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E1 - Episode 1

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    Today, we are expecting clear skies
    throughout the day in the Kanto Region,
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    Shimo-Takoido High School
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    with shadows in some areas.
    “A-Ray” concentration 0.5 percent.
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    Today will be another great day
    to hang out your laundry.
[00:11] ---
    The A Counter is today’s one-time special
    sale item for the next 24 hours, starting now.
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    Kadode.
[00:23] ---
    Hey, Kadode Koyama
[00:26] ---
    Huh? Oh, yes!
[00:30] ---
    Um, well…
[00:32] ---
    I was only waking you up
    because you were asleep.
[00:35] ---
    If you’re sleepy,
    just go home and sleep.
[00:38] ---
    I'm sorry.
[00:39] ---
    That goes for the rest of you, too.
    If you’re gonna sleep, you can go home.
[00:42] ---
    Entrance Exams are coming up.
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    Rather than paying
    attention to what I say in class,
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    direct your entire focus
    on studying for the exams.
[00:47] ---
    Gone chillin'
    Oran Nakagawa
[00:54] ---
    All right,
    today’s class is over.
[00:56] ---
    Oh, Kadode,
    can I have a word?
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    HISTORY QUIZ
[01:01] ---
    Kadode Koyama
[01:01] ---
    Eurasian Continental culture has
    a strong self-cohesive force
[01:01] ---
    Subprime Loan
[01:02] ---
    Are you purposely trying to get
    borderline passing grades on your tests?
[01:06] ---
    It doesn’t make sense that
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    you’d get good grades on the mock entrance exams,
    then do badly on the in-school tests.
[01:13] ---
    Please allow me to not
    make sense at times.
[01:19] ---
    Well, you’re free to
    do as you wish, Kadode,
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    but I think it’s a waste.
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    I don’t think I can go to college
    in my situation right now.
[01:27] ---
    Then do you plan to work
    when you graduate?
[01:29] ---
    That's right!
[01:31] ---
    I'm gonna be a company slave.
[01:34] ---
    That’s a funny-looking backpack.
[01:35] ---
    It’s “Isobeyan”.
[01:37] ---
    I know.
[01:39] ---
    He's a mushroom-man
    who came from the distant future
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    to find happiness
    for the lazy Debeko.
[01:45] ---
    I know.
[01:47] ---
    He takes out secret tools from
    his Fourth-Dimensional Handbag.
[01:51] ---
    I know.
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    His favorite food is Isobeyaki,
    mochi with seaweed.
[01:56] ---
    I know all that.
[01:57] ---
    What would you do if you could fly freely
    in the sky, Mr. Watarase?
[02:02] ---
    That will be a dream come true, but it’s
    something that only happens in manga comics.
[02:06] ---
    What’s wrong about
    having a dream?!
[02:08] ---
    Nobody knows what
    awaits us in the future.
[02:12] ---
    That’s Debeko’s line.
[02:14] ---
    The future, huh?
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    There can’t be any such
    convenient future, can there?
[02:35] ---
    What are you doing, Ai?
[02:37] ---
    Kiho is about
    to ask someone out.
[02:39] ---
    What are your chances?
[02:40] ---
    Rin, my rule of thumb is to never take on
    a challenge if the odds are against me.
[02:44] ---
    Then hurry and talk to him.
[02:46] ---
    Kohiruimaki
    is looking pretty uneasy.
[02:49] ---
    What did Ontan say?
[02:51] ---
    She says she’s not
    interested in any farce.
[02:53] ---
    How dare she…
[02:55] ---
    I’m gonna enjoy life
    in the real world!
[02:59] ---
    Due to the new-type bomb
    dropped by the U.S. Army,
[03:02] ---
    Ota Ward has been polluted
    with high-density A Ray.
[03:05] ---
    Although small amounts, levels continue
    to be measured within Tokyo Prefecture.
[03:08] ---
    When we return from commercials,
    we will have coverage of
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    today’s press conference held
    by Defense Minister Kaminari.
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    La-la-la
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    I love you so
    much, Isobeyan.
[03:22] ---
    That sound again?
[03:24] ---
    How was it?
[03:26] ---
    What are you talking about?
[03:27] ---
    You were saying that today,
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    you’re finally going to lick
    Watarase’s cute pink nipples.
[03:33] ---
    I never said such a thing,
[03:35] ---
    and I never had that opportunity
    to lay a finger on him today, either.
[03:39] ---
    If you can’t lay a finger on him,
    show him your boobs.
[03:42] ---
    You're missing the point.
[03:46] ---
    Seriously?
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    Seriously.
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    Ever since that thing
    appeared that summer,
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    the big shot adults were saying
    that everything has changed.
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    I, on the other hand, am discontent
    with the lack of changes with my daily life.
[04:18] ---
    Looking back now, I realize that no change
    at all is it's own kind of happiness.
[04:26] ---
    Episode 1
[04:36] ---
    The frequency needle broke
[04:39] ---
    Dead Dead Demon's
     Dededede Destruction
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    Making me feel like an alien
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    People's hearts have slipped away,
    so I tried lifting up my skirt
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    I'm tired of hearing
    the carefree positive slogans
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    You're the only one who smiles at me
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    Just a little bit
    Just a little bit
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    I can see the truth
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    I can peek through
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    The words that speak from here
    Can you hear it?
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    Justice has overdosed
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    I find myself in a crowd
[05:16] ---
    Just because I can't see your face
    everything becomes boring
[05:21] ---
    I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
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    Let's see the end of the world
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    So come closer and closer to me
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    We'll be together until we die
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    Because you'll always be smiling
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    It's some worthless emotion
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    If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
[05:42] ---
    Bye bye bye bye
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    Lovely days
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    Bye bye bye bye bye bye
[05:52] ---
    Alone in a world of lies
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    Today you’re still my absolute
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    DEDEDEDE
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    3 years ago
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    Tateyama Base
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    August 31st, Wednesday
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    An earthquake?
[06:39] ---
    We have no report of
    any earthquake, sir!
[06:39] ---
    NO WARNING
    NO WARNING
[06:44] ---
    A tsunami has been observed
    at the number two sea fort of
[06:46] ---
    Misaki Port’s Shinyamashita tide station!
[06:48] ---
    It appears that many buildings in the Ito and
    Mera districts have also been damaged!
[06:51] ---
    Manager, above us!
[06:54] ---
    Visuals on an
    unidentified projectile!
[07:33] ---
    Self Defense Force
    Camp Ichigaya
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    A mysterious projectile above the
    Southern coast of Chiba Prefecture?
[07:36] ---
    Total length five
    thousand meters?!
[07:40] ---
    2039 days until
    Tokyo Expo
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    The flying saucer is headed toward Tokyo Bay
    at a speed of ninety kilometers an hour.
[07:44] ---
    Prime Minister's Cabinet Room
[07:44] ---
    Prime Minister
    Katsuaki Ogino
[07:45] ---
    Although it's yet to be confirmed,
[07:47] ---
    we cannot rule out the possibility that
    this object may not be from Earth.
[07:50] ---
    Put in a request immediately
    to the heads of
[07:53] ---
    the U.S., China and
    South Korea to dispatch forces.
[07:55] ---
    Mr. Prime Minister,
    the Okinawa U.S. Army Base says
[07:57] ---
    they have already dispatched a B-52 for
    the purpose of an advance reconnaissance.
[08:00] ---
    Prime Minister
    Katsuaki Ogino
[08:04] ---
    First thing after
    inauguration...and this?
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    As a result of the appearance
    of the disk-shaped object,
[08:12] ---
    WARNING Unidentified
    Flying Object in Minato City
[08:12] ---
    Unidentified Phenomenon
[08:12] ---
    Predicted Course of
    the Unidentified Flying Object
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    many buildings have been
    damaged in the Tateyama Region.
[08:13] ---
    Footage from Viewer
[08:16] ---
    The flying saucer is currently headed
    in the direction of Kawasaki.
[08:16] ---
    BREAKING NEWS Unidentified Flying Object Flies
    Through Minato City, Daiba and Ota City
[08:16] ---
    Unidentified Phenomenon
[08:16] ---
    Predicted Course of
    the Unidentified Flying Object
[08:19] ---
    Haneda Airport has
    been completely closed.
[08:21] ---
    All Japan Rail routes
    have also stopped running.
[08:23] ---
    Info on
    Unidentified Flying Object
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    Right now, evacuation notices
    have been issued for the following areas.
[08:27] ---
    Minato City, Shinagawa City, Ota City, Shibuya City,
    Meguro City and parts of Kawasaki City.
[08:28] ---
    Evacuation Area
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    Minato City
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    Shinagawa City
[08:29] ---
    Ota City
[08:29] ---
    Shibuya City
[08:29] ---
    Meguro City
[08:29] ---
    Kawasaki City
[08:33] ---
    Oh, a flying object has just
    come out of the flying saucer!
[08:38] ---
    Two elderly citizens are
    refusing to evacuate.
[08:41] ---
    Continue persuading them.
[08:43] ---
    The U.S. Army are determined
    to attack fifteen minutes
[08:45] ---
    if the Mother Ship ignores orders to stop!
[08:49] ---
    Are they seriously
    going to attack?
[08:51] ---
    Above this urban area?
[09:21] ---
    LIVE 3 Yrs After 8/31
[09:21] ---
    Ota City, Tokyo
[09:21] ---
    A Protest in Front of Kamata Station
[09:22] ---
    Three years ago,
[09:23] ---
    this city of Kamata also incurred damages
    when the U.S. Army’s bomber dropped their new bomb.
[09:28] ---
    Protests against these
    attacks have taken place
[09:30] ---
    in the form of demonstrations
    to demand compensation
[09:33] ---
    as well as claims against
    the infringement of sunshine rights.
[09:35] ---
    Victims of the August 31 incident,
[09:37] ---
    including passengers of commercial airline
    and people in collapsed buildings, total 5,200.
[09:43] ---
    We still do not know where this
    Mothership came from, what their purpose is,
[09:47] ---
    or if there are any
    living beings aboard that ship.
[09:48] ---
    Okonomiyaki
    Teppei
[09:51] ---
    A Protest in Front
    of Kamata Station
[09:51] ---
    This unidentified giant flying object is
    proceeding at a speed of five kilometers per hour.
[09:55] ---
    “How should I put it…”
[09:56] ---
    “His tastes in music and
    movies are the same as mine.
[10:00] ---
    It’s so important to
    have the same values.”
[10:04] ---
    Give me a break!
[10:06] ---
    Then go ahead and exchange rutting
    poems to each other with the use of
[10:09] ---
    -social media for the rest of your life!
[10:10] ---
    -Here you go, Ontan.
[10:11] ---
    That cutesy fuzzy
    feeling grosses me out!
[10:13] ---
    Hey, hey,
    you know what?
[10:15] ---
    It’s not like I’m trying to earn
    your sympathy or anything!
[10:18] ---
    If you were only more like Kadode,
[10:20] ---
    the way she straightforwardly talks about
    wanting to sleep with her teacher.
[10:23] ---
    I never said that.
[10:25] ---
    Will somebody
    please shut her up?
[10:27] ---
    You’re merely a follower.
[10:31] ---
    You get this tiny piece.
[10:33] ---
    How come?!
[10:34] ---
    There’s not much I can
    do with you being annoyed.
[10:37] ---
    Get a boyfriend first, then we
    can talk more on this subject.
[10:41] ---
    A Protest in Front
    of Kamata Station
[10:41] ---
    Putting others down
    because you can’t relate is so childish.
[10:46] ---
    Love… is this magic that allows
    people to become a bit more adult.
[10:54] ---
    Saucy girl!
[10:56] ---
    Kadode, would you please
    go ahead and kill her!
[11:01] ---
    Oran Nakagawa!
[11:02] ---
    I will continue refuting
    you tomorrow as well!
[11:04] ---
    Bye-bye boo!
[11:13] ---
    How's your mother doing?
[11:16] ---
    She's always sleeping.
[11:18] ---
    Want me to drop by your place?
[11:20] ---
    That's okay.
[11:49] ---
    Ontan, what would you do if
    you could fly freely in the sky?
[11:52] ---
    Must be cold.
[11:56] ---
    But you know,
    I won’t succumb to anything.
[11:59] ---
    Not until I destroy this world
    full of deceit and pretense.
[12:03] ---
    I’m gonna have those
    tame pigs realize one day, for sure,
[12:08] ---
    that the real threat to humanity
    is not some group of invaders but me.
[12:13] ---
    You’re right.
[12:14] ---
    Let’s do our best.
[12:15] ---
    You’re making fun of me aren’t you?
[12:31] ---
    I'm home!
[12:34] ---
    These are the vegetables
    I ordered from Okinawa.
    They're uncontaminated.
    Heat them up for dinner.
[12:35] ---
    "These are the vegetables I ordered from Okinawa.
    They're uncontaminated. Heat them up for dinner."
[12:45] ---
    Mom, are you feeling all right?
[12:48] ---
    Oh, welcome back.
[12:50] ---
    Sorry, I already ate so I’ll
    have the vegetables tomorrow…
[12:53] ---
    I'm going to
    the hospital tomorrow.
[12:55] ---
    You get a check-up
    as well, Kadode.
[12:57] ---
    I...
[13:00] ---
    The levels of A-Ray residue from
    the Mother Ship continue to be low,
[13:02] ---
    Effect of A-Ray on Human Body
[13:02] ---
    Defense Minister Kaminari Press Conference
[13:04] ---
    and therefore it is very unlikely to
    have any effect on the human body.
[13:08] ---
    “Unlikely to have any effect”?
[13:10] ---
    Absolutely not.
[13:21] ---
    Darn. Take this. Ugh.
[13:39] ---
    Kadode,
[13:40] ---
    here’s the stuffed doll you wanted.
[13:46] ---
    Shunei School Setagaya
[13:46] ---
    3 years ago
[13:48] ---
    I don't think
    I can take this anymore.
[13:50] ---
    The reason being, today is the
    final day of summer vacation
[13:53] ---
    and I haven’t finished
    the homework I was given.
[13:56] ---
    I finished all of
    my homework.
[13:58] ---
    You’re kidding!
[14:00] ---
    You can copy from
    my homework if you want.
[14:01] ---
    For real?
[14:02] ---
    You’re suddenly
    looking really cute, Ontan.
[14:05] ---
    However, should your
    procrastination become worse,
[14:08] ---
    leading to you failing your entrance exams,
    and you end up suffering from an academic complex,
[14:13] ---
    don’t expect any sympathy from me.
[14:16] ---
    Forget it.
[14:18] ---
    I'll do it myself.
[14:19] ---
    WE BRING WATER TO YOU
[14:19] ---
    Bureau of Waterworks
    Tokyo Metropolitan Government
[14:21] ---
    But even if I tried super hard,
[14:23] ---
    got into a top high school
    and then a top university,
[14:27] ---
    Japan will fall into an even worse recession,
[14:28] ---
    the economy completely collapses,
    the declining birthrate and aging society continues,
[14:32] ---
    I will end up becoming a
    corporate slave of an evil company.
[14:35] ---
    And abnormal weather will
    lead to Tokyo becoming a desert,
[14:38] ---
    then I will practically live
    on as a citizen of the Moon.
[14:43] ---
    Looking forward to that!
[14:45] ---
    “What in the world is a
    person’s life, anyway?
[14:47] ---
    No, thinking about
    such things is barren.”
[14:51] ---
    Such thoughts
    crossed Kadode’s mind.
[14:53] ---
    That’s right.
[14:54] ---
    If I had the time to be thinking about such
    things, I should be doing my homework.
[14:58] ---
    We did promise that we’d enter
    the same high school, after all, didn’t we?
[15:00] ---
    But today is the release date for access to the
    new map available to premium members only.
[15:07] ---
    In other words…
[15:08] ---
    It’s gonna start getting serious
    starting this evening!
[15:10] ---
    I mean, what else can I say, right?
[15:12] ---
    I’ll allow that!
[15:14] ---
    We shall meet
    again on the battlefield.
[15:19] ---
    Ontan, cover me!
[15:24] ---
    I'm dead.
[15:30] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] ---
    Was there a tremor.
[15:36] ---
    Huh?
[15:42] ---
    Hey Dad.
[15:43] ---
    Ask before you come in.
[15:46] ---
    It's a war.
[15:48] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[15:49] ---
    This is a war game I’m playing.
[15:51] ---
    No, a war is gonna start in Japan.
[15:55] ---
    Maybe.
[15:57] ---
    Why?
[15:58] ---
    WARNING Unidentified
    Flying Object in Minato City
[15:58] ---
    Unidentified Phenomenon
[15:58] ---
    Predicted Course of
    the Unidentified Flying Object
[15:58] ---
    Due to the appearance of
    the giant disc-shaped object,
[16:01] ---
    many buildings in the Tateyama
    district have been damaged.
[16:05] ---
    Next, reporting live from Odaiba.
[16:07] ---
    The giant flying saucer is slowly proceeding
    from above the sea in this direction.
[16:07] ---
    WARNING Unidentified
    Flying Object in Minato City
[16:07] ---
    Unidentified Phenomenon
[16:12] ---
    Huh? This is pretty bad, isn’t it?
[16:16] ---
    Hello?
[16:17] ---
    Oh, I was just
    about to call you, too.
[16:20] ---
    I sent Mr. Hanazawa's manuscript
    by motorcycle courier to the printers.
[16:25] ---
    Can you confirm that it it arrived?
[16:28] ---
    I’m heading to the
    editorial department myself.
[16:30] ---
    Huh?
[16:32] ---
    Are you heading to work, Dad?
[16:34] ---
    Yeah.
[16:37] ---
    What about Mom?
[16:39] ---
    She said she’s going to the
    supermarket to stock up on toilet paper.
[16:50] ---
    What's this sound?
[16:53] ---
    Kadode, do not leave this house.
[16:58] ---
    I'll be back before evening.
[17:05] ---
    He’s not coming back, is he?
[17:09] ---
    Marukawa Clinic
[17:11] ---
    Kadode.
[17:12] ---
    Sorry I’m late.
[17:13] ---
    I just could not get off work.
[17:15] ---
    No, it’s all right.
[17:16] ---
    My friend gave me a ride.
[17:18] ---
    Oh! You’re Oran, right?
[17:21] ---
    I'm Takabatake.
[17:23] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[17:24] ---
    Pleasure.
[17:27] ---
    Miss Koyama.
[17:28] ---
    Health Check Up Results
    Marukawa Clinic
[17:29] ---
    About your mother.
[17:32] ---
    She’s perfectly fine, like always.
[17:36] ---
    There are many people
    like your mother who come
[17:39] ---
    for a checkup because they
    get worried about this and that.
[17:42] ---
    Doctor.
[17:43] ---
    In order to relieve her
    from her basic anxiety,
[17:46] ---
    would it be better to completely
    change her environment?
[17:50] ---
    Who is this person?
[17:51] ---
    -My name is Takabatake.
    -Oh…Huh?
[17:53] ---
    I’m planning to marry
    Manami in the near future.
[17:56] ---
    Huh?!
[18:02] ---
    I was wondering when
    to make the announcement.
[18:05] ---
    Because Nobuo...
[18:06] ---
    Oh, um, your father has…
[18:09] ---
    well…
[18:11] ---
    not been found yet, right?
[18:16] ---
    It might still be too soon.
[18:19] ---
    No.
[18:20] ---
    I don't think Dad would want
    Mom left alone for too long.
[18:25] ---
    My mother isn’t perfect, but
    please take good care of her.
[18:40] ---
    Did Takabatake have
    a chance to tell you?
[18:43] ---
    Oh. Yes.
[18:44] ---
    Congratulations.
[18:45] ---
    You know, a friend of Takabatake is
    creating this village of self-sufficient living.
[18:52] ---
    It’s a wonderful place where
    everybody supports each other.
[18:55] ---
    There is no pollution there.
[18:58] ---
    The three of us will move there there
    once you graduate from high school.
[19:04] ---
    I don’t want to.
[19:05] ---
    Huh?
[19:07] ---
    I don’t think I want to go there.
[19:10] ---
    Are you being serious?
[19:12] ---
    If you refuse because you
    “think” you don’t want to,
[19:14] ---
    do you realize the position
    you’re putting your mother in?
[19:16] ---
    I’m planning this because
    I worry about your health!
[19:19] ---
    Continuing to live in
    Tokyo would be suicide!
[19:23] ---
    You decide to talk
    to me as a mother,
[19:26] ---
    after I gave up on going to university
    so I could support the family.
[19:30] ---
    And you suddenly talk about going to
    this place that I really don’t understand.
[19:34] ---
    You only don’t understand because
    you’re too stupid to understand, Kadode!
[19:37] ---
    Manami.
[19:39] ---
    You can do as you wish
    with your own life, Mom,
[19:41] ---
    but I think you’re being
    arrogant to try and
[19:43] ---
    control the lives of others
    because you wanna live longer.
[19:46] ---
    I’m shocked.
[19:47] ---
    Are you telling your own
    mother to hurry up and die?
[19:51] ---
    That’s not it.
[19:53] ---
    That’s not what I mean, but…
[19:55] ---
    Oran, stop the car.
[19:59] ---
    Stop it.
[20:00] ---
    Stop the car.
[20:02] ---
    I’m telling you to
    stop the car, damn it!
[20:11] ---
    I'm walking home.
[20:13] ---
    Kadode, don't worry
    about tuition fees.
[20:17] ---
    I'll do what I can so
    you can go to university...
[20:19] ---
    Takabatake!
[20:23] ---
    I’ll try my best
[20:24] ---
    so that soon you’ll
    feel comfortable
[20:27] ---
    calling me Dad.
[20:39] ---
    What a relief.
[20:40] ---
    If she gets married again
    and moves somewhere,
[20:42] ---
    that would help me greatly.
[20:44] ---
    Because Mom
    is such a nuisance.
[20:47] ---
    Boy, I'm such a
    heartless daughter.
[20:50] ---
    I'm probably an
    inherently unhealthy,
[20:53] ---
    ephemeral,
    wrong type of human being.
[21:02] ---
    Sorry that I made
    you uncomfortable.
[21:05] ---
    Let's eat!
[21:06] ---
    My treat today!
[21:21] ---
    Ontan,
[21:22] ---
    want some ice cream, too?
[22:20] ---
    De-de-de-destruction
[22:27] ---
    The a-a-a-absolute sanctum is in crisis
[22:30] ---
    It's the end of the world
[22:32] ---
    Beyond human control, lol, lol
[22:36] ---
    Immediate overkill upon arriving home
[22:38] ---
    Showered by distortion
[22:39] ---
    Under restriction here
[22:41] ---
    Even self-questioning
[22:43] ---
    Hey, can you hear me?
[22:45] ---
    I know everything
[22:46] ---
    Now, don't stop
[22:48] ---
    Let's go
[22:49] ---
    I wanna be WITH YOU
[22:50] ---
    The sympathizer's mixed in together
    with the test subjects
[22:53] ---
    Derailed
    Now what will destiny bring
[22:57] ---
    De-de-de-destruction
[23:03] ---
    We'll trash talk about how creepy
    they are on the night before the revolution
[23:10] ---
    Cuz being dramatic doesn't suit us
[23:17] ---
    My absolute sanctum I hold up
[23:20] ---
    Doesn't scare me anymore
[23:23] ---
    Cuz it's beautiful in its defenselessness
    and its raggedness
[23:31] ---
    The earth's broken down
[23:34] ---
    Let's fly in the sky together
[23:37] ---
    I won't let you go
[23:43] ---
    See ya
[23:45] ---
    De-de-de-destruction