E4 - Episode 4
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12/24
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It’s noon on December 24th
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and this is the news.
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Impact of Heavy Snow
Train Lines Stop
Hachioji City, Tokyo
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Disruption of the Tokyo Transit Network Expected to Continue
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The snow that started falling on the 22nd
is expected to become even heavier.
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More than one meter of snow
has been observed atop the mother ship.
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It appears that small saucers
have been flying out of this mother ship.
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Reporting from restricted area,
Shibuya Camp Three.
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Live Front of Shibuya Camp 3
Shibuya City, Tokyo
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How is the Mother Ship Affected by the Heavy Snowfall?
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Due to the increased presence
of the small saucers,
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we have been put on high alert.
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It is likely that the mother ship’s own
buoyancy reached its limit due to the snowfall,
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and most likely causing it
to release the small saucers.
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Run...
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Down...
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You can say what’s on your mind.
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Demoto
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Shoichi, the eldest.
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Second eldest, Shoji.
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Third eldest, Shozo.
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Black Knight, the fourth one.
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And I’m Shogo, the youngest.
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Go outside and play
while I get things ready.
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-Okay!
-I’m going out!
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Hey, fourth one!
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How should I put this,
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I have high hopes for you!
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Oran, let me pay for the cake, okay?
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No, no, no, don’t worry.
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I bought the cake with money my brother
gets from his aggregator website thing.
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Ai, you provided us with this
location for the Christmas Party.
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Although this is also Kiho’s
Heartbreak Commemoration Party.
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So cute!
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Ready?
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Merry Christmas!
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Episode 4
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The frequency needle broke
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Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
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Making me feel like an alien
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People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
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I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
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You're the only one who smiles at me
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Just a little bit
Just a little bit
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I can see the truth
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I can peek through
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The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
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Justice has overdosed
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I find myself in a crowd
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Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
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I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
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Let's see the end of the world
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So come closer and closer to me
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We'll be together until we die
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Because you'll always be smiling
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It's some worthless emotion
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If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
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Bye bye bye bye
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Lovely days
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Bye bye bye bye bye bye
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Alone in a world of lies
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Today you’re still my absolute
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DEDEDEDE
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Let’s go that way?!
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Once we’re finished eating the cake,
there’s really nothing to do.
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Wanna play some Uno?
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No way. That’s a drag.
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At this rate, we’re doing nothing different
from what we usually do after school.
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Doesn’t anybody have an interesting story?
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Then why don’t you tell us a story?
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Why did you break up with
Subculture Helmet just before Christmas?
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Kohiruimaki said
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he saw an invader when the small
saucer crashed in Nishi Eifuku.
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He says it’s possible that
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invaders are already pretending
to be humans and blending into society.
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And that both the government and
“Corrupt Mainstream Media” are covering it up.
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He says I’m too ignorant.
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And that’s why... we...
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YANOO! News
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Several Small Saucers Appearing
From the Mother Ship
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It says the mother ship is spitting
out a whole lot of small saucers.
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Hey!
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Come on, it’s Christmas Eve.
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Let’s talk about cheerful things.
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Sure.
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This could be the last year
we gather together like this, after all.
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In the end, I changed my choice to
Surume University, the same as Rin and Ai.
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Oran and Kadode, you chose to
aim for Waseda University, right?
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Once we go to separate schools,
I imagine getting together will become a burden.
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I hate jokes like that. I’m going home.
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How dare you!
After making fun of my broken heart!
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Yes, you are right!
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An eye for an eye and a tank for a tank!
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This is how fruitless
conflicts continue forever!
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When you go to college, Oran,
I’ll bet you’ll wear conservative clothes,
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date a normal boyfriend,
and go on Christmas dates!
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That’s the kinda person you are!
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You idiot!
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Don’t you know
I’m a natural-born apocalypse?
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Huh?
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Don’t say anything,
and follow my lead!
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We’re such close friends,
it’s making me puke!
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This friendship is the best Christmas present.
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Don't you think so, everyone?
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This is Shibuya Camp three.
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The unidentified 100-meter-class medium-sized
projectile that appeared in the sky 30 minutes ago
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is still moving westward at 15 kilometers per hour.
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Roger that.
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Starting now, power transmission
to some areas in Tokyo will be suspended,
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to ensure sufficient power
for Fujin #7's maximum output.
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Shoot down the target promptly
before it has a chance
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to move out of the restricted zone.
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However, according to SES Company,
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Fujin does not have the ability to
destroy something over 100 meters.
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Wait…
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That’s huge!
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Shooting it down is
an order from the government.
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Bye-bye booo!
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Stay a little longer, Oran Nakagawa.
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See you again tomorrow!
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Yeah. Today’s heartbreak story
wasn’t that interesting,
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so make sure you’re dumped
by someone by tomorrow.
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If it continues to snow,
the trains will stop running, won’t they?
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If that happens, do you think school would
cancel the Closing Ceremony tomorrow?
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What’s all that commotion?
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It says they’re attacking the small
saucers that came out of the mother ship.
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Accidents Yesterday (Tokyo)
Deaths 0
Injured 127
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Battle Victims Yesterday (Tokyo)
Deaths 1
Injured 12
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Oh...
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One person died yesterday
in the battle, right?
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Our side started a fire on our own,
then put that fire out on our own.
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Let’s do this again next year.
The five of us.
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I don’t know about the future.
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But…
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Not that!
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Ontan…
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Your hand’s cold.
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Commencing power transmission!
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Huh?!
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A power outage?!
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Power supply complete!
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Three, two, one...
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Fire!
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Reporting!
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Destruction confirmed on a section of
the enemy vessel by the Green Ray of Fujin #7!
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Following the attack, the vessel continues
to move westward while losing altitude,
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and is expected to crash
near Inokashira Park in two minutes!
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I repeat.
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A 100m-class vessel is expected
to crash in two minutes,
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at 8:33 p.m., near Inokashira Park!
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Is it the snow’s fault?
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I gotta go home and play “Battle Prison”.
It’s the latest game released by D&R.
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But there’s a power outage.
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But it’s Day One of Closed Beta!
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Huh?
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The invaders aboard
the vessel are believed
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to be hiding within
a one-kilometer radius.
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Be very cautious.
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Do invaders really exist?
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Who knows?
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Shouldn’t we be prioritizing rescue operations?
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We must search for them,
whether or not there are any.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I understand.
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Here is a follow-up report on
the damage situation around Inokashira Park.
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Desperate rescue operations by
the Self-Defense Forces are still continuing.
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Vessel Crash in Musashino City, Tokyo
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Regarding this crash, Minister of Defense
Kaminari held a press conference and announced
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that there was no confirmation of contamination
from A-rays in the surrounding area.
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Vessel Crash in
Musashino City, Tokyo
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Kadode!
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I’ll be dropping by Tsukuba after
work today to take part in
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the opposition demonstration
against SES Company.
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So find some place to eat out tonight.
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A true professional citizen.
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3 Additional Victims in the Crash
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Last night thirty-five deaths
were confirmed.
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And three new deaths
have also been confirmed.
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Kihachiro Honda, seventy-five years old,
from Musashino City, Tokyo.
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Toyo Matsubara, eighty-three years old,
Suginami City.
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Musashino City
Suginami City
Suginami City
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Kihachiro Honda (75)
Toyo Matsubara (83)
Kiho Kurihara (18)
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Also from Suginami Ward,
Kiho Kurihara, 18 years old.
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Toyo Matsubara (83)
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Kiho Kurihara (18)
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These are the names of the three additional
victims whose deaths have been confirmed.
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Kadode.
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Oh, good morning.
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Good morning.
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It’s unusual to see you take the train.
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Did you watch the news?
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So today marks the end
of the second semester.
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Well, you may already know from the news.
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Kurihara died in a vessel crash.
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It seems that the funeral
will be held with only close relatives.
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Think of this as a consideration from
her parents for those of you
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who are about to take the entrance exam,
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so for now, please concentrate
on the entrance exam.
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Hey, Katsuyo.
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Mr.Watarase!
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Please at least let us write a letter
to Kiho’s parents from us all!
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Morning!
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I’m not late!
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You’re totally late.
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The closing ceremony is over.
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You’re kidding, right?
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Ontan, you’re late.
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Kadode!
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You didn't log in to
“Battle Prison” yesterday!
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Can you still consider yourself a soldier?
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It’s no exaggeration to say that
we game fans were born for this day.
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Regardless that you’re taking exams,
you’re bound to sacrifice
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sleep time to go all out
on the first day of Beta!
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Um, Ontan.
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You know...
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I know exactly what
you want to say. But we...
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Ontan, the thing is...!
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Hm?
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No.
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It’s nothing.
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Oh, I forgot.
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My mom won’t be home
tonight so I need to eat out.
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Kadode, will you be fine?
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I’ll join you.
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Thank you, Ai.
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Hm? Going some place to eat?
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All right, we’ll go and
eat everything in sight!
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So Rin! What do you wanna eat?!
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S-Something sweet.
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Okay!
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Who serves the sweetest stuff in this city?
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Oran is so fortunate.
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She doesn’t gain weight
no matter how much she eats.
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My mind is always focused on
the future of the capital economy,
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so I burn a lot of calories.
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Before you get sucked
into mass politics, elect, like I do.
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Ontan...
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Democracy is a such joke.
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We need a dictatorship by me and for me!
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Would you be quiet?
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Our goal is to become a super
techno nation focused solely
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on technology-development!
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Hey, Ontan! Listen!
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It’s about Kiho!
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I know!!
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I hear the girl who
died is from Class Three.
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Wow, that sucks.
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No way!
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I’ve gotta purchase Evil Dragon
Dark Super Evolution now!
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No kidding.
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Nakagawa Motors
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Oran, have you got everything?
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I have everything.
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Also Dad, capitalism is ending.
They said so on the internet.
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What do you expect me to do about it?
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I see.
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Oran, you’re taking your entrance
exam today, too, are you?
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What do you mean, “too”?
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Ridiculous.
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You go on and be troubled in this vertically
divided academic background-oriented society.
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Good luck.
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Roger!
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I'll crush the exam with one hand!
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And then, I’ll become one with the wind!
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JK Puniko Subaccount
Me too. But I’ll pass, and feeling refreshed,
will go to the Gin-shama Arena in March.
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JK Puniko Subaccount
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I just arrived in Ueno!
Tokyo is such a big city!
But I’m getting a stomachache
just thinking about the exam.
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Me too. But I’ll pass, and feeling refreshed,
will go to the Gin-shama Arena in March.
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You're so stupid you make me
wanna cover my eyes, lonely Yuminba.
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Yes! Let’s meet at the arena!
As fellow lonely Gin-shama fans feeling ashamed,
let’s do our best with the exams!
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Yuminba@3/13 Participating in Gin-shama Festival
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She completely believes
in the second personality
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I created for surveillance purposes,
“JK Puniko Subaccount.”
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JK Puniko Subaccount
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Yes, let’s do our best!
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Someday I'll show you how ignorance
and insensitivity can be
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deadly in this internet society.
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I forgot my bag on the train, and it had my test voucher in it. I won’t get it in time for the exam. This is the worst.
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Yuminba@3/13 Participating in Gin-shama Festival
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Yuminba...
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Ontan!
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We’re giving it our best today!
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Waseda University Faculty of Sociology
Waseda Entrance Exam
[15:19] ---
Of course we are!
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I submitted a lost item report to the station staff,
and am now at the café.
[15:24] ---
Café?! Which one?
Do you have your wallet?
[15:24] ---
I do have my wallet and smart phone.
The name of the café is Mokere,
located at the west entrance
of Shinjuku Station.
[15:24] ---
Are you all right?
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I wonder if they’ll let you take the exam
if they hear what happened.
[15:36] ---
Is this seat taken?
[15:38] ---
Huh? Um, well...
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Don’t worry.
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I’m just some fatso passing by.
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Actually, I’m currently training to
become a fortune teller,
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and if you don't mind,
I’d like to read your palm.
[15:51] ---
Um...
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I’m really not interested!
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Excuse me!
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You’re a student preparing for
entrance exams, aren’t you?!
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Maybe the exam won't go well,
[16:10] ---
but that’s okay.
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Even if you deviate from
the path you had envisioned,
[16:16] ---
it is never the wrong path.
[16:21] ---
In fact, because you take a detour,
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you will find many
unexpected encounters.
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You feel lonely in some way every day,
and in a world like this,
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and you don’t know what will happen
at any moment in this world,
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But,
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I’m always rooting for you,
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a woman always truly kind and honest.
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Do you happen to be Puniko?
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No.
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I’m just some fatso passing by.
[16:52] ---
Oh, there you are!
[16:53] ---
Hey, Yumiko!
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I told you, I’ll be fine alone.
[16:59] ---
No no, we couldn’t leave you alone.
[17:05] ---
Would you like to
delete this account?
Yes No
[17:05] ---
JK Puniko Subaccount
I’m a high school senior.
I love Gin-shama. Follow for a follow.
[17:08] ---
So you do have friends,
after all, Yuminba.
[17:12] ---
Account deleted
Thank you for using the account
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Oh. Hey!
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Big bro!
[17:16] ---
I did my best! Please praise me.
[17:21] ---
Can you buy us some of
that rotating sushi please?
[17:24] ---
Let me launder the dirty money
you earn from affiliate marketing.
[17:29] ---
So what are you doing here, Hiroshi?
[17:30] ---
I can't believe you came
out to the city center.
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Are you longing to see
people for a change?
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I was needed for on-site security.
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There are too many worthless
people in this world.
[17:42] ---
Miss Kadode, special delivery.
[17:45] ---
Thank you.
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Special Delivery
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Kadode Koyama
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Important
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Entrance Exam Results Enclosed
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Ontan!
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Kadode!
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Ontan, Ontan!
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Kadode, Kadode!
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I got rejected!
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So did I!
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This is what you would
call “hanya nya fuwa”!
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Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
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The joint investigation with the U.S.
military be terminated?
[18:13] ---
[18:13] ---
Yes.
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According to the policy of
Minister of Defense Kaminari.
[18:15] ---
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The Minister said that America has a monopoly
on information on mother ships and invaders.
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In the future,
Japan will conduct its own investigation,
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make preparations by itself,
and attack the mother ship.
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Also, since the recent vessel crash,
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reports of invader
sightings have been spreading.
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Please inform the troops in the area
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to take strict measures
to capture the invaders.
[18:46] ---
If I could have one wish come true,
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I would turn all the bullets in the world's
weapons into marshmallows.
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Fill the earth with marshmallows
and peacefully wipe out humanity.
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If you’ve been watching us for three years,
you would have figured things out.
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Humanity is disgusting.
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And easily gets carried away.
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They are an ignorant and foolish species
who can only survive by fighting.
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To put it bluntly,
you invaders are also nerds.
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The day will come when you will be
sung like a nostalgic melodrama.
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If so, why don't you stop
this pointless fight,
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sense the mood,
and go on home?
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If you guys are idiots who
aren’t capable of sensing the mood,
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I recommend that you reconcile.
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If you and humanity need an enemy
in order for you to unite,
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then I'll take on that role.
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After all, I am absolute.
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Where did you get that?
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I agree with you.
[19:51] ---
Why can’t people be more
friendly to one another.
[19:54] ---
But that may be
something quite difficult.
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Who are you?!
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Where did you come from?!
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I ask you the same.
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Where did you come from?
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Hey, Oran!
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Huh?
[20:28] ---
During summer vacation,
[20:29] ---
the boys and I were talking
about going to see the fireworks.
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Oh, my mom told me
I need to go to summer tutor camp.
[20:38] ---
What? Why not just ignore that?
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But, right now, in the sky...
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Okay, so it’s decided.
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Um... Um...!
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There was a UFO!
[20:47] ---
I saw it, too.
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Huh?
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This kid looks down on us.
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I don't know if she transferred from
a good school in the city or something.
[21:03] ---
Huh? You’re not
going to the fireworks?
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Sorry.
[21:06] ---
My mom says I need to
go to the summer tutor camp.
[21:09] ---
Whatever.
[21:11] ---
Not that I care.
[21:12] ---
But it’s true!
[21:15] ---
Huh? What is it?
[21:16] ---
Oh. Demon started saying
something about seeing a UFO.
[21:22] ---
Miss Demon,
[21:24] ---
are you planning on teaming up
with that UFO to destroy the Earth?
[21:28] ---
How terrifying.
[21:30] ---
If it’s to protect everyone,
at any time, I will...
[21:34] ---
Fight!
[21:36] ---
But I’m not lying.
[21:38] ---
I really did see a UFO.
[21:41] ---
You’re outta your mind.
[21:43] ---
Miss Demon, are you dreaming?
[21:46] ---
Or rather, are you the alien?
[21:49] ---
This is absurd.
Really, when it comes to guys.
[21:51] ---
Let’s go, girls!
[22:00] ---
What was that just now?
[22:03] ---
Huh?
[22:05] ---
He disappeared!
[22:13] ---
That girl is likely...
[22:15] ---
a Shifter.
[22:20] ---
De-de-de-destruction
[22:27] ---
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
[22:30] ---
It's the end of the world
[22:32] ---
Beyond human control, lol, lol
[22:36] ---
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
[22:38] ---
Showered by distortion
[22:39] ---
Under restriction here
[22:41] ---
Even self-questioning
[22:43] ---
Hey, can you hear me?
[22:45] ---
I know everything
[22:46] ---
Now, don't stop
[22:48] ---
Let's go
[22:49] ---
I wanna be WITH YOU
[22:50] ---
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
[22:53] ---
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
[22:57] ---
De-de-de-destruction
[23:03] ---
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
[23:10] ---
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
[23:17] ---
My absolute sanctum I hold up
[23:20] ---
Doesn't scare me anymore
[23:23] ---
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
[23:31] ---
The earth's broken down
[23:34] ---
Let's fly in the sky together
[23:37] ---
I won't let you go
[23:43] ---
See ya
[23:45] ---
De-de-de-destruction
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