E1 - Episode 1
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Today, we are expecting clear skies
throughout the day in the Kanto Region,
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Shimo-Takoido High School
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with shadows in some areas.
“A-Ray” concentration 0.5 percent.
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Today will be another great day
to hang out your laundry.
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The A Counter is today’s one-time special
sale item for the next 24 hours, starting now.
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Kadode.
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Hey, Kadode Koyama
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Huh? Oh, yes!
[00:30] ---
Um, well…
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I was only waking you up
because you were asleep.
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If you’re sleepy,
just go home and sleep.
[00:38] ---
I'm sorry.
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That goes for the rest of you, too.
If you’re gonna sleep, you can go home.
[00:42] ---
Entrance Exams are coming up.
[00:44] ---
Rather than paying
attention to what I say in class,
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direct your entire focus
on studying for the exams.
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Gone chillin'
Oran Nakagawa
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All right,
today’s class is over.
[00:56] ---
Oh, Kadode,
can I have a word?
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HISTORY QUIZ
[01:01] ---
Kadode Koyama
[01:01] ---
Eurasian Continental culture has
a strong self-cohesive force
[01:01] ---
Subprime Loan
[01:02] ---
Are you purposely trying to get
borderline passing grades on your tests?
[01:06] ---
It doesn’t make sense that
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you’d get good grades on the mock entrance exams,
then do badly on the in-school tests.
[01:13] ---
Please allow me to not
make sense at times.
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Well, you’re free to
do as you wish, Kadode,
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but I think it’s a waste.
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I don’t think I can go to college
in my situation right now.
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Then do you plan to work
when you graduate?
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That's right!
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I'm gonna be a company slave.
[01:34] ---
That’s a funny-looking backpack.
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It’s “Isobeyan”.
[01:37] ---
I know.
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He's a mushroom-man
who came from the distant future
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to find happiness
for the lazy Debeko.
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I know.
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He takes out secret tools from
his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
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I know.
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His favorite food is Isobeyaki,
mochi with seaweed.
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I know all that.
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What would you do if you could fly freely
in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
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That will be a dream come true, but it’s
something that only happens in manga comics.
[02:06] ---
What’s wrong about
having a dream?!
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Nobody knows what
awaits us in the future.
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That’s Debeko’s line.
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The future, huh?
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There can’t be any such
convenient future, can there?
[02:35] ---
What are you doing, Ai?
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Kiho is about
to ask someone out.
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What are your chances?
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Rin, my rule of thumb is to never take on
a challenge if the odds are against me.
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Then hurry and talk to him.
[02:46] ---
Kohiruimaki
is looking pretty uneasy.
[02:49] ---
What did Ontan say?
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She says she’s not
interested in any farce.
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How dare she…
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I’m gonna enjoy life
in the real world!
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Due to the new-type bomb
dropped by the U.S. Army,
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Ota Ward has been polluted
with high-density A Ray.
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Although small amounts, levels continue
to be measured within Tokyo Prefecture.
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When we return from commercials,
we will have coverage of
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today’s press conference held
by Defense Minister Kaminari.
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La-la-la
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I love you so
much, Isobeyan.
[03:22] ---
That sound again?
[03:24] ---
How was it?
[03:26] ---
What are you talking about?
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You were saying that today,
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you’re finally going to lick
Watarase’s cute pink nipples.
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I never said such a thing,
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and I never had that opportunity
to lay a finger on him today, either.
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If you can’t lay a finger on him,
show him your boobs.
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You're missing the point.
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Seriously?
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Seriously.
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Ever since that thing
appeared that summer,
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the big shot adults were saying
that everything has changed.
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I, on the other hand, am discontent
with the lack of changes with my daily life.
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Looking back now, I realize that no change
at all is it's own kind of happiness.
[04:26] ---
Episode 1
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The frequency needle broke
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Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
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Making me feel like an alien
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People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
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I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
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You're the only one who smiles at me
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Just a little bit
Just a little bit
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I can see the truth
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I can peek through
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The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
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Justice has overdosed
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I find myself in a crowd
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Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
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I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
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Let's see the end of the world
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So come closer and closer to me
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We'll be together until we die
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Because you'll always be smiling
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It's some worthless emotion
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If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
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Bye bye bye bye
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Lovely days
[05:48] ---
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
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Alone in a world of lies
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Today you’re still my absolute
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DEDEDEDE
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3 years ago
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Tateyama Base
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August 31st, Wednesday
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An earthquake?
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We have no report of
any earthquake, sir!
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NO WARNING
NO WARNING
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A tsunami has been observed
at the number two sea fort of
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Misaki Port’s Shinyamashita tide station!
[06:48] ---
It appears that many buildings in the Ito and
Mera districts have also been damaged!
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Manager, above us!
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Visuals on an
unidentified projectile!
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Self Defense Force
Camp Ichigaya
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A mysterious projectile above the
Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
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Total length five
thousand meters?!
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2039 days until
Tokyo Expo
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The flying saucer is headed toward Tokyo Bay
at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
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Prime Minister's Cabinet Room
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Prime Minister
Katsuaki Ogino
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Although it's yet to be confirmed,
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we cannot rule out the possibility that
this object may not be from Earth.
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Put in a request immediately
to the heads of
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the U.S., China and
South Korea to dispatch forces.
[07:55] ---
Mr. Prime Minister,
the Okinawa U.S. Army Base says
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they have already dispatched a B-52 for
the purpose of an advance reconnaissance.
[08:00] ---
Prime Minister
Katsuaki Ogino
[08:04] ---
First thing after
inauguration...and this?
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As a result of the appearance
of the disk-shaped object,
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WARNING Unidentified
Flying Object in Minato City
[08:12] ---
Unidentified Phenomenon
[08:12] ---
Predicted Course of
the Unidentified Flying Object
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many buildings have been
damaged in the Tateyama Region.
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Footage from Viewer
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The flying saucer is currently headed
in the direction of Kawasaki.
[08:16] ---
BREAKING NEWS Unidentified Flying Object Flies
Through Minato City, Daiba and Ota City
[08:16] ---
Unidentified Phenomenon
[08:16] ---
Predicted Course of
the Unidentified Flying Object
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Haneda Airport has
been completely closed.
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All Japan Rail routes
have also stopped running.
[08:23] ---
Info on
Unidentified Flying Object
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Right now, evacuation notices
have been issued for the following areas.
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Minato City, Shinagawa City, Ota City, Shibuya City,
Meguro City and parts of Kawasaki City.
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Evacuation Area
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Minato City
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Shinagawa City
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Ota City
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Shibuya City
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Meguro City
[08:29] ---
Kawasaki City
[08:33] ---
Oh, a flying object has just
come out of the flying saucer!
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Two elderly citizens are
refusing to evacuate.
[08:41] ---
Continue persuading them.
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The U.S. Army are determined
to attack fifteen minutes
[08:45] ---
if the Mother Ship ignores orders to stop!
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Are they seriously
going to attack?
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Above this urban area?
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LIVE 3 Yrs After 8/31
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Ota City, Tokyo
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A Protest in Front of Kamata Station
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Three years ago,
[09:23] ---
this city of Kamata also incurred damages
when the U.S. Army’s bomber dropped their new bomb.
[09:28] ---
Protests against these
attacks have taken place
[09:30] ---
in the form of demonstrations
to demand compensation
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as well as claims against
the infringement of sunshine rights.
[09:35] ---
Victims of the August 31 incident,
[09:37] ---
including passengers of commercial airline
and people in collapsed buildings, total 5,200.
[09:43] ---
We still do not know where this
Mothership came from, what their purpose is,
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or if there are any
living beings aboard that ship.
[09:48] ---
Okonomiyaki
Teppei
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A Protest in Front
of Kamata Station
[09:51] ---
This unidentified giant flying object is
proceeding at a speed of five kilometers per hour.
[09:55] ---
“How should I put it…”
[09:56] ---
“His tastes in music and
movies are the same as mine.
[10:00] ---
It’s so important to
have the same values.”
[10:04] ---
Give me a break!
[10:06] ---
Then go ahead and exchange rutting
poems to each other with the use of
[10:09] ---
-social media for the rest of your life!
[10:10] ---
-Here you go, Ontan.
[10:11] ---
That cutesy fuzzy
feeling grosses me out!
[10:13] ---
Hey, hey,
you know what?
[10:15] ---
It’s not like I’m trying to earn
your sympathy or anything!
[10:18] ---
If you were only more like Kadode,
[10:20] ---
the way she straightforwardly talks about
wanting to sleep with her teacher.
[10:23] ---
I never said that.
[10:25] ---
Will somebody
please shut her up?
[10:27] ---
You’re merely a follower.
[10:31] ---
You get this tiny piece.
[10:33] ---
How come?!
[10:34] ---
There’s not much I can
do with you being annoyed.
[10:37] ---
Get a boyfriend first, then we
can talk more on this subject.
[10:41] ---
A Protest in Front
of Kamata Station
[10:41] ---
Putting others down
because you can’t relate is so childish.
[10:46] ---
Love… is this magic that allows
people to become a bit more adult.
[10:54] ---
Saucy girl!
[10:56] ---
Kadode, would you please
go ahead and kill her!
[11:01] ---
Oran Nakagawa!
[11:02] ---
I will continue refuting
you tomorrow as well!
[11:04] ---
Bye-bye boo!
[11:13] ---
How's your mother doing?
[11:16] ---
She's always sleeping.
[11:18] ---
Want me to drop by your place?
[11:20] ---
That's okay.
[11:49] ---
Ontan, what would you do if
you could fly freely in the sky?
[11:52] ---
Must be cold.
[11:56] ---
But you know,
I won’t succumb to anything.
[11:59] ---
Not until I destroy this world
full of deceit and pretense.
[12:03] ---
I’m gonna have those
tame pigs realize one day, for sure,
[12:08] ---
that the real threat to humanity
is not some group of invaders but me.
[12:13] ---
You’re right.
[12:14] ---
Let’s do our best.
[12:15] ---
You’re making fun of me aren’t you?
[12:31] ---
I'm home!
[12:34] ---
These are the vegetables
I ordered from Okinawa.
They're uncontaminated.
Heat them up for dinner.
[12:35] ---
"These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.
They're uncontaminated. Heat them up for dinner."
[12:45] ---
Mom, are you feeling all right?
[12:48] ---
Oh, welcome back.
[12:50] ---
Sorry, I already ate so I’ll
have the vegetables tomorrow…
[12:53] ---
I'm going to
the hospital tomorrow.
[12:55] ---
You get a check-up
as well, Kadode.
[12:57] ---
I...
[13:00] ---
The levels of A-Ray residue from
the Mother Ship continue to be low,
[13:02] ---
Effect of A-Ray on Human Body
[13:02] ---
Defense Minister Kaminari Press Conference
[13:04] ---
and therefore it is very unlikely to
have any effect on the human body.
[13:08] ---
“Unlikely to have any effect”?
[13:10] ---
Absolutely not.
[13:21] ---
Darn. Take this. Ugh.
[13:39] ---
Kadode,
[13:40] ---
here’s the stuffed doll you wanted.
[13:46] ---
Shunei School Setagaya
[13:46] ---
3 years ago
[13:48] ---
I don't think
I can take this anymore.
[13:50] ---
The reason being, today is the
final day of summer vacation
[13:53] ---
and I haven’t finished
the homework I was given.
[13:56] ---
I finished all of
my homework.
[13:58] ---
You’re kidding!
[14:00] ---
You can copy from
my homework if you want.
[14:01] ---
For real?
[14:02] ---
You’re suddenly
looking really cute, Ontan.
[14:05] ---
However, should your
procrastination become worse,
[14:08] ---
leading to you failing your entrance exams,
and you end up suffering from an academic complex,
[14:13] ---
don’t expect any sympathy from me.
[14:16] ---
Forget it.
[14:18] ---
I'll do it myself.
[14:19] ---
WE BRING WATER TO YOU
[14:19] ---
Bureau of Waterworks
Tokyo Metropolitan Government
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But even if I tried super hard,
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got into a top high school
and then a top university,
[14:27] ---
Japan will fall into an even worse recession,
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the economy completely collapses,
the declining birthrate and aging society continues,
[14:32] ---
I will end up becoming a
corporate slave of an evil company.
[14:35] ---
And abnormal weather will
lead to Tokyo becoming a desert,
[14:38] ---
then I will practically live
on as a citizen of the Moon.
[14:43] ---
Looking forward to that!
[14:45] ---
“What in the world is a
person’s life, anyway?
[14:47] ---
No, thinking about
such things is barren.”
[14:51] ---
Such thoughts
crossed Kadode’s mind.
[14:53] ---
That’s right.
[14:54] ---
If I had the time to be thinking about such
things, I should be doing my homework.
[14:58] ---
We did promise that we’d enter
the same high school, after all, didn’t we?
[15:00] ---
But today is the release date for access to the
new map available to premium members only.
[15:07] ---
In other words…
[15:08] ---
It’s gonna start getting serious
starting this evening!
[15:10] ---
I mean, what else can I say, right?
[15:12] ---
I’ll allow that!
[15:14] ---
We shall meet
again on the battlefield.
[15:19] ---
Ontan, cover me!
[15:24] ---
I'm dead.
[15:30] ---
Huh?
[15:31] ---
Was there a tremor.
[15:36] ---
Huh?
[15:42] ---
Hey Dad.
[15:43] ---
Ask before you come in.
[15:46] ---
It's a war.
[15:48] ---
Oh, yeah.
[15:49] ---
This is a war game I’m playing.
[15:51] ---
No, a war is gonna start in Japan.
[15:55] ---
Maybe.
[15:57] ---
Why?
[15:58] ---
WARNING Unidentified
Flying Object in Minato City
[15:58] ---
Unidentified Phenomenon
[15:58] ---
Predicted Course of
the Unidentified Flying Object
[15:58] ---
Due to the appearance of
the giant disc-shaped object,
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many buildings in the Tateyama
district have been damaged.
[16:05] ---
Next, reporting live from Odaiba.
[16:07] ---
The giant flying saucer is slowly proceeding
from above the sea in this direction.
[16:07] ---
WARNING Unidentified
Flying Object in Minato City
[16:07] ---
Unidentified Phenomenon
[16:12] ---
Huh? This is pretty bad, isn’t it?
[16:16] ---
Hello?
[16:17] ---
Oh, I was just
about to call you, too.
[16:20] ---
I sent Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript
by motorcycle courier to the printers.
[16:25] ---
Can you confirm that it it arrived?
[16:28] ---
I’m heading to the
editorial department myself.
[16:30] ---
Huh?
[16:32] ---
Are you heading to work, Dad?
[16:34] ---
Yeah.
[16:37] ---
What about Mom?
[16:39] ---
She said she’s going to the
supermarket to stock up on toilet paper.
[16:50] ---
What's this sound?
[16:53] ---
Kadode, do not leave this house.
[16:58] ---
I'll be back before evening.
[17:05] ---
He’s not coming back, is he?
[17:09] ---
Marukawa Clinic
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Kadode.
[17:12] ---
Sorry I’m late.
[17:13] ---
I just could not get off work.
[17:15] ---
No, it’s all right.
[17:16] ---
My friend gave me a ride.
[17:18] ---
Oh! You’re Oran, right?
[17:21] ---
I'm Takabatake.
[17:23] ---
Nice to meet you.
[17:24] ---
Pleasure.
[17:27] ---
Miss Koyama.
[17:28] ---
Health Check Up Results
Marukawa Clinic
[17:29] ---
About your mother.
[17:32] ---
She’s perfectly fine, like always.
[17:36] ---
There are many people
like your mother who come
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for a checkup because they
get worried about this and that.
[17:42] ---
Doctor.
[17:43] ---
In order to relieve her
from her basic anxiety,
[17:46] ---
would it be better to completely
change her environment?
[17:50] ---
Who is this person?
[17:51] ---
-My name is Takabatake.
-Oh…Huh?
[17:53] ---
I’m planning to marry
Manami in the near future.
[17:56] ---
Huh?!
[18:02] ---
I was wondering when
to make the announcement.
[18:05] ---
Because Nobuo...
[18:06] ---
Oh, um, your father has…
[18:09] ---
well…
[18:11] ---
not been found yet, right?
[18:16] ---
It might still be too soon.
[18:19] ---
No.
[18:20] ---
I don't think Dad would want
Mom left alone for too long.
[18:25] ---
My mother isn’t perfect, but
please take good care of her.
[18:40] ---
Did Takabatake have
a chance to tell you?
[18:43] ---
Oh. Yes.
[18:44] ---
Congratulations.
[18:45] ---
You know, a friend of Takabatake is
creating this village of self-sufficient living.
[18:52] ---
It’s a wonderful place where
everybody supports each other.
[18:55] ---
There is no pollution there.
[18:58] ---
The three of us will move there there
once you graduate from high school.
[19:04] ---
I don’t want to.
[19:05] ---
Huh?
[19:07] ---
I don’t think I want to go there.
[19:10] ---
Are you being serious?
[19:12] ---
If you refuse because you
“think” you don’t want to,
[19:14] ---
do you realize the position
you’re putting your mother in?
[19:16] ---
I’m planning this because
I worry about your health!
[19:19] ---
Continuing to live in
Tokyo would be suicide!
[19:23] ---
You decide to talk
to me as a mother,
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after I gave up on going to university
so I could support the family.
[19:30] ---
And you suddenly talk about going to
this place that I really don’t understand.
[19:34] ---
You only don’t understand because
you’re too stupid to understand, Kadode!
[19:37] ---
Manami.
[19:39] ---
You can do as you wish
with your own life, Mom,
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but I think you’re being
arrogant to try and
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control the lives of others
because you wanna live longer.
[19:46] ---
I’m shocked.
[19:47] ---
Are you telling your own
mother to hurry up and die?
[19:51] ---
That’s not it.
[19:53] ---
That’s not what I mean, but…
[19:55] ---
Oran, stop the car.
[19:59] ---
Stop it.
[20:00] ---
Stop the car.
[20:02] ---
I’m telling you to
stop the car, damn it!
[20:11] ---
I'm walking home.
[20:13] ---
Kadode, don't worry
about tuition fees.
[20:17] ---
I'll do what I can so
you can go to university...
[20:19] ---
Takabatake!
[20:23] ---
I’ll try my best
[20:24] ---
so that soon you’ll
feel comfortable
[20:27] ---
calling me Dad.
[20:39] ---
What a relief.
[20:40] ---
If she gets married again
and moves somewhere,
[20:42] ---
that would help me greatly.
[20:44] ---
Because Mom
is such a nuisance.
[20:47] ---
Boy, I'm such a
heartless daughter.
[20:50] ---
I'm probably an
inherently unhealthy,
[20:53] ---
ephemeral,
wrong type of human being.
[21:02] ---
Sorry that I made
you uncomfortable.
[21:05] ---
Let's eat!
[21:06] ---
My treat today!
[21:21] ---
Ontan,
[21:22] ---
want some ice cream, too?
[22:20] ---
De-de-de-destruction
[22:27] ---
The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
[22:30] ---
It's the end of the world
[22:32] ---
Beyond human control, lol, lol
[22:36] ---
Immediate overkill upon arriving home
[22:38] ---
Showered by distortion
[22:39] ---
Under restriction here
[22:41] ---
Even self-questioning
[22:43] ---
Hey, can you hear me?
[22:45] ---
I know everything
[22:46] ---
Now, don't stop
[22:48] ---
Let's go
[22:49] ---
I wanna be WITH YOU
[22:50] ---
The sympathizer's mixed in together
with the test subjects
[22:53] ---
Derailed
Now what will destiny bring
[22:57] ---
De-de-de-destruction
[23:03] ---
We'll trash talk about how creepy
they are on the night before the revolution
[23:10] ---
Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
[23:17] ---
My absolute sanctum I hold up
[23:20] ---
Doesn't scare me anymore
[23:23] ---
Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
and its raggedness
[23:31] ---
The earth's broken down
[23:34] ---
Let's fly in the sky together
[23:37] ---
I won't let you go
[23:43] ---
See ya
[23:45] ---
De-de-de-destruction
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