E5 - Episode 5
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[00:15] ---
Yeah!
We’ve taken the lead!
[00:17] ---
Hiroshi!
[00:20] ---
My pants are about to fly off.
[00:32] ---
You saw a UFO?
[00:34] ---
I thought maybe
you would believe me.
[00:37] ---
Of course I believe you.
[00:39] ---
I know very well that
you’re incapable of telling lies.
[00:46] ---
Are a bunch of aliens from space gonna attack?
Is everyone gonna die?
[00:50] ---
I’d hate for that to happen.
I’m scared.
[00:53] ---
You’ll do something about that,
won’t you, Hiroshi?!
[00:56] ---
Because everyone says you’re a genius!
[01:02] ---
It’s true that I’m a genius,
but if you look at the whole world at large,
[01:06] ---
I’m no more than a commoner
you can find anywhere.
[01:10] ---
But you know what?
[01:11] ---
I will always be by your side.
Forever. No matter what happens.
[01:17] ---
Should something happen,
[01:19] ---
we commoners have no choice
but to accept that as reality.
[01:22] ---
When that happens,
[01:23] ---
do you know what the best thing to do is,
so that you don’t lose hope?
[01:27] ---
Protect someone.
[01:29] ---
There’s no need to worry about everyone.
Just one person.
[01:32] ---
But in return,
[01:33] ---
make sure you continue protecting that
person you decide on, to the very, very end.
[01:37] ---
Those feelings will become
an irreplaceable strength.
[01:42] ---
Having said that,
who would you protect?
[01:45] ---
Episode 5
[01:56] ---
The frequency needle broke
[01:59] ---
Dead Dead Demon's
Dededede Destruction
[02:00] ---
Making me feel like an alien
[02:02] ---
People's hearts have slipped away,
so I tried lifting up my skirt
[02:08] ---
I'm tired of hearing
the carefree positive slogans
[02:14] ---
You're the only one who smiles at me
[02:20] ---
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
[02:23] ---
I can see the truth
[02:24] ---
I can peek through
[02:26] ---
The words that speak from here
Can you hear it?
[02:32] ---
Justice has overdosed
[02:34] ---
I find myself in a crowd
[02:36] ---
Just because I can't see your face
everything becomes boring
[02:41] ---
I'm sure it'll be sunny tomorrow
[02:45] ---
Let's see the end of the world
[02:47] ---
So come closer and closer to me
[02:51] ---
We'll be together until we die
[02:53] ---
Because you'll always be smiling
[02:56] ---
It's some worthless emotion
[02:59] ---
If we hold hands, do you think we can fly?
[03:02] ---
Bye bye bye bye
[03:05] ---
Lovely days
[03:08] ---
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
[03:12] ---
Alone in a world of lies
[03:15] ---
Today you’re still my absolute
[03:18] ---
DEDEDEDE
[03:32] ---
All right!
[03:34] ---
We’re done!
[03:36] ---
That was so boring.
[03:42] ---
Kadode!
[03:43] ---
I didn’t realize you were going
to the same tutoring school.
[03:45] ---
I was lonely because
I knew no one here.
[03:49] ---
I wish I noticed you sooner.
[03:51] ---
Sure, because people from all
across Tokyo come to this tutor camp.
[03:54] ---
Which class are you in, Oran?
[03:57] ---
W-Well, I’m in Class A Advanced.
And you, Kadode?
[04:00] ---
I’m in Class A.
[04:02] ---
Wow. You’re pretty smart.
[04:05] ---
Oran.
[04:08] ---
From now on at school, call me by my name,
Kadode, rather than Demon.
[04:15] ---
I’m going to the “Ginshama”
tour in September.
[04:17] ---
Wow, I envy you.
[04:19] ---
Who do you like best?
[04:19] ---
I like…
[04:25] ---
Hanya nya…
[04:31] ---
Hey.
[04:32] ---
Yes!
[04:33] ---
You’re not allowed out at night.
[04:35] ---
K-Kadode?
[04:37] ---
Did you see it too, Oran?
[04:40] ---
Huh?
[04:42] ---
You saw it, right?
The UFO?
[04:49] ---
Good! Go, go, go!
[04:51] ---
Okay, I caught it!
[04:52] ---
Awesome, Eiji!
[04:54] ---
Kadode, what’s that?
[04:55] ---
What is this guy?
[04:56] ---
A space alien?
[04:57] ---
A ghost?
[04:58] ---
Maybe a devil!
[04:59] ---
Hey, stop it, guys!
What do you think you’re doing?!
[05:02] ---
What we’re doing?
[05:04] ---
We came to enjoy fireworks,
then we saw this guy wandering around.
[05:07] ---
Let go of him!
He doesn’t like it!
[05:10] ---
But he tried to run away!
[05:12] ---
If you have a problem with that,
let’s take him to the police!
[05:17] ---
No… that…
[05:19] ---
You know, it seems like
you don’t know this so I’ll tell you.
[05:23] ---
Some people wear protective clothing to
protect themselves from allergens in the air.
[05:30] ---
If you made a hole in that clothing,
you’ll be in great trouble!
[05:34] ---
Allergens?
[05:35] ---
This city has nursing
facilities for that purpose.
[05:38] ---
Huh?!
[05:39] ---
You’re the ones
doing terrible things.
[05:43] ---
Enough for me to call the police on you.
Do you want that?
[05:46] ---
H-Hey…
[05:49] ---
I’ll escort this person myself,
[05:51] ---
so you guys hurry on home.
[05:57] ---
Kadode, will you be all right?
Do you know the way to get to that facility?
[06:03] ---
What are you saying, Oran?
[06:06] ---
Obviously, it was all a lie.
[06:08] ---
What?! Then, don’t you think
this person might be dangerous?
[06:13] ---
I don’t know.
[06:15] ---
But we need to help him.
[06:19] ---
Anyway, we’ll place him here for now.
[06:21] ---
Kadode, how can you be
so calm about this?
[06:27] ---
Oran.
[06:28] ---
I believe this is some sorta fate.
[06:33] ---
What happened today
is a secret between us two.
[06:43] ---
Good morning, Kadode.
You have a lot of stuff.
[06:49] ---
Don’t tell me…
[06:51] ---
Oh, Oran, you’re home.
[06:55] ---
Who is that girl with the glasses?
[06:58] ---
Well, her name is Kadode Koyama
and she’s from the same class.
[07:02] ---
We happened to be
in the same tutor camp.
[07:05] ---
Sorry to visit you
without prior notice.
[07:09] ---
First encounters
always happen suddenly,
[07:11] ---
and that’s what
makes them special.
[07:13] ---
Oran
[07:14] ---
Kadode.
[07:15] ---
What should we do about him?
[07:18] ---
I’ve been thinking
about that the whole time.
[07:21] ---
[Unidentified language]
[07:23] ---
Woah, he spoke!
[07:25] ---
That’s right.
But I have no idea what he’s-
[07:28] ---
Oran.
[07:29] ---
Can I talk to you?
[07:30] ---
Your cool brother is going to be
attentive and offer you some snacks.
[07:34] ---
This is in no way
[07:35] ---
because I have ulterior motives
with that girl with glasses.
[07:39] ---
Sorry.
I didn’t realize that you were busy.
[07:44] ---
What is that dirty doll?
[07:46] ---
Oh, Hiroshi,
this has to do with a UFO…
[07:49] ---
Hey, Oran!
[07:51] ---
Well, you see, this is a Russian
toy, currently hugely popular
[07:55] ---
among grade school girls
across the nation.
[07:57] ---
It’s a must buy item
for today’s cool girls.
[08:00] ---
Oh? I was not aware of that.
Kadode, was it?
[08:05] ---
Please make yourself at home.
[08:07] ---
My name is Hiroshi Nakagawa.
[08:11] ---
Come and see me anytime.
[08:17] ---
Thank you, Kadode.
[08:19] ---
Come on, Oran.
[08:20] ---
This has to absolutely be
a secret from anyone else, okay?
[08:23] ---
[Unidentified language]
[08:24] ---
Huh?
[08:29] ---
Huh?
[08:30] ---
[Unidentified language]
[08:33] ---
What’s this?
[08:36] ---
Ah…
[08:39] ---
Once again, hello.
[08:42] ---
Thank you for saving me.
You two saved my life.
[08:47] ---
I can…
[08:48] ---
…understand him.
[08:51] ---
Oh, um… who are you and
what are you doing here?
[08:55] ---
Did you come here on that round UFO?
[08:59] ---
Has he come to invade Earth, after all?
[09:02] ---
Oran.
Isn’t that a bit too short-sighted?
[09:06] ---
Like Isobeyan, he may have come
to bring happiness to all humanity.
[09:12] ---
Keep an eye on him.
I’ll be right back.
[09:15] ---
What?!
[09:17] ---
Kadode
Hope you had a good time at the summer tutor camp.
I’ll be late with an interview today, so for dinner,
please take something from the fridge and warm it up.
Mom
[09:22] ---
It was in here somewhere.
[09:24] ---
Found it!
[09:25] ---
Okay. This’ll do.
[09:28] ---
Kadode.
[09:30] ---
Oh, Dad.
Don’t you have work today?
[09:33] ---
That’s the doll I gave you
for Christmas last year, isn’t it?
[09:38] ---
-If you’re throwing it out, use a garbage bag…
[09:39] ---
-I wouldn’t do such a thing.
[09:42] ---
I found a more effective use for it.
[09:45] ---
Are you going out?
[09:46] ---
You have your mobile phone, do you?
Today, I’ll be…
[09:49] ---
You’ll be late getting home, right?
I’ll be all right.
[09:52] ---
Sure.
[09:53] ---
Don’t hesitate to contact me
any time if you need to.
[09:57] ---
There won’t be any need to.
I’ll be fine alone.
[10:03] ---
No worries.
[10:04] ---
I’ll be fine alone.
[10:07] ---
I’m capable of doing anything alone.
[10:14] ---
Why, it’s Demon.
[10:16] ---
Are you up to no good again?
[10:19] ---
I ask that suspicious people
leave this city.
[10:22] ---
What an idiot.
[10:24] ---
Kadode… A stuffed doll?
I guess you do have a girlish side to you.
[10:29] ---
Get outta my way.
[10:30] ---
Huh?!
What are you staring at me for?!
[10:32] ---
You’re a demon!
[10:34] ---
Don’ touch me!
[10:35] ---
You’re kids who can’t do anything
unless part of a group.
[10:38] ---
Who’s the real devil here?
[10:41] ---
Don’t come crying to me
if one day karma gets you.
[10:46] ---
In a way, I guess you could refer
to what we’ve been doing as invasion,
[10:50] ---
and it can also be seen
as making you all happy.
[10:52] ---
However, seeing as you value
the individual over the good of all,
[10:57] ---
it may follow a parallel path.
[11:00] ---
What’ll we do, Kadode?
I’ve got no idea what he’s talking about.
[11:04] ---
Neither do I.
[11:06] ---
What a surprise.
[11:07] ---
It wasn’t too long ago that you people
had absolutely no sign of civilization.
[11:11] ---
However, looking at the discrepancy
between your technology and ethics,
[11:15] ---
there may have been some kind of
intervention separate from our intentions.
[11:19] ---
“Our”?
You mean there are others like you?
[11:24] ---
Right now it’s just me.
I’m an investigator.
[11:28] ---
The decision is up to me whether
or not friends of mine will come here.
[11:34] ---
However, I was told
that this is a safe place.
[11:38] ---
Maybe I was deceived.
[11:41] ---
So that would mean you guys possess
highly advanced technology, right.
[11:45] ---
Like these earphones.
[11:47] ---
You don’t have dangerous
weapons with you, do you?
[11:54] ---
Let’s go to the police.
This guy totally has something.
[11:57] ---
Wait, wait, wait.
[11:58] ---
Great defensive instinct.
[12:01] ---
You may not understand this,
[12:03] ---
but we live within a sensation
where weapons are unnecessary.
[12:08] ---
However,
it’s not like we came empty-handed.
[12:11] ---
Show me.
I’ll determine whether or not it’s safe.
[12:17] ---
Wow!
[12:19] ---
Awesome! Kadode,
you disappeared!
[12:21] ---
It’s exactly like Isobeyan’s
“Stealth Screen”!
[12:24] ---
With this, you’d be able
to escape at will.
[12:27] ---
Sure we could escape,
but it’s hell here no matter how far away I get.
[12:32] ---
The operating system of the ship I was on
was damaged by the strong abnormal magnetic field,
[12:36] ---
and it is currently repairing itself.
[12:38] ---
While that’s happening,
there’s nothing I can do.
[12:42] ---
Then you should stay
here for a while.
[12:45] ---
H-Here?
[12:47] ---
And to do that… here!
[12:50] ---
Um, aren’t you being pushy.
[12:54] ---
Right? With this,
no one’s gonna suspect us?
[12:58] ---
Hey, Kadode,
you’re almost too smart.
[13:00] ---
Well, if you guys think
I’ll be fine with this,
[13:04] ---
I think I’ll get some rest.
It’s great to meet you.
[13:13] ---
I think this is totally outrageous!
[13:15] ---
Calm down Oran.
[13:18] ---
Do you remember
that thing he said?
[13:21] ---
That the reason they came
could be interpreted as “invasion”,
[13:24] ---
In other words, the downfall of humanity
could possibly depend on our actions.
[13:31] ---
Which means…?
[13:32] ---
We’ll teach him that human beings
are actually kind and peaceful.
[13:38] ---
And then let’s return him
to where he came from.
[13:42] ---
We won’t allow any invasion.
[13:44] ---
We are going to protect our Earth.
[13:49] ---
Got it!
[13:53] ---
It’s a good thing I found
him with you, Oran.
[13:56] ---
I’m sure we’ll be able to do this.
[13:59] ---
I’m gonna get back at
the people who made fun of me.
[14:05] ---
Hey Kadode, you know what?
You can call me by my name if you wish.
[14:11] ---
Oran Nakagawa? Hmm…
[14:16] ---
Oran…
[14:18] ---
I know!
[14:20] ---
Ontan!
[14:25] ---
Oh, sorry.
You don’t like it.
[14:27] ---
No! That’s awesome!
[14:29] ---
Kadode! Kadode!
[14:31] ---
Oh? Ontan! Ontan! Ontan!
[14:36] ---
I really like it.
[14:39] ---
You’re a bit odd,
aren’t you, Ontan?
[14:42] ---
Nakagawa Motors
[14:43] ---
Hey, Oran.
[14:44] ---
What’s that?
You taking that with you on a regular school day?
[14:47] ---
Oh, um, I got this from Kadode.
[14:50] ---
I really like it.
[14:53] ---
See you later!
[14:56] ---
What’s happening?
[14:57] ---
My little sister is so cute
that people could die.
[15:02] ---
See?
People are finding us suspicious.
[15:04] ---
I must keep an eye on you to make sure
you don’t disclose our existence to anyone.
[15:10] ---
Are we really coming to school like this?
[15:13] ---
Not to worry.
[15:17] ---
Woah! Wait! Huh? What? Wait!
[15:21] ---
I will always be by your side.
So talk to me if you need something.
[15:25] ---
Wait! Isobeyan!
[15:30] ---
What?!
[15:31] ---
"Everyone is
the main character"
[15:31] ---
He ran away?! Why?!
[15:33] ---
But, but he did say he’d be
watching us from nearby.
[15:35] ---
From where, I wonder.
[15:40] ---
Creepy.
[15:41] ---
When’d he get there?
[15:43] ---
Oran, hey can I talk to…
[15:46] ---
Oh, my.
[15:48] ---
Hope
5th grade
Asako Omori
[15:48] ---
Hope
5th grade
Someko Hara
[15:48] ---
You’ve been getting along
with Kadode lately.
[15:51] ---
Why?
[15:52] ---
We were together
at the summer tutor camp.
[15:55] ---
What?
You’d better stay away, Oran.
[15:58] ---
Hmm…
[16:00] ---
Got it! From now on, anyone who talks
to Kadode at school will be punished!
[16:05] ---
You must date one of the guys
from class for one week.
[16:09] ---
5th Grade Class 1
Kadode Koyama
[16:09] ---
Demon
[16:09] ---
Demon germs! Demon germs!
[16:11] ---
It stinks!
[16:12] ---
Someone dropped this.
Do you know who it belongs to?
[16:15] ---
Hey!
Take it easy with the teasing.
[16:18] ---
"Everyone is
the main character"
[16:18] ---
It’ll become troublesome
if the parents found out.
[16:25] ---
I’m sorry.
[16:26] ---
I wasn’t able to do anything.
[16:29] ---
Don’t worry. Just ignore them.
[16:32] ---
Besides, the real boss
behind all this is a girl, Maejima.
[16:36] ---
@StrawberryPrincess
That new student doesn’t speak,
and is totally gross.
I don’t want her coming to school.
[16:36] ---
@D10Rua
The boys are useless.
Be like a man, guys!
[16:36] ---
This site has an anonymous
bulletin board for our class,
[16:40] ---
and Maejima and her girls’ group
are giving instructions to the boys.
[16:43] ---
What? No way.
I don’t have a mobile phone, so…
[16:47] ---
But never mind that.
It’s a game that idiots love.
[16:52] ---
Sorry. I can’t come here
until the second term begins.
[16:56] ---
Please take care of Isobeyan
until the opening ceremony.
[16:59] ---
Kadode!
Let’s be friends even at school!
[17:04] ---
It’s all right.
No need to try too hard, Ontan.
[17:12] ---
Oran.
[17:14] ---
Are you crying?
[17:15] ---
I’ve seen Kadode being made fun of
for so long, and it’s been so hard for me.
[17:24] ---
You may be a little too sensitive
to survive in this human society, Oran.
[17:30] ---
The haughty frog, huh?
[17:33] ---
What?
[17:34] ---
It’s one of Isobeyan’s secret tools.
[17:37] ---
Use this and you’ll have
the confidence of a lord.
[17:37] ---
No way.
I can’t believe it.
[17:37] ---
Well, what could go wrong.
Just give it a try.
[17:37] ---
Debeko.
[17:37] ---
Won’t you go
and buy some
things for me?
[17:37] ---
Debeko?
[17:37] ---
Go to the shopping
district and…
[17:38] ---
A medicine that’ll allow you to be like a lord?
[17:42] ---
Oran, take this.
[17:46] ---
It’s a stimulant of the nervous system
that allows you to become more confident.
[17:50] ---
Even the shy you, Oran, may be able
to become more confident with this.
[17:54] ---
You want to change, right?
For Kadode’s sake?
[17:59] ---
What’s the worst that can happen?
[18:01] ---
Give it a try, just once.
[18:04] ---
I do want to be friends
with Kadode at school, too.
[18:08] ---
But I don’t think I should be relying
on medication for things like this.
[18:12] ---
I have to change on my own.
[18:17] ---
Kadode!
[18:19] ---
How did the intensive course go?
Good morning! Long time no talk!
[18:22] ---
Ontan.
You got the orders wrong.
[18:26] ---
You know what? I’ll go to your place after school
so you don’t need to try so hard at school.
[18:31] ---
But I’m fine, this boy is doing fine.
[18:34] ---
And now you’re calling yourself a boy.
[18:36] ---
What? You’re kidding!
[18:39] ---
I heard you were talking to
Kadode on your way to school.
[18:43] ---
Ah…
[18:44] ---
I warned you that you’d be
punished if you talk to her, didn’t I?
[18:46] ---
But… but…
[18:48] ---
So who will you ask out, Oran?
[18:53] ---
Um, will you please go out with me?
[18:57] ---
Just for one week would be fine.
[18:59] ---
What?! Why?!
[19:01] ---
Nice. Kaneyan,
you’re one popular guy.
[19:03] ---
H-Hey!
[19:04] ---
Wow, I think this is great.
[19:05] ---
You like each other,
so you should go ahead and kiss.
[19:08] ---
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[19:11] ---
Wh-What?!
[19:13] ---
No way, no way!
I don’t even like her!
[19:16] ---
I… I don’t wanna do this either!
No way I wanna kiss you.
[19:20] ---
I-I can’t stand it.
[19:24] ---
Hey, Oran.
Why would you say such a thing?
[19:27] ---
You’re the one who asked him out.
What do you mean you can’t stand him?
[19:31] ---
Look what you’ve done.
You’ve left him with a deep scar to the heart.
[19:36] ---
Sorry. Um, um…I really am sorry.
[19:40] ---
Just wait here for one moment.
[19:44] ---
Ontan, don’t do it.
[19:53] ---
Demon?!
[19:54] ---
What is it, all of a sudden?!
[19:56] ---
Where the heck
did you appear from?
[19:59] ---
Oh? She disappeared!
[20:06] ---
Woah! Mishima!
[20:08] ---
What’s up with her?
[20:09] ---
This isn’t looking good.
[20:11] ---
Demon!
[20:12] ---
Seriously…
[20:22] ---
Demon.
Seriously… you’re…
[20:28] ---
Awesome!
[20:29] ---
Huh?!
[20:31] ---
That vinyl, is that what they call
a stealth camouflage?!
[20:33] ---
I always knew you were
different from the others,
[20:36] ---
but you’re seriously
totally different from the others!
[20:40] ---
I’ll be your servant
for the rest of my life!
[20:42] ---
Allow us to be your subordinates!
We’ll do anything!
[20:46] ---
Well, sure, if you wish.
[20:49] ---
But promise me that you will never
engage in stupid bullying ever again.
[20:52] ---
Whatever I say is a must. Also…
[20:56] ---
Let’s all do at least one good thing
for someone, every day.
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Lets follow
traffic rules
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The Demons
do good!
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13th edition
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The Refreshing Newspaper
Issued by the Newspaper Club
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It’s complete.
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I always had trouble finding articles to
write about for the class newspaper,
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but this month it’s like
I have too much to write about!
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Newly formed
The Demons!
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We’re the Demons! Yay!
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I can see through all kinds of things!
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It’s identical to the “Skeleton Specs”.
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We can use this to search
for people who are troubled.
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Yes, Ontan.
That’s precisely the point.
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So? Don’t you think humans
are more wonderful than you thought?
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I do think they’re wonderful.
They’re really lovable.
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But I do also think
it’s just self-satisfaction.
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Do you have a problem with those who want
to help as many troubled people as they can?
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I follow my own justice.
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How can you say that
your justice is right?
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What do you mean?
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I’ve never even thought about that.
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I just wanna be
needed by someone.
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Aww, if only I could fly the skies freely.
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I heard from Ontan
that you have a tool that lets you fly.
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Ready, set…
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I’m flying!
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Awesome!
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