E2 - Episode 2
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[00:03] ---
Whoa, Kiho.
[00:04] ---
Showing off first thing in the morning?
[00:07] ---
That Kiho. After I told her repeatedly never to
turn her back on the enemy in the battlefield.
[00:12] ---
From this distance, my AK will
drop her with one shot to the head.
[00:17] ---
I’m surprised you seem
to be a bit jealous of her.
[00:19] ---
No. Disgusting. Disgusting.
[00:22] ---
Episode 2
[00:32] ---
The frequency needle broke
[00:35] ---
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
[00:36] ---
Making me feel like an alien
[00:38] ---
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
[00:44] ---
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
[00:50] ---
You're the only one who smiles at me
[00:56] ---
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
[00:59] ---
I can see the truth
[01:00] ---
I can peek through
[01:01] ---
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
[01:08] ---
Justice has overdosed
[01:10] ---
I find myself in a crowd
[01:12] ---
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
[01:17] ---
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
[01:21] ---
Let's see the end of the world
[01:23] ---
So come closer and closer to me
[01:27] ---
We'll be together until we die
[01:29] ---
Because you'll always be smiling
[01:32] ---
It's some worthless emotion
[01:35] ---
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
[01:38] ---
Bye bye bye bye
[01:41] ---
Lovely days
[01:44] ---
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
[01:48] ---
Alone in a world of lies
[01:51] ---
Today you’re still my absolute
[01:54] ---
DEDEDEDE
[01:57] ---
Crashed Small Saucer on Autopilot
[01:57] ---
LIVE
[01:57] ---
Suginami City, Tokyo
[01:57] ---
Small Saucer Crashes Into a Residential Area
[01:58] ---
One small flying saucer has
crashed in Nishi-Eifuku, Suginami City.
[02:02] ---
According to the government's
Unidentified Flying Object Task Force,
[02:05] ---
there was nobody on board.
It was driven automatically.
[02:10] ---
Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
[02:10] ---
This is an image from the
on-site surveillance camera.
[02:13] ---
The U.S. Army has retrieved the bodies
believed to be of crew onboard.
[02:16] ---
Not even the prime minister has
been notified about this hostile presence.
[02:22] ---
Furthermore, although we’re not sure what it is yet,
but they also took this object with them.
[02:27] ---
Once again, the U.S. Army has
exclusivity on all information.
[02:30] ---
They say they want to research
jointly with Japan, then this? That’s so selfish.
[02:34] ---
Even that new-type bomb they dropped on
August 31st even though we didn’t request it.
[02:40] ---
I can only imagine they did that
because they wanted to experiment.
[02:42] ---
Ms. Takahata, watch what you say.
[02:46] ---
I'm sorry, sir...
[02:50] ---
Any changes to the zero field?
[02:51] ---
No changes.
[02:52] ---
Other than the U.S. Army inspection
apparatus disappearing three days ago.
[02:56] ---
It’s been three years since
the mothership appeared.
[02:59] ---
If their purpose was to invade,
they would’ve attacked in some way by now,
[03:03] ---
but they have been
almost completely silent.
[03:05] ---
They occasionally send
out reconnaissance aircraft-like
[03:08] ---
small flying saucers,
then bring them back in.
[03:11] ---
There’s always the chance that
one could crash again like this one.
[03:15] ---
Fortunately, no one
was injured, but still.
[03:18] ---
When will the new
weapon be complete?
[03:19] ---
SES Corp
[03:22] ---
I'm Takarada, manager of
the "Fujin" development project.
[03:25] ---
I'm Chief Cabinet Secretary Izumida.
[03:28] ---
I'm Defense Minister Kaminari.
[03:30] ---
Thank you for coming
all the way out here.
[03:33] ---
I will have Sumaru from our
Development Center Public Relations Office
[03:36] ---
give you an explanation.
[03:38] ---
Original: Walkboy
[03:38] ---
Sports Walkboy
[03:39] ---
We are the core company
of Santilli Elements Group,
[03:43] ---
operating mainly in the
entertainment business.
[03:47] ---
The “Fujin” project began with the robotic
pets we had developed for the toy market.
[03:53] ---
Due to the rising workforce demand, our research
soon progressed into larger-scale models.
[03:57] ---
Together with a private military
company in the Middle East
[04:00] ---
and a research team that developed
our laser interception system,
[04:04] ---
we were able to complete a
working prototype in just three years.
[04:09] ---
This “Fujin Type 6” specializes in
straight-line close-range combat,
[04:13] ---
instantly destroying and burning its target.
[04:21] ---
In other words, with the “Fujin”
when one of those small crafts appear,
[04:25] ---
it would prevent it from
crashing into the urban area.
[04:29] ---
But I imagine considerable legislation
would be required if it were to be used in Tokyo.
[04:35] ---
We’re in a state of emergency now.
[04:37] ---
We must quickly remove the threat above us.
So that we can hold the Tokyo Expo.
[04:43] ---
I certainly hope we will be receiving an increase
in defense spending for the next fiscal year.
[04:53] ---
Yesterday I was up all night
having a debate with Kohiruimaki
[04:58] ---
about the interpretation
of a certain musician's lyrics.
[05:01] ---
Oh. A dimwit couple who can only
have superficial conversations.
[05:06] ---
I don’t have to take that from you guys
who play battle games every night.
[05:10] ---
How dare you!
[05:12] ---
Oran, would you happen to be jealous?
[05:17] ---
Argh! Ontan died!
[05:21] ---
I've resurrected.
[05:23] ---
What a relief.
[05:25] ---
Kiho. I’ll tell you this
to save my own honor.
[05:29] ---
Even for me, one day,
arriving on a white horse…
[05:31] ---
A what on a horse?
[05:33] ---
An armored warrior…
[05:35] ---
An armored warrior?
[05:37] ---
…will destroy the village of the river imp!
[05:40] ---
Ai, Rin. Say something!
[05:42] ---
Huh?
[05:44] ---
What I wanna know is,
Rin, what are you staring at?
[05:47] ---
Rin’s absentmindedness is
from when she was little.
[05:51] ---
I... I...
[05:55] ---
…love Boys’ Love.
[05:59] ---
We are currently at the scene of
the small flying saucer
[06:02] ---
crash in Nishi Eifuku, Suginami City.
[06:04] ---
There appear to have been
no injuries to nearby residents.
[06:06] ---
According to the government,
no crew members were on board this time...
[06:09] ---
You’ve decided to study
for the exam after all?
[06:11] ---
Yes. Things happened
that changed my mind.
[06:14] ---
That’s great. All the best.
[06:21] ---
Um…
[06:21] ---
Hm?
[06:22] ---
I… I’m thinking of going to the
same university you did, Mr. Watarase.
[06:26] ---
Faculty of sociology, right?
[06:29] ---
Yeah.
[06:30] ---
What exactly does that…
[06:31] ---
If you’re interested,
I’ll bring you some books on sociology.
[06:36] ---
C-Can I go and get them now?
[06:39] ---
Huh? To my place?
[06:42] ---
Well, I don’t mind, but there
are still things I need to finish here.
[06:46] ---
I’ll wait!
Yes, I will wait here for you!
[06:50] ---
Baruta
@Usin'PasmonLikeCrazy
[06:50] ---
I see it from my company lollllllll
[06:52] ---
Best Post
[06:55] ---
No way.
[06:56] ---
No way.
[06:58] ---
No way. This is serious.
[07:03] ---
Kadode!
[07:04] ---
A flying saucer fell nearby,
so we’re gonna go and poke fun at it, darn it!
[07:11] ---
Sorry. I can't go today.
[07:15] ---
It’s really rare to be able to
observe this at such close proximity!
[07:19] ---
So we’ve got no choice but to go!
[07:21] ---
Sorry. Just not today.
[07:24] ---
Huh? Why not?
[07:27] ---
Oh. Like, Watarase stuff?
[07:32] ---
Oh. I get it.
[07:35] ---
Not to worry. I’ll go alone.
[07:40] ---
Hanyanya Fuwaaa.
Good luck, good luck.
[07:51] ---
Hey, big one and small one!
[07:55] ---
An event is upon us!
[07:57] ---
You’re joining my flying saucer mission
right now. We have no time to waste.
[08:01] ---
Huh?
[08:01] ---
What about Kadode?
[08:03] ---
She became a monster of
lust and fell into darkness.
[08:07] ---
I’m on my way to my parents’ place.
[08:10] ---
Oh, so they haven’t moved yet.
[08:14] ---
Demoto
[08:15] ---
Yeah. They insist on staying while
their living costs are subsidized.
[08:17] ---
Demoto
[08:20] ---
Saying their house was
destroyed because of the A-bomb.
[08:24] ---
Personally, I feel uneasy staying
at our relative’s place for any longer.
[08:30] ---
Especially with my
five younger brothers.
[08:34] ---
I’m going with Ai,
so the flying saucer…
[08:37] ---
Roger that.
[08:39] ---
Oh, leave your bicycle
over there somewhere.
[08:42] ---
You live pretty close.
[08:45] ---
Because I can’t
stand getting up early.
[08:48] ---
Yeah, just as I had imagined.
[08:50] ---
Living in a cramped room.
[08:52] ---
Shut up.
[08:54] ---
Living costs have come down,
[08:55] ---
but rent is still expensive within
the twenty-three cities of Tokyo.
[08:59] ---
The books here are on sociology.
Take them all.
[09:02] ---
It’s not like I’ll be reading them again.
[09:05] ---
No… that…
[09:08] ---
That would…defeat its purpose.
[09:14] ---
No way. Come on.
[09:16] ---
A man in his thirties trying to look pretty?
That’s so cute!
[09:19] ---
No, no.
Why would I be using that?
[09:24] ---
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
[09:27] ---
Do you mind if I went
to the school board saying
[09:31] ---
I was forced into a room
by a lewd teacher?
[09:33] ---
Seriously, don’t do that sorta thing.
[09:35] ---
There’s too much I would lose from that.
[09:38] ---
Like my job, and my job.
And also… my job…
[09:42] ---
You might think I’m a boring guy.
[09:45] ---
You’re not boring.
[09:48] ---
I envy you for having
something you don’t want to lose.
[09:52] ---
I have absolutely nothing.
[09:57] ---
I just kinda wing it every day.
It’s like being alive is a joke.
[10:02] ---
I've always been an
unscrupulous person.
[10:04] ---
Even during “August 31st”
a part of me was hoping
[10:09] ---
that whatever crew who might be on that
flying saucer would do something incredible.
[10:16] ---
Because I have nothing that
would inconvenience me by losing it.
[10:19] ---
I wouldn’t mind it if they went
around and destroyed everything.
[10:27] ---
Wear your helmet or
we could get into trouble.
[10:29] ---
What? But I put my hair up.
[10:35] ---
Please continue walking
so you don’t obstruct traffic.
[10:54] ---
You have nothing that would
inconvenience you by losing it, huh?
[10:57] ---
We’re reporting live from the scene
of the small flying saucer
[10:58] ---
Nishieifuku, Suginami City
[11:00] ---
crash in Nishi Eifuku, Suginami City.
[11:01] ---
But you would rather not find
yourself in danger because of invaders
[11:06] ---
that we’re not sure even exist, do you?
[11:09] ---
If it comes to that,
I’m sure Ontan will come and save me.
[11:13] ---
Ontan? Oh, Nakagawa.
[11:17] ---
Back in grade school, the boys in
my class gave me the nickname “Demon”.
[11:23] ---
...yama
[11:23] ---
Kadode
[11:23] ---
Demon
[11:24] ---
They would say,
“Demons are enemies of humanity!”
[11:27] ---
But I did nothing wrong.
[11:28] ---
Koyama
[11:28] ---
Kadode
[11:28] ---
Demon
[11:32] ---
However, only Ontan
was on my side at all times.
[11:40] ---
To be honest, there are still times when
I have no idea what she’s talking about,
[11:44] ---
but to me, Ontan is an “absolute”.
[11:52] ---
Come on.
[11:53] ---
Koyama, so you do have something
important that you mustn’t lose.
[11:59] ---
Hey, what’s that!
[12:01] ---
She has made her appearance! Ontan!
[12:04] ---
Nakagawa.
[12:06] ---
A peace sign at an accident scene?
Give me a break.
[12:08] ---
No it isn’t.
[12:10] ---
This is a crab-claw sign
Ontan and I made up
[12:13] ---
when we were kids to communicate.
[12:15] ---
"I...
[12:16] ---
hate...
[12:18] ---
you."
[12:19] ---
"I hate you"?
[12:29] ---
I’m sorry for being greedy.
[12:35] ---
I will rely on today’s
memories to continue living!
[12:38] ---
I’m sorry for speaking one-sidedly today.
[12:43] ---
After you graduate high school,
we can start a relationship if you’d like.
[12:47] ---
As sex friends, of course.
[12:49] ---
You’re the worst!
[12:55] ---
Let me ask you.
[12:56] ---
If you could fly freely into the sky,
Koyama, what would you do?
[12:59] ---
I’d fly to where Ontan is!
[13:08] ---
Okay.
[13:09] ---
Time to check out some porn.
[13:22] ---
Ontan!
[13:24] ---
Hm?
[13:28] ---
Wh-What the… Ontan.
[13:32] ---
Sorry to leave you alone.
[13:34] ---
Are you angry?
[13:38] ---
No. I’m not angry.
[13:41] ---
You’re angry.
[13:42] ---
I’m not angry.
[13:44] ---
You are totally angry.
[13:46] ---
What I’m angry about, is…!
[13:49] ---
More like because
you came here too soon.
[13:53] ---
Did you say what you
needed to, to Watarase?
[13:56] ---
I didn’t say it.
[13:58] ---
Did you have sex with him?!
Filthy sex?!
[14:02] ---
I’m telling you,
nothing happened!
[14:04] ---
Are you okay with that?!
You piece of shit!
[14:11] ---
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
[14:14] ---
You sure?
[14:17] ---
I think so.
[14:27] ---
-You fool.
-Ow!
[14:28] ---
You fool. You fool. You fool.
[14:30] ---
Ow, ow, ow, ow…
[14:31] ---
Ogino Administration
A Life Without Saucers!
[14:31] ---
We Aim for Peace.
[14:31] ---
You fool. You fool. You fool.
[14:32] ---
I get it already.
[14:35] ---
You fool.
[14:40] ---
And this is today’s booty.
I gave it the name “Object T”.
[14:46] ---
No way.
[14:47] ---
You brought that here with you?!
[14:49] ---
It could be contaminated,
so you shouldn’t be touching that.
[14:52] ---
You haven’t figured out that such talk is part
of that country’s conspiracy? You fool!
[14:57] ---
But what do you plan to do with that?
[14:59] ---
Yeah. I’ll inquire about it
on the “Yanoo Answers”.
[15:02] ---
I’m surprised that you haven’t
put a plan together, whatsoever.
[15:06] ---
INFINITE LOVE
[15:06] ---
Oh, there’s your former
prince on a white horse.
[15:10] ---
That half-hearted third-rated
idol you had the hots for.
[15:13] ---
You went broke after being lured
into buying expensive goods
[15:16] ---
at that super-gross exchange event.
[15:18] ---
A dark past of yours.
[15:21] ---
Never mind whether
it was a dark past or not.
[15:23] ---
Because Oba… he died.
On August 31st.
[15:28] ---
1 play: 100 yen
[15:29] ---
Sowwy about that!
[15:31] ---
Hey, Ontan.
You’re close to a perfect score.
[15:35] ---
Nakagawa Motors
[15:38] ---
There's A Rays contamination.
Everyone is getting sick.
Weather report is a lie...
[15:38] ---
Contaminated transportation trucks.
Prohibit Tokyo Residents.
[15:39] ---
Everyone in Tokyo right now is stupid.
Even their brain is contaminated.
[15:42] ---
Everyone in Tokyo right now is stupid.
Even their brain is contaminated.
[15:42] ---
#Conspiracy Theory
[15:58] ---
Huh?
[15:59] ---
#Conspiracy Theory
[16:03] ---
Hiroko Nakagawa
[16:03] ---
Bringing Light
To Tokyo With
Mom Power!
[16:04] ---
Autonomous high-mobility
air defense system
[16:06] ---
"Fujin" Carried by Air Transport to Camp Odaiba
[16:08] ---
"Fujin" developed by SES Company,
has been completed.
[16:10] ---
"Fujin" Carried by
Air Transport to Camp Odaiba
[16:10] ---
Good morning, Dad.
[16:12] ---
Good morning.
[16:13] ---
Woah, heavy mobile machine
that looks like a camera.
[16:16] ---
They say it’s a weapon
to battle the flying saucer.
[16:18] ---
The government should stop taking their
time and just hurry and destroy that mothership.
[16:23] ---
Big Bro...
[16:24] ---
Hiroshi.
[16:27] ---
It’s been three days since
you last came out of your room.
[16:30] ---
Has a package arrived for me
from my loyal supporter?
[16:32] ---
Do you mean that?
[16:36] ---
TO: Chuocho Setagaya, Tokyo
Ms. Punimi
FROM: Kentaro Yamada
[16:36] ---
Electronics
[16:38] ---
I can now continue
with my mission.
[16:40] ---
I would surely prefer it if
you would get it together.
[16:43] ---
You did graduate
from a great university.
[16:46] ---
Dad.
[16:46] ---
It’s not exactly like I’m
sitting around doing nothing.
[16:49] ---
Someone has to punish the misguided idiots
who keep virtue signaling on social media.
[16:55] ---
Besides, if not me, who’s going to send them
haunted photos until they delete their accounts?
[17:02] ---
You shouldn’t be bothering people like that.
[17:05] ---
I want to make them realize
the futility of taking pleasure in
[17:09] ---
criticizing society
from a safe distance.
[17:11] ---
The real scum is here.
[17:14] ---
When those guys finally arrive at the
truth we will applaud with our souls.
[17:19] ---
Bring light to Tokyo
with the power of the scum.
[17:22] ---
I feel a fever coming on.
I’m gonna go get some rest.
[17:26] ---
We might’ve taken it a bit too far.
[17:27] ---
We’ll hafta make some shoulder
massage tickets for Dad again.
[17:30] ---
Hey, Ontan!
[17:32] ---
Kadode?
[17:36] ---
What brings you here so early?
[17:38] ---
Ontan invited me to jog with her
to get fit in time for exam studies.
[17:41] ---
Oh?
[17:42] ---
What do you mean “Oh?”?
You’re the one who brought it up.
[17:45] ---
We promised to go
to the same university.
[17:50] ---
So why don’t we get ready?
[17:52] ---
This is a drag.
[17:53] ---
Kadode.
[17:55] ---
Do you remember?
[17:57] ---
Back when we were kids,
[17:58] ---
we promised that someday
we would get married.
[18:01] ---
Yeah, I remember. I remember.
[18:03] ---
Well, how about it?
Shall we start making plans for it?
[18:07] ---
Naw, I don’t like fat guys.
[18:12] ---
Why did you come, Hiroshi?
[18:14] ---
I'll do what I want.
[18:15] ---
Ontan, you're running too fast!
[18:21] ---
Ouch. I might’ve sprained it.
[18:23] ---
But stand up!
[18:24] ---
On the other side of pain
is the glorious world of victory.
[18:34] ---
Kadode.
[18:37] ---
Come to think of it, we had a
similar situation long ago, didn’t we?
[18:40] ---
I was in high school and
you two were still in grade school.
[18:44] ---
Kadode would often stumble
and fall along this route to school.
[18:47] ---
I had to carry you to
school so many times.
[18:49] ---
That was long ago.
[18:51] ---
You’re right.
[18:52] ---
Because you two will be
university students soon.
[18:58] ---
Like that, things continue
to change, little by little.
[19:02] ---
Nothing would really change.
[19:05] ---
You just want to believe that’s the case.
[19:08] ---
What’s that supposed to mean?
[19:09] ---
Well, never mind.
[19:11] ---
It’s none of my concern
what happens to this world,
[19:13] ---
but I do hope our
relationship doesn’t change.
[19:23] ---
You’ve made your entrance,
the moving tax money!
[19:32] ---
Camp Odaiba
[19:34] ---
There’s a chance we may receive
orders to dispatch immediately.
[19:38] ---
Hurry with the power
supply status confirmation.
[19:40] ---
Roger that.
[19:41] ---
Here at Camp Odaiba, work is underway
to install the new “Fujin Type 6” weapon.
[19:47] ---
SES Corp's New Weapon, "Fujin"
[19:47] ---
Interview
What Kind of Weapon is "Fujin"?
[19:47] ---
Project Manager
Mr. Takarada
[19:48] ---
With “Weapons are also
eco-friendly” as our catchphrase,
[19:52] ---
we have developed a green
ray-equipped laser weapon,
[19:55] ---
a weapon completely different from existing
gunpowder weapons and A-weapons.
[19:59] ---
Furthermore,
being a high mobility system,
[20:01] ---
Fujin can freely move about in urban areas,
giving us more strategic flexibility.
[20:12] ---
We just received word
that a mid-sized aircraft,
[20:15] ---
about fifty meters in size,
has exited the mothership.
[20:19] ---
Attack with Fujin!
[20:20] ---
With the acknowledgement
of the Prime Minister,
[20:22] ---
the Defense Minister has
just given orders to destroy.
[20:25] ---
All units, promptly move into
your positions, and destroy the counterpart.
[20:29] ---
Roger.
[20:30] ---
Fujin Type 6 will
counterattack immediately.
[21:05] ---
Target, medium-sized flying object,
identification H-2, authorizing attack.
[21:10] ---
Fujin Type 6 has not
reached the required power.
[21:13] ---
Connect backup power.
[21:15] ---
Connecting backup power.
[21:20] ---
Locked on to target.
[21:21] ---
Specifications input complete.
[21:23] ---
From here on, Fujin Type 6 will
commence automatic tracking.
[21:27] ---
Fujin Type 6 electric
power supply complete.
[21:29] ---
Ready to fire immediately.
[21:32] ---
First Battle of New Weapon "Fujin"
[21:32] ---
LIVE
[21:32] ---
Koto City, Tokyo
[21:32] ---
Fujin #6 Attacks Unidentified Flying Object
[21:33] ---
It appears that “Fujin” has
completed its preparation to fire!
[21:36] ---
Six… five…
[21:38] ---
Four… three…
[21:40] ---
Two… One...
[21:42] ---
Fire!
[21:54] ---
Fujin #6 Attacks
Unidentified Flying Object
[22:04] ---
Once again today many have died.
[22:10] ---
Everybody, good afternoon.
[22:15] ---
[Unidentified language]
[22:20] ---
De-de-de-destruction
[22:27] ---
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
[22:30] ---
It's the end of the world
[22:32] ---
Beyond human control, lol, lol
[22:36] ---
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
[22:38] ---
Showered by distortion
[22:39] ---
Under restriction here
[22:41] ---
Even self-questioning
[22:43] ---
Hey, can you hear me?
[22:45] ---
I know everything
[22:46] ---
Now, don't stop
[22:48] ---
Let's go
[22:49] ---
I wanna be WITH YOU
[22:50] ---
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
[22:53] ---
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
[22:57] ---
De-de-de-destruction
[23:03] ---
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
[23:10] ---
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
[23:17] ---
My absolute sanctum I hold up
[23:20] ---
Doesn't scare me anymore
[23:23] ---
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
[23:31] ---
The earth's broken down
[23:34] ---
Let's fly in the sky together
[23:37] ---
I won't let you go
[23:43] ---
See ya
[23:45] ---
De-de-de-destruction
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