ---
sexually-promiscuous young
girl-loving teacher named Watarase.
[14:46] ---
What a foolish woman.
I’m sure they’re...
[14:51] ---
...deliberately walking
around tacky downtown
[14:52] ---
Shuriken
[14:54] ---
tourist spots buying
some weird T-shirts.
[14:57] ---
Later, they’ll go to Shinjuku
and deliberately watch
[14:59] ---
a highly entertaining Hollywood movie
from an oblique perspective.
[15:03] ---
They’ll then eat pancakes
while savoring the superficial knowledge
[15:06] ---
hastily gathered from
Wikipedia the day before.
[15:09] ---
What do you think, teacher?
[15:10] ---
This date plan I came up with after
spending all night on the internet.
[15:14] ---
Did you enjoy it?
[15:17] ---
Sure, I enjoyed it.
[15:20] ---
But you were asleep during most of the movie.
[15:22] ---
Huh? Ah... well, just a little.
[15:26] ---
So, where do you wanna go next?
[15:29] ---
You checked the internet for that too, right?
[15:33] ---
Well...
[15:39] ---
Why don’t we just call it a day?
[15:44] ---
To all passengers, a small saucer
has been spotted, and
[15:48] ---
the Self-Defense Forces are currently using
the Fujin to intercept it within the vicinity.
[15:48] ---
Advice for Shy People
When do you hold hands?
[15:52] ---
We will be stopping the train
until it is safe to proceed.
[15:56] ---
-We thank you for your patience and understanding.
[15:56] ---
-This has become so common.
[15:58] ---
I’ve become used to it.
[16:02] ---
Um, Mr. Watarase, why did you
break up with your girlfriend?
[16:07] ---
No particular reason.
[16:09] ---
It seemed inevitable for some time.
[16:13] ---
Isn’t there anyone else
you’re attracted to right now, Mr. Watarase?
[16:19] ---
Come on.
[16:20] ---
If there’s something you
wanna say, just say it.
[16:26] ---
Let’s say, hypothetically,
by some mistake,
[16:29] ---
you and I were to become
boyfriend and girlfriend.
[16:34] ---
We’d occasionally fight,
talk about breaking up,
[16:36] ---
and have pointless arguments
about each other's values.
[16:40] ---
All sorts of sad events.
[16:44] ---
Are you that scared of getting hurt?
[16:47] ---
If you get used to being hurt,
you're just being insensitive.
[16:51] ---
Forget it.
[16:52] ---
My delicate feelings cannot be
understood by an adult teacher like you.
[16:57] ---
Kadode.
[17:01] ---
There. Pat, pat.
[17:05] ---
Teenage girls love this, right?
[17:08] ---
I found that out over the internet yesterday.
[17:12] ---
You’re making fun of me, aren’t you?
[17:16] ---
By the way, Kadode,
[17:17] ---
how longer do you plan to
refer to me as your teacher?
[17:21] ---
W-Well... I was just... I... I...
[17:26] ---
You’re always being unfair, Watarase!
[17:32] ---
Woah! That got my heart racing, darn it!
[17:37] ---
No way! I can’t stand this!
[17:39] ---
I’m going home alone, Watarase!
[17:45] ---
Be careful on your way home.
[17:54] ---
Not that I want to rehash the topic,
but what's the real reason that
made you decide to break up with me?
[17:54] ---
Hikari Sumaru
[17:54] ---
Because I thought we should each
cherish our remaining time more.
[18:03] ---
“Remaining time”?
[18:06] ---
Wow!
[18:07] ---
Rin has finally begun
working at a Maid Café.
[18:10] ---
Rin is shining as she
strives toward her dream.
[18:13] ---
What could be happier than this?
[18:15] ---
For us, the general crowd,
[18:17] ---
the most important thing right now
is to receive overwhelming healing.
[18:22] ---
We'll be coming to your store every weekend,
so please wrap us in your great kindness!
[18:27] ---
You can count on me.
[18:29] ---
Well then, let's all go out to
dinner and eat our fill!
[18:32] ---
We’ll hear details of Kadode’s date...
[18:35] ---
Um, I have part-time work.
[18:40] ---
Sorry, I have a job interview today.
[18:44] ---
Huh.
[18:45] ---
Oh, is that so?
[18:49] ---
It’s only been half a month
since college life began.
[18:51] ---
Students, this is your
time to stand up!
[18:51] ---
Stop government
opression
[18:52] ---
Despite this, everyone is taking
steady steps towards their goals.
[18:57] ---
On the other hand, what about you?
[19:00] ---
With that in mind,
you knocked on this door!
[19:00] ---
Occult Research Club
[19:04] ---
Oran Nakagawa!
[19:07] ---
I wholeheartedly welcome you
[19:10] ---
to our Occult Research Club.
[19:12] ---
Please don't falsify my own feelings.
[19:15] ---
I only came to harass you, Ojiro,
[19:17] ---
because you seemed to have
the most time on your hands.
[19:20] ---
It’s not like I have nothing to do.
[19:23] ---
Our Occult Research Club has been
searching for UFOs for about 15 years now.
[19:28] ---
Hmm...
[19:29] ---
But
[19:31] ---
what’s there to search?
[19:32] ---
Isn’t that huge thing above us a UFO?
[19:37] ---
Huh?
[19:38] ---
Face the reality, Broccoli!
[19:41] ---
That’s not it, Oran!
[19:43] ---
It can’t be right smack
in front of us like that!
[19:46] ---
The encounter with the unknown I had dreamed of
since childhood was more mysterious and sublime!
[19:52] ---
I can’t deal with this person.
[19:56] ---
But it's amazing how people can live
so blindly and based on assumptions.
[20:01] ---
Let us spend our whole lives
searching for your ideal UFO.
[20:06] ---
Well, as you're the first member to join,
I'll give you a special treat:
[20:10] ---
I'll show you the documents
I've collected in secret.
[20:12] ---
Come over to my house.
[20:16] ---
Huh?
[20:17] ---
The lights won’t turn on.
[20:20] ---
Don’t tell me,
[20:21] ---
the authorities have begun to interfere.
[20:23] ---
Ojiro.
[20:26] ---
Looks like it’s because you
haven’t paid your electricity bill.
[20:29] ---
Oh.
[20:31] ---
I’ll go and pay right away,
so wait in the room.
[20:34] ---
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
[20:34] ---
Damn it! You fell asleep!
Good night!
[20:34] ---
Miss Kadodeee
You're not done yet?
[20:43] ---
Okay! I’m not interested,
[20:46] ---
but I’m gonna check his browser history.
[20:50] ---
Woah.
[20:55] ---
G-Good afternoon, there.
[20:59] ---
Good afternoon! No no! I mean...
[21:02] ---
Huh? I’ve met this
“handsome boy” somewhere.
[21:22] ---
There’s nothing suspicious about me.
[21:50] ---
Hey!
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Are you a survivor?
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Tsutomu!
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Yu...
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Yuriko?
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Yuriko!
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Tsutomu!
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I had faith all along
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that we’ll definitely meet again.
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There was chaos within the ship.
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Some people wanted to stay,
others said we should fight.
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But I was determined to survive until our
home nation sends a rescue team...
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so I ran away.
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A time may come when
we’ll think we were better off dead.
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TRAFFIC
SAFETY
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Living here is gonna be tough.
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But also, a time may come
when we’re glad we survived.
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Tsu... Tsutomu...!
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How dare you!
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-Yuriko!!
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-Run! Run!
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It’s like flat soda
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It’s too sweet, and
I’m done with it already
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That sincere-looking teacher
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And that TV personality
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They always evade the truth
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Lies and truths, rights and wrongs
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If it’s about self-responsibility
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No matter who I may antagonize
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l stay by your side
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That’s right, the two of us
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Are in a game in a world where
there’s no going back from
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Assuming a fighting stance
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I’ll take care of the rear
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We’ll go all in, even if
we crash and burn
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Won’t let it end in a flash
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It’s time to break out
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It’s scary, but I’m not scared anymore
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Cuz I have you
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Then, say goodbye to tragedies
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We’ll make up our own ending
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The impending heartless future,
and the end of the world
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We’ll embrace them all
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And loudly
Sing this song
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Such insanely precious days
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A proclamation of war
I declare upon you
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“You don’t stand a chance”
Just kidding
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